We Will Cover Your Stupid | The Treehouse, Episode 94

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It is
time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the Treehouse.
I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and

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Raj Sharma. This is episode ninety
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the free time to do it.
As we've been busy in the O'Malley house

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moving from the mount now down to
sort of the waterfront. So we went

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from a mountain abode to a water
apartment apartment overlooking the water. What is

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it? Tree Did did you have
a a farewell to the goat man of

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the mountain? Yes? Yeah,
we did not have a proper send off

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from the goat man of Bordeaux Mountain, but we did get a sendoff from

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the bats that were a big reason
for us moving away from that house in

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the first place. This is a
good time for me to plug our Treehouse

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Plus program. Treehouse Plus available on
Patreon dot com, slash Treehouse on air,

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you can hear about the additional bat
situation that happened mid move. Yeah,

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mid move. Now what now do
you think it's possible that you have

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now relocated these bats to your area
now and now they well, now I

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do, and now they're gonna procreate
and they're gonna have a new nest in

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your attic. I need to check
my nikes because the because the additional bat

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that came with us was in one
of Terra's dresses, and who's to say

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that there aren't baby bats in my
shoes? Yeah, and scorpions. You

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could probably have checked your bag for
scorpions. I'm sure you might have a

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couple of those. Yeah. The
way I check a bag for scorpions is

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probably not going to be sanctioned by
PETA. Oh just baseball bat to it,

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yep, repeatedly while shouting any scorpions
in there better come out now.

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So, yeah, we were moved
into the new apartment. Now we're now

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in what's considered in town for Saint
John. So we're glad to be here.

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And it's interesting though, because when
a bat is flying out of your

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wife's clothing throughout throughout the bedroom,
at least for me, I harkened back

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to a simpler time when the monsters
in the closet were not real when I

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was a child. As an adult, the monsters sometimes real. They come

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flying out of the closet and it's
a goddamn bat. But as a kid,

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there were no monsters in the closet. There were no monsters under my

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bed. There wasn't one of the
creatures from where the wild things are trying

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to crawl in through my bedroom window
or anything like that. It was it

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was imagined. It was made up. It was little kid stuff. Until

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the other day I see the news
story about a little kid who kept complaining

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to mom, saying, there's monsters
in my bedroom. There are monsters in

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my bedroom. This kid keeps complaining
to mom, and mom, of course

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doesn't believe it. Most parents just
kind of cast that off as kids being

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kids, or just scared of the
dark or whatever. Well, this child

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was so insistent about there being monsters
in her bedroom that mom decides, Okay,

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we will call somebody. I was
hoping it was the Ghostbusters, but

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I guess all she had was a
was a determinix man. So she has

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a guy come out to do a
full inspection. On her child's bedroom,

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hoping that it would then calm the
child's fears. See, there are no

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monsters to be seen. There's nothing
in your bedroom. Except when the exterminator

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ran a test, a thermal test
throughout the bedroom, he found sixty thousand

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bees in the child's bedroom walls.
Wow. Yeah, it turns out this

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one time in life where the kid
complained of monsters in the bedroom, she

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was right. Wow, sixty thousand
bees. Sixty thousand bees in her bedroom

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walls. And obviously mom had to
then apologize repeatedly to the child because while

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the bees being moved someplace, you
know, while the bees living in the

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walls might be temporary, that child's
trauma is for a lifetime. Yeah.

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That would that, that would I
would never be able to be in that

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room again. I see what you
did there? What Oh he doesn't know

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true? Huh oh, there you
go. No, I'm allergic to bees,

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so that's my one allergy, and
so sixty thousand of them would definitely

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kill me. But I'm glad they
were behind the wall. And that could

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be like your bats, your mats
could be behind the wall. Now.

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So yeah, but eventually they find
a way, Yeah, find a way

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into the interior of the living spaces
and look for this poor kid. I

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hope she's never seen the movie candy
Man, because candy Man and bees are

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directly related. Yes, yes,
wow, you know, at least in

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my scenario with bats being inside the
home, that correlation isn't so terrible that

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the worst thing that can happen is
Batman pops out of the closet, unless

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it's actually rust stressed as Batman,
that might be the worst thing imaginable,

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which a number of people had fun
with me from the last couple episodes saying

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that I bet Rush sent you those
bets from Beyond the grave. That man

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was lazy alive. He's lazy dead. He did not take time to send

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bats into my room. But that
would be poetic justice. It actually would

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be, because the way Russ typically
would get things done would be to send

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one of us an email, so
it would then happen. So that's probably

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what happened. He probably emailed Trey
from Beyond and trades like, Okay,

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this will be funny. Wow,
sixty thousand bees. That's sixty thousand bees

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in the kid's bedrooms. So what
was your imaginary monsters that you were afraid

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of as kids, because I mentioned
one of mine was I was thinking that

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maybe one of the creatures from where
the wild Things are would crawl into my

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bedroom. But most of my monsters
weren't really like that. Like most of

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the monsters I was afraid of were
from films, so like I was legitimately

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worried about Freddy Krueger or Jason Voor
He's, you know, sneaking in to

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my room and trying to get me, or even Jack Nicholson the Shining Jacket,

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Yes, yeah, yeah, and
also Jaws. Oh, I was

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afraid. I was afraid Jaws was
going to walk into my bedroom and eat

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me. Yes, that's what happened
to five year old. This is what

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happens when you let five year olds
watch scary movies. Yeah, that's a

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very talented shark. But it's a
land shark. It is. It's not

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just a locker. It's a nightmare. That's great. My monsters were I

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mean, Roger, I don't know
if you know this about me or not.

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I had night terrors for years and
I have done. I've got over

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two hundred stitches of torn ligament in
my knee, a couple of chipped teeth

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all from Jesus night terrors, but
mine were always the same as that there

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was some kind of wild animal,
whether it be a snake, skunk,

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raccoon, possum and something like that. They're always under the bed and I'm

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running from them. Gotcha. I'm
with you. I've never heard of a

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child nightmare with a skunk. I
could understand, like you know, I

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mean, well it's skunk. Well
also, if I understand growing up in

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the country where yes, you see
them, and even had a cat sprayed

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by one, that it was an
awful three month process of getting that smell

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out really kept you kept the cat? Oh yeah, was my stepmother's cat.

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Yes, yes, there was no
such thing. I mean we had

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like over fifty Oh gotcha. That
would just be a that would be a

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cat down is what that would It
was herb. I was not gonna I

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don't like that. First of all, I don't like cats, and but

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a skunk leyden cat would be even
worse, well, even worse. The

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cat's name was Ceci, which stood
for crazy cat. So you were brought

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up on crazy. Oh well,
yeah, and my mom, see when

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you say you had night terrors as
a child, I thought you met your

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mother. That was day terror,
and you're still in the middle of all

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day terre, weekend terror. The
nights were to the animals. The only

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time Trey could find solace was that
night running away from Annis. Oh poor

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guy. I never had a I
never had monsters in my never too logical

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of a kid. I know.
It's My girlfriend says that, She's like,

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you missed so many developmental things,
like I was walking at seven months

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old, so I never crawled.
She's like, yeah, you messed that.

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You developmentally, you missed certain things. And I was like, I

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was just too logical of a kid, Like I figured out Santa in the

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parking lot of a Toys rs.
I was like, he's not real,

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Like I figured it out, like
I got it, and I'm just too

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logical to have Until The Exorcist.
I was eleven when I had my cousin

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made me watch that movie and for
six months, and only six months,

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but six months, I checked under
my bed and in my closet every single

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day. Yep, that would terrorize
a poor child. Yes, if if,

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if, if Linda Blair from the
Exorcist crawled out from underneath your bed.

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Yeah, well, the way her
career went. I wouldn't be surprised

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if she was under my head just
for a place to live at one of

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those times where she wasn't just typecast, but she became the role that cheap

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trade. Yeah, that's you know. That's the only time ever that I

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was like, oh my god,
there could be something in my and then

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like six months later, I'm like, what the f am I doing?

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Stop, there's she's an actress.
I saw an interview with her on Entertainment

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tonight and I was like, there
she is. That's the lady. She's

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not the demon, and I was
good. So yeah, I just never

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had that. I I guess I
just didn't have an imagination. I don't

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know. But you think big is
real? No, I do not.

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I'm sorry. No, I'm ashamed
that you watch that show and you're my

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friend. Like, do you watch
forged in Fire? Because I bet you

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know I don't watch I know I'm
or anything like that. Uh yeah,

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but you watch the The Island Island
Oak Island. Yeah, they should read

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again, they should rename that show. Nothing happens in this episode either that

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the show. I was not going
to stop us from looking. I just

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love my whole theory is like,
if I wanted to post this the other

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day, if you watch uh,
Finding Bigfoot, then you probably watched Forged

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in Fire, where you just watch
dudes making swords, and I'm like,

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stop, that does seem that does
seem to be a good opportunity for a

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crossover forged in Bigfoot. Yeah,
for fire and mountain monsters. Uh do

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a do a collaborative episode? You
make a sword for them to fight?

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Uh? Yeah, No, I
don't believe in that. That's just the

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dumbest I don't understand how it's on
the air. I get so angry.

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I get lots of things ended up
on the air that don't make sense.

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R. But Discovery Channels not changing
formats, So I'm glad they're hanging on.

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I mean, you know they're not. Not only are they not changing

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formats, they got so big they
bought HBO. It's true. Yeah,

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but yeah, no monsters. I'm
sorry to disappoint. I just no,

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that makes me happy for you that
you never had any monsters in your closet

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or in your walls or under your
bed as a kid, Although as an

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adult we have to keep our eyes
peeled because there are real monsters out there

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that you have to watch out for. For me, it's bats the occasional

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scorpion, which are things that I
have to keep an eye out for.

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But now I also have to keep
my eyes peeled a little bit more because

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now I have to, you know, consider the possibility that there might be

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additional monsters under my bed looking for
something. I mean, I don't know.

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If I look under my bed right
now, I might find Ben and

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Skin and Mike Reiner. Because look, when you end up with a bunch

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of free time on your hands,
you'll do some weird stuff that would be

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so terrifying. Like I come running
out of the bedroom tear at my wife

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house. What's wrong? Is it? There's an old gray wolf under our

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com. You know how most podcasts
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niche I'm sorry, a niche or
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of the podcast gurus will say,
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you know, have something out there
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like bigfoot pediatry, or if you're
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specific things. Our show is the
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Our our our niche is stupid.
If something stupid it's in here.

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I see a headline, uh,
when I see a headline that says,

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is alien abduction insurance a thing?
Now yeah, I'm a click on that.

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That has absolutely piqued my interest.
I'm speaking specifically about the headline is

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alien abduction insurance a thing? In
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know the headline grabbed my attention.
It also has me thinking that while you

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really can get insurance on just about
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have gotten their voices insured. I
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time and get radio format flip insurance
because I would have made a killing,

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because isn't insurance At the end of
the day, it's gambling, right,

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You're gambling on something to happen or
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to find one bookie, I mean
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could have done pretty good because we
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have taken out a radio format flip
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in. I could have taken an
even sure thing mm hmm. When we

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were at the Eagle and a format
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got hints all over the place,
and some weren't even hints, they were

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just really effing obvious. So I
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bookie and said, hey, I'd
like some radio format flip insurance please,

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because you know, I think I
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forever, but just in case it's
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again. Uh, and then I
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third time by saying, is we're
want to switch back to the eagle,

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But that's neither here nor there.
Alien abduction insurance might be a thing in

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Washington State. Yeah, so do
you is there is there a copay for

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the probing? Is that? Is
that how it works? Like? How

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does does the alien take your copay? I think I think it's like drugs.

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You get your first probing free,
gotcha, and and then after that

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you got to reach your You're out
of ass Max, Yeah, I just

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you know, I nothing surprises me
anymore. Like I'm surprised Washington's day.

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I'm surprised this wasn't Florida, Like
that would make sense to me. Yeah,

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you're right, I think Florida is
probably jealous. Right now, you'll

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remember Whatody Harrelson's character in Doc Holliday
or Doc Hollywood. Yeah, no,

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I forgot he was in that.
You're talking about Doc Holliday with Michael J.

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Fox. Yeah, Yeah, where
he goes from being like an l

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a plastic surgeon into a small town
family physician on his way to being the

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la you know, plastic surgeon.
He gets stuck in the small town,

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but he loves that movie. Is
the insurance salesman, and then you know,

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he goes out to Hollyways like it
got earthquake insurance. That's that's who

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I envisioned doing this. Yes,
it's it's not It's not somebody of any

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integrity whatsoever. It's just some smarmy
dude trying to sell you alien abduction insurance.

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And if you buy it, you're
an idiot. Like that's that's it.

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I need I know whoever selling it
is making money. That's the sad.

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Yes, and it's everybody that's buying
it watches Finding Bigfoot, I promise

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you that. And they're also they're
also you know hawking, you know by

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your loved one a star? Yeah, I love that one. That was

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great? Which one did you get
me? Just point? Who cares that

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one? Dumb? It sounds like
something ripped from the pages of a science

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fiction novel or a quirky Hollywood comedy, but it is real. It is

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available in certain states and it's surprisingly
niche. It is alien abduction insurance.

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Yeah, the state of Washington ranks
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so some people think it makes sense
that you should be able to buy

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alien abduction insurance. How do you
file a claim? Okay, Raj,

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you remember how alien abduction insurance sounds
like something that would happen in Florida,

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not Washington state. You're almost correct. The of insurance coverage is associated with

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the Saint Lawrence Agency in Alta Monte
Springs, Florida. Yay, I knew

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there had to be a connection.
Founded in nineteen eighty seven, this agency

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is famous for being the pioneering provider
of alien abduction insurance policies. Over the

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years, the agency has made headlines
and garnered both support and skepticism for its

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alien abduction policy. The Saint Lawrence
Agency reports to have sold thousands of these

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policies worldwide. The policy costs nineteen
ninety nine and pays out ten million dollars

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if you get abducted. I'm sorry, but I'd be willing to throw down

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twenty bucks. If I can end
up with ten million and a n anal

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probing, you can probably just pay
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Yes, I'm just saying, how
do you have does one go about proving

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an abduction? That's what I need
to know. I need to know this

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information. Hang on, let me
read further. Washington State is no stranger

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to the paranormal, with its ghost
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and the reported flying saucer sighting near
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but alien abduction insurance does not seem
to have made significant waves in the

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Evergreen State. I'm looking raj to
see if it says anything about how you

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confirm you were abducted, and I'm
not seeing it. I wondering. I

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wonder why that could be, because
they're just literally going, what idiot's gonna

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pay us twenty bucks? And then
like a thousand people do, and they're

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like, these guys, cool,
you never have to pay it. What's

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that? What's the payoff? Fuck
it? Make it ten million? Whatever,

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Yeah, let's approve me. I
got a lamp stuck in my ass.

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Now that's more of a stiffing,
but it lights up right, Maybe

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can you please unplug it first?
It's not when I sneeze though. It's

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one of those touch lands, right, it's a clapper. I swear it

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was Aliens. Sure, buddy,
Yeah, I don't see anything in here

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about the policy and how you're supposed
to verify that you're actually abducted. Yeah,

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it's called cashing in your idiot card. That's all it is, paying

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twenty dollars to prove you're a moron. Do you realize we're in the wrong

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business? We need to be doing
this. We've sold thousands, we ken

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too. No, No, I
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they always say is once you are
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need to diversify the business. Right. So it's like we started as Treehouse

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Podcast, but we're actually Treehouse Podcast
Network with other things coming along in the

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networks, and maybe what we need
to do is expand beyond say digital marketing

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and advertising and into Treehouse Insurance.
Yes, that is exactly what we need

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to do. We will we will
cover your stupid. That's that's brilliant.

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Yeah, that's that's that's our that's
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slogan. Yeah, the Treehouse Podcast
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right minutes. I love how you
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So maybe we should just stick to
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you do residential plumbing. Do you
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if you have the option to call
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would because the cost will be lower. So I did a job for a

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this segment brought to you by Brooks
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our own insurance company and covering all
your stupid whether you're stupid at home,

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stupid on a motorcycle, stupid in
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opportunity to, you know, come
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it's like Geico's got the Get Go, Progressive has Flow, all State

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has Mayhem, Treehouse could have I
don't know. Just idiot, yep,

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yep, just just stupid man,
stupid man. I haven't had a whole

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lot of time to think this through. Okay, stupid man, which in

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itself is stupid, so it might
be brilliant. Yeah, I love it.

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Uh, stupid man a stan Lee
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character, but a blatant rip off
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with the S included. Because I
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DC, when they did the movie, when when they said that the S

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is not an S. It's a
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situation for everyone to use that emblem
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DC said it wasn't so we could
do stupid Man with an S as long

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as it's obviously an S. I
apologize, but I think you are going

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in the wrong direction because I,
in my mind, stupid Man far more

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resembles, uh, Handyman, Wayne's
Brothers movie. Oh, yes, that's

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right, that's right, and we
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with Handyman today. Let's just let's
just put it that way. But as

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far as the costume goes that,
that's far more what I see. You're

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running around with a plunger. I
honestly don't think I ever saw that one.

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Yes, you did slap and scene
help that poor woman when Damon Wayans

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is getting that wasn't handy Man.
That was blank Man. Oh, blank

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Man. I'm sorry, blank Man. I was like, well, handy

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Man, that did I thought it
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of, Yeah, yeah, both
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yeah, it was stupid Man.
And that's his superpower is uh, he

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just does the stupidest things. And
that's and we would cover that. We

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would then we show up and cover
all all of all of the stupid.

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Yes, that's exactly right. Have
you done something stupid and stupid? Man?

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Yeah? And again, I don't
know how you would file a claim

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because then you would have to admit
that you're stupid. Uh, and that's

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okay with with Treehouse insurance or we
don't, we don't, we don't,

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we don't judge, but I do. I do. I do judge people

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that have alien abduction insurance. I
will judge you. I will. I

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will, Yeah, I will just
think you're just god damn dumb Like that

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is just the dumbest. I just
can't understand, Like who I couldn't even

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justify the twenty dollars. I can't
do it. Look, I I would

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be. I just need to do
a little more research and to see what

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that insurance company's policy is when it
comes to verifying how do they verify that

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you've been abducted by aliens? Here's
what you do. You need to take

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out a policy. We'll all chip
in train. I will give you ten

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dollars apiece, and you take out
an alien abduction insurance policy. I'm not

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sure if I should be offended that
you think I'm stupid enough to take out

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an alien abduction insurance policy, or
by the fact that you think I can't

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afford the twenty fucking dollars. It's
a mixture of both. Once again,

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I find myself in the unenviable position
of being offended and laughing at it at

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the same time, I'm getting real
sick and tired of you two. Again

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the stomach curts. Well, I
got something that'll make you feel a little

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bit worse. Okay, because anytime
it's ever brought up on this show,

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and anytime it's ever been brought up
on this show was usually by me.

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But this is where I'd like to
think Trey for bringing it up for me,

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And that is anytime I get the
opportunity to play this clip from Blank

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Man, I'm gonna goddamn do it. Did you hear that? Raj?

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All right, I'm start it over
for you. M mmmm. It's the

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big fight scene. Here we go
Damon Wayans as blank Man. There's a

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woman in distress in an alleyway and
he shoots up wearing his pajamas, blanket

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sheet, a floral sheet wrapped around
his neck as a cape, and a

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dirty wash rag with the eye holes
cut out as his disguise and now he's

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gonna take on the criminal who's assaulting
this poor woman, slap me around and

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call me susan. Oh, that's
fantastic. I never saw that movie.

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And see you've never seen the movie. No, oh, you've got to

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do yourself a favor and watch blank
Man. This. By the way,

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this would be this would be a
great commercial for Treehouse Insurance because there he

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did something stupid and stupid Man would
come in and pick blank Man up off

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the trash heap that he's just been
slapped around on and uh and say that's

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okay, son, we we've got
you covered. I'm just seeing the cartoon

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you have stupid friends the Oh,
my favorite would be the Stupid Cave,

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the Stupid Twins. No, they
switch formats, they're gone. Now I

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really feel we're onto something here.
I like it. This. We need

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to have Aaron rinpoor or go to
illustrator come up with the with stupid Man.

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I like it. And the Stupid
League, the Stupid League, Yes,

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the League, the League of Stupid
And that's that's who, that's who

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you. You'll get you, we'll
sell the policies. Uh, it'll be

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twenty bucks. We're gonna do it. The payout one hundred million dollars.

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What do we care? Yeah,
because it's it was like Tray said,

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we really going to be in business
for about thirty minutes because people do stupid

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stuff all the time. Yeah,
we'll be we'll be gone. Well,

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I have so many, so many
people calling and to follow a policy claim.

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Yeah, you're right, but we're
gonna have a difficult time saying no

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because everybody at some point does something
stupid. But it's still going to be

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exciting when large corporations like iHeart called
and say they want a policy. No,

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that's too deep into the stupid.
We actually reject. That's too stupid

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for us. Our risk analysis on
you is not pretty. Our actuary says,

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no, oh that's fair. Yeah, I like it. We need

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to come up with the logo for
the insurance company. I think Aaron can

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do it. I think he's going
to make stupid insurance a reality. Well

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that's that, that's think that.
I think we're talking about another wonderful collaboration,

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uh between us and Aaron ari Impoor. Because while Aaron is a very

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talented artist, he's actually too smart. So what we have to do is

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we have to dumb him down.
Some in order to get that perfect balance

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of of of stupidity and work it
into a logo. Yeah, he is

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a pretty brilliant man and a great
illustrator. But I think we can.

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I think I can. I can. I can do it. I just

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need to take him to lunch,
and I think we can get him to

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a place of stupid enough to do
the logo and and and all and stupid.

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Man. I would buy that comic
book. I would. I would

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buy that. I'm also just picturing
Dan in a Superman cosmeme. That's all

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I'm doing this. I don't know
why. To me, you're because you're

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you're you're built guy, but inque
But instead of leaping tall buildings of this

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single bound I'm just I'm selling stupid
insurance door to door. The leaping,

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00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:13.760
it's more like jumping off of buildings. Trying to leap a tall building,

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00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:24.719
you'll just fall off of one.
You just made him, Bo roberts him.

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We would ensure. Sorry, Bo, I don't know, now's a

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00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:40.679
good time to make fun of him, because it's now that he's going to

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run you down and catch you.
Oh man, all right, Well we'll

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let you know when we get those
policies up and running. You can fill

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out a questionnaire how stupid are you
on a scale from one to ten.

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Thanks for hanging out with us inside
the treehouse. We will see you next

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time inside the treatments. See you, h