Why Do Foreigners Love America More Than Americans? | Knicks Chaos, Karl Urban & Microwave Madness
The world seems obsessed with America right now—but Americans themselves may not be getting the memo. On this episode of The Treehouse Show, we dive into the strange contrast happening across social media. Foreign tourists are posting videos...
The world seems obsessed with America right now—but Americans themselves may not be getting the memo.
On this episode of The Treehouse Show, we dive into the strange contrast happening across social media. Foreign tourists are posting videos celebrating American food, road trips, sports, and culture. Japanese baseball fans are famously cleaning up stadiums after games, while back here at home, some fans celebrated the New York Knicks championship by fighting, rioting, and even shooting each other. What gives? Why do outsiders seem to appreciate America more than Americans do?
We also jump into today's celebrity birthdays, which somehow leads us down a rabbit hole celebrating the greatness of Karl Urban. From The Boys to Lord of the Rings and Dredd, is Karl Urban one of the most underrated actors working today?
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🔥 The horrifying bungee jumping accident in Brazil that left everyone asking the same question.
🎂 Celebrity birthdays and the bizarre conversations they always inspire.
🚔 A South Carolina police officer reportedly pulled a gun on another officer over one of the most controversial office crimes imaginable: reheating fish in the microwave.
🤯 Dan makes a shocking confession that leaves the rest of the Treehouse questioning everything.
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0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on Air. It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm coming up inside the Treehouse today a microwavable felony when forgetting something turns deadly and this is why we can't have nice things. You enjoy today's show, please do us a solid and share it with a friend from your favorite listening platform. Hit that shared button, send it to a friend, share it on social media, and together let's grow the Treehouse Show. You can also find us on social media and YouTube. At tree House on Air is the handle for those at Treehouse on Air for social media and YouTube. So let's start with this is why we can't have nice things. For the first time since nineteen seventy three, the New York Knicks are world champions of basketball, and they took to the streets to celebrate for four stabbings and one shooting, We're reported in
1:34 New York City after the Knicks fans went wild celebrating the NBA Finals win, and as if that wasn't enough, over the weekend. Then you had at the White House UFC event. The fight spilled out onto the White House lawn with a pail boys getting into it and I believe getting arrested. I mean both just absolutely the shocking things ever. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, if you've ever worked in a bar that shows UFC, you know there's going to be a fight.
2:15 Yeah. Meanwhile, Japan cleans up after themselves after its World Cup match in Arlington against the Netherlands. This is unreal to me. It's amazing a that they do it, and b this is not brand new, this is something that they're actually known for. This is not the first time that the japan fans have gone viral for their clean up antics after World Cup matches. No way every four years when World Cup happens. Since so, why do the Japanese fans clean up after every match? To to draw against the Netherlands, and of course videos of Japan's fans cleaning up after themselves on viral and one fan said, that's just the culture. Respect for the players, supporters and also for the stadium. We are honored to be here, so we don't want to make a mess and then leave it and it goes far beyond just football. Journalist Scott McIntyre said it reflects a wider Japanese value of cleanliness and respect for shared spaces.
3:32 The same mindset exists at schools, public events, and every day life. The tradition gained global attention in Qatar twenty twenty two's World Cup. Japanese fans clean the stadium sections after matches involving completely different teams. They're cleaning up after other teams, not just themselves. That's why if you ever read about, you know, any city in Japan at Tokyo, obviously, when it comes to mind, everyone will say it's so amazingly clean because they don't litter. Yeah. So this this tells me that we got a lot to learn from from some of our allies as far as things that we can do to be better.
4:15 It's like some people look around and go, he was gonna leave my stuff here. It's kind of like when Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott a few years ago, through a gatorade cup towards a trash. Can think it was his rookie year and he missed, and instead of leaving it, he got up, picked it up and threw it in the trash can and then sat back down on the bench. That went viral and one's like, oh my god, look what a good young man this is because he picked up trash. It's sad that that's amazing to us. That really should be a basic thing, like it be Texas, don't litter, pick up after yourself. It really should be a simple thing. But obviously it amazes us whenever we see it. Yeah, it's just it should be. It should be that when your team wins a chanceampionship, you celebrate and everyone's happy and you're not you know, shooting, stabbing, fighting, everything else.
5:08 But that generally happens everywhere. I don't know, uh, I haven't seen anything that anything happened in Carolina when they just they won the Stanley Cup. I think a lot of people in Carolina are still surprised that they have a. Hockey team that's their second Stanley Cup. I have no idea. And like I remember in Philadelphia after the Eagles, you know, won their Super Bowl from previous ones, they had greased up the light poles and the traffic lights around the city so people couldn't climb them, and they still were able to do it and fall off. But that's Philly. You expect that. I mean, Pittsburgh, Philly.
5:52 There's some cities I would expect it from. I really I was hoping for New York that because, I mean it was it was fun to watch. Because I will say this, Knicks fans are the Dallas Cowboys fans of the NBA. That is true. They always believe, they always have hope every year, and they live and breathe that team. And so I was I was happy for him. I mean hell, you could see some of the former players that they showed, Patrick Ewing and some of the other guys Oakley, they were in tears. I mean, it was a big deal. So I hoped that New York would behave better, but clearly did not.
6:35 I mean hell, even in Dallas when Cowboys won the Super Bowl in the nineties, there was there was a big mess. And and the sad thing is those probably weren't really the fans. They were just you know, kids that were just gonna screw stuff up. Yeah, as happens, and a lot of the time, and when you. Have these things, I'll just I'll never understand the whole mind said of oh my god, our team one. Let's flip over a car and set it on fire. Yeah, I don't. I don't understand that either. Uh, that's seems like an abundance of work there was.
7:18 I saw another video so where where I pulled the video of the fight in New York City after the Knicks won the title. The same account on Instagram popped up a couple of scrolls later, and it showed New Yorkers tearing up like a five guys or some burger restaurant after the Game four win, Like they're throwing burger fries around, like just destroying this fast food restaurants? Like why why are you doing that? That makes absolutely zero sense. And when when you see fans like the Japanese fans being so respectful and courteous picking up after themselves, that tells me this is a this is a nurture thing.
8:06 This is not a nature thing. This these are these are ideals and cultural teachings that obviously we are missing. I mean, I don't know. It seems stupid to say, but it's like, hey, are you really excited your team did well? Please don't flip over your neighbor's car and set it on fire. That seems like you shouldn't have to say it. But apparently we do. There is a level of entitlement with the younger, really predominantly gen Z that they don't they it's not this happens. I mean you can go through videos. There's videos every day of this happening at fast food restaurants or anything else where someone will get mad and then okay, fine, you're pissed off, but don't start hitting people are throwing, you know, breaking the furniture everything else, because you'll want to go back to that place. And a lot of these places at a certain point they're like California is a great example of this. People were like I've had enough and they just they close up shop.
9:09 Yeah, And it's so silly to me for someone to be a teenager or in their early twenties feeling like they're having their falling down moment. Falling Down being the movie that starred Michael Douglas back in the nineties where he had just had it and he just hit a break and he just went on a tear and we all felt it. And that was one middle aged white dude who's like, I'm pissed off, I have had it. I want breakfast at ten thirty one from McDonald's. That was part of that movie where he pulls out a noosy he wants his breakfast. He's like, really, it's right there. I can see it. And there's a whole movie centered around that. But that guy had years of angst and pent up frustrations. I don't feel like you get to have that when you're nineteen twenty years old. You have not lived through enough real disappointment to turn a five guys or a smash Burger upside down because they put pickles on it and you didn't want it.
10:05 Well, I mean it goes back to this is something we talked about last week of teachers and where it used to be if teachers had a problem with the student, they call the parents and parents be like, oh, I'm so sorry. I will get this handled now. Parents are in there, going, my kid didn't do that, you know what's wrong with you? They blame everyone else but the kids, and it shows it's like, don't steal, don't break stuff, don't stab. Don't stab. This is a simple things. Really. I mean, there is a video going around because there was a woman at the Carmelo Anthony, you know, and she's screaming and go I got five sons. I don't know what to tell him. This guy makes a video, he's got his five sons. He goes give this a shot. Hey, guys, don't stab anyone today.
10:52 Okay, okay, daddy, don't take a knife anywhere. All right. It doesn't have to be that complicated. You're right. It could be as simple, straightforward, Hey, don't do that. You know. It's like at one point I posted this at a bar and it was basically it's the same rules we grew up with on the kindergarten chalkboard of keep your hands to yourself, say please, say thank you, you know, wait your turn, be respectful, don't you know, don't talk while someone else is talking. Just the basic tenets of civilization of life. And we have just lost that. Yeah, we've absolutely lost that plot. On one hand, I am glad that it's not pervasive throughout the entire world, like when you see you know, fans like the Japanese fans being very respectful. It's so we can change it, but it just takes a little bit of work and a little bit of effort. I don't know if some people want to do that, which is the sad thing, because that's going to require a little bit of effort, but at least there's hope knowing that it is possible.
12:03 Well, and and and part of it is, you know, we went through in the wake of twenty twenty and George Floyd and b LM. We went through this, This pendulum swung the other way of oh, we're not going to prosecute this, We're not gonna and and it's why you now, if you go into a CBS or a walgreams half the shits behind a lot, you know, cabinet and you have to wait for someone to come get it because oh yeah, just because they're not prosecuting it doesn't mean you should steal. And that's the yeah problem. We're now faced with. Consequences. They make the world go around. I'm all for baby, I love I love me. Some consequences, how you learn?
12:52 Speaking of learning, and speaking of the Japanese World Cup fans, all the all the World Cup fans from around the world descending upon the United States of America and especially in Texas, being absolutely wowed by different things that we have in our great country that they don't have one person posting a huge bag of chips like, oh my god, is this a real size. They don't have that there. I think one of my favorites was from one of the Japanese fans. It was from a young woman who said, ever since I got off the plane in Dallas, I've been sneezing non stop. What the hell? And anyone that's lived in North Texas is like, yeah, that makes sense because we got all we got all the allergins in DFW.
13:44 Yeah, and they you know, there were plenty of videos before World Cup warning people about the heat, and they clearly did not. But I will say this, I have seen so many videos that. In fact, there was one French guy who was like, you know, Europeans, we've been told that, you know, America sucks the you know, you're fat, you're lazy, this or that. He goes, he goes, this is the best, you know country ever. It's like and you know, just he's like, we as Europeans cannot even fathom how big this country is. I mean, you could fit Great Britain into Texas. You know, there is a park in Alaska that is bigger just a park, a national park that's bigger than Great Britain. And and so you see, and it's heartwarming you see and do you see these people talking about how friendly it is and everyone, you know, it's just they're like, it's just we're not used to that. And then then you see some of the videos where especially people going to the Grand Canyon or like Zion National Park and they come across it and they're crying. It's so beautiful. They can't even you know, they can't process it. Yeah, and you're like, you know, it's as bad as you know, we we things are and everything else. It's like, this is still a pretty damn good country, and it's.
15:00 We treat each other like crap. Yeah, but we're nice to Europeans. Hey, thank god. At least at least we're being nice to the visitors. Well, we'll treat each other like I have to look dog crap, But you know what, we got visitors. Everyone put on your Sunday best. At least look like we care and look like we get along at least for a few weeks until the visitors go home. Then we can go back to, you know, hating on each other. Yeah, it's like you don't think about that because I remember like one of my favorite stand up specials and you love it too. Is Eddie Izzard if it was to kill or dressed to kill where he talks about, Oh, you go to Europe and this is where the history comes from. It's like everywhere there's a castle, like oh another castle, No other castle here, it's the exact opposite. There's a lack of established history, but there's natural beauty and wonders to behold, like you mentioned with the various park Zion and Grand Canyon and these huge wide open and spaces, and there are just simply things here that are so much bigger than what they have there.
16:06 Like I'm pretty sure like the Cinderella's Castle at Disneyland and disney World is probably bigger than actual castles in England. Oh yeah, well, like I said, one of the things they just can't you can't grasp is the size and things we I was if there was one bread who was like, you know, a two hour drive in the UK is torturous because y'all do it, you know on a Thursday. You don't even think about it. And he's right, because we just and it's like if they all thought, oh hey we can walk to the stadium, No you can't.
16:48 It's too far. You're gonna go through the places you don't want to go through. And it goes back to the thing y'all think, you know heat because and you're not even getting the ad he You're just this is like the warm up. Yeah, this is nature's warm up of the ass whipping that it is to come in July and August. That's right. You have no idea how bad it can get. Yeah, yeah, you want to you want to walk from Lamar Boulevard to the Cowboys Stadium. No, no, you don't. Mm hmm. Yeah, it's it's really it's been entertaining. And but you know, I will say this, Uh, I haven't really seen a bad, bad review, a bad thing. Uh. The worst thing I saw was that they had a picture of Rod Stewart at the Scotland match. It turns out he had just forty minutes prior to to the kickoff of the match.
17:48 He had canceled his show because he wasn't feeling well, and then they caught him in the box this match. Oh well, the Tartan Army takes no days off. There was there was another great when there was like the the the Dutch bus stopping at BUCkies. That was pretty fun. Oh, there was there was a Japanese person that had a bunch of great photos that they were going around North Texas, including including going to Texas Roadhouse to get not just a steak, but they couldn't stop it gushing about how delicious the rolls in the butter were. Yeah, and they are. I mean they're not wrong. Uh oh, what what of it? Yeah, this British couple they I've been following their account. They a lot of it. They went to Papa's brothers barbecue and they're like, oh, this is so good. And the comments, I mean, we're just blistering, like the worst. He's like, has a better barbecue?
18:49 Yeah, you went to the wrong barbecue. Blaze, man, You've been better off going to Dickies. Yeah, they like it was it was. It was so bad. I felt bad for Papa's brothers. Because but it's okay. Those that know, yeah, and there it'll probably be a good time to buy a stock and Hidden Valley because they have evidently did not know what ranch dressing was. But oh the gloriousness of ranch. Yes, it really is good on everything that'll change your life. That in Chick fil a sauce.
19:30 Well, but some of the other there's one woman, it's like, listen Europeans. Yeah, yeah, slow your role. He's like, there are things we do every once in a while. Because the woman was like, I've seen some of your videos and you're doing oh god, what's the chicken finger place? Raisin canes. You're doing raisin canes and barbecue and Chipotle all in the same day. It's like, you're gonna get the bubble gut. She gots to stop. I believe that sums up America pretty good, the bubble guts. That's right. You're in the treehouse.
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23:13 Daniel Brule is forty eight known for Inglorious Bastards Rush and his role as Zemo in the Marvel films. I'm actually in the middle. I've told you plenty tray. I'm in the middle of rewatching the MCU up to Endgame so I can watch it in theaters again ahead of Doomsday that comes out. So I'm in the middle of rewatching Captain America's Civil War, which is where this guy makes his debut. He's the one that unleashes you know, the Winter Soldier and turns the Avengers against each other. He is forty eight today. He's really really good. Actor. John Cho another actor, he is fifty four, probably best known as one half of Harold and Kumar films. He was also Sulu in the newer Star Trek movies, which were actually pretty good.
23:58 I was really disappointed they're not going to make any more of those. I was really surprised by that. I thought they had a really good thing going. I thought there would be another. But I guess one of the last ones they did didn't do as well. Maybe I don't know. Well, actually no, what I read is that at a certain point they screwed around with the script for so long that at a certain point then, uh, some of the actors and the studio is like, at this point, we would need to you know, we need to start over because now they're aging out of where it's being feasible.
24:38 That makes sense, like they they left around for too long that now it's the windows open for the reboot or the relaunch basically and RecA and everything. I'm with you. I thought the casting of that Chris Pine and obviously, ah h oh my god, I I'm in brain fog. That's okay. I'll try to help if I can't. Carl, Oh, it's bones God, that that man is. That man is a treasure. He is a fine, fine actor. I think I've told you this before. I'm going to repeat myself because you may not remember it, and for those that might be new, they may not know it. Carl Urban has been around for a very very long time. I don't even know how old he is, but he's been.
25:23 He's been a really fun actor for a long time. There was a movie he did, first of all, I love him as Judge Dread. If you have not seen his Judge Dread movie, do yourself a favor. Go watch it. It was really really good. Before that, he was in a movie called Pathfinder. This is a movie where he is like the baby of Vikings and he gets left in the new world, and he's raised by a Native American tribe basically, so he's this white kid that was the marauding bad guys. They left a kid and natives took him in, raised him. Then the Vikings come back, and now he's armed with you know, Viking stuff and Native American stuff, and he's roarring against his old Viking.
26:13 It's a really, really interesting it's a good movie. I enjoy. It's probably twenty years old, but that that was a fun one. It makes the Vikings look absolutely terrifying, which makes sense because especially to the Natives, probably were. Yeah, but that's that's a really good Carl Urban one. And obviously the boys. But anyway, John Choe fifty four, Happy Birthday him. Laurie metcalf is seventy one Emmy winning actress, best known for Roseanne the Connors, the voice of Andy's Mom, and Toy Story. She's Sheldon's mom on Big Bang Theory, and she was ed Geen's mom in the Monster series on Netflix, and she was phenomenal in that role.
26:57 She plays the Southern Baptist mother. To a t she's got one in her family. She absolutely has to have at least one, because that's so good. And then you know it's her daughter who was the mom on young Sheldon, is it? Yeah? How did I not know that? That's amazing? So yeah, that's usually the kind of nugget I know. Thank you, Trey, You're welcome. That explains why Sheldon's mom on Sheldon was so good at channeling. All right, that makes sense. Eddie Sibrian fifty three, known for Third Watch CSI Miami and being married to Lead Rimes. Arnold vassilou Is sixty four.
27:46 This is the guy that's best known as Ema Tep in the Mummy movies, which, of course they are making a new one, so Brandon Fraser, I guess Arnold vasslu will be a Rachel Weiss is coming back. That'll be interesting to see if they can pull that off, because that's that's something people have been clamoring for. That dude. That dude plays a bad guy, like I just now I know, I hear you're talking. Yeah he is. There is a certain person he plays character and he is damn good at it. Uh, go ahead. The Mummy Frank, because I I think I saw the first two and then I so there was the Brendan Fraser and then did Tom Cruise do.
28:33 A Mummy He did. He did a Mummy movie as well a few years back. All right, so now we're gonna be on the third reboot. Well it's like, I don't know, necessarily a reboot, but it's like there was like Tom Cruise's Mummy was not in the same Mummy universe. I guess as Brendan Fraser's. I think it was a totally separate take. Oh okay, yeah, but yeah. Then I think in like the third Mummy movie, there was three of them with the main people, and then it went away for a while, and now they're doing a new one because they this was interesting. So Brendan Fraser was on I think it was Polly Shores podcast recently, and with this resurgence of Brendan Fraser's career in popularity because he was writing, he was the it guy for a while. When The Mummy came out, he was a twenty million dollar man, and then it all just went away. Then he had the Oscar performance I guess, or nominated or if he wanted whatever in the whale that kind of brought that back and he caught. So he's he's hot again. So they're doing this Mummy deal.
29:41 He goes on Polly Shor's show and Polly's like, what about in Encino, Man two? Are we doing this? Can we please do this? And Brendan Fraser is like, dude, I want to, but here's the problem. I'm booked up for like the next three years solid. He's gonna have to hit the gym if he's gonna do the Mummy. If if there's gonna be anything regarding any action scenes. Yeah, otherwise just gonna look like he ate the Mummy. Uh. And I saw I think, I think if it had to have been an AI video something about there was like a I saw it on online. It was a video of Brittan Frazier supposedly working out, and he looked completely ripped, and I was like, uh uh, there's no way he looks like that yet. Uh that's way too fast even by Hollywood standard. Uh So, anyway, Arnold Vasslu was sixty four. Happy birthday. Phil Mickelson is fifty six.
30:36 Oh lefty. I saw a photo of him the other day. It was like a one of those PR headshots. Holy crazy, my god. He looked sadistic, like I think, even if even if it was on a hot female body. Those eyes would scare you. Trade I haven't seen him recently, it was it was just really frightening photo of him. Uh, Geronimo would have been one hundred and ninety seven to day, which would have been pretty impressive. And I'm bringing this up not in a funny way, but hearing Geronimo made me think of one of the absolute worst stories I have seen this year, and that is the poor woman who was thrown off of the bungeee platform without the bungee cord. Have you seen the video?
31:29 I I have. I did not. I clicked off of it when I realized what actually happened, and then I was like, okay, I can't. There's there's only a fight when you know, like Rag loved, when people you know kind of got hurt, that's entertaining, But when people die, I tend. To look away. Yeah. So I saw two separate videos, and neither one of them showed anything graphic, but they showed where you've got three people. You got two guys that are holding her above their head and a third guy I guess is supposed to be I don't know, the spotter, and they're holding her and she's head first kind of like you're flying right and then they throw you just like like letting go of a like a like a model airplane, just throw you off the bridge.
32:22 And you can see in the beginning like once she goes when she goes down, that's the end of the video. They don't show anything graphic, but you can see it right there. It's like you see her feet and there's nothing attached to it, and I just, oh god, I yeah. I saw a video from the rear of what you're talking about where you could see the rope on the ground. Yep. It's like, now, I wouldn't bungee jump. I would. I would skydive before I would bungee jump. I think I'm with you there. I damn sure wouldn't do it in Brazil. I don't know if doing even in the States. I just don't know, man, I just don't know.
33:03 But you know, like, man, you had one job, just one. I mean, at some point, who didn't check to go hey, clip to her back? Yeah, and then the two guys that through her probably looking back to the spot and be like, did you not put the court on her? I thought you were going to put the court on her. You had one job. Oh no, just awful. Yeah, that's just tragic. But it reinforces the fact that I am not doing anything crazy and foreign countries. I barely will do crazy stuff in our own country. I will not do roadside highwayside fair rides because that I just don't trust it.
33:53 Six Flags, I'll trust more because it's permanent Disney World, I would trust more. But even still, I'm you know me, I'm not even a roller coaster person anymore. I am certainly never going to do a bungee jump, and I'm certainly not going to do it in a foreign country. I think the only way that I would skydive, and yes I'm putting this out there again, the only way I would skydive is if the elite of the elite skydivers, the Army's Golden Knights, strap me to their chest. Then I would skydive. Yeah you still. I mean it's like there was just a plane crash with twelve sky divers. It's like, yeah, but those weren't the Army Golden Knights. Again, I saw a new ride or a new thing.
34:35 It wasn't in America, but where basically you're like up on this like two hundred feet up and you go out on this platform and then they just pull a lever and you drop and there's a big net below. Oh god, I just I just got chills. That sounds horrific. Oh see if I can find that video for you. Oh god, why do you hate me? I think you just love seeing me squirm. That sounds awful on the receiving end. I, however, would love to be the guy on the lever. That would be a fun job, just when they least expect it. I like that. I like that.
35:21 I'd like to be that right operator. Well, I'll be that right with with stroke Dan, I'll be the right operator. Oh god, damn, I better start eating clean. You're listening to the Treehouse, visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com. Do you feel restless and anxious, feel like something's missing in your life? Maybe you just need a little more Treehouse in it. Go to patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air and check out all the bonus feature There's a subscription offers including bonus shows, behind the scenes content, special subscriber only live shows, and so much more. That's patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. That's p A.
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37:15 I've done it. I absolutely did it to be a dick. Not only that, but I even microwaved egg whites sometimes and that smells. That smells like nasty farts, and I felt justified. You want to know why is this? iHeart okay and one bee is I was trying to eat healthy right, I'm trying to eat healthy and live right and do the smart thing, you know, and there'd be pizza all the time. In the burray groom. There's ice cream, and there's cookies, all sorts of just food that gets brought in. That's terrible for me. No one feels bad for the person trying to be eat healthy in the office by bringing in all these tantalizing treats and leaving them out like random burritos. But if I microwave one piece of fish or ten egg whites and a tougher war in the microwave in the breakroom, people get a little mad. Yeah, And I said, look, if I got to smell your delicious pizza, then you get to smell my stinky whites. I really did. I can't. At one point I couldn't believe that I was that guy. But I was just like, I don't care, I'm eating healthy.
38:32 Screw it. That doesn't mean like and you never partook in the delicious food that was put out. Of course I did, But then we also had to put up with the people that wouldn't clean up after themselves, who also had to put up with the people that would burn the popcorn once a week. Jesus Christ, well. That's I mean, I think those are they seem to be universal in radio stations. I hope that that's universal. And breakroom there's always the person that's gonna burn the popcorn. There's always just messy people or whatever. But I was the guy that was microwaving the stinky stuff. Assume me.
39:13 You should be ashamed? Should so? Anyway? Authorities say. A forty six year old Michael Dibiasei confronted a colleague about the smell in a department briefing room, then drew and pointed his surface weapon Jesus. He was arrested in charged with unlawfully pointing a firearm. He's since been fired following an internal investigation that probably took about five minutes and that found multiple policy violations. He was released on a five thousand dollars bond, with a court hearing set for August fourteenth. South Carolina law, by the way, if you're curious, says it is illegal to point a gun at someone, loaded or not. It's a no go, non starter. Don't do it. But especially if you're a cop, you know.
40:04 That goes to the whole Hey, if you're gonna point it, and you better be able to ready to shoot. It's just pointing it. We'll get you in a lot of trouble. Yes, a lot of people don't understand that is it's supposed to be. You know, if you're pointing it, that means you're ready to use it. That's what it's supposed to be. Yeah, pointing at is not the deterrent, all right. But speaking of food, in this case, this is good food, all right. The world's first official teenage mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Rhea is opening in Santa Monica, California. How has this not been a thing already? This makes so much sense.
40:45 It'll be decked out in wall the wall retro ninja turtle decor, complete with glowing green ooze neon lights, and fans can even look forward to a specialized pizza menu, a secret bar tucked away in the back that will serve adult drinks on the weekends, and of course, lots and lots of lots of Ninja turtles merch. By the way, if you're curious, teenage mutant Ninja turtles have been around since nineteen eighty four. So I ask again, how does this take forty years to get a Ninja Turtles pizza restaurant. This sounds like something that would have been a slam dunk back in the day. I mean, yeah, it was comic book and then the movies and TV show. Yeah, I'm I'm shocked that no one, no one has done this before. I mean obviously, I'm guessing they had. They're doing all the licensing. I don't know who who has. I want to say that's in the Marvel or but I'm not sure.
41:41 I'm not sure who owns all that stuff on the Ninja Turtle side, But. I mean, yeah, it's hats off to someone who. I really, Yeah, it is shocking that no one has done that up until this point. I mean, a Ninja Turtles pizza place. It just sounds like so such a slam dunk. It's so obvious. I'm sure the person that thought of doing it had to have thought. Someone has to have done this already, and finding out that they hadn't, I bet they couldn't get it done fast enough. Yeah, And I'm trying to think if there's a more like if there's anything better suit like it. It's hard to think of it now for some reason. But when you think it's like pizzaininter Turtles, that make so much sense. Restaurant there trying to think of like a movie franchise or something that would make some like product placement stuff would make so much sense. Like, I'm surprised there's maybe there is, I just haven't seen it.
42:35 Maybe there's like a Fast and the Furious model Honda Civic or something. I don't know, just something that also makes so much sense like that. I thought that was the Dodge. Maybe it was. Maybe it was Dodge had something like that. I feel like Dodge. That's why, you know so many times the car is involved in racing and stuff, just Dodge. Yeah, does Porsche have a memorial Paul Walker Porsche? Yeah? I don't think so. Probably be a bad taste if they did. Yeah, anyway, Ninja Turtles Pizza plays coming soon to Santa Monica, California.
43:22 I wish uh ooh a better call. Sauw Law Firm. Never seen it, so I'm out. I haven't seen it either, but I would. That's one of those things that makes sense, or the people that actually have like a Heisenberg, you know, math. Operation, never saw Breaking Bad. Man. I thought I. Thought, I thought you were more in touch with modern times, Trey. Those were all the shows that were in the late two thousand's early two thousand teens. It's alcohol that you were in a different place. Yeah, you were. You were watching your own shows at that time.
44:07 I might have watched it. I just wouldn't remember. And you know what, that's okay too. You can always go back. And rewatch, I never made it past season three of Breaking Bad. That's that's my that's my confession for today. There was an episode where was him doing housework and I was like, I'm out. I couldn't do it anymore. But people love it. I don't know. That'll take care of us today inside the tree House. Be sure to share the show with a friend today from your favorite listening platform, and together, let's grow the Treehouse Show. We will see you next time right here inside the Treehouse. Show that does not currently have fish in the microwave.
44:49 Tar with your ass. That's why