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Sept. 29, 2026

Trey Works the State Fair of Texas & a Purple Nurple Saves a Man’s Life

Trey Works the State Fair of Texas & a Purple Nurple Saves a Man’s Life
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Trey made another questionable life decision: he agreed to help a friend work a food stand at the State Fair of Texas. So naturally, we start today's Treehouse Show with Tales from the State Fair — what it's really like behind the counter, the people you encounter, and why Trey voluntarily signed up for any of this.

Then Reddit gives us one of the strangest lifesaving stories we've ever heard. A 62-year-old man says a buddy giving him a purple nurple — yes, a titty twister — during a trip to Las Vegas may have actually saved his life.

We also celebrate celebrity birthdays, debate the New York Times' list of the Top 100 TV Shows of the 21st Century, and hear from a female actress on Reddit with an extremely awkward problem: How do you tell your male co-star that he's getting a little too...excited during their scenes?

And finally, authorities are asking, "What killed The Bear Lady?"
We have a theory.

It's another wonderfully ridiculous episode of The Treehouse Show.


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It is time.

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To leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside

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the tree house.

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I'm Dan O'Malley along with trade trend home.

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And you know, this is usually the part of the

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show where I would tease things that are coming up

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in the show, but I am so distracted by you

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trade doing the unthinkable that I'm just skipping all four

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Maddox and jumping straight into this. What the hell's wrong

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with you?

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I mean, that's all right. Do you, You're going to

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have to be a little more specific.

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Oh, yeah. Fair point.

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I realize you have been sober now for over 10 years,

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but do you really think it's a good idea to

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test that sobriety by operating at a food tent at

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the State Fair of Texas?

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Yes.

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I mean, this feels like a conversation with your sponsor.

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I feel like before you agree to work a food

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tent at the State Fair of Texas, your sponsor at

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AA should have to sign off on that, right?

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Because that just seems like people are going to want

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to drink after that.

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Ironically, I ended up in this through a connection in AA.

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What is this?

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Is there some weird thing of Alcoholics Anonymous where you've

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made it so far that they then just test you

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on purpose?

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Let's see if we can push them off the wagon.

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I got approached by the people that... Mutual friends. They

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have a chicken place. It started in Georgia. Then they

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had one here. They recently closed it down because the

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landlord doubled the rent. But it's called Palmer's Hot Chicken.

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Excellent place. And they operate a food booth at the fair. And...

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approached myself and my friend amy uh who you know

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very well who's worked with and for me for decades

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and uh at first when they first approached i was

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like yeah you know it'd be fun just saturday and

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sunday why not.

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Someone approaches you about working a food booth at the

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state fair of texas on opening weekend and your responses.

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Throughout the fair throughout the fair Not just opening weekend.

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And your response is, why not?

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Again, at the time, it sounded, I don't know why

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it sounded like fun. You know, I was like, good

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people watch. And I, opening weekend of the, you know,

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the fair is one of those things, it gains momentum.

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So it's, it starts off kind of slow and then,

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but also it was so miserably hot. Especially on Sunday.

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But it was good people watching, entertaining.

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You're listing off reasons why I go to the fair,

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not why I would ever choose to work a food booth.

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It was one of those, I've never done that. I've

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known people who did it. It was stupid. Thank you.

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Thank you for admitting that.

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If you could admit you're an alcoholic, you can surely

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admit you were stupid to agree to work a food

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booth at the state fair.

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I found myself regretting my decision yesterday on Sunday that

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I was like, what exactly? You know, it really was

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one of those. What was I thinking at the time

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that I thought this was a good idea?

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Yeah.

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So was the food booth Palmer's hot chicken or was the.

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Food booth something else? Okay.

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Palmer's hot chicken.

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I'm just trying to gauge.

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How popular of a food booth you were working, right?

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Like if it's just a, you know, a cotton candy booth,

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you'll be busy-ish, but not crazy. It's not like you

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were working one of the finalists or the winner of

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the Big Tech's Choice Awards this year or previous years

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that I'm aware of.

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That was, so they actually, they were one of the

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winners like three years ago for their pancake chicken poppers.

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Okay, that makes sense.

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It does sound familiar with the Palmer's chicken pancake.

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You got it. Okay.

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And I will have to say I had the winner

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of the, I believe it was the winner of this

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year's competition. It was a, or it was one of

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the finalists, at least. It's like a brisket taco with

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a mac and cheese shell. Yes.

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I want to say that actually did win for best savory.

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I think you're right.

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Not so much.

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So I can easily see that freshly made for the judges,

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it's really good. But a cheese shell that has been

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sitting out or they are producing in mass, the brisket

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and everything, very savory, but not only the cheese, a

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little chewy, but also the cheese, it was overwhelmed every

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other taste, flavor. But, you know, I mean, it was solid,

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but it was. You can easily see there where there's

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a difference in what they make for the judges and

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what actually the product that gets turned out.

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Yeah, I I'm trying to resist the temptation to go

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down the the state fair food rabbit hole and like

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the time I judged and stuff. But I want to

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focus more on the fact of your decision to actually

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run a food booth at the state fair. So were

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you running it? Were you managing it? Were you just

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like taking tickets and you're just cashiering?

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What was the deal?

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I mean, uh, serving, uh, taking orders.

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Huh? Or were you just hanging on for dear life?

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No, I mean, it's not, uh, I've worked in, you know,

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kitchens and stuff. So it was, I mean, it's you, you,

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the chicken sandwiches are, they, they, It's like any place,

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like kind of fast food. They make some, you know,

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if someone says, Hey, I want a chicken sandwich. You

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ask them, you know, no spice, mild, hot. They pick,

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you grab one, put it in a basket.

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Boom.

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Some of the other things you need, there's some cooks

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there that they, like they, they do a dish. It's

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tater tots with chicken covered in a pimento cheese queso.

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Okay.

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So that, that has to be made per order.

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Okay.

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But yeah, then other than just pouring beers and, So.

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It wasn't that bad.

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It was not that bad. The worst... Really, the worst part,

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Saturday night... So the State Fair Classic game between Grambling

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and Prairie View A & M was Saturday night. Grambling One,

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Prairie View A & M. There were a lot of

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drunk people at the end of the game. And this

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one drunk black woman, she had a fit because she

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tried to order from the guy cooking who is Mexican

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and does not speak English.

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Okay.

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And she was highly offended. She's like, what? He doesn't

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speak English? No. I don't believe that.

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Lady, I hate to break it to you, but there's

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lots of things in this world that you may not believe,

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but that doesn't.

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Change the fact.

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Lady, let me ask you, let's, let's, I was like, ma'am,

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I go, you ask him something. He immediately, he didn't

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say anything. He looked at me. I stepped in. I

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don't know what else. What? I don't know what else

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you want as far as proof. And I understand why

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you're upset by.

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It, but.

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It is amazing to me how many people walk around

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on this planet thinking that they are the center of

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it all. That any tiny thing is somehow designed to

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attack them personally. Oh, he's just pretending to not know

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English to make trouble for me. It's amazing the ego

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that some people have thinking that those things are, it's

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like everything bad happens to them. It's only meant to

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ruin their day. No one else matters. You're doing this

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to me, blah, blah, blah. Lady, you are not that special.

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You're absolutely correct. It also, it is amazing to me

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the amount of just the sheer number of fat people.

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And also, if you have excess fat gut, and this really,

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I'll have to say this really hits women more, but

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it's a universal truth. No one wants to see your

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fat hanging over your waist. Just cover it up.

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How dare you fat shame?

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I have no problem fat shaming. I absolutely, if I

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have one, if I have one bias, the majority of

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fat people, and we've talked about this many times, are

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fat by their own choice and their poor choices. It's

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not genetics. It's not anything else. It's because you eat

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like crap. And boy, did I see that firsthand. And

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you don't take care of yourself. And you're actually saying

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people a little bitch about the cost of their medicines

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and their diabetes medicine. If you would watch what you eat,

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you probably wouldn't need it. You are one of the

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biggest problems of our healthcare system.

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This is true.

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The healthcare system has many problems, but people eating junk

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all the time is a big suck on it.

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Taxing it by your obesity and all the health problems

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related to your obesity are a big problem. If we

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could solve that problem, boy, our health system would work

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so much better.

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Yeah. Still imperfect, but better.

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Much better. Much, much better. Oh, God. All right.

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So I'm glad you survived. And I'm assuming you stayed

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on the wagon. Yeah. none of it pushed you to

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drink or anything. So good, good on you.

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No, if, if fat drunk, stupid people were going to

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push me to drink, I, my sobriety would have lasted

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less than three months.

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You are seasoned when it comes to that. Yeah. I mean,

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two days at the fair was not going to ruin you.

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Yeah. That's, that is not going to trump years of,

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of bar experience.

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Fair enough.

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Now, Look, had you mentioned to me beforehand, you said, hey, Dan,

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I'm thinking about doing a food booth at State Fair

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this weekend. I would have said, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.

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I don't know if that's a good idea. I would, however,

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stop short of giving you a purple nurple. Trust me,

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I'm going someplace with this.

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Same thing as a titty twister? Yes.

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Okay. Yeah. Purple nurple equals titty twister.

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Okay.

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You and I have known each other many, many years.

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I want you to know that 25 years into our friendship,

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I will never give you a titty twister slash purple nurple.

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Why? You don't find me attractive?

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Trey it's not you it's me it's just in friendship

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sometimes you share things and you do things for each

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other and you know you help each other out right

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uh well uh on a boy's night out one guy

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reached over and gave his buddy a titty twister and

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ended up saving his life i.

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Think I'm assuming they weren't in high school, because that's

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about the last time I can remember doing anything like that.

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I think the last time someone tried doing that to

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me was in high school, and they didn't make it

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past high school.

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But yes, they're much, much older.

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When Robert Fleegart, 62, was on a boys' night out

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in Las Vegas, his friend inadvertently saved his life. Robert

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says he'd probably say I started it, but my friend

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reached over to me and gave me a titty twister.

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That's where he pinched my nipple.

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And it really, really hurt. That's what Robert from Virginia said.

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He says he tried to ignore the pain, but over

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the next week, he was still rubbing his chest where

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it hurt. That's when he felt a lump. The lump

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in question turned out to be a turn. The lump

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in question turned out to be breast cancer, which had

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spread his lymph nodes. Around 420 men are diagnosed with

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breast cancer each year in the UK, which accounts for

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less than 1% of all diagnoses. Men have breast tissue

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around the nipple area and can develop breast cancer this way,

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and typically it's known as invasive ductal carcinoma NST. He

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said the lump was the size of an eraser and

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it was right next to my nipple. It's kind of weird,

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but I just blew it off when he says he

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kind of felt something at one point. Guys don't get

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breast cancer, so I thought nothing of it. But he

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said it was playing on my mind. And when I

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went to get it checked out, I go in and

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a nurse takes a look, immediately says it's something we

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need to aggressively research. And things moved really, really quickly.

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So yeah, boys night in Vegas, buddy reaches over and

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gives his 62-year-old bro a titty twister and it saved

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his life because he had breast cancer.

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This is why women get mammograms.

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They don't typically check each other the way we think

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or fantasize that they do. And I think it's best

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that we don't do that either. But in this case,

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it saved his buddy's life.

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Well, you're correct. But also, women are also taught to

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check themselves on a regular basis. Men are not.

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That's right.

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Male breast cancer is a thing. You should always cop

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a feel of yourself every now and then.

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That's right. but it's okay.

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It's okay to get to second base with yourself. In fact, it's,

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you know, medically.

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Approved, but I mean, 60 in your sixties and you're

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giving each other titty twisters.

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Thank you.

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I mean, Siegfried and Roy aren't around anymore. Uh, what,

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what exactly were we doing.

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In Vegas?

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Yeah. The, uh, Yeah, I'm confused.

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Well, one of them wasn't. I think he was very

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clear about what he was going for. How, honey, how

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was the boys trip?

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I got a purple derple. I've never had that kind

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of relationship with any guy friend. or any friend that

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was a girl. I've kind of had that relationship with,

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you know, my romantic significant others, like reach over and

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tune in Tokyo or something. But I've never once a

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guy friend of mine been like, you know what Trey

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needs right now?

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A titty twister.

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I've just, that's not been, that was never, you and

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I have never done that, Trey.

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And I think it's okay.

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I think our relationship will be just fine without it.

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Why are you looking at like, well, I don't know, maybe.

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No, I have no problem with us having some boundaries.

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And we've seen each other in a lot of odd circumstances.

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But yeah, never once. I am okay with the boundaries

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being set that we're not going to give each other

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titty twisters.

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That's right.

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I mean, when we see each other, we'll give each

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other a good firm hug. but you were not, we're

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not going. And let's be honest. Once you do it,

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there is no going back.

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I mean, now you have asked me to apply the

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clamps every now and then, which, you know, I just

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thought was your little fetishes.

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See, that's different.

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That's not skin on skin.

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That's just the one buddy. Give it another buddy.

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That's just Friday.

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Fry.

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Thank you very much. All right, today is.

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Tuesday, September 29th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

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Halsey is 32 today. Musician, singer of Bad at Love, Closer,

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Without Me. Born Ashley Nicolette Franjapan.

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Dude, I'm with you.

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That's a great eyebrow you got going. I don't know

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if I'm saying that last name correctly. It's F-R-A-N-G-I-P-A-N-E. It

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looks like Franjipane. I don't know if it's Franjipane.

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Franjipane. I have no idea. But she goes by Halsey,

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and she's 32.

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Oh, you know, good choice on her name wise.

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Yeah, I know I've heard the word Franjipane. I just

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don't know what the hell it is.

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Um, but yeah, I think that's one of those names

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where it's like, yeah, I think I'll just switch it.

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I'm Halsey.

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Uh, very talented singer. She's actually, she's, I'm a big

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fan of her voice. Uh, uh, I love the voice.

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I think she's really talented. Love a number of her songs.

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So happy birthday to Halsey. She's 32. Also, if you're

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in the market for interesting album, uh, art, album art,

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she's got one on one of her albums. Uh, it

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pops up sometimes if, I'm listening to Pandora, and one

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of her songs from a certain album pops up.

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It's her sitting on a throne with her boobie out.

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Okay.

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I mean, there's a kid in the photo I've heard.

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Okay. Other birthdays today.

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Former NFL great Calvin Johnson, 41. One of two legendary

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Detroit Lions players that said.

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You know what?

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I'm done. I'm done Detroiting.

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I'm done Detroiting.

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First was Barry Sanders, who out of nowhere is like,

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you know what?

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I'm done Detroiting.

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And he retired.

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Calvin Johnson did the same damn thing. It is really

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amazing to think about. You got two guys who were

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among the best at their position while they were playing

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and then just suddenly, shockingly retired.

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Well, and part of it was, for both of them,

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that Detroit wouldn't trade them. It was... they really had

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no other, it was either, you know, basically quit or

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having to still play for the lions and they chose

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quitting at both, right. But pretty much, you know, still in, in,

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at the top of their game.

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Yeah.

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And I mean, look, Calvin Johnson was a beast. I mean,

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his nickname was Megatron. This is a guy, I think

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he came out of, was it wake forest? Um, I mean,

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it was a Division I school that he went to,

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but this wasn't Florida.

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This wasn't Michigan, USC. This wasn't one of.

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The top flight programs that you hear about freak athletes

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going to and playing football.

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No, he played at, oh, Georgia Tech.

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Georgia Tech. I had the right state, just wrong school.

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Georgia Tech. Yeah. A school at the time, and up

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until about two years ago, known for running the wing tee.

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Not exactly a passing offense.

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Right. And this is a guy that was six foot five,

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could jump out of a stadium, and was blazing fast.

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Not just for his size, but for anyone's size, was

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really fast. It's one of those, you're like, how does

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this guy only go to Georgia Tech with those freakish abilities?

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I don't know if he had a growth spurt in

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college or what, but yeah.

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Might have been in the conversation for one of the

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greatest wide receivers of all time had he played a

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little bit longer.

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I saw a stupid list on, I think it was TikTok,

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of 10 players who shouldn't be in the NFL Hall

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of Fame. And one of them, and you can tell,

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you can always tell if it's written by a Gen

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Z person because... One of the people they had on

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there was Jerry Rice. He said he was just a

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stat compiler. He was just because of longevity.

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No.

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And universally, you could not find anyone. It's like there

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is no one who would ever agree with that. He

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had a couple. Trey Aikman is always one that comes up.

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People will say, should he really be in the Hall

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of Fame?

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Yes.

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I understand that argument because of his stats, but he also,

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he also was, had the greatest running back, you know,

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or arguably one of the greatest running backs and the

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all-time leading NFL rushing leader in his backfield. So, you know,

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he handed the ball off a lot. That's, it is

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what it is, but he won three super bowls. That's

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pretty much going to get you in the hall of fame.

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Yeah. Um, and he was still really good at quarterback.

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So it wasn't like, I mean, uh, as, as, as

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lifelong Cowboys fans, we know how good Troy was.

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Yeah.

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And Troy knows how good Troy is even.

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Go ahead. I, my point. Yeah.

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I don't agree with it, but I understand, especially if

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you didn't see him play and you just look at numbers,

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why people say question his hall of fame credentials.

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Sure. But to those of us that did watch him play. Yeah.

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I mean, I know that week in week out Troy,

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has got to just drool at the thought of what

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it would have been like with his physical abilities to

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play in the modern day NFL where you're just.

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Zipping the ball left and right.

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I mean, my God, if you put Troy Aikman in

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Dak's position, easy three Super Bowls because Dak, Dak.

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Is a good quarterback. He doesn't have near the level

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of accuracy that Aikman did. I mean, my God.

469
00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:01.289
No, that's the other thing people don't understand is, and that's,

470
00:28:01.309 --> 00:28:04.109
you know, on their list also was Dan Marino. And

471
00:28:04.190 --> 00:28:05.630
just because he didn't have a Super Bowl ring, I

472
00:28:05.630 --> 00:28:10.069
was like, you know, he was a Hall of Fame quarterback.

473
00:28:10.089 --> 00:28:13.210
He may not have won a Super Bowl, but his arm. But, oh,

474
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:18.029
that's the other thing people don't understand is the NFL,

475
00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:21.440
football has changed dramatically. I mean, you go to high

476
00:28:21.500 --> 00:28:24.880
school football, they air it out so much more than

477
00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:28.690
they ever did I mean, back in the 90s and

478
00:28:28.750 --> 00:28:33.829
even in the early 2000s. Yeah, that's... If you don't

479
00:28:33.849 --> 00:28:36.599
think Jerry Rice belongs in the Super Bowl, shut up.

480
00:28:36.900 --> 00:28:37.450
Shut the F up.

481
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:42.420
Yeah, then you don't belong in this conversation. Other birthdays today.

482
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:43.900
Zachary Levi turns 46.

483
00:28:43.900 --> 00:28:45.220
Hey, he's my age!

484
00:28:46.700 --> 00:28:51.700
He is from Chuck. Also the Shazam movies. He's the

485
00:28:51.789 --> 00:28:55.809
voice of Flynn Rider in the Tangled movie. Uh.

486
00:28:56.940 --> 00:28:57.740
Was he Shazam?

487
00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:00.019
Yes. Okay. He was Shazam.

488
00:29:00.789 --> 00:29:03.829
I saw the first one and I thought it was really,

489
00:29:03.869 --> 00:29:06.829
really good. It was a really fun movie. They did

490
00:29:06.869 --> 00:29:09.869
the second one and I have not seen that. Although

491
00:29:09.890 --> 00:29:11.049
I think I heard that that was supposed to be

492
00:29:11.069 --> 00:29:13.329
really good as well. I just haven't seen the follow-up

493
00:29:13.349 --> 00:29:13.630
to Shazam.

494
00:29:13.730 --> 00:29:15.069
I saw the first one and it was good. I

495
00:29:15.109 --> 00:29:16.890
did not see the second one. I did go back

496
00:29:16.930 --> 00:29:18.670
and watch Infinity War over the weekend.

497
00:29:19.869 --> 00:29:22.259
I'm in the middle of doing that myself right now.

498
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:26.019
That really is a good movie. So good.

499
00:29:26.460 --> 00:29:30.390
Yeah. I'm doing the same thing. I'm doing the same thing.

500
00:29:30.430 --> 00:29:34.289
You are rewatching it right before the Avengers Endgame encore

501
00:29:34.390 --> 00:29:34.910
in theaters.

502
00:29:37.089 --> 00:29:39.980
Yeah, I did not give that movie its.

503
00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:47.480
Just as hers. Because, I mean, it's... It is a really, really,

504
00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:50.529
really good movie. It might be better than Endgame.

505
00:29:52.710 --> 00:29:53.549
Overall, it is.

506
00:29:54.190 --> 00:30:01.400
But... Endgame gives us the sparkle circles that I'm looking

507
00:30:01.460 --> 00:30:03.799
forward to going back to the theater and seeing the

508
00:30:03.900 --> 00:30:07.539
Encore thing. And I've had to, like, zoom past certain

509
00:30:07.579 --> 00:30:09.559
things on social media so I don't see some of

510
00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.220
the Endgame Encore spoiler stuff.

511
00:30:12.539 --> 00:30:12.619
Oh.

512
00:30:13.700 --> 00:30:16.819
Because I'm waiting until, so Tara and I leave Seattle, like,

513
00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:20.380
on Wednesday. And then we're flying back to Dallas, right?

514
00:30:21.140 --> 00:30:23.140
And so we're waiting until we get to Dallas to

515
00:30:23.180 --> 00:30:24.819
see Avengers Endgame so we know we can go to

516
00:30:24.859 --> 00:30:26.660
like Alamo Drafthouse and get some good popcorn.

517
00:30:28.750 --> 00:30:32.890
Goals. Really, really looking forward to that good popcorn.

518
00:30:33.849 --> 00:30:35.910
Let me know when you go, man. Come watch it.

519
00:30:36.890 --> 00:30:43.049
Absolutely. I got you. Other birthdays today.

520
00:30:43.470 --> 00:30:47.970
Chrissy Metz from This Is Us is also 46. Never

521
00:30:48.009 --> 00:30:51.930
watched that show. partly because every promo I'd ever see

522
00:30:51.970 --> 00:30:54.390
for it was a bunch of people crying, and I'm like, nah,

523
00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:54.900
I'm good.

524
00:30:55.819 --> 00:30:59.759
You know what? I don't know why. I watched the

525
00:30:59.819 --> 00:31:02.519
first couple seasons. It was an excellent show, and I

526
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:08.380
don't know why I quit watching it, but really good show.

527
00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:13.029
I did get a kick out of Crockpot Sales took

528
00:31:13.069 --> 00:31:15.690
a major hit because it killed their daddy in the show.

529
00:31:18.130 --> 00:31:24.460
That's one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

530
00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:28.779
Andrew Dice Clay is 69.

531
00:31:29.180 --> 00:31:36.599
Who... You know, he now... I think they're still together.

532
00:31:36.700 --> 00:31:42.339
Dates one of the old salespeople from our CBS radio days.

533
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:45.319
One of the weirdest things in life.

534
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.980
Is as a kid growing up watching Andrew Dice Clay

535
00:31:49.019 --> 00:31:53.019
specials that I shouldn't be watching at my age, that

536
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:56.359
I should not have been watching at that age. And

537
00:31:56.380 --> 00:32:00.269
then becoming an adult and meeting people in a professional environment,

538
00:32:00.750 --> 00:32:05.369
including a number of salespeople, including a number of female salespeople.

539
00:32:05.990 --> 00:32:08.170
And then one day hearing that one of those female

540
00:32:08.210 --> 00:32:11.029
salespeople that you knew and worked with for years.

541
00:32:11.450 --> 00:32:13.089
Married Andrew Dice Clay.

542
00:32:13.109 --> 00:32:13.190
Yeah.

543
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.970
It's one of the most random things in my life.

544
00:32:19.230 --> 00:32:23.750
And if you could have picked anyone on the face

545
00:32:23.769 --> 00:32:27.829
of the earth that that sales lady would marry, he

546
00:32:27.869 --> 00:32:30.170
would be the last, one of the last people you

547
00:32:30.210 --> 00:32:31.150
would ever have chosen.

548
00:32:31.970 --> 00:32:36.890
Absolutely. Abso-freaking-lutely. Life is funny.

549
00:32:37.329 --> 00:32:39.529
Yeah, that is a weird one.

550
00:32:41.009 --> 00:32:46.759
Bryant Gumbel is 78 today. longtime Today host and host

551
00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:51.099
of Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel. One of the smuggest

552
00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:54.299
SOBs I have ever seen in broadcasting.

553
00:32:54.359 --> 00:33:00.069
The man oozes. Just oozes pompousness.

554
00:33:03.849 --> 00:33:11.269
Yeah, that's... And he.

555
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:15.299
When's the last time he actually did anything?

556
00:33:18.019 --> 00:33:18.880
I honestly don't know.

557
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:20.559
I mean, I feel like he was one of those

558
00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:22.359
that you're talking about smugness. I feel like he was

559
00:33:22.380 --> 00:33:24.059
just an a-hole and the people got tired of him.

560
00:33:24.750 --> 00:33:27.349
I think so. What is real sports still airing?

561
00:33:28.029 --> 00:33:28.710
I don't think so.

562
00:33:30.009 --> 00:33:32.089
Cause I know for a while it was just that,

563
00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:32.890
that he was doing.

564
00:33:33.430 --> 00:33:38.250
And then maybe like the occasional 60 minutes report. But

565
00:33:38.710 --> 00:33:40.630
I don't know if he's done anything at all recently.

566
00:33:40.990 --> 00:33:41.170
Yeah.

567
00:33:44.329 --> 00:33:46.490
I'd forgotten about real sports, but no, I think even that,

568
00:33:48.730 --> 00:33:51.509
I think he, I feel like maybe he got a

569
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.619
little too political for sports.

570
00:33:54.980 --> 00:33:57.700
He may have, and that can bring down a lot

571
00:33:57.740 --> 00:34:00.519
of people. And the thing about real sports was, it

572
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:04.140
was a great show. I mean, some of the best journalism,

573
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:06.900
not just sports journalism, but some of the best journalism

574
00:34:07.329 --> 00:34:12.150
on TV was real sports. And the worst part of

575
00:34:12.230 --> 00:34:18.920
it was, for those reporters. These are award-winning accomplished journalists.

576
00:34:20.780 --> 00:34:23.719
Their report would air on real sports with Bryant Gumbel.

577
00:34:24.659 --> 00:34:28.340
And then after their package airs, then they have to

578
00:34:28.460 --> 00:34:32.340
sit in the chair and answer questions from Bryant Gumbel

579
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:37.059
as if it's the teacher questioning your project day work

580
00:34:40.219 --> 00:34:44.000
as if somehow he, like you have to answer questions

581
00:34:44.059 --> 00:34:46.900
from him. Like, like he's the teacher and you have

582
00:34:46.940 --> 00:34:48.760
to justify and show your work.

583
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:50.679
To me, it just seemed, it.

584
00:34:50.579 --> 00:34:54.099
Seems like your dissertation. It was like a dissertation where you're,

585
00:34:54.139 --> 00:34:56.179
you're giving, you gave it. And then, then you have to,

586
00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:59.610
you know, stand, you know, in the line of fire

587
00:34:59.650 --> 00:35:03.550
of questions about, you know, questioning your work. Yeah. It

588
00:35:03.769 --> 00:35:04.630
was bizarre.

589
00:35:04.909 --> 00:35:07.389
And of all people to Bryant effing Gumbel, like for

590
00:35:07.429 --> 00:35:09.559
some of these journalists, I would be like, why am I,

591
00:35:10.230 --> 00:35:12.590
being forced to answer your dumb questions.

592
00:35:13.550 --> 00:35:13.710
Yeah.

593
00:35:13.989 --> 00:35:15.510
That was, I was thinking about real sports and Brian

594
00:35:15.530 --> 00:35:17.309
gum that always threw me for a loop. I was,

595
00:35:17.389 --> 00:35:18.949
I can't believe these people are putting up with his

596
00:35:19.010 --> 00:35:20.510
smug attitude, asking them questions.

597
00:35:20.590 --> 00:35:23.800
The truth of the matter is HBO had to there.

598
00:35:24.340 --> 00:35:28.159
I think was it inside the NFL that was on HBO.

599
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:29.400
That was an excellent show.

600
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:30.940
It was really, really good.

601
00:35:32.219 --> 00:35:34.380
Yeah. And then, yeah, it real sports.

602
00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:37.699
Ian McShane is 84 today.

603
00:35:39.710 --> 00:35:41.929
I love me some Ian McShane. This dude is a

604
00:35:42.010 --> 00:35:47.719
phenomenal actor. He is from, he is Winston in the

605
00:35:47.780 --> 00:35:53.500
John Wick movies. The GM or whatever it is of

606
00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:57.699
the Continental. The manager of the Continental. I first was

607
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:00.639
introduced to Ian McShane in a little show on HBO

608
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.170
called Deadwood.

609
00:36:03.510 --> 00:36:04.010
Never saw it.

610
00:36:04.050 --> 00:36:07.670
Now, oh my God, Trey, how have you not seen Deadwood?

611
00:36:09.219 --> 00:36:13.679
I think that falls into shows that were on during

612
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.219
the highlight of my alcoholism.

613
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:19.340
Okay, that is probably true, but... Yes, 2004, 2006.

614
00:36:19.340 --> 00:36:19.699
Yeah.

615
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:29.050
Ian McShane in Deadwood throws your favorite word around.

616
00:36:30.269 --> 00:36:31.030
Unabashedly.

617
00:36:31.469 --> 00:36:33.670
Well, I'll have to watch it. Yeah.

618
00:36:35.650 --> 00:36:41.360
I mean, Ian McShane can drop a C-bomb. I had

619
00:36:41.500 --> 00:36:43.900
no idea who he was prior to Deadwood.

620
00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.880
And I think he's a British actor, so I don't

621
00:36:46.900 --> 00:36:49.070
know if he was in a ton of stuff in

622
00:36:49.090 --> 00:36:49.960
the UK.

623
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:51.969
Or whatever before Deadwood, and I'd just never seen it.

624
00:36:52.409 --> 00:36:54.989
Deadwood was the first thing I saw him in, and

625
00:36:55.030 --> 00:36:58.849
I was like, this dude sets a scene on fire.

626
00:36:59.530 --> 00:37:00.289
Really, really good.

627
00:37:00.909 --> 00:37:02.989
I'm trying to think. So there was recently a New

628
00:37:03.010 --> 00:37:05.070
York Times list of the top 100 TV shows of

629
00:37:05.090 --> 00:37:14.449
the 21st century. I saw that. And I'm trying to

630
00:37:14.469 --> 00:37:16.550
think what was number one, but I think number two

631
00:37:16.610 --> 00:37:18.730
is The Wire, which I still have got to go

632
00:37:18.769 --> 00:37:21.010
back and watch. I feel like that is a show

633
00:37:21.050 --> 00:37:23.409
that universally everyone says was excellent.

634
00:37:25.610 --> 00:37:27.110
Number one was Breaking Bad.

635
00:37:28.030 --> 00:37:29.409
Oh, I haven't seen that.

636
00:37:33.750 --> 00:37:35.570
We had friends in town. We were talking with them

637
00:37:35.610 --> 00:37:37.809
and they love Breaking Bad. And I told them how

638
00:37:38.090 --> 00:37:42.690
I popped out mid season three they're like what and

639
00:37:42.710 --> 00:37:44.909
I was like sorry and I'm well on record with

640
00:37:44.949 --> 00:37:46.789
this I got I got real bored of the show

641
00:37:46.829 --> 00:37:49.429
because you know he's in there doing chores around the

642
00:37:49.469 --> 00:37:52.710
house and I'm like I'm done I'm bored I guess

643
00:37:52.750 --> 00:37:55.670
maybe he broke extra bad after that episode I don't

644
00:37:55.690 --> 00:37:57.489
know I just I never finished it maybe I should

645
00:37:57.510 --> 00:37:58.010
go back.

646
00:37:58.190 --> 00:38:00.909
There's just there's such a long list of shows I

647
00:38:00.929 --> 00:38:03.030
mean I'm still trying to finish Game of Thrones and

648
00:38:03.070 --> 00:38:08.739
then The Wire is probably next on my list of

649
00:38:12.090 --> 00:38:16.969
but yeah, uh, that was an interesting list. Uh, there

650
00:38:16.989 --> 00:38:22.889
were like almost like, I don't know why I'm surprised

651
00:38:22.909 --> 00:38:25.159
that they left shows like, you know, big bang theory

652
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:29.639
that were incredibly popular, but they don't, uh, I mean,

653
00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:32.880
arrested development. I think they had in the top 10,

654
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:34.340
which I would totally agree with.

655
00:38:36.300 --> 00:38:37.760
Yeah. I've found it. Here it is.

656
00:38:38.380 --> 00:38:42.980
Um, The 100 best TV shows of the 21st century.

657
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:47.280
Number one, Breaking Bad. Number two, The Wire. Number three,

658
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:47.920
Mad Men.

659
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:50.789
I've seen that. Number four is Succession.

660
00:38:52.110 --> 00:38:56.429
Okay. Number five is Fleabag. Number six, Game of Thrones.

661
00:38:56.590 --> 00:38:57.630
Number seven is Veep.

662
00:38:58.489 --> 00:38:59.489
Did you ever watch Fleabag?

663
00:39:00.610 --> 00:39:02.300
I have not. I've heard great things, but I've never

664
00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:02.559
seen it.

665
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:07.219
It's an easy watch. Yeah, it was funny.

666
00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:12.460
Uh, 30 rock is at number eight curb, your enthusiasm,

667
00:39:12.579 --> 00:39:16.699
nine Atlanta at number 10.

668
00:39:16.699 --> 00:39:21.349
I've tried going back. Larry David is I've tried starting

669
00:39:21.550 --> 00:39:25.269
watching curb and I it's, it's tough.

670
00:39:26.650 --> 00:39:27.440
I can't do it.

671
00:39:27.550 --> 00:39:29.949
I know it's funny. I just, I don't do well.

672
00:39:30.269 --> 00:39:32.510
with cringe comedy.

673
00:39:32.530 --> 00:39:37.039
I'm the same way. And I also, yeah, he did

674
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.340
that special for HBO, like history, whatever.

675
00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:42.219
Oh yeah.

676
00:39:42.260 --> 00:39:45.739
The history, according to Larry David or something.

677
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:51.329
Yeah, it was, I, I, I did not enjoy that.

678
00:39:53.170 --> 00:39:54.300
Gee, Trey, I wonder why.

679
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:56.579
No, it's not.

680
00:39:56.960 --> 00:40:01.599
It's because it seemed like a massive assault on the

681
00:40:01.659 --> 00:40:03.679
right from the left. I, there is.

682
00:40:03.780 --> 00:40:08.360
Some of it was okay. It's just all in all.

683
00:40:08.429 --> 00:40:11.170
I just, there were a few pieces here and there

684
00:40:11.210 --> 00:40:13.510
that were funny. Other than that, like they did one

685
00:40:13.550 --> 00:40:19.079
with Seinfeld and it was just, I just didn't like it.

686
00:40:19.230 --> 00:40:21.420
I mean, it just, it's not my cup of tea.

687
00:40:21.619 --> 00:40:23.159
How about that? Yeah. Yeah.

688
00:40:23.260 --> 00:40:27.420
And generally that show got, did not do well as

689
00:40:27.460 --> 00:40:29.000
far as reviews go. I mean, there were a lot

690
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:32.019
of people that were like, eh, it.

691
00:40:31.980 --> 00:40:35.949
Looked preachy, like real preachy.

692
00:40:36.849 --> 00:40:39.469
Um, so yeah, so at the top 100 best TV

693
00:40:39.510 --> 00:40:41.550
shows of the 21st century, that was your top 10

694
00:40:41.550 --> 00:40:44.949
breaking bad and the wire, the top two Madman number three. Uh,

695
00:40:45.070 --> 00:40:47.949
it is an interesting list. Uh, I will say they,

696
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.480
Deadwood is at 24.

697
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:54.800
Band of Brothers, 28.

698
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:57.519
I thought that would be higher.

699
00:41:00.219 --> 00:41:02.940
It's higher in my heart. I'll tell you that right now.

700
00:41:03.619 --> 00:41:08.300
Got it. You want to know what's right behind.

701
00:41:08.019 --> 00:41:11.280
Band of Brothers on the 100 best TV shows of

702
00:41:11.300 --> 00:41:12.260
the 21st century?

703
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:21.389
It just eked out Key & Peele. Sorry, in my head,

704
00:41:21.610 --> 00:41:21.969
it was.

705
00:41:23.099 --> 00:41:27.679
Not Key and Peele. What was the show on Nickelodeon?

706
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:31.179
The Burger Kids? Oh.

707
00:41:32.980 --> 00:41:34.239
Good Burger or whatever?

708
00:41:34.940 --> 00:41:39.179
Was that it? Yeah, because it was the other black

709
00:41:39.219 --> 00:41:41.110
comedy duo from back in the day.

710
00:41:41.349 --> 00:41:41.809
Never mind.

711
00:41:41.849 --> 00:41:44.190
Key and Peele is a great show. I was thinking

712
00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:45.849
of the other show from Nickelodeon.

713
00:41:47.550 --> 00:41:48.340
Yeah, but is it.

714
00:41:51.570 --> 00:41:51.769
Is it.

715
00:41:53.699 --> 00:41:55.239
Kenan and Kel, that's what I'm thinking of.

716
00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:55.559
Yeah, okay.

717
00:41:55.579 --> 00:41:57.579
Kenan and Kel, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it

718
00:41:57.639 --> 00:41:58.900
sounds very similar as well.

719
00:42:01.179 --> 00:42:04.699
Yeah, I mean, there's lots of good shows, and I'm

720
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:06.519
happy to say that I've seen a lot of these

721
00:42:06.579 --> 00:42:12.269
shows and that my tastes fall in line with some

722
00:42:12.309 --> 00:42:14.590
other people's tastes as far as great shows of the

723
00:42:14.730 --> 00:42:15.150
21st century.

724
00:42:16.369 --> 00:42:17.030
You are right, though.

725
00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:20.849
Very few traditional sitcoms made the list.

726
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:31.869
I can't be terribly surprised with it. It's the New

727
00:42:31.889 --> 00:42:44.150
York Times. It's going to be an artsy list. I've

728
00:42:44.170 --> 00:42:45.050
heard Veep was good.

729
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:53.599
I'll tell you right now, Trey. Veep will give you

730
00:42:54.019 --> 00:42:56.610
some of the greatest names to call people that you

731
00:42:56.670 --> 00:42:57.210
don't like.

732
00:42:59.190 --> 00:42:59.989
It really is.

733
00:43:00.250 --> 00:43:04.949
It's like a master class in new bad names to

734
00:43:04.989 --> 00:43:09.599
call people. And some of the ones that they say,

735
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:12.980
you'll be like, what did they just say? For that,

736
00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.260
at the very least, just for that, it's really, really

737
00:43:15.300 --> 00:43:15.610
worth it.

738
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:18.400
Was Yellowstone on the list?

739
00:43:22.369 --> 00:43:25.030
I don't recall seeing Yellowstone.

740
00:43:25.070 --> 00:43:28.579
I'm scanning, scanning. Okay.

741
00:43:29.019 --> 00:43:32.039
I'm looking, going down, going down, going down.

742
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:35.360
I'm in the 20s. I don't see Yellowstone. Andor is

743
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.519
in there at 32. That's some really good writing.

744
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.280
Show could be kind of boring, but the writing was

745
00:43:40.300 --> 00:43:40.719
really good.

746
00:43:41.710 --> 00:43:46.329
Louie at 41. That was a really good show. Normal people,

747
00:43:46.389 --> 00:43:50.570
Parks and Rec. Good place. Downton Abbey, Strange Things. Chappelle Show.

748
00:43:52.329 --> 00:43:56.369
The Handmaid's Tale, No Reservations, The Shield.

749
00:43:57.150 --> 00:43:59.389
Yep, I do... The Bear.

750
00:44:01.289 --> 00:44:05.960
Nope, I do not see Yellowstone anywhere on there. Is

751
00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:08.380
that a bit of a scandal? Because Scandal was the

752
00:44:08.420 --> 00:44:09.820
bottom of the list at number 100.

753
00:44:09.820 --> 00:44:17.059
And Scandal was a good show. I am shocked. Again,

754
00:44:17.079 --> 00:44:23.449
I think that's also... you know, not artsy enough and

755
00:44:26.070 --> 00:44:27.929
too commercial, too much commercial success.

756
00:44:29.610 --> 00:44:30.769
Yes, I would agree.

757
00:44:33.010 --> 00:44:35.230
I am surprised. I am surprised they didn't put Schitt's

758
00:44:35.269 --> 00:44:38.210
Creek higher. I think it was like 34, 35, something

759
00:44:38.230 --> 00:44:38.570
like that.

760
00:44:39.809 --> 00:44:41.820
Yep. That's because they had to fold it in, Trey.

761
00:44:47.820 --> 00:44:48.920
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Back inside the Treehouse, I'm Dan.

776
00:45:47.429 --> 00:45:47.849
He's Tripe.

777
00:45:49.949 --> 00:45:52.210
How do I tell my co-star that he's getting hard

778
00:45:52.269 --> 00:45:56.619
during a sex scene? That's not me asking the question.

779
00:45:57.079 --> 00:45:58.960
That's a young lady online.

780
00:46:00.099 --> 00:46:00.980
How do I tell?

781
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:06.710
Yeah, so the way you say this is a really

782
00:46:08.030 --> 00:46:11.769
big part of the story. How do I tell my

783
00:46:11.849 --> 00:46:14.550
co-star that he's getting hard during a sex scene versus

784
00:46:14.849 --> 00:46:18.539
how do I tell That my co-star is getting hard

785
00:46:18.579 --> 00:46:20.570
during a sex scene. Well, the second one's pretty easy

786
00:46:20.610 --> 00:46:25.070
to tell. How do I inform my co-star that he's

787
00:46:25.110 --> 00:46:27.090
getting hard during a sexual scene? I think it's more

788
00:46:27.110 --> 00:46:29.969
of what she's going for there. And she even says here,

789
00:46:30.010 --> 00:46:32.230
forgive me if I'm not doing this right. I just

790
00:46:32.289 --> 00:46:35.829
made this account to ask the question because I'm genuinely

791
00:46:35.989 --> 00:46:39.429
at a loss. I was cast as Veronica Sawyer in

792
00:46:39.449 --> 00:46:42.670
the high school rendition of Heathers. My co-star is a

793
00:46:42.730 --> 00:46:45.760
boy a year older than me. And he was cast

794
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:47.460
as J.D. For the sake of this, I'm just going

795
00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:49.989
to call him J.D. In the show, there is a

796
00:46:50.090 --> 00:46:53.710
number where it is implied.

797
00:46:53.090 --> 00:46:55.869
Our two characters are having sex.

798
00:46:56.309 --> 00:46:59.250
Even though it's a high school version, there's still multiple

799
00:46:59.289 --> 00:47:02.610
parts in the choreography that are suggestive, as well as

800
00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:05.119
a staged kiss at the end of the number. To

801
00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.380
preface what I'm about to say, acting is acting, and

802
00:47:07.420 --> 00:47:10.079
I'm not in any way uncomfortable with sexual movements, kissing,

803
00:47:10.119 --> 00:47:15.449
or anything else that happens during this number. With context

804
00:47:15.489 --> 00:47:16.730
out of the way, there is a part a little

805
00:47:16.789 --> 00:47:19.190
over halfway through the song where I straddle JD and,

806
00:47:19.230 --> 00:47:21.170
for lack of a better word, grind down on him

807
00:47:21.210 --> 00:47:24.630
while he unbuttons my top. It's during this part that

808
00:47:24.670 --> 00:47:27.679
he gets a little too in character. His costume at

809
00:47:27.699 --> 00:47:30.360
the time is very thin as well, so it's quite

810
00:47:30.469 --> 00:47:36.300
obvious and hard to ignore, especially because of the choreography

811
00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:41.780
we're doing. Then she continues by saying, I don't even

812
00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:44.360
know if I should bring this up in the first place.

813
00:47:45.670 --> 00:47:47.949
I'm a lesbian, and I have no idea how a

814
00:47:47.989 --> 00:47:57.130
man's body works. If it's something he isn't trying to do,

815
00:47:57.210 --> 00:47:59.030
then I don't want to bring it up because he

816
00:47:59.070 --> 00:48:01.050
can't really fix that, and it would be unfair to

817
00:48:01.179 --> 00:48:01.820
ask him to.

818
00:48:02.380 --> 00:48:04.059
On the other hand, it makes.

819
00:48:03.900 --> 00:48:06.940
Me less comfortable performing the scene, and worst of all,

820
00:48:07.099 --> 00:48:10.119
it's affecting my acting during the number because I'm getting

821
00:48:10.179 --> 00:48:15.250
out of character. That's an impressive hard-on if it's pushing

822
00:48:15.269 --> 00:48:16.670
your co-star out of character.

823
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:30.500
Uh i mean that that's lesbians take biology right.

824
00:48:31.670 --> 00:48:33.829
Supposed to okay i mean that.

825
00:48:35.449 --> 00:48:38.030
That's high school 101 man it's you gotta you gotta

826
00:48:38.070 --> 00:48:39.630
take biology at some point.

827
00:48:40.409 --> 00:48:44.210
You know uh that is In general, not something we

828
00:48:44.230 --> 00:48:47.659
can help a lot of times, especially if you're grinding

829
00:48:47.699 --> 00:48:53.960
and writhing around. That's going to happen. Hey, it means

830
00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:56.219
your acting is excellent.

831
00:48:57.199 --> 00:48:57.780
That's right.

832
00:48:58.380 --> 00:49:04.469
You are in the role. You are portraying the part 100%.

833
00:49:04.469 --> 00:49:13.070
And I can assure you he knows. He knows. It's

834
00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:16.250
also something we are sometimes painfully aware of.

835
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:18.829
Sometimes very painfully aware of.

836
00:49:18.860 --> 00:49:19.099
Yes.

837
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:19.559
Yeah.

838
00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:31.199
Just be happy he's not running around the stage going, acting!

839
00:49:31.380 --> 00:49:34.219
Be happy that you don't have some kind of singing

840
00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:36.420
number after with him that he has to stand up.

841
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:47.329
Laughter In the stage world, your movements on stage are

842
00:49:47.630 --> 00:49:48.630
known as blocking.

843
00:49:52.980 --> 00:49:53.880
It's just going to happen.

844
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:57.320
The thing, young lady, you need to realize is that

845
00:49:58.539 --> 00:50:01.340
it's not you, but it's kind of you.

846
00:50:04.909 --> 00:50:08.130
I'm going to guess she's hot. It's like, yeah, it is.

847
00:50:09.969 --> 00:50:12.409
Like he may be trying to treat this as professionally

848
00:50:12.469 --> 00:50:13.460
as possible, but.

849
00:50:14.900 --> 00:50:17.300
And if it's giving you that, you know, that much pause.

850
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:21.820
Maybe give it a whirl. Maybe he's giving you something

851
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:22.380
to think about.

852
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:29.969
Yeah. Because clearly you were into that role.

853
00:50:32.449 --> 00:50:34.369
And he wants to be. Yeah, you get it. Yeah.

854
00:50:34.389 --> 00:50:36.789
All right.

855
00:50:36.869 --> 00:50:40.849
Last, but certainly not least. One of my favorite headlines

856
00:50:41.090 --> 00:50:43.090
of the year so far. And that's saying something.

857
00:50:44.980 --> 00:50:59.070
What killed the bear lady? Oh, say it.

858
00:51:02.989 --> 00:51:04.130
Give him one too many white claws.

859
00:51:08.980 --> 00:51:12.480
What killed the bear lady? I have a guess.

860
00:51:21.389 --> 00:51:22.150
Oh, man.

861
00:51:26.949 --> 00:51:36.289
Yeah, I mean... I guess... Is there context here?

862
00:51:36.369 --> 00:51:36.630
Is there.

863
00:51:37.590 --> 00:51:39.429
You're right. You're right.

864
00:51:39.469 --> 00:51:41.690
We are making grand assumptions here, but let me offer

865
00:51:41.730 --> 00:51:45.550
some context here. For 28 years, Kay Grayson lived side

866
00:51:45.610 --> 00:51:56.889
by side with wild black bears in North Carolina's swampy

867
00:51:56.949 --> 00:52:04.380
coastal forests, hand-feeding them, defending them against poachers, and letting

868
00:52:04.420 --> 00:52:10.239
them in her home. When she went missing last year,

869
00:52:11.320 --> 00:52:23.429
the only thing investigators found were clean-picked bones. This is

870
00:52:23.550 --> 00:52:31.429
the world's worst episode of CSI. It's the shortest episode

871
00:52:31.469 --> 00:52:39.019
in the history of the show. I'm just going down,

872
00:52:39.059 --> 00:52:43.960
just making sure that.

873
00:52:41.900 --> 00:52:43.900
It wasn't actually something else.

874
00:52:49.730 --> 00:52:54.230
You fed them, you let them into your home, and

875
00:52:54.289 --> 00:52:58.769
you thought they would just love on you forever. Yeah.

876
00:52:59.380 --> 00:53:03.639
The official autopsy is filed as incomplete, probably because there's

877
00:53:03.679 --> 00:53:08.769
not a whole lot to go on. The medical examiner

878
00:53:08.829 --> 00:53:13.280
refuses to comment, and the local theories abound as to

879
00:53:13.340 --> 00:53:14.360
how she died.

880
00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:16.380
Is how she lived.

881
00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:22.599
Bite the hand that feeds you?

882
00:53:22.619 --> 00:53:28.340
Uh-huh. Especially if it's using your hand as a toothpick.

883
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:34.159
Yeah. Yes, when you reach that hand out to feed

884
00:53:34.179 --> 00:53:35.760
the bears and you don't have enough food in them,

885
00:53:36.170 --> 00:53:37.949
and they will just continue on you up your arm.

886
00:53:43.750 --> 00:53:48.570
I believe that's a good stopping point for today.

887
00:53:48.769 --> 00:53:50.469
We'll go out with don't feed the bears.

888
00:53:56.139 --> 00:53:57.889
Thanks for hanging out with us today inside the tree

889
00:53:57.949 --> 00:54:03.280
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890
00:54:03.300 --> 00:54:05.760
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895
00:54:14.789 --> 00:54:15.610
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