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Oct. 1, 2026

Trey’s Dating Again… Thanks to a Fart?

Trey’s Dating Again… Thanks to a Fart?

Apparently, farting on your dog is a attractive to some...men. Who knew? We start today’s Treehouse Show with Trey’s viral video of him farting on his dog—and the surprising number of male suitors it has brought out of the woodwork. From there, and...

Apparently, farting on your dog is a attractive to some...men. Who knew?

We start today’s Treehouse Show with Trey’s viral video of him farting on his dog—and the surprising number of male suitors it has brought out of the woodwork. From there, and it's a bad segue, Dan asks the big question: after getting ghosted by his monstrous ex after seven months, is Trey finally ready to start dating again?

The answer is YES!Of course, Dan immediately needs to know just how far Trey is willing to go for a date. If she wanted to go base jumping, would he do it? Absolutely not. Because when Trey jumps out of a plane, it’s not “Depends”…it’s FOR SURE.

We also talk about the upcoming Baywatch remake and wonder why Hollywood insists on doing these things to us, while the new Tom Cruise movie Digger has us genuinely excited.

And finally, something happens that we never thought possible: we actually feel sorry for Florida Man. Once you hear his story, you probably will too.

It’s dating, dogs, farts, Tom Cruise, bad Hollywood ideas, and a surprisingly sympathetic Florida Man on today’s Treehouse Show.

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It is time.

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To leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside

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the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and

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Jerry Caldwell at the end of our broadcasting week here

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inside the treehouse. Jerry, you were not here yesterday for

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yesterday's episode when Trey told us how he's kind of viral.

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I don't know if you noticed, but Trey is not

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only into yoga now, but he's also into puppy yoga

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and he has recorded videos of himself doing puppy yoga

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with his new puppy, Lily. One of those videos has

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really taken off on Instagram. I don't know if it's

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because Trey's so cute or if Lily's so cute, or

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if it's because people think it's really cute when Trey

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farted on his puppy, Lily.

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If I'm being honest, it might be all three.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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I think me being cute is the latter of the list. Yeah.

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Just being honest.

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I would love to build you up as a good

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friend here and be like, no trade.

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No.

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But in this scenario, you are the bottom rung. Yes.

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Yeah.

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Puppies. Number one, the funny fart reaction from the puppies.

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Number two. And you're number three, even.

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Though without you, none of those things happen.

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Right.

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You're the glue that brings it all together. Although I'm

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hoping that there was no goo or glue.

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And that was a dry situation.

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I'm the Pepe Le Pew of the situation.

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Oh, so anyway, Jerry, so Trey has got like over

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a hundred thousand views on his puppy yoga video where

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he toots on his puppy, Lily. And with that has

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come a new level of attention from a number of

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new suitors. Oh, because while Trey started 2026 single, I'm sorry,

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While Trey started 2026 in a relationship, he is very

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much single now. And if this keeps up, he may

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be in a relationship before 2026 is over.

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It just may not be with who you would expect.

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You know, I.

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I told this to a gay friend of mine one time.

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He was drunk and he was like... He.

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He said something to me. It was a compliment. And

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I said, man, I wish that did it for me.

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It would really, really make a lot of things a

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lot less complicated. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. I've become very popular globally with the gay men.

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So apparently I've got a lot of welcome messages and hellos.

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Any any finger guns like, hey, hey, buddy.

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Um, you know, I, I possibly in foreign language, but

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nothing in English. Yeah.

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So it got me thinking.

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So Jerry, we were talking about that yesterday, Trey, getting

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some surprise attention, uh, uh, from the, from the, from

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the gay men who loved his video. Uh, but it

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did get me thinking Trey. I mean, it's, it's been

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a few months now.

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I know.

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I don't think necessarily your heart is healed. I don't

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know if it is or not, you know, especially, you know,

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in one of your best, most serious relationships that ended

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this year. in a very unfortunate fashion. Have you thought

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about any more about getting back out there?

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Are you, are you thinking you're ready? You're not ready.

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Did any of these DMS be from someone that you

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might actually consider going out with?

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Are you ready to date again? Yeah.

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I mean, I, I've, I've got to, uh, sooner or later, um, uh,

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you know, definitely gonna have some trust issues after, uh,

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you know, again, seven months of a, of a just

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absolutely wonderful relationship. No fights, never, not a one. And

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then she just walked out the door and still never

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said goodbye or this is why I'm leaving or anything else. Um, so,

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but you know, yeah, I, I would love to, uh, not, uh,

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die alone.

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Sure. Sure.

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You would like someone else to fart on besides your dog.

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No, I, I don't want to fart on anyone.

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Um, see ladies, he's a keeper. Uh, that's, he will not.

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There are some things I, I know some couples and

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maybe that's a sign of a healthy relationship. I don't know.

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I do not ever want to fart on my woman,

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nor do I want her to fart on me. And, uh, we'll,

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there are some things I feel like should be kept, uh,

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to yourself.

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Amen.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Look, I get it.

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If, if, if that's how you, if that's your barometer

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for a strong and healthy relationship, good on you, but

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it ain't going to be in mine. Um, And Trey

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and I are on the same page there. Jerry, where

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do you fall on that? You're not as rigid on

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that as Trey and I are?

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No.

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I mean, we've established a few rules, like the Dutch

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oven is right out.

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That's good, because one thing you've got to keep in

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mind as a guy, you think it's really funny if

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you do it, but what's not funny is when they

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do it back.

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Yes. And that's the day you learn. And you are

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never the same.

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So Dutch oven out, but what about the occasional... Do

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you crop dust each other? I'm trying to figure out

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where your boundaries are. You'll crop dust each other?

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There's a lot of that. There's a lot of that?

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You know, it's never... I'm intentionally going over there to

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do that, but if it's going to happen, it happens.

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So it's in sort of a pranking fashion, not a

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hate fart fashion.

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I feel like crowd dusting is intentional.

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Oh, it is.

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But I think that's what I'm trying to figure out.

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Is it because it's more of like a prank or

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is it because, no, I'm mad at you and this

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is how I'm going to show it?

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No, it's just because I'm walking over there by where

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she may be and there's a fart coming and I'm

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not going to hold it in.

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It's just going to happen. You don't want to waste

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the opportunity.

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So it's just, she's just lucky, lucky timing.

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Lucky, unlucky. It works both ways. It's, you know, fair.

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Is, is that sort of the extent of it or

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does this not without getting too deep into your bedroom activities? Does,

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is there any crossover in there? Like where it ceases

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to be playful and now it's actually romantic?

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No. Okay, good. No, no.

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Even if it is, thank you for saying no. Um,

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So anyway, Trey, you're ready to get back out there. Obviously,

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you've been around a while.

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You've been through many experiences. You've been through a lot

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of relationships.

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It's not like you're just jumping into the first situation

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or the first person that maybe takes any sort of

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an interest. Because with age comes wisdom and not wanting

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to waste a bunch of time doing stuff you don't

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want to do.

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I guess I was just.

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just.

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Generally and genuinely curious, if a situation presented itself, would

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you explore it?

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Yes.

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If a situation presented itself, I would definitely explore it.

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But I'm at a point where one of the things

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that worked with Brandy was the fact that we had

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similar interest, enjoyed enjoy the same things. And so I'm

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not going to force a situation. I'm not definitely not

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going to get into a situation just because I, I

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just don't want to be alone. So there are criteria

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that have to be met. You know, you have to

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take care of yourself. You know, be my age or

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probably I'd say somewhere within 15 years younger to my age.

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Uh, what about, what about 15 years older? If, uh,

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if you got you a good grand Cougar.

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Yeah, no. Uh, you know, I mean, if she's a billionaire, sure.

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This is, this is why we're doing this. I'm talking

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through trying to find what it is you're looking for.

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And we're being honest here. And I applaud you for

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you being honest. I'm just glad to know if you

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feel like you're there, good. I don't want you to

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think I'm trying to surprise you here. don't have anyone

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in mind or anything.

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I was just genuinely curious.

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I've thought about it. I'm sure at some point I

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will really get back out there, which is going to

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have to... The just absolute shitty thing about it is

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To get back out there in this day and age

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means you got to get on the dating apps. And

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I just, I don't have it in me right now.

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You know, you kind of did it before by it.

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I mean, not doing the dating apps all that much.

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You kind of, you did like that one dating event

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thing that took you out of your comfort zone. If

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you don't want to meet someone through a dating app,

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then don't. If it's meant to be, then you'll meet

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somebody in some other fashion.

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No, I won't.

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Because that would involve... You know, I mean, Brandy, she

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messaged me first out of the blue.

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Why do you think we're talking about this on the show?

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The best dating app you've got is this show.

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You know, maybe.

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So if there's a 65-year-old billionaire woman who's real lonely,

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I mean, Trey's your boy.

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Yeah. Or if, you know, a 40-year-old that takes good

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care of themselves.

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And won't fart on him.

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Yeah. And probably... He doesn't have really young kids.

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Some kids are fine. He's cool with it. He's kind

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of flexible.

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Well, I just, I don't.

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You're realistic.

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Realistically, it's the, I mean, well-behaved kids, fine. That's just,

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they have to be well-behaved.

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I understand.

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And let's be honest, parents, you know if your kids

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are assholes or not.

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And if you don't know?

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They are.

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They are. So let's say you meet someone and you're ready. Like,

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you know, I want to ask this person out. I

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want a first date. That'll really stand out. Would you

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take her base jumping?

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Let's see. I meet someone I like enough to actually

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go out with. And am I going to, you know,

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see if, One or both of us can die on

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the first date? Probably not.

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I know.

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You know what? I'm a 52-year-old man.

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I found someone that I thought was worth enough to

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just ask out. I don't want to put her life

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on the line on the first date, let alone yours.

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I ask this just to make sure you don't have

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any plans to go base jumping on a first date

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with anybody.

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I don't have any plans to go base jumping, period.

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I don't know if they offer that off the top

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of Reunion Tower.

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I don't think so. On the list of things of,

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I will call kind of daredevil things that one might try,

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base jumping would be just at the bottom. I would

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go skydiving far before I would go base jumping.

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Really?

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Yeah. For the simple reason that you have a lot

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more time if the first chute malfunctions to get to

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the second chute. If you're base jumping, you probably only

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have one shot.

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And just enough time to realize what's about to happen.

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Uh-huh.

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Jerry, you obviously feel differently.

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Or do you see skydiving and base jumping as basically

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the same thing?

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I mean, pretty much the same thing. Yeah.

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I mean, it's true. You have a much shorter trip.

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You've got a lot less reaction time. You've got a

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lot shorter time for your whole life to flash in

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front of your eyes when you're base jumping.

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Yeah. Base jumping. You're, you're generally at most a thousand

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feet or skydiving. You've got 10,000. So like I said,

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you've got, and I don't even know if base jumping,

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if you even have a backup parachute.

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I know in some base jumping, they just kind of

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hold that. I've never been skydiving, so I don't know.

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Yeah, they hold it.

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They hold the first thing that comes out, and then

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that pulls the main chute, right? Whereas in skydiving, it's

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all in the pack, and you pull the cord, and

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everything gets released. But yeah, in base jumping, you're holding

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in your hand the first part of skydiving.

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I'm just afraid, like, what if I have a hangnail

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that day?

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I just think about how much time you actually have

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to think about your situation if it all goes to

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hell while you're skydiving.

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In my logical brain, this is how I can somewhat

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justify I would rather skydive to my death than base

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jump to my death. While it makes sense that with

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the base jump to your death, like if everything goes wrong,

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the base jump to your death makes sense in that

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you won't have a whole lot of time to think

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about all the bad things that are now going to

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happen to you. It's probably going to be... pretty quick. But,

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I believe that additional time falling while skydiving, after all

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the bad things have happened, you can go through a

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couple of stages before you go splat. So you'll have

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initial fear, and then eventually you'll have a couple extra

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seconds for acceptance, and then eventually you may just.

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Be like, I'm just gonna go with it now.

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Hey, you're flying.

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That's right! You're falling with style.

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And, one of the big differences between base jumping and

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skydiving is in skydiving, you have, you will reach terminal velocity.

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Base jumping, you probably don't have enough time. So you

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might limp away from a base jump.

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You're not going to want to.

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Yeah, exactly. I mean, I, you, uh, or better yet,

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you'll probably get, you might get wheeled away from a

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base jump, but, uh, skydive chances are you're, you're, going

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on to meet your maker.

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It's pretty good odds.

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The reason I ask you that, Trey, is whether or

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not you would do base jumping on a first date

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is because someone gave us a very stark reminder at

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how dangerous base jumping can be. A base jumper fatally

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plunged 700 feet after their wingsuit failure in Utah.

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Wingsuits.

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They weren't just doing the normal base jumping with the parachute.

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They were doing the base jumping with with the squirrel

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suit situation, a la the New Point break, a la

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Mission Impossible type stuff. 27-year-old base jumper died on Sunday

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after his wingsuit failed when he launched from a 700-foot

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perch in Utah.

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I don't even know if he was by himself.

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Search and rescue crews were called to Lethams Hollow, an

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area of canyon walls and cliffs not unlike the Grand Canyons. 9,

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10 a.m. on Sunday declared the man dead at the scene.

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They said the man was experienced in this type of

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activity and was part of a group of as many

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as 10 people who appeared to be engaged in wingsuit-aided

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base jumping. The area about 45 miles north of Ogden

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is very popular with the base jumpers. Medical transport helicopters

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sent to help with the initial search transported the man's body.

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Before Sunday, 541 deaths around the world since 1981 have

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been logged by the base fatality list.

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That's definitely a list you don't want to be on,

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but they have it.

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That's actually less than 10 a year. I'm kind of surprised.

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Same.

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I guess that's more than 10 a year, but not

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much more.

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This year, 15 such deaths have been reported worldwide.

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Globally.

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In June, two base jumpers died in a separate accident

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in Utah. One of them performed on stage with Madonna

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at the 2012 Super Bowl. And then a photographer helped coin,

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not helped Coinbase, but he helped Coinbase as a description

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of the sport's adrenaline-inspiring launch points, buildings, antennas, spans, earth.

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That's what base stands for in case you were curious.

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This was back in 1978 when he videotaped early jumps

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from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan rock formation.

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There's part of me wish I had the balls to

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do it and just didn't care.

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But yeah.

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See, when I was younger, I could do that stuff.

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But you get to an age somewhere in your late

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30s where your brain says that your ass should never

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be over your head at any point in time. And

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there's just this shift. And I just, I can't, I

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went bungee jumping when I was in my twenties. I

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couldn't do it now.

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Nightmare.

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And part of the reason, and part of that is biological, right?

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Like it's innate. Like it is very unnatural to jump

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off of a cliff into the void.

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Right.

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And to be fair, it's, it is, it is not

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an illogical fear.

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Because earlier this year, a.

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Young lady went bungee jumping and the bungee crew forgot

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to tie the bungee to her feet. So they just

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threw her from a bridge and she died.

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That was in Brazil.

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Yeah.

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Wow. You had one job. Really? And there's three of them.

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Yeah. You've got two guys that are lifting this girl.

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And then a third guy, they're all supposed to check

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all the safety stuff. And then they just like, she's

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kind of like, kind of like she's crowd surfing on

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her like stomach.

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So she's face down. And then they just.

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Do the one, two, three, and then they throw her

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off the bridge. And that's when the third guy looks

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and sees there's no tail following her.

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Oh, no.

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And they just threw her. There she goes.

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And that poor thing was expecting the rope to hit

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at any time. You talk about having zero time to

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react because she's expecting that thing to snap. It's supposed

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to get you close to the ground. So by the

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time she realized it wasn't going to happen, she was

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probably already gone.

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No. If you remember the story, she was alive when

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the paramedics first got there, and she died later on.

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So she lived through it. That's, again, why I will

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take skydiving over base jumping bungee cord.

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That's right, because you will hit that terminal velocity, and

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there will be.

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No when you hit. Terrifying.

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One of the most horrific stories I've ever heard. And

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also solidifying why I will never, ever, never, ever, ever, never.

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Bungee jump. I was smart enough to have an air

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pad under me. You mean to land on or to

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shit on? Well, yes.

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Yeah.

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To land on one of the big inflatable stunt pads. Yeah.

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It's from a crane or an arch or something. Got it.

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Yeah.

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I know for me, I would probably have to be

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wearing it. If I was to ever actually willingly do it,

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I will wear a diaper. And it's not going to

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be just in case. It's going to be guaranteed.

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There does come a moment when your brain starts searching

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for that feeling of the bungee getting taut.

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It's not depends, it's for sure.

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It's for sure.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get

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your free roof inspection and property review scheduled. The website, cookdfw.com.

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I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel.

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Super El Nino.

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And the effect that is going to have on weather,

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especially in the North Texas area.

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You know, you're right.

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We just are officially in going into.

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The Super El Nino.

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The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular

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El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have

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a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year.

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Or shall we say on El Nino?

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Um, so there are some differences, speculations, nothing is set

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in stone. This is not a guarantee that we're going

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to have a deluge of water for the next year.

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I mean, that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, Hey,

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we might have a wetter than normal.

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We could have more storms. It could be just a

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lot of rain.

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We all need to go out and build arcs. I

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don't know, but I mean, be prepared. The moral of

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the story is every day you live in North Texas,

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especially in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home

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is sitting. Know how your roof looks. Know how your

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windows are working. Know if your doors have holes. I mean,

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just know your home.

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Know your home.

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Call us out.

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We want to educate you.

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We will come around, walk you around, show you things

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that you should know, and then we can help you

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with getting them taken care of.

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And no pressure, all education.

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And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will

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take care of you, the homeowner, with very, very gentle hands.

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I know because I've been 833-COOK-DFW. That sound bad? Sounded bad.

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833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com.

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I'm going to be laughing about it's not depends. It's

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for sure. It's for sure. For at least a week.

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Thank you, Trey. Thank you very much. I also want

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to come out with a new episode. competitor for depends.

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Those would sell out absolutely oh it's not depends it's

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for sure boom in stores now.

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Just imagine the commercial.

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Oh you know what's gonna happen you might as well

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go with the with the the adult diaper company that

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knew it was gonna happen not a well maybe All right,

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back inside the treehouse now. I'm Dan, that's Trey, along

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with Jerry. Today is Thursday. I can't believe I'm going

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to say this. October 1st, 2026.

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Let's celebrate.

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In addition to celebrity birthdays today, for me, and I

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think for most people, Thursday, October 1st, is the official

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first day of spooky season. Some people start sooner than others,

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but for me, like spooky season, official start is October 1st.

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Get all 31 days of spooky season before you roll

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into pre-Christmas. We're going to start. So October 1st actually

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has a lot of really good birthdays. See if we

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can get through most of these. Social media and gymnastics

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star Livvy Dunn is 24 today. She's a now former

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LSU gymnast who became one of college sports' biggest social

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media personalities. She has taken that and spun that into

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a couple of endorsement deals and a role on the

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new rebooted Baywatch series.

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I don't know when that's supposed to.

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Air or on what platform or if it's just going

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to be on the Baywatch channel on Roku.

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I don't know.

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But Libby Dunn is part of that new cast, and

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00:26:13.150 --> 00:26:15.029
she's part of what's kind of like this new Hollywood

479
00:26:15.069 --> 00:26:17.819
trend of if you have a new show, it helps

480
00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:20.779
to have an influencer somewhere in there to get more

481
00:26:20.859 --> 00:26:26.539
eyeballs at the beginning.

482
00:26:26.740 --> 00:26:28.480
I think we can all agree Baywatch was just a

483
00:26:28.500 --> 00:26:31.599
bad show, but it was a novelty at the time

484
00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:39.220
because scantily clad women, that was an anomaly. I think

485
00:26:39.660 --> 00:26:47.980
in today's society, there's nothing remotely... I mean, especially younger,

486
00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:51.400
the Gen Z, they've seen it all. There's nothing about

487
00:26:51.539 --> 00:26:54.220
scantily clad women that are going to draw them to

488
00:26:54.259 --> 00:26:55.000
a TV show.

489
00:26:55.460 --> 00:26:57.420
Yeah, I mean, you can see that on TikTok, on

490
00:26:57.859 --> 00:27:01.660
social media, whenever you want, Snapchat, whatever. If you want

491
00:27:01.700 --> 00:27:05.750
to see scantily clad, it's right there.

492
00:27:05.250 --> 00:27:06.089
In the palm of your hand.

493
00:27:07.190 --> 00:27:09.769
Part of the reason why Baywatch was so huge back

494
00:27:09.809 --> 00:27:12.470
in the day is because you didn't have that many

495
00:27:12.630 --> 00:27:17.599
moving picture options anymore. especially available to people that were

496
00:27:17.740 --> 00:27:21.500
under 18, 17.

497
00:27:21.500 --> 00:27:22.579
Playboy. I mean, that was.

498
00:27:23.779 --> 00:27:27.299
And technically, if you were under a certain age, you

499
00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:28.940
weren't supposed to have that, but it helped if you

500
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:30.039
were like me and your dad had that.

501
00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:34.880
So you're right, Trey.

502
00:27:34.900 --> 00:27:36.670
That was an era in which we didn't have the

503
00:27:36.750 --> 00:27:39.390
internet to pull up whatever we wanted on a computer

504
00:27:39.470 --> 00:27:42.130
or a phone to see exactly what's happening on television.

505
00:27:42.150 --> 00:27:44.519
Back then, television was kind of what we had. So

506
00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:50.349
that's part of the reason Baywatch was so huge. So

507
00:27:50.380 --> 00:27:52.549
I am curious to see if the new.

508
00:27:52.450 --> 00:27:53.549
Baywatch is any good.

509
00:27:54.789 --> 00:27:57.470
Look, it's probably not because it's not like they had

510
00:27:57.490 --> 00:27:59.190
a whole lot to go from in the first place.

511
00:27:59.269 --> 00:28:02.109
But it is going to be interesting to see if

512
00:28:02.130 --> 00:28:04.849
they can actually make it successful, as you said, Trey,

513
00:28:04.890 --> 00:28:07.470
when there's already plenty of what it's going to show

514
00:28:08.009 --> 00:28:09.230
online whenever you want it.

515
00:28:09.549 --> 00:28:15.349
I mean, if Dwayne Johnson couldn't make the movie... reboot

516
00:28:15.630 --> 00:28:21.690
uh success what makes them think they're gonna have any

517
00:28:22.220 --> 00:28:24.779
i don't know i feel like they're just desperate for stuff.

518
00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:27.119
They have the reality show to pull stories from now.

519
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:33.579
There's a baywatch reality show uh.

520
00:28:32.500 --> 00:28:34.940
It's uh it's basically beach cops.

521
00:28:39.559 --> 00:28:41.640
Are you talking like an actual reality show or is

522
00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:44.319
this like a an extension of the new baywatch show.

523
00:28:44.819 --> 00:28:47.759
No, no, it's an actual reality TV show. It's called

524
00:28:47.779 --> 00:28:50.339
Beach Cops? Well, that's what it is.

525
00:28:50.700 --> 00:28:52.339
I don't remember the title right off the top of

526
00:28:52.380 --> 00:28:56.579
my head, but it's basically, it's the police and the,

527
00:28:59.500 --> 00:29:02.920
you know, the Baywatch working together to, yeah.

528
00:29:03.539 --> 00:29:04.240
Okay, interesting.

529
00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:08.480
So in no way related to the actual fiction TV show,

530
00:29:08.539 --> 00:29:11.200
just an act, just a regular reality show.

531
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:16.910
Right. Okay. So anyway, Livvy Dunn. She is 24 today.

532
00:29:17.069 --> 00:29:20.950
Happy birthday to her. MCU star Brie Larson is 37.

533
00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:26.599
I know she's talented and she's got a pretty voice.

534
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:29.279
She's a good singer, but I've yet to see a movie.

535
00:29:29.339 --> 00:29:32.200
We talked about this not that long ago.

536
00:29:32.289 --> 00:29:36.059
I don't think she's a very good actress. She's stiff

537
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:38.740
i know jerry i'm sorry.

538
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:41.579
No that's that's what she does when you need that

539
00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:44.400
kind of persona that's who you hire that's what she does.

540
00:29:45.710 --> 00:29:47.769
A piece of wood i.

541
00:29:47.750 --> 00:29:52.289
Mean she really she really like really like um going

542
00:29:52.329 --> 00:29:54.930
back and re-watching now for the third time the entire

543
00:29:55.049 --> 00:29:58.549
mcu The second time I was like, she seems kind

544
00:29:58.589 --> 00:30:01.170
of stiff this third time going through watching Brie Larson.

545
00:30:01.190 --> 00:30:05.819
It's like, she is really, really rigid. Um, maybe she's

546
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:07.619
been better and other stuff and I just haven't seen it.

547
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:10.599
I hope that's the case, but Brie Larson 37 today, uh,

548
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:17.920
other birthdays, Robbie Ray is 35. He's a, uh, 2021

549
00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:19.220
American league Cy Young winner.

550
00:30:20.180 --> 00:30:26.339
That's baseball, Jerry. Um, Scrolling down.

551
00:30:26.500 --> 00:30:29.460
Zach Galifianakis is 57 today.

552
00:30:30.059 --> 00:30:30.359
Nice.

553
00:30:31.180 --> 00:30:32.849
Mr. Between Two Ferns.

554
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:37.269
Which, I swear, I mean, that show now seems ancient

555
00:30:37.349 --> 00:30:40.309
by today's standards. Between Two Ferns is one of the

556
00:30:40.369 --> 00:30:43.049
greatest shows ever. And it also has some of the

557
00:30:43.069 --> 00:30:49.829
greatest outtakes ever. Because you get serious, serious Hollywood A-list

558
00:30:49.869 --> 00:30:54.920
star power sitting across from Zach Galifianakis basically just roasting

559
00:30:54.960 --> 00:30:58.789
the ever-loving out of them it's some of the most

560
00:30:58.849 --> 00:31:00.930
hysterical stuff I've seen and it's so funny that even

561
00:31:01.009 --> 00:31:02.710
it cracks him up at times when he's trying to

562
00:31:02.829 --> 00:31:05.849
ask the questions and there's a really good one in

563
00:31:05.869 --> 00:31:08.390
there where I think he's roasting Brie Larson and says

564
00:31:08.450 --> 00:31:09.190
something like.

565
00:31:09.269 --> 00:31:11.869
What's it like being a horrible actress.

566
00:31:15.700 --> 00:31:17.079
Oh that makes me want to go back and re-watch

567
00:31:17.099 --> 00:31:18.900
some of those shows he's got a new show about

568
00:31:18.940 --> 00:31:21.220
gardening on Netflix right now by the way if you

569
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:25.839
haven't seen it it's wonderful Zach Galifianakis is one of

570
00:31:25.859 --> 00:31:32.390
those people I would watch do just about anything. Mark McGuire,

571
00:31:32.950 --> 00:31:37.289
one of the biggest disappointments in sports, to me, 63.

572
00:31:39.049 --> 00:31:39.369
Why?

573
00:31:43.170 --> 00:31:45.150
Because, look, I know he was on the juice. I

574
00:31:45.170 --> 00:31:47.390
think we all knew he was on the juice in Oakland.

575
00:31:47.630 --> 00:31:51.339
He went from a tall, gangly first baseman to almost

576
00:31:51.380 --> 00:31:55.119
a bodybuilder next to Jose Canseco. But it really, really

577
00:31:55.259 --> 00:31:57.299
stung me when he went to St. Louis, did the

578
00:31:57.319 --> 00:31:59.599
whole home run thing with Sammy Davis.

579
00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:07.319
Oh, Sammy Davis. Wrong black man. With Sammy Sosa.

580
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.420
Although it would have been really entertaining if it was

581
00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:12.559
Mark McGuire versus Sammy Davis Jr.

582
00:32:13.619 --> 00:32:13.900
Man.

583
00:32:15.380 --> 00:32:17.460
I would love to see Sammy Davis Jr. in a

584
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:18.920
home run derby with Mark McGuire.

585
00:32:18.940 --> 00:32:19.380
That'd be great.

586
00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:24.109
Anyway, I just hated that whole.

587
00:32:25.569 --> 00:32:28.369
What now feels so disingenuous with the Maris family, him

588
00:32:28.390 --> 00:32:29.650
breaking the record and everything.

589
00:32:29.690 --> 00:32:34.000
And then coming out that, that he was, he, he

590
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:36.440
was juicing and it just, it just, just, it made

591
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:40.220
it so awful. Yeah.

592
00:32:40.740 --> 00:32:43.200
Just, just that whole situation just really left a horrible,

593
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:46.579
horrible taste in my mouth, even though I wasn't surprised.

594
00:32:47.980 --> 00:32:53.269
Well, and looking back, half the league was juicing. Right.

595
00:32:54.150 --> 00:32:54.769
To some extent.

596
00:32:54.829 --> 00:32:54.990
Yes.

597
00:32:55.990 --> 00:32:57.990
That doesn't make it okay. They all knew it was wrong.

598
00:32:58.329 --> 00:32:59.759
You know how I knew it was wrong? Because they

599
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:00.900
all did it in quiet.

600
00:33:01.420 --> 00:33:03.019
It's not like you went in the clubhouse and they're

601
00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:04.420
all just sticking it in each other's butts.

602
00:33:04.660 --> 00:33:04.960
Needles.

603
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:08.200
No, they went out of their way. I mean, Balco

604
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:13.859
was just the epitome of it, of trying, you know,

605
00:33:13.900 --> 00:33:16.269
coming up with new and creative ways to skirt drug tests.

606
00:33:16.769 --> 00:33:19.190
Yeah.

607
00:33:20.769 --> 00:33:25.369
Randy Quaid is 76. He has not aged well.

608
00:33:27.930 --> 00:33:31.829
He is one of those guys where I really, really....

609
00:33:33.750 --> 00:33:36.950
It's helpful that he hasn't done anything great in recent

610
00:33:36.990 --> 00:33:40.170
years because it makes it easier to separate the man

611
00:33:40.230 --> 00:33:43.609
from the art because I love him in Independence Day.

612
00:33:45.130 --> 00:33:48.809
And I absolutely love Cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon's

613
00:33:48.849 --> 00:33:49.630
vacation movies.

614
00:33:50.250 --> 00:33:51.049
I can still.

615
00:33:50.869 --> 00:33:53.430
Watch those movies and not be affected by how crazy

616
00:33:53.490 --> 00:33:54.799
real-life Randy Quaid is.

617
00:33:55.619 --> 00:33:57.730
And, I mean, you can go back to... the whole

618
00:33:57.750 --> 00:34:00.210
reason why he's been in the news recently, he was

619
00:34:00.410 --> 00:34:04.049
good in Days of Thunder. For that role, he was great.

620
00:34:04.470 --> 00:34:04.630
But.

621
00:34:04.650 --> 00:34:10.260
I don't know if he... I went back and read that,

622
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.199
because we talked about that, I don't know, was it two,

623
00:34:12.219 --> 00:34:14.820
three weeks ago, where they're going to... They announced Days

624
00:34:14.860 --> 00:34:16.940
of Thunder 2 with Anne Hathaway, and he came out

625
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:19.639
and said Anne Hathaway isn't sexy and too woke and

626
00:34:19.659 --> 00:34:25.670
this and that. Were you trying to get your role back? Yeah.

627
00:34:26.849 --> 00:34:28.179
And you thought you were just going to piss up

628
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:30.800
Tom Cruise's legs and see if that worked out?

629
00:34:31.619 --> 00:34:32.800
Yeah. Bad news, Randy.

630
00:34:35.460 --> 00:34:38.119
I'm guessing that he already knew that he wasn't going

631
00:34:38.139 --> 00:34:40.420
to have a role in that movie. Otherwise, even crazy

632
00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:42.619
Randy Quaid would have known to have kept his mouth shut.

633
00:34:43.340 --> 00:34:47.050
But for as crazy as Tom Cruise may be to

634
00:34:47.230 --> 00:34:50.570
us in certain lights, he is not a stupid man.

635
00:34:51.610 --> 00:34:55.869
And he pays attention enough to realize... There is no

636
00:34:55.929 --> 00:34:58.909
way crazy-ass Randy Quaid was going to get a role

637
00:34:59.070 --> 00:35:01.949
in Days of Thunder 2, not based on his shenanigans.

638
00:35:03.130 --> 00:35:03.909
Not a chance in hell.

639
00:35:05.449 --> 00:35:11.449
No, especially not because, and Tom Cruise knows this from

640
00:35:11.489 --> 00:35:15.349
his own problems, like even though it was COVID, filming

641
00:35:16.449 --> 00:35:20.599
Mission Impossible, one outburst, one anything on set can totally

642
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:21.519
derail a movie.

643
00:35:22.059 --> 00:35:22.340
Mm-hmm.

644
00:35:23.500 --> 00:35:26.239
I do want to see Tom Cruise's new movie, The Digger.

645
00:35:26.260 --> 00:35:32.519
Yeah. I cannot wait to see that movie. It looks

646
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:36.449
so good. Not just because Tom Cruise... When you think

647
00:35:36.489 --> 00:35:40.030
about it, I'm having two thoughts at the same time.

648
00:35:40.050 --> 00:35:40.909
Let me get the first one out.

649
00:35:41.690 --> 00:35:44.329
Digger looks really, really good, not just because it's Tom

650
00:35:44.409 --> 00:35:47.030
Cruise dressed up as someone that doesn't look anything like him.

651
00:35:47.650 --> 00:35:50.329
But the rest of the cast also looks amazing. I

652
00:35:50.369 --> 00:35:53.929
can't wait to see John Goodman as a near-death president

653
00:35:53.969 --> 00:35:58.110
of the United States. Because in the trailers, it looks hysterical.

654
00:35:59.949 --> 00:36:03.420
So the cast of that movie already looks really, really good. Now,

655
00:36:03.460 --> 00:36:07.219
back to Tom Cruise. Some of the best roles in

656
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:09.840
Tom Cruise's career have been the roles where he looks

657
00:36:09.940 --> 00:36:10.900
nothing like himself.

658
00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:16.110
Mm-hmm. In Tropic Thunder. Yeah. S. Les Grossman.

659
00:36:16.659 --> 00:36:21.090
And in Vanilla Sky, where his face is disfigured and stuff.

660
00:36:22.449 --> 00:36:23.590
I never saw Vanilla Sky.

661
00:36:24.650 --> 00:36:28.489
Full disclosure, neither have I. But I have heard that

662
00:36:28.530 --> 00:36:29.710
it's one of his best roles.

663
00:36:29.929 --> 00:36:30.550
And it's amazing.

664
00:36:30.590 --> 00:36:32.469
It's like, and now we're going to get another one

665
00:36:32.510 --> 00:36:34.869
in Digger where he looks basically nothing like himself. He's

666
00:36:34.909 --> 00:36:36.750
not pretty boy, you know, Tom Cruise kind of a thing.

667
00:36:37.090 --> 00:36:40.909
He's playing an outright character. And he looks amazing in it.

668
00:36:41.409 --> 00:36:42.110
I love how.

669
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:47.559
He's not just a one trick pony mission, impossible running, jumping,

670
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:51.550
and more running kind of a thing. He's a crazy ass,

671
00:36:51.590 --> 00:36:53.630
good actor. And I'm, I'm excited to see him when

672
00:36:53.670 --> 00:36:58.050
he looks really, really different. I guess is the only

673
00:36:58.090 --> 00:36:58.570
way to put it.

674
00:37:00.610 --> 00:37:04.929
Yeah. I, my, he was so good as less Grossman that,

675
00:37:04.949 --> 00:37:09.170
and maybe that, that kind of freed him from being

676
00:37:09.230 --> 00:37:09.809
Tom Cruise.

677
00:37:11.429 --> 00:37:11.610
Yeah.

678
00:37:11.650 --> 00:37:14.039
You hope kind of the same thing. from this one,

679
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:17.699
because I, we talked about this before. I feel like

680
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:19.639
they missed a huge opportunity. They could have made a

681
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:24.110
Les Grossman movie and we would have all watched it.

682
00:37:24.739 --> 00:37:25.219
Absolutely.

683
00:37:26.099 --> 00:37:30.619
And maybe even in today's environment, maybe even a short

684
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:31.760
series type of a thing.

685
00:37:32.179 --> 00:37:36.239
Yeah. It's amazing. I would watch that. It's amazing what

686
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:37.710
a prosthetic will do for an actor.

687
00:37:40.050 --> 00:37:42.250
As soon as you put something on their face, man, bam.

688
00:37:42.769 --> 00:37:46.590
Yep. All right, other birthdays today. Julie Andrews.

689
00:37:46.630 --> 00:37:48.809
I can't, is she still alive? According to my printer,

690
00:37:48.849 --> 00:37:51.969
it says she's still alive. Julie Andrews is 91. Mary Poppins,

691
00:37:52.030 --> 00:37:54.880
The Sound of Music, The Princess Diaries, tons of stuff

692
00:37:54.900 --> 00:37:56.699
that's too long to even name, but Julie Andrews, 91 today.

693
00:37:56.820 --> 00:37:59.340
Yeah, in fact, I think it was a big deal

694
00:37:59.380 --> 00:38:03.860
that I've never seen any of them, but they're making

695
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:06.010
another Princess Diaries, but she's not going to be in

696
00:38:06.050 --> 00:38:06.510
the next one.

697
00:38:07.969 --> 00:38:09.349
So I guess things aren't looking too good.

698
00:38:11.590 --> 00:38:13.630
Or even she knows that that franchise is dead.

699
00:38:16.030 --> 00:38:21.289
The Princess Diaries are deader than she is. And then

700
00:38:21.349 --> 00:38:24.090
a few deceased birthdays. There's so many that they're worth mentioning.

701
00:38:24.150 --> 00:38:26.230
Richard Harris would have been 96 today.

702
00:38:26.329 --> 00:38:27.210
Phenomenal actor.

703
00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:31.099
Camelot, Unforgiven, the original Professor Dumbledore in the first two

704
00:38:31.139 --> 00:38:35.119
Harry Potter movies. Also, one hell of a Marcus Aurelius

705
00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:40.980
in Gladiator. Tom Bosley from The Happy Days would have

706
00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:46.309
been 99 today. Jimmy Carter passed away in 2024, 39th U.S.

707
00:38:46.369 --> 00:38:46.750
President.

708
00:38:48.409 --> 00:38:55.130
William Rehnquist, former Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, 102.

709
00:38:55.130 --> 00:38:56.449
That's how old he would have been today if he

710
00:38:56.489 --> 00:38:57.050
was still kicking.

711
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:01.260
Walter Matthau would have been 106 today, passed.

712
00:39:01.059 --> 00:39:04.500
Away in 2000. One of the greatest movies of all time,

713
00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:07.280
Grumpy Old Men. And Bad News Bears.

714
00:39:08.300 --> 00:39:15.219
And Grumpier Old Men. That solid sequel... Because those are

715
00:39:15.260 --> 00:39:20.860
on TV fairly often. And Jack Lemmon, and it's funny,

716
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:26.789
the fact that Burgess Meredith is the old dad.

717
00:39:28.929 --> 00:39:29.849
He stole that movie.

718
00:39:30.059 --> 00:39:30.300
Yeah.

719
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:35.219
Stole that movie. And he's got really good lines.

720
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:38.920
Like, if Gen X wants to do a throwback thing,

721
00:39:38.980 --> 00:39:40.769
like they love 80s and 90s stuff, if you want

722
00:39:40.789 --> 00:39:43.590
to go back, go back to Grumpy Old Men and

723
00:39:43.670 --> 00:39:46.230
steal some of Burgess Meredith's pickup lines and try them out.

724
00:39:46.250 --> 00:39:46.750
See what happens.

725
00:39:51.130 --> 00:39:56.969
That's the exact reaction I was hoping for Jerry thank you.

726
00:39:57.230 --> 00:40:01.570
And the sad thing and the sad thing grumpy old

727
00:40:01.590 --> 00:40:07.150
men and Margaret is our age in that movie.

728
00:40:07.550 --> 00:40:11.550
Shut the fuck no no she's not how old was

729
00:40:11.590 --> 00:40:18.389
Ann Margaret in grumpy old men early 50s fudge.

730
00:40:22.010 --> 00:40:22.449
Yeah.

731
00:40:23.110 --> 00:40:24.030
Why do they hurt us?

732
00:40:27.309 --> 00:40:30.280
Like it was bad enough learning that in the golden girls,

733
00:40:30.380 --> 00:40:32.820
the characters of everyone on the show are in their

734
00:40:33.179 --> 00:40:36.260
like early fifties, the golden girls.

735
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:39.440
Hmm. Again, cocoon is the ultimate.

736
00:40:39.980 --> 00:40:40.260
Yes.

737
00:40:40.980 --> 00:40:46.699
Because, because, uh, Oh God, I just drew, uh, Oh, Brimley.

738
00:40:46.739 --> 00:40:50.949
Wilford Brimley was 49, I think, when they filmed Cocoon.

739
00:40:56.909 --> 00:40:58.090
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740
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Once again, 833-COOK-DFW or the website cookdfw.com. Saved possibly the

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best for last here, Trey and Jerry inside the tree house.

758
00:42:07.110 --> 00:42:09.050
This is, I don't have my sound effects machine, but

759
00:42:09.070 --> 00:42:10.659
this would be a good time to pull out the

760
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:12.840
old Who's the big dumbass jingle?

761
00:42:14.739 --> 00:42:16.280
I don't think you have that one ready to go, Trey.

762
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:16.780
I do not.

763
00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:19.360
Do we all remember how it goes?

764
00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:23.320
Or is it not very PC to sing it how

765
00:42:23.969 --> 00:42:27.269
it was originally sung back in the early 2000s days?

766
00:42:29.469 --> 00:42:31.389
You're looking it up.

767
00:42:32.090 --> 00:42:35.289
It's probably something we could get away with. Yeah.

768
00:42:37.650 --> 00:42:38.829
Who the big dumbass?

769
00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:45.570
If you really want it.

770
00:42:46.710 --> 00:42:47.949
It's not that big of a deal.

771
00:42:48.909 --> 00:42:51.409
It's more of the question being asked and using it

772
00:42:51.469 --> 00:42:55.320
as a segue into this story. If you're going to

773
00:42:55.380 --> 00:42:58.340
do questionable things on a work trip, it might be

774
00:42:58.380 --> 00:43:01.840
a good idea to turn off your phone sharing location.

775
00:43:04.849 --> 00:43:07.289
just putting that out there in case you're planning on

776
00:43:07.349 --> 00:43:10.550
doing some nefarious things on a work trip in Vegas.

777
00:43:12.449 --> 00:43:15.030
Lady says, uh, her husband was on a work trip

778
00:43:15.190 --> 00:43:18.630
in Vegas and was pinging at a different hotel than

779
00:43:18.670 --> 00:43:23.559
the one he was staying at. At a time in which,

780
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:25.579
at a time in which he should have been in bed.

781
00:43:27.019 --> 00:43:29.460
Okay. And that, that ruins that defense. Cause I was like,

782
00:43:29.500 --> 00:43:33.320
you know, they get the conventions. There's, Maybe staying in

783
00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:35.699
one hotel, but the actual convention's at another one.

784
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:37.019
Could be.

785
00:43:37.699 --> 00:43:43.460
It's Vegas. After the conventions, there's always dinners and everything else.

786
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:47.210
The strip's right there. You go to different spots. Yeah,

787
00:43:47.230 --> 00:43:47.710
makes sense.

788
00:43:48.670 --> 00:43:51.150
Well, he's in Vegas for a conference, his first work

789
00:43:51.230 --> 00:43:56.090
trip post-baby. So mom is at home with the baby.

790
00:43:57.369 --> 00:44:00.269
Daddy's gone out of town to Vegas for a work trip.

791
00:44:00.889 --> 00:44:02.909
She said the past night he was out drinking with

792
00:44:02.949 --> 00:44:05.250
his coworkers and went to one of the evening events

793
00:44:05.309 --> 00:44:07.949
at the conference. His location showed he was clearly moving

794
00:44:08.010 --> 00:44:10.789
around the casino, and he even sent a pic with

795
00:44:10.849 --> 00:44:15.110
his male friend around 12 a.m. He was clearly inebriated.

796
00:44:15.349 --> 00:44:18.510
That was the last communication he sent. She says, I

797
00:44:18.550 --> 00:44:21.719
woke up 5.30 in the morning for a feeding, and

798
00:44:21.739 --> 00:44:25.019
he never sent a made-it-back text or anything. So I

799
00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:29.090
checked his location. It was at a different hotel. next

800
00:44:29.130 --> 00:44:30.909
to the one he was supposed to be staying at.

801
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:35.519
She said she called a bunch of times, texted as well,

802
00:44:35.820 --> 00:44:38.719
no answer. She says it's been over two hours and

803
00:44:38.739 --> 00:44:42.440
he's still pinging at this other hotel. So clearly he

804
00:44:42.460 --> 00:44:44.070
has spent the night there. I don't know what I'm

805
00:44:44.090 --> 00:44:46.269
looking for. The writing seems pretty much on the wall,

806
00:44:46.309 --> 00:44:46.719
doesn't it?

807
00:44:47.369 --> 00:44:48.869
There's an update, more info.

808
00:44:49.829 --> 00:44:52.690
To address people about trust issues, he did tell a

809
00:44:52.730 --> 00:44:55.030
lot of half-truths early on, kind of left things out,

810
00:44:55.050 --> 00:44:56.280
which always left me uncomfortable.

811
00:44:56.690 --> 00:44:58.409
We got through that, though, and communicated better.

812
00:44:58.429 --> 00:45:00.380
Three years ago, he did end up blackout drunk at

813
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:02.639
a strip club miles away from his hotel at a

814
00:45:02.659 --> 00:45:05.199
different work conference on a random Wednesday night. Again, work

815
00:45:05.219 --> 00:45:08.079
through all that scenario and whatnot. So there are reasons why.

816
00:45:07.980 --> 00:45:10.539
I do feel uneasy, especially with postpartum anxiety.

817
00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:14.230
Still haven't heard anything. So at this point, I don't

818
00:45:14.309 --> 00:45:18.070
think he's gambling. Could be wrong, but knowing him, I

819
00:45:18.110 --> 00:45:21.230
don't think he'd last this many hours straight at the table.

820
00:45:21.710 --> 00:45:26.760
Oh, he's gambling. All right. Yes, he is, Jerry.

821
00:45:29.139 --> 00:45:32.570
He could have been out partying with his buddies. His

822
00:45:32.590 --> 00:45:34.409
buddies are staying at a different hotel. He passed out

823
00:45:34.449 --> 00:45:35.429
in their room.

824
00:45:37.050 --> 00:45:38.190
That's the story he should tell.

825
00:45:39.449 --> 00:45:39.929
If he's smart.

826
00:45:39.949 --> 00:45:42.469
Which he may not be.

827
00:45:43.989 --> 00:45:46.829
Or, you know, that he was on a run and

828
00:45:46.849 --> 00:45:49.070
they were still gambling and he just wasn't checking his phone.

829
00:45:50.269 --> 00:45:52.510
Cause you can't in a casino. Like you can't just

830
00:45:52.550 --> 00:45:55.050
like in, in real Vegas casino. I've never been to Vegas,

831
00:45:55.090 --> 00:45:56.949
but in real casinos, they don't let you just pull

832
00:45:56.989 --> 00:45:58.389
your phone out and lay it out there and do

833
00:45:58.409 --> 00:46:00.590
stuff on it. Yeah.

834
00:46:01.909 --> 00:46:03.170
Kind of, you kind of can nowadays.

835
00:46:03.190 --> 00:46:03.449
Yeah.

836
00:46:04.170 --> 00:46:06.550
I haven't been to any traditional casinos in a long time.

837
00:46:06.590 --> 00:46:08.690
Like the last casino I went to, I think was

838
00:46:08.750 --> 00:46:09.409
in Puerto Rico.

839
00:46:09.989 --> 00:46:10.909
That's us territory.

840
00:46:10.929 --> 00:46:14.639
I mean, it's practically international waters. So I think they're

841
00:46:14.659 --> 00:46:17.559
a little, little more lenient. And then like the, the

842
00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:18.760
casino I go to on St.

843
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:21.829
John, it's all like, computer operated so they really don't care.

844
00:46:22.510 --> 00:46:25.699
They're a lot more lax uh the only thing they

845
00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:28.039
really you have to clear ahead of time is if

846
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.079
you're going to try video take a picture of video

847
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.079
anything all right but i mean in this day and

848
00:46:32.139 --> 00:46:36.090
age it's pretty hard to you you can't tell people

849
00:46:36.110 --> 00:46:37.230
to stay off their phones.

850
00:46:37.349 --> 00:46:41.210
Anywhere can you can you pull up your card counting.

851
00:46:41.090 --> 00:46:47.360
App that's where pictures and videos Now, if you were

852
00:46:47.380 --> 00:46:50.659
sitting there on your phone every hand and typing something in, yes,

853
00:46:50.699 --> 00:46:53.929
they would come by and go, excuse me, sir. But

854
00:46:54.349 --> 00:46:56.849
if you're just sending messages or this or that, it's

855
00:46:56.929 --> 00:46:57.829
pretty much impossible.

856
00:46:58.809 --> 00:46:59.929
Yeah.

857
00:47:00.050 --> 00:47:02.789
She does include an update here on Dumbass the Husband.

858
00:47:02.829 --> 00:47:05.170
She said, heard back at 8 a.m. He had gone

859
00:47:05.210 --> 00:47:07.050
back to his room and fell asleep and said that

860
00:47:07.110 --> 00:47:08.630
this hotel location is correct.

861
00:47:08.650 --> 00:47:10.429
He was staying at this one the whole time.

862
00:47:11.349 --> 00:47:14.239
No real explanation provided for this being the first time

863
00:47:14.300 --> 00:47:15.039
it showed up there.

864
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:18.619
And why it said the other one the day before.

865
00:47:20.099 --> 00:47:22.320
So he didn't go with your very solid advice, Jerry,

866
00:47:22.340 --> 00:47:24.880
to say, like, I just passed out in what's-his-name's room.

867
00:47:26.909 --> 00:47:29.150
Instead, he was like, I've been here the whole time, baby.

868
00:47:34.489 --> 00:47:37.349
You're right, Jerry. The man is gambling. Yeah.

869
00:47:38.170 --> 00:47:40.130
He put everything on the double zero. Never put it

870
00:47:40.190 --> 00:47:44.909
on the green. You got to play those corners.

871
00:47:45.530 --> 00:47:45.610
Yeah.

872
00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:53.500
Otherwise you're just playing craps or methods is what you're

873
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:57.489
going to be doing in a box outside. Cause you're

874
00:47:57.530 --> 00:48:02.849
no longer allowed inside your own house. Um, one, one

875
00:48:02.889 --> 00:48:03.369
last story.

876
00:48:03.510 --> 00:48:06.829
You ready? I think we have found a way to

877
00:48:06.889 --> 00:48:08.929
feel sorry for Florida, man.

878
00:48:11.250 --> 00:48:11.849
Okay.

879
00:48:12.210 --> 00:48:13.489
Possibly the impossible.

880
00:48:15.670 --> 00:48:19.889
A Florida man who's now 86 says his viral 110

881
00:48:19.889 --> 00:48:23.409
mile per hour arrest devastated his retirement.

882
00:48:27.789 --> 00:48:29.349
I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but come on.

883
00:48:30.090 --> 00:48:32.429
This does tell me that if you're ever considered a

884
00:48:32.510 --> 00:48:35.179
Florida man in the news, they should give you some

885
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:40.000
type of opinion. 85-year-old Florida driver became an internet sensation

886
00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:42.739
in June after body camera video showed deputies arresting him

887
00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:46.909
following a 110 mile per hour traffic stop. Three months later,

888
00:48:46.949 --> 00:48:53.039
William Bosworth, 86 years old, his Nissan 350Z sitting in

889
00:48:53.079 --> 00:48:56.019
his garage, and he says the consequences of that night

890
00:48:56.280 --> 00:48:58.619
reshaped his retirement, saying it devastated me.

891
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:00.809
It's funny, but it's not funny. I know it's serious.

892
00:49:01.889 --> 00:49:05.769
Pleaded no contest to racing and dangerous excessive speeding, ending

893
00:49:05.789 --> 00:49:08.710
the criminal case that began when deputies accused him of

894
00:49:08.769 --> 00:49:15.739
racing a Corvette. He received a year of supervised probation,

895
00:49:15.780 --> 00:49:19.429
a $ 500 fine, and an advanced driver improvement course while

896
00:49:19.469 --> 00:49:24.219
his driving profession were taken away. He spent more than $ 7, 000

897
00:49:23.380 --> 00:49:26.340
on legal costs, but losing the ability to drive has

898
00:49:26.380 --> 00:49:28.320
been the hardest part. He says, I can't do anything.

899
00:49:28.739 --> 00:49:31.929
I'm not in jail, but I'm behind bars in my house.

900
00:49:37.090 --> 00:49:40.489
Any person of that age, if you're in your 80s,

901
00:49:42.030 --> 00:49:46.679
And you can drive over the speed limit. That should

902
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:47.900
be an automatic pardon.

903
00:49:50.380 --> 00:49:52.420
The fact that you're not camped out in, in the

904
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:54.420
left lane going 20.

905
00:49:54.420 --> 00:49:54.719
Yes.

906
00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:57.300
And I was, I was with the rest of us.

907
00:49:57.610 --> 00:50:01.829
I was stuck behind someone yesterday. This here's the other thing.

908
00:50:01.849 --> 00:50:05.289
I'm not sure you finished the first thing, but okay.

909
00:50:05.949 --> 00:50:08.489
This is kind of a side note. It amazes me.

910
00:50:09.019 --> 00:50:11.199
I'm stuck behind this woman. She's in a brand new

911
00:50:11.260 --> 00:50:17.750
Lexus SUV going 22 in a 40 in the left lane,

912
00:50:19.630 --> 00:50:26.519
you know, 10 and two, like, like she's doing her best. Like, Hey,

913
00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:29.539
why are you in a brand new car? Why? But

914
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.280
if you, if you are, and I, this is, I,

915
00:50:34.460 --> 00:50:38.059
I think about this every time this happens of, I

916
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:41.659
pray I never get to that point. I pray in

917
00:50:41.719 --> 00:50:45.349
my mid eighties, I can still at least handle a

918
00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:50.349
vehicle enough to speed. Yeah. I don't want, I don't

919
00:50:50.369 --> 00:50:52.710
want to be going 110 in a, in a residential

920
00:50:52.769 --> 00:50:56.940
area or anything like that, but there should be some

921
00:50:57.079 --> 00:50:59.780
leniency on this man for the fact that he could

922
00:50:59.820 --> 00:51:01.539
still wheel a car enough to go 110 at that

923
00:51:01.579 --> 00:51:02.119
age and not wreck it.

924
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:02.599
Yeah.

925
00:51:06.219 --> 00:51:09.260
Come on, Florida. As screwed up as you are, you

926
00:51:10.280 --> 00:51:11.519
should allow some leniency for this.

927
00:51:13.820 --> 00:51:15.139
Do the right thing, Florida.

928
00:51:16.219 --> 00:51:19.380
Also, you need to help this man because his wife

929
00:51:19.460 --> 00:51:24.530
might kill him. He's married and she does not drive.

930
00:51:24.989 --> 00:51:29.630
And because he is legally barred from driving, they don't

931
00:51:29.670 --> 00:51:31.989
get to go out to eat anymore. And in the story,

932
00:51:32.130 --> 00:51:34.949
he says that to the news. He says, and I quote,

933
00:51:35.409 --> 00:51:37.679
We can't go out to eat no more. I'm a

934
00:51:37.739 --> 00:51:38.699
dead man walking.

935
00:51:42.820 --> 00:51:45.780
Now on the flip side, I'd say, listen, old man,

936
00:51:46.019 --> 00:51:49.110
there's an app called Uber. Download it. You can go around.

937
00:51:49.530 --> 00:51:52.989
Or the other thing is you were driving 110 miles

938
00:51:53.030 --> 00:51:55.989
an hour. You care about the law that much that

939
00:51:56.409 --> 00:51:58.559
you're not going to chance it?

940
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:00.960
Really?

941
00:52:00.980 --> 00:52:01.059
Yeah.

942
00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:04.639
That's a good point. He was like, I'm going 110

943
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:06.989
miles an hour. Clearly don't care about the posted speed

944
00:52:07.010 --> 00:52:08.679
limit or breaking the law in that regard. But now

945
00:52:08.699 --> 00:52:11.530
that he's got a suspended license, his car is in

946
00:52:11.550 --> 00:52:13.650
the garage, but he's not taking the chance.

947
00:52:13.909 --> 00:52:20.070
Yeah. It's fascinating. You're worried about it. He said 85?

948
00:52:20.059 --> 00:52:22.449
86 now. 86.

949
00:52:22.449 --> 00:52:24.449
86.

950
00:52:26.949 --> 00:52:29.710
Yeah, what do you really care? What's the worst that's

951
00:52:29.730 --> 00:52:32.530
going to happen now? They're going to take away your license? Yeah.

952
00:52:35.789 --> 00:52:37.070
Never would have stopped my grandmother.

953
00:52:37.090 --> 00:52:38.070
Yeah, come on, Florida man.

954
00:52:39.969 --> 00:52:42.469
We have more faith in you than that. Do better.

955
00:52:48.030 --> 00:52:53.150
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