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Air, it is time to leave your warriors outside and
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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along
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with Trey Trenholm today on the show. Today we have
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a very exciting talk back from our buddy JC who
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has a suggestion for online dating that you don't want
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to miss. Also, we have to pour one out today
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for one of the Air Force's most beloved aircraft and
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a personal favorite of ours here inside the Treehouse. But
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first we are going to start with the Moonshot heard
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around the world, the ultimate testament of mankind so far,
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or just like a Hollywood like a Hollywood reboot of
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the original, Artemis two is on its moonshot, and if
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everything goes according to plan, by the time you hear
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this episode, we will have re established contact with the
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Artemis two Slash Orion Crewe and they should be heading
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home mission accomplished. Kind of a situation. Basically, what I'm
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getting at is, as we record this, it's middle of
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the day, Monday, and they're supposed to go around the
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Dark side of the Moon, a place where only Pink
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Floyd has been and we're going to lose touch with
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them for a while, and then we all have to
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hold our breaths to see will they come around the
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other side and can we bring them home? What time
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is that supposed to happen? Tray, When when does Artemis
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two go around the dark side of the moon?
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Roughly five forty five Central time? Okay, last I saw
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that we lose contact with them from for somewhere I
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think around forty minutes. And it's not we haven't I
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think one of them more fascinating things about this because obviously,
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I mean the Apollo missions orbited the Moon, so it's
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not that we haven't been there. But much like the
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amazing pictures we're getting of the Earth because of technology,
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digital photography, all the other things, I think some of
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the the imaging that we get back will be spectacular
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things we really haven't seen before.
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Yeah, and they've already been releasing a bunch of stuff
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during the mission. So it might be a good idea
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that if you're following this Artemis two mission around the
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Moon at all, on any level, it might be a
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good idea to find your nearest flat Earth and give
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him a hug, because there's a lot happening that has
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their walls crumbling around them, or or or like a
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few people have seen on social media doubling down saying,
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how like this image is not the same as this
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image from the sixties and seventies. They're still lying to us.
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It's like, God, damn it, these people will not let
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this go.
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Well, the other the other group that ultimately, well, it's
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going to be I'm sure they'll figure out a way
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to write it off. But the people who said we
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didn't go to the moon in the you know, with
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the Apollo mission, those.
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Are the people I'm talking about. I will say that
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the flat earthers are very quiet on my feed right now,
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thank god. But the moon conspiracy theorists are still out
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there somewhere and they're still commenting about how not only
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did we not do the moon thing the first time,
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this one isn't real either.
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There's still lying to us well. And in the Venn diagram,
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the cross section of flat earthers and moon conspiracy that
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is a huge overlapping section. Mm hmm.
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Yeah, they're all hanging out together.
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Yeah, I just the moon people. You would think, after China, India,
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these other countries have gone to them. They've now gone
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to the moon, orbit of the moon whatever, They've taken
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pictures of the stuff we left there, and they, you know,
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especially China, if China went, oh, hey, where's all that
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stuff you left, you know, they would do it in
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a heartbeat.
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Absolutely. What I think is so fascinating about this conversation
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that we're having, not only between you and me here
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inside the treehouse, but on social media as a whole,
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is this, we're talking about the moon people right now.
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Right Take this same conversation. Play it for someone in
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the sixties or the seventies, and when they hear us
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talking about the moon people, they're going to think we're
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talking about aliens or people that are currently living on
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the Moon, when in our reality, when we talk about
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moon people, it's the moon deniers or the flat earthers. Yeah,
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that says so much about world. It's really kind of
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freaking sad anyway, But Hi, I have.
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I thoroughly enjoyed the Artemis mission, which if you don't,
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you know on Instagram NASA NASA Artemis all great follows.
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or the day somewhere over the last couple of days.
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social media or just Nash or just NASA's social media
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director is absolutely killing it because they did they did
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a Family Matters They took they took imagery and video
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from the Artemis crew and slapped it up with the
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Family Matters theme song from the nineties. So it looks
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like it looks like the Artemis cru is a family
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sitcom from the nineties, and it's just brilliant. Oh so good.
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Yeah, Brandy. Finally she looked over at me yesterday. I
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was just like, how many times are you gonna watch that?
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And it was she was, I was watching allcause she
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can hear was the countdown to the launch, and which
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I have watched probably fifty times. But I'm like, no,
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you understand they're now releasing all these different camera angles
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from you know, things up close, and I mean it's
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some of them again, even going back just over the
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last let's see, so it's been fifteen years since we
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had a Space Shuttle launch. Think about the advances we
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have made in just digital photography that it is just
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it's fantastic. And some of the angles and the close
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ups of the rockets firing up. It's spectacular.
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Do not let your girlfriend give you a hard time
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about enjoying the Artemis two mission the next time she
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says something to you about it, This is all you
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need to say history.
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We're going back to the freaking moon. That's why.
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I love that kid.
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This, this kid is all all the space nerds wrapped
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up into one. When your girlfriend asks you, are you
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really going to watch the launch again?
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Freaking moon? That's why?
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Yeah, that's right.
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I mean I asked. I think it was a question
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to asked, kid, why are you out here? What you know?
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Because he was out there in Florida watching the launch?
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Why do you want to be here?
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Why do you love space?
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Why do you love being a part of history.
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We're going back to the freaking moon.
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That's why, Hey, send this kid to space Camp full ride.
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Oh absolutely, I want this kid in charge of a
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mission someday, if not in it. This is one of
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those moments where it's like, look, as the porter, you're
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just trying to get a good quote. That's all they're
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trying to do here, and they got it. The only
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thing is he just didn't expect it to be this good,
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because the question is a standard question. It's not a
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bad question, it's just it's all he needed to do
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is say, so you're out here, you're watching this launch.
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Why are you so excited about this?
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Why do you want to be here?
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Why do you love space?
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Why do you love being a part of history.
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We're going back to the fucking moon, that's.
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Why, well said kid.
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Well said, well, and you think about it again. Something
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we talked about last week. That whole generation they don't know.
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They were too young to remember the Space Shuttle, and
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so this is all new for them. What's like the
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Shuttle really was for us?
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I have I have a I have a far be
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it from me to offer NASA suggestions, but I have
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one here. Okay, history, We're going.
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Back to the fucking moon. That's why.
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Put that on the patch that is your mission mission statement?
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Like I would want that if I'm artemists too, I
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want I want a crew patch that says that we're
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going back to the moon, that's why.
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Yeah, or just a sticker on the rocket yeah, instead
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of baby on board We're coming back to the fucking moon.
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I actually like the baby on board. And look, the
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Artemist two is not completely Uh you know, flawless. It's
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just it's it's a representative of Earth, and just like Earth,
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the Artemist two has had its has had a couple
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of issues, like it got up into the sky. We're like, yeah,
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we did it, and then in a matter of hours
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it was oh uh Houston, we got a tolet problem.
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That cracks me up on multiple levels. Done. But as
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you know, I as a fan of the big fan
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of the Big Bang theory, and that was one of
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the jokes is Howard Wallowitz designed the toilet for the
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space station. So it's just all of it makes me laugh.
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and that's and it is as silly as it sounds.
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Space plumber is a real thing and it's it's needed.
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But uh and you know, and that's we you said
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something like mission accomplished. I mean unfortunately, still got to
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bring them home. And you know it's again it's like
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until they splash down. Uh yeah, it's not done yet,
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but God willing, they will. And and it's a and
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I think as it comes out, I mean I think
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the stuff they show, once they all process the data
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and everything, I think it'll be a pretty fantastic mission
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and you know, and then I don't know how many
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they said the going to do with these before they
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actually put someone on the surface of the Moon, but
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I'm gonna guess it'll be within the next five years.
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Yeah, I look forward to that.
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And which I gotta find the headline. It just pop,
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it blipped. It's one of the things I hate about
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Apple sometimes is you have like the Apple News thing
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and you'll see a headline and then you go back
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and you can't find it.
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Yeah, it disappears.
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Yeah. Well, the headline was like, did we find life
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on Mars fifty years ago and accidentally destroy it?
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Oh? God, that that tracks. That would absolutely yeah, I could.
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I would absolutely believe that.
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It's basically like we took a soil stample and that
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that in reanalyzing it, they're like, no, that showed life.
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We totally screwed it up.
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Sorry, yeah, or bad? Are bad? Not bad? We need
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to go back to Mars and plant to my bad flag.
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But yeah, I mean the artemist too, think it's great,
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we're back. We're going back to space and stuff. It's
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a rare moment where as a planet we kind of
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feel semi united in something and can feel good about
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something despite the fact that we're all kind of like
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with each other here on the planet. So it's nice
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to see us do something great off world while keeping
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in mind we can still do some pretty great stuff
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here in the little old us of A. I'm talking
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about how difficult it is in enemy territory to rescue
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a downed weapons specialist from an F fifteen. I don't
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care about the feelings pro or against war with Iran
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and everything that comes with that. My main focus is
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if service members are in harm's way, I want everything
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to be done so that they're not right, and if
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that means if they're in the middle of an operation
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they get shot down by any aircraft fire, which I
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believe is the case with this F fifteen. You had
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a pilot and the weapons specialists go down. I believe
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they were able to rescue that pilot pretty quickly, Yes,
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but the weapons specialist, I don't even know how long
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it was until they got him rescued.
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Its close to forty eight hours.
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Jesus.
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Yeah, he was wounded, I said, every report I've said,
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is seriously injured. And he had he climbed up because
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obviously the Iranians had put one hundred thousand dollars bounty
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on his head, so you have all the different tribes
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in those areas hunting for them. Yeah, you know, one
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hundred thousand US dollars, that's a lot of money for them.
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think of his elevation was like seven thousand feet and
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was hiding in a crevice and you set off his
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whatever signal they you know, they could come find him
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and we It was a massive operation. I mean, the
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CIA is on the ground telling people, oh, no, we
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got him. He was over here, and they were bombing
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different places, including from what what I read this morning,
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went back and dropped of, you know, one of those