Is it still **porch piracy** if someone takes your packages by mistake... and gives them back a few hours later?
That's the debate that kicks off today's episode of **The Treehouse Show**. Dan is convinced his Airbnb host became a porch pirate after his packages disappeared, while Trey thinks Dan is being a full-blown Karen because everything was returned just eight hours later. Where do you stand?
We also celebrate celebrity birthdays with **Tom Hanks** and **Kelly McGillis**, looking at how two stars from *Top Gun* ended up on completely different Hollywood career paths.
Then things get wonderfully ridiculous as we revisit the man with the **world's smallest penis**, who's now crowdfunding for enlargement surgery. That naturally leads to one very important question: Why aren't penis transplants a thing? Trey has a theory... and it's exactly as ridiculous as you'd expect.
If you love funny news, weird internet stories, pop culture, celebrity birthdays, and hilarious debates between two lifelong friends, you've found your new favorite podcast.
**In this episode:**
* Is your Airbnb host a porch pirate?
* Honest mistake or package theft?
* Tom Hanks vs. Kelly McGillis career discussion
* Celebrity birthdays
* World's smallest penis update
* Penis enlargement crowdfunding
* The strange science of penis transplants
* Comedy podcast, trending news, and ridiculous conversations
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