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We start off today with a story about a toilet baby at Burning Man, steps 9 & 10 of your Cowboys Anonymous program, light up titties, Raj has a girlfriend, and an update on the serial butt sniffer.  But first, birthdays!

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Utah woman unaware of pregnancy gives birth to daughter at Burning Man Festival

Police arrest man known as ‘Butt Sniffer’ again in Burbank – NBC Los Angeles

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with

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Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Treehouse.

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Glad to have you here. A quick reminder in case

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you don't know, have a new way to kind of

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do the Treehouse new routine. When you turn on your car,

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turn on the Treehouse. It's my new gift. There you go,

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all right, Raj, to loop you in on this story

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and then to add a new story on top of

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it for me and Trey and you. Even though the

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orgy dome was blown down at burning Man last week,

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the festival still has plenty of surprises for attendees, like

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one woman who gave birth even though she didn't know

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she was pregnant. Yeah, I mean, what's a girl? Yeah,

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what's a What's a summer music festival without a sudden birthing?

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I thought that. I thought that was the name of

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the band.

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That was playing when she gave birth. That would have

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been very very fitting. Yeah, a Utah woman, Go ahead, Rush.

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I was gonna say, you'd be surprised how often that happens.

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It does seem to happen more often than I would

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have ever thought possible. This, this most recent time, though,

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happened at burning Man. A Utah woman gave birth in

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an RV restroom at the burning Man Festival after a

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cryptic pregnancy. Lacey Paxman is now an aunt after her

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sister in law gave birth at the Nevada Festival Wednesday.

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Lacey said, very very surprising as she sat in the

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Reno hospital. What was meant to be just a fun

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time in the desert turned into a life changing experience. Lacey,

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the new aunt, said, my brother Casey and his wife Kayla,

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this was their first time to burning Man. Wednesday morning,

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Kayla woke up and she wasn't feeling great. Soon after,

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Kayla went into their RV's rest her man to everyone surprised,

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she delivered a baby.

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Girl.

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When you go to the bathroom and you pop out

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a kid when you open the door, do you say,

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I did a number three?

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Tell that story to the kid when it grows up.

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I had you in a toilet.

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In the Righteous Gemstones.

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Yeah, hould your whole thing like, oh, it's toilet baby.

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Look, if we're being honest. Everyone likes to talk about

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how Jesus was was a miracle and at all? How

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all birds are miracles? Not really. If you're having a

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toilet baby, that's kind of a miracle.

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Yeah.

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I mean, like I said, you'd be surprised, like people

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coming to the hospital and be like, you know, I

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have a I'm feeling bloated and I'm gassy, and they're like, oh, well,

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you're eight months pregnant, that's why. But they're usually a

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halftier people. Uh, they're usually bigger people that can't tell

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that they're showing or not.

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Yeah, and I don't I don't know how large or not.

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Uh kayla Is I will say not all r V

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restrooms are created equals, so you can be a person

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of some size and still have room in an RV restroom.

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They're not They're not all cramped these days. There's some

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really nice ones.

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Yeah. But unless, of.

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Course, unless, of course, you feel your RV bathroom with

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a toilet baby didn't, were it? That's a different.

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When you name a toilet baby, John.

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There's a there's a few, there's no doubt.

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Latrine with l apostrophe.

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Yeah, it was an r you know, maybe I don't know.

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Blue Ogua.

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Cougar you name it after the r V. This here's

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a little cougar. Uh. Anyway, Lacey said, while getting emotional.

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My brother and Casey ran out. My brother Casey ran

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out and said, I need help, And they were just

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met with so much support. A friend who's a nurse

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staying at a nearby campground came to help. And they

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weren't the only one, she said, an obtionen uh n

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I see you, nurse and pediatricians all showed up to help.

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They had so many of the right people so close. Okay, look,

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I can understand how if you're having a surprise toilet

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baby that an obgen, a nick, you, nurse, and a

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pediatrician are all nearby, How lucky that must feel. But

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if they're all at Burning Man, do you want all

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those doctors in that bathroom?

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I don't know if they want an obgen.

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I would like an obgyn, but you and nurse. Yeah,

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but I don't want them to be on Burning Men drugs.

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I don't hope that they would just be part of

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the staff. Why would you have an obgyn? I mean

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for I mean STDs.

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I guess you say, why would you have that there?

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But it's for this exact purpose the one time. It's

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like there's lots of fire extinguishers in public buildings that

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say in case of emergency, please break glass and most

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of those never get broken.

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There's just an obgland buying the glass door, just waiting

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for a moment. Plenty of pacifiers, plenty of pain medication.

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That's how you have a toilet baby and not know

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about it. Them some good drugs. Yeah, that's the stuff

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we don't give in the hospital.

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that when your friends, that you be honest with one another,

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the way Tray has been honest with me and Raj

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and all of us that are Cowboys fans. Over the

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past week, look Trey very eloquently said that he has

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given up all the addictions in his life. Drinking, he

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never did drugs. We'll just do it in there, nicotine vaping,

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all this stuff nine years sober. But his last great addiction,

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he admitted to us, is the Dallas Cowboys. Not being

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one to take things lying down, Trey is proactive, so

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he developed a thirteen step recovery program called Cowboys Anonymous

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Trey Today, I believe you are going to share with

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us steps nine and ten. Can't hear you, Trey?

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Yes? Correct? Sorry?

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Okay, you want it?

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Do we need to recap one through eight? Yes?

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Yes, I will recap one through eight. You will share

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with us steps nine and ten. So to recap steps

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one through eight of Trey's thirteen step Cowboys addiction program.

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Number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,

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Our team, and at salarycap have become unmanageable. Number two

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came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,

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namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us

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to sanity. Number three made a decision to turn our

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fandom and our falls over to the care of God

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as we understood him, someone who actually knows football and talent.

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Number four made a searching and fearless inventory of our

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roster and the time we've devoted to it. Number five

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admitted to God, ourselves, and another human being that we

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suck and our roster is doo doo and dak is

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mid at best. Number six, we're entirely ready for God,

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the NFL, or someone who knows what they're doing to

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remove all the defects in our roster. Number seven humbly

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asked them to remove all the shortcomings from our roster

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and get rid of all the contracts no other team

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would have signed. And number eight made a list of

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all the people we had harmed with our delusional this

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is Our year beliefs and became willing to make amends

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to them. That gets us to steps nine and ten

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of Trey's Dallas Cowboys addiction treatment program, Trey Take It Away.

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Step nine as a follow up to eight, we made

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direct amends to such people wherever possible.

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People we had deluded, you know.

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Talked about this is our year, including fans of other

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teams except Philly fans.

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They can still suck it.

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All right, You got me back on board of the program.

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I was starting to feel a little don't know.

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I was feeling relapsy r E L A SB.

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And I just spelled it wrong. Oh, thank you for

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throwing in the much needed caveat.

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Absolutely and in step ten, can you continue to take

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roster and team inventory and realize that it's hopeless that

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in reality, the only time the Cowboys look good is

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against prevent defenses and clock killing offenses.

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Trey, please don't take my hope away. It's all I

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have left.

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That just bought a new hat.

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That's the sad thing. Is I usually also I usually

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buy a new hat each season. It's like, okay, whatever

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new hat, you know, the thing logo that looks cool

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is out. I've yet to do that this year.

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So what do we mean?

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What do we do?

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What do we do with our gear? Do we turn

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it in at the first meeting?

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It's all of us looking like Yeah, it's all of

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us looking like one of those last scenes in Rudy

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when they all turn into jerseys unless Rudy gets to play.

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And then we and then we look up Tray's Etsy stores,

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just vintage jerseys.

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He's making a killing.

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He has a whole line of hats. That's my hat.

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Well, look, just because you develop a thirteen step program

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for addiction for Dallas Cowboys fans doesn't mean you can't

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make some money off of it.

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Is it sponsored? By Jerry Jones. Is this what's happening?

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It might be. And if we're being honest, if Trey

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wants to open up an Etsy store where he sells

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Dallas Cowboys fans tears two Eagles fans, I can't blame

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him because they'll buy it.

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Oh yeah, you'd make a killing.

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It's like the scene like an Harry Potter where he

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puts the tears in that little dish or whatever it

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is and like sinks his head in. Then it just

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takes you back to ninety three.

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I would love to go back to that. I was

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talking to a guy a couple of days ago, the bartender,

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and he was like because he because we were asking

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this bar, We're like, hey, are you guys going to

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have the game on Thursday night? And he's like which game?

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And we're like, uh, Cowboys and Eagles game, you know,

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kickoff stuff, and he's like, yeah, I think we'll have

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it on. He's like, you guys are Eagles fans right,

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and we're like mm hmmm, and he he looked and

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he just got immediately dejected. He's like, oh oh oh,

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almost like someone farted up wind of him.

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I'd like, tell you guys, admitted to being Cowboys fans

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in shame. You guys are Eagles fans, right, No, we

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don't like winners.

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We did hang our heads in shames. We're like no,

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because we didn't want to draw attention either. He's like, no,

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we're Cowboys fans.

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It's the way it ends. With a lot of addicts.

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We are cowboying, deep, deep, deep in dark corners these days.

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Like like Roger said, it's like roj you bought a

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hat to start this year. I have yet to buy

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any new Cowboys merch for this season.

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Yeah, I got the Noon with just the star on it.

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It's a It was a. It just looks cool. And

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I was like, yeah, you know, because I said it

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the other night when I was on stage. I was like,

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white people going to the spelling me is the same

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thing as being a Cowboys fan.

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You're like, this is our year.

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No it's not, but at least the merch looks good.

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right here inside the treehouse. Who is ready for glowing

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the dark boobies? Raise your hands? Who's ready for glowing

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the dark mobies? Yes, that is a unanimous hand raising

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inside the treehouse.

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Only hands.

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For now, RGB lit in plants are gaining popularity. Obviously

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they offer no medical benefit, but they are creating a

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new niche in personalized electronics and body modification. Yeah, I'm

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kind of surprised it's taken this long, but startups in

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Silicon Valley and Berlin have developed new devices that let

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users change the color and intensity of implanted lights via

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a mobile app. The trend is growing among young people,

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gamers and cyberculture enthusiasts, who see the implants as a

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form of self expression and style. Manufactors say the devices

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are safe, made from biocompatible materials, and installed with minimally

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invasive procedures. Those skeptics caution about potential long term health risks.

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Early artistic collaborations already appearing. By the way, designers are

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incorporating the lights into fashion, Musicians are using them in

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live visual performances. Can't wait to see the next Skrillik show,

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and if widely adopted, the market for smart body accessories

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could reach several hundred million dollars by twenty twenty seven.

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Glowing the Dark boobs are here boys.

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Yeah, it's just when you you know, when you have

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it on strobe and you find out your boyfriend's epileptic,

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that's the problem.

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It just bites right through his tongue. But he's still smiling.

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Well, And it just me if they're doing it for boobs,

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then glow sticks are on the way.

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Or not.

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I don't want to. I don't want to go to

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that rave.

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It makes sense because where there's glowing boobs, I think

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glowing weenies will follow.

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Just visual.

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I don't know if you remember the old it was

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a John Ritter movie called Skin Deep and they do

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the glow in the dark condom battle.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, And it's hardful with that because Star Wars did

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did Star Wars and lucasfilm suthe them because it looked

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like lightsabers.

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But you also know that, you know that's also handy.

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If you think about it, you'll know what what kind

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of bar you're in you can walk in and if

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you see a bunch of blowing weenies are like, oh

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I will I will leave now.

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And if you hang on this, actually you bring up

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an excellent point. Perhaps this assumptioning this is something that

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we all can use as an actual signal to show

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kind of what we're into. So if you're going to

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some place and you're not sure if it's a place

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for you know, straight or gay, whatever, if you walk

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in and there's a bunch of rainbow weenies pointed out you,

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then you know it may or may not be your place.

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Yes see, it's efficient, it's handy, it's courteous, like, hey, buddy,

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this is the kind of bar you're in. You can

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go oh yeah, that's sorry, I'm wrong place.

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If they're all blue, then it could be a police bar.

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If they're blue and rainbow, then it's the the blue

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oyster bar from police Academy.

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If they're black, just leave.

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You don't darken here.

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You don't have a chance.

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Why is that guy walking around looking like like a

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censor bars following him? Oh that's not a censor bar.

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That guy's got a cane. Oh that's not a cane.

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But I and see why he's limping. I will say

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this though, I mean, for for all the technological advancements

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we have made as a species, I'm really surprised it's

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taken glowing the dark boobs this long to come to fruition.

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That's something I really thought would have happened long ago,

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because I feel like we've had the technology long before now.

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Yes, and and.

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It's gonna make the strip club so exciting.

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I don't go oh, I mean I will now.

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Yeah, because I mean especially if if if the lights

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in the boobies are coordinated with the music.

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Yes, and that's what that that's what we're looking at.

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The choreography.

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Well, I mean, look, if you can sync them, why not,

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it just adds to the to the it adds to

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the show.

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I'm gonna get up and leave, you know what. I'm

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I'm out of here. Her boobs weren't synced up to

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the music.

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I mean as white, But come on, and I think

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the name music.

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All you got to do is stand there. Just just

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just stand still, bunny, Just stay stand still. Let the

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lights do their thing.

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Uh.

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I am surprised they haven't come up with a better

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name for these though yet. I mean, R G B

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lit implants. I'm just gonna call them liddies.

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Let me see them liddies, girl.

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Some check will get them, and she'll still complain that

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they never look at me in the eyes.

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Your you're you've got the liddies, and you think we

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want to know what you think. We just want to

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know where the light switches.

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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

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All right, for all things Treehouse. Go to our website

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get access to past shows, links, contact info, and so

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much more right there on our website Treehouse on air

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dot com. That's Treehouse on air dot com. Hopefully I'm

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not speaking out of turned too much here, but Raj,

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do you have a girlfriend?

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I don't know girlfriend, but I have a I have

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a special person. I said girlfriend the other day because

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somebody said, is that your sister? And I was like, no,

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that's my girlfriend. Just so you know, I think he

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was trying to hit on her, oh, and was asking

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for my approval apparently, But I mean I said girlfriend,

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but and she didn't object, so I don't know.

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We haven't.

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We haven't discussed it. We haven't said, you know, like

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what are the labels. But we have spent almost every

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day together.

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That's pretty interesting because it wasn't that long ago we

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were talking about you going out with the Russian girl

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and then around the same time you met someone else, Yes,

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and let the Russian girl down gently as she walked

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off into the smoky cigar bar that you had no

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interest in, and so you pursued this other person. And

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I asked earlier today before we got on the air,

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I was like, so, how many days have been on

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and anything? You know, like you went on one and

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then you just basically haven't stopped.

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That's correct, except with the exception of Sunday. I was

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supposed we were supposed to hang out, but the timings

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were wrong because at a show that night, so I

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didn't see her Sunday. But every day since we've met, yeah,

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since we hooked up whatever.

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And for the record, there's no judgment in that. When

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I say it, I mean I'm still on date number

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two with my wife.

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Yeah, So it was just it's just very it's very nice.

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She's a very very sweet young lady. When I say young,

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she's I said, thirteen years younger than me.

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Oh, thank you for saying years younger, because I was

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about to have some real bad cringe.

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No, she's thirteen years younger than me. But it's fantastic,

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so I really enjoyratulations.

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Thank you.

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So let's see, thirteen years younger than you, So that

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wouldn't make her square like that would make her smack

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dab in the middle of the millennial generation.

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Then yes, got it? Okay, yes, very much so.

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But super cool, very smart, very very educated, very very cool.

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And there's no pressure, there's no like I said, no labeling,

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like we haven't really discussed that.

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But we enjoy each other's company.

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So it's wonderful. What uh so, what have you been

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what do you what do you guys been doing? What's

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been occupying your time?

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Uh?

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You know, stuff and things and.

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Uh and uh some some lovely lunches and dinners and

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stopping for food.

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That's good.

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Yeah, you know you gotta you gotta satiate it. You

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gotta have some sustenance in your body.

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It's it's important early on in relationships. The s's and

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the h's, it's satiates and the hydrates.

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Yeah, yes, so we're very, very full and very hydrated.

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Uh well yeah, no, you know, just just just stuff

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and things, stuff and things.

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Yeah, it's very it's very nice.

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Yeah, very quickly reminds me that I'm fifty. I'm like,

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she does, Oh, how tell me how I'm tired?

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Now you're lucky you got one hundred.

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No, I told her.

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I was like, I have pretty solid turnaround time. And

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she did not believe me. And I was like, okay,

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now you're gonna make me. You're gonna make me prove it.

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And I did and I was like, no, I'm sleepy

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and my back hurts. I think I twisted my ankle

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the other day.

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These are the things that our parents didn't prepare us for.

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It's like they like, like, I remember my dad gave

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me the talk, but he never gave me the after

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forty talk. Yeah, where it's like, okay, talk number one

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about how you do these things, and then talk number

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two is how is how do you recuperate after when

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you're like over forty.

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Yeah, like I said, I think I twistled my egg clung.

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I was like, oh, she's like you like that. I'm like, no, I.

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Like what you're doing. I just don't like what I'm

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doing to myself.

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It is.

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It is pretty bad though, it is. It is a

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I guess that's where you have an advantage. Is that

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since she is thirteen years younger than you, she may

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not have hit that age related wall. Yet that inevitably

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happens that you wake up one day and realize you

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don't get out of bed as quickly as you used to,

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or you hicc up and you have a new muscle spasm,

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or you sneeze too hard and you have a herniated

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disk somewhere.

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Or you date a thirteen year old girl thirteen years

477
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younger than you, a thirteen year old thirteen years younger

478
00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:57.200
than you, and she says come over and you get

479
00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:03.119
out of bed faster than you thought you could. Yeah, yeah,

480
00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:05.160
that's happened before. Like a you want to come over,

481
00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:06.799
I'm like, I'll be right there, jump right out of bed.

482
00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:11.720
I was like, we need didn't hurt today. That Turmoric's working?

483
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:15.000
Is that her name?

484
00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:18.319
She's an Indian stripper name.

485
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:24.960
Congratulations, Your parents would be so proud.

486
00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:31.079
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487
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488
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489
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495
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sure to like and subscribe to The Treehouse Show on

496
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YouTube today, Trey, what are you smirking about?

497
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:13.319
Oh, the fact your mike was muted for the first

498
00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:13.720
part of that.

499
00:29:16.240 --> 00:29:18.559
All right, Well, I'm gonna mute it on the fly here. Okay,

500
00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:20.359
so Trey Q.

501
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:28.319
And they worked perfectly, all right.

502
00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:32.759
Today is Wednesday, September third, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate

503
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:42.599
today with some birthdays. Yeah, Olympic snowboarder Shawn White is

504
00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:47.759
thirty nine today, Shawn White is thirty nine. Raj, you're

505
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:50.640
kind of an ex Games guy. I've watched them in

506
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:53.680
the past. I haven't watched a whole lot recently. But

507
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:57.920
did did you know Seawan White was Did you know

508
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:01.880
Shawn White's nickname is the Flying Tomatoe? Oh? Yes, because

509
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:04.359
I don't remember, But no, I know what he looks like.

510
00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:06.279
I just I didn't know that that was his.

511
00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:09.759
Nickname, yeah, because he used to have the big, giant

512
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:12.880
red hair, so in the air it would call him

513
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:13.680
the Flying Tomato.

514
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:17.279
Makes sense because I remember watching him on the actual Olympics,

515
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:20.039
and I don't remember them referring to him as the

516
00:30:20.039 --> 00:30:24.519
Flying Tomato. But maybe I just missed it. Other birthdays today,

517
00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:28.599
actor Garrett Headland is forty one. Garrett Headland is forty one.

518
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:31.440
He's one of those guys if you don't recognize his name,

519
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:34.720
you would recognize his face if you saw the movie

520
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:38.799
about Odessa Permian football Friday Night Lights. He played one

521
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:42.680
of the running backs, the white one. So Garrett Headland

522
00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:46.759
is forty one. He's also Jeff Bridge's son in Tron Legacy,

523
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:50.960
he's country singer Bo Hutton and Country Strong, and he's

524
00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:55.279
on Sylvester Stallone's Paramount Plus series Tulsa King. So Garrett

525
00:30:55.319 --> 00:31:01.640
Headland is forty one today. Speak speaking of Tron, there's

526
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:06.799
a new Tron movie coming out. I think it's Tron Aries,

527
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:11.480
yes or yeah. So you had the original Tron that

528
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.720
came out like early eighties with Jeff Bridges and some

529
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:18.519
other people, and then you had Tron Legacy that came

530
00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:21.480
out in I don't know ten years ago or so

531
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:25.960
twenty ten, twenty ten, okay, Jesus, fifteen years ago? Was

532
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:26.839
that any good? Tray?

533
00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:28.240
I never saw it?

534
00:31:28.839 --> 00:31:33.640
Okay, I didn't either, Uh really, and you wont know.

535
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:36.720
It's it's interesting of all the franchise like things you

536
00:31:36.759 --> 00:31:38.079
could make a franchise out of.

537
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:39.559
I don't know why they.

538
00:31:39.319 --> 00:31:43.039
Don't reboot Tron from the beginning because it was actually

539
00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:46.640
the original one was pretty good. Yeah, but with with

540
00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:50.480
the technology today, it would be you know, remarkable, or

541
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:51.240
at least it could be.

542
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:54.039
Yeah. Now that's actually a great point. You talk about

543
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:57.359
a franchise that would be you know, just perfect for

544
00:31:57.400 --> 00:31:59.279
a reboot, that would be it just based on the

545
00:31:59.279 --> 00:31:59.960
technology tech.

546
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.359
Yeah, well, a story that lends itself to the technology

547
00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:05.039
we have today.

548
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:05.920
Yeah.

549
00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:09.640
And in this new one, I saw trailer for it

550
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:11.000
the other day. I think I think I saw the

551
00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:14.079
trailer for it before the New Superman movie. Uh it's

552
00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:20.240
I'm brain farting on his name, the guy that's starring in.

553
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:23.039
It in the new one.

554
00:32:23.680 --> 00:32:28.960
Yeah, he's the really pretty guy from Fight Club and

555
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:32.799
he's the lead singer of thirty seconds to Mars. Oh h,

556
00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:36.839
Jared Letto, thank you Letto. In my head, I was thinking, like,

557
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:38.519
it's not John.

558
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:41.559
Lithgow, Jay Leno.

559
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:44.599
I knew it was an L. I knew it was

560
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:47.680
a jade and L. But there there, you got to

561
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:50.279
see there, you got to see a peek inside my mind.

562
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:53.440
It's like, I know, I know the face. I'm brain

563
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.000
farighting on the name. I know it's not John Lithgal,

564
00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.519
but I know it's not far from it.

565
00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:03.000
I'm from it. Wasn't he the joker in Suicide Squad?

566
00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:03.920
He was?

567
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.759
Yeah, he's the joker that had probably the least amount

568
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:10.119
of screen time of any joker in cinematic history.

569
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:15.519
Yeah.

570
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:19.160
Other birthdays today. Paz de la Hoerta is forty one,

571
00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:25.279
played Lucy dan Zigger on Boardwalk Empire. Genny Finch former

572
00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:28.559
Olympic softball pitcher who took home the golden Athens and

573
00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:32.200
the silver in Beijing. She is forty five. Jenny Finch

574
00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:37.279
forty five, Red Fu from Lmfao is fifty, Charlie Sheen

575
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:42.839
is sixty today. Wow, I forgot this. Did you guys

576
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:44.200
know he was HIV positive?

577
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:45.079
Yeah?

578
00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:48.440
Yes, exactly undetectable now, oh is it?

579
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:48.680
Yeah?

580
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:51.359
I had just totally forgotten. I had totally forgotten that

581
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.480
he was on that short list of people I had

582
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:55.519
HIV that obviously has nothing to worry about.

583
00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.599
And I think didn't he give it to a porn

584
00:33:58.599 --> 00:33:59.759
star that he was bang?

585
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:01.440
No, that's that.

586
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:04.400
That was the big scare is because he announced that

587
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.759
he was HIV positive and so they had all these

588
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:07.920
porn stars tested.

589
00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:11.719
That's right. Charlie Sheen came out saying I'm HIV positive

590
00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:13.840
and it shut down porn for like a week.

591
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:19.519
Yes, he I think he ended up disclosing that it's

592
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.280
non detectable. It's like Magic Johnson, same thing. It's non

593
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.719
detectable in his blood. The meditation and things that he

594
00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:28.159
was on. I think he might have given some sort

595
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:31.400
of STD to a porn star. I wouldn't not that.

596
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:34.199
Oh god, how how terrible is that? It's like Charlie

597
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:37.840
Sheen calls you up like a week later and tells you, hey,

598
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:39.960
you know good news, bad news.

599
00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:47.519
Good news is I bought some more baseball memorabilia.

600
00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:50.559
It's more of a it's more of a I'm sorry.

601
00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:50.880
Go ahead.

602
00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:52.760
The bad news is you have eights.

603
00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:56.800
I think it's more of a It's like it's a

604
00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:59.480
bad news, good news, bad news. So bad news is

605
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:03.679
I'm him a positive. The good news is totally undetectable.

606
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:06.880
You ain't got it. Bad news is you got the

607
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:16.440
other thing whatever that you got. Sheeend created a whole

608
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:18.480
new line of st D just for me.

609
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:23.239
He's the Southwest Texas State of Actors.

610
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:38.880
You're in the tree House.

611
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:58.400
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612
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613
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614
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us a follow today. Do you guys remember do you

619
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:28.159
guys remember the serial butt sniffer who was arrested a

620
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:29.079
couple of weeks ago.

621
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:34.000
You vaguely is it Boise or something?

622
00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:36.400
Let me see if I can refresh your memory. Here

623
00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:42.480
with his mugshot. This is the alleged butt sniffer in question,

624
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:48.400
the one that bears a striking resemblance to Shrek and

625
00:36:48.440 --> 00:36:48.960
his ears.

626
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:53.880
Yeah, he can hear your thoughts, he can through your butt.

627
00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:59.480
So this alleged butt sniffer that was arrested a couple

628
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:03.599
of weeks ago go for butt sniffing. Can't stop, won't

629
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:11.360
stop because he's still at it. Yeah, Burbank Police said

630
00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:14.800
thirty eight year old Calise Crowder, also known by officers

631
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:18.519
as the butt Sniffer, was recognized by store employees who

632
00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:24.920
reported the incident shortly before eleven pm last Friday. Officers

633
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.360
responded to the scene, spoke with the victim, and took

634
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:30.320
a report. Law enforcement sources say they knew where to

635
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.239
locate Crowder and arrested him nearby without incident. He had

636
00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:37.239
previously been arrested in Burbank on July twenty second, in

637
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:40.920
connection with similar behavior. That incident took place at a

638
00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:45.719
Nordstrom rack following reports of a suspicious individual roaming roaming

639
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:48.480
through the women's department and sexually harassing a female customer.

640
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:52.480
That's according to the Burbank Police Department. He's a registered

641
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:55.199
sex offender currently on parole, has a history of similar

642
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:58.360
offenses in Glendale and Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one.

643
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.840
This aial butt sniffer just can't get enough.

644
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:11.679
He likes.

645
00:38:12.360 --> 00:38:16.920
He also likes Armenian butts because that is the pretty

646
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:20.719
much the population of Burbick and Glendale is heavily Armenian.

647
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:26.679
So he's got a type. Okay, I don't know. I'm

648
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:27.920
I don't know if he does. I don't know if

649
00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:30.239
you're a butt sniffer, if there's a specific butt you

650
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:31.159
like to sniff.

651
00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:35.199
Well, I'm hoping that'll be in the documentary to come

652
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:38.199
about him.

653
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:40.480
He's going to be played, but he's gonna be played

654
00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:41.239
by Terrence Howard.

655
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.679
Man, I was roady.

656
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:55.719
I played Germaine Jackson American Dream.

657
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.559
Yeah, but you can see it now right.

658
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:01.079
It's either that or don Cheetle Like there's only two

659
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:02.159
people that can play this in it.

660
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:05.440
Man, I don't know if Terrence Howard can deal with

661
00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.280
Cheet'll take it another one of his roles.

662
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:17.920
I'm the butt sniffer, Yes you are.

663
00:39:18.599 --> 00:39:19.679
Don't take this from me.

664
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:23.960
That's all I got left.

665
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:36.280
Can't stop, won't stop sniffing butts. For all things Treehouse,

666
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669
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