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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Trey Trenholm.
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Today is RAD.
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Day, August twenty nine, twenty twenty five.
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Earlier this week, I told you.
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About a headline that I thought was going to be
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the headline of the week. That was the story about
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the the rail line assessing one hundred and sixteen dollars
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fines to passengers caught.
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Barbe and that that seems hard to beat.
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It does seem, I mean, you can. You can pound it,
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and you can pound it as much as you can,
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and we did. But we may have spoken too soon,
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because I have another contender for headline of the week.
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Here we go.
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Burning Man's orgy Dome was blown away by high winds
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just as the event began.
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I'd like to I'd like.
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To point out burning Man in this case is not
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a man who is burning. It's the concert event in Nevada,
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not because it reads just a totally different headline. If
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you say burning Man's orgy Dome and you don't know
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that that's a music festival, you just think it's just
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some guy with an STD which if he has an
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orgy dome. You wouldn't be all that surprised by it. Anyway,
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we're talking about the music festival Burning Man. Burning Man's
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orgy dome was blown away by high winds just as
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the event began.
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I I know what Burning Man is. I have followed it.
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It's always interesting to see the people and the clips
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that come out of that. However, this is the first
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time I knew there was an orgy dome same.
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I had no idea.
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I didn't follow Burning Man this closely. Now I'm glad
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that I don't. But apparently it is. It is a thing,
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and it is something that has happened, and I'm worried
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for us all. I'm worried. So if you're planning on
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going to Burning Man, just keep that in mind.
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That it's got some challenges this year. I guess bring
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a tent, not a bad idea.
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Yeah, And by the way, if you're wondering, yes, the
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orgy dome is exactly what you think it is, while
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Burning Man does have a reputation for drug use and nudity.
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If you're wondering, is orgy dome a euphemism for something, No,
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that's exactly what it is. The orgy dome is a
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private space where couples can explore their sexuality with strangers
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while that Burning Man. It's going to be a little
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more challenging though, because the winds blew it over. According
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to the Burning Man officials, they said, the wind wrecked
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our structure. We hope to be able to offer some
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workshops if possible, but what remains of the orgy.
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Dome is beyond repair. That's so very sad.
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I mean, that is I'm sure very disappointing to the
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people that we are going to Burning Man.
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I'm sure it's a big, big let down.
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And all I can see is just some structure that
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looks like a giant boob.
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That's what it looked like before the winds got to it.
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Now it just now.
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Don't you hate it when your orgy dome just as
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you show up and it's.
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All limp, saggy. Yeah, No one likes a flaccid orgy dome.
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For those that don't know, mainly me, Burning Man is
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an annual event in the desert in which an estimated
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seventy thousand people build an entire city from scratch over
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the course of the week ending on Labor Day. Known
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for attendees who wear colorful outfits or not at all.
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The event draws people interested in exploring art, music, and
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free expression in a largely unregulated environment, hence the orgy dome.
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But that got blown away by the high winds. Yeah,
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Attendance is generally limited to couples and solo men are
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generally not permitted. No wonder you follow with Trey out
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of curiosity and desired. It's like, oh, man, the one
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event that I wouldn't mind going, and I'm not allowed.
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I would not.
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You don't want to be a burning Man at burning Man.
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Because you know, between STDs and children, there is no
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telling what is spawned out of the orgy dome.
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It's a good point.
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I will point out that in the subheading of this
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story from USA Today. Despite everything that Burning Man is
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known for, which is the free expression, drug use and
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all these things, it's actually quite popular with children as well.
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With the family affair.
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for our second meeting of Cowboys Anonymous Trey. You have
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done the Lord's work in putting together a twelve I
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mean thirteen step program for curing us of our addiction
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to our Dallas Cowboys. What were the first two steps
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that you shared with us yesterday.
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Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
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Our team and it's salarycap have become unmanageable. Step two
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came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
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namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
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to sanity.
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Right, what is step three in your Cowboys Anonymous program?
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Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
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our falls over to the care of a god as
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we understand him, mainly someone who knows, actually knows football
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and talent evaluation.
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God slash GM. For me, it's going to be Will
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McLay m.
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Or the guy, I hate to say it with the
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guy from Philly yeh, seems to know how to do it,
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like Howie Roseman, I think, or something like that.
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Oh, the general manager of the Eagles.
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Yep.
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Yeah, it's hard to argue with that success that they've had,
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as nauseous as it makes us as Cowboys fans, right,
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I don't bemoan the success of the Eagles. I just
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can't stand like most humans Eagles.
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Fans, Yeah, that's I mean, they're insufferable.
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So as the cow Boys limp into the regular season,
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the first game against the Super Bowl champion Eagles, that
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first game is just under a week away, Oh my god, Thursday,
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September fourth. So keep these first few steps, these first
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handful of steps in mind when it comes to your
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addiction to the Dallas Cowboys. So thank you, Trey, thank
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you for keeping us, keeping us on the path.
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Oh you'd have one more?
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Okay?
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Good?
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Yeah?
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What is the fourth step to freeing us from our
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addiction to the Dallas Cowboys?
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Made a searching and fearless inventory of our roster and
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the time we've devoted to deluding ourselves about it, oh.
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Man, including what to do with anything with Micah Parsons.
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I feel comfortable in saying that not all of us.
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I don't think all of us have a addiction problem
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with the Dallas Cowboys, Trey and I do. Jerry, I
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don't think you suffer from that particular addiction, do you.
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I do not consider yourself lucky.
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As it is. Over the next.
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Week, Trey's going to be sharing with us his twelve
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step program on curing all of us of our Cowboys addiction.
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Not you, because you're better than that, also because you
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have other problems.
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But you can take take it and help other people with.
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It's called c a Cowboys Anonymous.
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Cowboys Anonymous. It's sort of like religion. We're asking you
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to not necessarily go door to door, but when you
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see a Cowboys fan in need, it's important that you
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testify to them that there is help out there.
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That would be my family, your whole family. The Yeah
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Henderson's are hit deep in it, shall we say they
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find Yeah?
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They do say that addiction runs in families, So it's
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very impressive that you've been able to sidestep that particular one.
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But it's very difficult seeing those you love suffer.
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All around you. Okay, So today's two steps were again Trey.
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Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
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our falls over to the care of God as we
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understood him, someone who actually knows about football and talent evaluation. Yeah,
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and step four the searching and fearless inventory of our
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roster and the time we've devoted to eluding ourselves about it.
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Look, I'll give I'll give step number three a shot.
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But as a Cowboys fan, I've been praying for like
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three decades and he ain't been answered my prayers. So
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maybe I'm just praying to the wrong one.
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Yeah, or maybe you've deluded yourselves about certain things.
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All right, you bring up a solid point.
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It also makes sense as to the reason why the
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roof at at and T Stadium, you know, Cowboys at
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Jerry World in Arlington. I always liked how the old
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stadium had the hole in the roof, right, and the
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whole the story behind it was so God could see
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his favorite team play. Now it makes sense that Jerry
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keeps it closed most of the time. Or maybe it's
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Jerry opens it, and God goes, no, no, no, no, no,
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He's he just closes that bad boy right on up.
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No, even God didn't want to hear the prayers of
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Cowboys fans.
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He's sick of us, but.
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He has sent you instead. Just is message down from
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the mount with your twelve I mean thirteen steps to
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curing our cowboys addiction.
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Yeah, God's like, have you not seen enough to know?
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I am not with this team?
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Leave me alone.
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here inside the Treehouse. Last week I told you guys
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about the men's Cuddling group based out of Pennsylvania. Twice
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a month, these men meet and their objective. Their goal
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is to redefine masculinity and help one another cure trauma.
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We promptly made fun of that, and using that story
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as inspiration, I've decided to turn.
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It into a would you rather?
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And well, I don't know if you're going to like
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what you get if I'm being honest with you, So
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here we go.
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It is time for would you rather?
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Here?
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Inside the treehouse? And sometimes we call it zommando, but
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at the end of the day, it's would you rather?
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So here we go? Would you rather.
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Join a naked fight club or a clothed men's cuddle group?
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Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
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club or join and participate in a clothed men's cuddle club.
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Let's go with Jerry first. Would you rather.
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Which one men's cuddle club?
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They're gonna go with the clothes men's cuddle club?
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Why?
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As many times as I've said that the best way
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to get an advantage in a fight is to just
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get naked before you do it if the other person
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is willing, you know, there's there's stuff out there that
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is just in danger. It's just it's just a safer thing. Plus,
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you know I could I could use the extra love.
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You know I got you. You could use a hug.
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It's what you're saying, Yeah, I understand a.
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Right, Trey? What about you?
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Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
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club or a men's cuddle club. Clothed A clothed men's
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cuddle club.
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A tough one, I know, uh so hard. I'm gonna
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have to lean towards a men's cuddle club knowing that
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you know, Dan, you could be my cuddle buddy.
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It could be me, though, it could be both of us.