Oct. 9, 2025

Trust Me Granny, You'll Love It | Thursday October 09, 2025

Trust Me Granny, You'll Love It | Thursday October 09, 2025
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We start off with Jerry Jones confusing his thumb and middle finger, kids subway surfing, and a video that almost killed Raj (which means someone got hurt doing something stupid).  

LINKS


NFL fines Jerry Jones for flashing middle finger at fans: Reports | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth

Kids in New York keep dying while 'subway surfing' on top of trains. Can they be stopped? | AP News

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Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma today inside the Treehouse. Our

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second segment is mostly for Trey. Our third segment is

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all about Rash. It is special for you today, my friends,

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but we will start with something for all of us.

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You know the phrase you really stepped in.

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It all too well, I think we've all done that

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a time or two. Well, most people step into smelly predicaments.

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But Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones fingers him in case

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you did not hear, the NFL has fined Dallas Cowboys

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owner and general manager Jerry Jones for flashing his middle finger.

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At fans, which is a relief to some because usually

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he's using it to touch them.

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I say, this didn't happen at baby dolls. This did

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not happen to baby dolls. Now.

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This was from his suite at the Jets game this

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past Sunday, and I saw the photo of this and

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didn't think anything untoward of it. It seemed like a

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classic New York interaction. They're flipping him off, saying all

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sorts of probably terrible things, and he's smiling as he

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gives them the double the double finger salute back. It

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looked to me like it was ingest good old fashioned

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revelry in New Jersey. But instead the NFL saw it

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as something different than that and decided to find him

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two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for double tep.

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The ritz CA. Yeah.

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I don't think he's gonna miss it too much now.

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Well, and.

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I believe the Jets owner Woody Johnson has said he

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wants to sue Jerry Jones for what oh who I mean,

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he's one of the few owners that makes Jerry actually actually,

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I always a Ry's a good owner. He's just a

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bad GM. But yeah, I mean, Whatddy Johnson is far

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worse as an owner.

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Yeah, I mean, Jerry Jones is great for the league,

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and he's great for his fellow owners. He's just terrible

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for us as Cowboys fans.

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You know, great owner, bad GM. Yeah.

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All that being said, the only thing more ridiculous than

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the NFL finding Jerry Jones two hundred and fifty thousand

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dollars for flashing his middle finger at Jets fans is

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Jerry Jones's sad excuse for an excuse because he apologized

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for the gesture, claiming he intended to give a thumbs

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up to Dallas fans. Although if you intended to give

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a thumbs up to Dallas fans and it ended up

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as two middle fingers, that tracks.

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Also arthritis.

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I wanted to do this, but all my fingers could

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do with this, Yeah, And.

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I figured if and I figured if I smiled every

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they would take it the right way.

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Who wants Johnny Blue? I say my.

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Thumbs were holding my glass at Johnny Walker Blue?

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Yeah, yeah, I mean at that point, it really is

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about priorities and do you want your thumb to go

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thumbs up or do you want your thumb to hang

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on to your best friend?

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Old Johnny. That's the only walker he'll ever use. That's ironic.

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Uh huh, because Johnny Walker.

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You're drink enough, Johnny Walker, you're gonna need a walker.

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You'll go sideways. Yeah. Uh.

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The incident happened late in the game against the New

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York Jets, after another Dallas touchdown. That's according to the AP.

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The Cowboys won the game thirty seven to twenty two.

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Jones is appealing the fine. That's according to NFL Network

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insider Tom Pelasaro, claiming the gesture was inadvertent.

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I mean, what it does speak to is.

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Where Jerry just sometimes just I mean, you're you're stooping

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to the level of Jets fans, of fucking Jets fans, And.

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That's where I thought that it was.

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That's where I thought it was all in good fun

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because he's smiling as he's doing it, which is something

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if you're going into certain stadiums on the road you

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need and you are in a suite as the owner,

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and you got the windows open, then you need to,

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you know, sort of act accordingly. And having a little

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fun with some Jets fans flipping them off back. I

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think that's okay.

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Eagles fans would have been fine.

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Yes, the NFL would have been acceptable.

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Yeah, I mean everyone would have understood it. But they're

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Jets fans.

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And.

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Had this happen in Philadelphia, everyone would have asked what

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did the Philly fans do first?

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Because you know, they provoked it.

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I mean, they're they're they're winning his quarterback of the

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last twenty five years just gots just stabbed the Uber

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Eats driver.

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Yeah, and I think and I think that puts them

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in like their Ring of honor or something.

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Yeah, he took them to two AMC championships and a

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butt fumble and now he's stabbing Uber Eats drivers old ones.

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But that But have you ever in the history of

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ever inadvertently flipped somebody off.

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No, every single time I flipped somebody off, it was

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quite intentional, exactly.

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So I was like, oh man, I can't believe I

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did that. Okay, then you need to go to a doctor.

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Well he does.

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It's it's doctor Walker, doctor Blue, doctor Johnny, doctor Johnny Blue,

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or doctor Johnny Walker code blue.

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If it was a code blue, we'd win a Super Bowl. Ah. Yeah.

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Now, the guys on the fan on one O five

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three the Fan, the Cowboys flagship station in DFW did

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a good job, and they asked Old Jerry about this,

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and he said that was unfortunate. That was kind of

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an exchange with our fans out in front of us.

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There was a swarm of Cowboys fans out in front,

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not Jets fans, Cowboys fans. The entire stadium was brimming

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with enthusiasm of Cowboys, and certainly late in the game.

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Jones added that his middle finger salute was inadvertent on

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my part because that was right after we made our

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last touchdown. We were all excited. There wasn't any antagonistic

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issue or anything. I just put up the wrong show

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on the hand. So here he's saying the gesture was

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towards Cowboys fans, And for finally we have the physical

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admission of what Jerry Jones has been doing to us

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Cowboys fans for thirty years, despite what his mouth says.

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And I've learned, I have learned over my years of experience,

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especially in the radio industry, to listen when people say something,

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but pay attention to their actions because those will always

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give them away. Because when Jerry Jones is like, no,

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I really care about Super Bowl and I want to

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make sure that we bring a title back to Dallas

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because all these fans deserve it.

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Wow, that was that was some sling. Babe Forrest Gump,

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Matthew McConaughey crossover. I like it.

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You need to save that should have gone more, Luke Bryan, No, no, no,

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this has been all right.

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All right, alright, let's just get a win.

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You know what if it if it brings us a

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new title, I will bring I will bring in the

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new Conaughey.

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It's McConaughey Gump, kind of gumplas fellas.

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I just the deal. I like to like to do

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my new kid.

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Forrest McConaughey laughs, like a box of chocolates that comes

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into Lincoln.

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That's what we're gonna do. Go ut the middle, fingers,

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neck and bonkos. What that is?

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That is something Jerry and Matthew could do together.

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I want to see that picture. The part of Jerry's

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statement that really is bothersome is his statement of brimming

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with enthusiasm. You were playing the Jets, the Jets.

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That's why he's so happy.

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Because if he's flipping off, whether it's Cowboys fans or

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Jets fans, he can say, look at least.

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I know.

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I know things are bad.

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I know things is bad, but at least we're not

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the Jets.

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Yeah, that's that statement rings true regardless, Right, we beat

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the worst team in the NFL.

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Congrats.

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I don't know, there might be worse.

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The sad thing is that what some people would say

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is the worst team in the NFL beat the Cowboys,

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and that.

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We aren't they owned.

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The Jets are owned five now, right, congrats Dallas.

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At least we're not New York. That's our Jenny God,

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how I mean, how far have we fallen?

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Pretty far?

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Because Jerry Jones is now considering a new foundation and her.

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AIDS babies.

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Are they That's a central plot point to Forrest Gump.

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No one takes out of context. I know.

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I love how everybody misses that.

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And you know what that's That's a plot point that

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not enough people discuss about the movie Forrest Gump is

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that at the end of the film, Jenny wrangles Forrest

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back into her life and forces him to basically say,

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it's okay, Jenny, I'll take care of my age baby,

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that you didn't bother to tell me about till he

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was like four, especially when when he asks her is

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he is he? And she's like, he's very smart.

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Uh all right.

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Headline kids in New York keep dying while subway surfing

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on top of trains?

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Can they be stopped? The kids are the trains?

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Thank you Trey for pointing out the Associated press poor

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headline writing skills on this story.

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It's a very valid question.

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I'm gonna I read the headline exactly as it is

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posted on AP news dot com. Kids in New York

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keep dying while subway surfing on top of trains?

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Can they be stopped?

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Usually that they would refer to the previous noun, which

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in this case would be the trains as supposed to

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the kids. So short answer, Trey, I don't know, but

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I don't know if anything's actually being done to try

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to stop either.

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Don't stop the kids. That's stitting the herd. That's good.

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Yeah, but hang on, listen to the actual story, Raj.

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This is how the story starts.

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Cavan. I'm sorry Cavan wouldn't loved trains.

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I'm not I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing because it's funny.

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I'm laughing because I feel shame.

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M Let me get that out of my system. He

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loved trains till eleven twenty. That's when it happened. Co

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Cavan wouldn't loved.

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The fifteen year old had an encyclopedic knowledge of New

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York City subway system and dreamed of becoming a trained operator.

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He just didn't know about bridges overpasses.

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Well, I know, had he start to trains that are

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above ground, he probably would have been okay.

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Instead, on a December morning of twenty twenty two, Cavan

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died after he climbed to the roof of a moving

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Jay train in Brooklyn and then fell onto the tracks

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as it headed onto the Williamsburg Bridge. For someone that

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had an encip For someone that had an encyclopedic knowledge

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of New York City's subway system and dreamed of becoming

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a train operator, you would think at some point he

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would have realized that climbing on top of the train

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is a bad idea. Unfortunately, he didn't learn that.

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Until the last moment.

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By the way, he is one of more than a

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dozen New Yorkers, many of whom are young boys, who

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have been killed or badly injured after falling off speeding trains.

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Other risks include being crushed between the train and tunnel

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walls and being electrocuted by high vaulted subway tracks. Subway

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surfing dates back a century, but it has been fueled

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in modern times by shocker social media. Don't ride trains.

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The more you know.

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Look up how many people die in India every day

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on trains?

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Is it a lot? Yeah?

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Okay, well I didn't know if it was actually surprisingly

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little because they're so good at getting up on top

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of the trains.

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Yeah, and they're also good at ducking, So apparently that's

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something this kid didn't learn. He's like, I want to

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ride the train, but I don't know how to duck.

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I think it's people one hundred people a day in

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India on the trends.

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Jesus, are they trying to recreate Titanic on the subway.

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You know what would have saved this kid's life is

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if he watched.

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Yeah she got that sip, Come on up, There's plenty

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of room beyond.

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Oh what you're talking about at the front of the

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ship in the world.

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Okay, Yeah, I was thinking at the end when when

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she says no, sorry, Jack, there's not enough room for

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both of us, when obviously there is, and she just

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shoved down.

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That was gravity, that was hypothermia.

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The other thing is this had this kid watched the

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educational film Speed, he would have known that every so

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often you need to duck mm hmm or roll out

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the way.

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But he didn't. He was the only one on top

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of the train. As far as so there's other people.

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I guess as far as I know, this was a

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solo adventure. I don't know if he had a team,

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but yeah, it's I don't know if this is a

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team sport or if he's solo.

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And then he fell onto the tracks, so then I'm

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guessing another train hit him or.

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They fall fall into the wall.

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I mean obviously it's pretty tight in the subway and

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uh yeah, yeah, or just the fact you're going really

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fast and yeah you fall off ground hard gravity.

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M And if that wasn't bad enough, then the tracks

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electric cute?

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Yeah? And what are they? What are they? Wow?

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I mean Roger, Roger's right, this is the thinning of

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the herd. But what what do they want to do?

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They want to slow down the trains.

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I'm assuming the only thing they can really do is

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p s A because I don't you know what, You're right,

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Maybe slowing down the trains would alleviate some deaths of

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kids riding trains.

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Yeah, but I mean no, because I feel bad for

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the kids. But I got places to be.

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Tray's just riding the subway reading the New York Times.

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One falls off on the window behind him. He looks around,

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he checks the time. He's like, ah, but we're still

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on time.

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The New York Times.

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There's a problem, wait, thirty four across gravity.

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Uh Trey, I just saw Daisy, who has been under

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the weather over the last week, Like she just got up.

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Looked she was walking a little stiff, kind of kind

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of bow legged.

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Is she doing okay? Yeah, she's doing okay.

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You know. I mean you get to be about ninety.

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See how well you you know, move around when you

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first get up.

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I wasn't trying to insult her gait.

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I was just thinking, like from everything she went through

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of the last week with whatever bitter on her junk

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while she was taking a whiz, Nah.

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She's doing fine.

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It's like there's I was walking the other day and

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it's some old guy, you know, he was looking at her,

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goes she goda move around that?

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Well?

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It's like neither do you, motherfucker.

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It's amazing how how Mama bear we will get with

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our dogs when a stranger comments on something on it

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and it's all judges.

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Like I wanted to leave my dog out it. Why

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are you talking about my dog? Shut up? Yeah, she's

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still moving around pretty damn well. Yeah.

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Never underestimated stranger's ability to insert their nose into your business,

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m especially when it comes to commenting on something that

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no one asked him about. It's like, our dog's moving

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a little slow. Why do you feel the need to

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comment on that?

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What am I supposed to do with that information? Am I?

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Am?

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I going to thank you for it?

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I'm the asshole that goes You know. You're right, I'm

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gonna go. I'm gonna put them down right now.

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You want to come. You know what you inspired this?

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You're right.

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I've been putting this off. I'm terrible. Let's you know what,

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I'll just do it right here, I'll do it. Look

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hit me that brick will do this together. You've shown

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me the light clearly. This dog is miserable and.

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I would old yell or it, just take the gun out,

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like you know what. I've been waiting for somebody to

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say something.

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The difference is that with Tray he'll say all those

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things to lure you went, and he'll take that brick

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and smack you upside the head with it and.

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Kill you or shoot you with that pistol either way

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up and then Daisy will come over and feast.

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On your blood, which well then rejuvenate her, restoring her

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walk to a fine twenty five year old. Yes, in

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dog years anyway. Uh yeah, that as a parent of

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an actual baby, are you allowed to have that? Do

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people have that same reaction or is that more of

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a dog owner reaction to be like rare?

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I don't know, Mike.

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My girlfriend showed me a picture of her nephew, and

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the only thing, because I have no kids, but the

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only thing I said was that's a massive dome. That's

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the only thing that came out of mind, Like not

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healthy baby. He's very tall for I think he's a

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couple of months old. But boy, his head is as

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big as yours.

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Dad, Hang on.

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For the record, Trey's head is bigger than mine.

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Yeah, but yours, You know, attacks structure is better.

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How can you put the blame on me somehow that

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my head is attacking immovable objects, when in reality it

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feels like they are attacking me.

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You just look like you have.

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A good forehead, like Trey looks like a buckle. You

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look like you're gonna keep running till you black out.

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Tray's gonna stops level headed.

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He's level headed. You're big headed.

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But yeah, I don't know what they say about kids,

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like I don't know how to compliment a baby. I

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was like, ah, I mean he's chunky. Apparently that's not

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a good thing to say.

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No, And actually that I think that actually solidifies or

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shed some light on the point, which is a stranger

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will make an a whole comment about your dog. If

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you're out on a walk, like the old man did

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with Trey's daisy, saying, oh, she's looking kind of not

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getting around too good, that same old man is not

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going to have a similar comment to someone's baby in

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a stroller.

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They're not going to say, oh, that kid's got a

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big dome.

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They'll be like, oh, okay, so I'm that guy then,

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because I'm the same guy, then apparently I'm like, that's

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a that's a big head on that kid.

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Well, seeing a picture is one thing. Actually saying it

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in front of the baby's parents a whole other thing.

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That's right, yes, And that's my point is a stranger

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will negatively comment on your dog if you're walking the dog,

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but they will not do the same with the baby.

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Yeah, I mean they should.

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I've seen pictures of babies and I've been like, wow,

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that's an unfortunate looking kid.

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But yeah, yeah, I saw one. I was like, God,

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I hope I hope they grow into the face.

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Yeah, but you're right, I mean even like so, I mean,

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Grace is four and a half months and somebody the

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other days like, well, she's tiny. I'm like, well, she's

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a baby, and I guess they thought it was a

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fully grown dog. Like ask me first, Yeah, right, Like,

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00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:12.759
how howlds the Howl's the dog four and a half months?

485
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:14.960
Oh okay, Well she looks good for her age, but

486
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:15.559
she's like oh.

487
00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:18.440
Like I was like, I wasn't feeding her enough or

488
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:20.240
I wasn't taking her out enough, but like that was

489
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:24.799
the that's what they were kind of saying, Well she's small. Yeah,

490
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:28.400
well she's four and a half months old.

491
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:31.240
I'd like to put this out into the world.

492
00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:33.839
If you're one of those types that likes to comment

493
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:38.799
negatively on someone's dog that is being walked. Take that

494
00:29:38.839 --> 00:29:43.759
same energy and that same negative thought and put it

495
00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:48.839
into some mom with a kid and a stroller and

496
00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.319
deliver the judgmental thing you have that you think about

497
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:56.200
that kid. Be like kid, that kid doesn't look like

498
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:57.000
he's missed a meal.

499
00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:03.319
Yeah, Or a gay couple with the baby, because I

500
00:30:03.359 --> 00:30:04.680
would like to see that ass whipping.

501
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:22.000
How did that happen? That wouldn't surprise me here, how'd

502
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:22.559
y'all do that?

503
00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:28.480
Is that yours?

504
00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:33.440
If they just responded with Obamacare, I would love it,

505
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:42.200
like figures exactly.

506
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:46.839
That's why I didn't get it, all right, This last

507
00:30:46.839 --> 00:30:50.119
bit of the Treehouse Show today is specifically for you, Raj.

508
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.960
All Right, Okay, I want you to do me a favor.

509
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:54.920
I want you to close your eyes for a moment

510
00:30:54.960 --> 00:30:57.680
because I want to set this up. Okay, okay, so

511
00:30:57.799 --> 00:31:02.000
close your eyes for just a moment. Closed, Okay, stay

512
00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:05.920
there now. I want you to I want you to

513
00:31:05.960 --> 00:31:17.279
open your eyes. For those that are listening to the show,

514
00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:26.519
I'm not watching it on Patreon, I'm going to sit video.

515
00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:30.720
I'm going to set the scene for you.

516
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:38.039
In this particular scene, there is.

517
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:42.279
There is a there is.

518
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:47.039
A lovely looking older lady sitting on some bleachers, and

519
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.640
about a row and a half in front of her

520
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:56.039
on the bleachers is a man wearing a orange vest

521
00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:59.599
holding her cannon pointed directly at her.

522
00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:04.880
Yes, this is a video. I just have not hit

523
00:32:04.920 --> 00:32:05.480
play yet.

524
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:08.599
I just wanted to see Raja's reaction at just the

525
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:09.440
frozen frame.

526
00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:18.839
All right, this almost I'm gonna die.

527
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:21.119
This is the least so I'll ever do. Take a

528
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:27.000
deep breath. This is one of those This is one

529
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:30.160
of those expectations versus reality moments. All right, here you go,

530
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:34.680
this is all for you. Here you go, open your eyes. Watch,

531
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:35.519
let's take it all in.

532
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:37.680
I can't see Nana go through this.

533
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.880
If Nana can go through it, you can watch it.

534
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:43.880
Oh, here we go.

535
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:49.200
All right, here we gorge.

536
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:02.319
This is one of the last.

537
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:08.519
This is one of those moments where you see it

538
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:12.960
and you have a dream and it absolutely delivered.

539
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:15.799
Neither can she.

540
00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:23.119
Because that hit her right in the chest. Oh, you're

541
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:24.359
gonna see it a bunch of mine.

542
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.720
Oh, and it makes you wonder who is filming this?

543
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:30.880
Is it? Her granddaughter, her daughter?

544
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:38.000
Yeah, you're right, because the act in itself is pretty

545
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:43.359
atrocious and hysterical. But the commentary immediately after is also.

546
00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:47.920
Before when she go fire, it true.

547
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:53.400
That was a T shirt guy for a day.

548
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:58.799
He had this T shirt cannon operator had one job,

549
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:00.599
and he performed it all too well.

550
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:22.800
That's the greatest thing I've ever seen lives.

551
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:23.639
Back, like, I know, the fact that she's able, the

552
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:26.920
fact that she's got some core strength left to pull

553
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.719
herself out from in between the bleachers.

554
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:35.840
I mean, I think the part that really it's so violent.

555
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:38.960
I mean, there's a guy sitting it looks like probably

556
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:41.920
six feet to her right, and it scares.

557
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:44.079
Him when it goes off, but not the other guy

558
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:46.360
next to him, or the other person next I can't

559
00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:48.280
see if it's a girl chills. So the guy in

560
00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:51.159
the red hat moves the other person I don't think

561
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:52.360
does she does.

562
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:55.039
Eventually, once she realizes that it looks like Granny here

563
00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:57.079
might be in trouble, she stands. She starts to stand

564
00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:58.119
up with her mouth.

565
00:34:57.960 --> 00:34:59.679
A gape, like, oh my god, they actually shot her.

566
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:12.079
You all came? She fail? She no, she didn't fall

567
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:20.960
she got a shot. She didn't just fall down. She

568
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:23.400
was shot in point blank with a T shirt cannon.

569
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:29.440
So as a person that. You know, I wanted to be.

570
00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:34.599
Studying for cardiothoracic surgery. This would be the case that

571
00:35:34.639 --> 00:35:37.400
I would want to come in. It's like, what happened.

572
00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:40.719
We have an elderly lady. She has a T shirt

573
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:41.199
in her chest.

574
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:46.920
I know most surgeons can't wait for the conjoined twin operation.

575
00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:50.239
You are waiting for the old lady who took a

576
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:52.519
T shirt to the chest from a T shirt canon.

577
00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:58.360
How do you how do you code that? Like a

578
00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:05.400
time of death? One go Buffalo's whatever's on the T shirt.

579
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:07.760
I hope they that's what they buried her in.

580
00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:12.519
And this was the last time.

581
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:16.599
This was the last time Little Forest McConaughey shot the

582
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:17.320
T shirt cannon.

583
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:24.840
If you think that's Forrest McConaughey, well you are reading

584
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:25.679
the New York Times.

585
00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:29.400
Well look at look at the T shirt cannon operator's

586
00:36:29.480 --> 00:36:31.159
face throughout this entire video.

587
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:31.639
So I know it.

588
00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:34.320
I know it's tempting to watch granny and watch her

589
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:38.360
get absolutely destroyed by this T shirt being fired out

590
00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:40.920
of the T shirt cannon. But keep an eye on

591
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:50.840
the T shirt cannon operator here market only for the

592
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:53.880
briefest of moments, does his smile go away, but then

593
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:59.599
it immediately returns.

594
00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:03.199
I think the only time to smile went away is

595
00:37:03.239 --> 00:37:06.840
the little bit of recoil. The massive T shirt cannon.

596
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:12.679
Yeah, this is a great example of an over pressurized

597
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:13.480
T shirt cannon.

598
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:22.679
I've never seen. I've never seen pure joy, like they say.

599
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:24.159
Like when you have a child or when you have you.

600
00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:28.400
This and that this man's face is what I believe

601
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:30.599
joy to be.

602
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:36.440
This is what I think my grandmother feared the most, was.

603
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:40.800
You with the with the T shirt canon.

604
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:44.039
No, I what she was mostly afraid of before she

605
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:50.039
actually died was being hauled out of her bedroom, being

606
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:54.320
hauled out of her Fox News cocoon, and being fired

607
00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:56.280
upon by the Obama death squad.

608
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:00.000
I just thought you were going to say a brown

609
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:13.559
man shooting white stuff at her, warn her.

610
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:14.559
Marchin she fel.

611
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:19.559
Actually, now that I think about it, listen to this again. Okay,

612
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:21.559
listen to the part with the girls like fire and

613
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:23.800
then say she fell. Okay, pay attention to that.

614
00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:31.480
Fire, warn her, marchin, she fail. That's a conspiracy.

615
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:34.239
They are trying to cover this up, because that same

616
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:37.679
voice says fire it. Then they see what happened and

617
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:42.400
how injured Granny might be, and then she immediately goes

618
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:44.719
into cover up mode by saying, she fell.

619
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:46.159
She fell, she fell.

620
00:38:46.360 --> 00:38:49.280
Nothing to see here, nothing happened, she just fell.

621
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:53.000
Had nothing to do with uh BJ's T shirt cannon

622
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:53.760
hitting her in the chest.

623
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:57.840
Hang on, play that again and listen to the noise.

624
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:02.239
Granny's back makes it hits this that's my favorite part.

625
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:05.960
All right, here we.

626
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:16.280
Go hang on, not to let the conspiracy nut in

627
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:18.960
me out, But are we sure that's her back hitting

628
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:21.800
the wood of the bleacher seat behind.

629
00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:24.199
Her, or is it possible there's a second shooter.

630
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:31.400
Coming from the grassy knoll of the pictures mound behind them?

631
00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:37.400
How bad was this game? You know?

632
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:40.320
Back into the left.

633
00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:47.440
Back and to the left back into the maybe it's right,

634
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:47.960
all right?

635
00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:56.880
Every time, every time, it's so good.

636
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:04.719
This video has layers, a lot like the lawsuit probably

637
00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:05.719
has that she filed.

638
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:11.320
All I'm saying like the only thing I can think

639
00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:14.920
of is it sounds like the daughter or whoever's talking,

640
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:18.000
was like, hey, can you come over here with your

641
00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:23.079
T shirt canon and shoot my mom?

642
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.360
And then we're you know, I want you to hold in.

643
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:28.400
I want you to hold that thought. Let's carry this

644
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:30.199
over into our Super Plus episode.

645
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.320
Okay, Trey, play us out.

646
00:40:35.960 --> 00:40:38.159
For all things Treehouse Treehouse on Air dot com.

647
00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:41.119
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648
00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:44.440
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649
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:49.440
This will be in our Superplus fifty six episode coming right,

650
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huh