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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholme, Raj Sharma, and Jerry Caldwell on Hey Red Day,

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March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello Trey, Hello Daniel, Hello Raj,

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Hello Dan, Hello Jerry.

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Greetings humans.

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We started to ask you something Jerry before we turn

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on the mics, and then I told everyone shut up

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that we can turn Mike's on. So uh, I think

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the question was, uh, Jerry, are you familiar with chee cheese?

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Ooh?

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I love che cheese, love cheese. I love a fan

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of the che cheese. Huge, huge fan of the.

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Huge che cheese.

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I love when my parents will take me to che cheese.

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Special trip went to Tulsa for Tulsa chee Cheese. Very

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open minded that it's a family event.

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Che Cheese good out there, the best, the best chee cheese.

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Roote sixty six che cheese. Oh yeah, historical.

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You know we're talking about the restaurant, right oh. Oh, yesterday,

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yesterday we were talking about the the Texas Rangers baseball

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hat that got pulled from its online store because it

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was Spanish slang for because of a of an ilk

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placed tea over the world Texas, turning it into a

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different word, which, then, of course, like you do, eventually

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you end up talking about chi cheese, the Mexican restaurant

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that I was a huge fan of as a kid

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and as an adult.

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If I could find some.

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Actually looking, well, let your hearts rejoice, although.

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Because all the che cheese are gone right.

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They went out of business in two thousand and three,

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but Reading or Meal Foods bought the name and all

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the trademarks and stuff and are opening chee Cheese back

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in twenty twenty five, So rejoice, you will get che

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cheese in twenty twenty five.

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That sounds like the best fortune cookie.

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Ever and hopefully, being the case of hepatitis made them

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go away, Hopefully they're clean chee cheese.

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Now, yeah, I really prefer clean che cheese.

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Yes, clean che cheese all the way.

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Yeah, I want mine to have an A rating.

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Yeah, although I don't mind if they're covered in cheese

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caesel covered che cheese well well no, I mean because

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chee cheese in case of they seem they seem to

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go hand in hand. Oh god, Okay, you serious? So Hormel.

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Uh like the canned food company whatever. I bought everything

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they Chemel.

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There's a lot more than canned foods. But yeah, a

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lot of meats.

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Yeah, they do a lot of cans.

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It's good. It's good to know where your strengths lie.

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Yeah, well that's good news.

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I look forward to getting a big old mouthful of

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che cheese again.

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Again.

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Some of us haven't had it since we were kids.

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I'm serious. My parents acted it. We would go to Tulsan,

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we go to the che cheese Mexican restaurant.

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Loved it.

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Where are you having your birthday party? Chee cheese? Yeah?

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Every kids showing up to that one. It's right, and

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all the dads.

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And I'm sure since the old che cheese are all,

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you know, sagging, dilapidated, Hormel is getting them augmented and

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they're going to be uh yeah, new, bigger and better

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than ever.

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That's right. You have to have a refresh uh huh,

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that's cheese a lift. That's right.

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What's old, it's new again.

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I will say, you know, chee cheese coming back in

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twenty twenty five is is welcome a welcome site because

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the rest of my twenty twenty five Bingo card is

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all doom and gloom, so it's nice to have a

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nice positive.

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Fact.

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We're getting steak and ales back, chee cheese back. I

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think they're I think the Bennigans is opening back up.

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I mean I was going to say that there's a

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Bennegan's to go. Oh you can go on Uber eats now,

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and I get Bennigan's to go.

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Do not, do not, And I cannot stress this hard enough.

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Do not with me on the Bennigans thing. I have

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been craving a turkeyo tool for like twenty years.

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We know you have.

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What it's meet between.

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We know.

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Now the Chichies hotol would be amazing.

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Tear. I say, top of the morning to.

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You, also hate you.

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That's really funny.

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along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. It's

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already a big day, but there is more big news

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that we need to discuss, especially because I feel like

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we have a unique perspective here inside the Treehouse that

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honestly we need to exploit. And how does this not

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happen more often?

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News?

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An Air India flight was forced to turn around because

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of clogged toilets. That is a damn good reason to

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turn around, I would say, so, passengers aboard an Air

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India flight to Delhi, it's no longer new, It's just

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Delhi now. Which someone might want to send a memo

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to the new Star one or two point one in Dallas,

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because I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. It hasn't

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been new for many years, but I digress. Passengers aboard

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an Air India flight to Delhi suffered a ten hour

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trip to nowhere when the plane was forced to circle

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back to Chicago because all but one of its toilets

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became clogged and inoperable. According to a report, the Air

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India flight was making its way over Greenland and they

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wanted to not make it Brownland. On March fifth, when

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eleven of its twelve toilets broke down, g es Is

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christ I didn't. I've never even been on a plane

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with toilets.

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Yeah, well, I mean.

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They're going, you know, from Chicago to Delhi, so I

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guess you know you want more than four. But eleven

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out of twelve of the Air India toilets broke down,

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with the only working toilet located in the business class

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section for some three hundred passengers to use, which I

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hope to God at that point they let the economy

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folk use it, because it would be a real nightmare

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if they still didn't let the cheap seats people into

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the special sections of the plane to use their toilets.

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No, you don't want that. I when I was a kid,

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we flew My dad loved Air India. I don't know why,

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but we flew in it.

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I have a I have a guess because he's Indian,

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just kind of dark hair.

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But of all the airlines, like back then it was

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like PanAm, Luftanza, so on and so forth.

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But we flew are in.

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Once and it smelled awful, and the bathrooms were disgusting.

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So I can see and people passing gas. And there's

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a great clip on YouTube right now of a guy

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on an Air India flight and you just hear this

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guy go, whoever's farting, stop farting.

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It smells really bad.

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I think I saw that that was an Air India flight. Yeah,

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you know what, I really shouldn't be surprised. Look in hindsight,

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if you're flying Air India and your flight number is two,

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you really shouldn't be surprised.

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Yeah, we know anything, it.

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Should be expected. Like seriously, if I was to get

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on an Air India flight, I am absolutely going to Unfortunately,

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had the stereotype in my head that if I you know,

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it's not even a stereotype. When I eat Indian food,

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bad things happened to my white tummy.

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I was about to say, it's probably because all that curry.

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Yeah, I mean, if you're not used, that'll do it.

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I made the mistake of eating a vndaloo once before

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I got on an airplane ride, and that was.

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I love the name of that dish because not only

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is it the name of the dish, but it's also

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the the noisier butt names exactly.

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I've never heard that in my life, and that's.

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Fantastic really because I've lived it. So to me, it

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just seems like old hat.

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Uh in vindaloo uh South Indian, very spicy.

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So yeah, it was delicious, but it was not a

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good thing to eat before I got on an airplane.

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No Jesus, that's what they serve on Air India flights,

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so you can imagine why.

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Yeah, that's our version of pretzels and peanuts.

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They just walked by handing everybody to chicken kebabs.

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You also get backs, but that's not for the food

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that bend lou bag written on the side of it.

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I can't imagine being the flight attendants that have to

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go into the restrooms to check and see if they're cloud.

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Again, if this is an Air India flight, if you're surprised,

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I think it's your fault.

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I mean, it's not like it's reported every single day

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like another one turned around.

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That to me should be the news that, to me

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should be the headline of this. That's why I started

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out the segment saying, how is this not filed under

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how does this not happen more often news.

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I want to hear the pilot's recording of like we

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got to turn around, and this is where it goes

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to your Christmas vacation, the saying what's that?

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I don't have a bleep button.

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I'm sorry you say Christmas vacation or European vacation.

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I think it's Christmas vacation where something's full.

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Oh yeah, yeah yeah when uh yeah, When cousin Edie

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says the full, that makes sense. I thought you were

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talking about National Lampoon's European vacation. When they're on the

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flight and uh and the lady asks him what do

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you want, He's like, I'll have a coke, and and

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the flight attendant says, do you want that the can?

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And Clark's responses.

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No, here's brought this. I'll have it right here. Every

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single time, especially when she says do you want that

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in the can? All bubbly, and he like lifts and

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Chevy Chase lifts his head, looks back towards the bathrooms

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and he looks back her and goes like, no, let's

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have it right here.

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You can't remember what I told you yesterday, but you

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can remember the lines of the crappy you know vacation movie.

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Yes, yes, that was the one with Old Rusty and

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he goes and he goes to the topless club. You

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want that in the can, I'll have it right here.

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It's fine.

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I just will to hear the pilots say that in

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an Indian accent like that would just be like, why

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are you turning around?

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Like flight whatever whatever?

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Whatever?

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You're turning around? What's going on? And just be like,

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I don't know.

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I'll tell you what we We can roll play this

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very quickly on the fly, I'll play air traffic control.

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Okay, okay, are you gonna bleep me out later?

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I guess that No, just just just just just don't

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say the actual word.

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Just a way around it.

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Uh, shoot, hang on anything, Tower to fly too, flight

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to go ahead.

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We have an issue here with over Greenland and we

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have to turn back around.

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What seems to be the problem? Flight too ull, tower

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to fly too? Can you stay out of gunplays?

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Three hundred people went number two and you said the

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what ful the poop?

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That's even better than if you had actually said sure.

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I think I think the way you did it is

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he's even more accurate. And when we find the black

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blocks recording for this flight. I guarantee you they're gonna

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say something like pooper.

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Yeah, it's in an Indian flight. So it's a brown box.

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Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell, and Trey is not one

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to take any news story lying down.

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In fact, we're sitting down in this case or sitting

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down right.

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In this case, Trey decided he needed to do a

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little more digging on this Air India flight that had

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eleven out of twelve of its toilets clogged. Trey, what

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did you discover?

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What I discovered is what Eleven of the twelve toilets

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were clogged because people had flashed plastic bags, rags and

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clothes down the toilets.

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What why? That sounds like somebody was smuggling something and.

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Or it intentional, Like it's an intentional like a sabotage

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type of situation, a sabadour on an Air India flight.

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Although you're hurting yourself in the middle of that, unless

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somehow you're going to jump out of the back of

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the plane with a parachute to get off the flight

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that you've clogged all the toilets on.

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I mean, I believe it.

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I mean when I flew, they were having to tell

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people how to use the restroom because they were squatting

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on top of the toilet, wiping and then throwing that

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in the trash.

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Oh, because on Air India a lot of the Indian

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passengers were using the toilet Indian style or Asian style

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versus the Western toilets, which is you sit on it.

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Yeah, So throwing stuff down the toilet that shouldn't go there, yeah,

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I believe it.

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Clothes is weird, but yeah, coustat bags and rags.

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I understand somebody's sound bad for me to say it,

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so maybe you should then say it after me. Raj

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So like some people on the flight might have seen

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the toilet and thought this is cleaner than the Gange,

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so they decided to do some laundry.

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The Ganges is very clean. Their laundry might not have

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been after the Vindal.

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Which is the one that's dirty. Is that the tigers?

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I don't, I don't. I don't know.

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It's been a long time since since my South Asian geography.

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I'm just glad I knew Ganges.

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That it was very good. Uh No.

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But maybe they just kind of, you know, had a

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little bad stomach and they're like, oh, I kind of

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did something on mye pants.

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Let me flush this down the toilet.

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All right, I'm going to share something. I'm going to

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share something with you guys that I know I shouldn't.

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It's going to come back and bite me in the

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ass unintended later. I've been in that scenario where you've

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had a number two oops a daisy, and you've you've

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had to in a public place and you have to

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clean up, and desperate times call for desperate measures. Jerry,

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are you raising your hand out of solid with me? Ironically? Yes,

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because my accident was not solid.

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Nor was mine.

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Yeah, how do you clean that up?

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You don't.

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That never gets off eurrag.

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That's why you flush it down.

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It will be with you for the rest of your life.

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You may you may clean the stains, but you will

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never erase the shame.

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Very well put thank you.

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That should be the air India slogan.

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Oh really, this this actually happened, And I still when

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when you have when look at some point in your

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adult life, you are probably going to have a number

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two type accident. It just happened. If you haven't, that

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just means you haven't yet. It's going to happen. It's

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just a it's not a matter of if. It's a

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matter of when you were going to have a number

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two accident as an adult. And it's happened to me,

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I will admit it. I'm not proud of it, but

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it has happened. I know a lot of people will

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come on podcasts and various you know, mediums and media

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outlets to say they've had struggles with mental illness and disease.

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Like Trey you've done, Raj You've done. I'm here to

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tell you that I too have gone number two in

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my pants out of Coals and Irving, and yet I'm

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the one that's banned. That is also technically true Jerry's

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banned from Cole's. That's a different story for a different day.

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But did you buy new pants there?

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Yeah?

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No, because I was in the bathroom and you're not

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allowed to take merchandise into the bathroom with you. The

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last thing you want, the last thing you want is

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store security coming in in the middle of that, Yeah,

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to drag you out of the stall for having for

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possibly shoplifting merchandise.

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Yeah. I'll take shoplifting over shame.

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No, no, no, the shame was there, no matter what.

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At least at least at least if I don't get

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picked up for shoplifting by Coal security staff, then at

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least no one else will know until I tell you.

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Guys on this stupid show, I think they could probably

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figure it out if you showed them.

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Why not, if you're really dedicated to cleaning up the mess.

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Well that you just had wet pants. Yep. Oh, this

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is the greatest day of my life.

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I'm glad. I'm glad you're enjoying it because it was

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one of the worst days of mine.

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Had it so you couldn't Donald Duckett, so you duck

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walked out of there.

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But no, no, I duck walked into.

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There and you wanted to boot out.

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No, because then I would have been arrested. And then

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again again, I feel weird having to state the obvious here.

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If I win you the pooet out of the bathroom,

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then I'm going to be arrested, and then my shame

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will become entirely public to the world as to why

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I was winning the pooing it out of the coals.

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But it depends on if you just have confidence, if

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you just walk out pantsless and go up to the

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counter and go, where's the clearance section?

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My new pants?

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Gets some good ones.

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Get something that's moisture wicking, the kind of fight odor?

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Do you have any fight in a section? Do you

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have anything in black and under armor? Do you have

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anything in brown?

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Yeah?

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No, there's a there's a special level of shame and

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embarrassment that comes along with having a number two oopsie

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at Cole's and trying to do everything you can to

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clean it up, and when you leave the bathroom to

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try to make it look like nothing is out of

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the ordinary, even though you've been in there for a

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solid forty forty five minutes.

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Just you use the dryer.

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It was broken, like your spirit. All I had was

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paper towels, and after a few minutes I ran out

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of those two. No, are you the one that broke

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the dryer? No, someone did that before me. And that's

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something I need to include in my letter to Coals.

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Not only do I need to apologize for what I

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did in their bathroom at the Los Coleinas Coals after

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I went after I went to the Urplace Indian restaurant.

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So not only do I need to apologize or what

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happened in their store and in their bathroom, but I

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also need to include a very stern section discussing about

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how they need to fix that hand dryer and they're

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also out of paper towels.

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And toilet paper.

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Jeez, how bad was this bad?

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Raj? It was really bad?

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How old were you.

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Forty five?

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Jerry Caldwell on a Friday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Raj,

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what was it you were asking Jerry in the break.

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I just want to know how you got banned from

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a colt.

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Oh well, I mean it wasn't exactly banned.

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I was asked rather politely just not to come back

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as I was escorted out to my vehicle. He was banned,

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you know, get your picture taken, the whole thing. Oh yeah,

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so I was.

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Jerry's in a book.

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Is it all coals?

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I don't think so. I don't know. I haven't been

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back in one. So I don't know, that's fantastic.

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What did you do?

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I'm afraid to show my face, honestly. So I was

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going there to get something for Dan. Sorry for Dan.

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Yeah, me and Coles have a rich history.

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This one.

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Oh yeah, No, there was a I can't remember why

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there was.

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It was a it was a it was a green

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pullover that you were looking for to have a logo

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sown on too, I believe for the Saint Patrick's Day parade.

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No, that is about half right. So what happened was

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I was invited to be a judge at the at

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the Big Text Voice Awards for the State Fairy of Texas,

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and they recommended that I wear some type of logo

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apparel to show who I represent.

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And at the.

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Time, we were on the air at ninety seven to

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one The Eagle and iHeart Company, and not only did

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we not have any ninety seven to one the Eagle

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T shirts that I could wear, we also didn't have

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any iHeart logo apparel anywhere unless we were to go

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to the iHeart store and buy from our own company,

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iHeart Apparel.

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At full price. By the way, at full price.

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Here's no discount. So I needed. I was on a

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time crunch and I needed to have our logo embroidered

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onto a shirt, and I didn't have a shirt. So

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Jerry was kind enough to volunteer to go get a

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polo at Cole's, and I had to have it back

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because the lady that worked in the traffic department at

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iHeart as the local embroiderer and she was she had

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a logo and she could embroider it four so we

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had we had a very tight window on time, so

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Jerry went while we did the show, he got the shirt.

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In the process of getting the shirt, he really really

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wanted to make sure I got the sale price.

485
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:21.000
So they looked it up online and it was cheaper online,

486
00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:23.880
and so I went there. And of course this also

487
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:27.640
involves Alfi a little bit. I blame him at least

488
00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:33.079
partially for this, because they wanted the online price for it,

489
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:37.119
but in store was more expensive. So I'm trying to

490
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:39.160
get them to give me the online price because it's like, well,

491
00:28:39.200 --> 00:28:41.279
we price matched the internet, and it's like, okay, well

492
00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:43.599
this is this is what's on your website. And they're like, oh, well,

493
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:47.720
we don't price match our own stuff on our website,

494
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:48.599
and I was.

495
00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:49.480
Like, well, that doesn't make any sense.

496
00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:52.839
It's the same product, it's the same stock, same company, right,

497
00:28:54.039 --> 00:28:55.319
do I can I get that? And the lady was

498
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.599
just over and over again. She's like I can't do that.

499
00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:00.200
And so I called Alfie and I told him it's like, look,

500
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:02.680
they're gonna charge me full price for it, you know,

501
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:03.680
I got I gotta do that.

502
00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:05.640
And he's like, well, we're not doing that.

503
00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:08.279
We got to get the sale price. You do whatever

504
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:12.880
you need to do to get that at that price.

505
00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:17.079
Yes, Dray, how much money are we talking about.

506
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.519
That's gonna ask the same thing.

507
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:22.240
It was like twelve dollars.

508
00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:26.160
Okay, you got banned from a Coles for twelve dollars.

509
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:26.400
No.

510
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:28.079
I got banned from a Coles because I asked to

511
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.640
talk to the manager and they were like, well, she

512
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:31.920
she she's not available right now.

513
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:33.640
I was like, well, well where is she?

514
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:37.480
And she's like, well, she's you know, we're going through

515
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:39.480
our lunches right now and she's in the back doing

516
00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:40.759
our lunch. She's like, well, I need to talk to

517
00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:42.880
her right now. Can you just like get over the

518
00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:46.160
intercom thing? And she's like no, you know, we can't

519
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:50.160
really do it, I was like, okay, fine, So I

520
00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:53.799
may have allegedly stood up on the checkout counter and

521
00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:56.440
yelled into the back that I needed a manager at

522
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:00.000
that register at the top of my lungs a couple

523
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:03.119
times until she came out and took care of the situation.

524
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:06.359
So as you can see and hear from this story,

525
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:10.920
Jerry technically did not get banned from Cohle's in North

526
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:16.759
Dallas because he wanted a lower price, not because he

527
00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:20.920
demanded them price match the store price to the online price,

528
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:25.960
but because, in fact, Jerry stood up on a Cole's

529
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:29.960
checkout counter and spoke truth to power.

530
00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:35.000
Did you yell, oh, captain, my captain? Did then that happen?

531
00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:38.519
No, just said we need a manager for a price

532
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:40.839
check on I forget what isle it was on register

533
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:43.799
or whatever. And eventually she came out, and as soon

534
00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:45.680
as I saw her come out, I was like, oh cool.

535
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:48.119
And then I just fly climbed down off of the

536
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:49.759
counter and I explained to her what was going on,

537
00:30:50.359 --> 00:30:52.680
and she's like, all right, well for you, I'm going

538
00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:55.359
to do this. And then I noticed over in the

539
00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:57.799
corner of my eye their lost prevention guy was getting

540
00:30:58.079 --> 00:31:01.400
closer and closer, closer, and we did the thing, paid

541
00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:05.880
for it and all of that, and he is also.

542
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:07.640
He escorted me outside and.

543
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:11.519
Quick little picture with the Kodek Instamatic camera and he

544
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:13.359
walked me to my truck and I drove back to

545
00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:15.799
iHeart and with shirt in hand.

546
00:31:16.960 --> 00:31:20.640
That's amazing you got banned after you bought something. Yeah,

547
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:21.680
that's all I want.

548
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:23.720
I want to make sure that this sinks into your

549
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:29.480
mind when when you hear this story. Because some people

550
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:35.799
at iHeartRadio thought that another format with other personalities was

551
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:38.519
going to be a better direction to go than a

552
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:44.359
show that could milk so much nonsensical bult out of

553
00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:47.000
buying a shirt from coals.

554
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:52.160
Yeah, for that format, crapping themselves would have been a

555
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:54.319
much better you know more apropos.

556
00:31:55.799 --> 00:32:02.279
Ninety seven point one Air India.

557
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:05.599
You're in the tree House.

558
00:32:08.759 --> 00:32:22.279
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559
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560
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561
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567
00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:53.920
Today.

568
00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.880
I'm Daniel Malling along with Trey Trenholm, Rajsharma and Jerry

569
00:32:56.920 --> 00:33:05.160
Caldwell on a fred Day fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's

570
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:11.039
celebrate today. What's some birthdays? Simone Biles Olympic Gold Medal

571
00:33:11.079 --> 00:33:16.200
gymnast Simone Biles is twenty eight today. Happy birthday, Simone Biles,

572
00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:21.440
twenty eight today. Actor Ansel Elgort is thirty one. He

573
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:25.319
is known for playing Caleb in Divergent, Gus in The Fault,

574
00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:28.559
in Our Stars, he was Tommy and the Carry remake.

575
00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:32.119
And I think I know him best as Baby Driver

576
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:38.240
from the movie Baby Driver. Okay, yeah, Ansel Elgort is

577
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:42.359
thirty one today. That is a name you don't often

578
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:44.720
see in the popular baby names each year.

579
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:46.799
Yeah, that's the name you change.

580
00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:50.279
I feel like that's the name that the dad was

581
00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:53.119
drunk when they asked and it was like, what would

582
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:58.680
you like to name this? What? And that's his name.

583
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:06.480
NBA superstar Steph Curry is thirty six. Pretty sure it's

584
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:09.239
that one, Yeah, Yeah. Stephen Curry turns thirty six today.

585
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:14.320
Former adult film actress who crossed over into mainstream films,

586
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:18.920
Sasha Gray is thirty seven. She had a major role

587
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:23.119
as herself on Undourage. She was dating Vince on the show.

588
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:25.599
Tried to get her to and he tried to get

589
00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:28.679
her to stop doing adult films. She was also in

590
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:33.440
Steven Soderberg's movie The Girlfriend Experience. Yeah, and there's also

591
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:36.280
a horror movie called Would You Rather That? She has

592
00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.880
starred in So Good For Sasha Gray thirty seven years

593
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:42.880
old today and made the leap from the adult film

594
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:49.039
industry to the regular adult film industry. Ironically, the regular

595
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:53.360
film industry is also survived on the backs of women.

596
00:34:58.960 --> 00:34:59.679
We're being honest.

597
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:04.519
Other birthdays today, Jamie Bell turns thirty nine. He is

598
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:10.800
from AMC's Turn Washington Spies. He married his Fantastic four

599
00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:14.599
co star Kate Mara all the way back in twenty seventeen.

600
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:16.559
I think he was also in a movie where it's

601
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:23.599
was it the Dancing Kid movie Billy something? The little

602
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:30.039
British kid who wants to dance Lee Dancer. No one

603
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:31.800
in here knows what I'm talking about.

604
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:33.679
I know the movie I don't know the name, but

605
00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:41.599
Billy Dancers.

606
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:45.960
Well, hang on, Jamie Bell dancing movie only think I'm

607
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:51.480
coming up with his chee cheese, Billy Elliott. Billy Elliott,

608
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:59.519
that's the name, like Billy Dancer. But did you like

609
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:01.639
what you saw when you looked inside the depths of

610
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:06.119
my mind? That's that's what That's what's kicking around in there,

611
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:11.679
Billy Dancer and chee cheese and g Chee's that part

612
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.320
of don't mind so much. Other birthday is today. The

613
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:17.960
middle brother from Hanson, Taylor Hanson, turns forty two.

614
00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:26.920
Christ what's that ouch? Why out a member of the

615
00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:28.119
Hansons is forty two?

616
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:34.440
Oh yeah? Because of the age thing. Yeah, Jerry, I'm

617
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.760
sorry to break it to you, but they were always

618
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:36.039
going to.

619
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:40.840
Be younger than you. I know.

620
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:41.880
That's how science work.

621
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:45.400
I have no I have no no bleep, I have no.

622
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:49.360
That's why, that's why, that's why. You have to have

623
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:53.480
enough conviction and enough anger deep inside you that you

624
00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:56.239
load your own bleep button the same damn way that

625
00:36:56.280 --> 00:37:01.920
Trey and I have. Julie noted, so when you have

626
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:04.760
so much anger welling up inside you, you need a

627
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:11.000
bleep Anyways, Other birthdays. So Taylor Hanson is forty two.

628
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:14.480
Chris Klein, who played Oz in the American Pie Movies,

629
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:18.440
is forty six today. Chris Klein forty six, famous for

630
00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:21.840
playing Oz in the American Pie Movies. To me, he

631
00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:24.079
was also famous as a kind of a loser in

632
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:27.079
the TCU cafeteria. Had a number of friends that went

633
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:29.880
to TCU at the same time he did, and they

634
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:33.199
all knew exactly well, they didn't know exactly who he

635
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:35.199
was until the movie came out. The movie comes out

636
00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:37.880
there like that guy. That's the guy that sits in

637
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.719
each chicken fingers by himself in the cafeteria at TCU. Yeah,

638
00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:44.320
that guy, that guy so being nice to the loner

639
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:46.840
sitting by themselves in the cafeteria and chicken fingers. They

640
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:48.480
may they may be awesome someday.

641
00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.360
Wasn't he in just Friends as well with Ryan Reynolds.

642
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:57.480
I think So played Dusty.

643
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:02.519
And that was the friend in that. The female was

644
00:38:02.559 --> 00:38:04.880
Amy Smart right, a blonde.

645
00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:05.079
Yep.

646
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:09.320
Did you know that's actually a movie that's in some

647
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:14.800
people's Christmas movie rotation? It should be uh, oh, never

648
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:18.039
heard of it.

649
00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:19.880
It should be. It's a holiday movie.

650
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:22.519
I'm not getting into this with you.

651
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:24.119
I know what you're doing.

652
00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:24.679
You're bating.

653
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:44.480
I was so close, just like I was in Nicoles.

654
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:49.480
You're listening to the Treehouse.

655
00:38:50.119 --> 00:39:05.239
Visit us online that Treehouse on Air dot com.

656
00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.039
You're in the Treehouse.

657
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:30.960
Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.

658
00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:34.840
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

659
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:38.800
Past shows, links, contact info, and more all on our

660
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:53.760
website Treehouse on Air dot com. It would not be

661
00:39:53.800 --> 00:39:57.519
a Friday without inside the Treehouse. Thank you for joining

662
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:03.199
us today, Friday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Some things

663
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:08.840
you just can't get away from. And today it's it's

664
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:14.079
the number two's. It's it's been running through most of

665
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:22.320
the show, so it's probably fitting that we end the show,

666
00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:25.760
uh discussing a little bit about it. Maybe maybe uh

667
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:28.320
maybe put it in a box, tie a nice bow

668
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:34.960
on it with a ribbon. And speaking of speaking of uh,

669
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.519
pooh in a box. Jerry, there's something you wanted to

670
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:38.719
share with the Treehouse.

671
00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:42.400
Yeah.

672
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:45.599
You know, when you turn fifty, your doctor visits become

673
00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:53.920
a little more a little more intrusive. So I have

674
00:40:54.000 --> 00:41:00.239
opted instead of doing the colonoscopy, I have opted to

675
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:09.239
instead terrorize fed X bye pooping into a box and

676
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:10.480
sending it away to a lab.

677
00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:13.840
Yeah, I don't think they. I don't think that's part

678
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:19.320
of the FedEx new employee onboarding orientation. I know, I

679
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:21.480
know they don't put that in the in the ad

680
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:22.559
for now hiring.

681
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:25.840
I'm definitely gonna write I am so sorry on it

682
00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:30.360
in big marker. I see it.

683
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:32.719
Right, I'm sorry, and then don't seal it.

684
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:37.239
Take it to the post office. Do you have anything

685
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:37.760
to declare?

686
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.159
Oh?

687
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:51.119
Well, boy do I well? I understand that this is

688
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:55.000
sort of a sensitive issue for all of us, and

689
00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:57.639
even more so for you, Jerry, because you are electing

690
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:00.320
to share this with us. I want to think, thank you,

691
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.360
because I didn't realize that was an option. I thought,

692
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:04.559
just you know, you turn fifty, it's time for the colonoscopies.

693
00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:07.960
I didn't know that you had the option of sending

694
00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:11.400
your two's in a box to be inspected as opposed

695
00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:13.440
to doing a colonoscopy.

696
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:15.599
Okay, just asked the doctor about it.

697
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:19.039
It's called the one I'm using colon Guard, and they

698
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:20.760
send you a kit in the mail. If the doctor

699
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:25.480
approves it, they contact the provider. The provider then contacts

700
00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:30.559
those folks. They send you the kit, call the directions

701
00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:35.480
you crapped in the lined box, and then you seal

702
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:38.719
it all up according to their instructions, very detailed instructions,

703
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:41.920
and then you send it back to them and if

704
00:42:41.920 --> 00:42:44.599
everything comes back clean, then you're good for another ten years.

705
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:47.079
Ten years, yeah, there's anything.

706
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:52.239
Is it five for the colonoscopy and ten for the

707
00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:55.480
pooh in a box? Or is it actual five years

708
00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:55.880
for both?

709
00:42:56.039 --> 00:42:57.800
The doctor said ten years?

710
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.400
How bad did it smell? Jerry that I don't want

711
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:01.679
to see it? Good for another.

712
00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:06.360
Decade, she said, just said you're clear and no more vindaloo?

713
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:12.000
Yeah right, did you put like plastic bags and laundry

714
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:12.599
in your box?

715
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:19.440
Well, he's shifted by Air India.

716
00:43:20.239 --> 00:43:22.320
Yeah, I never thought about that, So that's it's it's

717
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:26.360
actually it's you're not actually Faedex that that ships it

718
00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:27.000
and delivers it.

719
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:32.239
They're looking forward on the p there, right, They're they're

720
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:37.320
looking for certain markers for cancers and for other issues

721
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:41.400
uh that may lead to further intestinal problems. And if

722
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:44.280
they detect any of those in whatever they consider an

723
00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:47.400
appreciable amount, then they tell you and then you have

724
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:49.840
to go in and get an actual colon ascape anyway,

725
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.559
So you're kind of running the risk of paying more

726
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:55.559
if there is something that needs to be checked out,

727
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:59.480
But if there's not, then it's less expensive and less invasive.

728
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:05.920
Oh you know something to consider. Cole's is a shipping

729
00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:07.159
drop off location.

730
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For a lot of.

731
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I'm back. I'd like to see the manager please.

732
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:31.679
Oh god, yeah, it wouldn't be Friday if we weren't

733
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:35.519
all over the damn place, kind of like me in

734
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:40.400
a Cole's bathroom. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse

735
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:46.039
on Air dot com. I have another qualifying question, Jerry

736
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:51.880
about the Pooh delivery with FedEx? Does that come with

737
00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:56.320
an automatic delivery? Like is it automatically like next day ground,

738
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:01.000
same day Air? This sounds like I'm joking, but I'm serious.

739
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:04.639
Or his priority? Like what's the deal? Or do you

740
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:06.679
just tell them whatever whatever the cheapest is? And no,

741
00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:07.840
I don't want to insurance.

742
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:13.719
It seems like you would go ups over FedEx though, yea.

743
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:23.320
The Treehouse on Air dot com also find and follow

744
00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:26.280
us on socials at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's

745
00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:28.400
at the Daniel Mallley. For tree it's at Trey Trenthome

746
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:32.480
one and for Raj at Comedian Raj, and for Jerry

747
00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:36.679
at that Jerry guy. Let's see you next time right here,