Jan. 23, 2025

Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025

Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025

We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want?


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We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want?


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Once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm hits the South: See where the snow set records

Kid Rock Says President Trump Actually Called Him To Confirm The Secret Service Wouldn’t Allow Strippers At Victory Rally: “I Was Just Joking” | Whiskey Riff

Just 1 in 3 feel comfortable pooping, passing gas in front of their partner


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It is time believe your worries outside, laugh with us

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inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Thursday, January twenty third, two

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thousand twenty five, almost at the end of a.

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Historic week.

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For the country, not just for us, for all of

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us in the United States. I am, on one hand,

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talking about the record snow that hit so many of

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our great southern states. Looking through the news, it would

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seem like there was blanketed snow across the entirety of

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the country. That's not entirely the case, clearly, because I

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think southern California is still on the warm side. But

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a lot of the Gulf States got record breaking snow.

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I saw, you know, some pictures and video over the

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last couple of days that I never really expected to see,

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like snow on the beach in Galveston, Like actual snow,

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not drugs that had washed up from the Gulf.

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Yeah, first time since I think they said sixty.

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Eight Houston, that said Houston got snow for the first

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time in fifteen years, or a certain amount of snow

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for the first time in fifteen years. New Orleans broke

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its previous record for snowfall really was crazy. Over two

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thousand flights were canceled on Tuesday. Sixteen hundred flights were

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canceled Wednesday, and people are calling it a once in

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a lifetime snow Store's.

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What was even funnier is we finally found a city

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less prepared for snow and ice than Dallas.

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Mm hmm, Houston.

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Yea, yay, someone else took the crown.

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I don't know if y'all saw their public spokesperson, They're like,

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we don't have snow plials.

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We have no reason too. Yeah, don't nate them. It's dumb.

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Oh. I had friends of mine posting on their their

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Facebook like I don't have like a warm like a

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warm enough coat or uh, you know, shoes that will

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handle this kind of weather. So they just stayed indoors

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because they didn't have the gear.

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Yeah, it makes sense. Don't fight it.

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Sometimes Mother nature makes decisions, are you, So just keep

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your happy ass at home. And really, I don't think

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it's really going to affect a whole lot because I

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mean a lot of a lot of the Gulf States

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in addition to the Texas Coast.

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I mean, most of it's fine now. It's all pretty

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much is gone away.

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It's not like it's not like you have to worry

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about it sticking around for very long.

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Yeah.

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I think there's still snow on the ground in Houston.

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It might melt tonight or tomorrow. I think the temperature

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like gets up where it' all melt away and it

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won't freeze overnight. So that's a good thing.

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Yeah, I just I see it as some people just

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need to embrace. Some people just need to embrace the chaos.

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Just you know it.

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Just don't go anywhere, kick your feet up.

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You're not going to be You're not really stranded, but

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just don't force it. You know, you don't have the

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coat for that temperature. Don't go outside, you don't have

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the shoes to walk on it. Don't go outside, don't

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drive in kind of a.

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Yeah, but I'm not. I'm that guy that's like looks

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in the fridge and forgets that it's about to snow. Like,

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you know what, I'll go to the grocery store tomorrow.

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I don't have anything right now, but whatever, I'll go tomorrow.

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And then it snows like that and then and I'm

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just eating like saltines and and like nuts, like, that's

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that's all I have left you, just.

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Your your groceries are day by day, yeah, exactly.

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Some of the snowfall accumulations were actually pretty impressive in Florida.

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Eight point eight inches of snow in Milton, Florida, which

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is just north of Pensacola, so that's in the Panhandle.

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Southeast part of Houston saw over four inches. Mobile, Alabama

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and Pensacola, Florida saw all time record highs with seven

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and a half in inches and seven point six inches respectively.

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I think that's respectable amount of inches.

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Right, what's seven and a half and seven point six

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mm hmm.

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Difference of point one one?

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Okay, one tenth of an inch?

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Man? All right?

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You know you know where one tenth of an inch

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makes a difference in snow accumulation and men's ego that

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one tenth of an inch is bragging rights.

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And what's the pisser is? They got actual snow, not

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like you know, the normal ice crap.

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We get right, They got honest to goodness snow. In

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New Orleans.

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They were even able to uh create like Mardi Gras

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men instead of just traditional snow men.

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What's what's the what's the difference. Beads. Oh okay, I

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was just gonna say, this is the snowman's just hammered.

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Well yeah, yeah, uh beads and the little the Jester

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type hat with the purple and yellow. That's that's one

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photo I saw a New Orleans snowman. That's what a

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New Orleans snowman looks like a man with a hurricane exactly,

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just throwing all sorts of caution to the wind.

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I've never seen a snowman throw up before.

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Well, if there's ever a place that you would see it,

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New Orleans, New Orleans. Speaking of Louisiana, Baton Rouge saw

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seven point six inches and New Orleans saw eight.

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Lafayette, however, got bragging rights with nine inches.

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Wow.

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By the way, I mentioned how New Orleans had broken

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their previous record for the most snowfall. The new record

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is now eight inches the previous record set in nineteen

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sixty three, A wopping two point seven wow. Almost four

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times more snow in one event from the previous record.

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So well done, mother Nature, good job.

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M h.

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While all of that is amazing, I'm still kind of

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reeling over something I just saw. And this is completely

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unrelated other than the fact, it's just kind of amazing.

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And that is I just saw online that iPhones with

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TikTok installed on them are selling on eBay for like

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fifty thousand dollars. Exactly my face too, Trey, Why is

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that such a valuable thing? Roger' making the same face

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as well. That or you just farted and you're wondering,

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or maybe someone else farted and you're wondering.

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Who. No, I learned how to fart clean.

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Thanks to the previous episode of The Treehouse. Mm hm,

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excellent callback, sir. Yeah.

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iPhones with a TikTok app are being listed on eBay

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for thousands of dollars. TikTok's app has yet to reappear

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on Apple's App Store or Google Play since it briefly

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went dark Saturday into Sunday, so I guess that's the

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reason why. But according to this that there's there's some

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there's a there's one listing that has an iPhone for

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nearly fifty thousand dollars just because it has the TikTok

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app installed on it.

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Apple won't won't put TikTok back in the Ice store

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the App store until the sale goes through.

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That's why okay, so you can't. So if you're if

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you're trying to be new to TikTok, you can't do it.

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You can't go and download the app. That's what. Okay,

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that makes sense?

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Yeah, interesting.

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Turn out. Well, if you guys can't reach me tomorrow,

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you'll know what.

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I'll remember that when when tomorrow comes, that's for sure. Yeah,

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I just I initially saw that. I was like, why,

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why are like I've got it on my phone? Why

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is that a valuable thing? And then I saw it

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down below. Oh, it's because some people can't get it. Well,

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I guess some executive orders don't carry all the weight

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you think they do.

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M hmm, yeah, that's wild. Okay, so you so maybe

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that's what it was. Maybe it's the existing people when

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it came back up, you have your account still, and you.

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Know what, if you got an old Yeah, if you

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got an old phone, you don't need the one you've.

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Got, or whatever the case is.

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You want to make a quick buck, I got throw

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your phone on eBay and see if you get any

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idiots to buy it for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Yeah, for sure.

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I think I'm about to open up a few boxes

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to see if I got an old phones lying around.

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You'll listen to the.

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that time of season, Daniel, and that season is, of

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course people on their roofs decorating for the holidays. Many

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people already have decorated, which means they're going to take

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them down soon. And is that when they're going to

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discover that maybe they did little damage to their roof

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when they put up Santa Claus and his reindeer man.

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you and everybody listening. And yes, sir, we see a

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lot of roof damage, especially around the edges of the

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people's homes. A lot of people will skirt around the

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sides because they get scared about going too far up

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and they kind of hold themselves up around the edge

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as they're plugging the lights around, or they'll hold the

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ladder against the side of the roof and they'll damage

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the shingles all the way around the edges. So there's

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a lot of things that happen to shingles, and it

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may not damage it right away enough to leak, but

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it's going to potentially put it there. So we always

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least obviously for all the weather that we have, but

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especially if you know you've had people on top of

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Daniel Maley, Trey Trenholm, and Rod Sharmer with you inside

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the Treehouse on Thursday, January twenty third, twenty twenty five.

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I mentioned in the first segment it's been a historic week,

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not just because of the record snowfall hitting the South,

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but also because new president, new administration, all sorts of

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stuff going on.

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And speaking of.

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The new president, the new administration, I know lots of

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people talk about all the you know, the various aspects

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of it fashion, notwithstanding we're not a fashion show. But

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I did notice that, uh, some of Trump's folks seem

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to be cause playing a little bit like anybody else.

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Noticed that Baron Trump, Trump's very tall son looked a

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lot like uh Gordon Gecko from Wall Street.

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Oh, I was going to more American psycho.

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Oh, I guess I could see that. Yeah, so that's

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the third option. He's six eight yeah.

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Uh yeah.

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When I first saw when he was sitting there, and

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it was like a profile when they when they showed

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him at first, he looked like Grew uh from unspicable

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to me, I thought he looked like Grew had like

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the same shape nose and everything.

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But then he stood up and he's obviously freakishly tall.

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Good for him, but I thought, my god, he looks

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like Michael Douglass in Wall Street.

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Now I see what you're saying, Ra.

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The third option would have been uh America American psycho.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Melania looked a little bit like the Hamburglar.

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Anybody else think that or is that just me?

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I thought Hamburgler? And then when I saw the picture

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where he's where she's holding the Bible that he didn't

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put his hand on when he took the oath, and

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I was like, oh, she looks like white.

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My other My other thought was Zoro.

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That's a good one too.

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I mean it's the same style.

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Yeah, look, if it gets the job done, I don't

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care what you dress like.

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He turns around to walk away and there's just an

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m in his back.

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Well, I mean Biden still looked like what's Jeff Dunham's puppet,

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the little old Man Walter Walter? Yeah, I still think

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that's what Biden looks like. You know, I feel like

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everyone's got their doppel ganger at the inauguration.

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Those are just a couple.

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But did you guys know that we almost could have

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had strippers at the inauguration.

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Would I be surprised, Uh, no, that sounds I think.

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I think it.

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I think maybe it might have could have happened, and

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we would have had Kid Rock to think for that, because, uh,

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you know Kid Rock and President Trump there, they're friendly,

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they're they're buds. And Kid Rock was on Fox News

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and he had mentioned about the inauguration and the parties

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and stuff that the Secret Service had told him he's

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not allowed to use strippers during his inauguration performance. M

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hm and and I and President Trump caught went to that,

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so instead of asking the Secret Service, he called Kid Rock.

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And this is all from Kid Rock telling this on

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Fox News, and Kid Rock said he was surprised Trump

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had the to call him. He said, he's got a

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lot of display, I would think. But he called and said,

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did the Secret Service really tell you you can't use strippers?

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And Kid Rock responded, I was like, no, sir, I

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was just joking around. And then he goes, ah, that's funny.

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I think we could have had it.

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Mm hmm.

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Yeah, that would have been interesting.

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But Kid Rock's popularity is on the decline, So what

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quality of stripper would we have had?

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It's the inauguration, nothing but the best, baby.

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I don't know, man, I look at it this way.

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I'm trying to look at everything from a positive lens.

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I mean, we could have had strippers and instead we

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got strung out Billy Ray Cyrus. So I would have

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I would have preferred, you know, the dancing girls.

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Yeah, poor and poor Billy Ray. Like he uh, it

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was doomed from the beginning. There's just so many technically, Yeah,

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there was so many technical difficulties, like his guitar wasn't working,

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and then the mic didn't work, and he tried to

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do an a cappella thing but his voice was hoarse,

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and he tried to get the audience to sing along,

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but then nobody sing along. And so it's like at

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one point he just said, when his guitar cut out

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into the mic, was like, is anybody awake back there?

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Can somebody come out and fix my guitar? And nobody

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came out.

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I remember the that's that's horrible. I remember the first

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photo I saw from from the inauguration, it was it

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was Billy Ray Cyrus and two other people. But when

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I first saw the photo, I thought it was Rob Zombie. Yeah,

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and I saw the headline and it said Billy Ray

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was like, oh, okay, I.

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Would I would pay top dollar to see Rob Zombie

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at the Trump inauguration. Just a devout satanist, you know.

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If again, if it works, who cares?

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Yeah, make make make make the country good and fun

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and strippers and dragula all across.

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The you know, the capital.

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Anyway, that was just a few quick things I noticed

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about the inauguration, the especially with the possibility that we

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might have could have had strippers there, and that would.

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Have been an interesting wrinkle.

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Yeah, I just wonder I'm just wondering if you like,

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because the strippers that were there, like, because you know,

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there's so many strippers and escorts that come into town

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when you have high profile events like this, if they

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were busy and you're getting Kid Rocks day strippers, That's

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what I'm saying.

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No, you don't want know, you gotta go high class.

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I'm just saying, like, if that's all that's available, it's

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still kid Rock. So I mean that's what Like, he's

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he's the guy that he's the guy who invented the

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phrase beggars can't be choosers at this point, so I'm

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just wondering if if it was like, hey man, all

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we have the day shift ended, uh, and here's here's

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your choices, and that's who we would get. I think,

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I think you can do. But no, you know, it's

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like like Prints in the New Power Generation or Print

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in the Revolution. You'd have Kid Rock in the daytime strippers.

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That would be a fun backup.

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Man.

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I would have loved to have seen Prince there.

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That would have been very weird, because he's very dead.

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That's why I'm saying I would have loved to have

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seen him there.

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We've all either we're all either in or have been in.

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Long term relationships.

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Yay for us, right yay. But out of all of

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those long term relationships. Are you comfortable pooping in front

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of your significant other?

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No?

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No, me either.

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Turns out one third of people are, and I'm now

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wondering about one third of people. If you're comfortable pooping

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in front of your significant other, then I don't think

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you're doing it right because there are times when I

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go number two where I'm uncomfortable, But at least that's

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when I know things are happening that are supposed to

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be happening, and I know that if I'm grossed out,

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then I'm getting the bad stuff out right. So I

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feel like, if you're totally comfortable getting all the bad

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stuff out in front of your significant other, is either

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something wrong with you mentally or physically because you're not

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actually pooping the way you should.

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I don't want to pee in front of my significant

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other and or poop, and vice versa.

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I don't just want that to be me time. It's

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not a selfish thing. It's okay, it is a selfish thing.

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Not only do I want that time to be for me,

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but I want no part of that time with you.

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When you go that's your time, I want no part

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of it. I don't want to see it. I can't

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do much about, you know, being able to totally avoid

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the smell, but steps can be made, right. I just

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that to me just kind of removes too much of

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the romance as it were.

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Yes, but you can also get like the poop are

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stuff and that kind of will eliminate the odor.

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And yeah, there are some things you can do about

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the odor that are helpful. The thing here though, go ahead, trysail. Yeah, yeah,

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lysol is also a help or. And I'll remember this

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till the day I die. David Tell, great comedian, said

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so many years ago, and it stuck with me because

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I saw this on a special on Comedy Central back

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in like ninety nine or two thousand, and he said

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basically that you cannot compete with that smell. You can

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spray stuff like lysol or air freshener, but then it

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just but then the bathroom just smells like lemons and

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ass as opposed to just ass. So you just added

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a layer to it. And it's true. The exceptions tend

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to be with the pooper eat that stuff seems to

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work really well, or some sort of commercial grade aerosol

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or matches. Yes, that right there is one of the

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best for me. It's twofold, no pun intended. One because

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it is very good at snuffing out the smell.

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Number two.

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I actually like the smell of matches when you put

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him out, so it works out really, really nicely. They

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don't make an aerosol. They don't make like a lifesole

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scent of burnt matches. It'd be actually pretty cool if

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they did.

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But yeah.

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In a new study, thirty two percent of Americans say

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they feel completely comfortable both pooping and tooting.

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In front of their significant other.

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How old are these people?

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Let's I do not have an age group on this study.

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Because there's gonna be an age group where they don't

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have a choice.

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I believe choice is factored into this equation.

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Okay, because there's like, you know, they're like, you know,

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eighty five, Do you feel comfortable pooping in front of

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your partner? Well, it's gonna happen either way.

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Day by day.

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I'm getting more comfortable with it, mostly due to deces

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is a Asian if I didn't even say that, we're

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anywhere near it correctly. But yeah, only thirty two percent

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of Americans say they feel completely comfortable both pooping and

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passing gas in front of their significant other. That means

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the rest of us, like you, Trey, Raj and me,

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the rest of us try to hide that stuff. For

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some people, the poop shyness extends to people they don't know.

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Fifty eight percent of women admit to feeling uncomfortable going

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number two in a public restroom if other people are around.

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Forty six percent of men feel the same. Fifty one

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percent of women say they generally try to avoid public

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restrooms altogether. Forty nine percent of men also agree, but yeah,

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that they don't go any deeper into the pooping in

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front of your significant other. But yeah, I mean one

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third of people saying that they don't feel comfortable doing

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I'm sorry, one third of people say they do feel

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comfortable going number two.

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In front of their significant other.

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It's just to me. Yeah, A buddy of mine found

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out in a very odd way, and that just this

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whole story reminded me of This story is he was

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in the shower and his wife came in and started

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to use them. She started to go and it had

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never happened before, and I think they'd only been married

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just a few months. And as he was showering, she

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was going number deuce how long.

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Have they been together before they got married?

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Three or four years?

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Okay, that's that's not something that you should just drop

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out of nowhere, both figuratively and literally, Like there needs

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to be a that's a major shift in the relationship.

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If there's going to be a major shift in the relationship,

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like out of nowhere deciding you want to poop in

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front of each other, there needs to be a discussion

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about it before someone just does it.

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Yeah, he stopped, He got out of the shower and

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went he was telling me the story. He got out

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of the shower, went into the living room. When she

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came out, she liked, what's the what's the problem? Is

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everything okay? And he's like, yeah, we don't do that.

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So he's like, I'm glad you're comfortable. I am not.

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And so that was I think it was a one

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and done situation. But she thought it was okay. She

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thought it was completely fine.

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I don't understand why all of a sudden she wanted

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to cross into that territory after being together for so long.

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Yeah, I don't. I don't know what the motivation was,

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but maybe she just had a I mean, there's multiple

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bathrooms in their house.

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I'll show you.

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No, it was. It was in the shower doing this thing,

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getting ready for work, and she.

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I guess that's one way.

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If I guess that's one way that a third of

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people would feel comfortable pooping in front of their significant

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other is if they're doing it angry, like they're trying

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to get back at their partner for something.

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It's like, yeah, I'm gonna get you.

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Yeah, like if he had dutch ovened her the night before,

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that's what you're gonna get.

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Yeah, yeah, careful, yeah exactly. Roger the anger Dump. If

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you do something back like yeah you dutch oven her

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the night before, watch out the next morning she might

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Anger Dump.

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Also great name for a band, by the way. That's it, gentlemen, anger.

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Dump really really solid.

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Bad name.

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tree House Plus. There was one more tiny nugget of

488
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information out of that survey about one third of people

489
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being comfortable pooping in front of their significant others.

490
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I wanted to share with.

491
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You, and that is.

492
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You would think unrelated. In the same study. But in

493
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the same study, they also found that one in twenty

494
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people confess to having defecated in the shower.

495
00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:35.119
I would move, I would immediately break up with you,

496
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:36.039
and I would move.

497
00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:40.440
For the record, I don't think they said that one

498
00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:43.000
in twenty people have pooped in the shower in front

499
00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:45.920
of their significant other. They just found that one in

500
00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:47.720
twenty people confessed having done it.

501
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:48.279
Period.

502
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:51.400
Yes, I would move, I would call, I would call you.

503
00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:53.480
I will call you a filthy human on the way

504
00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:57.319
out the door. And then that would be the end

505
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:58.920
of it. You would never see me again. You would

506
00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:01.279
never hear from me again. I don't care. If we

507
00:28:01.319 --> 00:28:07.200
had kids, they wouldn't know if they would program.

508
00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:11.240
Even if checks come just nothing, nothing, you keep them.

509
00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:14.359
So if so, Let's say you walk into the bathroom

510
00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:18.400
and she's waffle Stomp and lack of maniac trying to

511
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:21.720
hide it from you.

512
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:26.160
That's the title track from Anger Dump Waffle Stomping.

513
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.319
What's the album name too?

514
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:38.119
Along with the along with the same title tour and

515
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:44.799
line dance Billy Bobb's will Forever be changed.

516
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:49.200
Bhilliary will have to blind dancing hits Tank, You break

517
00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:55.079
your heart and.

518
00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:54.559
And you thought the cupid shuffle was fun.

519
00:28:57.359 --> 00:28:59.160
And now there's a reason for sawdust to be on

520
00:28:59.200 --> 00:28:59.599
the floor.

521
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:06.319
Just imagine going up to a wedding DJ and say, hey,

522
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:07.799
you got you got keep a shuffle?

523
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:10.319
No, what about the wabble? You got the wobble? No,

524
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:12.640
I know you got the waffle stump.

525
00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:19.279
Uh yeah, no I would Uh, I don't care if

526
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:22.079
I I don't care if I even witnessed it, if

527
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:24.759
if if she came out and was like, hey, you know,

528
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:28.319
I just got to tell you something. Sometimes I go

529
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:30.079
number two in the shower and I'd be like, it

530
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:36.599
was so lovely knowing you, And tell, Tell, Tell, Tell, Tell,

531
00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:40.119
Tell the kids. I love them. You'll never hear from

532
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:45.279
me again. You're blocked on every from my phone, all

533
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.519
social media, and I'm gonna tell your friends. I'm gonna

534
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:51.519
tell your family there needs to be intervention because there's

535
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:54.839
something seriously wrong with you. You have some sort of

536
00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:57.759
mental illness. What if it was, like, what if it

537
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:00.200
was an emergency. What if just, you know, the the

538
00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:01.839
need arose.

539
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:06.640
She was sphinxing, not because she was sick, and because

540
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:09.839
she had to make the terrible decision, the Sophie's choice,

541
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:12.799
like decision when you're sitting on the toilet and you're

542
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:15.079
going number two and you feel that you're about to

543
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:17.319
vomit as well, and you have to decide which one's

544
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:19.559
going to go on the toilet. That's when your best

545
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:22.440
decision is the third option you hadn't thought of. That's

546
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.799
the sphinx. That's when you get in the tub or

547
00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:27.000
if the shower is big enough and you just get

548
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:29.720
down on all fours and you just do both.

549
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:31.440
At the same time. It makes her an easier clean up.

550
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:36.680
What I'm saying is like, what what if, Yeah, I mean,

551
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:38.839
what if just something happened, Like what if she sneezed

552
00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:44.559
really hard like that girl in Hall Pass, which if

553
00:30:44.599 --> 00:30:47.960
you haven't seen that movie, it's completely worth it, if

554
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:52.319
no other reason than that scene in the bathroom.

555
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:54.519
No, I mean how like if you're in the shower,

556
00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:58.359
like how far away is the toilet because it's usually

557
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:01.680
very close by. H And if you're on the toilet

558
00:31:01.720 --> 00:31:04.400
and you feel like vomit, I have I have trash

559
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:07.079
cans in every single bathroom, Okay, so you can throw

560
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:09.319
up in the trash can. So there's no excuse.

561
00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:11.240
Let's just go back to the shower then, like it

562
00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:14.200
just if something happens it was an oopsie? Are you

563
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:18.240
gonna forgive her? Or are you still witness relocationing?

564
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.680
No? Yeah, I got a go bag. I gotta I

565
00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:22.839
got the go bag, and and we're out the door,

566
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:26.119
and I'm gonna hitchhike like like Bill Bixby in the Hulk.

567
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:29.359
I'm just gonna just just stick my thumb out and

568
00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:31.880
and play the piano and hope somebody picks me up

569
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:32.599
and doesn't kill me.

570
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:36.279
And and and never ever ever allowed to be barefoot,

571
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:39.920
like you. You have to wear socks every like, and

572
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:42.200
you hang your feet off the bed because if if

573
00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.440
I see a barefoot, I'm gonna think, you know, all

574
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.440
all your foots actually gonna look like bigfoot to me,

575
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:48.599
just big brown you know.

576
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:49.319
Tracks.

577
00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:52.240
Yeah, So what you're saying is Trey.

578
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:55.000
If if you caught if you caught your lady waffle

579
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:58.519
stomping in the shower, mm hmm, you'd stay with her,

580
00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:00.720
but there'd be rules about where she's allowed to put

581
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:01.160
her feet.

582
00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:02.920
I don't know that i'd stay with her but until

583
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:06.279
I could move out, because I maybe couldn't go immediately. Yeah,

584
00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:09.160
your feet are hanging off the bed and they're they're

585
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:12.559
double socks the whole entire time. Yeah, and you're not

586
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:13.960
playing footsy with me ever again.

587
00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:16.480
I'm gonna suran wrap your feet and then put socks

588
00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:19.200
on them, and then I'm gonna put socks on those socks.

589
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:22.839
I'm gonna stare at you the whole time with the

590
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:27.359
look that says you're filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself.

591
00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:30.000
You're a filthy waffle stumper.

592
00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:38.599
You're an adult, no excuse no. And then I would

593
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:40.240
have to hug the I'd have to sit the kids

594
00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:43.920
down and say, you know, here's what happened. Mom's disgusting.

595
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:47.759
I think it's important that you know this about your mother,

596
00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:50.279
and it's important that you know the real reason that

597
00:32:50.319 --> 00:32:51.559
you're never gonna see me again.

598
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.480
Yeah, and I'll know they're my children. If they go,

599
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.599
can we come with you? Dad? I'm like, yes, you can,

600
00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:00.599
because you don't want to be around it either. And

601
00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:03.640
then we leave and we abandon. That's what we do.

602
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:06.240
I'll abandon you.

603
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:08.559
Because if you because if you and they stay, then

604
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:12.559
it's an endorsement of the waffle stomping lifestyle. And you

605
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:16.000
need to make sure that she is appropriately shunned and

606
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:21.039
therefore cannot raise other waffle stompers. You don't want the

607
00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:23.160
next generation of waffle stompers.

608
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.359
That's correct. I would put crime scene tape over the

609
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:28.279
shower like I would put I would. I would tape

610
00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:30.839
it off, and only she can use that shower that showers.

611
00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:33.480
That is your shower. Now you own it. You should

612
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:36.039
live there. That's where you live. Now, you live in

613
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:38.880
that shower. When it dries off, that's where you sleep, because.

614
00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:40.559
You so, you and the kids.

615
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.680
You and the kids would leave the love of your

616
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:46.079
life if you caught her waffle stomping in the shower,

617
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:47.960
just like the family did when they escaped at the

618
00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:48.839
end of Poltergeist.

619
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:51.279
I wouldn't say leave Dan, I would say abandoned.

620
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:57.160
I'd even lower the real estate value because I would

621
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:00.519
put a sign out in front, you know, like a

622
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:03.960
foot on you know, a turn and go if that

623
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:05.720
lives here, I mean the brown letter.

624
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:08.840
Yeah, and then you have.

625
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:11.400
To decide which neighborhood do you want to live in?

626
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:13.480
Do you want to be next door neighbors to a

627
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:15.480
waffle stomper or to a sex offender.

628
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:21.639
I would still be like the sign in front of

629
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:23.880
my house would say price produced, Like that's what it

630
00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:27.159
would say, because there's no way somebody's paying full price

631
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:28.719
knowing what happened in that shower.

632
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:30.159
Yeah, I have.

633
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.880
To give you fifty thousand dollars off the price of

634
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.280
this house because of the nastiness that went on. And

635
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.000
I would make her stand in front of that sign

636
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.400
with an arrow that says I'm a waffle stomper.

637
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:45.679
It'll be it better off saying there was just a homicide.

638
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:50.360
Multiple homicides. Yeah, this is rather launted.

639
00:34:50.639 --> 00:35:00.320
I'd rather live there house.

640
00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:13.880
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650
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:49.599
I'm Daniel Maley, along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

651
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:53.920
Let's stop messing around talking about waffle stomping. Let's celebrate

652
00:35:53.920 --> 00:36:01.000
some birthdays today. Today is Thursday, January twenty third, two thousand,

653
00:36:01.719 --> 00:36:07.360
twenty five birthdays today. We start with Julia Jones. She

654
00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:12.559
is Kohanna on Westworld. She was Lee Clearwater on in

655
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.679
the Twilight Movies, Adam Sandler's wife in The Ridiculous Six,

656
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:19.760
and you might also remember her as Omera on The

657
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:23.840
Mandalorian Josh Thompson is forty seventy's a country singer.

658
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:28.840
His biggest hit is way out Here. Then we get.

659
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:31.920
To a female that is close to all of our

660
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:36.119
hearts here inside the Treehouse, though I think for two

661
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:38.320
to three different reasons.

662
00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:42.960
The birthday is Tiffany Thesen. She is fifty one today.

663
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.159
She's near and near to my heart because of Saved

664
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:51.159
by the Bell. Trey I'm assuming is that the case

665
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:55.639
for you as well, kind of.

666
00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:58.360
A Saved by the bell nine O two one oh hybrid.

667
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.920
Okay, And I know she's near and dear to your heart,

668
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:05.000
certainly because of your affection for nine oh two one oh.

669
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:09.320
Yes and great great follow on social media. She likes

670
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:11.239
to cook and show recipes.

671
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.920
That's around the Tiffany Theists and hybrid. So I started

672
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:16.920
feel I feel like I know her so well. She

673
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:19.000
and I started together and Saved by the bells. She

674
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.679
was so pretty and sweet and all that good stuff. Then,

675
00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:27.079
because I followed Ryan Reynolds's career from two Guys a

676
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:30.719
Girl in a Pizza Place, she was on that show

677
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:33.719
near its end, I think when they eventually just changed

678
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:35.920
it to two Guys and a Girl, which by today's

679
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.840
standards has a totally different meaning. But she was on

680
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:41.320
that show near the end as well, So I even

681
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:43.480
remember her from that then nine on two and oh,

682
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.199
But I didn't really watch that much when she was on,

683
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.239
and then I actually watched her cooking show a few

684
00:37:47.239 --> 00:37:48.679
times on TV.

685
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:49.320
Not bad.

686
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:52.599
She also has a great photo shoot that she did

687
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:56.199
for I think it was Maxim where there's a lot

688
00:37:56.320 --> 00:38:00.119
there's a lot of fishnet and yeah, he get to

689
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.800
see the glory that is Tiffany Peson.

690
00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:05.840
So Raj may not be a fisherman, but he can

691
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:11.039
appreciate some good fish nets. So Tiffany Amber thesis. Sorry

692
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:12.880
she dropped the amber part a while back. I don't

693
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:15.559
know why, but Tiffany Thesson is fifty one today.

694
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:21.920
What's that quick question? So you know how we used

695
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:26.119
to refer to country people as kickers?

696
00:38:26.920 --> 00:38:28.800
Mm hmmm, uh huh.

697
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:33.440
Now now do we call them waffle stompers?

698
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:38.719
We can, we can change it. It's it's it's it's

699
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:42.480
time for a change. I believe that that's saying has

700
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:43.840
been around for far too long.

701
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:53.000
So yeah, country and Western files, instead of being being

702
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:57.280
known as kickers, are now going to be dubbed waffle stompers.

703
00:38:57.760 --> 00:38:59.320
Yeah, because you don't have to bleep it, and it's

704
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:02.480
has has more of an effect. I believe it's true.

705
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:05.280
Maybe or maybe it's the urban cowboy version.

706
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.280
Of there there.

707
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:09.599
I think that's it because I don't want to offend

708
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:11.719
actual ranchers and cowboys fair enough.

709
00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:14.639
Yeah, you don't want to taint them.

710
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.320
No, I don't want to take them tray, I do not.

711
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:19.880
I don't want to taint them with the label of

712
00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:20.719
Waffle Stompers.

713
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:21.559
So yeah, we'll do that.

714
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:26.000
Urban Cowboys henceforth, inside the Treehouse will be known as

715
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:29.480
Waffle Stompers, along with any and all of Roger's ex girlfriends.

716
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:36.079
Yes other birthdays. Today, Mariska Harkita turned sixty one. She

717
00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:40.159
is best known as Olivia Benson on Law and Order

718
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Special Victims Unit, which, by the way, she's done, she's

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portrayed whoever you say it. She's played that character for

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so many years and gone through so many fed up

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storylines that she now has like PTSD, not from the

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actual things happening like they do to people in real life,

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just from the storylines having to portray it.

724
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Yeah. She's also the daughter of Jane Mansfield. Yeah, and

725
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she was in the car when her mom died and

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they thought she was dead. I think they were actually

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getting her, like getting ready to put her in a

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body bag when she kind of came to. So she

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has that trauma as well on top of all of

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the storylines, and I read about that where she suffers

731
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like she has to have therapy and counseling because of

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all the horrific storylines that she's had to work through.

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You know, it's interesting because on occasion I'll see actors

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where they will say, I'm tired of this, I want

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something else creatively blah blah blah, which I think is

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a great luxury. When you've played a character for a

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certain amount of time and you've made a certain amount

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of money, that gives you the reason to then say

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that you're like, you know what, I think I'm successful

740
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enough now I'm ready for a change.

741
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Yeah.

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And I used to think that that was.

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Entitled selfish blah blah blah, but I think it depends

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on your situation. Like if you're a risk A Hargetay,

745
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if she came out after I don't know, twenty years

746
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on SVU and said, you know, I think I'm ready

747
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for a change.

748
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I need a new challenge, I need to portray a

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new character. I think we all would be like, yeah, time.

750
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Yeah. Tony Shaloub from Monk, he had that's why he

751
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left the show because he was developing OCD in real life.

752
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So he had to leave the show because like, that's

753
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why they ended the show. The show could have kept

754
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going forever, and they had to end the show because

755
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he basically went to the producers and said, I'm developing

756
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like my own cases of OCD where he had to

757
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touch everything and do things in certain numbers, and when

758
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that started becoming a part of his life, he's like,

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I'm done, I'm out. Monks finished.

760
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I thought Mariska harder today. Hargeta at one point did

761
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want to leave, but then they threw a boatload of

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cash at her and she stayed.

763
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Yeah, that may have happened.

764
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So that's the other reason, Like, you know what, the

765
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therapy is bad, but the boat is nice.

766
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Yeah. I run a fourteen fourteen million dollar apartment in

767
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New York City.

768
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Yeah, that'll do it.

769
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Yeah, so I can understand.

770
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I want to.

771
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I wonder.

772
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I wonder if they actually said it was like, okay,

773
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so we're gonna throw a whole bag of money at you,

774
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but the storylines are gonna get way worse.

775
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I bet the minute they have a storyline of waffle stompers,

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she's out the door.

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That's the line.

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Sick.

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That's at Treehouse on Air across all social media platforms,

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You can also find us on TikTok at tree House

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Speaking of TikTok, Trey, what was the video that you

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were just telling us about in the break.

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There was a video a woman posted asking if for

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people that pooped in the shower, if they had trouble

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U stomping on it and getting it down the drain.

794
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Yes, you're supposed to.

795
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You're supposed to not be able to stomp your poop

796
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down the shower drain because it's not supposed to go there.

797
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That should be the first.

798
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Hint you shouldn't do it. Yeah, and it's people like

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that that I'm okay with TikTok being banned.

800
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Yeah, I think we should revisit the band because there

801
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are a lot of things on TikTok that are dangerous,

802
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like trying to find a community of fellow waffle stoppers.

803
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I'm sure, I'm sure there's a support groof of some sort.

804
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Maybe they meet at the waffle house, which.

805
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Is irony, Isn't that how they clean some waffle houses,

806
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not with the poop. I mean, like if they're just

807
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there's drains in the floors and they just kind of

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wash it all down and it just.

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It goes down. I could be totally wrong.

810
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Yeah, Trey, So you said the woman on TikTok pose

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the question, does anyone else have trouble smashing the poop

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down the shower drain like she does?

813
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Yeah?

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How many?

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How many replies did she have?

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I'm a lot. I'm trying to see if I can

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find the video.

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Now that's just people admitting that. I mean, that's it

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just gives people. That's the platform. It gives people a

820
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platform to go. I do it too, and we don't

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need to know you.

822
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Those types of topics were on the arc web like

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eight or sixteen chan or something.

824
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Yeah, and you know, like you have people that you're like,

825
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you know, hey, you know Steve's feet stink. Now you'll

826
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know why you can go Steve or you are you

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a stumper the slang for waffle stumper, And you'll see

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the shame wash over Steve and then you'll know and

829
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then you don't you're not friends with him anymore, and

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he can join a community online.

831
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You know what, there is something you can take out

832
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of the treehouse today. One in twenty people have admitted

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to trying to.

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How did it hang on? We go, pull it back up,

835
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see exactly how it was worded.

836
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Give me a moment. Yeah, okay, here, here we go.

837
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Uh so take this with you out of the treehouse today.

838
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When you're looking around someplace. There's a lot of people.

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One in twenty p mm hmm have defecated in the shower.

840
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That's five percent.

841
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Interestingly, that's the same percentage of the population that are sociopaths.

842
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Probably the same people. I can see that that should

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be one of the traits, like do you have no remorse?

844
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No guilt? Do you poop in the shower? There you go.

845
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That's how we defined so that we can skip the

846
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first two, the guilt and remorse. We can skip those

847
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and be like, hey, let me just ask you a question. Yeah,

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do you poop in the shower? Yeah? And you have

849
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no guilt or remorse? You're you're yeah, you're you're Norman Bates. Yeah,

850
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you're a crazy person. And you should be shunned by society,

851
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like like put them next to the leper colony and

852
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and let them. You know, if the.

853
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Lempers have it bad enough, don't do it to them,

854
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I would trade.

855
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I think the lepers at that point would say, we

856
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don't want them as our neighbors. Yeah, I mean they're

857
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not bad, but we're not waffles stomp bad.

858
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Yeah.

859
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But i mean like, but they can't waffle stop because

860
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a toe too will fly off, Like they can't do it.

861
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They're not There's is not the reason why they would

862
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hate the waffle stoppers.

863
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Yeah, and like they're not sharing the same shower. I'm

864
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just saying, this just shown them, like you know, like

865
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had they used to do in like the the early

866
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nineteen twenties with the leper colonies. They just had them

867
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like tucked away in a corner. That's where you put

868
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all the waffle stoppers. You give them a bag of

869
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their clothes and dirty socks or whatever it is that

870
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they have that's yuh, and you send them on their

871
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way and you you you have to walk them in

872
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and you have to enroll them like you're rolling a

873
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kid in school. I mean, like this is a this

874
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is Amanda, and she's a waffle stomper, and she's she

875
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lives here now because I'm taking the kids and we're

876
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moving somewhere she'll never find us.

877
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This is one of those moments in the show where

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I like to think that right now, there's a group

879
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of people listening and among them is an Amanda.

880
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Oh, I thought you were saying there's a group of

881
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people listening that are all in the shower or pupe.

882
00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:05.559
I don't that's a club. I don't necessarily want to

883
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cater to.

884
00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:11.719
Yeah, you don't want to cater to them at all.

885
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You know where that's going.

886
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.599
It is interesting though, because in the podcasting world they

887
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:19.760
always say to niche down.

888
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:24.039
Yeah, that's what we want, Like when we do a

889
00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:28.039
lot a live event is just a room full of

890
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waffle stumpers. That's what we want. I'm leaving the show. Yeah,

891
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:40.800
this was the Treeouse.

892
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It has been stomped down the drain. On the other hand,

893
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if they want to run ads for cron disease, oh god,

894
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all right, Brother Things Threehouse go to Treehouseonair dot com

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to find and follow us on social media. For the show,

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it's at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the

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Dan O'Malley. For Trey it's at tree Trendholme one, and

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tomorrow right here inside the Treehouse