She Drunkenly Confessed WHAT?! | Reddit Relationship Disasters

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air. It is time to believe your worries outside in life with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trede, Trendholme and Jerry called Well. Coming up Inside. The Treehouse Show today, it'll be jam packed, much like the girlfriend on a floor of a bathroom of a nightclub that we'll talk about here shortly. Coming up today, We've got is Trey eating enough, sister effing a naked fire truck ride? And is your girlfriend a whore? That's all coming up today inside the Treehouse Show. Some would call it a banger. We'll find out if you love what you hear here today, be sure to share the show with a friend from your favorite listening plot form.

1:00 Hit that share button. Send it to a friend, maybe not a coworker in today's episode case, but someone that could use a little pick me up and together we can grow the Treehouse Show. Thank you if you send it to a coworker with the disclaimer headphones in, headphones on, ear plugs in. Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, definitely don't have this one up with HR walking by no all right, Well, we didn't get a chance to get to it yesterday, so we're going to start the show with it today. Trey simply titled the email to me, girlfriend is a whore, and I didn't open it because I was like, I just I already know we're going to talk about it I don't need to know much more about it at this point. Uh, but we all do need to know some context here with this story. I mean, just on that, just on the subject line, I knew we would do it. It's just a matter of, you know, sharing the full story here.

1:59 I belie I leave my boyfriend thirty seven year old male. This is a thirty year old female who is sharing this. She says, I believe my boyfriend who's thirty seven might dump me after a comment I made about how I got pregnant. Last Saturday, me and people from work had a dinner and a party afterwards to say goodbye to a coworker that's moving to a different branch. Blah blah blah. After the restaurant, many of us brought her boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and wives and agreed and we would keep on partying. With time. I got a bit drunk and At one point, I was outside with a few coworkers smoking. We were talking about bad decisions while being drunk, and at one point I said something along the lines of I got one of my daughters made on a nightclub bathroom floor and the other one on the beach one night. Huh, She says, it sounds kind of ugly and irresponsible.

3:05 It doesn't just sound. Sorry. But if we're splitting hairs here her legs. Yeah, she says. My daughters are from two different men, and they both fled after they knew I was pregnant. He didn't hear it. The current boyfriend did not hear this story because he was inside with the guys. But one of my coworkers told him. One of my female coworkers told him this story, and I believe she did it because she wants him and this way, she knew this would hurt our relationship. Look, we're only like three paragraphs in and there's already a lot to unpack here, she goes on to say, because the story can't get more complicated, you think, but it does.

3:56 He is a widower and has a five year old daughter. Of he is the opposite of what I used to be calm reliable, trustworthy, cheerful, and a great father to his child. I can't believe I may lose him over something like this. We've been dating six months. I'm in love with him, but alcohol took the. Best of me. It sounds like many many times. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think this is a one off fleeting. Yeah, this is not a one off of alcohol getting the best of you. This is one of those things when you know in AA and you look at somebody and it's the very polite way of telling someone they're an alcoholic. You go, I've got a chair saved for you.

4:40 That's a nice way of soft selling it, because my way would be a little more condescending. I'd be there, like just over the top, condescending, face in hand, just like listening to the story and then at the end of it just being like, hmm, you. Think there's a pattern here. You're noticing something that seems to be happening with you in life here to Karen, Mmmm, I think you got a little problem there. So thirty years old, So this is gen z. This is right on the customer millennial gen Z. But you're oversharing. Yeah, oversharing especially I mean Look, this started out as a work function. It turned into social, but you've still got work people there, so it's really important. And maybe some gen z don't fully grasp this hip because they haven't learned it. Don't share too much at work. Work is work, personal is personal. Keep those things separate for a while until you really understand, as a more mature adult, how to navigate those two worlds and.

5:44 Whether or not you want them to blend at all. This is something I definitely would not tell people I work with, or their wives or girlfriends and husbands. This is something probably only the father and your priest or counselor should. Know, right, I will say the boyfriend does deserve to know this. She should. She should have told him this before she told the wags at work. Okay that yes, if you're going to if you're gonna have a hierarchy of. Telling people things that you shouldn't, then I guess I don't.

6:25 I don't believe the boyfriend needs to know this. He doesn't need to know it, no, but he has every right to be pissed off when he hears it from her coworker. Once you tell the story, then yeah, he had every right to know because otherwise he looks like a jackass too. But if she kept her mouth shut that I don't think this is one of those things. I don't think he needed to know. He would have been just fine, probably the rest of his life if he really liked her, loved her, staying with her never knowing this story. This is where we dig into one of my favorite layers of this story, which is your current past. Right, you're in a current relationship, whether it's.

7:09 Married, committed. If you're dating, then that's really a different story. But if you're in a committed relationship, there are certain things about your partner's past that you don't need to know. You might occasionally wonder, but ultimately you're better off staying ignorant. You're better off staying in the dark. This is one of those times. Right, she's got two kids, and I don't even know if he knew already that those two kids had two different fathers. And look, stuff happened. Probably right, stuff happened. He might have, But you don't necessarily need to know the conception story.

7:52 Well, especially you're the guy. If they fled, so I am guessing that they don't have a father figure, so he should know that they're two different dads, and but yeah, this is not you don't need the origin story on this one. Right, No, no, And look, I mean, if we're being honest, occasionally you might think about someone you dated years ago, and maybe you see them on social media or something. You see that they're like this very respectable person in the marriage and they're a mom, or they're a dad, and they're very buttoned up and professional looking. But you're looking at them knowing, I know what you did, I knew you.

8:39 Oh yeah, I know what else that mouth do, or I know I know certain things that you did with my roommate. That i'd really know that your husband would not want to know, which is just kind of a funny little secret. It's kind of like it's an inside joke that you get to laugh at and nobody else because you don't share those things in polite society. Right, it's an understood it happened way back when you don't share the thing when we've all grown up and become parents or respectable members of society or the or a member of the Chamber of commerce.

9:22 I had this same thought yesterday randomly. We were in an uber going over a bridge and I saw a police car and I randomly thought, I was like, I wonder if cops ever feel weird about telling people that they shouldn't do things, especially if they did them themselves when they were younger, Like, is there ever that sort of like brief feeling of hypocrisy. There was a security guard talking to a kid skateboarding outside of a business building. And to the kid's credit, he was outside, which was great. And the second thing was I recognized it was a good area to skateboard, but you at the security officer. I could tell he was pleading with him, trying to reason with him. It's like, I can't have you doing this, blah blah blah. And I briefly thought, I wonder if he ever skateboarded these lands and felt weird about having a telekid he now can't do it anyway, I've kind of got off the deep end here, But.

10:17 Yeah, that that that really. Basically what I'm saying is your passion, stay to your inner voice. Yeah, your past should stay in the past. Your work should stay work, stuff in your personal stuff should say personally, I mean. Well, now, there's nothing hypocritical about going. Yeah, I was a stupid kid once too. But you know, chances are this boyfriend didn't get knocked up by two different dudes on bathroom floors and beaches. He didn't get used like a wow, a. Dump all right. Time to time to quiet your inner voice, trade to me. It all comes back to you if you knew you shouldn't.

11:06 Even the next day, she knows she shouldn't have told these work type people how she got two kids, especially not before you know, the guy that she's currently with. I feel bad for this dude. Yeah, and and the coworker that had the unmitigated gall to take that to the boyfriend. Holy cramp man. I don't think that's unmitigated gall at all. Do you think do you think she's do you think she's actually after him or was she just so flabbergasted by the hortedom or what she thinks is the hordom of this woman that she's like night God, he needs to add.

11:48 I think I think, once it's out there, she was doing the boyfriend of service. Because here's the thing. If she told her coworkers this on some you know, drunken night, she's gonna tell this story again, and sooner or later, that boyfriend is gonna find out, and and he's gonna look like a jackass, or at least he deserves the opportunity on on to decide how he wants to handle this. That's true as and and and now he's got to deal with it semi publicly. And for those that don't know, we are actually doing our first weekly live stream for our Ultimate Treehouse subscribers. Oh yeah, Jerry, heads up, we're live, uh for our Ultimate tree House subscribers on Patreon. They are watching us live and in the chat they are alive.

12:37 They are awake this morning. So thank you for that. You got Lindy, you got Marshall, you got MACKI and a bunch of others. Haley's in there, Hey, Haley. William Marshall, who ironically has what looks to be his like LinkedIn profile photo in the chat room, sir, Yeah, he looks really good. I am lucky. I have my own office, so I just shut my door. I need to heddle anything personal makes sense. Mackie even says, I think you guys know more about me than my coworkers. And going back up, Marshall even says, even eight years at my current company, I still don't share personal stuff, and that's the way it should be.

13:22 And you're right, Trey. I mean the lady that wrote this, she's thirty years old, so she's on that cusp of you know, young millennial older gen z. Some things you just have to learn the hard way, right, which is certain things you don't do at work, certain things you don't tell, certain people. Don't fuck on a nightclub bathroom floor. All right, Look, Judgie mcjudgerson, Sometimes sometimes the passion just takes a hold, right, Jerry. Absolutely, have we all been there, but usually we're not the ones on our backs. I will say this, Uh, that is not a place that you want to get it on, you know, from experience, yes, And I don't mean I don't mean from a sexual experience.

14:12 I just mean from being in many bathrooms of bars and nightclubs. That is a place that is your No, that's. On someone who has worked many, many, many nights and bars that you could not find a more disgusting place to have sex, to lay down screw sex to lay down on. I mean that is you're in fcs, cocaine, spit. Other bodily fluids. Yeah. Yeah, And by the way, if you're in there in that bathroom get it on. You really think you're the first person with that bold idea.

14:58 Listen, one thing and this is she specifically says like on the bathroom floor, right, that's at least have the decency to get you know, bent over the commode. I mean, that is just really really disgusting. I mean, if I in this case, if you're the guy, right, if you're the guy and she's like, I want you so bad, and then she drags you into the bathroom and then she starts hiking stuff up and pulling things off, and then she lies down on the floor. Wouldn't you the guy be like, what you're doing down there? Yeah?

15:39 Like want me to get down there? My knees down there? Oh you had to come out with stains and no. God that I It's one thing to say you got knocked up by some random hookup a club, but on the bathroom floor that just means you're a dirty, dirty, dirty. Slut and the floor knows. Yeah. I mean, just come on. I have just realized one of the downsides to doing the live stream versus our normal recording, as it appears we can't pause right take our normal commercial break, So we're just gonna wing it here, boys, I just wanted it said so that way Trey can make a note. Yeah, around the seventeen minute mark, that's a good spot for a commercial break.

16:43 That we'll have to now do and post. I will say this, and I don't know if this part's true, because I don't know if you can trust this lady or not. It sounds like it sounds like the guys that impregnated her. It sounds like she was in relationship with them. I does it. It just says they fled. They fled. That means she at least had some type of contact in for to let them know she was. She got their number, They fought numbers. You're right, Dan, my bad mere minimum achieved. Yeah. I know. It's like I'm trying to find some way where it doesn't make her sound really awful, Like if it's if it was truly a hook up on the bathroom floor of the nightclub, as opposed to someone she was in a relationship with at least, like if you're in a relationship with the person and you're hooking up in that way, it doesn't seem as bad. But if it really is, like you met them five minutes before at the bar, and now you're on the floor of the bathroom in the bar with this person, Das grows.

17:52 I mean, in every way. The beach you could say, Okay, you know they were having a romantic night or whatever. But the way she writes this, it's the beach was a random hookup too. I mean it was like, you know, I can't keep my panties up when I drink. The solution is to that is just rip them to the side or duct tape. If she has any that's true that yeah, they just may just be a nuisance, an impediment at this point. A nuisance. Kind of like a kind of like an unattended pool in a backyard. It's a it's an attractive nuisance. If she's just naked, spread eagle on the beach, it's.

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20:51 Oh man, all right, let's switch gears. It is Thursday. For those that are listening in the normal way, it is Thursday, August thirteenth to twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. This is a pretty decent day, just based on two of them. One of my favorite actors. I didn't really realize it until the last few years. John Slattery is sixty four. This is one of those guys you may not recognize his name, but when you see his face, you're like, yeah, that guy. We had one of those yesterday. It was Bruce Greenwood. John Slattery is the white haired actor that was in Mad Men. He was Tony Stark's dad at one point in the MCU.

21:34 I mean he was like the more notable Stark in the movies. He was also in Spotlight. He is sixty four today. John Slattery sixty four, been in tons of shows and films, really really, really good actor. I'm just a big fan of his, So happy birthday to John Slattery. He is sixty four today. And since he is in the MCU as Tony Stark's dad in the films, it we might as well throw in the fact that today is Sebastian Stands birthday. He is the Winter Soldier slash Bucky Marts in the MCU. He's forty four today, so that means in the MCU, somewhere on set they had to have a dual birthday party at Craft Services for John Slattery and Sebastian stand I would imagine Robert Downey Junior probably threw them a hell of a birthday party, because as much money as he is making on those films, he is really good to his cast mates. I've seen photos and stuff like he'll like. I think there was one he did like a women's luncheon or something on the in game set. It's like all the all the like he did. I don't know if it was like International Women's Day or something. He catered in like this fancy lunch for everybody, for all the females on set.

22:49 Yeah, i'd hope so I iron Man was quite good to him. Mm hmm. Yeah, which, by anyway, Yeah, which, by the way I saw the I think it was an account. I followed the what is it, Trey, how do you say? Is it Pubbety Puberty, Jubidy Juby Puberty. I don't know. That's all them too. Yeah. Uh, it's a great follow up. They got like sixty something million followers, but they have interesting stuff that they post on occasion, which is why I follow him. And the other day they posted one about the salary progression of Tom holland Spider Man. Right, so there's Robert Downey Junior, who I think got like five hundred grand or something like that for the very first iron Man and now he's making like fifty million dollars for Avengers End Game.

23:32 I think he took points on the back even on on iron Man, didn't he. I don't know. He may have, but he was not paid a massive massive amount for it. He was still he you know, now, I think about it. When it comes to Iron Man, he was still in that no man's land. Uh, it was kind of unhirable due to his past. He had been he'd been working on that, doing smaller projects, you know, building his reputation back up. And he agreed, yeah, to take points on the back end so they didn't have to pay so much upfront, so they'd be less averse to taking that risk. And man, it worked out for everybody. And it's been similar for Tom Holland what is it trip?

24:13 And at that point, Marvel was unproven. Right if I remember this right? So the like Tom Holland's salary progression in films, I think for his debut in Captain America Civil War as Spider Man, I think he got paid like it was either one hundred. Or two fifty, like one fifty grand. Yeah, I think it was two hundred and fifty grand. That's a great payday, don't get me wrong, especially for a little role in that film. And you're Spider Man, and you and your freaking Spider Man. So he only gets two fifty for that first one and then now he's making like thirty million for Spider Man brand new day, and similar to uh, Robert Downey Jr.

25:03 He's I think getting points on the box office as well, and he's got a lot of creative control on that role. So pretty good progression for Tom Holland. Yeah, and he's going to be in Doomsday, and there's gonna be another Spider Man movie and he'll probably be in at least one other movie in between now and then. So oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's banging z India. Yeah, good for him. I think they're married. I think that still means he's banging her though. Depends on the marriage in fact. Okay, that's true. Uh. And by the way, just as a quick aside before I get a chance to ask Jerry if he's seen The New Spider Man yet, is there a better power couple in Hollywood right now than Tom holland And and Deya.

25:50 I mean, Jesus Christ. The run they are on is an iconic run just for any individual in Hollywood period ever. But the fact that they're doing it as a married couple. The movies that they've got this year, first of all, they're both in the Odyssey, which is already probably made a billion dollars. She's got Doune three coming out this year, they're both gonna be involved in Avengers Doomsday. So, I mean, Zindaya is gonna have like a box office battle, and. She's got a what's the HBO show? Oh Yeahyphori Euphoria. Uh. And I don't know if they're doing another season of that after this one or not. But I mean, I mean, Jesus, I mean you talk, that's a hell of a run for a couple. That's a hell of a run. That's it's it's almost unfair. But they also seem like kind of down to earth, genuine people, So good on them.

26:45 Jerry. I'm assuming you've seen Spider Man Brand New Day? Have you seen Spider Man Brand New Day? I have not gotten to see it yet. How can you withstand? It's not easy, dude. You got to go. Have you been able to avoid any spoilers or do you know stuff? So far, I've been able to avoid them. It's it's not easy. It's cut off about half of my feed, I would imagine. So, I mean, Trey and I both seen it. You need to go see it. It's wonderful, Jerry. I will be shocked. As as big of a Marvel fan as you are. I will be shocked if you don't think this is the best Spider Man movie that they've ever done. Trey really liked it too.

27:33 I don't know best Spider Man movie ever got that's an interesting one. Mm Is it the one from the seventies. Which I watched, because I mean, I think it's maybe the best of the Tom Hollins, that's an interesting statement. I mean, and I don't necessarily disagree with you. I just hadn't really thought about it in those terms. Yeah, I mean, I will give you one spoiler though, if you need to go when the credits start, you have time to go to the bathroom and come back before the little teaser. And see yeah, yeah, the post credit scene. Go to the bathroom then come back, Okay, or or honestly, you can just wait and watch it on YouTube.

28:20 It's it's it is. It's the most disappointing of of all the. Post credit scene. Okay, noted, it's an important one, like it's it's got. It's it's got a lot of meaning and stuff, you know, for things to come, But I mean, yeah, it's not it. Yeah. Which, by the way, since we are covering this, we'll get back to birthdays in a moment. I have done it. I've watched every single MCU movie up to Avengers in Game, so I can go to the theater and about a month to see Avengers in Game. I am all caught up. I finished the movie every like twenty two or whatever movies it is. I started all the way back at the beginning, worked my way all the way through in order of cinematic release. Okay, I prefer chronologically, but yes.

29:15 I get that, but I like doing it the way they released it. So I am all caught up. Yesterday I finished Captain Marvel, which is the movie right before Avengers Endgame, so I am caught up, ready to rock and roll. I'm excited I did it. It's now the second time I've gone all the way back through and rewatched. Have you seen the Marvels? Yes? Is it as disappointing as everyone says? Yes? Yes, Okay, it ain't good, ma'am. And I don't know if this is I don't know real quick if this is an unpopular opinion or not. It's just something that I kind of felt the first time I saw Captain Marvel, which, by the way, I like the Captain Marvel movie.

30:00 I think it's really good. It's also got to kill her soundtrack, as I mean, it's like she lands on a blockbuster that's hysterical to me. I don't think Brie Larson's a good actress. Mmm, you don't much. No, I mean like she she's like when the first I had never really seen her in anything before Captain Marvel. I knew who she was, but I don't think i'd really seen her anything, and I think she's kind of terrible, Like she's real stiff, like she doesn't seem good. I read that she got into it after was it with Captain Marvel and then endgame, that she got real demandy, uh demanding about the stuff, and like that was part of the problem with Captain Marvel, is she wanted some creative control over it.

31:05 Maybe I don't know, I agree with you. I feel like I had heard some similar things. Don't know details on it, don't even know how much of it's true or whatever, but uh yeah, like even going back and watching Captain Marvel now that that. Like she's she's not good. Yeah, I can kind of see that. It's kind of like I have a difficult time with Mark Wahlberg. There's some things that he's in that. I think he's phenomenal as an actor, and there's some things that I've seen him in where I was like, so to me, he's kind of hit or miss sometimes as an actor. With her, maybe I need to watch something else that she's been in, But I'm actually kind of wondering how it is she got the job as Captain Marvel. As Captain Marvel.

31:56 That's the funny thing, is I like Captain Marvel. I thought, and now that I think about, I thought her performance in Endgame was a little stiff, and then. Right it was like she was just kind of shoehorned in there because oh wait, we got to put her weight. We forgot well, and let's be honest and say this now we're far enough away from it. The whole you know, I Am woman, hear me were part of Endgame was just a capitulation to the me too movement at that time. It was completely frivolous as far as the story goes. Yeah, I mean, story wise, you didn't need that, but I don't think it's a bad thing to show little girls that they can be badasses.

32:41 But it was again, if you go back and really watch the movie, it was very much shoehorned in there. It did not flow with the script. Yeah, it's like, oh hey, we're all fighting, you know, life and death. Oh hey, but the girls are gathered over here and there. We're gonna, you know, get together. Squat up, ladies. We're gonna eat, pray, love all over thanos. It's faith. Other birthdays today. Oh wait, no, Jerry, I asked you, you have not seen it. Debbie mazar Is sixty two. She's known for Goodfellas, Entourage, and Younger. She also had a cooking show. At one point she was on the front end of some of those celebrities with cooking shows.

33:27 Out of Nowhere sixty two. Years old, underrated, hot for in nineties, and she's been one of my all time favorite movies. Empire Records. Also a phenomenal movie. Former Partridge Family child star and radio guy. Danny Bonaducci sixty seven years old today. Somehow I feel like he should be older than that. No kidding, Like if I said eighty seven, I would have been less surprised than sixty seven. Drugs takes it out of you, boy, you said it. And this last one is is a kind of a deep pull unless you know who he is Kevin tight.

34:14 I think it's how you say it is eighty two t I g h E. He is best known as the firefighter paramedic Roy DeSoto on Emergency. So he's he was the firefighter paramedic opposite of Randolph Mantooth. No, oh man, what a great name for a character. Roy Desoto's something special he was in he was in Roadhouse. Sorry, he was also in Roadhouse. That is correct, eighty two years old. But Roy DeSoto on Emergency firefighter paramedic.

35:00 So was that rampart that? There you go? Was? Did that show start in the sixties or was it all seventies? Sevent got it? Okay? So I know it was color. It's all time. What a heyday for television between between Emergency and Chips. Oh man, that was good TV watching back in the day. You were. Reruns, Bud reruns. I saw some I watched. I also watched raw Hide with my pappa. I think I was not alive for raw Hide. I don't think I have ever seen an episode of Emergency. Don't wow, it does it does not hold up. I rewatched one when we were when we were I remember one time we were camping, We're in one of our like our like tiny RV camping trips.

35:52 Uh. We would get over the air television because it's camping and so over the air television means you're getting a lot. Of old ass TV shows. And Emergency came on one night and I was like, oh my god, this is amazing. I'm better watch Emergency. I watch this as a kid all the time. It's got Randolf men too, and this guy Kevin Tight I'm watching like five minutes of him, Like Jesus Christ, this is terrible. The only thing I really know about Emergency is it was one of the things basically they spoofed in the Naked Gun. Mh yeah. I mean, I guess for the time, it was a great show. It was very popular. But man, it's kind of like going back and watching The Dukes of Hazzard.

36:35 Emergency does not hold up at all. I saw you something and I'll give Dukes a hazard credit. I saw a deal. I think it was on Prime. It's like, oh, you can buy the series for thirty nine to ninety nine. I'm like, who theuck is buying Dukes of Hazzard Because you're right, that was not a good show. I mean, it was great when we were kids that you were basically waiting for Daisy Duke and then jump the car. That's it, That's all I needed. It's probably Cooter who's buying it all up. Yeah. Yeah, Cooter just died, didn't he. I guess, I mean literally like yesterday? Really? Yeah? Yeah? How did I not see that? I'm going to type in something into my search bar that I have not ever? Yep, I am too. I never thought I would type this into Google. Is Cooter dead? Yep.

37:30 Ben Jones, the actor best known for playing Cooter Davenport on The Dukes of Hazzard, died on Sunday, August night, twenty six at the age of eighty four, suffering a massive heart attack at his home. I'll be goddamned rip Cooter, rip. And former congressman. That's right. The good news is Cooter will never truly die, and in some places like nightclub bathroom floors, he's alive. And well, that. Seems like a good time to transition into sister effing what do you say? Yeah, I gotta pull this up here because this is one of those that threw me for a loop. I just this is another one of those where I just saw the headline that Tray sent and I was like, you know what, I don't think I need to read any much more on this one for now. Subject line from Tray this morning, sleeping with sister. Okay, my wife keeps saying what I did. This is not me saying this. I am reading this this someone else.

38:44 Don't you edit this, Tray? Thanks for that all clean cuts. I know. I'm trying to think how I can screw this up for you on your clean cuts. My wife keeps saying what I did with my sister was extremely inappropriate. What do I do? I know there's more to this story, but honest to God, if you even have to type that sentence, if you ever say that sentence, you've done something wrong. Actually, no, really, I've on this one. The wife is kind of out on this one. Okay.

39:26 My wife and I have been married for four years, together for eight. I've always been a pretty outdoorsy person. For the record, if you say i've I'm a pretty outdoorsy person. I don't think you're as outdoorsy as you think you are. I love camping, hiking, backpacking, and that sort of thing. My wife wasn't really into it when we first started dating. But over the years she's really gotten into it, which has been awesome. I'm also very close with my sister. We grew up camping together, and even in college we'd go on camping trips fairly often, so being outdoors together is always just felt normal to us. A couple of weekends ago, the three of us, me, my sister, and my wife decided to go camping together. We each brought our own one person tent and sleeping bag because my wife likes having her own sleeping space when we camp's mmm. We've done separate tents before and it's never been an issue. The first night was great.

40:20 We hiked, cooked over the fire, stayed up talking, and everything completely normal. Second night, though, around midnight, my sister knocked on my tent. She said she was absolutely freezing and asked if she could come inside to warm up. I told her sure. She climbed into my sleeping bag because it was warmer, and we basically cuddled so she could use my body heat. We talked for the next hour or so, and then she fell asleep. The next morning, my wife unzipped the tent and completely lost it. She screamed at us, told my sister to get out. She said, there's no excuse for. A grown man sharing a sleeping bag and cuddling with his sister. I immediately apologized because I genuinely hadn't thought about how it looked or how she'd feel. But she stayed angry the rest of the trip, surprising to go for an alpine divorce. At this point, it's now been more than a week, and she's still sort of upset. She says she can't stop picturing it, and that I've permanently changed the way she views my relationship with my sister. She says she's always known my sister had weird feelings for me.

41:20 It's only been a week, so I'm allowing my wife to vent, But to be honest, it hurts to see her talk like this. I don't understand how my wife can make an insinuation like that. I can't. I talked to my sister afterwards. She told me my wife is insane and said that if she had a spouse who got upset over something like this, she would leave them immediately. Who side are you guys on in this one side? Yeah? Oh damn, I thought you guys are opposite. You're on You're on the husband's side on this one, Tray, and Jerry, you're on the husband's side on this one. Yeah, I mean if it was if it was not a sister, i'd understand the wife being upset. If they if they were naked, I would understand the wife being upset.

42:04 They were cousins, maybe especially removed or whatever. Brother and sister like they grew up together. In the fact, and listen, if you've ever been camping, and some nights, I mean, it gets you don't think it's that cold, but it gets a butt ass cold. You know, you'll warm up next to just about anything, uh, at some point. And so now, I mean, especially if she's carrying it on a week later and she thinks, you know, now is saying that the sister has, you know, weird feelings and implying something untowards I'm I'm with the sister. I'd tell if I was a husband, I'd be like, you know, kick rocks.

42:49 I'm not on the wife's side necessarily, but I understand how this would look to someone. To me, what happened when you and your sister got caught, But. There was nothing to mm hm. We didn't go camping, Tray, we were not a camping family. First. Honestly, if we were kids, I don't think anyone would have thought anything of it. My sister's almost seven years older than me, so if we had gone camping, she'd have been like thirteen, I'd have been like six and been like, yeah, no one carries. But I can understand how getting in the same sleeping bag with someone could be odd to some people when they first see it.

43:33 But I definitely wouldn't flip out like the wife did. It's on the cusp for me as far as like it might be inappropriate. It's not technically inappropriate, but I feel like you're getting in the same sleeping bag together is more so than being in the same ballpark together. I mean, Jerry, do you have a sister? Yes? Okay, clearly Dan has Have you had inappropriate thoughts about your sister? No? Okay, So it wouldn't be that abnormal, Like you wouldn't you know, think anything of it if you're your sister gott in a sleeping bag with you? No, Dan, No, you're I mean, I don't. I don't have any siblings.

44:18 I'm just saying it's your sister. You're not trying to bang your sister but maybe I'm wrong on that premise. Dan, all right, look. Shut up. Do you know who else? You just shut up? Shut up, Marshall In the chat, I was going to ask if this is actually dan story under a fig D. I mean, actually, you know you are the only person if you look at the comments, you are the only person to take the wife's side. So, I mean, I do feel like there's some there's a lot to unpack here, Dan. Maybe it's because I'm harboring some ill will towards my own wife because one time we went camp it was so cold. Instead of her climbing into my sleeping bag, she went to the car and turned on the heater.

45:09 So you're just longing for companionship. And even if it was your sister, No. No, definitely not. Get out of my sleeping bag, exist, get your own. So next week we'll have to discuss family reunions in the household. Oh we don't do those, I wonder why? Oh God, see, I told you this is going to be an interesting episode. Thank you for joining us here inside the Treehouse. Thank you for our Ultimate Treehouse subscribers for joining us live. If you're interested in that sort of thing, you can join Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air every week.

45:54 We are doing this from here on out. Patreon dot com slash tree House on Air to join in the live taping of the Treehouse Show. Thank you for guys being in there despite everything you've heard of the last handful of minutes. Thank you to tray In Jerry for treating here. And if you love what you heard here today, share it with a friend with that share button from your favorite listening platform, and together we. Can grow the Treehouse Show. We will see you next time right here outside the Treehouse. And Dan, thank you for all your kinks and fetishes. I'm not even that kinky. Jerry's the weird one. I'll take that. Let's see