July 5, 2024

When Worlds Collide | It's FRIDAY! #44

When Worlds Collide | It's FRIDAY! #44

Fourth of July safety, where sorcery isn't a crime, who's becoming a saint, what's the Hawk Tuah Challenge,  and...BIRTHDAYS!

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Fourth of July safety, where sorcery isn't a crime, who's becoming a saint, what's the Hawk Tuah Challenge, and...BIRTHDAYS!

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About the show: The Treehouse is a comedy podcast about all things stupid. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy of their everyday lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and come laugh with us inside the

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treehouse. On a Friday, July
fifth, twenty twenty four. I hope

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you had a happy and of course
safe Fourth of July, and if you

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did celebrating, I really hope that
it was in a safe manner, unlike

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I'm sure most of our Fourth of
julys as children that were the opposite of

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safe. In fact, I'm pretty
sure Osha was invented because of the childhood

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endangerment that happened in the eighties while
celebrating the Fourth of July in my backyard.

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Not sure about you, guys,
but I would imagine Trade was similar,

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especially considering he too lived in the
country for a spell living in Mesquite.

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I imagine you saw some dangerous things
around the Port of July. Man,

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I had a blank cat exploat in
my hand. Nice, I had

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an explode in mind. I've had
an airbag exploding mine. I've been stuck

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in a rocket closet. I've been
stuck in the gate tent. Du What

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I'm just gonna stop different was the
one I have? I have a storied

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past. What was the last one? U? I remember that? Not

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as well? As I do gay
tent Alex Alex radio bits were different in

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the in the early to mid two
thousands than they are these days, gotcha

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because mainly because consent is now a
major thing in society, whereas back then

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not as much. Yeah, nothing, nothing that extreme. I was I

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had a black Cat in my hand, and we had propped the screen door

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open, like the front of the
door. We had the door and then

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the glass door that I was there, and I propped the glass door open,

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did not realize it had shut after
the last black cat explosion, and

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I want to throw a black Cat
out on the porch, and my hand

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hit the glass and it was just
far enough away from my hand that when

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it exploded, I felt it.
But then I just got a little black

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soot. Now, how did it
exploded in my hand closed fist? I'm

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assuming I would have what's the name
of the of the giant who's missing fingers

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because of that exact reason, Oh
the Giants player that was here, Paul,

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Yeah, yeah, so I would
have I would have lost, I

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would have been I would have been
pinky thumbed. So how old were you?

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Probably like twelve, so around the
age of twelve, celebrating the fourth

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of July. You held a black
cat in your hand and it exploded.

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Do you think maybe you think maybe
Sammy Davis Junior was mad because you were

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holding him against his will. Man, Oh, he's a black cat.

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I get it. I got to
I'm picking up witch puting now. Yeah,

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that's a throwback. That's a throwback
a long time our long time listeners

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are going to really appreciate that.
I think back on it because my dad

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liked to drink gym Beam and uhlways
had the big one point seventy five and

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so that that was you know,
always emptied the bottle of gym Beam and

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then we'd go out and fire works. Okay, now that's awesome. There

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was an exploitive that I wanted to
put before that, but you know what

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it is. Oh yeah, uh
he would what time would he start the

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one point seventy five? Oh?
I mean he wouldn't like polish off a

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bottle in a day or anything,
but that was always I mean, he

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would either save one or or if
one was low, you know, he

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would. My dad was not.
My dad always said if he had not

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met my stepmother, he would have
become an alcoholic. But yoh, so

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he would just have, you know, a couple. It was just in

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my experience of which it is fairly
extensive over the last handful of years,

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drinking an entire handle of anything in
one day is not good for you.

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You really scientifically, you think I
can't speak scientifically. I'm just speaking anecdotally.

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I just know what I've seen and
what I've smelled. Yeah, I

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think I was in Vegas many many
many years ago and between me and my

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feature actor who wasn't a whiskey guy, who he had like a couple and

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we did the one seventy five in
like forty eight hours like that was and

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he only had a couple out of
that. The rest of it was all

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me and even and that was that
was enough to where I was like,

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Okay, like I gotta stop for
a minute, because that is a that's

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a bit too much. Yeah,
I will say though, Trey's dad working

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through a handle of Jim Beam on
the fourth July sets the tone I think

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for the celebration to come, and
Trey, I'm wondering if if you celebrated

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in the similar fashion I did,
and that was by being the designated lighter

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and followed up with my father screaming
now run. Yeah, that's pretty much.

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Uh, you know, I I've
one thing of the trendhole men,

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is that we're all pyramaniacs. I'm
glad to see that runs in the family.

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But yeah, Dad would make sure, you know, we would have

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something so to lean the bottle against. So you know, it kind of

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wasn't going straight up but kind of
away from us, you know, safety

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first. Of course, it was
always paying attention while the lawn dark game

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was happening. The only thing I
remember is my mother though we got Roman

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candles and we're Indian folks. We
don't do this stuff. I thought there

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were fireworks and stuff on on.
Yeah, but there's people that do that,

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Like I mean, you have like
what they're called crackers. They're like

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black cats. So they come in
a big giant string, like a big

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giant like like one hundred two hundred, three hundred five hundred pack, and

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then at the very end it's a
long wick so that you can do of

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white dudes, yes, that we'd
like to light on fire. I don't

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blame you with you know, with
the British occupation for something. That's why

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that's why more people should invite Indian
people over four fourth of July. We

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have so much in common. If
you don't believe me, ask the British.

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But uh so you get the big
one. But it has like a

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very lengthy string so you can light
it like as far like ten feet away

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from you. You can light that
wick and then it'll go down and it'll

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set all those off. But like
the big explosion stuff, like there's people

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that do that in India, Like
they have the big like the fireworks,

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you see it like a fair park
or kaboom town. Yeah, there's people

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dead native for that. But we
got the Roman candles because in in Texas,

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they'll just give them to you as
a child. Yeah, you don't

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need any training, that's for me. That's how you learned. Yeah,

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was playing with the Roman candles and
pointing them at each other in fiery.

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We set up roadside stands just to
make sure we can get fireworks to everyone.

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And what's what's more patriotic than the
freedom to buy pirup technic explosive materials

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as a seven year old. That's
exactly right. Some people lose their loved

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ones to war, some people lose
them to fireworks. So it's still a

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sacrifice. I believe it's still a
rockets, red glare and bob bursting in

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the air to the instead of a
rifle. The boots go next to a

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jim Bean bottle. No shot left
behind. But my mom had the Roman

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candle turned the wrong way. Luckily, she was talking to somebody and she

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kind of set her hand down so
it was going. It didn't hit her,

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It just went straight back to the
people that were not expecting giant balls

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of fire to come at them,
so that was hilarious. Then she did

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the thing that everybody should do in
that situation is drop it and run forward.

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So then it hit the ground and
everybody that was sitting on the blankets

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were then kind of it was hilarious
to watch. People were just diving left

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and right. I've seen videos like
that online. Those are among my favorites.

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But the other thing I'm learning through
this is that something else, obviously

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that we have as Americans with the
Indians, is not only kicking the British

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out of our country, but doing
so with the element of surprise. We

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didn't use any surprise. We just
kind of just wore them down, and

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four hundred and fifty years later they
left. You guys actually had muskets and

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and fortitude. We're just like gorilla
warfare. Yeah, we're just like we'll

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polite them to death. That's an
interesting tactic. Yeah, okay, that's

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so obviously to brush up on my
history, we used uh, you know,

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gerrilla warfare tactics and the revolutionary war
popping out of bushes and stuff.

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Whereas where is in India? You
just made them so bored they just wanted

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to go home. We just reminded
them, how, you know, it's

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like it's so hot here, how
is it there? And like, you

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know, it's really nice, you
should go back and see some family.

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And that's how we got them all
to just just wore them down. Over

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four hun and fifty years, we
did have some pretty amazing freedom fighters,

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but for the uh, but you
also sent them home with food and and

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we went there in open restaurants for
them, and they let us and then

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we just kept going. And now
Patail is the most common surname in all

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of the UK. So that actually
is an interesting way to go. It's

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it's it's the infiltration going back the
other way, that's exactly right. So

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that's why I date with white women. Is I'm a patriot? Oh I

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thought you were going to say it
was payback. Well, yes, that's

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when I'm saying. I'm an Indian
patriot at heart. So I will take

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it out on one white girl at
a time. What for my people?

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What happens? What happens if she's
white but she's like got Swedish heritage?

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You canna say that. I mean, hey, there's nothing wrong with banging

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an ally. You know what I
mean? It doesn't always have to be

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an enemy. Damn, fair point. I got you're listening to the Treehouse.

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three cook DFW the website cookdfw dot
com. It is the day after the

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fourth of July. I hope you
had a wonderful time. And I'm wondering

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what was fourth of July like when
you were a kid? Was it was

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it a light and run like it
was for me? Fourth of July was

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like an exciting holiday. I think
Fourth of July and Halloween when you're a

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kid is just so fun. I
mean, it's just like the fireworks,

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you know. Back then, you
know, fireworks weren't like like everything else

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that we're dealing with right now.
It wasn't like this, you're gonna shoot

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your eye out kid. You know. It was kind of like we literally

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would have bottle rocket you know,
folk wars. We would throw black casts

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at each other. One of us
will get one of those big roly ball

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looking fireworks and throw it, you
know, and see how much stuff you

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could blow up. I don't know. It was just we never thought about

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getting hurt. That never snuck into
our mind. It was just the fun

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of crap blowing up. Yeah,
no, I get it. It was

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the fun of blowing up your friends. Yes, it was like, Okay,

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if I hit him, that's gonna
be like awesome, you know.

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Yeah. But now you as an
adult and a business owner of a very

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prestigious roofing company, now you're thinking, hey, shoot those fireworks all up

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and down that roof, because you
should probably get a phone call today tomorrow

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people coming out and going, hey, I think I had a few fireworks

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land on my roof. Could you
come take a look called Daniell let him

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come take a look at that house
to make sure it's fine for the remainder

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of the summer. Eight three three
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fun and important things to get to
today, including from gamer to Saint two

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worlds have collided and I'll tell you
where Sorcery is not a criminal offense.

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But first birthdays on this Friday,
July fifth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays

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today from Lady A formerly Lady Mtebellum. The country group Dave Haywood is forty

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one play the polyd on Jersey Sure
his name Paul del Vecchio, He is

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forty four today. Uh the singer
for Lifehouse, Smash Hit, Hanging by

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a Moment all the way back.
That was ninety nine, two thousand,

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somewhere in that range. Jason Wade, he is forty four today R and

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B star Joe is fifty. Yeah, you can't. You can't be an

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R and B star in today's R
and B world with a name like Joe

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unless it's spelled weird or something,
just a Jay maybe, but it's pronounced

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Joe. Yeah, yeah, I
remember Joe. He was a he had

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he had the ladies swimming mm hmm. Yeah, they don't have and and

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there is there still R and B? Is there? Does there is there

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still a category of such? I
don't know of anybody. I know,

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there's all the nostalgia tours of them, but like, you can't, like

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we had good R and B names
back in the day, like Keith Sweat,

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Come on now, I mean he's
he's yeah, Jo Deasy, I'll

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be sure. I love. Yeah, maybe the name there, but the

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talent was certainly there. I don't
know. I haven't really, I don't

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think there are any like R and
B traditional R and B current artists.

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Yeah, it's just ugly mumble rappers. Now that's that's the that's the that's

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what people like is the well we
can't understand them, but aren't they great?

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But yeah, but like then with
like the names now like we've got

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little YACHTI like, wasn't the goal
when you became a rapper to have a

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big yachty? Like isn't that the
you wanted to? Like you wanted to

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have a big boat. And then
like a little oozy, don't you want

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to? Yeah, don't you loaded, buddy? I don't want a little

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losy. If I'm fighting somebody like
you take a little loosy, I'm like,

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well I'm dead. Have y'all seen
the clip and I've I don't know

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if it's real or not. That's
but of the deaf rapper, yes,

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sound it's Africa's first deaf rapper.
Deaf and mute, none of your don't

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leave that out because Marleon Man can
still talk. Uh he is he's a

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deaf mute rapper. How does that
work? You have to watch the clip

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and also no interpreter, So is
he is he doing him? Like?

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Is he signing or is he just
no, he's deaf and mute, so

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he's just going like full hip hop. Helen Keller. Yes, without the

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blind I will have to Uh,
I'll have to look that up with uh

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huh what he can he can see
what he's doing. Helen Keller blind,

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deaf and mute. Oh, that's
right, this one just deaf mute.

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It's really good. It's uh so
he's he's got a leg up on Helen

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Keller. Then yeah, uh,
groundbreaking is what I would call it.

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Earth shattering. Oh, I figure
groundbreaking was his first job. Well,

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earth shattering is a second, I
promise you when you hear it. Other

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birthdays today. Edie Falco famously played
carmelo soprano on The Sopranos is sixty one

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today. Mark Cohen won a Grammy
for Best New Artist in nineteen ninety one

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thanks to his single Walking in Memphis. Then he disappeared for years until he's

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stuck his head out in public in
August of two thousand and five, only

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to get shot in the head during
an attempted carjacking. He survived, but

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then went back in his hole and
has not been seen again. And finally,

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Huey Lewis from Huey Lewis and the
News is seventy four today, one

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of the great all time soundtracks Back
to the Future and yeah, it's Power

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of Love. Oh yeah, Jacob's
latter was what There was their big hit

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album, and I was a big
hughe loosen news fan. I was hoping

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that they would have a farewell tour, but I haven't heard any news.

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See what I no really tough crowd. Hey you went black Cat with Sammy

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Davis. I did, but because
of your joke, I went to death

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and you will not be deaf and
blind? Blind? That's what it is.

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And do you have it? Because
I can see your face? And

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here we go, Dan? Are
you ready all right? What's this guy's

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name? Is it baba something?
Ooem baba? That's right? Okay,

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here you go. Are you ready
all right? So deaf and mute African

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rapper mc baba, that is correct. No interpreter, sick beat, sicker

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vocals. It just sounds like someone
put a beat to their screen therapy.

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Yeah, it's three and a half
more minutes of that. No, every

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song is that? Does he have
any love ballads? Do you want to

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hear it a little bit? I
want to know his romantic side. Sounds

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like it's more of a muffled Yeah, I gotta figure out. I gotta

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figure out this is This is not
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an album or rapping or anything.
This is just audio of a guy passing

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a kidney stone. Yes, uh
that or he is uh he is Africa's

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number one falcon callar. I'm surprised
in the middle of all the video,

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like birds just didn't start landing.
Maybe he's saving that for the chorus and

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his new album, Flight of the
Eagles. It's just him being carried away.

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you as a kid in the in the

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my my grandparents, my mom's parents are

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I'll ever fully recover from hearing mc
baba, which I'm not sure how they

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know his name is mc baba because
it doesn't sound like he can say any

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bees. Yeah, that's my favorite. My buddy Jerry Bedknob, he's a.

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He's in the forty year old version. He's a Indian the f a

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goat. Oh yeah, yeah,
he's a. He's a really good friend

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of my used to bring him up
on stage and introduce him as my dad.

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But he has the best joke ever. He's like meta kid. I

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met a deaf kid named David.
Why why do deaf kids have names?

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Like? Who is that for?
They'll never hear it. I'm going to

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see if I can still use my
ASL to if I can remember how to

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do the alphabet to do David.
That's d A ideep. Yeah, but

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he's like it's like one. It
was like they're never going to be like

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a deaf kid walking in front of
and be like Mike, Mike, Oh

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yeah. They needed something for the
birth certificate, so he got baba.

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That might have been the word he
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And that's just what's stuck. I
just don't know how you go, like

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how you get hype, Like you
know what, I've got two tickets of

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that mc baba show. You you
have earplugs? Are you guys ready?

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Speaking of shows? Two worlds collided
this past weekend. One uh, and

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there are two very large worlds.
Two very large worlds collided. One I'm

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speaking figuratively and two I'm speaking literally
because last weekend in Nashville, at John

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bon Jovi's new bar, Shaquillo Neil
met the Hawk to a girl. M

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wow. They hung out a little
bit, apparently. Shaquille O'Neil, for

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those that don't know, is his
side hustle is djang He's a club DJ.

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So. As part of the big
grand opening for John bon Jovi's new

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place in Nashville, Shaquille O'Neil was
there to bring down the house on the

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ones and the twos. And I
don't know if Hawk to a Girl was

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there as part of a promotional appearance
or it's just because she just bar hops

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on in Nashville every weekend, which
is very possible. But I do have

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a little snippet for you that of
the moment when Shaquille O'Neil brought uh,

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the Hawk to a girl on stage
to share the to share the limelight,

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just a moment. We'll bring this
audio up because as you said, you

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said earlier, j that uh,
uh, how hot to a girl is?

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You know, riding this wave of
fame for everything it is worth.

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Yes, you know what. It
may be a one trick pony show,

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but it run with it while you
can. Yeah, and then you're gonna

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and then and then it's gonna fade, and it's then it's gonna be a

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one trick donkey show and then it's
just gonna I think that was immediately after

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the set that Shack played. It
sure felt like it. I'm sure it

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did the uh because that's what I
thought when I saw the photo the other

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day of Shaquille O'Neil hanging out with
the Hawk to a Girl. Uh,

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it was Okay, well, okay, Shaq has met the Hawk to a

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girl, and it's what I'm now
calling the Hawk to a challenge. Let's

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see, let's see how much spit
you got, honey. She's going to

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be sponsored by some sort of electroly
like drink. Stay as hydrated as the

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Hawk to a girl on a Saturday
night. If that's not in the works,

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yeah, everybody, everybody in promotional
marketing needs to be fired. And

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then she was at some there was
some country concert that she was out where

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they brought her up on stage because
at first it thought it was a guest

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appearance, but it turns out she
was in fear of her life and security

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put her on stage so that she
wouldn't be harassed. Oh yes, that's

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what the new spin on It is, so as opposed to she was or

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paid to be there or yeah,
or it's something along those lines. Yeah

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yeah, but now they were like, no, no, she wasn't paid

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to be there. She was in
fear of her life. She was very

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appropriately dressed for the event in uh, knee high cowboy boots and white short

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shorts, white shirt, white cowboy
hat. That's that standard girl outfit at

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country shows. MM hm. So, I don't know if she was in

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fear of her life or if she
was actually just paid to be there,

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but they're putting some nice spin on
it. Yeah. I saw an interview

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with her. I think I barstool
Sports are outkicked, but she actually comes

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across very nice and down to earth. I mean, yeah, but she's

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gonna ride this wave and then yeah, surely wants to cash in on it.

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There's an only her only fans account
would make her millions in a few

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months. Yeah, that's and she
should, and she should. She should.

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I was gonna say, hop on
that, but that's a terrible way

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to break. In order to hop
on in order to hop on shock,

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she's gonna have to climb first.
Yeah, I just yeah, she should.

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Nothing you could say, like jump
on that bandwagon, like you can't

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anything talking about the hot deo girl
just is gonna infer that. Well,

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I mean, you know, yeah, well, I mean and good for

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her, she's getting her you know, I feel I just feel bad for

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the tens of thousands of really talented
people that can't get representation. And all

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she had to do is go this
is what I do, and the whole

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world went, yes, you do
sometimes that's just how it works. Yeah,

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yeah, that's what I always say. I mean, if you go

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back early, you know, late
nineties, early two thousands, there were

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thousands of people more talented than Britney
Spears. Yeah. But I mean,

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if you know, you have to
ask yourself this. If they wouldn't have

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picked Britney Spears, would we have
this beautiful train wreck that we do today.

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No, we wouldn't. Oh there's
there's that's it. Yes, you

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would. She's trailer park in Louisiana. Yes, but will she doing the

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same thing? Will she be dancing
with machetes? Probably? It just wouldn't

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be here for such a large audience. On what's that tray? It'd be

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on cops. You're listening to the
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Air dot com. Yeah, she'd
be lived famous, Mama June's best friend,

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Mama June's hot best friend, dance
not a lawnmower, ri I did

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it again? Hit me baby one
more time. Would have a whole new

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Uh, I just want to say thank

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you guys for the for the show
today. Uh. The wife and I

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have had a difficult past couple of
days, not so much because of Hurricane

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Beryl kind of coming close. It
really wasn't that close to it. It

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looked like it in the radar a
couple of times, but it really wasn't

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that close. It's it's more so
because of Carnival that is happening on the

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Island of Saint John right now,
or it was. It culminates on it.

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It culminates on the fourth of July, and so like Emancipation Day for

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the Island of Saint John where slavery
ended and everything was July third, I

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forget the year, and then July
fourth, for you know, United States

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Independence is the next day, and
they kind of combined certain events. But

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basically what I'm getting at is we
were on limited sleep this past week because

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the way they celebrate here is by
partying, and by partying they don't start

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that till like ten o'clock at night
and then they go until like three in

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the morning. And our apartment happens
to be very close to town and to

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the stage where they play the loud
music. So I've been thumping all week,

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but against my will. There was
a time, there was a time

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that would have been completely normal for
you and been like, yeah I was.

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I was just saying, you're you're
turning into a curmudgeon. I'm not

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a curmudgeon. I want people to
have a good time. I just kind

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of and a reasonable decibel level.
Yes, it's kind of like you guys

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have fun, but keep it down? Yes? Is that is that too

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much to ask? No? Not
when you're ninety. I'm like David Schwimmer

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and friends, and I'm trying to
tell I'm going out on the balcony to

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the revelers, going yeah, that's
why they kicked you out of the apartment.

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I kicked myself out. I'm just
saying, like, that's a did

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you did you? Did you?
Did you like pump a fist in the

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air like you kids in your loud
music. Well? I couldn't say get

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off my lawn because I don't have
one. It's an apartment, but you

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have. I did I did?
Unfor all a banner that said keep it

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down? Did you really? No? I'm not stupid, Okay, I

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was just gonna say that's how people
got you know, that's the people we

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would pick the tep either house.
And that's why I don't. That's why

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I don't do that. Yeah,
because I'm not a moron. Yeah,

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And you know, I'm sorry that
kept you up so so so much,

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pastor. But when what time do
you normally get to bed on on say,

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an off night, like the night
that you don't have to be anywhere

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the next day? What's the what's
it? What's the O'Malley sleep time?

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What's what time does the lights go
out in the O'Malley house? I really

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want to tell you. Can I
guess? Please? Don't? I think

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that's late? Shut up? Trick. The sun sets much earlier here,

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okay, yes, but and then
the clock stopped working about Yeah, I

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go to bed earlier these days.
All right, A couple of things to

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throw at you on this Friday episode
before we break off for the weekend and

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I try to catch up on some
sleep. And that is where sorcery is

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not a criminal offense? And from
gamer to Saint, choose your adventure,

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gentleman, which one would you like
to hear about? First? I want

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to know where sorcery is a criminal
offense. If you can, I'll let

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you google that, and while you
google that, I will tell you where

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sorcery is not a criminal offense.
How about that? Okay? Once I

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can find it, give me one
second. This is the problem I run

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into is I have too many tabs
open and I can't find the stuff that

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I was originally looking for. There's
a sinkhole thing for that? All that

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one shark bite someone else in Florida, no shaker there, Here we go.

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State minister in the Mall Deves has
been arrested over a black magic spell

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cast on the president. There.
Yeah, police and the Mall Deeps have

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arrested a state environment minister. This
is in the Mall Debs. That's in

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the Indian Ocean. Police there reported
she was accused of performing black magic on

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the president. The state Minister for
Environment, Climate Change and Energy, Fatima

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Shamnaz alisea Lim, was arrested on
Sunday along with two others in the capitol.

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She's been remanded in custody for a
week pending investigations. Without giving full

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details of the arrest, but they
did say that there have been reports that

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she was arrested for performing black magic
on President doctor Mohammad zou. Now,

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it's important to note here that in
the Maldives, sorcery is not a criminal

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offense under the penal code, but
it does carry a six month jail sentence

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under Islamic law. So yes,
criminal law versus Islamic law. It's a

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little, a little murky there in
the clear watered area that is known as

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the Maldives. Yes, because they're
known for their democratic ways. When one

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thinks of democracy, my friends,
the Maldives is the first thing that comes

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to win. Yes, black black
magic. See, Okay, that's fantastic.

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I just look, I get it. If all else has failed,

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you'll try anything. Yeah, I
mean I just want. I just wanted

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the rest of the story and be
like a quote from Dumbledore said, Harry

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Potter can be reached for comments.
That's why they have to do all that

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in secrecy and all the other realm. Well, I'm just glad it's not.

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I don't know how you would.
Can you imagine being the Okay,

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you're a kid, you go through
school, you do really well, you

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go to college, you do really
well, you go to law school,

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you get elected as a judge somewhere
down the line, and now you're designed

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to the court of sorcery, Like
that would just be like, who did

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you piss off? That's like the
same person, like the same newscaster that

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has to stand in the hurricane.
You know, he showed up one day

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to a meeting with no donuts.
Like that's what happened. You show up

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to that meeting with breakfast tacos.
They will not send you out into the

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field that's the hurricane or the hailstorm
without a help. I thought you were

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going to say that this. You
know, as as a president, you

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know, you go to school,
you learn about all these things, history,

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political science, economy, finance,
all these various things to get yourself

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elected president, only to be taken
down by a sorcerer. Someone who just

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found a spell book somewhere and got
lucky. Somebody who ordered a spellbook off

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Amazon. It was it was Etsy
because they got it personally in grant.

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But just to let you know,
just to put our minds at ease,

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in the United States, witchcraft is
not recognized as a legitimate means of causing

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harm to someone under the law,
so so legal. Yes, yeah,

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good to know. Sorcery is alive
and well in the United States of America.

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Yes, but if you, if
you are a sorcerer, don't take

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this ship to court. They will
not they will not recognize you. This

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is yeah, this is uh.
I just looked it up. Under the

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United States law, they cannot actually
induce harm to somebody unless you get the

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right book. And finally, today, in a news story where I worry

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about our Trey Trenholm's mental well being, a video gaming teenager is set to

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become the first Catholic millennial saint as
the Pope and cardinals approve his canonization.

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No, yeah, this can't be
from gamer to saint. I think it's

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good. The Catholic Church is reaching
out to the youth. Well, I

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got bad news, tray, because
they're they're reaching out to this youth.

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There's a little late because he died
from leukemia in two thousand and six.

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He meant, he meant, he
meant over the pants. Don't you want

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to witness this in person? You
need to come two two She really finished

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that sentencesally, you need to join
us for the road show at the Fraternal

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Order of Eagles in Dallas on Saturday, July twenty seventh, from one to

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four pm. It is the Treehouse
podcast pool party at the Foequal in Dallas.

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We'll get more info up on our
social media channels and at Treehouse on

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air dot com soon to keep an
eye for two Field for that. Hope

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to see you then. In addition
to the road show live taping of the

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show, we'll also be celebrating our
very own Trade trend Homes fifty birthday.

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Yeah, we'll at a at a
reasonable decibel in a reasonable time, reasonable

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time, at reasonable volume. Fun
will be had. We'll see you there.