What NOT to Say in a Relationship 😂 + “Fartbit” & Top Gun 3 News | Dear Treehouse
In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we kick things off with a Dear Treehouse advice segment inspired by a viral Reddit post—and break down the absolute worst things you can say to your partner (including the classic mistake: “you’re just like your mother” 😬). But that’s just the beginning…
🎙️ In This Episode:
- Relationship advice: phrases guaranteed to start a fight
- Why honesty in relationships can go VERY wrong
- The viral “Fartbit” — a real gadget that tracks your… emissions 💨
- Celebrity birthdays you forgot about
- Huge updates on Top Gun 3 and Spaceballs 2
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0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Rebecca Black Yay for hump Day. I say that because we have some exciting things coming up in today's edition of The Treehouse Show movie News, including some long awaited sequels The fit Bit for Farts, and we are going to start today with a little dear Treehouse because if there's something we know about inside the Treehouse, it's love and relationships. We may not know good things about it, but we can offer up some you know, words of wisdom, maybe perhaps lessons, lots of red flags to look out for.
1:04 Sure, petty advice. Because if the Treehouse had a flag, it would be red. In my case, those who can't do teach, that's the worst saying in the world, if I'm being honest. I know the shoe fits in some situations, you know, those who can't do teach. But sometimes the shoes a little you know, multifaceted, because there are those of us who can do the thing that are absolute crap at teaching others how to do the thing, just not just not a gift. And then I feel like there's some that are are that are a hybrid where it's hey, I was pretty good at this thing. I might have been excellent at this thing, and I would like to share what I know with others. So I'm with you, re Becca that that phrase is not across the board applicable.
2:05 In Trey's case, however, it is spot on. So let's I give great relationship. Advice, but you don't take your own advice. That is what I'm hearing. It's hard, man, It's hard to say the stuff out loud. I mean it's easy to say the stuff. Yeah, doing this stuff is two different things. Love it no follow through amazing. That's that's me all right too. Let's let's start with young love something. I feel that all of us here being over the age of forty one of us being slightly above that, we can speak to young love. And if there's yes, Trey, put a five in front of that.
2:56 You are fifty one. It's the big one about to be fifty two. I wasn't going to bring that up, but whatever. You look like you're in the forty club. Don't worry about the thanks. So we're going to start with young love and a couple that not only am I wondering if they should be together at all, I'm wondering if they need to be with anybody. Right, let's fire up the Deer tree House music. Deer Treehouse? Am I overreacting? My boyfriend said, I'm just like my mother during a fight. That's already thick.
4:06 Honestly, I take that as a compliment. The man's like, you're just like your mother. I'd be like, thank you. Context is important, true. Very seldom does that taken as a compliment, though. I agree. I agree, especially if it's being used in the middle of a fight. To Okay, So, Deer Treehouse, am I overreacting? My boyfriend said, I'm just like my mother during a fight. I mean, that's that's the number two of If you just want to go scorched dearth. Yeah, we know what your number one is. Trade with a bullet.
4:47 From an A ten. All right? This starts with a text message at the end. After this starts with a text message in the aftermath of the fight, I hope you're happy with getting that off your chest that was ft up. The reply obviously not, but thank you. I didn't know it was going to be hurtful. I'm sorry. Just google anything related to you're just like your mom and reflect on the implications of that. Her response, I'll brush up on it. Thanks. Wow. I apologize for the lengthy post. I just really need to get some insight on this. Me a thirty two year old female. I've been with my partner, a male thirty year old for three years. He started off as long distance, but he moved in with me. This chanelary in a roller coaster. To say the least. We've had great highs but also the lowest lows of our relationship so far. In these past three months, the main issue has been that he is sometimes very dismissive and avoidant when communicating. To bring up an example, I come home from work and tell him about something that happened, and his reaction is giving a or a lack of better words, stak face and then giving me a one word reply like okay or weird. In these moments, I
6:19 find it hard to maintain a conversation since he doesn't actively engage in or participate in in any type of way. I'm like, welcome to being married. For twenty years already. Yeah, they've only been together for three years and living together for three months. This is just a tip of the iceberg. Yeah, Like, this is bad already. Like, I'm a very harmony seeking person by nature, so it's hard for me to initiate any conflict or hard talks in general. Given his response to these events, I usually try not to talk about this specific issue. Meaning me feeling like he is dismissive or uninterested in talking to me. There's a bit of a red flag.
7:03 Yeah, problem number one, it's your fault. You're not saying. Anything step one of communicating talk. With that. It just went away. Hang on. We've had this discussion a few times already since he moved here. Last night it happened again. His weed was empty. You can order it here legally, so I gave him my phone to schedule a delivery. When he handed it back to me, he had already filled out the medical questionnaire under my name, which was scaring me because that can have legal implications for me. When I asked him what he had selected, he again hit me with a very dismissive, almost aggressive answer, asking what do I mean. I told him about the legal implications. He was still answering in that same unfriendly tone.
7:53 I took a breather and excuse myself, but realized that I needed to tell him that I do not handle this tone of communication well, just like I've said many times before. So when I came back in the room, I told him just that, and he immediately became very dismissing. He then kept asking me what else there is that's wrong? What do you mean to say more things that annoy me? He said that whenever we fight, it's always his fault, saying that I never do anything wrong, but he keeps up it. I said that I currently. I said that currently there isn't anything I want to say, but he kept asking and said he wanted me to be honest. I just replied I wanted him to be honest too.
8:37 He then said he doesn't like that I smoked cigarettes and drink beer. He doesn't drink. This is something I know he doesn't like. You then immediately followed it up with that he doesn't mind it since he wants to be with me. I didn't really comment on it. I just looked and nodded. I think I was already crying a little at this point. I'm a very emotional person, not proud of it. Then he said that he finds it really annoying that I always look over for his reaction when we're watching something I already watched. I recently watched his favorite show with him, which he hadn't before. He then started to mock me with these very exaggerated head motions. I told him I was just excited to share my favorite show, and sometimes I checked to see if he fell asleep. He has narcolepsy and frequently falls asleep while watching things.
9:17 I'm sorry, why did that take a spin? Rebecca? If I may use one of your words against you, Bro, we're only like halfway through this. Like, I love that she's mad and he has a medical condition that he can't control. Well, I mean, you may not be able to control all of it, but I'm pretty sure the weed is not helping the narcolation. Who, of course, not his tone. His tone at this point was so mean, and him mocking me checking for his reaction just felt like he wanted to make me feel bad. I thought this was already a bad enough situation, but then he had said something that really hurt me or context, My mom is very sick and very lonely, and whenever we visit her, she talks a lot. This is something that annoys me, and I've told my boyfriend about it, even before he met her. I love my mom, but she has a lot. Sometimes.
10:13 I do understand, though, because she just gets so excited whenever I or we visit. Back to the fight yesterday, after he told me that my head movements annoy him, he said that he thinks it's interesting that I say that I'm annoyed by my mother's endless talking because I am just like her in that way. He continued to say that I meander when I tell stories to him. Honey, it's not just to him. This one is WHOA can we get a map? Robert Frost is over here saying, look, I only said there are two paths. You've got like nine. Yeah, this post is a testament to meandering.
11:00 As soon as he said that, I felt someone had punched me right in the gut. I said, I wasn't like continuing this conversation and I needed a break for the night. I exiited the living room and then went to bed. Shortly after, I sent him a message see a tad screenshot which was not my strongest move, I have to admit, and was worded quite aggressively, but I was so mad and disappointed that he would weaponize something I told him annoyed me about my mother in a fight. At least that is how I feel. Are you new to any relationship? That is all it is is gathering information the entire time you're together, to bring it back up when you're in an argument. Good God, lady, come on, we do best. Not all that. But I give this couple of credit.
11:41 They've been together for three years, they've lived together for three months, but they're communicating like they've been married for, you know, thirty years. Because you get in a fight and then you text each other from. The other room. Can I just tell you the text fight is the greatest fight of all because you can really kind of take the emotion out a little bit and you don't know what is intended sarcastically and what isn't It's kind of helpful. Hon It's me. It's more immediate than writing the letter. Yeah, she continues, God, there's Morgan. God. I cried more than I want to admit, TB. When I woke up today. We didn't talk until I ordered dinner and brought him his food. He asked if I was ready to talk yet. My immediate response was nope.
12:28 He didn't touch his dinner, so twenty minutes later I went back and asked if he wanted to talk. He asked. He asked what there is to talk about it, and I told him I was hoping he would understand why what he said upset me and apologize. He said he already apologized last night, but I don't think that what he'd texted me was a real apology. He just seemed mad. I asked him how he would feel if he would tell me that he really dislikes something about his dad and I would tell him later in a fight that he's just like him in that way. His answer is that he would just accept it. No, he woant to that's a lie. I told him that I am really upset and I was thinking about it last night, thinking it might be best if he got a hotel room for a few nights so we could both think about it. He immediately asked how long they started packing. I'm now sitting in the apartment by myself. We hugged for a long time before he left, and I'm just feeling like an emotional wreck.
13:18 I'm unsure if I'm overreacting. He will be gone until Thursday, and I just really need to sort my thoughts. By writing them all down in this extremely long post that I'm going to make other people read. This is very reminiscent of Friends and Rachel and the eighteen. Pages Front and Back. This is the Reddit version of Front and Back. Oh lord, oh Jesus, Like, just go your separate ways. I think, just let him move back to wherever he came from. Yeah, he says he's going to a hotel, but if he's smart, he would just keep on going.
14:01 Yeah. I agree. I just love me. I love the blind spot with her of bitching that he has narcolepsy and does this and does that, and then really angered and shocked that he used something that she had said in the past against her. Yeah, because you haven't done the same thing. Yeah it's human nature. Yeah, Oh it's female nature. Oh. I don't think he's got narcolepsy. I just think he's tired of her talking. He doesn't want to do it anymore. Let me just pass out, pass out.
14:43 You're right, whether it's intentional, like like he's faking the narcolepsy, or he's actually falling asleep. Yeah, he's that's called self preservation. I hope he really is faking it. I really hope that's the case, because that's hilarious. If he is. Oh man, So what do we think is this? Is this couple gonna make it? Do they have what it takes. If you're only three years in and you're already arguing like you've been married for fifty it's this is not good. This is not bode well for your future. Well, especially when it was a long distance relationship, and now that you're in the same city, much less under the same roof.
15:26 Yes, and you're already having these problems, it's time to walk away. Yeah, they worry quickly, they're not. They're gonna keep coming back because because they're three years in, even though they've only been living together for three months. But at this point, she's gonna think it, and he is especially gonna think it. Well, he just moved all this way. They're gonna try to do everything they can to make it work, which I can appreciate the tenacity, but at a certain point, just like, this is not gonna get better. Honestly, I would not be surprised if these two end up married in like a year, like you're really gonna commit. They're gonna go all in. They're gonna think this is what's gonna fix our problems it.
16:07 Yeah, they're gonna have the eminem marriage, which is married and miserable. Yes, throw a kid in there too. Oh, there will at least be two children before they get divorced. At least, yeah, because this is a cycle that will not break. These are two people that need to procreate, so they have others. So in twenty to thirty years on whatever the future version of Reddit is, one of them will have the same post saying someone just told me I'm just like mom. Yep, vicious cycle. And there will also be three of us in our versions commenting on it saying how this is not going to work.
16:54 Good times. Oh man, I do. Look, I do commend people for or going online and sharing some of their most some of their deepest, darkest secrets, their problems and things. And some people will post stuff like this looking for honest feedback. Yeah, but for the most part it's people just posting stuff looking for validation for their Yeah. Absolutely, they want the Internet to come and defend them. And what they're thinking and all of their feelings. Absolutely, the internet is not the place for validation. No, because if you're not getting it in the real world, you are sure as hell not going to get it online.
17:39 And the internet does not pretend to be asleep. No, they love to chime in. And not only that, but they may turn you into a meme that you'll never be able to outrun. Just ask all the people that were memes twenty years ago, and they're adults now at now they're showing up and recreating their own memes like, look, I'm an adult now, I'm really not as crazy as I was. Okay, I swear, Although that baby who'd making the fist, He's sure had a point then, and I'm sure he's got one now. Oh God, I just I wish them nothing but the best.
18:26 Sure, please keep us updated. But if they're together at the end of this week, I got nothing for you because you are not going to be happy together. I don't think that's in the best. It's best you recognize it now. And and while I appreciate people asking this to strangers on the internet, you need a friend. To talk to you about this, which she needs her on subreddit. Yes, wait, it's much easier for us to find.
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21:49 Have you done that yet? I have not. I know I'm bad, use slacker. I know. You know what when when your roof caves in because you didn't call Daniel soon enough, you're just gonna have yourself and your husband and your dogs to blame. Yep, don't come crying to us unless it's in a fourteen paragraph complaint on Reddit. Oh let me just torture everybody with that. Please do. All right, here we go. It is Wednesday, April twenty second, twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. It's a good birthday day. And I don't just throw that out there when I say it, I mean it for example. All right, well, the start is not great, but there's some interesting ones coming later. Sherry Shephard is fifty nine years old, I believe, formerly of the View Machine. Gun Kelly is thirty six, fresh off of his relationship with Meghan Fox. Thank you. Sorry, I was brain farting your name. I was about say Megan Kelly, and I'm like, oh, I don't think Oh.
22:49 That'd be an interesting combo. That would be a fun couple to watch. Who's gonna say? What next? Be? Exactly? Speaking of what's going to happen next, Amber Heard is forty today. Oh, she used to be super famous for being an actress. Then she was famous for allegedly leaving a big pile of turds. I could not get enough of that trial. Of on Johnny Depp's bed. Yeah, oh, man, Trey, you look confused. Did you miss that? No? No, sorry, my neighbor upstairs is doing something weird and so that's sorry.
23:33 Are you sure it's your neighbor or did the ghost of Amber Heard bargin and start doing stuff on his Yeah? And I'm with you, Rebecca. I mean I didn't follow that trial as closely at the beginning. I started following stuff as headlines started yeah, for a lack of a better word, pouring out yeah, thinking it's like, oh, like I knew. I knew it was a tumultuous relationship. I knew there were, you know, allegations of abuse and things. But once that story hit where he basically said that she took a big dump on his bed and she was trying to blame it on the dog, I was like, Okay, this relationship drama is next level.
24:14 Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that's just like the tip of the iceberg. That's just like the one story they were like, well, wow, this one, it's just a tip of the pile. Yeah. I mean, because my first thought was, Okay, how bad was this fight? What was the fight about? What was said that led to one half of the relationship taking a huge dump on their bed. I just don't think there's anything in this world that could make me angry enough to do that. I cannot do certain things on command correct, Like Amber heard, I'm assuming she had it. I don't know if it was a heat of the moment kind of thing or if she went to an Indian buffet and then let nature take its force into stay in the bedroom. But the rage poop, Yeah, and I've heard of people doing that on boss' desks, like there was a yeah no, if you ever saw mad Men, there was a guy in there who was who was dropping trou and gonna leave a turn on somebody's desk, Mike who who who could like just squeeze it out, like I don't think that's good for you. That's not him. No, anyway, Amber heard is forty today. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is sixty.
25:26 Uh. I don't know if he's at this point best known as Megan. At one point he was because he was so terrifying as Megan, and then Walking Dead, you know, beat its own brains in, and then I guess it turned him into a good guy. I couldn't get behind that. That was around the time I punched out of that show. Yeah, quit too, But he is. He is a character in the Boys, which has just fired up its final season. And oh my god, Rebecca, based on your face, you watch The Boys. I love that show. I love it. I love it so much. It's also weirdly acquainted with what's going on in our world. Now. Yeah, there was even a story just yesterday how the developer of the showrunner or the show was like, we, like real life keeps beating us to the episodes releasing on trying to be parody and satire. But The Boys is my favorite show to watch at the gym. Oh really, yeah, because I want people to walk by and go like, what is he watching? Like Trey, have you watched any of the first part of this new season?
26:31 No, I'm still catching up on season four. Okay, Rebecca what about you. I have not started this last season yet. Okay, well, I'll just tell you this. The show is, obviously The Boys is the most fed up show in television history. Great, it's so good though, but in the first. Episode you have you got a guy being dick whipped by another guy. That's what Yeah, yeah, hard and not in a romantic way. And I'm more the guy that shrunk down and went inside the butthole. No, no, it was the other hole. Yeah, Rebecca, I didn't realize that when the show first came out and I'm watching the season I was. I was live on air when I was told that the little dude didn't go in the backside, he went in the front side, and I just lost it. I couldn't believe. It was like, oh my god.
27:28 I didn't realize that till just now. So I'm having the same moment that you had. Go back and rewatch that you'd be like, oh I see it now, yeah. Oh there we go. That was it? Oh man, that's wild. Yeah, because it's like that show wasn't like that whole situation when the blow up happened, he wasn't already mind blowing. But then you realize, oh, I assumed wrong. He went in the front like, oh my, and and then this is what you choose to watch at the gym. Yes, that's exact am in that. Well, don't go too deep. If it makes you feel any better. I thought watching Shameless that the gym would be a great idea. And in the very first episode there's like a very sexual scene happening, like under the table, and the guy next to me at the gym saw me watching it, and I was like, I should probably just turn this off.
28:21 That's why I always try to Like, I approached the cardio equipment at the gym the same way I do at the urinals in the men's room. I try to be at least one piece away from the person. And I also look at it this way. If you look at my screen, what you see is on you. You're truly right, because you're spying, you're looking on purpose. Absolutely. Yeah. And if someone that hit on a machine next to you, hey, do you look over at him and go do you like movies about gladiators? That would watching Gladiator would not nearly be as interesting to peak over at my phone compared to the boys.
29:03 But to answer your question, Trey, the reason why I'm watching The Boys right now with the gym is because I'm waiting for the next episode of Daredevil. Daredevil is much more family friendly compared to The Boys. Boys is in no way family friendly, and there are times as an adult, I'm like, that's messed up. Oh yeah, watching the Boys. Yeah, I think that's why we like it. Anyway. Other birthdays today. I don't know who this is, but according to the according to my prep service, a sports figure known as Kaka is forty four today. No, okay, born in nineteen eighty two. Or there's a little accent over the second A. So it's Kaka with an accent over the second A. So I don't know if it's Yeah, don't know if that's a male or a female. Don't know what sport they play. But Kaka is forty four today, So happy birthday too.
30:00 Birthday. John Cena is forty nine years old today. Wow. Can I just say not every wrestler is a great actor, And I don't know if I would say John Cena is a great actor that I really enjoyed just about everything he does me too. He's funny, he does he does a nice job. Peacemaker. Is I need to watch that. That's on my list. I know I'm behind. Did you like the second season? I did? I did. I mean it's it's it's a it's an emotional arc in there. But you know that the alien in the in the little in the other little dimension taking out the trash is kind of funny.
30:45 I used to think I had the same same as the first season. First season, A Peacemaker is brilliant. Yeah, Rebecca, give it a watch, give that first season a watch, and yeah, let us know, okay, we'll do It'll feel tame compared to The Boy exactly now. Literally, I was choosing between watching the Boys and the Peacemaker, and I chose the Boys because I thought it was more on par with like my sense of humor. So yeah uh. And then a notable birthday, Jay Robert Oppenheimer. Today's his birthday. If he was still alive, he'd be one hundred and twenty two years old. The Bomb Guy, the. Father of the atomic bomb, also known as the guy whose house I was just at on Saint John performing a wedding ceremony.
31:31 What yep really so. Part of Oppenheimer's compensation was land in the US Virgin Islands, specifically a beach on the island of Saint John, which when his daughter he passed away, His wife passed away and their daughter passed away. Upon her passing, she left their house which is beach front in Hawk's Nest Bay. Trey, that's the one that you know, the photo of you that I took. Yeah, so the little house in the back. So if you see the photo of Trey laying down on the beach, I took that sexy shot of him, and then the little house all the way in the background is Oppenheimer's house from back in the day wild. Yeah.
32:11 So anyway, when his daughter passed away, she left the house in the beach to the friends of the National Park kind of the thing. So it became it's the it's the only beach on Saint John that's actually can like managed by the City of Saint John and not the National Park. Very cool fun facts. There's your national knowledge of the day. Also, there used to be a Wendy's on Saint John, but it's not there now. Well that's just sad. That's just a tragedy and. Most people are glad it's not there now. No Crosty's that part is sad. I could use a good anyway. Happy, That's not That's not the first thing I want to see when I get off the ferry. Who wants to frosty?
32:57 Who's Who's who's offering? Oh man? Yuck? Okay. The fit Bit for Farts is a real thing. University of Maryland researchers developed smart underwear, also known as the fitbit for Farts. It's a wearable sensor that attaches to underwear to track hydrogen and flatulence. It aims to measure gut health and create a human Flattus Atlas, finding that people average roughly thirty two farts per day. So not only do you now know that Oppenheimer had a beach in the US virgin on It's as compensation for creating the atomic bomb, but now you also know that there's a thing called the Human flattess Atlas.
33:43 I'm kind of surprised by the thirty two farts a day. Well, it's an average, so some are less, summer more. Yeah, it just seems high. I think some of us might do it so much you don't even realize how many you do in it. Maybe maybe the device is a coin sized sensor that clips onto cl clothing, tracking gas and sending data to an iPhone app to analyze diet and microbiome impacts. It helps identify digestive health issues such as irritable all syndrome or food sensitivities by providing objective data. Studies indicate that daily fart frequency varies widely from four to fifty nine, with some extremes reaching one hundred and seventy five. Fordy, those are the old people that don't have control anymore.
34:29 And that also means that one hundred and seventy five farts could it just takes one to turn into something. Else Russian Roulette. The project is led by doctor Brantley Hall, who I'm sure parents are quite proud. Aims to define a normal baseline for human gas production goals. And what are they going to do with that knowledge? What's the endgame? Like? It does seem helpful. I just wish there was an alternative way to, you know, check your gut. Well there are, and this one's just a lot less invasive, that's true.
35:11 Ooh. I mean they've got little cameras you just swallow like a pill and it just runs through your system. Yeah, but I guess you know, it's there's something to be said about smell like if I don't know, it's kind of like if your pe is certain colors, that tells, you know, doctors certain issues you may be having. So if your farts have a certain I don't know, aroma to it, then maybe that shows issues. Thank god, you don't have to send the undies like back in for like a you know, it's like a smell test. I don't know if it's real, but I do believe I saw something like that recently where no, they you would as part of it. It's like, you know how they do, like the the poop the.
36:02 What I was thinking of. Yes, yeah, so apparently there's the poop in a box, but apparently there's also the fart in the bag and you send that. Dan, did you see this on a news site or one of the sites that you look at while you're doing cardio. It's definitely one of my cardio websites. And once again, if you see it or smell it, it's your fault for having been near it. Listening to the Treehouse, visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com.
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38:20 it did. Over a billion dollars. I'll go one hundred million. Okay, And Rebecca, what about you? I'll say one hundred and fifty million, just because these. Are actually really good guests, both of you. Trey is closest. So according to this, Tom Cruise made his base salary just shy of twenty five million dollars for the film. Not bad, but he's also a producer on the film, and he's smart, and so he took eight points on the back end. Oo. Wow, that's a lot. So his payday was a little over one hundred million dollars for Top Gun Maverick. Now, the good news, not just for Tom but for us, is that because Top Gun Maverick did so damn well over a billion dollars at the box office, Top Gun three has now been confirmed already in pre production. They're working on the script.
39:14 I think they've already got the story ironed out. So it's gonna happen, and Tom Cruise is gonna make even more money on this one because you think about it, well, he made you know, almost twenty five million in salary plus eight percent of the box office, so he could stand to make like one hundred and thirty plus million dollars on Top Gun three. Honestly, I would not be surprised if it's more than that, just because the sequel was so like well received by people. Yeah, I think he'll get more. That's why they're saying he made around one hundred and it'll be even more for this third one. Yeah, because he can get it. He can command yeah, yep, Like he got eight percent of the of Top Gun two, and if he goes for ten or twelve percent, they'll probably be like, okay, take it, Tom.
40:00 So at a certain point, he's not gonna build it. I mean he's nearing that point where he's not gonna be able to do this anymore, like where he's doing his own stunts and everything else. Y right, but he keeps defying old man logic for the rest of us, so, you know, die trying. He may he may actually, like for Mission Impossible sixteen, he may fall and never get back up. Yep. I mean he's already broken a leg doing stunts and who knows what else. Yeah. So that being said, we're excited about Top Gun three, but there's another sequel that will be here sooner that I know all of us are equally excited about, and that is Spaceball's.
40:41 Do I'm ecstatic about it. I mean, nearly forty years ago, a promise was me, God, will he will all beat again at Spaceballs too? Decide for all money money hold him? Wait a minute, Wait a minute, it's me, Mel Brooks. I have a major announcement Spaceballs Too. The Search for more Money is not going to be the title of this movie. Why not, because after all these years, I found the money. There it is the money. It is in my basement. But everywhere I go people say, Mel, Mel, where's the new space Balls? When are you going to make the new space Balls? When are you going to make the new one? Well, we did it, and the title is Spaceballs, the new one. It's just like the old one, but it's newer. That's why it's called the new one.
41:42 There you have it. I'll see you at the movies, and may the Schwartz be with you. Spaceball's the new one. Only in theaters April twenty third, twenty twenty seven. And look, when the new Star Wars pre came out, I was in line for a little bit to see the new ones, right, I may, I may do it again for Spaceballs to the new one. Oh, I'm definitely seeing this in a theater. Definitely seeing it. In a theater. Me in my dark helmet cause place. Yes, amazing, I need pictures.
42:24 And God willing trade next to me dressed as Mogg Junior. So they released that at CinemaCon over the weekend. They also, like they did a teaser for the Avengers Doomsday movie, but that hasn't come out yet, but we at least got this announcement from ninety nine year old mel Brooks. Oh, I'm so excited. I cannot wait. I mean, were we not all raised on the first Spaceballs movie? Like I remember my dad, like, you'all got to watch this put in Spaceballs and it was like mind blowing. It had everything I wanted as a kid. It was sort of like more Star Wars, yes, but also ridiculous. Yes.
43:04 And I've seen this a few times. I wasn't sure if you guys knew this or not. So when mel Brooks went to George Lucas and said, Hey, I want to spoof Star Wars, are you cool with it? George Lucas said, yeah, that's cool, but one stipulation he had was Lone Star, the main character in Spaceballs. George Lucas told mel Brooks, the one stipulation is, don't dress that character up like Han Solo, like Han Solo's the Sacred Cow. Don't don't do that. So mel mel Brooks said, sure, no problem, and then he dressed Lone Star up like Indiana Jones instead, which was something else that George Lucas. Created so great, like it's so great on so many levels.
43:46 Cannot wait for. Me too. Mel's got to make it to a hundred, I know, because when you're that age he really is, and you this one last thing. You want him to make it to the to the opening night or to the premiere, to walk the red carpet, do all the things. Because let's be honest, we're getting Spaceballs too, we are not going to get Blazing Saddles too, So let's this one. As much as we'd all be really curious to see, to see a Blazing Saddles too. I don't think it works in this time that we are in. I don't think it works anymore.
44:33 I mean that really is like. I mean that it's been done countless times of you know if Blazing Saddles was made today, and you know opening and the closing. Well we can all dream. At least we'll have spaceballs to the new one. Thank you for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse. Rebecca, Thanks for being here. Give her a follow at Hunted Rebecca. For me, it's at the Daniel Matt For trade, it's at Trade trend home one for all things Treehouse Treehouse on air dot com. We will see you next time right here inside the Treehouse