Sept. 27, 2024

Who Wants to Go to Space? | Friday September 27, 2024

Who Wants to Go to Space? | Friday September 27, 2024

Raj is back in treehouse! Can the boys make him feel better after such a hard week? Also, SHARK!!!

Links:

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/03/07/a-private-company-will-send-your-ashes-to-the-moon...

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Raj is back in treehouse! Can the boys make him feel better after such a hard week? Also, SHARK!!!

Links:

A private company will send your ashes to the moon (economist.com)

Shark That Can Live For 500 Years Found 4000 Miles From Its Home in the Caribbean (msn.com)

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse on a very special Fred Day.

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September twenty seven, twenty twenty four, is special because it

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is road show Day inside the Treehouse. So this is

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how you do things. You start today with this show.

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come early next week inside the Treehouse. On top of that,

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had by all of us, food, drinks and laughs at

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Jiggertan's Arlington with your with your buddies from the Treehouse. Now.

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One of the big reasons why we continue to do

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this show is because it not only makes us happy.

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The goal is that it does something to improve your day,

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makes your day better. And I'm a firm believer in that.

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I feel like, if you're having a horrible day, listening

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to this show or watching it on our Patreon channel,

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Patreon dot com, slash treehouse on it will make your

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wonderful day, it can still make your day better. I'm

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even if you hate the show, it'll still make your

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day better, because then you can at least point to

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it and say, God, those guys suck. I'm glad I'm

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not them. Goals still achieved. You feel better. I don't

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think that's going to be the sentiment, but I just

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wanted it said in case someone saw an opening and

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they wanted to take it. Now, I'm going to take

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it first. So we're going to do that the way

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we've always done, and we're going to do it for you,

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raj our friend who's in a time of morning, because

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your family has experienced lost this week. We mentioned yesterday

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that your girlfriend's mom passed away this week after a

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long health battle, an actual health battle, not a concocted

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one to cover up alcoholism. Like I have previous experience with.

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That would have been awesome because she's only three foot five,

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so if she was putting away gallon of vo that

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would have been amazing.

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I had to tell him at one point, and this

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is all I need to say about it, when he

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complained about the hole in his heart, and it's like, dude,

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that's that's not a problem. It's always been there. We've

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always known it. We just now have proof. Or also

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maybe it wasn't always there and you drank so much

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you burned a hole in it, but that wasn't what

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got yet. Anyway, our sympathies to you and your girlfriend's family,

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and I know that's a very, very troubling time. It's

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an interesting time too, because if we're being honest with

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death comes some interesting choices to be made, because that's

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when you find out there have been advancements in what

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to do with people after life, right the after life care?

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What do you do? Some people don't have it in

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a will. They just tell you or they were like

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in Drey's case, they write it down on a napkin

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hurriedly and say, yes, mom is yeah what you said?

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This is kinna sticking. Yeah, very binding. The cocktail napkin

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is binding. But yeah, you find out all these things

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about after life options because look, I mean really, back

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in the day, there were really only two options. You

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either get buried or you get burned. It's buried or cremated.

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But now there's new options there are.

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When my mom passed away in twenty twelve, it was

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it was kind of the same, like you either get

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buried or cremated, and we're Hindu, so we cremate. When

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my dad passed a couple of years ago, that's when

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I started seeing like you could have like butterflies released

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or doves. And when Nikki's mom passed the other day.

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Hang on a second, I'm sorry I went with doves.

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Is that the prints package? Like you can have actual

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doves crying.

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You're you're ahead of the game now, Like this is now,

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it's going to be somebody's going to do that. Now

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you're gonna have the wind doves cry package.

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And then and then for the extra bonus, then you

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get the manufactured purple rain to come out.

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Ah, there you go.

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That's how I sent it. That's how I should have

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sent off my grandmother. Instead we did the lame balloon thing.

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Yes, I would love to have seen your grandmother go

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out to Prince's Purple Rain.

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Does it come with with with you know, like a

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five foot two guy in heels playing basketball.

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It wouldn't be the package if it didn't.

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Yeah, and also Apollonia. No. So when we were looking at.

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This, gread grandmother's ashes in Lake Minnetonka.

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On a custom made Harley because the the one that

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they actually had on the set for this. I don't

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know if you guys know this about the movie. The

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Harley that he rides is custom made because the Harley

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that they had, because he is four foot eleven and

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six inch heels, he couldn't he couldn't like, he couldn't

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park it. It would just fall, so he couldn't put

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his leg down.

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Yeah. I just assume that the motorcycle they used is

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one of those mini bikes.

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Kind of was like, that's the one he had. But no.

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So I was looking up as we were, you know,

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finding the crematorium that was closest to the nursing home

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hospice facility that she was at. Other packages started coming up,

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and one of them was if you want, guys and

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I would like this, so this is binding you can

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for four ninety five dollars. I can't remember. I'll find

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the name of the crematorium. But you can have your

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ashes launched into space and I think it's twelve thousand.

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If you wanted to go to space and.

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Come back, why would you want to back?

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I don't know, and I don't know.

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Well, okay, hang on, they're just taking the tube of ashes,

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because if you the person want to go to space

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with the ashes, that's like a quarter of a million dollars. Yeah,

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something on space X.

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Okay, yes, no, no, you just your box of ashes

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five thousand dollars, Space gets released and then that's that

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you're in space forever.

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What Okay, I've this This is bringing up red flags

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all over the place.

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Yes it should.

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It's like going to space costs more than five thousand dollars.

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Shooting something into space costs way more than five thousand dollars.

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Are they just gonna attach, you know, Grandma to an

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ACME rocket and then just walk away as it goes up.

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I assume like as soon as they have enough people

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they will do one flight.

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It is my guess, like the Columbia package where you

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go up and then you just cremated the way back down.

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And then and then you're spread out over East Texas

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and end up in a long View pawn shop.

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Of the Challenger package. Please wrong, too soon?

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Really I didn't too soon?

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Too soon? So yes, but you can you can be

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launched into space. Uh, and then twelve thousand you can

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be launched into space and then come back and then

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your family can have your space ashes to to keep

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uh forever.

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Okay, if anyone in my families going to space, it's

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going to be me. It's not going to be someone

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dead who can't appreciate it.

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Right.

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And then there's other packages as well, like if you

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want to be a tree, you can be a tree.

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They can mix you in soil, and like you can

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pick the type of tree you want to be, like

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an apple or pear or orange.

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And that's a lot of pressure to keep that plant alive.

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It will kill grandma twice.

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Yeah.

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Or just imagine, just imagine it's a first date and

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you go into you go into some somebody's place and

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you're like, oh, yeah, this is great. Things are looking

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really really good. And then she points at the plant

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on the mantle and goes, that's grandma.

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Yeah, that that is a possibility. Also, like if you're

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like a like a fruit tree, do you eat the fruit.

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I don't want to have to tell anybody that I

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ate Grandma. I think people are going to make some

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really wrong assumptions.

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Yeah, that's but uh there are options for that as well.

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And they put you in a little pond and then

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you plant that in the ground and water it and

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you become like an orange tree and you can bear

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fruit uh forever. So it'd be like Dan's oranges.

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This brings up an interesting question that we may have

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to pose later on today, either in this show or

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maybe at the road show, which is, if you die,

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what kind of tree or what kind of fruit tree

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do you want to come back? As?

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I mean, I would I would go walnuts just because

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it would be like, oh, man, nuts great, just to

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be able to say walnut, just a walnut tree, right,

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Just be like just to be able to say, like, hey,

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when I'm gone, don't forget to savor my nuts.

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Uh it is from was that too flat for uaraj?

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Yeah?

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Okay.

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It is Redy September twenty seven, twenty twenty four. It

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is road show day inside the Treehouse. So you listen

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to this now and then later on this afternoon you

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come hang out with all of us at Shakertin's in

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Arlington five to seven pm. That's I thirty and Collins

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shaker Tin's Arlington and Jerry, you're going to be there too, right, absolutely?

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Hell yeah, it's going to be the full Treehouse crew.

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Fun and good times had by all. Jerry. I'm not

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sure if you've heard this week, but Raj unfortunately had

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to say goodbye to his girlfriend's mother this week. She

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didn't die, she just couldn't stand him. I'm kidding, in

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a very dark time. She actually did pass away. And

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it's a big loss, not just for Raj and his

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girlfriend's family, but we feel the loss as well. So

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we're trying to make rage feel a little bit better

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this week, and I think we're doing a pretty good job.

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We just learned that you can now send your family's

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remains into space for only five thousand dollars. Seems like

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a hell of a deal. Is that a groupon by

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the way, you.

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Would think so? But also butterflies more expensive than doves.

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Don't know why that is interesting.

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Are the butterflies alive or do they just like ransack

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like a third grader summer project.

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There are live butterflies that you can release at at

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the moment that you tell them to for your loved one.

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It is two I think it was like two ninety

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five for the butterflies, but like doves were two fifty.

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I'm like, I don't know why butterflies were forty five

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bucks more. I think it's in my this is just

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how my Indian brain works. Is they've trained the doves

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to come back so they can just keep using the

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same doves, as opposed to the butterflies, which I'm assuming

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are very hard to train.

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One would think that's fair. I wouldn't know, but I

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guess it's a fair assumption that insects are not as

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trainable as you know birds.

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Now, did anyone try to sell you a spinning coffin package?

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Let's see, now, I would have bought it. I would have.

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I would have done that because again, Nikki's mom was

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a little person, so she's three foot five. So we

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could have had like race car, or we could have

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had like spaceship, like we could have like, oh, there

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have been so many options, and then the spinning thing

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would be like we could put it in the living

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room while people come by to pay their reserve. Go.

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Yeah, Jerry, did you know that's a real thing. We

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covered it like a couple of weeks ago, and here

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it's people actually have coffins on motors. They'll be they'll

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be like one like one guy was a taxi driver

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his entire life, So how do they send him off

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into the afterlife by burying him in a taxi looking coffin?

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But for the memorial they sit him up in it

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like he's driving it, which is kind of sad, like

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he drove a taxi his entire life, and now you're

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gonna make him taxi himself across the river sticks like

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you couldn't get him a limo. Come on, as if

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that's not bad enough, Now they motorize it to where

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he's spinning around and round, So I guess that's not

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so bad. And I guess he's doing donuts. What is

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it your Oh, it's not spinning over like like rotating

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like spinning in your grave. No, he's not doing barrel rolls.

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It's it's not the it wasn't the top gun package.

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I see.

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I see this is more like a you know, like

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a like a jewelry package, like you know, how you

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have a ring and like it'll turn so you can

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see it shimmer this is what they're doing. The people

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he had the he had the full on suit, white gloves,

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holding onto the steering wheel, spinning around uh as people

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were dancing around his uh.

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His coffin, I was gonna say, as expensive as funerals

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have gotten, it might have been cheaper just to bury

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him in his actual TAXI.

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I think you bring up a great point, and I'm

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going to bring up something that's going to sound very harsh,

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but I want it said that if I was in

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the position that I just end, this is absolutely something

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I would say to the funeral director people. Since she

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was a little person.

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Mm hmm.

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Does it cost the same?

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It would?

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Trust me, I asked, I'm proud of you. Let's be honest.

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It's like, just because you're sad in your grieving doesn't

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mean you need to, you know, throw financial caution to

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the wind. I mean, it's still it's expensive. So if

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there's any way you can find a way to get

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half off, then by god, do it.

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So I said, you know she was half off, so

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do we get half off? Which they thought they didn't know.

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Nobody laughed like you guys, did they.

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You would think you would think there are two audiences

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that would laugh their asses off at that question. One

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is us and everyone who listens to us, and the

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other would be funeral people. That's that's gotta be right

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in line with their dark humor.

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Yeah, I got this, so so everybody's like really worried

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about you know, you got to be sensitive and so

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you know, our condolences and did all that. I was like, okay,

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I'll lighten the mood. I'm a comic. I can tell

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like when when the timing is right. And I was

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just like, hey, so she's half off, do we get

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half off? And I was met with no, sir, and

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that was it. I was like, Yeah, I was like,

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come on, that was a solid joke.

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I'm surprised. I'm surprised they didn't try to charge you

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a premium for it because it would be an outside

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the normal range of things. It'd be like a specialty

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burial or situation.

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Yes, you think you'll make a funeral director of funeral

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home sadder than either word half off.

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That's why Indians are in the funeral home business. Yeah,

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because I was just like, it's i mean, she three

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for five, Like it's it's not gonna take them. It's

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not the same amount of time. Is it? Like, I

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don't know how it all works.

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And if you took the space package, wouldn't it make

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sense if a let's say, an average height person five

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eight is five thousand dollars to be shot into space, right,

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it stands to reason she's taking up less space on

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cargo that.

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She would not be like can we just make her

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his carry on?

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Or if a basketball player is on the same ship,

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then it can be like a personal item.

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Can we just put her put her in the backpack?

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Like we're good, she doesn't take up a lot of room.

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So no, Yeah, I did, I did. That's that which, Uh,

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the Indian side of me was very proud. The American

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side of me was very shaped, like it shouldn't cost

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the whole amount, Like it's just like you can you

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can put another person in there. This is like you

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can do it two for one.

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Never be a shame for will place joke in a

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situation like that.

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Yeah, I was proud.

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I was proud.

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I'm proud of you. We're all proud of you.

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Yeah, I was very proud of it. They just very straightforward. No,

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nobody wants to laugh.

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Really, I wonder if it's one of those situations that

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if if the funeral guy had said it, then it

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would have been okay.

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Yeah, I mean if I would have been if he

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would have been like other funeral people, no, but if

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he would have looked at me, he's like, you know, well,

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so I think we can probably do something half off.

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I would have been like, all right, man, come on,

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high five.

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High five, fist bump, bro hug it out. Absolutely like

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you and I just became friends.

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Like, come to my show on Friday. This is gonna

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be fun. But nobody appreciated the joke. I was like,

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come on, I'm I got back in the car and

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he was like, that was hilarious. Just why she just

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couldn't laugh because obviously it's her mom, so she had

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to stitch stare at me the same way that guy

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did and was like no, And I was like, oh,

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come on, you guys, that's a solid place joke.

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It really was quick question for everybody because we also

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Jerry had found out that you can also take people's

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ashes and turn them into a plant. That then your

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task was taken care of and hopefully not killing. Yes,

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oh you're aware of Oh of course you're aware of this.

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That would be my option.

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Who's in your house right now? It's me in the

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form of a plant. Oh, well, there's Betty. That's the

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plant the peacefully that was at my mother's funeral. Okay,

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that survived the tornado. Oh, very impressive. Yeah, she had

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a full grown catalpatry and a five time air conditioning

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unit dropped on her. And when they uncovered everything, she

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was still. She was beaten into the dirt, but she

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was still green. So I nursed reecta.

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Oh you're talking about the flowers still.

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Oh you're talking about your mom.

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Sorry, sorry, that's terrible. Okay. So so so let me

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let me ask this, With all these new options of

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what to do with your remains after you die, anyone changing,

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are you still like, are you still doing straight burial?

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Are you gonna cremate or are you gonna shoot yourself

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into space? Or do you want to turn into a

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lime tree? What's the deal? Tray?

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Uh me, Now, I'm my wishes are be cremated.

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Put daisy and eyes ashes together and spread them over

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a sunny field like you need to.

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You need to specify which field, because in North Texas,

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a field today isn't a part a complex tomorrow.

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A golf course.

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Then oh yeah, there's the Highland Park.

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Jerry, what about you? What do you want us to

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do with your remains?

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Uh?

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You know, once I'm I'm cremated and it's over. You know,

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I want to be cremated, and then I want folks

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to come and I don't want there to be like

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a sad, crying funeral.

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Have my ashes in the.

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Middle of somewhere and have just a big ass party,

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crazy go nuts, and then.

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After that, you know, I'm dead. I don't care what

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you do with my ashes. Oh so, so you're okay

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with a rave. Yes, I will literally dance on your ashes.

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That is cool.

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I mean being put into a plant would be nice,

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and planted somewhere in like Arkansas or something like that

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would be nice.

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Raj, have you altered any of your No, I.

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A plant, for sure. Cremated We're like again into Uh

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we cremate, so cremate and then yeah, I can go

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for I mean, I would like to be a pear

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tree because I don't know pears. It's one of my

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favorite fruit. But I mean if I can for the joke,

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I mean, if I can be a walnut tree or whatever,

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so I can just tell people to enjoy my nuts

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every year. Just just remember to put my nuts in

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your mouth.

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I've already written that down, so that's gonna happen.

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Like, what are you guys eating Roger's nuts? That's all

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I want people to say for one. In the end,

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I have to do.

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you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside the home

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as well. And you were telling me just recently that you,

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on all your work.

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Dan, That's something that we talked about for a while

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now and we decided to go ahead and just pull

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the trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had

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excellent referrals. People really love our work when they give

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us a chance, and we just want to put our

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money where our mouth is, and you know that's the

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best way I can always say that is just back

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it up.

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Back it up.

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When I was growing up and I told somebody who's

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gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,

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now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional

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services on people's homes and I tell them that they're

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never going to have a better experience, I'm backing it up.

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We're going to take care of your home because we

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want you to have that peace of mind knowing that

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after we left, you have the very best product left behind.

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that you're in morning and we're still finding some ways

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to laugh. But there is one truly remarkable way that

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will get anyone over a death, and that is, of

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course Earthdays. It's tried and true, proven time and time again.

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Today is Friday, September twenty seven, twenty twenty four. Birthdays.

495
00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:36.839
Today Avril Levine turns forty. And while it's her birthday

496
00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:41.559
to be celebrated, I would like to still continue celebrating

497
00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:45.119
Deadpool and Wolverine, not because just that it's such a

498
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.319
fun movie, but it made it okay for all of

499
00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:54.720
us to admit that we actually like Avril Levine. And

500
00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:57.519
I will admit that I have downloaded the Deadpool and

501
00:27:57.559 --> 00:28:00.720
Wolverine soundtrack, and I have driven down the toll way

502
00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:04.319
the thing and along pretending I was an odd to

503
00:28:04.400 --> 00:28:08.440
odyssey you know why, because it was a damn cold night.

504
00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:14.319
That's why anyone else kind of feel that way about it.

505
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:17.000
It's like, kind I kind of feel like the soundtrack

506
00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:19.400
to the movie in some ways was a test that

507
00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:22.680
Ryan Reynolds and everyone that involved the movie was doing.

508
00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:25.319
It's like, okay, let's take some of these songs that are,

509
00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:28.480
for being honest, these are chick hits, and see if

510
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:31.559
we can make them cool. And by god, they did it. Absolutely.

511
00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:33.200
That soundtrack is phenomenal.

512
00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:36.960
Yeah, it was like high school for me. That was

513
00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:39.000
like my high school college soundtrack. I was like, all right,

514
00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:42.599
this is kind of kind of cool. I appreciated that askepot.

515
00:28:42.599 --> 00:28:45.200
I was like, that's something you know that the new

516
00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:46.680
generation can can pick.

517
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:49.440
Up on now, And look, I am guilty of this

518
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:54.759
all over the place. There's the when a song gets

519
00:28:54.839 --> 00:28:58.200
attached to a movie that I really liked, Now the

520
00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.400
song takes on a new meaning for me because now

521
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:02.759
I have a link to where I can like the

522
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:06.759
song either at all or more than when I originally

523
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:09.519
heard it. One of the best examples that I realized

524
00:29:09.559 --> 00:29:12.039
this was all the Guardians of the Galaxy movies, and

525
00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:15.000
that first Guardians of the Galaxy movie. That soundtrack was

526
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:18.440
so random into songs. I knew all the songs. I

527
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:20.519
wasn't crazy really about any of them. But then when

528
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:22.200
I saw the movie, I was like, my god, these

529
00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:24.799
songs are awesome because I got to hear them in

530
00:29:24.839 --> 00:29:27.839
an all new context. Same thing with Deadpool and Wolverine.

531
00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:30.519
I watched that trailer so many times that when you know,

532
00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:32.799
like a prayer came on the radio, I started getting

533
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:35.000
chills just because I was excited about the movie coming out.

534
00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.119
Do you also feel the way that same way about

535
00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:41.200
like with a team, so like you can like I

536
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:43.559
know you're a Rangers fan, like, so you can get

537
00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:46.160
behind uh Creed. Nope.

538
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:47.160
I had to draw the line somewhere.

539
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:51.960
Okay, I'm so proud to call you my friend right now.

540
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:57.039
I do have standards, and the line that I will

541
00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:59.720
not cross is I'm not going back and becoming a

542
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.039
creep fantas is not gonna happen.

543
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:04.160
Yeah, they're I mean they're on tour again. Like that's

544
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:07.039
what that That's what the World series did for Creed

545
00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:10.480
because the Rangers made that their song that they're actually

546
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:13.599
touring again. If you look back about seven years ago,

547
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:16.640
you can watch t m Z and they catch Scott Snap,

548
00:30:16.960 --> 00:30:19.880
the lead singer of Creed, on a ten speed bike

549
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.119
in a neighborhood in Florida. That he didn't live it.

550
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:27.000
Now he's on tour, He's back on stage living the

551
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:27.480
high life.

552
00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:28.079
Ook.

553
00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:29.640
It just goes to go ahead, Ray.

554
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:33.240
One of the funnier things was when I was doing

555
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:36.440
production at at iHeart and I had a voice a

556
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:44.640
promo for uh uh it Scott's stap that is doing

557
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:46.640
an appearance at a wal Mart and rock wall.

558
00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:54.559
Doing doing an appearance or was he just getting off

559
00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:55.200
work like.

560
00:30:57.079 --> 00:30:58.200
They called it an appearance?

561
00:30:58.920 --> 00:31:00.880
And Dan, You're You're song thing? Is that why you

562
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:01.759
love the crying Game?

563
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:11.759
I can one up you on this one. I don't

564
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:13.960
love that song because of the crying game. I loved

565
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:21.079
that song because they stuck at an ace Ventura. Other

566
00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:25.319
birthdays today, Thank God for Jim Carrey. He got me

567
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:28.160
out of that hole just then. Other birthdays today. Lil

568
00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:33.319
Wayne is forty two. Gwyneth Paltrow, the creator of the

569
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:38.640
Goop Empire, is fifty two today. From Color Me Bad.

570
00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:43.039
Mark Calderon is fifty four today. Which one was he

571
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.880
hang on? Let me let me take a look at

572
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:47.880
his face here real quick to see which one he is.

573
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:52.759
It's the main dude, Okay, gotcha, yep, it's the front man.

574
00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:55.559
If that's what you want to call him. They had

575
00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:57.599
they had a George. They were all look alike, say,

576
00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:00.039
like the Kenny g lookalike. They had a George Michael look.

577
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.640
Like they were. I don't think I knew that.

578
00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:05.319
Yeah, if you yeah, if you go look a bit

579
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.640
back at the band, like, they they all look like

580
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:10.400
the if you were on the sunset, like on the

581
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.720
Hollywood Boulevard and you're walking down, like you know, you

582
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:14.400
can take a picture with Batman, you can take a

583
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.039
picture with Spider Man whatever, like these guys like you

584
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:20.559
can take a picture with Kenny g and and George Michael.

585
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:21.119
Uh.

586
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:26.200
Yeah, they all looked like somebody else, which I thought

587
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:28.559
was fantastic. And they were also in an episode of

588
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:29.359
nine O two and oh.

589
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.640
Just oh yeah, yeah, Well that's how you knew they're

590
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:33.720
how big they were all? Right? So then Mark calder

591
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:36.400
On the front man for Color Me Bad? Who is

592
00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:38.440
he the doppel ganger of uh?

593
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:41.440
I think that's why he stood out is he didn't

594
00:32:41.480 --> 00:32:44.039
look like anybody else. Like everybody else there was a

595
00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:46.599
Kenny G. There's a guy with the yeah, and then

596
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:50.039
there was the guy with the five o'clock shadow and

597
00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:53.039
the perfect hair with the highlights, and that's the George

598
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:56.000
Michael guy. Uh so, yeah, I don't remember.

599
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:57.559
I think the guy you're talking about that was a

600
00:32:57.599 --> 00:32:59.640
George Michael guy. That's the guy whose birthday it is.

601
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:02.559
Ah see, that's what he is, not the front man

602
00:33:03.319 --> 00:33:05.640
I thought he was, then he was not. It was

603
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:08.519
just one of the one of the one of the

604
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:09.680
one of the bads.

605
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:12.599
I never really so this is all Randow information to me.

606
00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:14.880
I didn't know that all the guys in Color Me

607
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:20.359
Bad were cheap knockoffs of other stars and therefore capitalizing

608
00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:24.359
on the likeness of other people.

609
00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:26.720
Yeah. I mean that was a time when Kenny G

610
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:29.359
was uh kind of at his peak, like his uh

611
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:33.400
he was still he was cool, uh and George Michael

612
00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:34.039
was still Jordan.

613
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.440
You're getting a serious vulcan eyebrow from the tray there.

614
00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:41.480
I I did a bro nod with Kenny G at

615
00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:42.000
an airport.

616
00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:42.359
Uh.

617
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:44.759
It was one of the highlights of that week for me.

618
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.519
Demand on that story whatsoever, just leave it as a

619
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.359
perfect i'd are you Kenny g is far cooler now

620
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:52.799
that he was back then. I agree with Trey there, Yeah,

621
00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:56.039
he's he's he's kind of reached a cult status now.

622
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.359
The thing I'm left wondering in the thing I'm left

623
00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:03.079
wondering is, uh, if the color be bad, guys all

624
00:34:03.160 --> 00:34:07.279
resembled other singers and artists, what about us? Because there's

625
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.760
four of us? So I mean, like, I guess Jerry.

626
00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:12.400
Could be like Michael Bolton.

627
00:34:12.519 --> 00:34:15.000
That's what I was gonna say, is Michael Bolton. Okay,

628
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:15.480
I'll take that.

629
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:16.199
Uh Huh.

630
00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:18.920
Trey's got a couple. He looks a little like Ted Cruz,

631
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:22.119
a little bit like Grandpa Munster. Although with the eyebrow

632
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:24.079
you just did, you look like Leonard Nemo. See there

633
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:27.679
it is spot Yeah. Uh. Roger is obviously cal Pin

634
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.840
and I obviously have no idea what I am am.

635
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.360
I like Dumpster Fire, Ben Affle, I have no I

636
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:36.639
don't think I look like anybody.

637
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:40.000
No, you could you could be our? Uh, Matt Damon,

638
00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:43.840
you could be our because he he's a fit guy.

639
00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:44.760
Uh.

640
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:47.239
You got the short hair just like the same that

641
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:49.000
you guys don't know have. He doesn't have facial hair.

642
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:52.159
But I would go Uh, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

643
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:55.400
Uh love child, I'll take that. Yeah.

644
00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:57.039
I mean if I if we want to reboot my

645
00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:57.800
two dads.

646
00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:11.840
I'm in. You'll be Matt Affleck, Ben Damon.

647
00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:15.199
No, I like Matt Affleck. I think I've got a

648
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:21.960
nice bring to it. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit

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news stories to leave you with as we reach the

695
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end of the week inside the Treehouse. And when I

696
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say important to you, I really mean important to me

697
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because this story terrified me when I read the headline.

698
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A shark that can live for five hundred years has

699
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:11.920
been found in the Caribbean. Researchers working in Caribbean waters

700
00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:14.519
got the shock of a lifetime after coming across a

701
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rare shark very far from home. The shark is four

702
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thousand miles away from where researchers believe it is supposed

703
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:29.440
to be. Students from Florida International University had partnered with

704
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:33.199
local fishermen off the coast of Belize. Their mission was

705
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to find and tag tiger sharks, which are extremely dangerous. However,

706
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they discovered something far more impressive and unusual. A large

707
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:43.239
shark got hung up on the end of the fishing lines.

708
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It was not a tiger shark, and it did not

709
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:48.800
look like any species the students or fishermen had ever seen.

710
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One of the students snapped a quick photo to consult

711
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:58.599
with their advisor, and the advisor immediately recognized it and said,

712
00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:01.320
you know what this looks. It's like a greenland shark,

713
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and subsequently received confirmation from experts other experts on the

714
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:09.559
elusive animal. Now, two things made this spotting so unusual. First,

715
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:12.880
that this shark species lives in Arctic waters, which are

716
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:16.400
roughly four thousand miles north of Belize. The other is

717
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:21.360
that this shark species is ancient and half blind. Scientists

718
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:25.039
who study greenland sharks estimate that they are two hundred

719
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:29.519
and fifty to five hundred years old. So a five

720
00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:33.199
hundred year old half blind shark is lost in the

721
00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:39.119
Caribbean at that age, I can understand why. Yeah, there's

722
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:43.719
but when you see when you see this particular shark,

723
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:47.280
I think you'll understand why as well. So if you

724
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:51.320
would please feast your eyes on the greenland shark which

725
00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:58.480
has been spotted in Caribbean waters. Is it just me

726
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:00.559
or does that look a little dirty for a shark?

727
00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:06.559
Well, people look different five hundred years ago.

728
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:14.000
Right, Maybe that's just the face of an animal that seems.

729
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:21.159
Some version, Yeah, like the shark version of fat guy

730
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:21.800
in a little coat.

731
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:26.000
It really is, because when you see his fins, like

732
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:29.000
they look really small for that bulbous body and just

733
00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:33.320
unimpressed face, that's gotta be an evolutionary thing, you know.

734
00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:34.800
It's like, oh, look, how cute that is?

735
00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:43.559
He just yeah, he's lost. He can't he can't swim back.

736
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:46.679
Like if you jump in the water and you see

737
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:50.280
this shark coming at you, you're not afraid because we're

738
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.880
used to thinking that, oh my god, when you see

739
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:55.599
a shark, it's gonna look like Jaws. And in this case,

740
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:59.400
you're not getting Jaws. We're getting Jaws's special cousin. Right,

741
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:02.239
you think torpedo with teeth. This looks like a manatee.

742
00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:08.079
He just can't turn around, and that's how he ended

743
00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:08.880
up in the Caribbean.

744
00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:12.559
Please, It's like can somebody like he's one of those guys, like, hey,

745
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:14.239
can you turn me around and push me that way?

746
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:19.079
Or maybe go ahead, Jared. Maybe this is the old

747
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:24.159
shark version of moving to Florida. I think I think

748
00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:26.800
that's accurate because it's said that this type of shark

749
00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:29.199
is also half blind. So I mean, you're five hundred

750
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.559
years old, you're half blind. You you you leave home

751
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:36.480
with Arctic waters and you basically just nose bumped the

752
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.760
entire Eastern seaboard until you end up in warmer waters.

753
00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:43.119
And that's the face you're going to get there.

754
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:51.280
I hear Belieze is nice this time of year. He's

755
00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:53.760
that sharkause like you will see one day. One day,

756
00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:56.079
I'm gonna leave these Arctic waters and I'm gonna go

757
00:41:56.159 --> 00:41:57.400
somewhere warm, Like sure.

758
00:41:57.280 --> 00:42:02.440
You are, Doug, Sure, okay, he said, nose bump is

759
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:05.039
laid down the Eastern Maybe got some of that cocaine.

760
00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:06.280
He just kept on trucking.

761
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.519
Probably why he's been alive for five hundred years is

762
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:11.760
kept motivated.

763
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:17.000
He's going to the source in Belize. He got a

764
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:19.599
taste in Miami. Is going to where it's made.

765
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:24.280
I think he's on a worldwide adventure. You get enough

766
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:26.960
of that cocaine in the Caribbean, up your shark nose

767
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:29.719
and yeah, you're gonna you're gonna be the Magellan of sharks.

768
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:34.519
Is this gonna be the next big movie franchise cocaine? Well, yeah,

769
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:35.920
I mean that's that's the goal.

770
00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:38.320
Right. Hey man, you do cocaine for five hundred years,

771
00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:41.719
you're gonna go half blind. I'm sure. I'm sure that's it.

772
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:44.239
And you're also probably gonna have that very unimpressed look

773
00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:46.679
on your face because you've seen some done some things.

774
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:52.079
Yeah, you do blow for five hundred years, See how

775
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:52.400
you look?

776
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:04.199
Didn't Yoda say something like that? And Revenge of the Jedi.

777
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:09.880
When nine hundred year olds you become.

778
00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:12.199
All right?

779
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:14.880
Thanks hanging out with us inside the Treehouse today. If

780
00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:17.559
you see a five hundred year old shark in the water,

781
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:20.519
just say hey, Doug. We will see you at Shaker

782
00:43:20.599 --> 00:43:23.719
Ten's this afternoon in Arlington five to seven pm for

783
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:27.440
the Treehouse Roadshow. Have a wonderful Friday until we see

784
00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:27.719
you there.