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What to Do When You're Oozing | Thursday January 30, 2025

Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome.


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Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome.


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12 of the Worst States to be Single, According to a New Study

Bizarre side effect of extreme 'carnivore diet' leaves man's hands covered in yellow nodes

Kim Jong Un cracks down on sale of hot dogs in North Korea — with a penalty of time in labor camp


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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade

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Trenholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, January thirtieth, twenty

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twenty five. I think it's safe to say that in

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most situations, hitting a high score is a hell of

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an achievement. It's something to be proud of, right m M.

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There's one situation where breaking the high score is not

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trying to think of all the different words that are

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coming to mind, but there is one situation where breaking

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the top score is not something to be applauded, and

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that is breathalyze your tests.

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Well, it depends on your goal.

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I guess it does depend on your goal. If your

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goal is to be arrested and going to jail and

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endanger the lives of countless others around you, then okay, sure.

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But me breaking the high score on Cruising USA at

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the Aladdin Arcade at the Mall when I was a

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child man, that was a great feeling. But if you

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break a breathalyzer because you're so drunk, that's not something

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that should be applauded. But you will make the news

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a drunk driver in Wisconsin was so hammered on Friday

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he maxed out the breathalyzer, something I didn't even know

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was possible.

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What is the number that maxes out? I guess you're

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might tell us.

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I'm glad you asked I I'm going to tell you

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because we've all been drunk, but I don't think I've

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ever been. I don't think I've ever been break the

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high score on the breathalyzer drunk. Fifty two year old

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Randell via Real is a middle school gym teacher in Wakeshaw, Wisconsin.

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Police got a call last Friday about a hit and

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run crash around seven point thirty in the morning. Keep

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that in mind. Everything I'm going to tell you about

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this story happened in the morning. Turned out old Randall

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had dropped his kid off at a different school, then

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he drove off to go to his school where he

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was a teacher. On his way to his job, he

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rear ended someone and left the scene. He did tell

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the person before he left the scene of the accident

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that he had to go because he's a teacher and

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he had to get to school. The person he hit

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got a shot of his license plate and police found

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his smashed up vehicle in the school parking lot. They

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gave him not one, not two, not three, but four

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field sobriety tests. Four field sobriety tests is what they

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gave this man. He blew a point four, which is

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also five times the legal limit. It might have been higher,

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but that's where the breathalyzer max is out point four.

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I thought, I believe I've read a breathalyzer's in the

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point five.

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I don't know if I've heard of a story where

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there was one and a point five. I've heard of

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other stories where blood alcohol content was over point four,

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but I don't know, but I don't like, yeah, but

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I don't know if that was on a breathalyzer or

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from a blood draw. This particular breathalyzer maxes out at

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point four, which, if you think about it, if you're

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the manufacturer, do you really need a number any higher

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than that? I mean, if they hit that, I mean

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clearly they're above the legal limit. Anything higher than that

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really is just you know, running up the score. In

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court on Monday, the judge told him he's lucky to

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be alive. He couldn't even believe someone could be that drunk.

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Especially before eight a m. Now, let's go back over

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the chain of events here things we know happened. This

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teacher got in his car with his child, drove his

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child to school, got the child there safely, left that

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school to go to his teaching job. On the way

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he hit somebody left that accident scene, telling the person

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he hit sorry, I'm a teacher. I gotta go to work.

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And then he goes to work. And then when he's

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at work, I don't even know if he made it

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into first period. He's a gym teacher. I've been, and

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I remember the fun days in school when it was

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substitute teacher day or our our regular teacher wasn't feeling well.

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And what did they do? Trey put a movie on.

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That's right, they wheeled in the TV. The holy grail

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of school to gen X was when the door opened

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and in came the TV on the cart and everyone rejoiced.

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It's a beautiful thing. And I don't think there's an

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adult equivalent that I can think of.

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Now.

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I know when. Now, I know when that TV came

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rolling into school. When then when that TV came rolling

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into the classroom, that teacher hungover?

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Well, it also it makes you guess if he's a

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gym teacher, that's a dodgeball day.

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It's a dodgeball day, and you probably just keep drinking

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and just enjoy the show.

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It makes me questioned a lot of things in my childhood.

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It really does, doesn't it. You go back, I can

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start thinking about all the different things from school and

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recess gym class? Is that the reason why the gym

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teachers thought it was so funny to make you climb

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that rope? And it wasn't just a normal rope, right,

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It was the rope that went how high all the

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way to the ceiling of a gymnasium that's like forty

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to fifty feet that is hairlously dangerous, and the only

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thing protecting you if you fell was either a other

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kids or b a gymnastics mat that's about, I don't know,

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two inches thick and at the center of it was concrete.

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Yeah, but also it makes you wonder. It's like, because

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your Fridays and they always what's the end of the week?

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Were Friday's the fun day because all the teachers had

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gone out on Thursday night?

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Yeah, because it was ladies night and most teachers that

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we grew up with were female.

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Or or the gym coaches were single males. Absolutely, and

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they're tight polyestra shorts.

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I'm to think of it. I think you're right, Trey.

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Some of the games that we played in gym and

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in recess don't sound like games that a sober person

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would come up with, dodgeball being one of them. But

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there was one game that actually I think is even

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more sadistic than dodgeball, and that's wallball. Wallball is the

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one where it's a it's basically a firing squad with

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a red playground ball. That's definitely a game that a

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inebraated person came up with. Let's put a bunch of

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kids up against a wall and have them throw red

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playground balls at each other. Bonus points that they get

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hit in the face.

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I don't think I ever played wall ball. Was that

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something that they did in the Orphanage?

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I guess that was part of the orphans game Here,

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I was thinking it was.

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Normalouse on air, Duncow.

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Do you guys have like a beautiful roof color brochure

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H Dana Mally here along with Trey Trendholm and Raj

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Sharma on Thursday, January thirtieth, twenty twenty five, coming off

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of the teacher in Wisconsin that was recently arrested for

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maxing out of breathalyzer at point four. Didn't even know

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that you could do that, but I guess it makes

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sense because if you're any higher than that, there's no

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reason for the machine to go higher. All it really

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needs to know is that you're over the legal limit.

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The judge not only told told the man that you

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shouldn't be alive, but basically told him that lesser people

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would be dead. That's the kind of number you hit

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when you are, in fact an alcoholic. Like this is

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a guy who stayed, who not only did not die

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while maxing out a breathalyzer, but he managed to take

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his kid to school ironically got him there in one piece.

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After he dropped the kid off at school, he runs

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into somebody in a car accident, leaves a scene, and

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then manages to get himself to school to teach that day.

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Yeah. That's the amazing thing is that he maintained some

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semblance of functionality. Yeah.

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I think a lot of that is muscle memory. I

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really do. Like, I don't think you're doing your taxes.

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Yeah, but most humans would be night night at a

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certain point. Yeah.

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I think he was close though, because when they administered

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the four different field sobriety tests at the school gymnasium,

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which a bet was fun. Hopefully they didn't have the

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students watching. Prosecutors say he failed all four of them,

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including counting and walking, which if you gets out the breathalyzer,

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there's really no surprise there.

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Yeah.

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All right, speaking of being absolutely drunk, let's talk about

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the Dallas Cowboys, shall we. So the other day the

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Dallas Cowboys.

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Announced what, hang on a second, we're talking We've got cowboys.

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Yeah, we're gonna talk a little bit about our team,

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the Cowboys.

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Okay, there we go.

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You gotta make sure that on our cameras you change

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your background too. Dumpster fire, that's right, that's the that's Tracey, A.

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Big flaming dumpster fire. Not just you know, you know,

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a single bag in the dumpster. No, no, fully engulfed,

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blazed like.

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A southern California dumpster.

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Yes, gotcha.

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So that is how you could describe the Dallas Cowboys franchise,

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not from a business side, because they're making tons of money,

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but from an actual product side, which is the football

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they are not good and have not been for most

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of the years of the last thirty years.

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And let's be honest of and especially in the last year,

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have tied up hundreds of millions of dollars in two

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players that were both, even when healthy, below average and

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regressed as a franchise dramatically.

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The two players you're talking about are Dak Prescott and

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Ceedee Lamb.

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probably the most valuable person on the team and left

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that somewhat chance now in Michael Parsons gotcha.

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hasn't even started yet because he kind of played the

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Super Bowl first. But the Cowboys did part ways with

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head coach Mike McCarthy and they decided, after a very

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shallow search of a head coach replacement, to hire from

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within their offensive coordinator, Brian Schottenheimer.

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Martin he's never called a play. He's never called a

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play in his life.

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head coach. You don't have to call the plays, you

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just you just got to be the guy that's in

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charge of stuff, or in this case, the guy that's

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kind of there to be puppeteered by Jerry. So anyway,

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the Cowboys announced Brian Schottenheimer as the new head coach

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of the Cowboys, and pretty much all of Cowboys Nation

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was displeased, and so they got to answer questions about

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that from the media, to which Jerry Jones had one

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of his more interesting and colorful replies to fans and

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media questioning the hiring of Brian Schottenheimer as the new

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head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

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There's a very low percentage of this that is smiles

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and glory holes, very low percentage.

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I think it's fair that before Jerry and Steven start

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talking to the media, they should blow into a breathalyzer.

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Nah nah like here. And this is where the Cowboys

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franchise just discussed me even more is because after the

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first time Jerry used the glory whole thing. Okay, I

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get it, that's an old man term first time, and

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you caught a bunch of flack. This time. He's doing

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it on purpose. That and that is the whole problem

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with Jerry. This is all about pr This has nothing

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to do with with the product on the fields. All

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he wants the publicity.

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I'm starting to believe that the Jones family, and especially

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Jerry Jones, is the biggest troll of Cowboys fans that

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there is, and that includes the Eagles fan base.

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I believe, I.

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Believe Jerry Jones is a bigger troll to Cowboys fans

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than Eagles fans are.

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And that's saying something. It's like the it's it is.

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It is like the ultimate abusive relationship. He knows, he

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knows the fans will come back, and so he will, Yeah,

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buy a hat, Yeah, oh you fell down again?

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Come to the games party pad? Is there only forty

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nine dollars? This year is our year?

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Don't make me do it again.

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That's not the actual score of the game. In our minds,

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the Cowboys won. And I say that because if this

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sounds like gaslighting, it is. And here's Stephen Jones doing.

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If you've heard the term gaslight and you're not really

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sure what it is, I'm going to give you a

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very good example of it in the wild from Stephen

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Jones of the Dallas Cowboys. This is at a press conference.

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This is at the press conference when they were introducing

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Brian Schottenheimer as the new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys,

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and Stephen Jones was asked about the drought or the

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lack of postseason success that the Cowboys have had in

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the last thirty years. Probably helps if I unmute the audio. There,

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hang on, here we go.

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Obviously, we're also evaluating where it didn't go right, you know,

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in terms of you know, this drought that people say

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we're in, in terms of a championship game or a

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Super Bowl.

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I'm gonna play that again just for effect, But when

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he says drought is when he uses the fingers to

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do the air quotes.

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Obviously, we're also evaluating where it didn't go right, you know,

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in terms of you know, this drought that people.

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Say we're in in terms of a championship game or

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a super Bowl. Look, I've seen people misuse air quotes

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a lot because they don't know exactly how to do

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it properly. And in this case, uh, Stephen Jones either

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doesn't know how to do it properly or he is

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outright trying to gaslight Cowboys fans, which I think is

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the case because Jerry's also said it that, hey, yeah,

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we haven't won a Super Bowl, we have not been

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to a title game in you know, twenty eight years,

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but we've we've we've won a lot the games, so

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we've been close.

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The the rest, I'm sorry, the Commanders have been the

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biggest even they for twenty five years the Cowboys had

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safe Harvard because the Commanders were always a bigger dumpster fire.

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Daniel Snyder was always a worse a far worse owner

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and seemingly far worse human being. One year after the

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you know, and their second season under new ownership, with

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the Cowboys old defensive coordinator and some some first round picks,

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they made it to the NFC Championship, a place the

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Cowboys have not gone since what ninety six?

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Mm hmm, yeah, one year turnaround, you know.

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That's and they say that that the Schottenheimer pick was

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Steven and Jerry Junior's pick not not now, And I

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don't know if that's them taking heat for for for

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Jerry or if because at one point they said Stephen

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was was it was the voice of reason in that

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in that organization, that he understood the salary cap everything else.

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But now has he has has Jerry if you yeah,

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it is is Jerry Emperor Palpatine and he's just gonna

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and now he's just drawn people to the dark side.

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He has absolutely sucked Stephen Jones over to the dark side.

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If and you're right trail. At some point there was

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hope among Cowboys Nation that Stephen Jones would bring uh,

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some new leadership, some common sense, some balance to the force,

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some balance to the force. And instead they flipped him

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like Anakin. And now we've got now we've got you know,

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Emperor and Vader.

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Yeah if, no hope, none, not even not even little

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little baby Yoda. There's just it's it's and you know,

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here's the problem is. And this was proven in the

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last seveon, even with Cooper Rush at the Helm and

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and when the Cowboys won two games in a row,

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people start buying tickets again that the sheep just keep

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coming back, like.

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Right back to the slaughter.

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Go Eagles. Mm hmm.

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I'm not going that far. I'm I'm all in on

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the Kansas City Swifties.

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Yeah. Go hey, you know what, either way, because the

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former team that used to that, that used to be

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in Dallas, now Yo has a superior product. Go Commandos,

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Go Eagles, go Chiefs, go go anything.

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Just anything but the Cowboys, not the Jaguars. I mean,

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come on, but well, let I don't think we fit

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that rockbottom just yet.

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Dan and Trey along with you inside the Treehouse Todate

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January thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Tray, do you think Texas

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is a good state or a bad state when it

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comes to being single? I'm asking you because you live

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in Texas and you're single. Is Texas at good bad

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state to be single?

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I'd say overall, it's probably a good state to be single.

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All right, Well, congratulations on the list of worst states

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for singles. In a recent study, Texas did not make

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the list, so you know, yeah, yes, yay. So which

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states did make the list of worst states to be single.

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I'm glad you asked. Recent study found Florida is actually

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the top state for singles. Okay, but the top states,

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I'm sorry. The worst states to be single are West Virginia.

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They say in West Virginia, the average marriage stretches an

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impressive twenty two point six years. But if you're single,

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don't expect it to be easy. One of the oldest

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populations in the country and limited opportunities for younger folks.

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It's slim pickens in the mountain state. Following what Virginia,

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what is it? Trae cousins, I think you're going to

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notice a theme among the worst states to be single.

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To be single in the United States, Number two, North Dakota.

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Just lack of population. No one wants to live.

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There, Arkansas cousins, Alaska, no one wants to live there,

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lack of options, Kentucky cousins, Wyoming.

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People want to live there. But yeah, sparsely populated.

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South Dakota.

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Just a hair better than North Dakota.

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Also lack of population. Hawaii.

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Yeah, I think that.

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Yeah, I think that one is sort of the curveball.

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You would think single in Hawaii would be decent.

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Actually, it's funny because, uh, I have never been to Hawaii,

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but everyone, especially any single people i've that I know

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that I've ever gone there, said it sucks because Hawaii

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is very expensive to live there, and so it's it's

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almost all married people. So it's it's a lack of

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options deal.

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It's so Hawaii is also lack of options like Alaska,

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both Dakota's okay. New Mexico is another horrible state to

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be single the.

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Lack of options.

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According to some studies, New Mexico has the highest number

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of single adults, but it ranks near the bottom for

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online dating opportunities, which begs the question why aren't the

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single people dating? Apparently they have bigger problems to worry about.

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The third lowest media and household income, the highest crime rate,

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Safety and stability come first, So low income, high crime rate.

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Add that to the challenge of spotty internet access, it's

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one of the worst states for connectivity. So and considering

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how finding a new person to date, the most popular

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way you do that now is through online situations. That

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makes New Mexico a pain in the ass. Another state

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that makes the worst states to be single in South Carolina, say.

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It, Trey, I mean the Cousins show that that actually

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surprises me because you've got beach.

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Mm hmm.

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I guess there's no really major urban and Charleston's wonderful.

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Dating opportunities are slim there. Apparently it's a few single adults,

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limited online dating options, and you throw in also a

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high crime rate. Dating feels like dodging creeps instead of

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Cupid's arrows. According to Yahoo. Also another state on the

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worst states to be single in Mississippi, cousins in Mississippi.

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The state's not the only thing that's burned. Also Kansas.

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So have you noticed the vast majority of the states

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where it sucks to be single?

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Southern states?

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Yeah, southern or cold as bleep.

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You would think in colder environments that that might actually

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be a good recipe for romance. You need to get

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together for some body heat kind of a thing, but

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apparently not.

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Uh yeah, extremely rural uh Southern, which we really don't

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think about it much today, but there are still lots

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of places that have spotty, if none no internet access.

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So and if that's the way to find love these days,

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it makes sense that we saw the story that we

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did last week where the the man thought his best

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chance at love was with the nostril of a horse.

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It's not that he's sick, it's just a lack of option.

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Dan and Trey with you inside the Treehouse Show today

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January Thursday, January thirty A, twenty twenty five. There we go.

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All I gotta do is just you know, remember the day.

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That's all I gotta do. It really should be, you know,

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something small, but it turns out it could be difficult.

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All right, Trey, have you ever tried the carnivore diet?

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What's what's the difference between carnivore diet like Atkins diet.

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I don't know, Okay, I think I think they're extremely similar.

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My understanding of the carnivore diet is very much like Atkins,

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where it's all animal based things that you're eating like

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it's just high protein, no carbs, all that kind of stuff.

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And Atkins diet is high protein, high fat using and

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no carbohydrates, therefore using your stored fat as energy to

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you know, lose weight. And the carnivore diet is supposed

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to be similar.

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Go ahead. I tried Atkins back in the show days

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when Russ got on it, and at one point most

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you know, other people on the show lost a bunch

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of weight. I tried it a little bit. I got

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00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:48.240
really tired of it really quick. And the other problem

472
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.079
with any of those is a lot of times the

473
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:53.799
many people get off of them, they blow up like

474
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:56.880
a balloon because then your body is just it gets

475
00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:59.839
carbs and it stores them. Now, in general, I try

476
00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:06.559
to eat a low carb diet. You know, meat and

477
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.960
a vegetable is generally my dinner every night.

478
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:14.720
But right, well, the carnivor diet kind of depending on

479
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:18.759
how you do it it. Some people take people take

480
00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:21.880
things to extremes. And one guy did that with a

481
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:25.440
carnivore diet. He was in his mid forties and his

482
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:30.640
diet consisted of meat, fat, and dairy only, and he

483
00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:34.960
did this for quite a while. The problem is he

484
00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:37.519
did it too much, because he showed up at a Tampa,

485
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:41.400
Florida hospital with ooze emanating from yellowish nodes on the

486
00:32:41.480 --> 00:32:45.000
palms of his hands, elbows, and the soles of his feet.

487
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:48.880
The man told doctors he'd adopted a carnivore diet eight

488
00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:52.920
months ago, explaining that his daily intake was made up

489
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:56.720
of entire sticks of butter, six to nine pounds of cheese,

490
00:32:56.960 --> 00:33:03.920
and hamburger patties. The carnivore diet, which involves consuming only

491
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:06.599
animal bride products such as meat, eggs, and dairy, it's

492
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:10.759
gained popularity in fitness circles. Devotees claim that pure protein,

493
00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:14.119
no vegetable lifestyle has helped them shed weight and improve

494
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:17.400
their overall health. This guy, though, took it to an

495
00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:21.160
extreme where he was eating and I can't believe this

496
00:33:21.319 --> 00:33:24.519
is real, entire sticks of butter, six to nine pounds

497
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:27.160
of cheese, and hamburger patties daily.

498
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:30.480
Yeah.

499
00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:33.559
He claimed he lost weight and saw improvements in his

500
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:36.799
energy levels and cognitive function. But his skin, that's a

501
00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:40.319
totally different story. The ooze had been affecting him for

502
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:45.079
nearly a month before he sought treatment. Guys, look, don't

503
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:49.000
hold out going to the doctor. If something is drastically

504
00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:52.880
different and something is happening to you that is not normal.

505
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:55.519
If you're oozing something, go to the doctor.

506
00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:59.759
I think that right there, you can isolate that and

507
00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:04.240
just go. If you are oozing, seek medical attention.

508
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:05.039
M hm.

509
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:12.119
Regardless of the circumstances. The human body generally does not use.

510
00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:13.880
No unless something's wrong.

511
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:14.400
Yes.

512
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:15.599
Uh.

513
00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:22.199
Doctors revealed that the butter man's total cholesterol Hang on, Trey,

514
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:25.159
do you know what the normal healthy cholesterol level is?

515
00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:28.800
I want to say they keep revising it, but I

516
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:30.679
want to say this point in time, it's like one

517
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:33.280
fifty is the the number.

518
00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:37.719
That according to this a healthy cholesterol level is two

519
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:43.400
hundred milligrams per de leader whatever mg slash deal all right,

520
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:51.360
high is two forty. This man's total cholesterol exceeded one thousand.

521
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:57.199
Jeez, what.

522
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:05.239
That is five times over what's considered healthy, four times

523
00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:11.679
higher than what's considered high. I'm gonna say this again.

524
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:21.559
If you are oozing something, god to the doctor. And

525
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.440
you know the fine print on health and nutrition things

526
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:26.920
when it says do things in moderation, this is what

527
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.519
they're talking about. You can have a high protein diet

528
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:31.800
where you eat neat cheese, eggs and dairy and such,

529
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.880
but not six to nine pounds of cheese per day,

530
00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:39.480
not entire sticks of butter. No, I'm trying to think,

531
00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:42.400
I mean, unless you want to become featured at the

532
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:43.199
State Fair.

533
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:47.440
Like I recently. I mean, over the last year, I

534
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:50.360
started using butter more. I had tried to avoid it,

535
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:52.400
but then you started reading some of the things its

536
00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:56.400
like butter. Probably maybe I don't want to give out

537
00:35:56.400 --> 00:35:58.400
medical advice, but butter seems to have gotten a bad

538
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:03.440
rap yep in moderation. But I probably you so a

539
00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:04.920
thing of you know, buy a thing of the butter.

540
00:36:05.079 --> 00:36:09.000
That's four sticks. I probably buy a thing of butter

541
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:11.239
every four to six weeks.

542
00:36:11.719 --> 00:36:15.159
Okay, So you're so you're not oozing.

543
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:18.840
I know I'm not not using then you're probably okay,

544
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:19.320
I think.

545
00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:19.440
So.

546
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:21.000
Yeah, And what are you gonna do?

547
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:21.400
Tree?

548
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:24.239
If you start oozing, I'm going to seek medical attention.

549
00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:29.719
That's a good idea. Not all of our ideas are stupid.

550
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.360
In here, you're in there.

551
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:49.360
Listen US online and treuse on air dot com. You're

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557
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right here inside the treehouse. Wow man, all right, Today

559
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:22.880
is Thursday January thirty, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with

560
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:28.679
some birthdays, shall we. We'll start out today with Wilmer Valderama.

561
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:31.320
He is forty five today. Trey, you and I know

562
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:36.119
him best as Fez on that seventies show, probably, but

563
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:41.360
his career has had a resurgence as Nick Torres on

564
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:46.920
n CIS. Yes, Trey, do you watch any of the

565
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.679
NCIS shows or like the Chicago cop shows or any

566
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:51.239
of that stuff?

567
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:57.360
So I'm for a while watched NCIS when Mark Harmon

568
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:04.639
was on there and what's the guy's name, Michael Weatherley?

569
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.559
I think it was the guy's name, and some of

570
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:12.519
that original cast. But and it's not that it's it's

571
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:15.679
bad now, it's a good show. But after a while

572
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:18.480
I just moved on to other things. Uh, for a while,

573
00:38:18.519 --> 00:38:22.199
I watched n c I s l A with ll

574
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:26.079
cool J, and again just kind of moved on to

575
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:30.280
other things. Have not gotten into any of the Chicago shows.

576
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.880
I've seen a couple. They're they're good, they're they're good shows,

577
00:38:33.320 --> 00:38:36.800
but I don't I don't have that much viewing time.

578
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:42.119
Uh, those shows are always on TV. When I'm at

579
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:44.159
the gym. It's like one of the TV's is usually

580
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:48.000
on ESPN, and there's another TV that's usually on I

581
00:38:48.039 --> 00:38:50.519
think it's USA or TBS, So it's one of those

582
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:55.239
rerun shows of cop things, whether it's Lawn Order SVU, which,

583
00:38:55.320 --> 00:38:56.880
let me tell you, that's fun to look up when

584
00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:58.559
you're on the elliptical and look up at the TV

585
00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:02.440
and they're talking about incest on television on SVU. That's

586
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:05.880
great programming. But I'll occasionally look up and I'll see

587
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:08.599
Wilmer Valdorama on there because n cis rerun is on.

588
00:39:08.639 --> 00:39:11.480
It's happy birthday to him. He is forty five today.

589
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.440
I'm sure he'll celebrate by introducing a new Hollywood starlet

590
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:16.079
to his bedroom.

591
00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:18.000
I was about to say, he's a that's we've known

592
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:19.360
as quite the ladies man too.

593
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:22.000
Yeah, I mean Lindsay, I mean they were they were

594
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:24.880
like all a lot of the young starlets from the

595
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:28.880
like the mid two thousands, Their their their paths to

596
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:30.880
stardom went through his bedroom.

597
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:34.360
It seemed well and willingly, unlike one of his other

598
00:39:34.440 --> 00:39:35.760
co stars on that seventies show.

599
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:40.440
Yes, yeah, it's important to get consent. Yes, man, We're

600
00:39:40.519 --> 00:39:42.039
just full of great advice today, aren't we.

601
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:42.480
We are.

602
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:45.920
If you're oozing, go to the doctor and always get consent.

603
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:46.360
Uh huh.

604
00:39:48.199 --> 00:39:52.440
Other birthdays today, Christian Bale turns fifty one today. Christian

605
00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:54.840
Bale is a phenomenal actor. And I can say this

606
00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:58.480
with the utmost confidence. He is someone that I have

607
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:01.719
seen from for my ent higher life as an actor.

608
00:40:03.039 --> 00:40:04.760
I'm not as old as he is, but I still

609
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:08.079
remember him as the kid in Empire of the Sun

610
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:12.039
way back in the early eighties. He was the kid

611
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:15.280
an Empire of the Sun, and then he became back.

612
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:15.760
I know that.

613
00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:20.559
Yeah, in this head tray, in this head of mine

614
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:22.920
is tons of useless information.

615
00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:28.360
I'm not gonna argue with you on that one.

616
00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:30.679
You can't. It's kind of a retort. It's there's no

617
00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:31.920
way to come back from that statement.

618
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:36.320
Have we ever discussed this? Who's your favorite Batman?

619
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:45.639
That's tough because I'm usually and it depends person. When

620
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:53.360
it comes to most hard questions, I would probably say

621
00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:00.800
I would probably say Christian Bale encompasses some of the

622
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:04.280
things I like about other guys that played Batman, Like

623
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:09.599
I really like Michael Keaton as Batman, but the action

624
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:12.679
of it was not as good as the more updated

625
00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:16.880
Batman franchises, even though he didn't get to do it much.

626
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:22.800
Ben Affleck' Batman and the action sequences was awesome, like

627
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.880
when he face plants that dude when he's saving Superman's mama.

628
00:41:26.000 --> 00:41:29.360
That's a phenomenal fight scene. And there wasn't enough of

629
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:32.199
that with him with the DC stuff that he did

630
00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:35.320
with Snyder. So I would actually say Christian Bale because

631
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:38.559
he's the balance, He's the greatness of all the other

632
00:41:38.679 --> 00:41:39.639
guys that played Batman.

633
00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:45.719
It's funny, and Christian Bale is my number two. But

634
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:50.119
something about with age and going back, Michael Keaton is

635
00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:55.880
my favorite Batman now wow, because it those movies at

636
00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:01.519
the time we were advanced like and but he also

637
00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:06.000
it's a little more lighthearted than the darkness of the

638
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:07.000
Christian Bale character.

639
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:11.400
Despite the fact that those first two Batman movies that

640
00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:15.840
Michael Keaton did were themselves very dark and everything.

641
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:18.920
But he had, you know, a little bit of a sarcasm,

642
00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:23.199
little bit of levity to it that you know, Christian

643
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:24.679
Bale is always more serious.

644
00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:27.719
It would have been fun if you could have taken

645
00:42:28.199 --> 00:42:30.840
Michael Keaton's Batman and paired it with some of his

646
00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:33.800
other well known characters that he's played in other movies.

647
00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:36.920
Like I would like to see Michael Keaton's Batman meshed

648
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:44.239
up with his character in Multiplicity. Oh yeah, there's like

649
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:46.480
six or seven Batman and there all over the room.

650
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:51.559
One's drooling, one's trying to eat the.

651
00:42:51.599 --> 00:43:06.199
Bat you're listening to the Treehouse.

652
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:09.800
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

653
00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:22.679
You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on

654
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:23.760
air dot com.

655
00:43:26.159 --> 00:43:29.199
When you go to our website, Treehouse on Air dot com,

656
00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:33.280
you can find past shows, links, contact info and more

657
00:43:33.440 --> 00:43:36.400
all right there on our website Treehouse on Air dot com.

658
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:40.960
Visit today Treehouse on Air dot com. Dan and tray

659
00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:44.679
with you on Thursday, January thirtieth, twenty twenty five. One

660
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:46.599
more little bit of information I want to share with

661
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:49.119
you before we close up the Treehouse for today, Trey,

662
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:50.719
did you hear the big news out of North Korea

663
00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:55.119
the other day. Kim Jong un, the Supreme Leader of

664
00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:02.360
North Korea, has mandated that hot dogs and selling hot

665
00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:07.360
dogs or cooking hot dogs will land you in labor

666
00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:12.239
camps in North Korea. No more hot dogs in North Korea.

667
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:15.280
If they catch you with hot dogs in North Korea,

668
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.320
your punishment could be time and one of their infamous

669
00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:29.079
labor camps. I'm assuming that it's because Kim Jong un

670
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:32.079
once saw the hot dogs for himself and doesn't want

671
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:34.559
anyone else having them in his country. Are there just

672
00:44:34.599 --> 00:45:03.159
a shortage of dogs ins? I'm gonna go home now.

673
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:15.599
You're gonna laugh about that all damn day are. For

674
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:18.159
more information on the Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air

675
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:20.599
dot com. You can also find and follow us on

676
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.199
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677
00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:26.239
it's at Trade Trenholme One. For the show itself, It's

678
00:45:26.360 --> 00:45:29.079
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679
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:31.880
tomorrow inside the Treehouse. So