Aug. 26, 2024

Toilet Wine or Ditch Gin? | Monday August 26, 2024

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Your Monday just got better. Today we're laughing about bidets, international bathroom attendants, a mayor arrested for giving inmates alcohol, and four jail contractors charged in a cellphone and chicken pot pie sex scandal.

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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I'm still reeling from the video that Trey shared with

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us inside the Treehouse plus program which if you would

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you two can be subjected to a group of people's

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first time using it a day and it is truly

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something you can behold and I'm oh man, I mean it's

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one thing to be of an age to appreciate your

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first day and the first time using of a day.

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It's another thing to do it in front of strangers,

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and it's a third thing to do it in front

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of strangers recording you to post it on YouTube, and

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I for want applaud them. And I don't know if

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it was intended this way. I don't think it was

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some sort of DEI program. But I did notice the

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diversity of the individuals using the bidet, and they're all

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American from what I can tell, the diverse group of

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people experiencing a bi day for the first time, and

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it makes me think that it is possible for this

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country to be united. And in order to do it,

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it's it's going to start with clean buttholes.

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We got to clean up the buttholes that we have.

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Yeah, you gotta start. Got to start with yourself. Then

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you can work your way over to other America buttholes.

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First, make buttholes clean again.

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That's really what it's all about. I mean, really, can

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you concentrate on anything when you got a dirty butthole?

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Because you know it's dirty, you can feel it. And

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I when it happens to me, I can't concentrate anything else,

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Totally distracted.

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I have a bidet, so I don't. I don't have

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I don't have to worry about that issue.

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I've got. I got a manual day, which is just

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dude wipes.

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Oh, dude wipes. Oh gotcha.

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Okay, I guess the other manual BI day would just

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be going outside using the garden.

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Yeah. But when you travel, like when you go to

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like let's say, if you're in the airport in like Dubai,

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Like they have western toilets and then they have their

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squatting toilets and then their swine toilets have like a connecting.

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There's a little hose with a it's like, okay, remember

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those like back in the day in your kitchen, like

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you could pull the little salad washer thing out.

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Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

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They have vegetable sprayer. That's what they have in the

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toilets in like the Middle East and India and stuff

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like that. You just reach just reach over and pull

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it up and then it's the vegetable.

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Sprayre Ever, gonna look at the vegetable spray are the same, It's.

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It's kind it's that's how we got it. The thing

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that's how we got it here is they were like,

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well we can't sell it as a butt accessory. Yeah,

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but we can go heay wash produce.

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Well, imagine the confused American traveling to the Middle East

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and they go to the bathroom and they see the

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vegetable spray and instead of using it on their backside,

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they just pull out the produce that they got at

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the market down ironically making that produce dirtier than when

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they bought it.

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I took a dump and washed the broccoli. This is straight.

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In those types of toilets in the Middle East and

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other countries where they have the the bidet standard in

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the bathroom, do those bathrooms ever have bathroom attendants like

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we do in the States, like at you know, fancy

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places or strip clubs, the guy that will stand there

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and hand you the towel or some mint spray.

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I think. I think I've been to a couple of

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hotels where they have that, But there's no there's no tipping,

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so that's just their job.

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Okay.

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That's so.

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The reason I ask is because if you have the

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bathroom attendant in other countries, and in those other countries

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they have bid days. But the idea of the bathroom

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attendant is that you don't have to do or touch

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anything yourself. I'm I'm working my way in a very

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long winded fashion to ask do bathroom attendants in countries

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with bid days do they have like do they do

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the bid day for you like you just bend over

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in front of them, or do they have like a

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super soaker that they can you know, do you?

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I think I think you have started a new business

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model at least. Uh But no, I mean no, I

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mean there could be some very specific places that might

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have somebody that will wash it for you, But I

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think I don't. I don't think you're going in there

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for the bathroom.

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Or for a relaxing stay.

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I know is the red roof in Dubai is very

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different than the one in Round Rock. Their bathroom attendant's

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got the super soaker with a backpack.

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Yeah no, but like you said, you're I mean it's

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a different it's a different experience, and I think more

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people should invest in the not a super soaker, but.

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But day they're not expensive. I mean you get thoder

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your attached to your toilet, dude. Yeah, like like.

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Oh you're talking about the days I thought you were

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still on the super soaker.

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But like the ones in Japan, like you can control

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the temperature of the water, the speed of the water,

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like how like how some people I'm assuming like a

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like a vigorous cleaning, where some people some people may

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like more of a Hey, how are you passing through?

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Are you?

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Headings on the bidets in Japan are basically in between

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how do you do? And come at me?

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Bro geisha to Kamakazi.

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I love segments like that because people that frown upon

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toilet humor just haven't heard it done properly. It is

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time to get you in a new car. But let's

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today but the rest of the week. But there are

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a few things I want to get to that are

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very timely and we don't want them to expire and

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lead those out on the Treehouse windowsill. And one of

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those things is a story that came across last week,

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so I want to make sure I get to it

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today before it truly gets old, because I find it

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important to share with you the stories that you don't

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typically hear everywhere else. That's what makes us special. Inside

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the Treehouse, You're going to hear the stupidest of the

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stupid news inside the Treehouse, the stuff that real news

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turns its nose up at. Thinking that you're not interested

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enough to tune in at ten for it that you'll

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come to Spotify. iHeart Apple Podcasts, Treehouse on Air dot

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you can only find them here. Sure you can google

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that stuff, but we're just much more fun doing it

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than you just googling all day. So a great example

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this is a mayor from Thompson, Georgia, say a mayor,

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because I'm not sure if he's still going to be mayor,

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or if there's a mayor pro tem now or an

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interim mayor or however they do things in Georgia. Because

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police officers came to the Thompson City administration office last

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week to arrest the mayor and haul him to jail

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in handcuffs. Okay, you want to know why Mayor Benji

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Cranford was indicted by a grand jury on suspicion of

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buying booze for state inmates.

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That's a good man.

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Georgia Bureau of Investigation officers came in around three point

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fifteen pm after an executive session of the city council saying, sir,

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I'm going to need you to come with me. He said,

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what's this about? The officer said, I'm with the GBI.

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Can you step out? They stepped out, then the handcuffs

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could be heard being placed upon the mayor's wrists. Council

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member wondered, say, what's going on? Well? On June sixth,

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the Thompson Police Department requested that the GBI conduct an

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investigation into an allegation that the mayor gave alcohol to inmates.

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On June fourth, according to the indictment, the mayor drove

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to Rimpy's liquor store and bought a seven hundred and

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fifty milli liter bottle of Seagram's Extra Dry Gin and

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left it in a ditch in the path of a

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work crew for state prisoners from the Jefferson County Correctional Institution.

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One of the workers says Cranford's a regular, saying at

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least twice a week. Sometimes it might be three, but

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usually twice a week. The mayor is now charged with

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furnishing prohibited items to inmates and criminal attempt to commit

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a felony. He was booked into jail after his arrest,

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was bonded out by six pm, with the bond set

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at five thousand dollars. So the in case you couldn't

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put all that together, the mayor, but Georgia Town was

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arrested for providing alcohol two state jail prisoners, and I

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kind of feel like this might be a situation of

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just a classic mistake, because they arrested him for breaking

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the law for allegedly supplying ooze to prisoners right when

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in reality this might go the other way because the

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booze that he left for them is extra dry gin,

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which I think might actually rise to the level of

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cruel and unusual punishment for those inmates, because that may

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be the worst liquor on the planet.

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Well, it depends on what kind of juice you got,

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So I mean you can make yourself an extra try

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gines or a martini for the for the classy inmate.

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On the on the side of the road in the

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summer heat. That's a.

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Let me talk to Trey that you used to drink

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just real quick, would you like Seagrum's extra dry gin

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that's been left in a ditch or toilet wine? I

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like to think about it. What kind of toilet are

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we talking about.

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I think it's interesting, Rajs, that you think in prison

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that those two substances aren't going to mix. Because I'm

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I'm a I'm a firm believer that if you get

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a bottle of extra dry gin when you're picking up

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trash on the side of the highway, when you take

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it back to your cell, I think you're absolutely gonna

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make a toilet and gin so whatever you're mixing in

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your prison toilet, which everything gets made in there. It's

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like the crockpot of prison. Whatever you're making inside your

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cell toilet, that's going to be the mixer for that

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extra dry gin. But I am curious. I really want

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to know Trey's answer to this. You're going toilet wine

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or extra dry gin? Oh wait, I just remember, I

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just realize we have a new game that we can

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play on this Welcome to an impromptu version of Versus

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heard here and only here inside the Treehouse. Today, we

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only have one contestant. He is Trade Trentholm, a member

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of Alcoholics Anonymous. Poorly, might I add an eight year

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chip holder, sober for eight years, tray as a sober

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man of eight years. If you had to drink toilet

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wine from prison or extra dry gin, what's your answer?

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Oh god, that's that is a tough one.

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It's you know what, Go ahead and talk it out.

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Let's hear your thoughts on This.

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Is one of them room temperature? Are they both.

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One's ditch temperature?

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Okay?

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Yeah, yeah. One was found by the trash cleanup crew

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on the highway. That's the gin and the other is

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the toilet wine that you've been brewing for weeks, temperature

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toilet wine or sun baked extra dry gin.

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I probably have to go toilet wine.

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Raj, Is that the direction you thought he would go?

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No, when the people at Seagrums are going to.

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Be pissed, stop making gin? And who knew?

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Whoever had a sip at gin and said, you know

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what would make this better if it were drier.

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And hot.

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Gin is an acquired taste that I never did.

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Yeah, I didn't. I had gin. What we decided I

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think it was our last week of college. We were

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going to be adults and have like a dinner party,

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and we decided to do like a very nice spaghetti

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dinner and it was a bunch of us and then

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we had we're going to do Gin and Tonics. And

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that was the last time I ever drink gin because

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I got very, very sick. It's not good. I'm not

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a big fan. But some people seem to like it,

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and and I've seen many of many of people, like

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my ex father in law was a Hendrix and Tonic guy,

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and then I've seen people do like the bombay Gin

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and Tonics and I'm like, that is not can't do it,

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but you would you would put wine made in a toilet.

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I gotta say, I think this may be one of

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our most sadistic versions of versus Inside the Treehouse, were

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we made a man who's been sober for eight years

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decide between drinking toilet wine or ditch gin.

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Also, can we like I know, it's like celebrities everywhere,

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Like you know Coloney has Cosamigos and The Rock has Teremana.

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Can the Treehouse please, for the off of God, start

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a brand of gin called ditch Gin.

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It's happening you. You have witnessed the formation of our

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new liquor, Brandon.

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I think we're I think toilet wine Treehouse toilet Wine

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is a better seller.

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I'm just saying next year, by next year's pool party,

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can we have either the Treehouse toilet Wine, trash Can

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Punch or ditch Gin. Person just sounds so like that

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would sell.

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College kids are good love. Finally, when you wake up,

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you'll be next to a friend.

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I'm gonna be uh, I'm gonna be thinking about ditch

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gin for quite some time. And you know what, Tray,

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you're right, I think you know, treehouse toilet wine does

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have a nice ring to it.

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That's more of a nice gift, like a natural wine bottle.

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That's just a treehouse toilet. Uh. That's that's something you give.

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That's something you give somebody for Christmas. It's seasonal ditches,

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an every day drink.

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That's that is true. That's that's when you uh, that's

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when you're because self loathing doesn't take a day off.

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That's every day.

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The slogan, because self loathing doesn't take a day off.

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I can't wait to.

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Do the artwork. I can't wait to drink it.

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And look to drink ditch gin. You don't have to

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hate yourself beforehand, but since you will afterwards, there will

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at least be comfort on this side of the bottle.

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Ditch gin, make rock bottom of your bitch.

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But I do like the idea of the like a

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seasonal Treehouse toilet wine, kind of like Bluebell does with

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Christmas cookies ice cream. It'll be a hit at all

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the White Elephant parties.

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This is a cinnamon, black licorice, whatever you can come

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up with.

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Ye, any old choke can do a brewery. But I'm

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gonna take some some serious balls to put out some

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toilet wine.

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And it's some prison gin Christmas edition. When you're.

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Uh, he's he's, he's amtracked himself. So you got ditch

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gin because.

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Self when a lump of cold doesn't cut it.

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So you've got ditch gin ditch gin because self loving

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doesn't take a day off. And then Treehouse toilet wined

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something about being born in prison but now now on

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parole there it is started in prison on parole there

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it is.

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That's that's the Christmas. So we'll find a way to

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do this. I'll look up online to see if we

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can get these made for the Christmas road show. Yeah,

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and I think so we can sell that to the listeners.

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And here's the thing, we don't need to go and

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actually distill our own gin or or for the for

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the Christmas flavored toilet wine. We don't need to make

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our own wine or anything. We can just find someone

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who has it and then we can just slap our

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label on it. Yeah, so we'll just do some good

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old fashioned licensing.

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Yeah, that's what I was gonna do. I was gonna

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look up and see what kind.

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Of socause you have if you are a producer of

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very sub mediocre wine and you want a new marketing

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angle on it.

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Want us or of the many of our listeners that

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have spent time in prison, if you can just make

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some toilet wine.

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For us, if you have, if you have your proprietary recipe,

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not to share it with anybody. I can't wait for

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us to be up in the pantheon of KFC's eleven

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Herbs and Spices and Treehouse toilet Wines. Christmas recipe.

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Self Loving not included.

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This recipe doesn't roll over all right, I got I gotta,

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I gotta switch gears. And speaking of switching gears, let's

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actually stay in prison this time, but get off of

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the ditch gin and the toilet wine and we'll shift

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over to four jail security guards have been accused in

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a cell phone and chicken pot pie sex scandal. I

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cannot wait to write the description for today's program for

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security guards accused in cell phone and chicken pot pie

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sex scandal at beleaguered Fulton County Jail. Of course it's

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Fulton County. Oh actually no, I'm thinking of Fulsom County.

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Never mind, I'm gonna change the headline at belaguered fulsome County.

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That sounds more fun. Oh Jesus, So just based on

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the headline, I actually don't want to read more into

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the story because I kind of like a little bit

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of the mystery and the intrigue and how these things

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all work together to create a jail conspiracy because you've

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got security guards, okay, then you've also got cell phones.

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Then you've got chicken pot pies and sex. I mean,

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I know I've said before previous episode that we don't

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think there's a yelp for prison, but if there was,

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this one's got to be going straight to the top, right.

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I mean, you got everything you could ever want with

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sex and pot pie and phones and guards enter in

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on it.

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Except for my mind went American pie.

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Eh.

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Toilet Wine or Ditch Gin? | Monday August 26, 2024

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