Treehouse LIVE! | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 78

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I'm a firm believer in getting the
first grew up done quickly. Just ripped

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the band aid off back, fingered
the button on my machine and play a

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bumper instead of the open go team. I'm with you. I mean,

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if it's gonna happen, get it
out of the way in the first five

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seconds, because once again we have
cracked the code of entertainment. Not everyone

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has, but we here in the
Treehouse cracked that code many many, many,

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many many years ago. And that
is to set the bar and expectations

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so low it is impossible not to
go beyond it. I just love how

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you did it. We rehearsed it
four times and you were so proud of

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yourself and I still hit the wrong
goddamn buddy. That's all right, that's

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all right. We are here.
It is time to leave your worries outside.

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Join me Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, and Raj Sharma inside this year

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treehouse, let's get stupid. Super
Bowl fifty eight was last night, and

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since I am two hours ahead of
DFW time, I didn't go to bed

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till lafter one because those a holes
couldn't decide to score enough touchdowns during regulation

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they had to wait for extra time
to do it. But overall, I'd

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say that was a really good game
as long as you don't mind not a

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hunt of scoring last for me,
though, what is it? Trey?

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I didn't get to see a lot
of the especially the I saw all the

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overtime. I didn't get to see
it a lot of the game because of

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work. But it seemed to like
it kind of started off good and then

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it had a nice dead spot for
a couple quarters, and then fourth seemed

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to pick up. I'd say that's
a very accurate assessment a dead spot,

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and that was the good time that
we had to uh go back for seconds

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at the buffet we had set up
at our house. Last night. We

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had a few neighbors over. Even
though it's pitch black at night, there

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are neighbors of ours here in the
moist forest on Bordeaux Mountain of Saint John

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usb I. They are our moist
forest neighbor dweller neighbors. And they ventured

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out into the night with crock pots
and booze into our home and we watched

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football, like goddamn Americans. That's
very sweet that you're still carrying that on

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over there. That's very cool.
It was actually one of our first times

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to do any sort of entertaining here, so that that was fun for us.

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Plus it gave us an excuse to
make a bunch of food that we

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wouldn't otherwise eat, let alone,
let alone in those quantities. What did

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you have? Yes? What did
Okay? Yeah, we went a little

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bit of everything. But and I'm
gonna guess there was nothing low fat on

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the menu. Nope. Yeah,
it's it's Super Bowl Sunday. You take

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you take all the low fat,
all the calorie counting, all that nonsense,

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and you you throw that out the
window, kind of like the way

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I'm sure Jerry Jones wants to do
with his children once a day, especially

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after watching the Super Bowl. Now, there were a bunch of things I

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noticed last night. It's difficult not
to whenever the Super Bowl happens. It's

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one of those rare days where you
can turn on the TV and just kind

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of let it go most of the
day, and there's various things throughout the

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day when they start the broadcast.
But one of the first things that stood

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out to me was JJ wattson adventurous
new hairstyle, And by new, I

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mean it looked really good on the
side of a kiss FM wrapped vehicle.

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On Kid Kratik said circa nineteen ninety
nine, I mean, I have not

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seen frosted tips that gorgeous. I
think since the Backtree Boys. I have

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to give you a little insight on
me. I did the frosted tips in

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college. Oh yeah, and blue
contacts. Wow, So you went through

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a white phase. I did.
I did you know, Trey and I

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can't do that. I mean,
they're constantly in a white face. We

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can't do the opposite. Yeah,
I was. You just got you guys

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just call it a phase. But
yeah, I uh so when I saw

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that, I was like, oh, I did that in ninety six.

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I did. Like his tweet after
the game he threw out there, He's

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like, sometimes you tried to you
want to do something new with your hair

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and wonder if anybody will notice they
do? Uh. Some of the some

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of the commercials that to me,
I didn't see every single one of them

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because I was going back and forth, you know, to the to the

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food table and talking with some people
here and there. But some of the

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commercials that stood out to me that
some are my favorites. The Arnold State

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Farm, the Dunk Kings with the
cameos by Matt Damon and Tom Brady.

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I had I think I counted three
separate Super Bowl commercials he was in,

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like three completely separate, you know, ads, different companies, and so

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it's like he went from Super Bowl
when quarterback to Super Bowl commercial quarterback,

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which is obviously good for him.
Another one of my favorites, partially because

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Raj does. My favorite Christopher walkin
impersonation was Christopher Waltkins BMW commercial where everyone

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does their impersonation of him to him
yes, which I'm afraid to think is

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probably based in a lot of reality, and that makes me feel bad for

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that old man. That was That
was my favorite of all. I was

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like, that's so brilliant. Whoever
came up with that was obvious is either

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a comic or knows a comic that
does the impression. And I wouldn't put

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it past Walking to come up with
that himself. Yeah, that, I

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mean, I can I can just
hear him. I can hear him talking

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to the talking, you know,
in the pit, saying well, I've

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got an idea. Yeah, it's
why it sound terrible. But and the

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ben Affleck commercial just so I don't
know what everybody gets paid. Like you

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were talking about the cameos with Matt
Damon, Tom Brady, Jennifer Lopez was

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obviously in that one, but he
got afflet got ten million for that commercial,

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for the spot or the entire endorsement
campaign because this started pre Super Bowl

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for the spot, we gotta get
famous. Don't get me wrong, doing

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this is fun, but it doesn't
pay as well as ten million dollars thirty

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second Dunkin Donuts ad with your wife
and friends. Yeah, I saw that.

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I think like a couple hours before
it's the dungeal watch out for the

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Dunkings commercial because athlete got paid ten
million, and then it didn't say who

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the other cameos were going to be, So I don't know how much those

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guys got just for doing that.
Yeah, it makes me wonder how much

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j Lo got for her cut of
that spot. Yes, I would think

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she could. I would think her
cred, her star power could command a

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higher salary than him. Yes,
some other things. Obviously, the Usher

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halftime show also had a dead spot, which was most of it, but

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wow, it was it was dead
in the middle. We'll go back to

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that don't worry, we'll go back
to that. You guys obviously loved it.

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Thought a screamed okay, good.
You know, you know what's good

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to have on a Monday conflict.
Let's just beat the hell out of each

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other. We also learned last night
that Dees caught it back in twenty fourteen.

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Yeau so I think it was.
I can't remember if it was third

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or fourth quarter. The forty nine
Ers receiver catches the ball on the sideline,

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takes two steps, the ball pops
out when he hits the ground while

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making a football move, and the
official comes in on CBS during the broadcast

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and tests that is a catch.
He made the move. Blah blah blah,

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and all Cowboys fans around the world
stood up and said, ah,

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we're still mad about it. It
even does tweet it out that's not a

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catch. I like the snark.
Yeah done. And I'd also like to

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point out during the game last night, we saw one of the greatest comebacks

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ever, not the Chiefs coming back
against the forty nine Ers, but the

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ad for Deadpool three. Deadpool versus
Deadpool and Wolverine single handedly resurrected the Marvel

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cinematic universe. Yeah, thank you, thank you, Marvel Jesus resurrected by

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the one movie they really didn't want
to make. Yeah, I mean it

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started out pretty strong. When you've
got the guys with the sticks and he

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says, you know, well,
woll friend though pegging. Maybe pegging may

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not be new to me, but
it is for Disney. And then he

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looks at the screen, so I'm
those those are those are a bunch of

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mind. Sorry, my god,
Bob, there's somebody at the door.

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Sorry, it's okay. Tell everyone
the dog's nighbors because we got people watching.

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That's that's Sam barking. And then
Reese's is right here, so that's

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sweet boy, that sweet boy Sam, who's not so sweet right now?

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And then pretty blater. Hey,
well he's protect you, yes, or

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he wants to kill or maybe he's
mad at me. Because I was not

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a huge fan of the Usher halftime
show, I think that's what it was.

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So let me defend myself before you
tube jump my ball sack on this.

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It wasn't good until like the last
what five minutes or so, because

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most of the songs I didn't really
recognize or they were slowed down or done

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in the mix that I didn't completely
understand, and I didn't like the fact

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that it felt like Usher was trying
to have sex with everyone watching at the

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same time. Which, don't get
me wrong, I appreciate shooting your shot,

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but it's not shooting it when you
could actually do it. That's not

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just shooting the shot, that's flaunting
it. Yeah, because I got news

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for you. I you know,
I was working last night at you know,

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standard Poor Very you know, and
when he took his shirt off,

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Yeah, every middle aged woman in
the restaurant started screaming. I mean,

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yeah, I love. I loved. One of the things I saw last

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night afterwards. It was last year's
Super Bowl halftime we saw Rihanna pregnant,

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and this year's Super Bowl halftime Usher
got everybody pregnant. Yeah. I was

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a tower club watching watching the game, and the same thing happened when he

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first when he popped on scream it
was great. People were very, very

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excited. But when the shirt came
off, every woman in there and a

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couple of guys, uh started screaming
as well. And I was like,

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like, okay, And a buddy
of mine who's very fit, who's sitting

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there in his in his tight T
shirt goes, I look like that too,

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He yelled that out. No,
no, you don't. And even

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if you do, Usher's got a
few legs up on you, and I

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didn't unless you can do it on
roller skates to sit down and shut up.

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Thank you exactly, thank you.
So I have I have two very

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distinct thoughts on the roller skates.
First of all, I find it entirely

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unfair for any human to be that
good looking, can sing and can dance

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better than pretty much everybody on the
planet. And on top of that,

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you have to be so arrogant as
to be good at rollers skating. Come

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on, that's not that's not fair. And to make things worse, I'm

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still trying to figure out how the
hell it was he switched out of the

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roller skates back into sneakers in a
matter of seconds. I'm still wearing skates

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from the seventh grade. They've never
come off. I think they were just

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attachments. I think they that's the
That was the thing for a while back

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in the nineties, where they would
just attach the to the shoes that you

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wore. You can just have.
Well, that's not a new thing.

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That was how they like, that's
how they I don't know if they started

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that way, but they were the
like the skates that just they just went

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to the bottom of your shoe and
you strapped them around your shoe. Yeah,

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they're like cramp for mountain climbing.
Basically, gotcha. But tone Bell

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is one of those guys that skates
just that well and can act and dance

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and is very good looking. So
they're there if you ever want to talk

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to him about it. He he
has videos out of him roller skating.

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It's really good. Is he wearing
anything besides the skates? Yes, I

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mean he's not. He's not shirtless, but that was. But here's here's

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the comic in me. I kept
going, fall, please fall, Please

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fall, and then he slides through
I can't remember whose legs he slipped through,

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and then he goes to stand up
and he slips and that that made

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my halftime shot. Speaking of people
slipping, did you see the the girl

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on the stripper pole fall? No, there was next to when Ludacris comes

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out and the place goes crazy.
So would Ludacris and Little John come out?

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That was my favorite. Once Usher
started playing the hit that everybody knows

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and was waiting for then. I
was in for it. That part I

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absolutely loved and hearing that part.
There were two really weird mishaps. One

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was and you can find this online. I'll try and find it for you

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and I'll see if I can show
it. When you're looking at Ludicrous over

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off of his right shoulder, there's
a girl on a stripper pole and she's

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almost all the way up and you
see her, you know, you see

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her button, your legs are wrapped
around it, and then out of nowhere,

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just down she goes. And that
was not planned. Hmmm. It's

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not one of those stripper moves where
they go like all the way down on

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the pole and then stop. I
don't. I don't think there's a stripper

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move called thud gravity. I don't. I don't think there's a I don't

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think, you know, like I
don't remember the scene in Flash Dance where

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she learned to splat. The other
one was during the Little John part and

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is everyone's bouncing up and down.
He's like, get down for what people

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are jumping up and down with their
hands up and out of nowhere, there's

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a guy in the back of the
crowd that gets shot up into the air.

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I don't know how, and then
he just comes right back down.

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And of course the thing that everyone
who saw this is thinking is is that

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guy Okay? Yes, so there
was a there were two or two or

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three people, so you saw that
guy go up, and then they had

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I guess they just can plan it
right, So they had to pull the

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camera back because there were two guys
that go over into the It looks like

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they're going into the crowd, but
they then just pop up. So it

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was planned. Oh I know what
was planned, because here you have an

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array of performers and unless I'm wrong, they were they were all performers of

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color. Uh. And the one
guy that I see get tossed in the

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crowd is a white dude. He's
the only guy that would go, hey,

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so here's the who wants to do
the where we shoot you straight into

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the air. And every person of
color just turned to the white guy.

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It was like he'll do it.
He's probably eating his sandwich going on there,

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I'll do it, yeah, or
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into the air. I'm gonna we
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skates, We're good. It's like
whatever the super Bowl was when it was

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Katy Perry and you had left shark
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his left shark didn't know the moves
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layers. You had skates, you
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white dude being tossed up in the
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you had left pole or left stripper
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I don't understand what where's the dead
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the all the fun stuff happened once
he played the hit, like when they

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were all the thing happened, So
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was like, man, it's okay. It sort of felt like it felt

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like slow jam. They felt like
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for the first I don't know,
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that you don't know. Yes,
I'm sorry, but when you're that big

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of an act and you play the
Super Bowl, it's like it's like going

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to see any act you've known for
twenty thirty years. You want them when

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you go to see him in concert, you want to see him play your

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favorite songs, not the crap off
the new album, but there was nothing

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often to it. They were all
the hits. Like everybody in that tower,

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I'm not even making this up.
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and that that and you know what, that may be very much kind of

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a generation because there the five years
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Raj and I are basically five years
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may be the the that prime,
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because I'm with Raj. Every everything
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huge hit. Yeah. Yeah,
they were all smashed like chart topping songs.

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surprise, you know, appearances by
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that. Well, so that one
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me because they were on that They
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kind of the those are the cameos
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hoping for, but I was expecting. Yeah. And then Alicia Keys,

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which at the end I was like, and she's married to Swiss Beats and

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I was like, and then I
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maybe she's not anymore. I don't
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bringing that up, because I was
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pregnant over that piano. I'm pretty
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I don't know what that piano didn't
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did like it just needed to start
vibrating and spinning. They just put a

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quarter in it. That's a halftime
show. Seriously, if you want the

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Parents Television Council to be really pissed
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a nipple back in you know,
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Why do you see a baby get
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I'm sure all the calls went in
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but Justin Bieber apparently was supposed to
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the one that was being tossed in
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minute. He showed up in Vegas
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they were going to their bus was
blessing. I was uh. They phrased

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it something like, uh, removing
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being tossed around in the crowd,
or maybe it was his pastor. The

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pastor is a new surflas Ola guy. Yeah, you had no idea how

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they how they got new uh new
performers, did you by? Roger said,

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though, you know, it makes
you realize celebrities can't have that.

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if I saw this person, you
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You're a celebrity. You can't do
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Club dot com. So back to
the halftime show and then oh oh,

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coming up in today's show. By
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I have finally finished a new Dan
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it, it will finish you all
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That'll probably be coming up here in
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I was curious, is it just
because you guys recognized all the songs that

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Usher did at halftime, and that
makes me a square for not really recognizing

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the other stuff. And where does
this one rank as far as all time

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halftime performances. I don't think anybody's
said square since fifty seven. But that's

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not true square pegs. In the
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Okay, gotcha, thanks trag.
No, it's just you didn't recognize the

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songs. That's why it was,
you know, you know, the club

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hit, because that's probably well.
But even though, but I look at

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it this way, even if I
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have if they were hits, then
they would have been catchy enough to me

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to be like, this is a
cool song. I haven't heard this,

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but I like it. And I
was kind of like, yeah, I

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mean it's it's yeah, you didn't
recognize them. They were all all hits

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the but yeah, it was the
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so I mean, that's uh,
and everybody knew that the words and the

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dance moves and all that stuff.
For me, i'd put it in the

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top five. Really yeah, So
give me quickly your top five. Prince

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Purple Rain in the Rain, then
Michael Jackson, and then I don't know,

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I'm trying to think of the other
Steely Dan. Yes, of course,

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who didn't who didn't love them?
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that year, that at the super
Bowl. That was in the wake of

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the Janet Jackson stuff, so they
were trying to be as safe as possible.

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It's like, okay, you've over
corrected with Steely Dan. Yeah,

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I mean the Jenet Jackson justin Timberlake
one was great. And then I don't

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know, Aerosmith and seeing Britney Spears
kind of just the star power. Yeah,

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and then I like that one's I'm
a huge Arrow Smith fan. But

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yeah, and then and so now
Usher Tray, what about you? Prince

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will always be the the number one. I don't think anyone will ever touch

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that. I would definitely put Usher, I would say probably top three off

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the top of my head. Beyonce
justin Timberlake's halftime I thought was excellent,

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and you know, the Janet Jackson
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that was actually a good show.
And you know, just to throw out

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of my whiteness, Coldplay was actually
but I was feeling like you needed to

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throw it out. Yeah, you
know, you know, if they could

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have combined Coldplay with Steely Dan,
that'd be the whitest halftime show. Well,

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I will tell you listen, I
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I I Michael Jackson was always one
of my best shows I ever saw,

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and it's on the Victory Tour.
But Coldplay puts on one of the top

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but I've seen clips and and those
clips are extremely impressive. It is,

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and going to the concert it like
their videos. I mean, it's

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it's very interactive and you know,
and they're at a point they just play

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there. Literally they play hit and
start to finish. They don't play they

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didn't even have new music, they
just play the hits. Yeah all I

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want, yes, but no,
I think that the Prince uh, I

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mean, I don't even know how
you like that's one of those miracle moments.

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It starts raining and then he's like, oh, okay, I think

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we played here. That's like they
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of the parts of it was how
you know the producer is talking about how

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wake up? And you know,
it's pouring down rain and then they they

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call Prince and yeah, they're like, you know it's raining. He's like,

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yeah, he ges, can you
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Well, I guess we're gonna be
okay, because you remember that stage

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was like a crylic glass and all
of them, I mean, Prince always

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wore heels or platform shoes, but
those dancers were in like seven inch heels,

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but it was not and no problems. Yeah, Prince worth six in

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shields all the time. You know
why. You know why they didn't have

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any issue slipping on that stage tray
because cream is not as slippery as water.

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Fair enough. Well, yeah,
that was that. I don't you

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can't ever have another moment like that. That was I have. I have

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a difficult time with my memory in
general, but I have, and because

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of that, I have a difficult
time remembering all the Super Bowl halftime shows.

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I'd have to go back through and
like watch clips of them to truly

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myself. But the Prince one is
one I don't need. That to me

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is iconic. But when you get
a little man like that in the rain,

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it's like it's moments like that where
I don't know what's necessarily true in

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the world when it comes to religion, in God and all these types of

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things. But that's one of those
moments where you you could use as a

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really good example of be like Prince
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rain seems pretty divine. M Yeah, it was a I'm convinced of this,

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Michael, Yeah, Michael Jackson and
Prince of that ilk where they can

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go. I would like it.
I would like for it to rain now

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and then and then weather happens like
like they listen, the universe listens to

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Prince when he says that I'm about
to play purple rain and it needs to

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rain now. Oh you know what
it was. It wasn't as acessarily that

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it started raining. It was because
Prince said I'm going to play purple rain

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now, and mother nature came,
I love you. But this feels like

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a natural time to introduce you to
the brand new Dando in the Treehouse.

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Raj, You've been in and out
of the Treehouse for many years. Trey

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was a part of it for many
years like I was. And because I

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have such a poor memory, I
don't necessarily remember exactly how these started in

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the first place. I tried to
find I tried to find the drop that

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we got from. I'm brain farting
now because my memory is so terrible.

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The Jackals lead singer Trey Oh God, yeah exactly. We had him on

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the show a number of times over
the years, had him at trash parties,

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and he came in the studio one
time and Russ got into sort of

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sing or slash scream pretty little Dan, because Russ like to give me a

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hard time, say no, you're
pretty and whatever, like no I'm not,

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and stop hitting on me, you
weird old man, and it sort

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of took on a life of its
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Jesse James Deprie, thank you.
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only serial killer names were coming to mind,

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00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.440
and I knew it wasn't John wyn
Gacy we had in the studio because

405
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:41.279
I'd remember that, especially if he
was saying my name loudly. Yeah,

406
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:48.279
that'd be a whole new line of
Dan Do those are Dan Do's I do

407
00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:55.839
not want to produce? Yeah,
those are snuff Dan dos. Uh.

408
00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:57.480
So it started with that and the
next thing, you know, we write

409
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:02.200
up these things for adult toys from
Pretty Little Dan Incorporated called the Dan Dough

410
00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:06.920
instead of a dildo, and these
things you know that have a weird way

411
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:10.599
of being born on the show,
and they just kind of stick and then

412
00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:15.400
after a while you kind of forget
how they started, but you keep it

413
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:22.880
going because it's fun and ultimately stupid. So if I can make this work,

414
00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:30.160
this, by the way, will
be I'm hoping not the only time

415
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.960
we ever get a chance to play
this. But I do have what I

416
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:40.359
think is a semi binding legal disclaimer
embedded in here so as to not get

417
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:46.000
us sued by the Death Cowboys.
Nice, but just in case you're gonna

418
00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:49.920
hear it now and then after this. I don't know if we're gonna get

419
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:54.839
a cn D from Frisco or not, but if we do, you get

420
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:59.599
to enjoy it now, are you
guys ready? No, you're not.

421
00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:06.559
Dallas Cowboys fans, It's time to
ask yourselves a rock hard question. Why

422
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:10.920
stop it getting emotionally destroyed when you
can get physically wrecked by them boys?

423
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:15.920
After a John Holmes size break,
Pretty Little Dan Incorporated is back, and

424
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:20.200
just like the back of the bank
bus, we are not alone. We

425
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:27.440
have an exciting announcement, eld Inc. Is the very unofficial, totally unsanctioned,

426
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extremely unsanitary dildo company of the Dallas
Cowboys. That's right, We're expanding

427
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into the sports world, because why
should Taylor Swift and Oscar the Grouch have

428
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:42.920
all the fun when the Cowboys were
on the trash heap first? So slip

429
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:46.440
into your favorite Debbie does Dallas cosplay
fit, invite thirty one strangers over wearing

430
00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:52.359
their official NFL team gimp gear.
Embrace yourself for a worse pass dreaming than

431
00:33:52.359 --> 00:34:00.240
the Bills gave the Cowboys in Week
fifteen, introducing the Cowboys Endo with the

432
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all new Cowboys Dando. You're part
of the action here, Dak Prescott.

433
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:08.159
Say all the right things to get
you in the mood. Then feel the

434
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:13.760
rush of air on your face as
his balls fly aimlessly into the hands of

435
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:17.360
a stranger in a packer's jersey.
You see Michael Gallup do what he does

436
00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:23.880
best, standing there and watching.
Don't just see Tony Pollard run full speed

437
00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:30.840
into the wrong hole. Eel it. See Micah Parsons held by three linemen,

438
00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:35.719
which is actually a good thing,
because the Ai Michaeh Parsons ingry Lion

439
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:40.519
mode is still experimental and will eat
more than ass touch the tip of Layton

440
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:46.119
vander esh is broken that he got
while muff hunting in Siberia. Like Mike

441
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:51.320
McCarthy eating his post game dairy queen. With the Cowboy Dando, you too

442
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:55.239
can taste defeat, so don't eat
blue waffles when you can suck on the

443
00:34:55.400 --> 00:35:01.000
Blue Star. With the Cowboys Dando, you'll experience a whole year of action

444
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:06.960
in one toy, with not one, not two, but three special settings

445
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:16.400
preseason hype, regular season teasing,
and postseason devastation. But wait, there's

446
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:21.320
more. If you order now,
we'll add the law breaking off season mode

447
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for free while handcuffs last. The
Cowboys Dando from PLD Inc. Is full

448
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:32.239
of proprietary technology, not our proprietary
technology. We stole it from the Titan

449
00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:37.559
submersible, so just like the Cowboys
in the playoffs, it can implode at

450
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:42.840
any time, sucking you into an
oblivion worse than Caddyshack. Too. We

451
00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:46.920
just don't heave your bushwit material At
PLD Inc. We're going all in with

452
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:52.920
the Cowboys Dando. Well, you
know what you're thinking, how many years

453
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:57.880
and how much money can this meltdown
of a device cost me. The Cowboys

454
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:01.119
Dando can be yours for the ridiculous
price of a franchise quarterback who can't do

455
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:07.840
any better than Tony Romo. And
just so we can make one more Cowboys

456
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:13.880
in the playoffs. Joke that Cowboys
Dando won't last long, so call now

457
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:15.599
the Cowboy Dando is in no way, no, how, not all affiliated

458
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:19.239
with the Dallas Cowboys. It's trademarks
now, it's actual official sponsors or broadcast

459
00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:21.039
partners. It would be more of
seen than the Cowboys Dando. I think.

460
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.559
Otherwise, please check with the official
dllas Cowboys team doctor before starting any

461
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:27.280
sexual regiment and all the objects real
or imagine the Cowboys Dando. Unlike the

462
00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:30.840
Cowboys, this is a piece of
chrome plated hardware you can actually hoist at

463
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:44.360
the end of the night. Another
fine product from PLD Inc. Very nice.

464
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:52.599
That was brilliant. I'd like to
say, we'll call the official time

465
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:59.239
twelve to fifty Central Standard time,
and we'll start the countdown clock to our

466
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:09.840
season. Decist from the Dallas Cowboys. I also think I also think my

467
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:15.440
chances of ever hosting the pre game, halftime or postgame on the Dallas Cowboys

468
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:22.320
Radio Network has now gone away.
Jeff k is breathing a little easier,

469
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:38.800
not if he buys a dandough.
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but are offered and sold through individually
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four, three six eight thirty eight
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486
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you will need for any and all
of those plumbing wants and needs from Brooks

487
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Plumbing the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. So let's get Jacqueline in here.

488
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:12.440
Jacqueline, have you ever been accused
of being a tattletale? No, not

489
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really, because I'd say, deep
down inside, I really respect what I

490
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:19.239
call the gangster codes. You just
you know, I didn't see anything.

491
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:24.199
I'm blind, but I will tell
you when it comes to construction, plumbing

492
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:30.239
and the business industry, I believe
that a well informed homeowner is dangerous in

493
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:32.800
a good way. And so in
March, early March, we're going to

494
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:37.280
be recording a series of videos and
we're going to release probably a video a

495
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:43.119
month, and it's going to teach
homeowners how to decipher basically up selling and

496
00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:49.760
things that maybe aren't necessary, that
are just made to make the contractor more

497
00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:53.280
money from being able to decipher that
from what they actually need. So,

498
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:57.559
as an example, I harp on
this all the time. You should not

499
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:01.800
have to pay a monthly fee to
a contractor to have the family pricing.

500
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:08.159
Member pricing that twenty dollars a month
does should not entitle you to a thousands

501
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:14.159
of dollars discount. That thousands of
dollars discount should be the contractor's actual price.

502
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So we're, you know, doing
away with the misnomer that to get

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the best price, you've got to
have the membership. The membership is horse

504
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hockey. We're going to be kind
of spilling the tea, as I like

505
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to call it on everybody else in
town. Well, I'm here for it

506
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:30.159
because she wants to help your plumbing
once and needs not what's good for the

507
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bottom line of the company. So
give them a call. Two one,

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four, three, six eight thirty
eight thirty eight and Brooks Plumbing, Texas

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dot com. Visit is online that
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to the tree House visites online That
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of the Treehouse is brought to you. Buy plumbing for any and all of

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your plumbing wants and needs give Brooks
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eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's
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514
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thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas
dot com. Been about four minutes and

515
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:28.639
I've yet to receive the seasoned assist
from the Cowboys, So good on us.

516
00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:31.800
Be curious if Vegas would take bets
on an over under on that one.

517
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:39.400
Mm hm, anyway, there was
h what today's a twelve? I

518
00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:45.880
means you got those thirteen. So
Wednesday is Valentine's Day. Wednesday's Valentine's Day.

519
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:51.320
Valentine's Day is coming up, Raj. You're in a relationship, are

520
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.760
you? Do you have anything big
plan for Valentine's Day. We're doing it

521
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:58.800
on the thirteenth because I will be
in Austin on Valentine's Day and then I'll

522
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.519
be in San Antonio from the fifteenth
to the eighteenth stand up shows. So

523
00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:06.559
you got to work. So you're
getting Valentine's Day in early yeah. So

524
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:10.239
we're just gonna go for dinner.
And I already bought the gifts ahead of

525
00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:19.599
time, So oh gifts? Yes, is it uncommon for you to work

526
00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:23.440
on Valentine's Day. Uh No,
it's it's it's pretty common. Valentin's Day

527
00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:28.639
and New Year's Eve all that stuff
and your most expensive date nights of the

528
00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:32.760
year, you magically are working.
Yeah, I magine, Yeah, it's

529
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:37.119
you know, I could say no
to the gig, but I mean if

530
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.440
you said no to the gig,
then you wouldn't have money to get her

531
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:45.280
gifts plural exactly. So already the
I already bought roses. They're they're already

532
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:51.880
here, and so they're beautiful orange
roses. She got that. She got

533
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.000
a couple of other really nice gifts. And then we're going to do dinner

534
00:42:55.039 --> 00:43:00.079
and then I will head out of
town to go make money from other people

535
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:05.440
enjoying their date night. So,
uh, tray for Valentine's Day. What

536
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:10.559
are you and Daisy your chuawah doing? So, I'll uh probably cook a

537
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:16.039
steak and I might give her a
bite. Yeah, one bite of steak

538
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:20.360
to Daisy is like her trying to
eat that old ninety six er in the

539
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:25.679
great outdoors with John Candy. Well, that's a sweet date night. Yeah,

540
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:30.840
And what do you have plant,
Dan? Do you have a oh?

541
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:34.360
Nothing? Uh? I for many
years I thought it was a trap

542
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:39.840
when Tara told me she didn't like
to do Valentine's Day stuff, and even

543
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:44.440
even back when she first mentioned it
on our on our first Valentine's Day,

544
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:49.480
I told myself, I'm not I'm
I told myself, I'm going to believe

545
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.480
her. I believe that she is
a woman of her word and that it's

546
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:57.840
not some sort of uh, manipulative
trap like others on the show at the

547
00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:01.079
time tried to tell me that it
was, because then if it had been,

548
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.480
then I would have been like,
well, you said you didn't want

549
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.199
anything, and I took you at
your words, so your your word's no

550
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.320
good. But that wasn't the case. She actually really didn't like Valentine's Day.

551
00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:16.000
And so for what about fifteen years
now, I've not had to worry

552
00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:21.519
about Valentine's Day once, and it's
beautiful. And because of that, it's

553
00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:30.360
really like every day is Valentine's Day. When you don't plan for one stop

554
00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:36.360
up, she's keeping track. You
can say it all you want, fifteen

555
00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:38.639
years she's she's waiting to say something, Yeah, that's it. And then

556
00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:44.079
on her you know, on her
episode of the Trade on Investigation Discovery.

557
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:46.880
When they're in reviewing her in jail, she'll be like, this is fIF

558
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:52.519
seventeen years straight. He got me
nothing, so I killed it. What's

559
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:57.719
gonna happen? So when they interview
her on this show, was she in

560
00:44:57.760 --> 00:45:01.199
prison or because I never got her
anything, the jury saw fit to let

561
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:06.880
her go. Oh that's a good
question. So like, is she is

562
00:45:06.920 --> 00:45:10.239
she? Is she in one of
those prison interview things glass on the phone

563
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:13.960
or is she on a sofa somewhere
nice? No, No, she's in

564
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:17.000
the in person because it's a minimum
like a medium security prison. Okay,

565
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:21.679
so she's like in person, but
she's still wearing the jumpsuit, but she's

566
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:27.039
like the letter use utensils and things. Yeah, and then what's his name

567
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:35.800
from from Dateline, we'll interview her, Keith Morrison. Well, she'll tell

568
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.920
you, she'll explain why she said. She said it once, I don't

569
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:43.360
like Valentine's Day and she just tested
you and every year you got her nothing,

570
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:46.480
and she put it in her murder
book that she keeps every year on

571
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:51.840
the day another tally m m.
And then she's like seventeen now and he

572
00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:57.480
still hasn't bought me anything. So
murder time. I disagree with you,

573
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:00.440
Raj. I don't think she's in
prison. I think she's than that.

574
00:46:01.400 --> 00:46:05.320
I think she knows. She's just
gonna take Dan out. They're gonna go

575
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:08.239
for a hike. Oh yeah,
oh yeah. And you know she's gonna

576
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:12.559
he had memory problem. He just
he got lost. He couldn't find his

577
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:15.360
way home. It happens on the
islands all the time. That makes so

578
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:20.639
much more sense the hikings. Or
she's gonna rent like a luxury boat,

579
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.559
Yeah, a sailing trip for the
day. Yeah, that's what I think

580
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:30.039
it'll be. That actually happened here
a couple of years ago. Yeah,

581
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:34.599
that's why I don't hike or go
on boats. That's not ever gonna happen

582
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:37.960
to me. So that's why you
make sure your Valentine's Day stuff stays on

583
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:47.159
flat land. Well, I stay
on flat land. That's probably the smart

584
00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:52.119
way to go about it, Rajah, Just you know, for safety's sake.

585
00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:55.400
So of the gifts that you got
your girlfriend, is one of them

586
00:46:55.519 --> 00:47:00.159
a hook to hang your laptop cord
so you never lose it again, or

587
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:06.920
so she never misplaces it. We
have a bin now, so everything goes

588
00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:10.440
in the bin. The ring light, the mic, the headphones, the

589
00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:16.039
laptop, court, everything goes in
that bit and it's it's labeled treehouse.

590
00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:22.519
I love it, so it won't
happen again. I was going to text

591
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.440
you like three minutes before the show
and go, can't find my court just

592
00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:37.519
so you so you would do that
all? First of all, not funny.

593
00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:45.960
Second of all, who soon?
So part of the reason I ask

594
00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:50.920
you guys about to Valentine's Day is
because, uh, did you hear I'm

595
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:53.480
not sure if you were listening near
in our commercial break the spot I did

596
00:47:53.480 --> 00:48:01.239
with Kerry Cook from Cook DFW Roofing
and Restoration about who with the zoo happening

597
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:08.320
at the Fort Worth Zoo? No
no, no, no, that that's

598
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:12.840
in how that's that's that's that's over. That's Halloween time. No no,

599
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:19.559
no, like who does it?
Like Billy the kids sidekick, I would

600
00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:21.800
go to that. I will go
to that. Let's till here right now.

601
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:25.360
If whoever, whoever the new promotions
and marketing director is at IHEARTDFW doesn't

602
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:30.239
steal that. They need to they
need to be gone, and if if

603
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.159
need be, I will text Billy
after the show and say we got a

604
00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:37.039
we got a bit for you.
In fact, I should probably do that

605
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:40.119
and then tell him he can ven
mo me money. No, So you

606
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:45.239
know it's happened for years now.
Around Valentine's Day, you'll have zoos around

607
00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:51.719
the country. They'll let you uh
purchase or name for for a donation.

608
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:58.039
You can name a cockroach or a
gross critter in sort of a in remembrance

609
00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:02.360
of an x or someone that you
wrong in love and life. Well,

610
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:07.599
the fort Worth Zoo has decided to
uh up the ante a little bit for

611
00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:12.079
Valentine's Day. The zoo says,
the fort Worth Zoo. The fort Worth

612
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:15.039
Zoo says, for ten dollars,
they will symbolically dedicate a pound of zoo

613
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:20.719
pooh in the name of whomever you
would like. It's part of the Zoo's

614
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:25.400
do some Good program. In addition
to the dedication, you also get a

615
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:30.599
special certificate to send to your not
so special person to let them know exactly

616
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:34.960
what you think of them. The
donation goes to a good cause. It

617
00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:38.400
goes to care and feeding of the
Fort Worth Zoo seven thousand animals, which

618
00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:43.360
is brilliant because then that means they're
well fed for next year when it's time

619
00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:46.360
to poo at the zoo again and
bring in and shovel in more money?

620
00:49:51.639 --> 00:50:05.159
Can they just call it the show's
that's one of the alternative names for Yeah,

621
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:07.159
that's uh, that's clever. Okay, good for them. I don't.

622
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:13.559
I'm friends with every ex I've ever
had, so I would I wouldn't.

623
00:50:13.639 --> 00:50:27.920
I wouldn't need I wouldn't need it. Why, uh, thank you

624
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:32.760
Tray for asking the most important questions. Yeah, yeah, I'm friends with

625
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:37.920
I just we're cool. It just
didn't work out, you know what,

626
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:45.639
Trey. Somewhere right now, there
are couches being lined up waiting for the

627
00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:52.360
butts of Roger's ex girlfriends to discuss
all things raj and relationships and then and

628
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:57.679
truly what sort of friendships they have? I spoke to I spoke to one

629
00:50:57.719 --> 00:50:59.800
of my exes the other day just
to see how she's just got a new

630
00:50:59.840 --> 00:51:02.519
job. So I just was calling
to see how the new job was working.

631
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:05.960
Okay, wait, time out.
Okay. Besides the fact that,

632
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:08.800
like your ex wife is your manager
my agent agent? I'm sorry, y,

633
00:51:09.159 --> 00:51:14.960
Yeah, manager is different than agent, Trey. Yeah, I have

634
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:17.719
a yeah, I have a different
manager, but yes, she's my agent.

635
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.920
And then, uh, another one
of my axes before her. Well,

636
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:25.679
hang on a second. So your
ex wife is your agent, right,

637
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:30.320
yes, and agents get a commission
off of what you book, right

638
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:35.119
correct? And is she also getting
alimony? So she's double dipping you?

639
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:37.239
No, she's not. We do. We have a very amicable divorce.

640
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:42.079
It's amicable because she gets a commission
from what she looks for. You.

641
00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:50.519
Yeah, but she but she so
my current girl. She gets ten percent

642
00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:53.119
every time I So I lose twenty
percent of my money every time because I

643
00:51:53.159 --> 00:52:02.119
give ten percent to my current What. Yeah, when you're only you're only

644
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:08.440
supposed to tie to your church,
you can't just keep throwing ten percent around.

645
00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:15.320
Eventually you're going to run out.
Yeah, No, of my agent

646
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:19.840
and then I and that's it.
But my ex the other ex before my

647
00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:22.239
ex wife is out in Phoenix and
she just got a new job. So

648
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:27.320
I was checking on her and seeing
how her new job is going. The

649
00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:31.039
x before that, she's paralegal in
Beverly Hill. So say, I talked

650
00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:34.559
to her on Facebook every now and
again to see how she's doing. She's

651
00:52:34.559 --> 00:52:37.760
got a lovely new boyfriend and they
seem to be very very happy. So

652
00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:40.400
I don't know if you can see
the look on Trey's face. Look,

653
00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:51.480
he looks like he looks like he's
inhaling someone else's well or maybe he's smelling

654
00:52:52.719 --> 00:53:02.519
what you're shoveling. This is my
poo at the zoo. Yeah, but

655
00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:07.519
uh so, I just keep in
touch. It's all just too too too

656
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:12.559
much to believe it's true. I
wouldn't, I wouldn't lie to you,

657
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:22.760
like, are you friends with any
of your exes? Define friend? Well,

658
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:37.360
they haven't killed you yet, vice
versa. This feels like a natural

659
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:42.800
spot. Oh wait, do you
want to hear the Dan deel one more

660
00:53:42.840 --> 00:53:45.119
time? We still haven't guess you
can desist from the Cowboys? Yeah?

661
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:53.159
Absolutely, all right, one more
time in the treehouse. The brand new,

662
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completely unofficial, totally unaffiliated with the
Cowboys in every way but the Cowboys.

663
00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:07.199
Dand out, Dallas Cowboys fans,
it's time to ask yourselves a rock

664
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:13.000
hard question. Why stop it getting
emotionally destroyed when you can get physically wrecked

665
00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:17.159
by them boys? After a John
Holmes size break, pretty Little Dan Incorporated

666
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is back and just like the back
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667
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alone. We have an exciting announcement. ELD inc Is the very unofficial,

668
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totally unsanctioned, extremely unsanitary dildo company
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669
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:38.679
we're expanding into the sports world,
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670
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671
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Right, So slip into your favorite
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672
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673
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the Cowboys in Week fifteen. The Cowboys

674
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675
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things to get you in the mood.

676
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Then feel the rush of air on
your face as his balls fly aimlessly

677
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into the hands of a stranger in
a packer's jersey. You see Michael Gallup

678
00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:24.480
do what he does best, standing
there and watching in hand. Don't just

679
00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:30.639
see Tony Collard run full speed into
the wrong hole. Eel it. See

680
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:35.960
Micah Parsons held by three linemen,
which is actually a good thing, because

681
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the Ai Michaeh Parsons hingry lion mode
is still experimental and will eat more than

682
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ass touch the tip of Layton vander
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683
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hunting in Siberia. Like Mike McCarthy
eating his post game dairy queen. With

684
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:55.760
the Cowboy dan Do, you too
can taste defeat, so don't eat blue

685
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waffles when you can suck on the
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686
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687
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not two, but three special settings
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688
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postseason devastation. But wait, there's
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689
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690
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691
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We stole it from the Titan submersible, so just like the Cowboys in the

692
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playoffs, it can implode at any
time, sucking you into an oblivion worse

693
00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:47.480
than Caddyshack too. We just don't
heave your pushwit material At PLD Inc.

694
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:53.039
We're going all in with the Cowboys
Dando. We know what you're thinking,

695
00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:57.760
How many years and how much money
can this meltdown of a device cost?

696
00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:07.280
Me price of a franchise quarterback who
can't do any better than Tony Romo,

697
00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:10.400
and just so we can make one
more Cowboys in the playoffs. Joke that

698
00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:16.679
Cowboys Dando won't last long, so
call now the Cowboys Dando is in no

699
00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:19.519
way, no, how, not
ab all affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys.

700
00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:22.000
It's trademarks. No, it's actual
official sponsors or broadcast partners. It would

701
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be more scene than the Cowboy Dando
I think otherwise, please check with the

702
00:57:23.119 --> 00:57:27.039
official dllas Cowboys team talking before spraining
any sexual regiment in all the objects real

703
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or imagine the Cowboys Dando. Unlike
the Cowboys, this is a piece of

704
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chrome plated hardware you can actually hoist
at the end of the night. Another

705
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fine product from p L d Inc. It's the best. That's the best.

706
00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:57.840
That's what's fun. What am miss
seeing your guys faces live? Actually

707
00:57:57.880 --> 00:58:00.280
no, I'm not gonna see it
again on Wednesday and we're gonna do some

708
00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:07.159
stuff. Then we're gonna oh raj
Are on Friday's episode of the Treehouse.

709
00:58:07.400 --> 00:58:12.800
Brad Williams right, that's right,
that is right, that is correct.

710
00:58:12.840 --> 00:58:15.920
He's gonna be performing at the Majestic
on Saturday. I was supposed to be

711
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:20.159
with him, but I will unfortunately
not I'll be in San Antonio. But

712
00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:22.719
the reason I was supposed to be
on the show with him at the Majestic,

713
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:27.079
but I we're going to plan shoulder
surgery from the car accident, but

714
00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:30.880
they postponed it. But I already
canceled. But he's more than happy when

715
00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:34.760
I when I messaged him, he
said absolutely would love to do the show.

716
00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:37.400
And so he's ready on that is
that is awesome. I'm looking for

717
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:42.800
what he's doing for Valentine's Day.
And then I did speak to I know

718
00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:45.000
we were supposed to have tone on
last week, and I did speak to

719
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:49.760
him. Oh you did, I
did, and I asked him more speaking

720
00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:52.559
of you did mention earlier that he's
good at skating. Turns out he's really

721
00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:57.719
good at skating. Me. Well, he had a very very good reason,

722
00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.960
and I was like, oh,
completely understand. Uh yeah, his

723
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:06.000
neighbor got him drunk. Yeah,
he had three bottles of wine, so

724
00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:09.400
uh yeah, so I guess.
I guess he and his neighbor Jerry did

725
00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:22.880
their Valentine's celebration early old guys smart
a couple of bottles of wine. At

726
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:27.119
home. Next thing, you know, tones rolling around in the living room

727
00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:38.239
wearing skates. He got his own
personal halftime show. Well, thank you

728
00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:44.519
for hanging out inside the Treehouse with
us today for our very first Treehouse Live

729
00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:52.400
episode. Uh the episode in its
normal form. Well uh still as long

730
00:59:52.440 --> 00:59:55.639
as everything goes according to plan.
Released later on today, just in time

731
00:59:55.639 --> 00:59:59.519
for your drive home. Of course, if you're listening on your drive home

732
00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:01.400
you already know, but gither away. Thanks for tuning in. As always,

733
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:15.360
we'll see you next time right here
inside the Treehouse, and Happy Valentine's Day.