Dec. 26, 2025

YouTube Eps 4-Improve Your Dating Life With Advice From The Pros!

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We're going to help you improve your dating life by seeing the mistakes other people have made via VHS Dating and learn taking some tips from these pros!

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Here we are in the YouTube special of the tree House.

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Let's jump in face first, Shelly Trey, thank you for

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what you have bestowed upon us here inside the Treehouse.

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Look, the eighties were wild.

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It was a different time, and if you were single

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and looking for love, you didn't have a whole lot

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of options. It was real world stuff. You had to

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meet somebody in the wild. You had to be introduced

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to somebody. There was no social media, right, there was

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no social media, and so it was a different time

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and you had to go to creative lengths to meet somebody.

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I mean, unless you were going on love Connection. There

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wasn't really any out of the box way to meet

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someone romantically. No, they had dating services.

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I mean you're saying love connection, but they had like

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you could go like I think it was video dating.

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Is that what it was.

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Called VHS dating? So yeah, so you're right.

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So what you would do is you would go to

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a dating service or a matchmaking service and you would

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be interviewed mm hmm, and then they would keep your

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tape on file, I guess, and then you someone else

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goes into the office and watches all these videos and

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sees you and goes, oh, well, I gotta go on

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a date with that hunk or babe or babe.

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Have a headshot and a like a questionnaire and then a.

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Video you recorded, but not just any video one.

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That's how do you know those hold on? You knew

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that very specifically.

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I mean it's not the first time I had this discussion.

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I mean that was a little a little before my time.

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But okay, true, you knew the questionnaire. You knew that

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it had to be you know.

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At one point and I cannot tell you what year

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this was when Russ was bitching about being single one

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and I wish I could remember the name of the service,

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there was still one that was old school like this,

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and they wanted him to do it, and he was like,

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hell no, But that was the whole deal is you

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filled out a questionnaire, they took a headshot, and then

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they recorded you like, you know, two minutes, you know,

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you telling him about yourself.

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Did he do it?

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No?

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Okay, because that would be if we we'd make millions.

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Russ Martin's follow through was famously lacking.

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His pullout game wasn't strong.

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No, that actually was pretty strong.

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But if they didn't if they didn't pull up to

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his house. He wasn't.

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Oh eh wow, yeah, all right.

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So, yes, the eighties were a wild time.

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If you wanted to meet somebody, you had to think

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outside of the box. Maybe you go into one of

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these matchmaking services. They take a photo of you, you

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fall out a survey, and then they bust out the

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old camcorder and they record you, interview you, and then

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that's supposed to be the thing that seals the deal,

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that'll get you a date and possibly possibly lead to love,

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like London here did back in the eighties. This hunk

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walked into a matchmaking service and they said, get the camera.

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We're ready raw as you can look now.

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By the way, just imagine walking into the eighties matchmaking

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service and they show you this man's photo and you say,

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I need to watch his video. You don't need the questionnaire.

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You want to go straight to the goods. And this

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is what London has to say about finding love in

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the eighties.

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Sure, my name is London. I'm here to find my fullmate.

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Or my next victim.

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Oh he has very recently, like based on where I

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paused the video, he's doing it right now.

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Oh, the name is London. I'm here to find my fullmate.

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It's so awkward when they first learned to smile.

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I've been out for four minutes. Prisons, not far.

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Rip then single. Okay, here we go. I gotta see

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that smile again.

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It means London. I'm here to find my soulmate.

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At this point, I'm thinking just about anyone would be

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Just find anybody that can spend the time with me.

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Is somebody worth spending time with?

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Oh?

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I have times?

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Uh?

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What's that tray?

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I said, voluntarily?

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Yeah, voluntarily, Yeah, I'll take the cuffs off.

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I promise not to run.

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I may not look it, but I'm lightning fast. My

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beard that has no drag.

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I have several pastimes. I enjoy night life, stocking.

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I like the boogie.

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This is the face of the boogie man.

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There's so many jokes I can't say now.

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I'll let you collect your thoughts. Will we watch more

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of London?

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Finding love joy, the club scene.

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I love billy club.

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I like seals too, I love them, preferably the young ones.

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Yeah.

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I love white people.

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I love London.

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You know he found love, you just know it.

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The club scene. I love dancing yes.

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On the ceiling.

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Sorry, sorry, Jenny taught me after Aids.

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You're right.

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This is this is a running forest when he goes

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on his cross country runs.

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That's that's what this is what he looked like.

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I'm big on dancing on corpses.

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Great way to meet people. I have a unique culinary

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gift in which I am capable of.

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We all know it's cannibalism, right, I was hoping wisagna.

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Oh, they're layers players of people.

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Creating delicious meals on the shoe string budget.

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So the perfect first date.

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Would I often have to cook with on a shoe

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string budget because when they take me in, they take

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my shoe streaks away from me.

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Ladies, I can post bond.

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See jokes on us.

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He's probably got a YouTube channel with a million subscribers

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called Inside the Institutional Kitchen.

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No, I think this one. It's called red as Dead.

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That's what it looks like.

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His gamer tag is red Rum.

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From Prison.

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Involve a beach. What we do on the beach is.

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Rather unimportant because it is the beach and there is

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fun to be had there regardless of activity, And so

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I might take my date to the peer. We may

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stroll upon the pier and.

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Throw her off.

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He ends it with a bang.

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Oh god, I hope so enjoys. It sounds like a

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hostage negotiation.

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I'm gonna take her to the pier. We're gonna go

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to the pier. Here's what we're gonna do. And then

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you're gonna get me a helicopter.

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Take my date to the peer. We may stroll upon

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the pier and enjoy a.

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Soft press.

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I don't know why people called it that, And then

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I will tie you when knots.

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Your next Jenny, Wow, that is a.

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Yeah?

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That was a.

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Did he find love? Do we know what happened?

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I didn't look for an update. He didn't.

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Sometimes you just don't want to know the end of

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the story. You just want to let your imagination run

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wild or off the end of the pier.

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I want to see where this guy's story ends, because

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I promise you it's just a black dude doing life

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with him.

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But I'll tell you right now, red Rum is not.

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The bitch.

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Now with that beard m.

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I personally like to think that he found love, and

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specifically I like to think that he may have found

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love with a special someone who might have been under

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his nose all along, inside the same matchmaking agency.

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M okay, I am an M eight firecracker with generous hips.

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I mean, Brett Michael's looks so young.

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I can really see her. I really see her in

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London hitting it all.

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I loved her and White Snake, Well this is the

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mixt pro can we with the White Snake video?

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Mm hmm?

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I am an M eighty firecracker with generous hips. With

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shakin' Tina Teranova, I don't know about love at first sight.

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I mean, come on, can we be realistic here? I'm

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not gonna settle. Look around, everybody settled. My best quality

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is my unwavering allegiance to myself. I know who I am.

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If you don't, or you can't figure it out, I'm

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not a great sleeper. I do a lot of horse

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kicks in the night.

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Be patient.

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That's okay, because okay, I feel like London would be ended.

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London doesn't sleep, He's just watching, keep kicking.

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I'm almost done. I want to go back to the eighties.

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I want to go back to sleep.

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Well, you're not gonna if you're with Tina.

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But if you're with London, I'm up.

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