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Under the Orgy Dome | Friday August 29, 2025

Under the Orgy Dome | Friday August 29, 2025

What stupid do we have for you today? Burning Man orgy ruined by weather, a rousing game of 'Would You Rather', Dan discovers something about himself, and Jerry can't do alcohol math.

PLUS: More steps from Trey's 'Cowboys Anonymous'

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Burning Man 'Orgy Dome' destroyed by high winds

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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm.

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Today is RAD.

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Day, August twenty nine, twenty twenty five.

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Earlier this week, I told you.

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About a headline that I thought was going to be

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the headline of the week. That was the story about

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the the rail line assessing one hundred and sixteen dollars

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fines to passengers caught.

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Barbe and that that seems hard to beat.

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It does seem, I mean, you can. You can pound it,

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and you can pound it as much as you can,

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and we did. But we may have spoken too soon,

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because I have another contender for headline of the week.

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Here we go.

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Burning Man's orgy Dome was blown away by high winds

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just as the event began.

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I'd like to I'd like.

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To point out burning Man in this case is not

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a man who is burning. It's the concert event in Nevada,

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not because it reads just a totally different headline. If

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you say burning Man's orgy Dome and you don't know

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that that's a music festival, you just think it's just

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some guy with an STD which if he has an

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orgy dome. You wouldn't be all that surprised by it. Anyway,

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we're talking about the music festival Burning Man. Burning Man's

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orgy dome was blown away by high winds just as

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the event began.

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I I know what Burning Man is. I have followed it.

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It's always interesting to see the people and the clips

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that come out of that. However, this is the first

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time I knew there was an orgy dome same.

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I had no idea.

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I didn't follow Burning Man this closely. Now I'm glad

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that I don't. But apparently it is. It is a thing,

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and it is something that has happened, and I'm worried

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for us all. I'm worried. So if you're planning on

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going to Burning Man, just keep that in mind.

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That it's got some challenges this year. I guess bring

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a tent, not a bad idea.

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Yeah, And by the way, if you're wondering, yes, the

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orgy dome is exactly what you think it is, while

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Burning Man does have a reputation for drug use and nudity.

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If you're wondering, is orgy dome a euphemism for something, No,

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that's exactly what it is. The orgy dome is a

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private space where couples can explore their sexuality with strangers

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while that Burning Man. It's going to be a little

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more challenging though, because the winds blew it over. According

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to the Burning Man officials, they said, the wind wrecked

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our structure. We hope to be able to offer some

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workshops if possible, but what remains of the orgy.

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Dome is beyond repair. That's so very sad.

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I mean, that is I'm sure very disappointing to the

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people that we are going to Burning Man.

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I'm sure it's a big, big let down.

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And all I can see is just some structure that

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looks like a giant boob.

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That's what it looked like before the winds got to it.

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Now it just now.

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Don't you hate it when your orgy dome just as

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you show up and it's.

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All limp, saggy. Yeah, No one likes a flaccid orgy dome.

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For those that don't know, mainly me, Burning Man is

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an annual event in the desert in which an estimated

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seventy thousand people build an entire city from scratch over

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the course of the week ending on Labor Day. Known

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for attendees who wear colorful outfits or not at all.

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The event draws people interested in exploring art, music, and

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free expression in a largely unregulated environment, hence the orgy dome.

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But that got blown away by the high winds. Yeah,

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Attendance is generally limited to couples and solo men are

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generally not permitted. No wonder you follow with Trey out

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of curiosity and desired. It's like, oh, man, the one

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event that I wouldn't mind going, and I'm not allowed.

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I would not.

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You don't want to be a burning Man at burning Man.

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Because you know, between STDs and children, there is no

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telling what is spawned out of the orgy dome.

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It's a good point.

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I will point out that in the subheading of this

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story from USA Today. Despite everything that Burning Man is

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known for, which is the free expression, drug use and

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all these things, it's actually quite popular with children as well.

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With the family affair.

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dot com slash tree House on air. It is time

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for our second meeting of Cowboys Anonymous Trey. You have

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done the Lord's work in putting together a twelve I

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mean thirteen step program for curing us of our addiction

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to our Dallas Cowboys. What were the first two steps

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that you shared with us yesterday.

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Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,

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Our team and it's salarycap have become unmanageable. Step two

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came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,

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namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us

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to sanity.

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Right, what is step three in your Cowboys Anonymous program?

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Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and

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our falls over to the care of a god as

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we understand him, mainly someone who knows, actually knows football

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and talent evaluation.

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God slash GM. For me, it's going to be Will

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McLay m.

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Or the guy, I hate to say it with the

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guy from Philly yeh, seems to know how to do it,

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like Howie Roseman, I think, or something like that.

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Oh, the general manager of the Eagles.

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Yep.

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Yeah, it's hard to argue with that success that they've had,

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as nauseous as it makes us as Cowboys fans, right,

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I don't bemoan the success of the Eagles. I just

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can't stand like most humans Eagles.

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Fans, Yeah, that's I mean, they're insufferable.

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So as the cow Boys limp into the regular season,

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the first game against the Super Bowl champion Eagles, that

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first game is just under a week away, Oh my god, Thursday,

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September fourth. So keep these first few steps, these first

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handful of steps in mind when it comes to your

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addiction to the Dallas Cowboys. So thank you, Trey, thank

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you for keeping us, keeping us on the path.

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Oh you'd have one more?

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Okay?

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Good?

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Yeah?

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What is the fourth step to freeing us from our

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addiction to the Dallas Cowboys?

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Made a searching and fearless inventory of our roster and

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the time we've devoted to deluding ourselves about it, oh.

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Man, including what to do with anything with Micah Parsons.

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I feel comfortable in saying that not all of us.

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I don't think all of us have a addiction problem

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with the Dallas Cowboys, Trey and I do. Jerry, I

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don't think you suffer from that particular addiction, do you.

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I do not consider yourself lucky.

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As it is. Over the next.

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Week, Trey's going to be sharing with us his twelve

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step program on curing all of us of our Cowboys addiction.

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Not you, because you're better than that, also because you

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have other problems.

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But you can take take it and help other people with.

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It's called c a Cowboys Anonymous.

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Cowboys Anonymous. It's sort of like religion. We're asking you

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to not necessarily go door to door, but when you

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see a Cowboys fan in need, it's important that you

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testify to them that there is help out there.

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That would be my family, your whole family. The Yeah

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Henderson's are hit deep in it, shall we say they

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find Yeah?

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They do say that addiction runs in families, So it's

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very impressive that you've been able to sidestep that particular one.

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But it's very difficult seeing those you love suffer.

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All around you. Okay, So today's two steps were again Trey.

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Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and

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our falls over to the care of God as we

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understood him, someone who actually knows about football and talent evaluation. Yeah,

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and step four the searching and fearless inventory of our

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roster and the time we've devoted to eluding ourselves about it.

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Look, I'll give I'll give step number three a shot.

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But as a Cowboys fan, I've been praying for like

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three decades and he ain't been answered my prayers. So

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maybe I'm just praying to the wrong one.

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Yeah, or maybe you've deluded yourselves about certain things.

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All right, you bring up a solid point.

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It also makes sense as to the reason why the

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roof at at and T Stadium, you know, Cowboys at

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Jerry World in Arlington. I always liked how the old

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stadium had the hole in the roof, right, and the

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whole the story behind it was so God could see

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his favorite team play. Now it makes sense that Jerry

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keeps it closed most of the time. Or maybe it's

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Jerry opens it, and God goes, no, no, no, no, no,

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He's he just closes that bad boy right on up.

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No, even God didn't want to hear the prayers of

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Cowboys fans.

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He's sick of us, but.

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He has sent you instead. Just is message down from

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the mount with your twelve I mean thirteen steps to

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curing our cowboys addiction.

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Yeah, God's like, have you not seen enough to know?

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I am not with this team?

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Leave me alone.

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here inside the Treehouse. Last week I told you guys

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about the men's Cuddling group based out of Pennsylvania. Twice

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a month, these men meet and their objective. Their goal

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is to redefine masculinity and help one another cure trauma.

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We promptly made fun of that, and using that story

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as inspiration, I've decided to turn.

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It into a would you rather?

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And well, I don't know if you're going to like

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what you get if I'm being honest with you, So

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here we go.

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It is time for would you rather?

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Here?

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Inside the treehouse? And sometimes we call it zommando, but

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at the end of the day, it's would you rather?

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So here we go? Would you rather.

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Join a naked fight club or a clothed men's cuddle group?

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Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight

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club or join and participate in a clothed men's cuddle club.

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Let's go with Jerry first. Would you rather.

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Which one men's cuddle club?

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They're gonna go with the clothes men's cuddle club?

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Why?

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As many times as I've said that the best way

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to get an advantage in a fight is to just

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get naked before you do it if the other person

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is willing, you know, there's there's stuff out there that

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is just in danger. It's just it's just a safer thing. Plus,

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you know I could I could use the extra love.

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You know I got you. You could use a hug.

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It's what you're saying, Yeah, I understand a.

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Right, Trey? What about you?

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Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight

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club or a men's cuddle club. Clothed A clothed men's

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cuddle club.

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A tough one, I know, uh so hard. I'm gonna

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have to lean towards a men's cuddle club knowing that

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you know, Dan, you could be my cuddle buddy.

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It could be me, though, it could be both of us.

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I mean, it's good to be a pile of.

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Us because I don't know naked fighting, just that there's

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so many things that could go awry.

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M I'm with you.

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So I realized I wanted this to be a tough

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question when I thought of it, and then I I

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thought about it for about ten seconds. On the surface,

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I was like naked fight club then, but then after

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about ten seconds of truly thinking about it, I'm gonna

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go with clothes cuddle club because look, you know, doing

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a good old fight club thing like the movie sounds.

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Intriguing, sounds manly.

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I don't look like Brad Pitt, so I'm a little

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hesitant to just completely strip in general. But when it

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comes to a fight, if you're both naked, you don't know.

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How that fight's going to go.

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Because I mean the fight can start out standing up,

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throwing a few punches, but if that fight turns into

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a BJJ situation, then if.

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You're both naked, you could drop a j real fast.

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I mean, what if the guy on the other side

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is more of an m M A.

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Fighter, That's what I mean.

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Yeah, it takes to ground.

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Yeah, yeah, grounded pound and if you put you in

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a scissor lot.

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You will never get out.

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Yeah. Or if he's a wrestler, I mean then yeah.

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I mean, look, if a rear naked choke is already

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a terrible hold inside the octagon, now imagine a rear

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naked choke by a naked man.

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And naked. Yeah, that's double naked. That's not good.

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I think I'm I think I'd rather cuddle than sword fight,

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is what I'm getting at.

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Yeah, I mean, if you're in an arm bar and

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you've got a man's crank, you know that's now.

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If you're at an arm bar and you're not sure

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All right.

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Uh, this isn't necessarily another contender for a headline of

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the week, but it definitely caught my eye, to say

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the least. A boat captain was arrested on suspicion of

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operating a container ship while drunk.

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How drunk was he.

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Six times the legal limit? Yeah, Now, keeping in mind

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that for vessel operators, there's a difference between commercial vessel

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operators legal limit for blood alcohol and recreational boating people.

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For recreational boating people, it's usually likeero point h eight,

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the same way it is if you're driving a car.

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For a vessel captain, it's lower, it's point oh four.

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So keeping in mind six times that is still point

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two four is nothing to bat an eye at. That's

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pretty drunk. It's certainly not the highest we've ever heard.

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But that's certainly.

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Higher than you want someone who is shipping around tons

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and tons of goods on the planet.

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Yay, maritime loth.

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Things really are stricter out there.

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You know, Yeah, because that's I mean, you're the captain

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of a container ship. Those are pretty.

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Big, Uh, they really are.

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Under federal law, a person operating a vessel other than

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a recreational vessel with blood alcohol concentration of point oh

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four or more is considered to be under the influence

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the uh. The captain of the MSc Jubilee nine, a

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three hundred and thirty three meters container ship operating under

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the Liberian flag, was arrested on Wednesday in Seattle. That's

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according to a news release from the Coast Guard. A

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Puget Sound pilot aboard the ship had reported to the

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Coast Guard watchstandards that the captain was exhibiting signs of intoxication.

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I'm on the boat.

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The pilot and first mate operated the vessel from near Everett, Washington,

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to the port of Seattle without incident. After the ship

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moored at Terminal five, a Coast Guard team and Coast

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Guard Investigative Service agents boarded the vessel.

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The captain completed.

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A field sobriety and breathalyzer test, which they said found

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he was impaired at more than six times the legal

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limit for commercial mariners. Whoops, he was arrested. He was

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arrested and transported to King County Jail without incident. The

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good news is, I imagine he was so drunk he

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didn't have the energy to be incidental.

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You said three hundred and thirty three meters. Yeah, that's

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almost four football fields.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's a big boat.

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So so.

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Six times the maritime limit yep. So that means two

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and a half percent of his blood was alcohol.

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Zero point two four percent? Oh point two four percent? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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mouth all right.

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Yeah, I think you did sixty times.

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I'm pretty sure that.

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I'm pretty sure if he was sixty times I legal limit,

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then that that boat would still be going.

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But it would be really funny looking.

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You can imagine if if captains had to do a

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road like a like we have to do roadside sobriety tests,

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you know, walk a straight line like imagine a captain

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has to do it, but with a ship. M HM

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can't even fathom. And I'm trying to find the story

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back here again. Uh, the vessel was given a relief captain.

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It has since been.

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Clear you're to resume operations. Just imagine being what do

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you do for a living?

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I'm a d D really.

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For shipping container captain, because they just need me on call.

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That's gonna be a pretty good gig. Actually, relief captain.

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They just pay you to be on call, just in case,

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Just in case.

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Yeah, it'd suck if you had picked that week to

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go on a bender yourself.

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The good news is, I feel like we finally have

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an angle for Captain Phillips too.

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twenty nine, twenty twenty five. Birthdays Today from One Direction,

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Liam Payne is thirty two. Wait a minute, is he

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the one that died?

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M that's out of my realm of boy band knowledge.

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I think he's the one that died. Like he was

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at some resort in Costa Rica and someone gave him

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someone from the hotel staff gave him some drugs, and

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I think he was drunk as well, and I think

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he threw himself off the balcony of his.

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Room or something.

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Yeah, that was Liam Payne.

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All right.

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I should send a note to the prep Service to

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update their birthday list because I don't think he's going

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to be celebrating today.

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That was October sixteenth of last year. He was obviously

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thirty one.

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Then it was a big swing and a miss there.

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Prep Service a good thing. I recognized it as as

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a dead guy. Anyway, So rip to Liam Payne. Happy

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birthday to him if you're celebrating somewhere, Liam, anyway, other

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birthdays today, maybe for on a happier note. Liam Michelle

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from Glee is thirty nine today. Beth Dover, who plays

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a lin to Ferguson on Orange Is the New Black

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is forty seven. Rufio, Oh God me, God.

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Me in the hole.

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Rufeo is fifty today. Oh God, that stings like it's

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bad enough when you turned fifty, Tray, that made me

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feel old, even though you were the one turning fifty.

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But for some reason, hearing that Rufio is fifty.

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Oh, if you don't know who Rufeo is, then you

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need to go do some learning that.

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The actor's name is Dante.

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Basco.

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Dante Basco turns fifty. He is the leader of the

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Lost Boys. In the movie Book.

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That Does hurt.

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Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook.

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Oh great, Robin Williams.

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Robin Williams playing Peter Pan.

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Nobody else could have done that.

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No, not even not.

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Even close, And it really did like it. It shook

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me when Hook killed Rufio. I think it shook everyone

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because everyone thought, oh, it's a family film, it's fun

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and blah blah blah blah blah.

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And next thing you.

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Know, he's got a he's got a saber in his chest.

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Is like, oh my god, actually just killed him. That

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was That was one of those jarring deaths as a child.

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It's not quite up there with Old Yeller, but it was.

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It was a shocking twist in that movie. Why are

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you making that face?

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Trey.

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I don't know I would say it was that shocking.

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It was pretty shocking. Maybe it's because you're a handful

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of years older than me, so it wasn't It didn't

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have the same effect on you as it did me.

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I mean, you know, it was sad, but it was

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not Old Yeller.

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I said, it's not at the level of Old Yeller.

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But as far as shocking movie deaths in family film,

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slash kids and movies, that was a surprising one because

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I grew up watching the Disney stuff, you know, with

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Peter Pan, and it was, you know, Peter Pan fighting,

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you know, Captain Hook. Captain Hook gets eaten by the alligator,

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but he's not actually dead. Peter Pan never got stabbed

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by Hook or ever got hooked by him. He never

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saw any of the Lost boys in the cartoon die

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at the hand of Captain Hook. But one live action

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movie and man, they just ran Rufio right through.

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I mean, maybe this is the age difference, but Peter

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Pan turning down the Julia Roberts taker Bell, that was shocking. There.

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It lies the difference at the ages of when you

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saw itself. Yeah, you're right, that is more shocking.

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We're all things Treehouse on Air dot com, past shows, thanks,

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on air dot com. I'm a little ashamed to admit it,

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but I had actually forgotten about Julia Roberts as tinker

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Bell in Hook and Trey. I want to say thank

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you for reminding my dull brain of that, because I

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got so focused on the fact that they killed Rufio

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in that film, I forgot about the other really hot

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part of it, which was Julia Roberts as tinker Bell.

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That's definitely the age difference.

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Yeah, because what year did Hook come out?

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Ninety ninety one? I feel like.

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I think you're right. I want to say ninety ninety one,

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which would have had me at ten or eleven, so I.

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Wasn't quite there at that age.

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I do remember seeing Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in

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that film and thinking, oh, hi, nineteen ninety one, okay,

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So I would have been eleven when that came out,

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which would have made you Trey.

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What about fifteen, sixteen years.

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Old, No, anyone. I was seventeen.

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Okay, so you when you saw Julia Roberts as tinker Bell,

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you were like hey, Now. Meanwhile I was like, oh hi,

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So yeah, you're right that age difference was the big

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factor in there, about the big impression that Hook left

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on us as children.

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Because yeah, you probably didn't really appreciate Julia Roberts a

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pretty woman.

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Then it took a couple more years, but I got there.

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Now that being said, I have long I have long felt,

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no pun intended. I have long felt that Julia Roberts

489
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is a very stunning woman, but not necessarily one that

490
00:32:58.079 --> 00:32:59.519
I find myself.

491
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:00.480
Like, oh my gosh, she's hot.

492
00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:03.880
It's more like, I can appreciate the fact that she's

493
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:06.759
a beautiful woman, but I don't necessarily see her in

494
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:10.240
that same light that I might, you know, somebody else.

495
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:16.599
Julia Roberts the one kind of a redhead and most

496
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:18.920
a lot of that stuff that gets me every time

497
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:20.920
red curly hair. I'm done.

498
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:23.279
That is true for you.

499
00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:28.119
Now, maybe it's because she didn't do a whole lot

500
00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:29.799
of sexy roles or whatever.

501
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:32.359
I don't know if that had something to do with it.

502
00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:34.400
But I just didn't see her as like like like

503
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:37.640
a not like Marilyn Monroe, like a sex you know,

504
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:39.839
pot icon kind of a thing, just a you know,

505
00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:45.240
beautiful and good actress and everything. But all that being said,

506
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:50.359
when you mentioned Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in Hook,

507
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:52.400
I was like, oh, yeah, I do remember that, and

508
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:56.240
I do remember feeling and thinking that something was kind

509
00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:59.880
of stirring in my ten eleven year old self. So

510
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:03.720
I pulled up the photo just to remind myself. So

511
00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:08.039
here is Julia Roberts as tinker Bell and Hook with

512
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:12.199
the little the short haircut, the pointy ears, the little

513
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:19.800
drab outfit. And that's before she tried to shoot her

514
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:24.039
shot with Peter Pan slash Robin Williams. Because when she

515
00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:28.239
did the shooting of her shot, she had a bit

516
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:31.840
of a makeover and she looked a little bit different

517
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:35.840
when she got human sized, because that's when she got

518
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:46.199
that curly red hair that traced all about and yeah.

519
00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:44.239
Look at that that.

520
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:48.599
I'm a forty five year old man looking at Julia

521
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:54.199
Roberts as tinker Bell full size. There's something about pointy

522
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:59.280
ears that I'm feeling weird about, like like like in

523
00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:01.079
a good way.

524
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:04.480
If I'm Peter Pan, I'm crowing all over.

525
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:10.480
And I ain't stopping.

526
00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:22.360
Banger ring baby, Oh not long, last boys.

527
00:35:22.119 --> 00:35:28.440
Get out, seventeen year old me.

528
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:29.039
That's an all.

529
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:32.079
Nighter, oh man.

530
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.880
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531
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