July 22, 2024
Traveling Is A Circus | Episode 105
We discuss the craziness that comes with traveling these days, and with Dan traveling to Texas, we want him to leave his power demons on the islands. And we discuss a they/them that did some crazy s#!t!
We discuss the craziness that comes with traveling these days, and with Dan traveling to Texas, we want him to leave his power demons on the islands. And we discuss a they/them that did some crazy s#!t!
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse.
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I'm Dan O'Malley, along with Trade
Trendhome and Raj Sharman lots to get
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to today. Before we do that, I want to first mention that if
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you have not listened to the Treehouse
Plus episode, which is available on Patreon
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dot com slash Treehouse on Air,
that is Patreon p A t r e
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o n dot com slash Treehouse on
Air, please do so because that is
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our mea culpa, our attempt at
clearing our names in the death of Richard
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Simmons. So it's important that you
listen or watch the Treehouse Plus episode.
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We did not kill Richard Simmons,
and all of our reasons why Raj is
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a little we're not sure on that
one. That's that's part of the investigation
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that we put forth in that mini
episode. It's also our first step in
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establishing the rights to the story sotflix, I I give them to you.
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Uh. So this is in Texas. It's binding because Trey's dad started that
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president president of a binding thing in
Texas. So I give you both the
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rights, uh to the story.
I'm not saying how many percentage points to
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the two of you. So you
guys fight that out in court. Fair
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enough. See what he's doing,
Trey, he's he's still he's still the
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mastermind. That's right. Be careful. We don't want him to Yeah,
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I wish I will on one of
us, certainly. Not. No,
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you guys should look you guys both
look great. Shut up, you take
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that back. No, you guys
look healthy. You shut up that that's
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how you do things. You are
aggressively saying something and the person ends up
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injured or dead. Take it all
back. I'm telling us we look terrible.
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I can't tell it to take it
Aboauck I mean Dan, I mean
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you're always working out. You look
great, You eat well. Tray,
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same thing, fit looking great.
You both are wearing black T shirts.
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This is this is nice. I
mean, you guys look good. That's
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all I'm saying. I think we
look John, just tell us we look
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John just No, I'm just you
guys look flushed like, full of life
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and energy. And I mean one
hundred years more for you guys. All
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right, I gotta make a note
now, get insurance policy for terrort.
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Yeah A numbered has said, so
yeah, no, No, the only
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reason I'm saying that is you guys'
policy just cleared, so good. All
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right, anyway, welcome in the
tree house. Let's get stupid. Speaking
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of stupid, is there anything dumber
than air travel? And actually I shouldn't
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say dumber than air travel, because
air travel itself is amazing, the fact
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that we as a species have found
a way to fly, right, But
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then we always balance ourselves out with
every accomplishment as a species, right,
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So like we'll create or invent or
discover something, and then the rest of
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us will do everything we can to
ruin it. And air travel is a
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great example because men, women,
child being able to get in a metal
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tube and fly anywhere on the planet
is an amazing feat. But then greedy
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a holes decide to charge us an
arm and a leg for it and then
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find all these different ways to ruin
it, right, So that's that's what
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we do as a species. Will
do something great, and then we kneecap
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it right and make it kind of
terrible at the same time. Like we've
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got internet. Internet's amazing, and
what do we do with it? We
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share stupid memes. Yeah, and
that's actually a good part of the what
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we do. I didn't want to
go too dark. I'm just like the
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idea of the internet. Back in
the nineties when we were all kind of
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learning about what this Internet thing was. It's like, Oh, it's going
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to be this great, It's an
information super highway. And then it's and
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then it's me sharing gifts of Kermit
the fraud sipping tea. Well, if
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there's if there's anything that humanity does, is we dune it down. Yes,
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that's the And then and then that's
what we do. You know what
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it is. We draw on the
cave walls because the chief of the tribe
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thousands of years ago said, Hey, instead of sleeping out in the rain,
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let's go in that cave, let's
do that. And then and then
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click cluck whatever decided. You know
what, that's not good enough. This
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place needs to be decorated. So
I'm gonna draw my dick on it.
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Yeah. Yeah, And then somebody
comes somebody like click clack abbot comes by
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and goes, you can't draw dicks, No, no more dicks. And
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then he makes the internet, doesn't
you can't have porn in Texas. And
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then and then tum tum from the
back of the cave screams out, hey,
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I bet, I'm sorry. I
can't, I can't resist, I
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know, but yeah, so,
I mean we we do take wonderful creations
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and then poop on them. So
and here's another great example of that.
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On Friday, air passengers around the
world faced delays, cancelations, and problems
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checking in as airports and airlines were
caught up. Then a massive IT outage
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that also affected industries ranging from banks
to media companies. Some would say those
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last two were one and the same. Some airlines and airports said they were
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back online, with the US government
holding out hopes that the transportation system would
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be back to normal by sat hope. Out of over one hundred and ten
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thousand scheduled commercial flights on Friday two
thousand, six hundred ninety one had been
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canceled globally, and more were expected
to be called off. This is and
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this is you know from this is
an older story from earlier in the day
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on Friday. And I'm sure you're
wondering, well, how is it that
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an entire air travel IT system can
go so wrong so quickly, all in
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one day, And if you think
about it, you know the answer.
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It was a Microsoft update that makes
me. That makes me way more happy.
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No, here's I mean, it's
not. It's just I'm like,
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hey, well, my people,
so Microsoft is a number one tech company
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for hiring Indian people. So you
know some guy who just spilled his massolity
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on his keyboard that are secretly the
airlines has still been running Windows ninety eight
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when we all know they should have
stuck with ninety five. But had they
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been running Windows all the planes would
have fallen out of it. Yeah,
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but it really was. It was
likely due to a glitch in Microsoft software
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used globally. That should be that
should be on the when you when you
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book your flight now from now on, would instead of like would you like
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a you know, a more leg
room or you know, do you want
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to in flight meal, it should
be like, do you want a plane
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with the updated software? And you
know who wouldn't way to charge more for
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that? Yes, spirit, that's
right, you can run your risk.
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I mean this could be an updated
plane. It might not be an updated
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plane, we don't know, but
if you want for fifty five five dollars
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more, you can be on an
updated plane. And I think some of
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the other airlines have realized that this
model is working well for Spirit, so
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they're trying to take some inspiration and
use it on their own systems, like
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all the other airlines that use the
Boeing planes, saying, well, if
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you want the plane to get there
in one piece, that's gonna be an
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extra fee. Do you want the
door to open mid flight, then that's
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you don't okay, thirty five bucks
because two Spirit Airlines is credit. Yeah,
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they don't use Boeing aircraft. Right, they still use the right brother's
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plane. They're still using that model, and they're still using their right brother's
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corpses to fly it. That's the
only plane. You gotta push start the
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Captain's like you guys, push,
I'm gonna pop the clutch. Don't forget
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to done. I mean, I
joke. I just flew them to Philadelphia
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on tip. The flight was the
only thing was the flight was delayed an
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hour coming back from Philadelphia. Everything
else great. Uh see, they got
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you there. That's really all they
promise is we'll get you there at some
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point, right, at some point
you'll get there. Uh yeah, so
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yeah, so right. The only
thing that they can say is we won't
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They will try not to lose your
luggage and Uh, well, we'll get
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you there at some point. And
I appreciate Spirit for that. They're like,
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hey, our chair suck nothing,
leans back, everything costs. I'm
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waiting for them to charge for the
bathroom. That's gonna that's gonna be next.
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But yeah, I mean, and
keep in mind that it's it's not
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just you know, customers that feel
betrayed by the airlines. Sometimes the employees
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themselves don't feel in lockstep with their
employer mm hmm, like the gate agents.
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So even so, if you've been
frustrated on any airline, especially a
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Spirit Airlines flight, chances are the
employees are as well. And I have
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a great example of that that happened
recently at the Hollywood Burbank Airport at one
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of the Spirit Airlines gates. Oh
yeah, I don't know what aircraft.
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I know what I have. I'm
gonna be honest, I don't know what
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aircraft. I don't know what's going
on. You guys won't give me a
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minute. Please give me a minute. Oh I think trade just fell in
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love. Look at his face.
That's my kind of lady. Frustrated and
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angry, m crazy enough to talk
to a gate full of airline passengers that
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you don't know what they have in
their bags. Yeah, she's taking chances.
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She's about to start spinning and levitate. Well, then some of the
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passengers could ride her to their destination. She's go see word away from an
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interncontinental flight, and we don't mean
Concord. Eight three three Cook df W
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Daniel into the treehouse now. And I'm
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going to ask you a question that
I asked Raj and Tray not that long
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ago, and that is, if
you had to fight to the death,
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either a meth field attack squirrel or
Gary Busey, choose wisely, we'll both
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scare the hell out of me.
They should. I've seen some recent pictures
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of Gary Busey, and goodness,
gracious, man, I don't know what
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he's done, but I'm like,
this is a prime example why I'm gonna
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quit drinking. I mean, and
wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle.
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Yes, so, oh man,
you know those squirrels are Those squirrels are
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nasty, and especially a meth field
squirrel. You know, those are big
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rodents and people just if they think
they're fluffy and cute. But people don't
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look at them like they're rats.
You know. People look at a rat,
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they're like, oh, disgusting.
At the squirrel like, oh,
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oh cute, They're like, no, they're the same thing. One just
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has a big fluffy tae. Yeah, And I'm thinking that they could jump
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and maybe get me in some places
I don't want to get I'm gonna take
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On the heels of the super frustrated
Spirit Airlines gate agents, which I
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understand because I experienced that myself recently
when I tried to come to Vermifest last
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month and I couldn't get there.
I could tell the gate agents themselves were
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frustrated because they weren't being told what
was happening yet all these flights around us
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being canceled and they were told,
we're delayed, we're waiting on flight crew,
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We're just delayed. We're just waiting
on the flight crew. As soon
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as they get here, we'll get
everybody on board and we'll get you on
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your way. And then like fifteen
minutes later they said they just told us
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the flight's canceled. We're very sorry
everybody. So these companies seem to leave
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the gate agents in the dark,
and I get it as a traveler,
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you're mad, you want to scream
at somebody, but I would. I'm
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making a big assumption here, But
it's not the gate agent's fault. They're
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not the ones deciding whether or not
you get to travel. They are literally
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the messenger that you're trying to kill. Is this you backpedaling kind of sucking
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up a little bit because you're traveling
next week and you know, yeah,
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so I couldn't change my Spirit Airlines
flight to Texas next week. I'm sorry
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this week. See that's how jacked
up my am mumbrane, because it's like,
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Okay, we're moving and we're coming
to Texas and doing all these things
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at the same time. I'm not
even sure what day it is. I'm
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not even gonna ask. It doesn't
matter. I'm not even sure what day
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it is. But I fly this
week, and because of the crap I
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went through with the last time I
tried flying Spirit, we already had these
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tickets books, so we couldn't change
them becacause, of course, if you
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want to change your flight from Spirit, you got to pay extra for that.
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So yeah, I get to fly
again this week and hopefully I actually
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get there before you get on that
plane. You need to do whatever you
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need to do. I don't know
if it's church, what, cleanse yourself,
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but you need to leave your power
issues on the island. Don't bring
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that juju back to Texas. Urkott
Orkott won't have it. How is all
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the islands not island islands wide power
generation issues my fault? How is that
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my fault? Don't put that on
meatrin home the same way you know,
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Roch kills people, you kill grids. Okay, Look, just because my
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house in Carrollton when we were living
in Texas got frozen out by ice apocalypse
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back in twenty twenty one, doesn't
mean I had anything to do with it.
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And we have it. We in
Texas have not had any grid issues
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since you departed for the islands.
Now, since you've got to the islands,
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you've had plenty of power issues.
That is not my fault. These
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islands had power issues long before I
got here. They only just seem to
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coincidentally have gotten worse since my arrival. I've never heard about anything before,
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but now you know, you make
fun of WAPA and everything else, and
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it just keeps getting worse and worse. You need to make peace with the
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cut, say you're sorry, sacrifice
a chicken. I don't know, just
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do something. Go see the goat
Man. Yes, there anything else I
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can do besides a public apology to
rkot, Like, like, is there
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some other cleansing I can do that
that doesn't involve that. Look, I'd
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be willing to bring in that little
old lady from the Poltergeist. I'm happy
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to do that. You want me
cleanse? Do you want me to go
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through a river of poop and stuff
like Andy Duframe did in Shah Shank and
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come out the other and clean and
arriving in Dallas. I just want you,
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I I just want you to make
peace with the power gods so we
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don't have because right now I feel
like the minute you get here blackout.
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Mm hmm. What if I took
the fire hose like Rambo did in First
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Blood? Would that would that cleanse
me? To your satisfaction? I think
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Roger's right. Go see the goat
Man. Yeah, yeah, by uh?
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Or one of the you know,
one of the I don't chicken lady,
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a chicken lady or yeah, goat
man, the swinger guy on the
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boat that makes jewelry. You know, that's that. That was nothing about
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that tray was going to be clean. That was that was going to be
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a very dirty thing. Uh what
if? What? What if this?
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What if I found a way to
divert our connecting flight up north so that
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way I could cleanse myself in the
in the waters of Lake Minnetonka before flying
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to df W Are you are you
flying into Florida again? Ye? Yeah,
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knock their power out just just you. Yeah, and Florida for us.
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But when and then when you're taking
that connecting flight to here, you
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leave that behind, You leave all
the power outages in Florida. Yeah,
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Well, while you're in Florida,
smoke some meth, run naked through a
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trailer park, you know, scream
at the gods, and then and then
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come to Dallas and you clean Yeah, absolutely, or just shed all of
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it in Florida. That's right,
that's right, like the pythons in the
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Everglades do. Yeah, you're gonna
get baptized in bath salts like that's what
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you're gonna That's what you gotta do. And you got to feed a squirrel
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meth. That's what you have to
do right there, that's your penance.
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You have to dunk yourself in bath
salts, feed a feed a squirrel meth
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naked h and then run through the
airport under your onto the flight yelling I'm
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free, I'm Danny, I'm free. And then don't hit the door with
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your head as hard as you can
because you don't understand height and like you
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may have grown, we don't know
those the doors may have gotten smaller.
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I'm just combining all of your childhood
things and every news story we have into
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one cleansing ritual. We'll hang on. There's one more here, because we
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are making our connecting flight in Fort
Lauderdale. And there's anything that is possible
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to happen in Florida at the Fort
Lauderdale Airport, it will happen. It's
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like Murphy's Law is an airport,
right. So just last week there was
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an altercation at the Fort Lauderdale Airport. I'm not sure if you guys heard
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this or saw this. I have
not heard this audio. I've only saved
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it on my phone. I've seen
the video, but I have not heard
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the actual audio of this. But
this was actual audio. Of a girlfriend
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screaming at her boyfriend at the Fort
Lauderdale Airport after going through security. Now,
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keep in mind that this little altercation
is happening in my living room.
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D It's happening in my dreams.
This this, this would be from your
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bedroom. Let's be I happen to
know exactly where this young lady is screaming
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at her boyfriend inside the Fort Lauderdale
Airport. I've been to that airport enough
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times that I know the exact chairs
they're sitting in. I know that just
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off camera to the right is a
very lovely display of artwork done by airport
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employees and their children. I'm pretty
sure the little cleaning person down the hallway
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headed towards Terminal G by the way
I've seen her. But this is the
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kind of stuff that happens in the
Fort Lauderdale Airport. That poor boyfriend,
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and that's her screaming at somebody recording
that poor man. Yeah, I would
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just love it if he just looked
at him, was like, I don't
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know you are you? Maybe that's
where he should go to T s A
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and say, uh uh, some
someone packed this thing. I was unaware
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for Mesa'd be like that's on you, man. We don't get paid enough
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lover, she's a plumbing lover when
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she also loves to give back.
What did you do recently, Jacqueline,
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to help about your community? We
filled a horse trailer because that's what we
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full of blankets, pillows, umbrellas,
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ponchos, and towels and took them
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and donated to them. The Veterans
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different kind of arms of what it
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it does is it has an outreach
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guy. His name is Kenneth,
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just volunteering to give rides to physically
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for their appointments. And it grew
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to a whole facility that now offers
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training two veterans that are struggling so
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get things that they need, all
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they also have for any veterans in
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to get a hold of the VA, and they have full time employees that
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do nothing but bridge the gap and
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in the VA to get the benefits
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for veterans who are both struggling and
who just need help on the phone,
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because being on hold at the VA
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of the window, just gone.
I did it. It's terrible. Schuld.
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those plumbing wants and needs. It
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you to them, and thank you
to you for joining us today. We
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appreciate it. Today is one of
those days where I have had a difficult
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time choosing what my favorite story of
the day is. So I'm gonna let
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you guys fight it out, all
right. So here is submission number one,
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an attempted murder. Suspect urinated on
the statue of the Virgin Mary at
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a church and then ran over a
bicyclist twice compelling not once, twice.
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I like it. This is Lagrange, Illinois. A person urinated on a
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Lagrange, Illinois church statue then twice
rammed a bicyclist who was taking a photo
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of the incident. The suspect was
identified as forty three year old Leelu Reader
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of Chicago Ridge. The suspect,
whose gender was listed as unknown, probably
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because the officers didn't want to check, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated
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battery, and criminal property damage.
Yeah, it really is a full day,
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you're right, tri Yeah, I
mean they do say bad things come
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in threes. I don't know there
was a statue of the Virgin of Guadaloupe
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in Lagrange like that. Oh,
I don't know if it's the statue of
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Guadeloupe, but I mean it's a
Virgin Mary statue. Virgin Mary statue,
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I don't know. I didn't know
that there was one of them? Was
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there? And look Range at a
Catholic church? Sure, yeah, Mary's
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statues all over the place. They
also got them in the stained glass up
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with the apostles. Yeah, oh
yeah, Okay, I mean I don't.
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I don't. I don't frequent the
churches there or or peon things outside.
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So well then you ain't living.
Having gone to Saint Thomas Aquinas Catholic
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School in Dallas for fourth and fifth
grade, I can tell you that there
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are churches outside of Mexico, especially
the Catholic ones, that have Virgin Mary
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statues in them. Gotcha. Okay, although it does seem to be the
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closer you get to the equator,
is is where those statues have a tendency
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to cry, especially tears of blood. Okay, I don't think there's been
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a Virgin Mary statue crying tears of
blood in Ohio that I'm aware of.
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Well, let this girl hit it
with her car. Let's see what happens.
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See, I don't know if it's
a girl. That could be a
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guy. Isn't it the name of
the girl on the Fifth Element or whatever
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that was? Yeah, that was
definitely a girl. Yeah, because based
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on the mugshot of this individual,
you don't want to see him wearing that
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Fifth Element outfit. But it wouldn't
be shocking, It would not be shock
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yet, So I'll tell you.
I'm going to show you the mug shot
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of Leelu Reader, the forty three
year old attempted murder suspect who pissed on
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the statue of the Virgin Mary and
then ran over a cyclist twice. But
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I'm not sure if you're prepared for
it. All right, okay, all
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right, could be just a moment. We pull up said mug shot of
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the murder suspect and here we go. Oh yeah, is it just me
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or does this look like our buddy
Jerry called? Well, if he made
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a few different life decisions, that's
what he looked like, if he would
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have stopped collecting his toenails, to
which Jerry would say, this is why
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he must continue. Do we know
if Jerry's adopted? We just found his
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dad, but must run in the
family, because I mean, it was
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through the show that his son found
him, so I think it would make
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sense. Although I'm actually pretty sure
Jerry's older than forty three, so that
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would make Leelu here younger than him
his offspring. Maybe he's got another kid
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running around he didn't know about.
Wow, that is a good God.
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He's yeah, he's mad, he's
made some rough decisions or is it a
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he I can't tell. Well.
Again, the police officers left gender unknown
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because again I don't think they wanted
to. I searched that much. It
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probably depends on who he's getting the
mes from and how bad he needs it.
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Talk about gender roles fluid. Also, there's fluid on the groundle louse
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whatever you need it to be leaking? Oh lord, oh boy. Now
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I'll say because Lee Lou's by bar. But what if what if that was
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its plan all along? Yeah,
that's when you know what's bad. When
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the inmates are like, please know
leelud today, please no, please give
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me solitary. We can't be in
here with that ding just peas on everything.
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It's like a cat and heat that
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air dot com. Don't forget about
the Treehouse pool party this Saturday at the
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Fraternal Order of Eagles. That's this
Saturday, July twenty seventh, at the
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Foe Pull on our Turo Drive in
Dallas for with people. I promise we
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will do a road show closer to
you. But I don't know of any
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any fun public pools or semi private
public pools like the Foe in Fort Worth.
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If you know of one, please
let me know. We'll see if
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we can set something up another time. But this road show because it's hot
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and because I like the Foe pool
and they have good setup with food and
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drinks and stuff, and they were
willing to take us. So that's uh.
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Those are those are some of the
big you know, requirements that we
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have for doing a road show.
Is one that had to be we need
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consent. Location comes after that.
They have to be able to want us,
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yes, and we too have to
want them. You know. It's
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I gotcha. Yeah. Okay,
So I told you about the Lagrange,
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Illinois man who pissed on the Virgin
Mary and then ran over a bicyclist twice.
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So that is option number one as
far as best worry of the day.
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M h Are you prepared for option
number two? Mm hmm. Okay,
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it's gonna beat LEELU. Sounds like
something that happens often, but let's
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find out. Disney has changed the
name of one of its decades old characters
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after being deemed offensive and derogatory.
All right, now, this is one
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of the characters that is a lesser
known in the Disney universe. It's not
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you know, Ariel the Mermaid,
it's not Sleeping Beauty, it's not Cinder
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Well and none of those m This
is farther down the chain of Disney characters.
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And when you have as many characters
as Disney does, it can take
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a long time to go through the
list of offenses and then try to right
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those wrongs. Mm hm. So
they've managed now to go down the list
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all the way to the Country Bear
Jamboree bears, and now they're starting to
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write some of those wrongs. Okay. Following a seven month refurbishment at Disney
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World, one of the bears from
the Country Bear Jamboree, named liver Lips
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mcgrawl, has gone under a name
change. The attraction first opened its doors
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back in nineteen seventy one, featuring
eighteen bears performing old country songs, and
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according to the Disney Inside the Magic
blog, the bear's name was considered derogatory
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to alcoholics. Yes that I was
waiting the decision to remove liver Lips mcgowl.
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Sorry, I messed that up.
The decision to remove Liverlips mcgrowel was
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driven by concerns over the character's name. Liver lips is said to be associated
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with excessive alcohol consumption leading to liver
damage. And just to see if you
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think there's any truth to this,
I'm going to show you a photo of
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lizard Lips mcgrowl from the Country Bear
Jamboree band to see if you think there's
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any accuracy to the physical appearance to
the name liver lips mcgrowl. Okay,
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and the name was offensive. It's
funny to see a bear playing a ukulele
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that's an animatronic, especially hysterical.
When I look at the lips in question
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and think I've seen this on a
human before. I don't understand what do
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you mean? I don't understand how
this is offensive because liver lips is derogatory
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towards alcoholics. I mean, Trey, are you offended right now? You're
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the You're the closest person I can
ask. The last guy died, so
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I don't know if he'd be offended
if I called him liver lips mcgrawl or
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not. That might have been the
first step Dan to get them help.
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Uh you know, I know,
I because I didn't know if this was
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animatronics, people in costume, furry
gay guys so liver lips no, I
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mean, uh, I have noticed
you started licking your lips a lot in
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the last minute or so, I
mean slurry mcbear, Like, what are
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the other names in the country bear
Jamboree? Is Hepsie McGee one when you
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look at as well, pancreat,
Titus Pete, Jaundice, Jerry, Ladies
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and gentlemen cross Steve are they is
the whole Jamboree drunk? I mean,
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that's kind of the assumption maybe on
somebody's but maybe that was just maybe that
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was just limit deliver lips. I'm
not sure how Lupus o'furrey feels about it.
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And they're worried about that. They
still have that whole song of the
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South thing. Yeah, there is
that, some of them. Yeah,
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nobody gonnaddress the Donald Duck still doesn't
wear pants. Some of the other bears
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in the country Bear Jamboree. Uh, there's the sunbonnets. Okay, there's
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Tricksy Saint Clair. Oh, that's
offensive tors. There's a there's Wendell Well
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that's just offensive. There's Melvin Buff
and Max. There's Henry liver Lips mcgrowl,
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who, by the way, his
name has been that hairpiece that liver
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Lips wears. It's far more offensive. Yeah, so they changed his name
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to Romeo mcgrow But I feel like
it should have been Conway because it looks
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a lot like a Conway twitty pompador
type of thing. Yeah. Uh,
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but I do wonder though, one
of the other Country Bear Jamboree bears,
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if they're gonna look at changing its
name because it's offensive, is the one
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named big Awl. Should we ask
him? Tray? So there you have
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it. The Country Bear Jamboree ride
at disney World is gone woke. Thank
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god that problem solved. We can
all go about our lives now, all
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right. Thanks for hanging out with
us inside the Treehouse. We will see
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you Saturday at the Treehouse Pool Party
at the Fraternal Order of Eagles on our
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turo Drive in Dallas one to four
pm live taping of this here show from
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one to three. We will have
merch hats, shirts, koozies, stickers,
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and we will be there hanging out
with you. Come have some fun
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with us. Bathing suit's options.
Wait, no, swimming is optional,
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bathing suiter mandatory. Make sure to
get that proper said. Come, hang
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out, jump in the pool if
you want, don't. Drinks if you
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want, don't if you don't,
because I don't know if anyone wants to
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be confused with old liver lips.
But just in case you don't have to,
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we will see you on Saturday at
the Treehouse pool party.
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse.
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I'm Dan O'Malley, along with Trade
Trendhome and Raj Sharman lots to get
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to today. Before we do that, I want to first mention that if
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you have not listened to the Treehouse
Plus episode, which is available on Patreon
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dot com slash Treehouse on Air,
that is Patreon p A t r e
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o n dot com slash Treehouse on
Air, please do so because that is
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our mea culpa, our attempt at
clearing our names in the death of Richard
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Simmons. So it's important that you
listen or watch the Treehouse Plus episode.
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We did not kill Richard Simmons,
and all of our reasons why Raj is
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a little we're not sure on that
one. That's that's part of the investigation
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that we put forth in that mini
episode. It's also our first step in
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establishing the rights to the story sotflix, I I give them to you.
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Uh. So this is in Texas. It's binding because Trey's dad started that
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president president of a binding thing in
Texas. So I give you both the
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rights, uh to the story.
I'm not saying how many percentage points to
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the two of you. So you
guys fight that out in court. Fair
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enough. See what he's doing,
Trey, he's he's still he's still the
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mastermind. That's right. Be careful. We don't want him to Yeah,
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I wish I will on one of
us, certainly. Not. No,
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you guys should look you guys both
look great. Shut up, you take
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that back. No, you guys
look healthy. You shut up that that's
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how you do things. You are
aggressively saying something and the person ends up
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injured or dead. Take it all
back. I'm telling us we look terrible.
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I can't tell it to take it
Aboauck I mean Dan, I mean
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you're always working out. You look
great, You eat well. Tray,
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same thing, fit looking great.
You both are wearing black T shirts.
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This is this is nice. I
mean, you guys look good. That's
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all I'm saying. I think we
look John, just tell us we look
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John just No, I'm just you
guys look flushed like, full of life
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and energy. And I mean one
hundred years more for you guys. All
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right, I gotta make a note
now, get insurance policy for terrort.
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Yeah A numbered has said, so
yeah, no, No, the only
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reason I'm saying that is you guys'
policy just cleared, so good. All
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right, anyway, welcome in the
tree house. Let's get stupid. Speaking
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of stupid, is there anything dumber
than air travel? And actually I shouldn't
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say dumber than air travel, because
air travel itself is amazing, the fact
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that we as a species have found
a way to fly, right, But
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then we always balance ourselves out with
every accomplishment as a species, right,
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So like we'll create or invent or
discover something, and then the rest of
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us will do everything we can to
ruin it. And air travel is a
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great example because men, women,
child being able to get in a metal
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tube and fly anywhere on the planet
is an amazing feat. But then greedy
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a holes decide to charge us an
arm and a leg for it and then
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find all these different ways to ruin
it, right, So that's that's what
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we do as a species. Will
do something great, and then we kneecap
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it right and make it kind of
terrible at the same time. Like we've
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got internet. Internet's amazing, and
what do we do with it? We
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share stupid memes. Yeah, and
that's actually a good part of the what
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we do. I didn't want to
go too dark. I'm just like the
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idea of the internet. Back in
the nineties when we were all kind of
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learning about what this Internet thing was. It's like, Oh, it's going
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to be this great, It's an
information super highway. And then it's and
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then it's me sharing gifts of Kermit
the fraud sipping tea. Well, if
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there's if there's anything that humanity does, is we dune it down. Yes,
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that's the And then and then that's
what we do. You know what
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it is. We draw on the
cave walls because the chief of the tribe
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thousands of years ago said, Hey, instead of sleeping out in the rain,
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let's go in that cave, let's
do that. And then and then
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click cluck whatever decided. You know
what, that's not good enough. This
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place needs to be decorated. So
I'm gonna draw my dick on it.
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Yeah. Yeah, And then somebody
comes somebody like click clack abbot comes by
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and goes, you can't draw dicks, No, no more dicks. And
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then he makes the internet, doesn't
you can't have porn in Texas. And
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then and then tum tum from the
back of the cave screams out, hey,
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I bet, I'm sorry. I
can't, I can't resist, I
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know, but yeah, so,
I mean we we do take wonderful creations
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and then poop on them. So
and here's another great example of that.
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On Friday, air passengers around the
world faced delays, cancelations, and problems
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checking in as airports and airlines were
caught up. Then a massive IT outage
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that also affected industries ranging from banks
to media companies. Some would say those
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last two were one and the same. Some airlines and airports said they were
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back online, with the US government
holding out hopes that the transportation system would
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be back to normal by sat hope. Out of over one hundred and ten
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thousand scheduled commercial flights on Friday two
thousand, six hundred ninety one had been
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canceled globally, and more were expected
to be called off. This is and
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this is you know from this is
an older story from earlier in the day
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on Friday. And I'm sure you're
wondering, well, how is it that
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an entire air travel IT system can
go so wrong so quickly, all in
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one day, And if you think
about it, you know the answer.
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It was a Microsoft update that makes
me. That makes me way more happy.
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No, here's I mean, it's
not. It's just I'm like,
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hey, well, my people,
so Microsoft is a number one tech company
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for hiring Indian people. So you
know some guy who just spilled his massolity
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on his keyboard that are secretly the
airlines has still been running Windows ninety eight
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when we all know they should have
stuck with ninety five. But had they
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been running Windows all the planes would
have fallen out of it. Yeah,
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but it really was. It was
likely due to a glitch in Microsoft software
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used globally. That should be that
should be on the when you when you
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book your flight now from now on, would instead of like would you like
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a you know, a more leg
room or you know, do you want
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to in flight meal, it should
be like, do you want a plane
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with the updated software? And you
know who wouldn't way to charge more for
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that? Yes, spirit, that's
right, you can run your risk.
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I mean this could be an updated
plane. It might not be an updated
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plane, we don't know, but
if you want for fifty five five dollars
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more, you can be on an
updated plane. And I think some of
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the other airlines have realized that this
model is working well for Spirit, so
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they're trying to take some inspiration and
use it on their own systems, like
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all the other airlines that use the
Boeing planes, saying, well, if
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you want the plane to get there
in one piece, that's gonna be an
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extra fee. Do you want the
door to open mid flight, then that's
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you don't okay, thirty five bucks
because two Spirit Airlines is credit. Yeah,
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they don't use Boeing aircraft. Right, they still use the right brother's
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plane. They're still using that model, and they're still using their right brother's
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corpses to fly it. That's the
only plane. You gotta push start the
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Captain's like you guys, push,
I'm gonna pop the clutch. Don't forget
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to done. I mean, I
joke. I just flew them to Philadelphia
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on tip. The flight was the
only thing was the flight was delayed an
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hour coming back from Philadelphia. Everything
else great. Uh see, they got
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you there. That's really all they
promise is we'll get you there at some
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point, right, at some point
you'll get there. Uh yeah, so
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yeah, so right. The only
thing that they can say is we won't
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They will try not to lose your
luggage and Uh, well, we'll get
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you there at some point. And
I appreciate Spirit for that. They're like,
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hey, our chair suck nothing,
leans back, everything costs. I'm
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waiting for them to charge for the
bathroom. That's gonna that's gonna be next.
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But yeah, I mean, and
keep in mind that it's it's not
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just you know, customers that feel
betrayed by the airlines. Sometimes the employees
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themselves don't feel in lockstep with their
employer mm hmm, like the gate agents.
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So even so, if you've been
frustrated on any airline, especially a
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Spirit Airlines flight, chances are the
employees are as well. And I have
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a great example of that that happened
recently at the Hollywood Burbank Airport at one
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of the Spirit Airlines gates. Oh
yeah, I don't know what aircraft.
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I know what I have. I'm
gonna be honest, I don't know what
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aircraft. I don't know what's going
on. You guys won't give me a
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minute. Please give me a minute. Oh I think trade just fell in
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love. Look at his face.
That's my kind of lady. Frustrated and
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angry, m crazy enough to talk
to a gate full of airline passengers that
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you don't know what they have in
their bags. Yeah, she's taking chances.
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She's about to start spinning and levitate. Well, then some of the
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passengers could ride her to their destination. She's go see word away from an
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interncontinental flight, and we don't mean
Concord. Eight three three Cook df W
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is the phone number to reach Daniel
Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration for
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your free roof inspection. Let's get
Daniel into the treehouse now. And I'm
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going to ask you a question that
I asked Raj and Tray not that long
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ago, and that is, if
you had to fight to the death,
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either a meth field attack squirrel or
Gary Busey, choose wisely, we'll both
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scare the hell out of me.
They should. I've seen some recent pictures
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of Gary Busey, and goodness,
gracious, man, I don't know what
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he's done, but I'm like,
this is a prime example why I'm gonna
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quit drinking. I mean, and
wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle.
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Yes, so, oh man,
you know those squirrels are Those squirrels are
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nasty, and especially a meth field
squirrel. You know, those are big
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rodents and people just if they think
they're fluffy and cute. But people don't
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look at them like they're rats.
You know. People look at a rat,
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they're like, oh, disgusting.
At the squirrel like, oh,
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oh cute, They're like, no, they're the same thing. One just
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has a big fluffy tae. Yeah, And I'm thinking that they could jump
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and maybe get me in some places
I don't want to get I'm gonna take
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Gary. I'm gonna take Gary Busey
on if you if you have issues with
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your roof, whether it's a meth
field attack, squirrels making holes in your
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shingles, or your sowfits, or
if Gary Busey's on your roof tearing it
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On the heels of the super frustrated
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understand because I experienced that myself recently
when I tried to come to Vermifest last
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month and I couldn't get there.
I could tell the gate agents themselves were
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frustrated because they weren't being told what
was happening yet all these flights around us
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being canceled and they were told,
we're delayed, we're waiting on flight crew,
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We're just delayed. We're just waiting
on the flight crew. As soon
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as they get here, we'll get
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your way. And then like fifteen
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the flight's canceled. We're very sorry
everybody. So these companies seem to leave
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the gate agents in the dark,
and I get it as a traveler,
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you're mad, you want to scream
at somebody, but I would. I'm
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making a big assumption here, But
it's not the gate agent's fault. They're
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not the ones deciding whether or not
you get to travel. They are literally
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the messenger that you're trying to kill. Is this you backpedaling kind of sucking
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up a little bit because you're traveling
next week and you know, yeah,
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so I couldn't change my Spirit Airlines
flight to Texas next week. I'm sorry
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this week. See that's how jacked
up my am mumbrane, because it's like,
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Okay, we're moving and we're coming
to Texas and doing all these things
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at the same time. I'm not
even sure what day it is. I'm
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not even gonna ask. It doesn't
matter. I'm not even sure what day
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it is. But I fly this
week, and because of the crap I
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went through with the last time I
tried flying Spirit, we already had these
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tickets books, so we couldn't change
them becacause, of course, if you
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want to change your flight from Spirit, you got to pay extra for that.
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So yeah, I get to fly
again this week and hopefully I actually
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get there before you get on that
plane. You need to do whatever you
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need to do. I don't know
if it's church, what, cleanse yourself,
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but you need to leave your power
issues on the island. Don't bring
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that juju back to Texas. Urkott
Orkott won't have it. How is all
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the islands not island islands wide power
generation issues my fault? How is that
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my fault? Don't put that on
meatrin home the same way you know,
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Roch kills people, you kill grids. Okay, Look, just because my
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house in Carrollton when we were living
in Texas got frozen out by ice apocalypse
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back in twenty twenty one, doesn't
mean I had anything to do with it.
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And we have it. We in
Texas have not had any grid issues
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since you departed for the islands.
Now, since you've got to the islands,
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you've had plenty of power issues.
That is not my fault. These
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islands had power issues long before I
got here. They only just seem to
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coincidentally have gotten worse since my arrival. I've never heard about anything before,
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but now you know, you make
fun of WAPA and everything else, and
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it just keeps getting worse and worse. You need to make peace with the
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cut, say you're sorry, sacrifice
a chicken. I don't know, just
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do something. Go see the goat
Man. Yes, there anything else I
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can do besides a public apology to
rkot, Like, like, is there
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some other cleansing I can do that
that doesn't involve that. Look, I'd
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be willing to bring in that little
old lady from the Poltergeist. I'm happy
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to do that. You want me
cleanse? Do you want me to go
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through a river of poop and stuff
like Andy Duframe did in Shah Shank and
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come out the other and clean and
arriving in Dallas. I just want you,
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I I just want you to make
peace with the power gods so we
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don't have because right now I feel
like the minute you get here blackout.
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Mm hmm. What if I took
the fire hose like Rambo did in First
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Blood? Would that would that cleanse
me? To your satisfaction? I think
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Roger's right. Go see the goat
Man. Yeah, yeah, by uh?
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Or one of the you know,
one of the I don't chicken lady,
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a chicken lady or yeah, goat
man, the swinger guy on the
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boat that makes jewelry. You know, that's that. That was nothing about
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that tray was going to be clean. That was that was going to be
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a very dirty thing. Uh what
if? What? What if this?
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What if I found a way to
divert our connecting flight up north so that
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way I could cleanse myself in the
in the waters of Lake Minnetonka before flying
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to df W Are you are you
flying into Florida again? Ye? Yeah,
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knock their power out just just you. Yeah, and Florida for us.
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But when and then when you're taking
that connecting flight to here, you
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leave that behind, You leave all
the power outages in Florida. Yeah,
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Well, while you're in Florida,
smoke some meth, run naked through a
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trailer park, you know, scream
at the gods, and then and then
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come to Dallas and you clean Yeah, absolutely, or just shed all of
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it in Florida. That's right,
that's right, like the pythons in the
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Everglades do. Yeah, you're gonna
get baptized in bath salts like that's what
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you're gonna That's what you gotta do. And you got to feed a squirrel
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meth. That's what you have to
do right there, that's your penance.
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You have to dunk yourself in bath
salts, feed a feed a squirrel meth
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naked h and then run through the
airport under your onto the flight yelling I'm
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free, I'm Danny, I'm free. And then don't hit the door with
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your head as hard as you can
because you don't understand height and like you
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may have grown, we don't know
those the doors may have gotten smaller.
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I'm just combining all of your childhood
things and every news story we have into
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one cleansing ritual. We'll hang on. There's one more here, because we
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are making our connecting flight in Fort
Lauderdale. And there's anything that is possible
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to happen in Florida at the Fort
Lauderdale Airport, it will happen. It's
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like Murphy's Law is an airport,
right. So just last week there was
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an altercation at the Fort Lauderdale Airport. I'm not sure if you guys heard
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this or saw this. I have
not heard this audio. I've only saved
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it on my phone. I've seen
the video, but I have not heard
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the actual audio of this. But
this was actual audio. Of a girlfriend
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screaming at her boyfriend at the Fort
Lauderdale Airport after going through security. Now,
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keep in mind that this little altercation
is happening in my living room.
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D It's happening in my dreams.
This this, this would be from your
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bedroom. Let's be I happen to
know exactly where this young lady is screaming
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at her boyfriend inside the Fort Lauderdale
Airport. I've been to that airport enough
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times that I know the exact chairs
they're sitting in. I know that just
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off camera to the right is a
very lovely display of artwork done by airport
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employees and their children. I'm pretty
sure the little cleaning person down the hallway
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headed towards Terminal G by the way
I've seen her. But this is the
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kind of stuff that happens in the
Fort Lauderdale Airport. That poor boyfriend,
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and that's her screaming at somebody recording
that poor man. Yeah, I would
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just love it if he just looked
at him, was like, I don't
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know you are you? Maybe that's
where he should go to T s A
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and say, uh uh, some
someone packed this thing. I was unaware
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for Mesa'd be like that's on you, man. We don't get paid enough
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lover, she's a plumbing lover when
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she also loves to give back.
What did you do recently, Jacqueline,
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to help about your community? We
filled a horse trailer because that's what we
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had access to at the time,
full of blankets, pillows, umbrellas,
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ponchos, and towels and took them
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and donated to them. The Veterans
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different kind of arms of what it
does, and one of the things that
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it does is it has an outreach
for homeless veterans in the Dallas part of
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the Metroplex. There's kind of a
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cool. I like that organization a
lot. And it all started with this
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guy. His name is Kenneth,
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just volunteering to give rides to physically
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for their appointments. And it grew
from Kenneth in a very sketchy looking van
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to a whole facility that now offers
free of charge. Well, they certificate
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training two veterans that are struggling so
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So this facility feeds and has facilities
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get things that they need, all
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they also have for any veterans in
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to get a hold of the VA, and they have full time employees that
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do nothing but bridge the gap and
help you get through to the right department
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in the VA to get the benefits
that you need. So they're great advocates
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for veterans who are both struggling and
who just need help on the phone,
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because being on hold at the VA
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of the window, just gone.
I did it. It's terrible. Schuld.
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Not only make sure you're taken care
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you to them, and thank you
to you for joining us today. We
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appreciate it. Today is one of
those days where I have had a difficult
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time choosing what my favorite story of
the day is. So I'm gonna let
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you guys fight it out, all
right. So here is submission number one,
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an attempted murder. Suspect urinated on
the statue of the Virgin Mary at
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a church and then ran over a
bicyclist twice compelling not once, twice.
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I like it. This is Lagrange, Illinois. A person urinated on a
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Lagrange, Illinois church statue then twice
rammed a bicyclist who was taking a photo
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of the incident. The suspect was
identified as forty three year old Leelu Reader
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of Chicago Ridge. The suspect,
whose gender was listed as unknown, probably
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because the officers didn't want to check, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated
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battery, and criminal property damage.
Yeah, it really is a full day,
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you're right, tri Yeah, I
mean they do say bad things come
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in threes. I don't know there
was a statue of the Virgin of Guadaloupe
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in Lagrange like that. Oh,
I don't know if it's the statue of
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Guadeloupe, but I mean it's a
Virgin Mary statue. Virgin Mary statue,
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I don't know. I didn't know
that there was one of them? Was
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there? And look Range at a
Catholic church? Sure, yeah, Mary's
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statues all over the place. They
also got them in the stained glass up
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with the apostles. Yeah, oh
yeah, Okay, I mean I don't.
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I don't. I don't frequent the
churches there or or peon things outside.
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So well then you ain't living.
Having gone to Saint Thomas Aquinas Catholic
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School in Dallas for fourth and fifth
grade, I can tell you that there
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are churches outside of Mexico, especially
the Catholic ones, that have Virgin Mary
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statues in them. Gotcha. Okay, although it does seem to be the
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closer you get to the equator,
is is where those statues have a tendency
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to cry, especially tears of blood. Okay, I don't think there's been
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a Virgin Mary statue crying tears of
blood in Ohio that I'm aware of.
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Well, let this girl hit it
with her car. Let's see what happens.
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See, I don't know if it's
a girl. That could be a
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guy. Isn't it the name of
the girl on the Fifth Element or whatever
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that was? Yeah, that was
definitely a girl. Yeah, because based
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on the mugshot of this individual,
you don't want to see him wearing that
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Fifth Element outfit. But it wouldn't
be shocking, It would not be shock
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yet, So I'll tell you.
I'm going to show you the mug shot
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of Leelu Reader, the forty three
year old attempted murder suspect who pissed on
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the statue of the Virgin Mary and
then ran over a cyclist twice. But
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I'm not sure if you're prepared for
it. All right, okay, all
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right, could be just a moment. We pull up said mug shot of
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the murder suspect and here we go. Oh yeah, is it just me
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or does this look like our buddy
Jerry called? Well, if he made
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a few different life decisions, that's
what he looked like, if he would
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have stopped collecting his toenails, to
which Jerry would say, this is why
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he must continue. Do we know
if Jerry's adopted? We just found his
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dad, but must run in the
family, because I mean, it was
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through the show that his son found
him, so I think it would make
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sense. Although I'm actually pretty sure
Jerry's older than forty three, so that
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would make Leelu here younger than him
his offspring. Maybe he's got another kid
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running around he didn't know about.
Wow, that is a good God.
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He's yeah, he's mad, he's
made some rough decisions or is it a
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he I can't tell. Well.
Again, the police officers left gender unknown
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because again I don't think they wanted
to. I searched that much. It
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probably depends on who he's getting the
mes from and how bad he needs it.
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Talk about gender roles fluid. Also, there's fluid on the groundle louse
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whatever you need it to be leaking? Oh lord, oh boy. Now
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I'll say because Lee Lou's by bar. But what if what if that was
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its plan all along? Yeah,
that's when you know what's bad. When
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the inmates are like, please know
leelud today, please no, please give
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me solitary. We can't be in
here with that ding just peas on everything.
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It's like a cat and heat that
smells like you gets on everything.
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us online, that Treehouse on air dot
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com. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online, that Treehouse on
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air dot com. Don't forget about
the Treehouse pool party this Saturday at the
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Fraternal Order of Eagles. That's this
Saturday, July twenty seventh, at the
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Foe Pull on our Turo Drive in
Dallas for with people. I promise we
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will do a road show closer to
you. But I don't know of any
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any fun public pools or semi private
public pools like the Foe in Fort Worth.
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If you know of one, please
let me know. We'll see if
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we can set something up another time. But this road show because it's hot
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and because I like the Foe pool
and they have good setup with food and
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drinks and stuff, and they were
willing to take us. So that's uh.
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Those are those are some of the
big you know, requirements that we
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have for doing a road show.
Is one that had to be we need
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consent. Location comes after that.
They have to be able to want us,
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yes, and we too have to
want them. You know. It's
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I gotcha. Yeah. Okay,
So I told you about the Lagrange,
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Illinois man who pissed on the Virgin
Mary and then ran over a bicyclist twice.
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So that is option number one as
far as best worry of the day.
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M h Are you prepared for option
number two? Mm hmm. Okay,
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it's gonna beat LEELU. Sounds like
something that happens often, but let's
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find out. Disney has changed the
name of one of its decades old characters
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after being deemed offensive and derogatory.
All right, now, this is one
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of the characters that is a lesser
known in the Disney universe. It's not
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you know, Ariel the Mermaid,
it's not Sleeping Beauty, it's not Cinder
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Well and none of those m This
is farther down the chain of Disney characters.
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And when you have as many characters
as Disney does, it can take
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a long time to go through the
list of offenses and then try to right
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those wrongs. Mm hm. So
they've managed now to go down the list
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all the way to the Country Bear
Jamboree bears, and now they're starting to
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write some of those wrongs. Okay. Following a seven month refurbishment at Disney
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World, one of the bears from
the Country Bear Jamboree, named liver Lips
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mcgrawl, has gone under a name
change. The attraction first opened its doors
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back in nineteen seventy one, featuring
eighteen bears performing old country songs, and
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according to the Disney Inside the Magic
blog, the bear's name was considered derogatory
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to alcoholics. Yes that I was
waiting the decision to remove liver Lips mcgowl.
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Sorry, I messed that up.
The decision to remove Liverlips mcgrowel was
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driven by concerns over the character's name. Liver lips is said to be associated
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with excessive alcohol consumption leading to liver
damage. And just to see if you
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think there's any truth to this,
I'm going to show you a photo of
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lizard Lips mcgrowl from the Country Bear
Jamboree band to see if you think there's
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any accuracy to the physical appearance to
the name liver lips mcgrowl. Okay,
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and the name was offensive. It's
funny to see a bear playing a ukulele
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that's an animatronic, especially hysterical.
When I look at the lips in question
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and think I've seen this on a
human before. I don't understand what do
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you mean? I don't understand how
this is offensive because liver lips is derogatory
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towards alcoholics. I mean, Trey, are you offended right now? You're
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the You're the closest person I can
ask. The last guy died, so
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I don't know if he'd be offended
if I called him liver lips mcgrawl or
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not. That might have been the
first step Dan to get them help.
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Uh you know, I know,
I because I didn't know if this was
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animatronics, people in costume, furry
gay guys so liver lips no, I
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mean, uh, I have noticed
you started licking your lips a lot in
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the last minute or so, I
mean slurry mcbear, Like, what are
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the other names in the country bear
Jamboree? Is Hepsie McGee one when you
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look at as well, pancreat,
Titus Pete, Jaundice, Jerry, Ladies
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and gentlemen cross Steve are they is
the whole Jamboree drunk? I mean,
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that's kind of the assumption maybe on
somebody's but maybe that was just maybe that
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was just limit deliver lips. I'm
not sure how Lupus o'furrey feels about it.
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And they're worried about that. They
still have that whole song of the
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South thing. Yeah, there is
that, some of them. Yeah,
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nobody gonnaddress the Donald Duck still doesn't
wear pants. Some of the other bears
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in the country Bear Jamboree. Uh, there's the sunbonnets. Okay, there's
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Tricksy Saint Clair. Oh, that's
offensive tors. There's a there's Wendell Well
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that's just offensive. There's Melvin Buff
and Max. There's Henry liver Lips mcgrowl,
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who, by the way, his
name has been that hairpiece that liver
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Lips wears. It's far more offensive. Yeah, so they changed his name
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to Romeo mcgrow But I feel like
it should have been Conway because it looks
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a lot like a Conway twitty pompador
type of thing. Yeah. Uh,
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but I do wonder though, one
of the other Country Bear Jamboree bears,
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if they're gonna look at changing its
name because it's offensive, is the one
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named big Awl. Should we ask
him? Tray? So there you have
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it. The Country Bear Jamboree ride
at disney World is gone woke. Thank
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god that problem solved. We can
all go about our lives now, all
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right. Thanks for hanging out with
us inside the Treehouse. We will see
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you Saturday at the Treehouse Pool Party
at the Fraternal Order of Eagles on our
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turo Drive in Dallas one to four
pm live taping of this here show from
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one to three. We will have
merch hats, shirts, koozies, stickers,
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and we will be there hanging out
with you. Come have some fun
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with us. Bathing suit's options.
Wait, no, swimming is optional,
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bathing suiter mandatory. Make sure to
get that proper said. Come, hang
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out, jump in the pool if
you want, don't. Drinks if you
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want, don't if you don't,
because I don't know if anyone wants to
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be confused with old liver lips.
But just in case you don't have to,
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we will see you on Saturday at
the Treehouse pool party.
