March 9, 2026

YouTube Ep 14 | Dear Treehouse | Relationships, PMS, Porn, and Oral Etiquette

YouTube Ep 14 | Dear Treehouse | Relationships, PMS, Porn, and Oral Etiquette
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This episode has it all, AI porn, dealing with a woman during that time of the month, and things not to do when going down on her.

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Happy Monday, everybody, and welcome to the fourteenth episode of

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Dear Treehouse, Thank you. Today we have some interesting, uh

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interesting submissions. I'll start with something that I found quite

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interesting because I'd never even thought about this, uh nor

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had I I really Then after seeing this, I found

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that it's a thing I just can't even imagine. But

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am I the asshole for being upset that my husband

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is making AI porn from and with people we know?

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I recently discovered it depends?

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Hang on, I'm just saying it depends.

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I got a couple different ways we can go on

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this one already, at least for.

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Me, it says, you know, I recently discovered.

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Yeah, my husband's been spending a lot more time on

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his computer and seemed to be a little more secretive

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about it. And then one day when he was out,

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I went and.

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Snooped at his.

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Computer and through things, and I figured out he has

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been making AI porn with people friends of ours and

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other people we know that is involving. Sometimes he's in it,

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sometimes it's with other people. I feel like that this

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is a form of cheating, that he's spending this much

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time obsessed with sex with other people. Am I the

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asshole for thinking about leaving him for this.

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No, given the extra information you supplied, no first blush.

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It depends if he's doing it to be silly or

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to possibly blackmail friends and family and coworkers and bosses.

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That's a separate issue altogether.

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But if he's doing it to get off on it, yeah,

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that's a problem. You're not the ahle. If he's doing

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it just because it's there's like some type of a

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prank involved, then it depends on how far he's taking it.

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Yes, go ahead, Rush, I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna

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let you.

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So prank porn is okay, blackmail is okay. But if

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he's doing it to jerk off, that's when you draw

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the line.

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I didn't say those things are okay.

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I'm answering the ladies question about whether or not she's

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the a hole, she's worried about her relationship, and whether

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or not he's cheating. I'm simply casting a different light

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on it with a different perspective. It depends on what

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his goals are with his homemade AI porn.

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Well, if he is putting himself and the goal is.

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Yeah, Based on the additional information, Tray gave yes. It

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sounds like he's doing it for his own self gratification.

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But again, if he was doing it with the intent

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to blackmail people, while still wrong ethically and illegal, that

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she may not have as big of a problem.

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With that, then you leave her. If she doesn't have

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a moral or ethical problem with that, then that's when

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you go, I'm gonna I'm gonna pack my stuff up.

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Now. Well you would, but you're not in a dark

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room ignoring everyone creating this stuff. We're talking about the

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guy and this girl, not you.

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But if she was okay with.

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The circumstances, is saying, if she's okay with that, then

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there's a bigger problem.

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I think no.

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It sounds to me like two people found each other

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and they found a deeper level of commitment they didn't

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know that they shared. Because if he's sitting in a

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room creating deep fake AI porn in order to blackmail

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people or financial gain, she doesn't have a problem with that.

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I think they're in a good relationship with one another.

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Bad for everybody else.

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But good for them.

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You need a new therapist.

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Why do you Why is this so difficult for you

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to understand? I'm not saying it's good or that it's right.

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I'm just saying, if she ultimately doesn't have a problem

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with what he's doing, then that's their business.

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Well I'm not saying I'm okay with it.

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But especially being that he is putting himself in in

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the AI porn with other people, you know, I would

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think that crosses a line.

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Oh yeah, now now that we know, like I said,

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since you supplied the additional information and said he's putting

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himself in these situations with these people, then yeah, there's

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a sexual component, there's a self gratification thing and there,

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and it's it's definitely a big problem.

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No, she's not the aho, But.

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If it's just blackmail, it's okay.

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That's that's that's their situation. That is up to them.

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That is not my business.

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We don't agree on much, but I like this right now.

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Do you guys not understand It's like, it's not me

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in the relationship. You are not in the relationship. Raj

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saying she's got a problem, I'm leaving, Well, you wouldn't

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care if you were in the room doing the AI.

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Stuff and she didn't have a problem. Why would you

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leave her?

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You want to feel this one?

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How do you not get this?

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I know, Okay, it is not you. It's not you.

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It's a different person. Uh huh, Okay, it's a different guy.

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You're a fly on the wall. You're not in the relationship.

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You're not coming or going or anything. You're just witnessing.

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Okay.

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And if the guy is doing something bad, his wife

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discovers the bad thing, and she realizes she's okay with it,

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why does he need to leave?

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Well, then why is it?

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Then?

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Why is it bad? If she's okay with that, it's

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not a bad thing, Okay, but.

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It's it's bad to us. It's a society. It's why

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he's doing it in secrets. Like you're talking about, she's

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the problem. I gotta leave. What if you were the

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one doing the thing? Why would you leave?

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Well, So and Dan, I understand what you're saying. But

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at the same time, if she was okay with any

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of this, I don't think we'd be reading this little

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Dear treehouse.

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Probably not, But we're assuming the way she is that

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it was with the you know, the self gratification component,

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and now we know that it is.

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But I'm just saying, what if it had some other

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twist to it? We don't know how Johnny. I'm assuming

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she wouldn't be on board with it.

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But.

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Okay.

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Next subject, Well, Raj still doesn't get it. I don't

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how do you not get this? I don't know why

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that one like two octaves up. I don't know why

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we had to go to that high pitch of a voice.

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If if they're okay, if if she's okay with running

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a crime syndicate, then all's happy.

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Phrase it like trageous. If you're okay with felonies?

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Okay?

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So what I was too broad by saying if he's

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doing something bad, she discovers it and is okay with it.

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Yeah, that's the same. They're the They're the Ai, Bonnie

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and Clyde.

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All right, next subject, please, My wife and her periods

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are testing my sanity and I do not know how

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to talk about it without sounding like a monster.

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Everyone.

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I'm writing this from the couch, pretending to scroll while

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actually bracing myself. I need to fit because I feel

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like I'm losing my grip on reality once a month.

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I love my wife, truly, She's smart, caring, and normally

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very reasonable. But every month, for about a week, it's

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like the rules of the house change and nobody tells

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me what they are.

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No, no, tho they don't. And here's the thing.

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He has come across the situation that a lot of

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men find themselves in, and that is for a short

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time each month.

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That is not your life.

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Let me finish.

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It starts with tension I cannot name. Then everything I

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do is wrong. I ask an innocent question and it

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turns into a fight. I try to help and it

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makes things worse. Last month, I folded laundry the wrong way,

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and somehow that became proof that I never listen and

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do not care. I spend these days walking carefully, replaying

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conversations in my head, wondering how a normal comment turned

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into emotional land mines. If I defend myself, I am insensitive.

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If I stay quiet, I am distant. There is no

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correct move.

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I know.

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I do not understand periods. I know that there is pain,

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hormones and exhaustion that I will never experience, not dismissing

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that I'm just exhausted too. I do not want to

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dread my own home one week a month. I want

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to be supportive without feeling like I'm slowly disappearing in

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the process. How do I talk about this without arguing.

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First of all, he needs to appreciate the fact that

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he only has to worry about this one week out

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of the month, because there's some situations where that's just

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life period. Like it wasn't just like a one week

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out of the month, that's just your life period. No

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pun intended. I'm saying that because that's how my dad lived.

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There was no reprieve of three weeks. It was just

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all hell.

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So, but there's been medical advancements where you you know,

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the birth control that they can take will actually eliminate periods.

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That is possible. The last few people i've you know,

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I've dated, uh, some were on the birth control that

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didn't have any uh. So when they did, it was

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kind of a rare thing. That was, you know, uh,

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kind of scary because it's not supposed to happen.

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Uh.

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And then a couple of them uh super painful uh

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and awful. And so that's when I was just like,

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I think I'm gonna book myself out of town. I'm

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gonna go do a show in Bridgeport.

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That's where you want.

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That couch that this guy is pretending to Doomscroll on

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and type into the void looking for help from strangers.

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That's where at the house once a month should have

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some injection handles.

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You just pop out.

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You also don't want to be goose. Hit the canopy,

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you know what?

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Maybe well and it'll go over so well when you

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go huh, you clearly don't understand your periods.

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Take this pill and it will make it better.

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Yeah. No, you're going take your chances with the canopy.

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Pull them.

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I love that move right there. That was an old

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white guy move when you start the sentence with honey,

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you're fucked either way, not only the word shod, but

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the tone.

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Did you just honey me?

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Oh no, I didn't, And I'm moving out now.

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You're so pretty.

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I'll see you back on the fourteenth?

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Uh?

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Does does the does the original poster do they? Do

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they mention how old they are in this relationship? You know,

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it doesn't matter how old he is. Does it mention

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how old she is? It does not, because if this

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is if this is perimenopause type situation, then there is

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no reprieve. Yeah, like, if so, I'm guessing it truly is.

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It's before that. It's just the once per week and

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it's the you know, the minsies but yeah, there's there's

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nothing he can do.

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Yeah, I'm you can.

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Mean there's things you can I mean heating pads and

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being a little more uh, you know, accommodating for the situation.

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I think that applies to that.

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That might help if he's not tried it. But when

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you're so far gone that the relationship is in a

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tatters because you didn't fold the laundry properly, there's really

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not much you can do because she's already down that

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dark path. So even if you bring her like a

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hot heating pad, she'll find something wrong with it.

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I did have you know, I had an ex that

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actually that was her thing when she was on her perio,

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she would actually clean and like that was her. You

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left her alone, Like she folded the laundry, she did this,

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she did that, all of that stuff. So I just

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had to step away. Just as long as I wasn't

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in her way, I was good.

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Would you sit there and do nothing or did you

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make it a point to leave the house or look busy,

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look busy.

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Walk the dog, go get groceries, do that kind of stuff.

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But definitelything else. Sit there, Yeah, but definitely not sit there.

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No, no, no call of duty. No, No, I wouldn't be

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sitting in front of you today.

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That's how you become a kill streak. I truly feel

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bad for this man because that is a horrible, horrible

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place to be. Maybe start taking notes when when she

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tells you things, so you remember them.

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And study them.

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Yeah, and I mean it's it's it's also about being aware,

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like how painful is it? How you know, like what

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does she want or need during that time? And provide

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that and outside of that, if you do all of

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that stuff and you still get grief, I don't know

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what to tell you.

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Yeah, there's nothing at that point you can do other

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than honey. Actually, I take it back, because obviously you're

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not going to do that. So if you do some

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of those sweet things and you try your best to

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be accommodating and be sensitive to her plight and she

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is still gutting you over something, then you may have

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a severe relationship discussion to have and say, look, I

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while I don't know your pain, I gree your situation.

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It's not an excuse to treat me like shit. The

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other option is to just go through the route and

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just trank her.

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And just let her sleep through the week.

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I love you, blow dark, yes, I mean it's like

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you can't go the honey, I love you.

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I know you're feeling bad. Take this. You can't do that.

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You just gotta and just right there, drop.

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Her all right? Wise from the married man, just straight

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up rambow.

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If anyone asks you why it is you have a

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go bag, it's not because of emergencies like an earthquake

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or a tornado or a hurricane. It's when something happened

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that you did not expect and you need to disappear

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quickly and quietly.

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All right, last one, all right, and I'm gonna this

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one's gonna be hard to get through without laughing.

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So here we go. Oh good. The title of this

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is he burped on my clip.

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She wasn't supposed to say the email.

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Again, there's a couple of possibilities here.

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Let me go in.

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He burped on my clip and then kept going. Not

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like a little uh oh burp, I mean he full

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on man burped into my clittorus while going down on me.

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I felt the hot breath on my huha. The scream,

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I nearly screamed, I'm not gonna lie. I was stunned,

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stunned into starfish mode. I was instantly a dry water slide.

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He had to use lube because my sex drive was gone.

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I wanted to have sex with this man.

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I really did.

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I actually looked forward to this sex. I was just

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so flabbergasted. I still am not even I'm so sorry.

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Excuse me. I would have taken embarrassment. I would have

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accepted apologies. We could have laughed about it, but we didn't.

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Oh god, we didn't. And we fucked and I put

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on my clothes and I went home and showered. Sorry,

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but the ick is real and I will not be

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seeing him again again again.

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Okay, Jesus, at least say excuse me.

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There's so much to unpack here. First of all, she's

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still She's still screwed him.

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This is why men have such a difficult time with women.

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She's thoroughly disgusted, still has sex with him, and then bolts.

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It's kind of a mixed signal situation for this guy, Like,

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if you're truly disgusted by something, you don't finish.

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The entire process, you stop it.

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When when when she dried up like a West Texas summer,

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he should have known right then. I think this is

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but women I mean, here's the thing. Women love sex

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as well. I mean, there's a you. I mean, there's

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a large part of the world that are like sex

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is just for men. Women, you know, women want to

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get their rocks off too. So she's like, hey, I'm

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already here. That was gross, but just finish. Uh and

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then she's never gonna see him again. But how do

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you Okay, here's my question. She says it in the

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in the thing where she's like, he could have just said.

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Excuse me?

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Can you can you say? Can you just look up

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and be like, oh, pardon.

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Well.

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This is why there are a number of things to

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unpack from this scenario.

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Number one, is it possible.

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That that is somehow a move of his, Like, is

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it something that he thinks that she might like because

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maybe he did it on purpose and he's adding his

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own vibration into the.

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Act burping for her pleasure.

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M h, I mean the neut Trojan commercial.

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Again, I'm not saying saying it's something that I would recommend.

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I'm just trying to put myself in the brain of

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a guy that would.

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Actually burp out a vagina.

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I mean that that would be the move, you know,

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it happens, and he pops up and goes, hey, I

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saw that in Cosmo.

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Yeah you like that?

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Oh solid?

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Yeah, throw play somewhere else. That's right, nice dude, I

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reflect and deny.

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Oh that's a solid move man.

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You can't this.

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This was in Men's Fitness. They said, you guys like this.

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Hey, hey, hey, I want you to close your eyes,

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spread your legs. I try something. Uh do you like that?

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I mean, you know, they say, you know, if you're

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eating it, you know, like make the alphabet with your tongue.

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Maybe he was doing the same thing with burps.

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I mean, really, you have to consider so many possibilities

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here now, Like she doesn't say in the post, how

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far into him going down on her he burped?

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Like was it?

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Does it matter?

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Yeah?

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Because if he'd been doing it for like five ten minutes,

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was he full? Kind of like you're you gotta make room.

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When you're a golden corral, you belt, you make a

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little room, and then you go back for more.

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She's not thanksgiving, damn.

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Look if he throws on a bib, I'm just saying

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he might be in his happy place and to him

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a burp might be a compliment. The way that some

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Asian cultures slurt their suits.

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Yes, that's true. Yeah, I mean this guy's in India.

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If you burp after a meal, it's very like to

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the to the host, it's like, oh, that was a

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good meal.

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So how do we Is it possible this guy is Indie?

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In No, you know it's not a you don't You

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don't take the carry over from after the Vinderloo belch

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to the No, this is.

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This wasn't an arranged marriage. This was casual sex and

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she left.

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So yeah, but after they finished, yeah, which I applaud

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her for that, Like she was just like, you know what,

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I still need to get my rocks off.

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So it doesn't sound like she did though she said

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she'd dry it up.

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I mean he she said that. I think he had

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to use some lube or something. So she still got

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what she wanted out of the deal. Impressive.

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Does she mean that at all, Trey, Like she just

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had him finish and so they'd be done. Or did

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she get something out of it other than other than

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a fun Reddit post.

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No, I don't think she enjoyed it.

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Uh she said she you know, she had looked forward

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to it, But I don't think that.

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Was so he ruined it with the belt, but she

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still went through and finished the entire session. That's the

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part that to me makes absolutely no sense.

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Well, and she's looking at it, you know, very you know,

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glass half empty person.

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At least he didn't gag.

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It's true.

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It's not like he got down there, took a whiff

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and passed out and died.

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Have fun explaining that to the authorities.

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