We're All Doomed

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us inside the Treehouse.

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm
and Raj Sharma. Welcome to episode ninety

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Inside the Treehouse. If you have
not yet heard about Trey's side hustle,

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you should go. Uh, you
should go listen to the Treehouse plus episode

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that you can find at patreon dot
com slash Treehouse on air. Trey has

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a founder, not a creative way, and certainly not a new way.

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In fact, it's one of the
oldest professions to pay for four thousand dollars

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worth of work that needs to be
done on his car. And I want

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to make sure that we jump into
this show really, really quickly, because

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I gotta be honest with you guys. I don't know how long we have

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because I have come to the conclusion
that the world is about to end.

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I think the end is near it. I think we're in the end times.

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We've got the eclipse today, We've
got earthquakes in New York City.

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The earthquake before New York City,
there was like two seven something magnitude earthquakes

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in Taiwan. I think I think
we're here. I think we're at the

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moment where the Earth just decides that
she's had it with us and either gobbles

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us all up or spits us all
out into space. Okay, that's yeah.

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Did your island? Did your island
get invaded by hundreds of thousands of

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people? Yes, every year in
one weekend, and sometimes it feels like

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it. It's a small island.
Yeah, but but no, not not

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not like that. Trade. No, that that the thousands and thousands or

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as you said, hundreds of thousands
of people that have descended upon North Texas

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to witness the solar eclipse. Speaking
of the solar eclipse, I have to

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ask this question. It's been on
my mind. Are we sure it's an

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eclipse? Or is Arkot responsible?
They're so bad they blacked out the sun.

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I mean, if Urcot's shown anything, they there. They can't keep

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anything that heats on. That's why
I asked the questions, are we sure

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it's an eclipse or is it just
Yeah, we actually know when it's it's

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not our cut. We actually know
when it's coming back on, all right,

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But if it doesn't come back on, then we'll know it was either

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or the end of the world.
Either way, I love I love the

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the arrogance and pride of Texas where
we just think the sun's on our grid

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too. Hey, hey, you
need to conserve. We need no sunlight

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between between this minute and this minute
because we don't think we have enough.

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We don't think we have enough juice
in the generators to maintain all the power

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in the state. If you're just
showing off, Yeah, I love that

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they're on, although I can't totally
see, you know, come next winter,

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Yeah there's some blackout whatever, and
Arcot will be like, yeah,

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remember that eclipse that we lost on
solar energy just totally screwed everything up.

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That would be a veryrut thing to
do. It would blame the sun or

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the lack of power six months later. Yeah, if they do that,

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then we know that they listen to
us. Oh yeah, yeah, then

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no, they've been listened to the
trio. But that is definitely an Irkot

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thing to do, except no responsibility
and try to place blame elsewhere. And

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during the press conference they would point
to the sky and say it's it's that

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asshole's fault up there, the one
wearing the sunglasses for no reason, and

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it's not even it's And then if
that would be if really you're blaming the

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wrong person, it's really the moon's
fault. That would be the Public Utility

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Council is the sun. The PUC
is the moon, and we're all just

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left in the dark here on Earth. Speaking of that, did you guys

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did you buy do you have your
line gass is ready to to for the

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for the eclipse? The the O
s A or A s A approved glasses.

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I did not. I did not
get glasses. I'm just going with

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my cost of sunglasses for this one
because where I am it where it's it's

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going to be like a sliver.
It'd be like if if if the bottom

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of my coffee cup was the sun. Mhm, the only part that's going

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to be covered up is going to
be like this. Yeah, And that's

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not even it's not even really worth
it for me to try to find glasses

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to look at it. Well,
there was an expert on the other KNAE,

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mister O'Malley, just to let you
know, a lady went out with

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her just her regular sunglasses, which
are not approved and and not advised for

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the eclipse today, and she looked
up and she felt a burning sensation after

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a while and went to her eye
doctor and there was a crescent shaped burn

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on her retina. So just FYI. So what you're telling me is the

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insignia for stupid is crescent shaped.
Yes, and you could just as well

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have it because you're gonna go out
there with some Oakley's yet. See,

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I should have been more specific.
I'm not going to bother to look up.

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So I'm not going to bother to
try special sunglasses because when the sun

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is only going to be eclipsed where
I live this much, it's not even

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worth me getting the glasses and looking
up. So I'm just going to continue

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with my days as normal. You're
not going to even want to try to

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look at something that you won't be
able to see for the next twenty years.

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I saw it in twenty seventeen.
We were all standing on top of

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the iHeartMedia building right off the toll
way, and it was us and the

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Engineering department and a few other people
that were cool enough in the engineering department's

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eyes to be allowed on the roof
with them. It's a very exclusive club

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when you're in good with the engineers. And then we're all looking at the

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eclipse, and it was fun and
I was freaked out because I'm on the

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top of a building and I'm afraid
of heights and this is not good.

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So everyone else is standing looking up
at the sun. I'm lying down on

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my back because I don't feel steady
enough to stay on my feet and look

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up. Gotcha, you don't want
to be the old guy at the end

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of the bar that tells like the
younger kids as they're coming in to get

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a drink, like you won't even
remember when there was an eclipse and he's

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got two crescent eyes. Don't wear
Oakley's. They're not approved. And the

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sad thing is, I actually do
remember the last time we had an eclipse

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like this. When was that nineteen
seventy nine, yep, And that you

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know, you want to know how
I remember because I had I had a

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telescope and my dad set it up
because and you didn't even have the glasses

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like that, so you had to
set up telescope where you had like a

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little whiteboard where your eye piece was
and it showed the clip going past.

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Yeah I remember. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to say,

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like little four year old Trey decided
to look and look at an eclipse

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through a telescope. He was subsequently
the friend of the youngest cornial transplant.

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Yeah that's your dad look through the
lens. Not only yeah, not only

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is he a complete idiot, but
he's he's a medical marvel on two fronts.

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One from being one of the dumbest
children ever and do because he got

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two brand new corneas out of it. When someone brought that up, I

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was like, man, well,
I feel nice and old. I watched

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all of the stuff leading up that, the media outlets were saying about which

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glasses are approved and what you get, and uh I went with the one

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head and ordered the five pack.
So if there's Amazon, yeah, me

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too. It's like if there are
people and I was like, I'm just

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if there's people out that don't have
the proper equipment, I will, I

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will. I will gladly give them
some give them or sell them. No,

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no, no, I'm not that
Indian. I don't still who I

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am because this guy right here,
that Indian. Yeah, that's a couple

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less handies and doesn't everyone count.
See this is another example of the reason

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why I think the world is coming
to an end. Raj Uh is not

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fully Indian in this manner. Whereas
Trey is, Uh, Trey's given out

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hand jobs so he can try to
fix his car, which it's unnecessary because

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the world's about to end anyway.
Got the eclipse coming in, We're not

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even guaranteed it's going to come back
on because kap may be at the controls.

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Then, as I mentioned, you
got the earthquakes in in Taiwan last

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week, and New York City had
such a major earthquake at four point eight,

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I believe is what it was.
They had to have a massive press

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conference about it to let us all
know that everything's fine. Yes, nothing

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happened, but but but they're gonna
take a look at everything just to make

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sure. Yeah. I mean,
that's basically what Governor Hochele and Eric Adams,

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the mayor of New York City,
basically came out and said, is

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everything's fine. Oh hey, we're
gonna we're gonna trust us, We're gonna

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take a look, We're gonna make
sure everything's okay. I like, I

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have to say this, I am
extremely cautious at the least whenever politicians do

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a live press conference and use the
two words trust us, but beware of

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the politician saying trust me, but
it's like urkot right, they just want

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it's a you have to understand.
Uh, it's not us not doing our

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job. It's the city's old and
it's not designed, so like they're checking.

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Like I think one of the places
they are checking is one of the

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longest tunnels that they have for the
subway and our trains is one hundred,

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one hundred and fifteen years old.
And that was not designed for any sort

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of earthquake damage. No. And
and many of the buildings in Manhattan's are

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old and were not built any spects
that would include an earthquake or anything like

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that. My problem is is,
you know, I don't if I own

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a building in New York, I'm
not trusting the government for its safety.

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I'm gonna go get like my own
engineer to take a look at it.

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Yeah. And there's the other thing
is you have like like did you did

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you go from handies to like full
throat. No. If you see me

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in a new car, then you'll
know you're listening to the Treehouse. Visit

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us online that Treehouse on air dot
com. Let's get Daniel Cook into the

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Treehouse now for your free roof inspection. Give him a call eight three to

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three cook DFW the website cookdfw dot
com. I was looking at the storm

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forecast for the entire month of April, Daniel, and I know it's difficult

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to forecast those things thirty days out, but they're predicting. I think it's

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like a third of the month is
going to be rain and or storms.

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So it's probably a good time for
people to get the roof check to see

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if they're ready for it. Yeah. No, I've just read a rapport

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also. Yeah, so April is
historically our busiest month as far as storms,

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that's just through all years of data. But this year we will have

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a probably a more intense April.
We have a lot of factors out there

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that's setting this up. We have
a transition between El Nino and La Nina,

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and that's going to cause a little
bit more disturbances to occur. And

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the way the jet streams are set
up, it's going right over the beautiful

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state of Texas, and so that
means a lot more to disturbances and some

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big, big storms. So yeah, if you have any you know,

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thing of that you think your house
may be jeopardized, you need to go

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ahead and get it to fix now, because it's only gonna get worse if

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you'd let it keep going. So
give Daniel Cook a call right now to

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make sure your home is ready for
the storms to come. Eight three to

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three Cook DFW the website again,
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three Cook DFW The website, cookdfw
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New York metropolitan area. But the
good news is I don't think New York

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has to worry about any major roof
damage from a four point eight earthquake,

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although after watching that press conference you
might think otherwise. Yeah, now now

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that the headlines are New Yorkers brace
for aftershocks, and everyone in Taiwan's like,

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go fuck yourself. A four point
eight earthquake in New York City,

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and the and the the entire United
States halts what it's doing and talking about

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and watching to talk about that.
When Taiwan had an actual serious earthquake where

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a building like partially collapsed and is
kind of leaning over more dangerously than the

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leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy.
Yeah, and there's also other stuff going

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on that's way more serious. But
oh, you know, someone tickled Manhattan,

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so we got about it. I
feel like all the countries along that

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Pacific rim, you know, really
are just looking at us, going are

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you serious? Yeah, you mention
that people love Pacific grim they have real

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problems. They're called kaijus, the
big monsters that come out of the middle

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of the Earth and tech cities.
Uh yeah. And then the lady that

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was trying to explain you know,
the lady from whatever channel we did the

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video where she's trying to explain the
eclipse. Uh, they did have a

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somebody from in New York explain the
earthquake. It's like a two point zero

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earthquake and then a three point oh. The three point oh is ten times

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worse than the two point zero.
And I was like, oh, mathematics,

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okay, I thought that. I
thought it was different. I thought

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every point one was ten times stronger
than That's what I would think. And

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so again this is this goes back
to the conversation we had, Like you

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mentioned, Raj, that Mary o
Ruiz from Channel eight was having to Eclipse

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explain to everybody like we're children.
They're having to do it the same way

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with earthquakes, because at least this
way, we're all not on the same

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page. Because I was with Trey, I thought like, for each point

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one or for each tenth that it
goes up, it increases like by ten

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times. So it's like a four
point eight sounds really bad, and it

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should because it's so many more time. It's math man, I don't know.

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All I know is I don't really
get worried until you start hitting over

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six. Yeah. I was in
I was in Sherman Oaks when there was

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a six point three that hit and
I was watching TV when it happened,

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like and that's like like my building, the buildings on castors, So it

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goes with the as are a lot
of buildings that have been earthquake fitted in

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California. However, the earthquake goes
it is, the building sways with it.

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Yeah, but it's still the earth
moving, so it it did.

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It's one of those things where I
was like, Okay, that's that's an

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earthquake. There was one where I
was asleep on my couch. I didn't

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know. I thought somebody had crashed
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the couch. When I woke up, I was on my feet. Yeah,

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so it jolted me out of my
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that's four point eight. Like we've
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glasses rattle on the glass rack and
it was like a four point one,

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and I was like, does anybody
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nobody. Nobody stopped doing anything.
My dad could fart a four point one.

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Come on. Yeah. So the
amount of coverage that is that this

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is getting is hilarious to me to
watch a bunch of people going, yeah,

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nothing happened back to you, Jim. All right, let's see what

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Steve has to say. Yep,
not dick here either, guys. People

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were people have had sex that registered
higher on the Richter scale than four point

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eight. I mean, Trey's handies
registered at two point four. So that's

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because he's gentle but firm with a
kung fu grip. Did you say kung

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fu or kumfu? I think we've
got a new T shirt for the show.

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We have to get the the g
I Joe reference with the from grip.

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Right, we have to have the
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There's anything worth doing is worth doing
at the same time. That's just

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getting to your goal faster. That's
not just imagine if you had eight arms,

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Tray work smarter. I would love
to see Aaron Arimporor's face, our

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our graphic artist, uh in the
treeouse when I say, all right,

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we need a T shirt with some
artwork titled Tray's Handies and if you can

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give him eight arms, go for
it. All kung fu grips, all

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its Oh. There was another sign
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the earthquakes and the eclipse. And
that is a video that I had not

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seen until recently. And I am
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it was It's apparently quite popular,
and I'm going to share it with you

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two now. Okay, I don't
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I'm just throwing it in front of
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in front of my eyes. Sorry, Trey, if that's too soon.

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Coming off of your handiwork but I
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my fake lashes on his eclipse glasses. It blots up more than the sun.

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So anyway, another sign of the
end of times when I show you

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the video that I'm about to show
you. All right, gentlemen, are

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you ready? Yes? You are? Not? Here? We go.

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Do you recognize the stars of this
video dancing to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and

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the end scene of the movie.
Yes, yes, yes, yes I

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do. Have Have you seen he
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Dancing before? No, I'm glad
because I hadn't either. That's amazing.

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I've been watching this for a week. We know is this part of a

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movie or something? It is not. I'll let this play out and there

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will be a hint in here as
to what it is, and then I'll

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give you more information about it.
But for now, I want you to

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enjoy he Man dance serenading Skeletor,
who happens to also be his uncle,

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if you're familiar with the show.
So the way this is different is in

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the movie Dirty Dancing, they're in, you know, like an auditorium,

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a ballroom type of thing. They're
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got They started their dance out on
top of the stage and Patrick Swayze jumps

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off and he goes out in the
crowd dances with all his dirty dancing friends,

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and then they come back towards the
stage and then uh uh, Jennifer,

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Jennifer, thank you Jennifer. Greg
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Patrick Swayzee and he does the lift. Here they're in a bar, so

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the while the venue is different,
everything else is shot for shot the same,

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except you've got Skeletor playing the role
of baby and he man uh playing

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the role of Johnny Raj. Have
you seen dirty Dancing? Yes? Okay,

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can you imagine if he hadn't and
he thought this was just an original

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thing? Larious because honestly, the
way that Skeletor moves his hips on top

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of the bar u is really good. But it's also really really dramatizing.

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As I grew up watching this card
too, Yeah, it's a very a

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very sensual Skeletor. Yeah, it's
a side of Skeletor. We've we've not

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seen Skeletor covering his mouth going oh
that didn't traumasize you either. The whole

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thing is rather traumatizing. It's really
difficult to nitpick. Yeah, all right,

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I'm gonna start this back over,
and it does start with. You

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know, there's a guy that hits
the jukebox. The music fires off,

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and he Man jumps off the bar, runs down to the crowd. Then

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he does the dance back towards the
bar, and then that's when Skeletor runs

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towards him real quick. The costumes
on this are really impressive, like he

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Man and Skeletor, Like the musculature
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also, did you guys notice this
guy right here, the bartender, the

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bald guy. Do you know who
Austin Butler is? The actor? He's

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the actor that played Elvis in the
Elvis movie recently. This guy looks just

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like him and at first I thought
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Anyway, here we go he Man
dance serenading his uncle's Skeletor. Ugh,

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so weird. Where it comes up. Where's gonna run the he Man and

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we're gonna do the lift Heman on
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you just catch the ad in there
for a supermarket, Money Supermarket. I

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don't even know if this company is
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it a European commercial, it's gotta
be. In twenty seventeen, Money Supermarket,

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we're looking for new ways to bring
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life. Alongside creative agency Mother London, they decided on recruiting two iconic eighties

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characters, Skeletor and he Man from
the Masters of the Universe for their famous

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You're So Money Supermarket theme. The
resulting campaigns were amongst the biggest ad campaigns

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of two thy seventeen. The first
one was actually Skeletor feeling epic dancing along

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the Iren Car's fame. So that
was the first one. The second one

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that we just watched is he Man
and Skeletor with Mother London for the Creative

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and Money Supermarket recreating the dirty dancing
stuff. Gotcha they were alone company,

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is what it was. Yeah,
I believe. So, yeah, here's

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what I realized. Though He Man
was wearing ugs before ugs were cool.

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What if he was the inspiration for
ugs. Some cospally guy was like,

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I need to these are really comfortable
market and he was obviously very smart because

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he knew he couldn't call them he
man's because they're not mainly looking right,

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Surry boots have never been equated to
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it, so iconic characters are wearing
them. He man wears furry boots.

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I'm pretty sure Conan the Barbarian wore
the furry boots. Yes, through Paul

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tom Brady. Yeah, all the
greats man. It's the boots with the

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fur. And I'm pretty sure Tom
Brady looks pretty good in the apple bottom

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real quick. The campaigns were a
huge success, with a dirty dancing spot

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generating over twenty seven million views in
a matter of days and trending on Twitter

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across the UK three times. It
garnered the level of word of mouth that

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everyone was hoping for and resulted in
a six percent uplift of total revenues for

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Money Supermarket. So yeah, this
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that this was done. That's impressive. It's really well done. And that's

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all the like you's. Like you
said, Dan, that's a lot of

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money that was put into this commercial
with the costumes and the whole thing.

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Truly do uh you guys want to
see Skeletor Dancing to Fame. Yes,

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yes, Tray's like I thought you
were never gonna ask the Skeletor memes and

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cartoons, like the little videos they
do. We jumps out and he's like,

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just remember, yeah, horrible fat
is my favorite. But my question

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is like advertising is geared to like
make you want to buy the product right

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in general? Like would that make
you want to take out a home loan

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with these people? I don't care
what kind of interest rates Skeletor's pushed and

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I am not using him. I
never thought there would be a time in

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my life or we would ever say
I don't care what interest rate Skeletors what

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I don't even know if it's for
home mortgages in the UK it's money supermarket.

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I assume it's for like like a
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Is Skeletor the guy you really want
to owe money to interest because it's

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not for me Now, it's it's
the little cat that runs and hide with

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the first hint of danger. Then
that's the one I'll take a money blown

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from. Yeah, just uh,
it's a it's it is like a cat.

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It's like a kind of a multi
cash advance, home mortgages, home

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loans like personal loans. And I'm
like that doesn't make me that like that

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makes me want to get high and
just keep watching this video. That's like

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if this was for this was for
a dispensary, I'm like, well played.

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Oh yeah, I would like the
I would like the he man skeletor

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romantic hash. I'll get high on
a little skeletor cush like some he man

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hemp. I can. I can
do it, but I'm not like,

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okay, I would be so embarrassed, like hey man, beautiful house,

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like where did you get your where
did you get your financing from? Skeletor?

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Like, oh man, that is
don't you dare miss a payment?

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In addition to the earthquake in New
York City that had people in a

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tizzy before the earthquake even happened.
And maybe this was a not an aftershock

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but a pre shock. Did you
see the high rise that was that had

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water shooting out of it in New
York City a couple of days before the

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earthquake? I did not, No, Yeah, a huge jet of water

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spewed from a New York City high
rise. This was on Thursday morning,

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On Thursday morning. I'll let me
try and pull up a photo for you

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guys here so you can see what
it looked like. But it really was.

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It was on a lot. Footage
posted to a social media app showed

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the massive jet of water bursting from
a building in Hell's Kitchen on West forty

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second Street and eighth Avenue just before
noon on Thursday. Share it so you

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guys can see this here, so
you see fdny I told The New York

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Post they were responding to a water
leak and that no injuries had been reported.

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But this is their idea of the
water leak, gentlemen, I mean,

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that's a lot, that's a lot, that's a gusher. Now they

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said water leak. But when I
first saw the video of this last Thursday,

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I just kind of assumed it was, you know, someone shooting a

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video for only fans that just got
out of hand. That's that's how they

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can afford to live in that high
rise. A lot of subscribers. And

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also now and now I'm also wondering, Trey, are you is your new

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business mobile? If so, good
on you, man. You're not just

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any old You're not just any old
call girl. You get, you get

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imported. Start spreading the news.
Let it's news you're spreading. I think

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it's also important here that we we
plug again our Patreon because things today we're

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visual, still funny audio wise,
but when you see the visual accompaniment,

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it makes it really worthwhile. Or
you can always catch it on Treehouse TV

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on Saturday mornings, so you can
see he Man and Skeletor dancing together,

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or you can see this only fans
squirting video run amok in New York City.

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It's one thing. They have to
change the sheets, the nothing.

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They have to changed the wallpaper.
Of course, that just means New York

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City is gonna have to call another
press conference. It does make you wonder,

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like New York City City Hall,
are they just ready for a press

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conference at the drop of a hat
because something's always about to happen. They

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just want TV time, Like all
the media coverage has been on everything else,

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but what's going on here? So
yeah, next thing you know,

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Roj, you're seeing them at open
mics and they're coming up the stage with

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credits like you may have seen them
on press conferences on Channel two and seven.

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Oh and by the way, he's
also the mayor of New York City's

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what I'm saying, Like I'm watching
the press coll like the Mayor's got more

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TV credits than me. Right now, thanks for hanging out with us inside

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the Treehouse for episode ninety. We
will see you back here on Freddy for

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the next episode here in the Treehouse. See you then,