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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trey
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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Happy Tuesday, February eighteenth, two Thy
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twenty five. Hello Trey, Hello Dan, Hi Raj.
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Hello.
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I'd like to say we deal with a lot of
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crazy here inside the Treehouse, but the king of crazy
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in this institution is our very own trade Trendholme. So
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I hesitate to say we because it's really not fair
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for Raj and I to glom onto your crazy train tray.
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You have dealt with more crazy in your fifty years
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on this planet than Raj and I ever will combined,
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and we appreciate your wealthertise and knowledge through all of it.
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That being said, we would like your keen eye for
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crazy to assess this particular situation, Trey. Okay, I'm not
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going to give you any context on this, and I'm
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not even really sure if it's necessary, because look, if
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as a woman, you are so angry that you decide
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to physically assault an suv, I think that. I think
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I'm gonna mind my own business for the most part.
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But Trey, I would like your honest expert in crazy
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assessment of this young woman dressed in workout gear attacking
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an suv. I am not going to play the audio
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here because it's full of foul language. But for context,
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someone has pulled out their poem because there was a
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fit blonde woman going absolutely crazy on an suv. She's
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wearing a white sports bra with blue workout tight shorts
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and she is physically assaulting sport utility v. She's hand
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smashing the driver's side window. Then she oh, she shows
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her athletic ability by scaling the suv in a single
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bound and proceeds to ground and pound and foot stomp
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the windshield, which she shatters by the way, and one kick,
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one kick, she has shattered the windshield, and then she
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h leaps off the hood of the suv and goes
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back to smashing the driver's side door, now one more
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time in its entirety tray smashing the driver's side window,
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leaps on top of the hood, kick stomps the glass
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off onto the ground, smashes the driver's side window again,
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and the driver of the suv wisely drives away.
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If I or Tree years younger, that would be the
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next Miss Trenholm.
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That's always whenever we see situations like this, I'm always wondering,
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are you in love or are you afraid?
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Oh? Yeah, that that that's a pint size, just nugget
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of chaos.
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That's been and Jerry's crazy train flavor for you. I
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tell you what, man, when have you ever been so
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mad that you fought an.
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Suv and one?
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Yeah?
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She did. She she won that suv back down and
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peeled off.
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Yeah. When you can break tempered glass.
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One kick, one gig, she's clearly not missing leg day? Uh?
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Is that if I sent you that? I know, I know,
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I know Valentine's Day is over. But if I had
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sent you a Valentine's Day card tray and it had
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inside of it this pint size ball of anger in
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workout gear, and I wrote in the card, I've found
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you a woman that will love you like no other.
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Would you actually be happy or or would you immediately
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throw a return to cinder stamp on that thing?
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I don't know that i'd be happy, but I'd probably
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go for it.
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That's kind of what I thought. I think I think
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you'd be too tempted to turn it away.
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Yeah, that's uh, that right, there is Pandora's box.
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You're in luck is her name's Pandora.
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Uh, you just dropped the sea bomb on her and
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watch things the top come off, her.
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Top come off.
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Probably she may not mean for it too. It'll probably
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just come off as collateral damage. But she won't realize that.
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She'll be so mad and she'll be flinging stuff. So Uh. Anyway,
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I saw I saw that video of her. It's actually
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I think it's like a year and a half old
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at this point. But I'm at the point in our
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relationship to that. When I see a video of a
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lady absolutely going crazy, I think of you.
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That's that's sweet if you Dan, I appreciate that.
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It's good to have a brand, right.
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I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't
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search for pegging vigot video, so I can't do the same.
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It's a big topic on the show recently.
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I don't know.
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I mean Only Fans kind of falls into the category
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of I guess porn, right, porn, yep, I.
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Guess you know.
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Back in the old days, I mean, we all had
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If you're just looking, I think that's more accepted these days.
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But what if you're communicating with the model slash porton Star.
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I know Carrie wouldn't want me to do that.
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do it in front of your significant other, then you
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probably shouldn't do.
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It right now.
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I'm telling you, right now, Carrie would not accept that,
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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma
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inside the Treehouse. On Tuesday, February eighteenth, twenty twenty five.
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About a year year and a half ago, a video
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surfaced of a young blonde, really strong woman attacking an suv.
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She smashed it with her hand, stomped it with her foot,
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smashed it with her hand again, and then the s
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and then the suv wisely drove away, leaving the tiny
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blonde as the victor. So now that we've seen Trey's
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new crush, I'm left wondering why she's so mad. So
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I have an idea. Let's do a treehouse Top five today.
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Inside the Treehouse, It's treehouse Top five Today's Top five
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reasons that this suv attacking woman is so angry The
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treehouse Top five Today. Why is this woman so angry?
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Number five. Let's start with you, Trey.
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She was confronted with logic, reason and accountability.
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Wow, oh man, that Jack Nicholson line just keeps on good.
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That was nineteen ninety seven. I think that movie came
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out and it still a classic. Number four the Top
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five reasons this woman is so angry. Number four Raj.
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She thought he was responsible for the high cost of eggs.
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Yep, that's good. Yep. I'd smash a g wagon over
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some eggs right now. Absolutely. Number three of the Top
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five reasons this woman is so angry Tray.
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She had a parallel park.
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Number two the Top five reasons this woman is angry. Me, No,
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not me. I didn't make her angry. It's my turn.
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I've got Number two. She just found out she's pregnant
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with Elon Musk's fourteenth kid, but he won't tweet her back.
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And number one for the Top five reasons this woman
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is angry tray.
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She actually had to decide what she wanted to eat.
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Thank you for joining us for another edition of the
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Treehouse Top five here and only here inside the Treehouse.
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Do you guys want to know the real reason she
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physically assaulted this suv? All right, I got you covered.
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The real reason is not entirely shocking, but certainly believable.
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Here is her actual reason.
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This was in roid rage. This was in road rage.
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This was betrayal of.
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My friend and my man.
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Real quick. So this video went absolutely nutty buckets viral
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one because it's the nutty buckets.
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such good shape, that it was roid rage.
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road rage. So those are the two things she mentioned
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at the beginning, But it's neither of those things.
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No, that's just crazy.
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Well, this is her reason.
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This was a road rage. This was a road rage.
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This was betrayal of.
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My friend and my man and having an affair behind
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my back a girl that had seen at my table.
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You know, she was welcome in my home obviously at
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any time, and used it. That is an opportunity, And
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so when she pulled in front of me in his car,
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really there was a red light opportunity.
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Okay, sweetie, you come home.
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Daddy understands. I had never heard that term until now,
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red light opportunity. So something to keep in mind. And
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this is something else that I'm wondering. Had she already
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found out about the infidelity with her husband and her
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friend and that was bad enough, but then she sees
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her friend driving her husband's car and that was just
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the breaking point, so she attacked the car. Or is
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this how she found out that he was cheating on
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her with the friend. I think it's the latter, I
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mean the former the first thing.
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I said, yeah, I think she had already found out,
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and then it was the icing on the crazy cake
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that she saw her driving his his vehicle.
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I'm worthing and that really poor thing. I think. I
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think that I think that is the case, and that's
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a level of crazy. I cannot understand where you're You're
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obviously hurt and upset and angry about the infidelity of
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you know, between your husband and and your friend, but
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then to go absolutely nutty buckets on his car because
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she was driving It is something I can't comprehend.
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But it's okay, sweetie, it's okay. It's not your fault.
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Daddy Tray still loves you.
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Daddy loves you. Never do that to you. But it's okay,
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it's understandable. You're completely justified those actions.
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Also, it helps that Tray's SUV is not only bulletproof,
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but crazyproof. Tray's car is kind of like the President's
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beast Limbo. He's prepared for these types of situation.
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They can run on the rims.
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I'm Daniel Malling along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma
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inside the Treehouse with you today. I know there was
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not much fanfare, not a whole lot of Valentine's Day
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celebration for us here in the Treehouse because Trey, you're single,
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although you're clearly smith, you've got someone in mind. Raj
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also single. I am not single, but my wife is
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not a Valentine's Day person, so lucky me. That's not
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how most of the rest of the world operates. If
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you're in a relationship, you probably had to or got
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to do something four your significant other for Valentine's Day.
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But what about what about the guys that are with
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the super wealthy and famous women. What do you get?
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What do you get the ladies that got everything already? Well,
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if you're engaged to Selena Gomez, like Benny Blanco is,
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then you get her a bathtub full of cheese. Okay, yeah,
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I'm not making that up. Apparently Selena Gomez is a
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huge fan of chips and queso, and I can relate
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to that. I too, am a huge fan of chips
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and Kso there have been many at times I've been
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in front of a Bob Armstrong dip and said I
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could eat a bathtub of this. I meant that as
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an expression. Well, Selena Gomez's fiance took that quite literally
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and for Valentine's Day got her a bathtub full of