Dec. 31, 2024

Top-Notch Tuesday Best Of | Tuesday December 31, 2024

Top-Notch Tuesday Best Of | Tuesday December 31, 2024

More classic stupid: The Legend of Hawk Tuah Girl, Adoptedland, stripper monoliths, and Conway Fitty or Twitty Cent?


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More classic stupid: The Legend of Hawk Tuah Girl, Adoptedland, stripper monoliths, and Conway Fitty or Twitty Cent?


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. Welcome to episode one oh

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one century plus one. And not to brag or nothing,

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but I'm going to celebrate our one hundredth plus one

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episode with a tsunami of stupid gentlemen, So I want

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you to be not just mentally, but also physically, but

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most importantly emotionally prepared for said tsunami of stupid. Okay, yeah, ready,

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you say that, but we'll just have to We'll just

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have to see raj okay.

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Is the hawk Tua girl involved?

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I'm sorry say that again.

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Don't tell me the hot Ta girl.

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Hot to uh hot oh no.

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Girl saving relationships left, right and sideways?

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All right? Who is that?

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You really don't know who the hot Tua girl is?

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No, honestly, I thought it was something you mentioned Tua,

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and I thought, well, is that the Is that the

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guy that got catfished at Notre Dame or was it

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the guy who was all greased up carrying the Tongan

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flag at the Olympics like three different times?

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Uh?

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All right, everyone, hang on, give me a tsunami of stupid.

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Must wait because Trey has to educate me. On something

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that I've seen.

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Well, he's gonna warm the waters for the tsunami. He's gotta,

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he's gotta, he's gotta shift the tech.

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Do you know who I'm talking about?

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I do not.

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Oh this is great, so I'm not alone in my ignorance.

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Yeah, he's gotta shift the tectonic plates to get the

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water to put to pull back and then and then

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we can rush in with the tsunami.

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That's true because the worst storms I've learned this living

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in the Caribbean now for a couple of years. The

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worst storms happen when the waters are in fact warm.

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So this makes sense.

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Yes, Well, the tsunami happens when the tectonic plates shift

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up and there's nowhere for all the pressure to go,

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so it goes straight through the ocean floor up to

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the sea level and it you can always tell when

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the tsunami is coming. The shore line gets larger because

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the water is pulling back. And that's when if you

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see that, if you're ever on vacation and all of

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a sudden you're like, hey, where did the water go run?

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And because of the tsunami a handful of years ago,

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I know that, Yes, seeing it and that was before

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what was that the mid two thousands, was it the

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Indonesian tsunami? So that was before that was before the

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prevalence of smartphones being able to pull your phone out

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and to start recording video really easily, let alone good video.

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Yeah.

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So it's like if that happened nowadays and you saw

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the water disappear, I know, to run my ass the

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opposite direction and ry like hell to climb the high ground.

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Yeah, I lovel in la in the You know, when

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you go to down Santa Monica or if you go

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to Hermosa Beach or any of those, they have a

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tsunami evacuation route.

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We have those here on the street signs.

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Yeah.

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I think it's hilarious. I'm like, oh, so you're gonna

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outrun water?

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Oh okay, at least here with the tsunami evacuee with

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the tsunami evacuation route got hurt. Say, you can just

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go up because it's mountains. Yeah, so, like you get

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to the beach, you can go up pretty quickly. You

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just got to be good at running uphill. The downside

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is the majority of the tsunami evacuation route signs are

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covered up with banned slash happy hour stickers. So it's

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actually kind of brilliant marketing when you think about it,

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that in order to avoid the sudna, you must first

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hit the happy you must first hit the happy hour

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at beach bar.

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Or what you do is you set up a bar

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on top of the mountain, so when the sounamty hits

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the captive audience the windmill bar. Okay, okay, all.

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Right, okay, hang on. Okay, So I'm seeing this now

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because Tray, you're sharing your screen with this so we

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can see this. This girl looks familiar. I think I've

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seen a video that's not even the girl. Okay, so

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never mind then.

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So anyway, this was.

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Kind of a man on the street deal, and the

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guy asked, what do you do to keep a man happy?

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Okay, can y'all hear that?

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Yeah, it's a little soft, but play that again. I

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think I got the gist of it, but I just

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want to make sure. Yeah, so he asks her what

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to do to keep a man happy?

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Yep, sure knows she has a plan.

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All right, give the hawk tua and spit on that thing.

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I can believe that that has been That is the

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I bet I can't even fathom how many views that

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thing has and how many you know, different it's been everywhere.

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Yeah, imagine you got a number of hands raised in

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the comments.

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She's a wise woman, Okay, is she?

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Because now I'm wondering, I've questioned things when I've seen

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this in h in the adult film industry, the spitting thing,

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what what is the what is it with the spin

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on it thing? It's like, can't you just get you know,

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they sell products at commons to Go and New Fine

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Arts all these places to you know, slick things up.

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You don't have to hawk Tua like that chick is saying.

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Yeah, I don't, I don't, Yeah you do.

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Okay, So this this lady has found one of the

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ways to get to Trey's heart.

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Yeah, that's right.

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You know what, I should not be surprised. One of

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the ways to get to Trey's heart is by spinning

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on him.

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A poor fellow, She's like the oral sex yoda Hoktua,

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you must.

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Clearly I'll have not been on TikTok this week, so

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I guess not.

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I get the occasional email, but I don't check all

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of them.

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Yeah, it's the funniest thing. For me with TikTok, like

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I don't go on there anymore. I don't upload videos

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and I have. I've gotten more followers in the last

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two months than when I was actually actively on it.

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Uh So I don't know, So is this is that

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where she was on was she on the.

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I'm not actually even sure which one it started on,

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but I just in my.

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Head I always see this is like her dad's going

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to be like the golf course with his buddies and like,

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oh man, you got to check this girl out. And

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that's my that's my little one. Yeah.

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Now the worst part is that they found some bartender

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who looks just like her, but it's not her. And

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of course that girl has just been getting you know,

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actually should be geting a lot of tips.

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I would have.

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And I bet.

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And money.

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Although going back to the golf thing, that would be

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really awkward. At the nineteenth toll when yeah, that girl's

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dad gets handed you know, a buddy's phone check this

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chick out, I'm like, oh.

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My god, yeah, it's really I mean, there are t

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shirts that have been made, so yeah, really bad if

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his buddies see it.

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Used to be back in the day that in Playboy

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They would always ask the center folds and like, so,

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what what are your parents going to say? What your

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father gonna think? And some of them will say, well,

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they don't know.

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Uh.

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Some have said, you know, I think they'll be really proud.

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The twenty first century version of that is going viral

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and is it the thing you want to be known

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for in perpetuity?

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Yeah? The only thing that only come back like for her,

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like the only saving grace for her dad, Like if

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he saw the video and be like, ah, just like her.

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Mom that got get a rich husband, didn't get off

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my roll.

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Yeah, honestly, that might be the only saving grace is

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that if he can say, yeah, she gets it from

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her mom. But if she doesn't, Yeah, then he's gonna

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have questions as to where she's picked this up.

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His daughter went viral, and he's gonna be like, God,

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I wish it was her.

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Pees that's what I get for sending her to Texas State?

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Yeah? Was she she a college student down inside Marcus

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Trey or do we know the origins? It's a great mystery.

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Will she come forward?

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Oh, backwards, sideways? I'm sure she does all the time.

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She'll not only look back at it, you and all

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your friends.

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You don't want to see her scrap book.

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She didn't use glue to stick.

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I know when they win.

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You're listening to the Treehouse.

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Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com.

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Time now to talk to Daniel Cook from cook df

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W Roofing and Restoration for your roof inspection and to

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get yourself on the very important cook list eight three

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three cook DFW or the website cookdfw dot com. It's

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that time of season, Daniel, and that season is, of course,

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people on their roofs decorating for the holidays. Many people

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already have decorated, which means they're going to take them

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down soon. And is that when they're going to discover

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that maybe they did little damage to their roof when

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they put up Santa Claus and his reindeer man.

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It is that time of the year. Merry Christmas to

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you and everybody listening. And yes, sir, we see a

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lot of roof damage, especially around the edges of the

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people's homes. A lot of people will skirt around the

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sides because they get scared about going too far up

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and they kind of hold themselves up around the edge

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as they're plugging the lights around, or they'll hold the

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ladder against the side of the roof and they'll damage

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the shingles all the way around the edges. So there's

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a lot of things that happen to shingles, and it

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may not damage it right away enough to leak, but

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it's going to potentially put it there. So we always

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suggest having your roof checked out once a year at

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least obviously for all the weather that we have, but

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especially if you know you've had people on top of

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your roof hanging lights or decorations, or you know you

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see some shingles that are starting to fold on the corner,

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so let us come out. Let's do an inspection. May

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need some minor repairs, but it could save you potentially

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thousands of dollars later on.

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Eight three three cook DFW. That's eight three three cook

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DFW or that website cookdfw dot com.

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You're in the treehouse.

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Now, before I leave you, gentlemen, this is the backside

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of the tsunami of stupid today and one of the

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best things I've heard all week. I wanted to share

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with you because I like to share things with my buddies, right, oh,

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thanks man. And I know that in a previous episode

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we had a lot of fun with the legend Conway

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Twitty and with hits like I'm Gonna lay you down

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the rows and countless others that we're on a cassette

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in my uncle's tractor, the entire Conway Twitty collection. And

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I'm not making that up, by the way, I.

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Believe you those sentences, I will never utter.

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I understand Raj your hesitancy with artificial intelligence, and it's

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you know, current onslaught into the mainstream, but there are

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some practical, wonderful, beautifully stupid uses for it. And this

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is how we distract the AI from killing us all

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by making it mash up Conway Twitty and fifty Oh yes.

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And if you were alive today, can in the club

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abouttle soul of bub I'm in the have of sex.

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I ain't in the making the This is.

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The greatest thing I've ever heard of money?

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What's up?

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This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

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Then they say, hey, it's gonna ruin us.

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You know what, if it does kill us, I'm gonna

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laugh the whole time.

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You know what You're right though, Trey A, I can't

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ruin us because we humans ruin everything first. And this

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is and this is a great example of that, the

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Conway twitty mash up with fifty cent.

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Oh, if you're in the getting room, go shot.

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He gets your birthday. We're going to party life. It's

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your birthday. That's so good.

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I'm brought the bands on the dose Gonna room, twenty

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je it's twenty nine in the God brought me the

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does about all my fancy things? I reread my cars,

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my clothes, my tools, and kitten jeez hell yeah.

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Uh. Fifty actually came across this himself on social media.

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It's from the account there I Ruined It, which on

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Instagram has over two point two million followers. Ruin your

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favorite songs. They'll do mashups of others, and this is

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one of their more recent examples. Fifty Cent saw it

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and he needed to repost it, obviously, and he fully

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endorsed it by even saying, my country album is on

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the way, Beyonce ain't got des on me Beyonce's song,

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and now the Conway twitty fifty mashup. I'm on the

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Conway twitty fifty cent train.

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Yeah, same here. I think that's the hologround. Nobody at

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Coachella is expecting his fifty then comes out and then

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Conway Twitty.

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It's funny you mentioned that, Raj, because I believe they

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even you check to see here. Yep, I'm going to

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show you a photo here. This is from the there

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I Ruined it account on Instagram, and they not only

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mashed up the songs in the club by fifty cent

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and tight fitting jeans by Conway Twitty, they also have

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the photo here of the mashup of con of Conway

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Twitty's hair and clothing with fifty cents face and so, gentlemen,

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I now introduce you to Conway Fitty.

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It should be twenty.

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That is the other that is the alternate name is

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twitty cent.

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I would listen to.

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What do you mean? Would this is twitty cent?

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Oh? No?

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I would go to the car.

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You can find in the club, a bottle full of

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bun I'm in the cab and sex in the making.

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Then give me.

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If you're in the getting room, go shoty. It's your birthday.

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Okay. There are any of our listeners that happen to

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work at a Country and Western bar where they were

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they where people get out there and cut a rug.

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As you guys say, can you please slip that song

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in because nobody's gonna notice it for the first everybody's

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gonna start dancing because they're gonna hear Conway Twitty.

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Yeah, they may not notice until either the second or

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third verse. They're not going to notice it in the

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first because they'll they'll start laying dancing in the first

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without a doubt.

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Yes, So if there's anybody, any of our listeners that happened,

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or wedding DJs or party DJ's, whatever, just kind of

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sneak this in when when somebody asked for a line

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dance song.

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And in addition to that, Raj, I'm not sure what

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your feelings are about Halloween in general, but you're the

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only one in the treehouse that could actually pull off

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the Twitty scent Halloween costume.

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And I'm I'm definitely going to do that. I don't know,

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you better, you better bring your ass to town. Oh

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I want to witness that in persons going out on

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the town.

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No, No, you're going in the club and you know

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what you're going to be wearing, tight fit jeans.

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Goddamn right.

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And then you're gonna lay us all down.

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it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait.

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The beauty of all of us with our age. When

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we were kids, we found ways to play with things.

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Even if they weren't necessarily toys, we'd still find a

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way to integrate them into our playtime.

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Yeah, but I think this was like maybe a low

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like underfunded school, and they were like, hey, we need

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some sort of playground thing, and like somebody's dad's like

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I got some mood of.

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The land of misfit toys.

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Maybe that's what it was. Maybe that really is what

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it was. My recess in pre kindergarten was the land

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of misfit toys?

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Did the adopted kids have a special playground?

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Since we didn't have real parents, we couldn't have real

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playground equipment.

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You had a good playground equipment nobody else wanted.

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No, Sorry, the good kids, the uh, the AKC registered

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children get the good playground with the monkey bars and

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the swing set.

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Yeah.

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Uh, and the merry go round thing. No, no, no.

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And for you adopted kids, you don't get that good stuff.

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You go over there and get the reject pile.

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Yeah.

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I'm just saying, if you were handed off in the

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parking lot of a Walmart, that's kind of the best

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toy you're gonna get that.

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No, beggars can't be choosers. You just live with what

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you get.

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Look a curb, it's like Christmas for adopted. Maybe one

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day I'll be able to get the lines that go

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with the entire parking spot. Life was tough as an

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adopted kid. I never thought about that. Maybe I was

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in the school for the uh, the lonely and adopted.

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It's right next to Hogwarts, like.

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Except we don't get told about the secret passageway.

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There's nothing magical it's just a sad place.

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We just run into the brick wall because it's what

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was painted over like loony tunes. See you you you

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you normal kids. You don't know how good you had it.

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Yeah we had monkey barns and the little little little

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horses and race carners with the springs on it that

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you could with the swing sets.

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And yeah. See the only way I got to ride

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in those fun cars was in front of the Walmart

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and you had to throw a quarter into it. I

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had to pay for it. You got to ride that

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for free.

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And the good, the good old hot metal slide, the

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hot metal side is my favorite.

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No, we had that.

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Even you guys got that.

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Okay, well, even even we had the hot metal slide.

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You kids were the ones that got the good, new

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plastic slides that didn't give you third degree burns across

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your hamstring.

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No, no, no, we didn't that.

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That didn't change until at least in my elementary school.

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I remember this, like I believe it was the late nineties.

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Is when I was jogging by. I think i'd just

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come back from school or whatever, and I was from

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from college and I was jogging by, and I was like,

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what the f is this? And I went back into

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the playground. It was like evening, and I was like,

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this is amazing. And they still had gravel. They still

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had that, so they still there was still a potential

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for injury.

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Was it actual gravel or was it the soft pea

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river rock like river rock gravel.

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No?

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No, no, this was like like construction side gravel.

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Okay, good because the gravel I grew up on, including

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the gravel driveway that I had, and that was what

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my dad taught me to ride a bike on, was

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jagged limestone quarry style. Yeah, you know, there's a legitimate

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possibility of when you fall off this bike, you may

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never walk again type of group.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, the good old fashioned kind of like there's there's

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probably still like like quartz or limestone stuck in our

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body somewhere.

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Oh, no doubt, absolutely. And that's the kind of thing.

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Whether it was the gravel road we learned to a

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biicon or the rusty sun scorched playground equipment. Not only

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did those things build character in us, also a large

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amount of scar tissue.

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Yes, you know they say that the bone you break

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becomes the strongest bone in your body because of the calcification.

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So yeah, But then.

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I went by I think another ten years later, and

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that's when they had replaced the gravel with the rubber

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all weather mats. Yep, that went everywhere. So I mean

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like you could literally jump up in the air and

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fall flat on your face and it was like like

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landing on a cloud.

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And I was like the ground hugs you as you

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face plat.

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I mean, you know, And I was like, Oh, these

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kids are about to be bitches, like I thought about

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about two thousand and eight I called it.

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I was like, these kids about to be bitches.

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And you know what's interesting, I have never set foot

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on some of these newer playgrounds because you know, I

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don't have kids and you know, running out there and

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playing on playground equipment with kids. During COVID, I worked

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out when all the gyms were closed on a couple

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of pieces of playground equipment, But the one I went

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to didn't have some of the advancements I think that

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this new stuff has. Like there's a there's a park

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not far from where we live here, and I walked

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across it the other day to throw something in the

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trash can, and on that mat that you're talking about

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raj where the playground equipment sits on top of. For us,

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that whole section was the break your neck you no

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longer walk if you hit this gravel correctly area. That's

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what we grew up with. Now it is it's like this.

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It's green like grass, but it's soft and spongy. It

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feels like one of those like the soft spot to

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land at a trampoline park. I mean, it's it's I

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had no I thought it was going to be harder.

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Now it was.

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It Like I stepped foot on it and I was like,

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I would like shoes made of this.

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Yeah, I was.

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I remember bouncing on it, like just walking and I

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was like, oh, this is nice.

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It's almost like the playground was built on a bed

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of crocs.

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Yeah. And I and I and I do this in

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my stand up where I'm talking when I talk about

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the playgrounds that we had, Like, I don't know if

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you guys are aware. It started in California. I know that,

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and it's working its way across the country. It'll get

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here eventually. But like the swing sets in California, I

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have to be adult supervised.

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Mm hmm.

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I don't know if you knew that, Like you have to.

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Like there's like a clipboard like signing thing, so like

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if you put your kid on the swing set, you

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got to sign like hey, I'm I'm standing. And also

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if any other kids are on there or come up

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while you're kids swinging, you're responsible to watch them as well.

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No, no, I will not be responsible for anybody else's

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idiot child.

483
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Yeah. Did y'all have the the metal spin thing that

484
00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:47.880
you know America?

485
00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:51.279
Well, but yeah, kind of.

486
00:25:54.960 --> 00:25:55.200
It was.

487
00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:57.960
It's like the one with the horses and you know,

488
00:25:57.960 --> 00:25:58.559
go up and down and.

489
00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:03.920
Everything's okay, the horse is going up and down, mirrors

490
00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:07.640
and the music that's a carousel around. Was the metal

491
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:10.079
spinny thing with the bars. I also called it the

492
00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:11.160
kid spinner.

493
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:12.839
Yeah, the one you spin as fast as you can

494
00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:15.480
so you can watch Tim fly off and break his arm. Yeah,

495
00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:16.880
that's that's always a good one.

496
00:26:16.920 --> 00:26:17.160
We had.

497
00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:19.480
We had a we had a scot that's who we

498
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:21.680
I mean, we were going and he did the thing

499
00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.160
where he was like starfish and like let go of

500
00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:27.079
the the bar, and I just did the whole thing

501
00:26:27.079 --> 00:26:28.799
where he laid in the middle like I'm a star

502
00:26:28.880 --> 00:26:31.359
fit and then he flew the f off that thing.

503
00:26:31.880 --> 00:26:34.319
And oh my god, was it hilarious till he landed

504
00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:37.160
and I'm like, that's broke, and uh.

505
00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:38.400
Yeah, that that'll happen.

506
00:26:39.200 --> 00:26:41.680
Yeah. We got to sign his cast, so that was

507
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:45.160
really cool. It was like it was like it was

508
00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.079
like a soldier coming back from war. Like he came

509
00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:50.319
back to school a week later, We're like, that's him,

510
00:26:50.680 --> 00:26:52.880
Like he was. He was like a legends, Like that's

511
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:54.799
that's the Scott that everybody's been talking about.

512
00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:56.559
He got the ride, and he got the ride in

513
00:26:56.599 --> 00:26:57.559
the the ambulance.

514
00:26:58.160 --> 00:26:58.400
Yeah.

515
00:26:58.640 --> 00:26:58.759
Uh.

516
00:26:59.160 --> 00:27:01.640
And then like rite and it was Mosquite brother. He

517
00:27:01.640 --> 00:27:02.680
didn't rune an ambulance.

518
00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:03.680
They called his folks.

519
00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:05.240
Somebody came up and picked him and took him to

520
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:07.440
the hospital that probably my mom was working at.

521
00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:08.400
Uh.

522
00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:11.359
And then they gave him a white cast like that

523
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:14.160
white off white so that people could sign it because

524
00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:15.559
you had you had color choices.

525
00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:16.000
Uh.

526
00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:18.279
In the in the early eighties, they were they were.

527
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:20.680
Starting to spruce up the cast so you can get

528
00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:23.440
like blue or red or green, and most people didn't

529
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:26.039
realize it. It was just whatever the cast company sent

530
00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:28.640
the plaster would would be that color.

531
00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:29.720
But he had the.

532
00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:31.359
Off white, so we all got to sign it and

533
00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:35.039
that was really cool. I mean, so on supervised kids

534
00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:38.079
with a lot of metal and gravel, what could go wrong?

535
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.960
Yeah, I mean I didn't have a good recess if

536
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:46.200
I didn't get my leg caught in the tire pit thing.

537
00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:48.680
So you had like whatever the thing was called, when

538
00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:51.400
you had the wooden platform on one side and then

539
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:55.359
the tires that were attached by chains that went down

540
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:59.039
and then back up like a ramp to another wooden platform,

541
00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:01.839
and the game aim was to jump from one platform

542
00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:03.319
to the other, and if you didn't make it, then

543
00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:06.279
you ended up in the in the lava with the tires.

544
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:09.000
And if I didn't get one leg caught and dangle

545
00:28:09.079 --> 00:28:10.880
upside down at one point, then I didn't have a

546
00:28:10.920 --> 00:28:11.880
successful recess.

547
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:14.599
I'm pretty sure you were just playing in the salvage yard.

548
00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:18.079
I don't think I don't think you had a playground.

549
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:20.079
I think they just took the adopted kids to like a.

550
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:26.640
Dump and the one where they encouraged you to pet

551
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:27.839
the junkyard dog.

552
00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:32.400
That was just the guy's name. Go ahead and pet

553
00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:34.440
junk yard dog we call I mean his name is Steve,

554
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:35.880
but we called him dog.

555
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:36.799
Uh.

556
00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:38.799
And it was like this is where we burned the tires.

557
00:28:38.839 --> 00:28:41.119
But before we do, why don't you guys play around

558
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:44.400
on them?

559
00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:51.200
But we've already let the match. Use your best judge

560
00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:53.880
when you think, when you think play time is over.

561
00:28:53.960 --> 00:29:02.319
We're going to find out who the fastest adopted kid is.

562
00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:10.359
You're listening to The tree House.

563
00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:15.119
Visit us online, That Treehouse on air dot com.

564
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:17.359
And in case anyone didn't pick it up from the context, blues,

565
00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:39.799
I'm adopted. So for us to talk about all that stuff, you're.

566
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:43.400
Listening to the tree House, visit us online, That Treehouse

567
00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:52.160
on air dot com.

568
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:59.400
Oh God, I love Fridays. So last episode we discussed

569
00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:05.359
the viral sensation known as Haktua Girl. And what was

570
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:09.000
fascinating about this to me looking back on it, is

571
00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:12.920
that Trey introduced her to you and me, Raj. Yes,

572
00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:15.400
you and I had no idea when we went in

573
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.039
to record the previous episode of The tree House. Who

574
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:24.240
Hawktua Girl was, let alone, what Hawktua itself was. Yeah,

575
00:30:24.279 --> 00:30:25.839
we knew what that was, we just didn't know it

576
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:28.759
by that particular name. And so Trey introduced to a

577
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:32.440
Haktua Girl to us, and I learned later that night

578
00:30:32.440 --> 00:30:36.200
as I'm doom scrolling in bed. I was only two

579
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:40.160
thumb swipes away on ex Twitter, Twitter X whatever it

580
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:43.880
is or Twitter triple X. Now, I was only two

581
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:48.400
thumb swipes away from seeing it. So I was right.

582
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:51.000
I was really really close to it. I was right

583
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.880
on the edge. And then, like I said, Trey, you

584
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:55.400
introduced a hawk to a girl to us. And I

585
00:30:55.440 --> 00:31:00.799
think before we get into now exploring the legend of

586
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:05.640
Hawktua over the past handful of days, we should probably

587
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:11.440
revisit the original video of the Hawkta girl and her

588
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:16.680
friend being interviewed by YouTube guys Tim and Dee or

589
00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:19.720
something like that. And they were the ones that were

590
00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:22.279
walking around Nashville doing man on the Street stuff and

591
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:27.400
they were discussing. They were interviewing attractive girls and asking

592
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:32.240
them provocative questions. And about eight minutes into their video,

593
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:39.799
they came across these two white girls and they interviewed them.

594
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:39.759
This is for her.

595
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:45.279
What you got to answer this? What's one move in

596
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.480
bed that makes a man go crazy every time you give.

597
00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:50.759
Him that hawk dude spent all that night.

598
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:59.000
I don't get you. I think you gotta demonstrate hawk dudes.

599
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:07.000
So there you have, uh, and the legend and the

600
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:08.480
legend of Hawktua was born.

601
00:32:09.079 --> 00:32:12.240
Yeah, and there are some other, you know questions she

602
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:13.920
answered that are equally as dirty.

603
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:16.200
Oh really yeah.

604
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:16.519
Yeah.

605
00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:19.680
The full video is entertaining and I you know, we

606
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:22.200
can play more of it, but that's you know. You

607
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:24.519
go to the tim and D YouTube channel, you can

608
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:28.759
see the whole video, including like this spitting. This is

609
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:30.839
not the first time that the spitting thing was brought

610
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:33.559
up on this particular episode, Like three or four minutes prior,

611
00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:35.319
there was a couple other girls talking about hey, spin

612
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:39.480
on me, But this was the viral sensation they picked

613
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:44.240
up on Hawktua and just like the thing that she's

614
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:52.160
spitting on, her legend has grown since this has gone

615
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:58.640
viral and she's become now a public viral sensation.

616
00:32:59.000 --> 00:32:59.200
Yeah.

617
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:02.920
It's amazing in this day and age, how forty five

618
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:09.400
seconds can ruin your life because now everybody they have

619
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:12.720
they found out who she is and her name is

620
00:33:12.839 --> 00:33:16.920
Hailey Welsh. Yes that's who that's who she is, and.

621
00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:18.519
We are pretty sure that's her name.

622
00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:21.720
Yes, this is what they this is what the internet

623
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:25.119
is saying. But yeah, I think the enthusiasm in which

624
00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:30.559
she demonstrated the sound is what made her go viral

625
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:36.039
because she she was very she was very entertained by

626
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:36.759
her own answer.

627
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.200
So well, that's what I love about the original video

628
00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:43.880
is the guy originally asked the brunette first, and and

629
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:48.000
Hakatua Haley had walked away, and then the brunette friends like, hey, hey,

630
00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:50.599
you need to ask this question again. This is a girl.

631
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:52.279
You need to ask this question. She brings her over.

632
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:55.079
That's why she says she'll give the answer that you're

633
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:55.599
looking for.

634
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:58.759
Yeah, so she's given it. That's that means she's told

635
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:01.880
that to the brunette. She's explained, like, hey, you got

636
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:05.480
to you gotta do this if you want to have

637
00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:07.920
your own shirts in the NATSI store exactly.

638
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:10.760
So Ever since this has become what it is, which

639
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:14.960
is the new viral sensation, give Hoctua Haley Welch all

640
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:16.960
the credit in the world. She has done more to

641
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:22.480
unify this country politically than any candidate across the nation

642
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:28.480
could ever dream. Yes, I know, we've got presidential debates

643
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:33.639
are starting, You've got Trump versus Biden, and Kennedy is

644
00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:36.960
looking from the outside in. And I guarantee you if

645
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.400
she wanted to hakt a girl could flap her way

646
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:41.920
in the middle of this debate and win in a

647
00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:46.159
matter of thirty seconds. Yes, which that's one meme I

648
00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:49.039
did not see. I did, however, see a ton of

649
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:51.639
other ones over the next couple of days, and I

650
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:54.199
decided to compile a couple of these for you guys

651
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:57.000
in case you had missed some of them, because I

652
00:34:57.679 --> 00:34:59.440
thought these are some of my favorites. I want to

653
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:04.800
share some of the with my buddies Raj and Trey.

654
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:08.039
So uh. This is a collection here of, like I said,

655
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:13.280
some of my favorite Hawktua girl memes inside the treehouse.

656
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:17.679
We will begin with the meme of Ben Affleck outside

657
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:20.480
smoking a cigarette in his blue sweater with the caption

658
00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:26.719
Hawk to his dad right now and probably forever, and

659
00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:29.079
I will follow that up without That was one of

660
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:33.039
the first ones I saw. Then another one. Hang on

661
00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:36.159
a second, what is that.

662
00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:42.159
Tray, Oh, I've got a a political video of for

663
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:47.840
hawk toa okay okay uh.

664
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:51.000
After Ben Affleck as Hawk to his dad, I've got

665
00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:54.159
the Iowa hawktas with the logo of the Hawks skidding.

666
00:35:57.079 --> 00:35:57.960
That's brilliant.

667
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:00.400
I guess Gray hadn't seen that one. This would also

668
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:04.679
work for any other for any other Hawk mascot. So

669
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:08.360
if the Atlanta Hawks, I'm sure there's one for them. Yeah,

670
00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:11.880
if if the Eagle was smart, they would have done one,

671
00:36:11.920 --> 00:36:15.039
but I don't. I didn't look because I don't care. Also,

672
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:20.559
staying with the sports theme, people got to printing their

673
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:25.039
hawk Tua stuff pretty quickly, including hockey jerseys with Hawktua

674
00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:28.599
on the back and the number twenty four okay, hockey

675
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:33.199
sweaters okay, and then the hawktucin from the Street Fighters,

676
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:41.199
which is which is another one of my favorites. Again,

677
00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:44.559
these are these are also of my favorites. And then

678
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:50.079
uh and then Hoktua girl single handedly destroying Pride Month.

679
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:56.199
So if you're unfamiliar with the school bus driving across

680
00:36:56.280 --> 00:36:59.239
the railroad tracks in front of a train meme, the

681
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.920
bus is Pride Month and the train is Hawkta Girl

682
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:09.320
demolishing it. Which, let's be honest, I'm I'm pretty sure

683
00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:13.519
the LGBTQ community, although mainly the male, I'm sure they've

684
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:15.679
got a handle on on on the hawking thing. I

685
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:18.719
don't think that's a streets only type of deal. Another

686
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:22.480
one of my favorites is the Avenger Hawktua spin on

687
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:28.199
that Thing movie poster, Can she Save the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

688
00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:34.440
Along with Hawktua the Disney movie where it's cartoon Hawktua

689
00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:36.079
with her pet Hawk on her shoulder.

690
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:39.679
Ah, that's that's not right.

691
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:42.239
It's gonna get worse.

692
00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:44.800
It's gonna be a musical, of.

693
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:48.239
Course it is. And then one of my favorites also

694
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:50.599
the Hawk to a debit card, because you can get

695
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.639
the whatever image you want put on a debit card.

696
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:53.280
Yep.

697
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:55.880
So we got three three photos of Hawk Tour girl

698
00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:57.960
spitting on it with you know her catchphraise and spin

699
00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:01.639
on that thing. And then we roll into the original

700
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:05.760
Hawk to a Girl Monica Bill Clinton photo.

701
00:38:08.960 --> 00:38:10.360
I mean you got to give props to the O

702
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:11.719
g s right, I mean you can't.

703
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:12.280
You have to.

704
00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:15.679
You have you got it, you gotta, you gotta give

705
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:16.039
it up to.

706
00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:18.800
You have to respect your elders. You have to respect

707
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:20.800
those who came before.

708
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:28.280
You, and that will continue to come afterwards.

709
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:36.960
You're listening to the tree House, visit us online at

710
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:39.880
Treehouse on air dot com.

711
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:42.880
I am saving the best for last though. My absolute

712
00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.360
favorite Hawk Ta thing that I've seen in the last

713
00:38:45.360 --> 00:39:11.960
few days, that'll be coming up later in the show.

714
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:05.920
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723
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of dipping our toe in the the pool of stupid

724
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that was the presidential debate on Thursday night, there was

725
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:46.639
a major issue that I was personally offended that was

726
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:49.360
not brought up by the common not the commentators, by

727
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:54.719
the moderators. Sure, that's one way to look at them

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from CNN. Was the issues was the issue of the

729
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:06.760
continuing nuisance, that is, these monoliths that keep popping up

730
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:10.920
around the country. I don't remember if these were popping

731
00:40:11.000 --> 00:40:13.159
up around the world, but I know for sure they

732
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:18.000
were popping up in, you know, seemingly random places around

733
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:21.199
the country, and there was one recently. And this is

734
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:24.079
why I was so deeply personally offended that it was

735
00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:28.400
not asked to either candidate during the debate. Was the

736
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:34.559
one that was just found recently in Colorado. Another monolith

737
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:40.440
found in Colorado, this one allegedly resembling more of the

738
00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:43.519
style of monolith that we saw in Stanley Kubrick's two

739
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:45.559
thousand and one of Space Odyssey before the monkey started

740
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:51.599
using tools and things. So why are also aliens were

741
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:53.920
not asked to Trump or Biden? Why are we not

742
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:56.559
getting answers to the questions that we most need.

743
00:40:57.199 --> 00:41:00.239
Well, I think it was wasn't it Clinton that was like, yeah,

744
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:02.719
Area fifty two is a thing, And then I think

745
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:05.199
it was somebody else was like I think it was

746
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:07.199
Obama that was like, yeah, I'm gonna look into it,

747
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.559
and I think there's some stuff that we need to declassify,

748
00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:12.000
and it could you know, as soon as I find

749
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:12.599
out more about it.

750
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:13.840
It's all a little.

751
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:15.280
A bit of a bait and switch when it comes

752
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:17.480
to the aliens of like, we we're gonna, we're gonna

753
00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:19.719
have a committee, and they did. They had that one

754
00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:22.400
day in front of Congress and he's like, I'm telling

755
00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.159
you this stuff is real, and that's why.

756
00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:27.880
I'm saying You've got a guy who supposedly has lots

757
00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:30.920
of credibility. We've talked about him, you know, because because

758
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:33.679
it's important way to know about this stuff. You have

759
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:36.960
all the declassified videos, you know, coming out of the

760
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.400
Navy and the Air Force where they're you know, can't

761
00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:43.239
keep up with strange aircraft and such. And the monoliths

762
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:47.239
and aliens. I want to know, ask ask these guys

763
00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:51.440
that have the clearance. Maybe then again, the government may

764
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:54.159
have Maybe the deep state is real, and the deep

765
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:57.840
state absolutely refuses to tell Trump or Biden anything about

766
00:41:57.880 --> 00:41:59.719
aliens just for the safety of us, all I don't know.

767
00:41:59.719 --> 00:42:03.480
Okay, here's what if and just go with me on this.

768
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.199
What if this is like whatever planet they're on, this

769
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:10.599
is their banksy And this is what he does. He

770
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:15.079
just he just randomly he does these monoliths, and they're like,

771
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:18.480
what do you got going on now? And he's like, Oh,

772
00:42:18.559 --> 00:42:21.119
I'm gonna go down and put these monoliths on Earth.

773
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:23.519
They won't know what hit him. And so in the

774
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:25.519
middle of the night he comes in he's like, because

775
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:27.480
I think there's one in Vegas that's like all shiny

776
00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:30.360
and metal. Yeah, like, oh, this is gonna because Vegas

777
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.960
is all shiny and there's a lot of metal there

778
00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:34.559
bamp in the middle of the desert, and then he

779
00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:35.199
just flew off.

780
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:40.159
And this is another strange, another strange monolith. This one

781
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.119
more reminiscent of the one of the movie two thousand

782
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:46.079
and one of Space Odyssey, appeared in Colorado, northwest of

783
00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:50.880
Fort Collins. Nearly two hundred and fifty mysterious monoliths, many

784
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:54.480
of them three sided and prism shaped prism not prison,

785
00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:58.920
have been discovered around the world since twenty twenty. Another

786
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:01.880
was found last week or two weeks ago near Las Vegas.

787
00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:05.519
That's the when you're talking about RAJ. The Vegas Metropolitan

788
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:08.960
Police Department said it was removed on June twentieth due

789
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:13.639
to public safety and environmental concerns. This Colorado specimen, which

790
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:18.239
is rectangular and reflective, was found on a hill outside Bellevue, Colorado,

791
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:20.679
stands about eight feet tall four feet wide and is

792
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:22.800
bolted into a concrete pad.

793
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:23.960
Yeah.

794
00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:26.599
See that's what I'm saying, Like, this is their this

795
00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:30.159
is their vanguard artist from whatever planet they are, like

796
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:34.480
borgone nine and he's he's there, he's their dude, and

797
00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:36.719
this is what he does and if you can get

798
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:39.119
your hands on it, it's gonna be worth millions one day.

799
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:43.920
If that's the currency that they trade short or or or.

800
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:45.480
It's gonna be worth natural gas.

801
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:50.880
I mean, most of them sound like there was a

802
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:52.559
strip club that went out of business and they just

803
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:53.840
didn't know what to do with the stuff.

804
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:01.199
I think, I think, I think we found I think

805
00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:02.239
the mystery has been solved.

806
00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:07.000
I want to go to that. I want to go

807
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:09.159
to the strip club though, where they're just instead of

808
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:13.960
pole dancing, they're a monolith swinging. It's hard to go

809
00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:18.400
around them when they're rectangular shaped. That's where the extra

810
00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:18.960
money comes.

811
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:23.639
Yeah, it's the challenge any ho can swing around the ball.

812
00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:38.800
That has to be a stue.

813
00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:43.440
Yeah, anyhow, it takes a special hode.

814
00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:44.679
It's go run a monolith.

815
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:49.840
Well, like they said, it's it's it's bolted into a

816
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:57.760
concrete slab, so it doesn't have any give. I mean,

817
00:44:57.800 --> 00:45:00.000
you hit that thing at full tilt, you ain't getting back.

818
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:05.119
What are you doing right now, wiping down the monolith.

819
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:07.559
Always leaving a snail trail.

820
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:13.559
Yeah, at that point you wouldn't think it was such

821
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:15.000
a mystery. Just follow the trail.

822
00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:30.000
You're listening to the Treehouse.

823
00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:34.000
Visit us online, that Treehouse on air dot com.

824
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:36.199
It's just stripper excretions and glitter.

825
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:43.119
Mm hmm.

826
00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:53.199
You're listening to the Treehouse.

827
00:45:53.800 --> 00:46:00.000
Visit us online, that Treehouse on air dot com.

828
00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:05.159
As we keep delving deeper into the pool of stupid today,

829
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:09.760
this is an important story to share with you because

830
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:14.440
the medical industry is a challenging one, to say the least.

831
00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:18.519
It's difficult to get into, as it should be, and

832
00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:23.239
it can be a difficult occupation for all involved. I

833
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:27.880
don't care what job you have within the healthcare industry,

834
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:30.960
it's a challenging one. Whether it's you know, the janitor

835
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.599
in the hospital that's not an easy gig, all the

836
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:37.119
way up to you know, the person who heads up

837
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:42.360
a hospital. Nurses, doctors, physicians, all all the jobs in between.

838
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:43.360
They're all very difficult.

839
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:49.039
Except dermatology. I think they're they're they're okay. There's not

840
00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:51.360
a there's not a high stress situation where you're like

841
00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:53.199
that goddamn mole.

842
00:46:53.719 --> 00:46:56.039
Well, it may not be a high stress situation, but

843
00:46:56.079 --> 00:46:57.679
it's a high icky factor.

844
00:46:58.440 --> 00:47:03.159
Yes, there is a there's a lot of plus yeah.

845
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:04.480
And it's not always puss sometimes they pull critters out

846
00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:04.800
of there.

847
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:05.760
They Yeah.

848
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.280
Some of the nastiest stuff I have seen online has

849
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:11.719
been from dermatology videos.

850
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.039
Yeah, those are the good ones, are they?

851
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:16.119
Yeah? I love those.

852
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:18.440
Haven't I showed you the explosive cyst.

853
00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:22.119
Oh I'm sure I I uh yeah, I'm sure those

854
00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:24.800
are fantastic. Like doctor Pip Popper.

855
00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:30.880
All day long with you. It's actually the podiatrist.

856
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:34.960
Oh yeah, the overgrown toenails and stuff.

857
00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:37.840
Like killing me. That's the show. That's a great name,

858
00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:40.199
by the way, because we've all said that at one point, Man,

859
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:43.119
my feet are killing me, and somebody's like, yeah, now

860
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:45.760
I'm gonna find that's the one. Oh man, when you

861
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:47.440
get there, like the toenails that are going like that,

862
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:50.840
and they're like hedge trimmers to them.

863
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:54.519
I have seen so being as I live on an

864
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:56.239
island in the middle of the Caribbean, I see a

865
00:47:56.280 --> 00:48:00.559
lot more feet than than the average Texan does because

866
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:03.840
most people are walking around on flip flops, and I

867
00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:07.119
I would kindly request that before you come on vacation,

868
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:10.880
get a pedicure. Yeah, like trim some of these things

869
00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:14.400
because they they look like a low trim and commercial

870
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:15.159
gone bad.

871
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:20.800
Here's This is just a public service announcement from the treehouse.

872
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:24.719
If you don't have flip flop feet, don't put your

873
00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:27.719
feet in them. There are some people. I remember I

874
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.039
was in Austin with my buddy on his boat. There

875
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:32.519
was a bunch of us and I looked down and

876
00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:36.199
his pinky toe was the saddest toe I've ever seen.

877
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.119
Like that that piggy didn't we all the way home?

878
00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:42.920
That that one. That one it looked like it committed suicide.

879
00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:45.800
It was hanging off the side of the flip flop.

880
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:48.119
I'm like, your toe, your pinky toe looks like it's

881
00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:49.960
trying to get away from the rest of your foot,

882
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:53.960
like and the rest of his foot. I was like,

883
00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.639
are your toenails gray? Like what is happening?

884
00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:57.679
Uh?

885
00:48:57.760 --> 00:49:00.039
And he's like, yeah, man, sometimes it just it's a

886
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:03.000
blood float thing. I was like, put socks on and

887
00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:03.559
and tennis sho.

888
00:49:04.199 --> 00:49:05.880
You're a white dude, put on some new balance.

889
00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:09.199
Nobody's gonna question thanks full transition.

890
00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:13.880
Yes, boat shoes, buddy, That's that's why they're called them.

891
00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:14.440
Uh.

892
00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:18.079
I uh, have I have good feet, like my my

893
00:49:18.079 --> 00:49:20.039
piky toe has the full nail like I don't have

894
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:24.360
that weird little that thing that some people get that's gross.

895
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:26.280
Well, the thing you don't want is if you are,

896
00:49:26.599 --> 00:49:30.800
you know, on a boat for the day, is you

897
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:33.199
don't want people to be able to hear you coming

898
00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:36.159
as you walk across the hole. Yes, if you're walking

899
00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:37.840
on the deck of the boat and people can hear

900
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:41.000
you coming up from feet away over the outboard, that's

901
00:49:41.039 --> 00:49:42.360
a problem. You need to trim those.

902
00:49:42.239 --> 00:49:43.239
Things, yeah, if you can.

903
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:45.480
If you can, like hand me something with your foot,

904
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:47.719
you know what it's like, Hey man, can you have

905
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:49.559
me those flyers and you just grab them with your

906
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:52.679
toes like that, put those in shoes. I don't need

907
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:56.599
to see your hand foot, don't.

908
00:49:56.800 --> 00:49:59.119
It's also dangerous on the like if you're doing the

909
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:03.400
the tube dragging behind the boat, you don't want you

910
00:50:03.400 --> 00:50:05.320
don't want the toes to pop the tube and you know,

911
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:07.039
the kids and then everybody drowns.

912
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.159
Yeah, but it can also slow your It can slow

913
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:11.679
you down if you just put them in the water

914
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:13.679
and then the just act like an anchor. It it's

915
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:16.559
gonna slow you down because you have gross feet. Not

916
00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:19.360
everybody you know this, Not everybody dispersed.

917
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:22.039
And here's the thing I'm not. I'm not big on like, hey,

918
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:24.199
you need to get a pet. I'm just like, if

919
00:50:24.239 --> 00:50:26.000
they're gross, just clean them up a little bit.

920
00:50:26.320 --> 00:50:30.280
Yeah, I mean paint your toenails. I mean, guys and girls,

921
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:32.320
we can all do that now. It's it's twenty twenty four.

922
00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:34.880
Get a wagner that way. It feels manlier when you

923
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:39.480
when you do it, you just spray across. It's getting

924
00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:40.119
the blue tape.

925
00:50:41.880 --> 00:50:49.440
What color are your nails? Black and decker? Yeah?

926
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.360
So have have have good feet and if you don't,

927
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:54.239
and if if you're aware you know you have good

928
00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:57.119
feet or not, and if you don't, let's not all

929
00:50:57.119 --> 00:50:57.679
see them.

930
00:50:57.880 --> 00:50:58.079
Yeah.

931
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:02.119
So the medical profession, it is pretty difficult unless you're

932
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:06.599
a pediatrist. As we've now established heart surgeons though that's

933
00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:10.159
a pretty tough gig, right. And I don't know if

934
00:51:10.159 --> 00:51:14.440
it's a light that is befallen the heart surgeons of

935
00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:19.639
Texas or if this is just a you know, specific

936
00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:25.000
problem in one hospital chain. But there's been a fifteen

937
00:51:25.079 --> 00:51:29.800
million dollars settlement that has been reached after doctors allegedly

938
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:35.280
left heart surgeries to perform other operations. If there's one

939
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:40.039
thing I don't want in a surgeon. It's a multitasker.

940
00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:44.360
Or your side hustle.

941
00:51:47.440 --> 00:51:50.280
Yeah, if my heart surgeon walks in with my uber

942
00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:52.800
eats order, I would like a second opinion.

943
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:01.599
I got a pepperone me, a extra cheese, and an

944
00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:02.880
appendectomy for dam.

945
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:09.400
Although it actually would be pretty helpful if it was

946
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.239
a I think it's a gastroentrologist that does the stomach stapling,

947
00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:16.280
so that would actually be cool because then you can

948
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:19.639
get one last really big carbon heavy meal and then

949
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:21.679
after you eat it, they can just cut it out.

950
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:25.360
Yeah, because a large pepperoni pizza to a bypass is

951
00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:26.039
just ironic