We are the Treehouse | Episode 73, Monday February 5, 2024

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us right here inside the

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Treehouse for day one of five days
in a row, Yes, in a

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row of the treehouse. I'm Daniel
Malley, along with Trey Trenholm and Raj

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Sharma. I have to admit to
you, gentlemen, that this is the

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first time in a very long time
I've actually been I'm actually a little nervous

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going into this episode. I feel
a fluttering in my belly that I haven't

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felt in I have. It's been
a long time since I've had some show

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anxiety. And if I'm being honest, I kind of like it, all

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right. Interesting, it's it's it's
sort of like Stockholm syndrome, you know,

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when that's when you fall in love
with your your captors. Trey knows

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this all too well as I do
that for many years doing radio, we

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had a similar feelings and it's an
interesting thing to be back here doing a

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show every day of the week,
even if for one week, that same

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feeling comes back, and even though
it's stressful, it feels like home.

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Gotcha, Okay, that's interesting,
it's comfortable. Yeah, it's a I

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know there's a phrase and I can't. I can't quite pull it out of

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my head because it's like my brain's
kind of like Joe Biden's. It's just

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a mix of DISPATCHO and and beans
and things. But it's sort of like

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you find comfort in the in the
chaos. Maybe that's what it is.

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Yeah, So is it just the
the like you're anticipating in your head how

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the week's gonna go, and so
you're like, that's where the nervous nerves

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are coming from, or to an
extent. But the thing that I focus

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on most when it comes to doing
a daily show is I focus on this

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is gonna So I'm gonna sound like
I'm gonna sound like Jason Garrett here,

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just f y, I'm gonna sound
like a football coach. You can have

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the overall goal in mind, which
is five days a week, but I

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focus on the show that's happening today
and the segment that is happening right now.

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Execution, thank you. It's all
about the execution. He's been waiting

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five minutes for one word. It
pays off though, it really did.

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I'm so angry about that. I'm
like that was solid. I saw like

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like I just saw his faceline up
and I'm like, oh, let's see

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what wisdom's about the coming execution.
Yeah, that was so good. That

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was so good. Jason Garrett is
actually somewhere clapping and non sarcastically, He's

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like, no, that was actually
a good job. That's not the feel

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good clap, even though you fumbled
at the one. Now, that's a

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you scort the touchdown, buddy,
good job, and you're gonna get a

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chest shove because I love you that
much. So, yeah, we are

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here day one of five days in
a row of the tree House podcast.

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So were you getting like the the
I always called it, like the three

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ten butterflies of you know, waiting
for people to walk through the door late

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and get started, and that anxious
feeling. Yeah, I'm a I'm a

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little jealous. I haven't had I
haven't felt that in a long time.

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Yeah, it's funny. So it's
interesting how you can date me and Trey's

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time on the radio by at what
time did you start getting nervous? So

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Trey goes so far back as to
three ten was his time to start feeling

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anxious? Okay, where As when
Trey left the radio show back at the

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end of twenty twelve, he didn't
become accustomed to three fifteen like I did,

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or three twenty like I did,
or eventually there was no anxiety because

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some days it just didn't show up. Is that the start time of the

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I'm missing with the three? Yeah, that was, so there was like

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three to seven, but we wouldn't
go on the air till three ten.

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Somewhere between three ten and three fifteen
finish. That was, and that was

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towards the end of our tenure on
Live one oh five to three. Like

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when we first started out on Live
one o five to three, you know,

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we were pretty much on time and
then and then when I joined the

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show in two thousand and two,
what had happened was uh Russ started extending

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the time, so not so much
as three pm start time, but then

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more like a like when I started
on the show in two it was like

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an five to seven three five,
three oh seven when he would walk through

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the back door towards the studio,
and then each year it would get a

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little bit worse and worse, and
so by the time we got to like

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two thousand and eight, when one
oh five three's format changed to sports,

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you know, he was he was
shown up around sometimes three twenty, but

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typically in that in that three ten
to three fifteen range. And then when

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we got on the Eagle, same
thing, and then and then eventually it

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was just nothing. No walk in
the back door. Yeah yeah, but

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when we were doing mornings, we
had to have extra things to because you

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weren't sure if it was going to
be six ten, six twenty, six

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thirty seven. As Phil, I
remember one time I'd come back, I

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think, and whenever I would whenever
had come back home, I would always

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turn on I would always set the
channel on the car to three to listen

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to you guys or or ninety se
one. The bumper music was like you

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could you could turn the you could
switch stations, listen to a full song

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and come back and the bumper still
going. Oh yeah. So like what

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our intro music, Fire and Mercy
by William Orbit, you know, is

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a five minute plus song. It's
an over five minute song, and we

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have the full version loaded into the
system just in case. Uh. And

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there were a couple of times that
I had to There were a couple of

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times I had to load it up
a second time and I got to play

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actual DJ and and cross fade them. Okay, so there were a couple

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of times I had a remix of
William Orbit's Fire and Mercy up to like

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seventeen minutes. Wow, okay,
yeah, as a all right, so

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I can understand, Uh, I
can understandstand the nervousness then because but like

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I said, eventually that nervousness just
went away. But I will say the

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feeling is not entirely gone. So
Raj on on the times, you know,

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at the times, how am I
trying to say this? So like

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Raj when you're late, Trey and
A are used to it. Oh gotcha?

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Okay. The difference is because we
pre record this, the audience doesn't

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know. They can hit play whenever
they want to, so they don't have

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to have the nerves and the butterflies
or whatever it is. We're here for

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you whenever you want us, and
more so this week. That's this is

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the beauty of this medium being on
the digital side of things. We are

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at your beck and call. We
are on demand. Yeah. When when

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you want some funny, you come
to us. When uh, you want

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some laughter, you come to us. All you gotta do is pick up

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your phone and hit play, hit
the hit the one extra button on your

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car screen that says pair or connect
or whatever your vehicle says. And uh

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and and so now this week it'll
be every day that you get to do

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that. Yeah, and and and
you guys don't have to do traffick er

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weather, so m yeah, So
you don't know, we don't. No,

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we don't. And that's where it's
going to be important. A big

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day on this run of shows that
we're doing is going to be next Monday,

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one week from today. It will
be the day after the super Bowl.

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And that day is going to be
our super Bowl this year mm hm,

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because we're going to attempt to go
live. It might be a train

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wreck, but by god, it'll
be there for everybody to see. And

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we always show our works. And
you know what, d I think,

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Dan, I think you should do
weather, but but do your weather from

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Saint John. Oh. It's funny
you mentioned that, because I actually have

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thought about that. I aught about
that with the live show that we're going

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to attempt next Monday, the day
after the super Bowl, which by the

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way, I think the live start
time on that is going to be in

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that twelve ten to twelve fifteen range, you know, for all time say

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that will be the live portion of
the show, right, So we'll start

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that a little afternoon so you can
sit there and eat your lunch on your

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lunch break, and you can watch
the show live. And if you can't

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watch the show live, that's okay
because we're still going to release it in

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its audio form via Spotify, Apple, iHeart all those various platforms that afternoon

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around three o'clock. So if you
can't make the live thing, that's okay.

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We're still going to drop an episode
next Monday. But for that live

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show, Trey, I have thought
about, well, it is live,

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we if we really want to to
make it really feel like it used to,

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then traffic and certainly weather would would
play a role. I don't know

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if everyone wants to hear the weather
in, say John where I live,

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though, I think that might just
be I think that just might be people

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getting pissed at me exactly. That's
why you know what I may just I

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may just do that then, yeah, I mean just rub it in.

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I don't know. I'm sure you
know fifty and raining here and you can

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come on, oh it's you know, sunny and seventy eight more. He

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could come on and be like,
hey, hurricane so you just don't know,

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but that won't be until like August. I mean hurricane season if ivery

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think it starts in June and then
but it goes through October. But the

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really dangerous times for here that August
September range that's when the big ones tend

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to happen. So but yeah,
we may maybe we do some weather.

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And I got fingers crossed for a
for a police chase come Monday afternoon.

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And so if anyone is, if
anyone is thinking about getting into a high

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speed police pursuit, you want to
break the law on Monday, and you

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want to give every one really something
fun to watch and listen to inside the

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treehouse next Monday. Well, Rob, I'm not going to tell you to

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rob a bank, that would be
wrong. But if you did, right,

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do it a little after twelve it
in Garland. Yeah, I thought,

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you don't even have to start in
Garland, but in there you can

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out there you start starting you know
all spring, sunny Vale, go through

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Mesquite where I'll you know, just
end up and go rock Wall, make

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a big, a big, a
big loop through you know, northeast Texas

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with then end up in Garland.
Yeah, I just I didn't. I

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thought he wanted a high speed chas
and Saint John. I just don't know

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how that would look like or how
short it would be. Short always high

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speed here, high speed here,
get you driving off a mountainside. Real

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fat, it could be death.
Where does it end? The water?

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That's that's where the chase ends,
kind of like kind of like Garland,

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So it's sort of the chase doesn't
necessarily end in Garland. Garland ends you.

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Yeah, And being from Mesquite,
I concur like that is the one

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hundred percent truth. You fly through
Miskie, we'll let you go, or

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like you're on, we know where
which way you're headed, we know where

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this ends. So yes, we
are very excited. Five days a week

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this week plus the Monday episode one
week from today, the day after the

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Super Bowl, right here inside the
treehouse. Like I said, I got

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the little I got the little butterflies
going on. Tray's excited, Raj.

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I think you're I'm I'm new to
this, so I think this is like

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for me, it's like really really
exciting. So to hear like you guys

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have like the nervous flutter stuff going
on, I'm like I wish I had

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that, but then I also didn't
want to be a captor a captive.

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I didn't want to uh, I
didn't want to have your syndrome. So

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I'm just like this, this is
very exciting. You may eventually get the

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syndrome, but as it is right
now, you're a captor. You're you're

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you're captive by choice. Yeah,
so because it's not it's not like Trey

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and I threw you in a van
and dragged you inside the treehouse. No,

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you're here by your own choosing.
No, I yeah, absolutely,

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and so I, uh so mine. I don't have nervousness. I'm just

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like, oh my god, five
days a week and we're gonna have a

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live show. Like that's really it's
really exciting. And that's where I'm actually

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a little envious of you, because
you get to be the bridge between being

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on the show and still feeling like
a listener, because you get the best

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of both worlds. Yeah, you
don't have to worry as much about the

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anxiety. You're just excited to be
in here. And to be honest with

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you, I'm excited to be in
here. I think Trey's excited to be

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in here. We're always excited to
be inside the treehouse. But this is

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special. This is something new and
it brings back those everyday feelings that we

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all used to have when we were
on the radio. Because if you really

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get down to it, what is
the treehouse. The treehouse isn't just a

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place for us to hang out with
our friends. The treehouse isn't just a

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place to hang out with your friends. It's a place to escape the bullshit

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of everyday life. And we need
a place to connect through laughter, because,

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let's be honest, there's so much
suck in the world. Your job

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sucks. Traffic sucks, the news
sucks, TV sucks, radio sucks,

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social media really sucks. Your boss
sucks, politics suck. You love your

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spouse, but sometimes they suck.
And sometimes your kids suck too. Yeah.

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Hell, sometimes we suck. But
that's all okay because we're inside the

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treehouse and we will laugh our way
through all of it. Yeah, it's

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another examples, did your day suck? Come inside the treehouse? Did your

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day rock? The treehouse can make
it even better because the treehouse is isn't

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just your happy place. The treehouse
is your favorite place. Because the tree

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house we are Archie's place. We're
Monk's Place. We are Arnold's and Owl's

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combined. We are the Hub,
the Max, the Peacock Stop, the

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Pit, the peach Pit, and
the peach Pit after dark we are.

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We are Luke's Diner, Deanon,
de Luca, Cafe Rvosa, and we

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are Central Perk. We are Kavanaugh's
Bar, Emerald City Bar, where McLaren's

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Pub, Patti's Pub, Most Haven't
and the Drunken Clam where the Body Being,

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the snake Hole Lounge ten Forward,
and the Boar's Nest. We are

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mother fucking cheers. This. This
is the tree House, and you're welcome.

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You're in the tree House. Visit
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This week at the Dallas Comedy Club
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It's Matt Bergman. I love music, love going to concerts. When

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the name of the band. Yeah, yeah, tell her. I remember,

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like you guys remember the Brandanica ladies. Yeah, fairy poppy group bot

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Canada. My mom hardness say absolutely
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Marilyn Manson sounds like a sweet girl, though, sir with her see

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is she a Christian singer? I
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catch all the places in my monologue
of famous hangouts? Yeah? There were.

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As I'm looking because it's funny how
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all the TV shows that I've watched
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gotta have that place, I need
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And then there is something you just
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some TV shows that I never even
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Felicity, but I had heard of
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that in there. I even threw
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watched that show. Yeah, that's
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from the Simpsons, the Drunken clam
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peach Pit, which was near and
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love for then too, and the
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you that's when you had me.
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this is this is solid. He
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people don't do that. Did you
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see, that's the danger of doing
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leave some places out that you wish
you hadn't. You know what? You

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got ten Forward in there, say
you know what, You're good, Thank

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you. I was. I was
pretty proud of that, Trey. Tell

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him, tell him where he can
visit ten Forward. Ten Forward is a

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luxurious and spacious lounge located in the
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it's tended to do by Gynan.
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nerd Trey Trenholm. I yeah,
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king of the super Nerds of next
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was missing. They didn't have.
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Trek the Next generation had. Yeah, just Star Trek the Next Generation that

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was you lots of people, man, I kind of grew up on that

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show because my mom loved John Luke
Bicard. Oh yeah, it's the number

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one. It was the number one
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No. Oh yeah, it crounced
it trounced Baywife. Yeah, but

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I mean it was Baywatch. Speaking
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one place I couldn't find the name
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a bar that they hung out in, not on bay Watch, but on

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Baywatch Nights when they did their after
hours. H what is it? Private?

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Private, investigative nonsense. I thought
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out at, but I couldn't find
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Mitch Buchanan's pad theay watched nights.
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you unfamiliar? I never watched an
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it. Oh, then, Raj, you have not lived. I've seen

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the running scene because it was on
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Yeah, and that's cool and all. But maybe it's because I'm just younger

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than you enough that bay Watch played
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and so that's definitely got to be
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not resonate with me like I've I
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I did not know Baywatch Nights existed. Yeah, you, I was like,

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I was out with Hasselhoff when they're
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of the show. I'm like,
yeah, I'm good. Like, I'm

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out, I needn't watch this guy. Uh, I've seen the foot I've

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seen the footage from his concerts in
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I don't need to I'm not supporting. You know what, you don't

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have to be a fan of his
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creator. I'm pretty sure he's the
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producer. He had a he had
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creation of that show. Because what
he could have chosen any profession to highlight

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that did not have the spotlight that
it so clearly needed. He he he

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could have done. He could have
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He could have you know, he
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been like garbage watch. You know, it's like this. You know,

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there's so many important and vital occupations
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highlighted, and he chose La County
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Raj, but Germany is not the
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in such high esteem. Everyone within
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that is attracted to women and harry
chested men. Not me, but just

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the you know, the woman part
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gotcha? Okay, yeah, I
don't Okay, I don't know lifeguards like,

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is that because I did? I
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footage of the big uh wave that
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Beach like two weeks ago and it
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the water. I was like,
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there was an episode of that or
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which I thought you would know being
a Hollywood guy, is called a

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twist, a plot twist where instead
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sometimes the lifeguard needs saving too.
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role today, man. I'm gonna
give you all the all the sentiment,

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all the all the punches in the
highs. You're you're, you're killing it

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for for day one of five days
straight. It's important to uh. It's

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important to show up and to come
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also in segues. For example,
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great mom, you need to show
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Trey, absolutely, because he knows
or I'm going and he knows how

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good of a fucking segue that really
was. And uh and and Raj,

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you're about to find out. Okay, So there is a woman, no

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surprise, it's a Florida woman.
Yeah, I know, you know what's

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good. You know what's good.
A mom in central Florida has been banned

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from dropping her kids off at a
private Christian school because of well things,

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Raj, I'm going to give you
the opportunity to fill in the blank here

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to see if you can guess what
the thing is that got Hello dog,

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that's dog. To see if you
can guess what the thing is that got

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this mom banned from the pickup line
at her kids school. Okay, hold

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on one second. It's okay if
your first guess is barking dog. Uh

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No, so he and you said
that. He just turned around. I

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got him successfully across across the living
room and he said, barking dog.

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He turned around. He respond Okay, here's here's my was she at the

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Christian school. She's in the pickup
line and she's banned. Now mm hmm.

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She's banned from picking up her kids. They have now told her she

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has to go across the street.
Okay, her kids will have to walk

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to her. So say it again. Smoking cigarettes. That is not correct.

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Next, next guest, she was
topless, You're warm? M h,

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you are warm? She was pantiless
warmer? She what she's She's just

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naked? You're you're really really warm? What is she naked? On the

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tense speed? I don't know that
actually would be a good idea for her

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next vehicle. She's I tell you
that, you know how, you know

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how insurance agents or real estate agents
will advertise themselves on their cars and drive

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around town and drum up business that
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Yes, yeah, boy, so
you're familiar, right yeah. Now,

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imagine you're a Central Florida mom who
is in the pickup line at her kids

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Christian school while self marketing your only
fans account. God damn, I love

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twenty twenty four. This is what
I am looking at when I pull up

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behind one of these vehicles. Facebook
messages, complaints and TikTok. You ban

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a vehicle taking the front pew at
a private Christian school into varies is just

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a tiny, tiny little emblem on
the back of a car. It is

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taking up the entire windshield back wind
shield of two vehicles. Lexi Thomas is

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a parent at Liberty Christian who wants
this ad on another parent's car to stay

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off campus. That other parent is
Michelle Klein, and what she has isn't

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only fans. Well, it's definitely
a link to you know, explicit content,

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adult content for sure. Flyin,
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only fans her business and way of
life. My husband and I had this,

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you know, a little wild,
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that we've now decided to share.
But not all parents want what Clin is

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shared shared at school, with some
moms complaining to Kline and the school telling

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her not to use the main entrance
and instead drop her kids off across the

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street. I was forced to have
to, you know, take it off

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or not come on campus. But
parents at this private school say, there's

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a simple solution. If Kline wants
to use the main drop off, why

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not take the decas And that would
seem like an easy thing to say,

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for sure, But for me,
you know it, it supports my family.

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This provides a very comfortable way of
life for us, and it's legal.

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You know, I pay taxes just
like everyone else. I'm not breaking

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the law. I just offended people. That's a distraction to my children.

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And no matter how poorly or how
good I parent, porn is there.

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And if that's kind of the first
thing they're saying when they're going into a

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place that should be educating them,
she she's their hassle off. Let's get

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real here. This is not This
is one of those times where it's like

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that one mom specifically, but all
the parents, all the moms that are

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upset about this Mom's Only Fans advertisement
on her car, they're not so much

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trying to protect the kids as they
are using the kids as the excuse when

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the reality is they don't want to
have their husbands right see the ad And

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next thing you know, they're seeing
the Only Fans ad And now you know,

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the family budget is dropped by twenty
four to ninety nine a month.

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Oh, I mean she's got a
lot of content. Okay, good,

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this is a I mean she's yeah, what fresh hell are her kids in

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for? When when their friends get
phones and the internet and they're spanking it

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to mom. Yeah, That's the
problem with so many startups is you tend

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not to look at the bigger picture, and sometimes you forget to keep the

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future in mind at the exp you
know, it's like you're focused on the

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money of today, at the expense
of tomorrow, or how amazing would it

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be to be invited to that sleepover. I'm just saying, like when he's

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like, hey man, you guys
want to come to my house or the

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sleepover? Like, yeah, imagine
how awkward? How awkward is it going

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to be when it's all the dads
that show up. Uh, I'm here

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for the sleepover. I didn't bother
with pants. My kid's not here either.

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