March 11, 2026

Dak Prescott-Lord Of No Rings | Wednesday 03.11.26

Dak Prescott-Lord Of No Rings | Wednesday 03.11.26
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We start off today talking about the rumors swirling behind Dak Prescott calling off his wedding.  Is he that allergic to rings?  Then, Dan tells us about the peppers growing in Tara's garden and how he fell for "Just The Tip" again.  Lastly, we discuss a prison inmate who got busted having sex in a port-a-potty.  Would you do it?  

LINKS:

Dak Prescott, Sarah Jane Ramos Breakup Not Due To Prenup

Jail "Trustee" In Porta-Potty Assignation


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with

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Trade Trenholm and Rebecca Black. Coming up on today's show

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Wrong Answers only my wife versus a Hot Pepper, and

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we're going to start with a relationship on the Rocks.

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News broke over the weekend at Dallas. Cowboys quarterback Dak

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Prescott and Sarah Jane Ramos called it quits one month

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before their wedding, and since the announcement, rumors have been

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flying as to the reason for the sudden breakup, including

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a disagreement over a prenup and my personal favorite, Dak

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is made of ring repell.

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I hadn't heard that one.

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There's been very there's been varying ring jokes around. I

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mean every post I've seen, the first and most liked

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comments have been slamming Dak and his avoidance of rings, like, oh,

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he's still bro can't get a ring, Bro, couldn't even

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get this ring.

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All these types of ring jokes.

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It's the closest he's ever been.

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It really is and that one too, saying this is

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the closest Dak will ever get to a ring and

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he still can't get it there. But I just know,

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I just know that somewhere Tony Romo is laughing his sketchers.

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Off appreciated the sketcher comment, Thank.

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You, dre What what where's your head on this whole scenario?

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You know, Dak can't even buy a ring like that.

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I mean, he bought it, but he has a return

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it now.

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No, but he he choked before he could put it on.

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That's right. Uh, it does This does bring.

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Up and no, no, and Rebecca, he bought a ring

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for somebody else. When it came to getting the one

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on his he choked before he got got there.

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Facts, you are absolutely correct. Technicalities right there. We can't

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win on a technicality here, and that's.

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And that's how sports and relationships get intertwined. And look,

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so I want to point this out because I think

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it's fair to say there are a lot of assumptions

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going on when it comes to this whole story. And

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ever since the news broke, people just started filling in

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the gaps because there was no information. We as a

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species have a real hard time keeping our thoughts to ourselves,

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and social media has made everything worse. So when we

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hear about a couple that's broken up and we don't

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get any information as to the reason why, we start

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coming up with our own reasons. And sometimes those reasons

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are reflections of ourselves. Sometimes it's just wild assumptions. I

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don't know, but this is all heightened when it's celebrities

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and there's money involved, lots and lots of money, lots

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and lots of drama. And if Dak keeps this up,

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there's going to be an entire Bravos series called The

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Real Exes.

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Of Dak Prescott Fingers Crossed.

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I'd actually watched that one. Say I haven't watched any

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of those shows. I would probably watch that one.

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Anything involving an X I'm gonna watch. I do not

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care if you're married already, because the real drama is

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happening amongst the exes, especially when you have kids.

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With the X.

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Yeah, especially if you get them all in a room

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with some wine. Yeah, that's going to be dangerous for

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whoever the common denominator is. But let's be honest, we

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all had our own assumptions a month before the wedding.

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Everything as far as we all knew, which is nothing,

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seemed fine. They got two kids together already, they're having

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a joint bachelor bachelorette party and the barmas, which we

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didn't even know about until it came out that, uh,

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they had broken up a month before the wedding. So

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because it's a month before, we all start coming up

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with our own stories as to the reason why. Oh,

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it's clearly a prenup issue.

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He cheated.

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I saw one girl comment on one of the posts

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I saw saying he was in my likes just a

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week ago.

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I remember, I have no idea if that's true.

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Uh So, where do we stand before we dig into

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anyone's claims or statements, what do we think happened?

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I think she had the kids and now she's like, well,

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I don't really have to go through with it.

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I am shocked you would say something so anti anti feminist.

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Rebecca, Oh is that anti feminist? She got hers? She's

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good for the next eighteen years.

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Got to a card.

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I'm like, she has time to save.

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I said.

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She popped out two ATM cards Like yeah.

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This is again. As as a celebrity with a gajillion

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dollars on the line all the time. I have never

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understood why you would have a baby with somebody before

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you've like nailed all of the money stuff down. I

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have never understood that, because to me, that just screams

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somebody's only in it for this.

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Yeah, So the two biggest re Becca let me because

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in the heat of the moment, you're not wanting to

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call your attorney and go, hey, can you got work

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draft in these documents?

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I mean, but once you've signed your NFL contract deal,

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a lawyer hasn't already presented like the NDA kind of

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situation to you, like where you just slide it across

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the table before the events begin.

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You know, that would actually make sense.

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Any agent worth his or her salt, yes, is dealing

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with millions of dollars and his whole mission is to

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protect his client, not to protect his client's relationships or

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his client's girlfriends, or.

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Or because because professional athletes listen to their agents and

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advisors so often.

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Wait, wait, wait, I have to insert this one fun

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fact about the NFL. My brother is a former NFL

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football player. Okay, when they sign their contracts with teams,

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when they get drafted, I'm not kidding you. They have

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a three day rookie introduction where they go over all

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of these things. They talk about using protection, they talk

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about women are only in it for cash, and that

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they will take your money. They literally have a three

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day conference devoted to.

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The very thing, and it has failed ever since they institution.

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That says more about you men.

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No, what it goes to is you were talking about

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elite athletes who have been for the most part, pampered

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and babied since they were probably in junior high, but

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especially in high school, even more so in college. And

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and they don't a lot of times they've had people

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around them that just cleans up their messes for them.

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This just happens to be a mess you you can't

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really clean up up. But here's the thing. We're talking

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about prenups. Rebecca's right at this point a month before

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I doubt they're still haggling over a prenup, you know.

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And if she has a decent attorney with two kids,

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no matter what happens, she could secure that she's she's

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set for life and sort of kids.

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Yeah like that.

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I have a tough time with that that one.

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Yeah, so I think it's been Here's the problem with

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the rookie orientation when it comes to the NFL.

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Okay, I can't tell this story. On can't, I.

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Can't.

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They knows part of the story. Uh actually knows the story.

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But all I'm gonna say is with certain organizations, if

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you look at their the upper leadership and management, sometimes

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they don't set the best example. And we'll go from

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oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the story.

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Yep, yeah, let's just keep that. Let's keep that in

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our back pocket should we ever actually need it.

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Someday we'll tell Rebecca the story.

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Thank you.

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I was literally like, after we get off, I'm going

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to need to hear that.

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I know, because I could see you drooling.

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I love a good story, especially when it's probably somebody

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I might know.

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This is a this is a good one.

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But anyway, back to the rookie orientation that the NFL gives,

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You're right, yeah, they have that rookie orientation. They get

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these guys in a closed room for like three days

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and give them all all the trials and tribulations, the warnings,

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all of it, and then most of them don't listen.

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And here's why all they're doing is doing the same

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all these players not all, but a good number of

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these players have skated by in classrooms their entire athletic lives.

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If you're trying to deliver a message to them that

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they'll retain, you shouldn't do it in a classroom. They've

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been trained to ignore stuff being told to them in

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a classroom, So you need to find another way to

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do it so it actually sticks. And it's really difficult

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because also think of yourself when you were twenty two

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years old, did you really listen to anybody older than

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you that said, if you don't listen to me, you're

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gonna be in trouble.

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No, we just have to learn it on our own.

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Especially when that lesson is coming from somebody who's making

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a twentieth of what you're making. Right. Yeah, and not

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only Dan, you're talking about the classroom these guys have had,

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especially when you get to college. They have people that

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follow them around and clean up their messages, especially if

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they're the upper echelon of players. They have a number

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they can call where someone cut. They have fixers.

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M I think I'm just more sad at the lack

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of common sense like that. You can't put the two

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and two together here, like it's very it's sad.

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And what is that?

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But they can't figure out that, like this kind of

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stuff is gonna happen, like there's always gonna be a

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money She right, like yeah.

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So.

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On, so everyone knows who Emmanuel Accho is, former NFL player.

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Now he's on TV a lot.

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He's got a podcast along with the rest of us,

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and he was saying on it he was leaning into

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the whole prenup rumor talking about whether or not prenups

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are a good idea or not. And that's a whole

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other topic to have. That's a whole other topic of

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discussion to have in general. But as far as it

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goes with Dak and his now ex. She decided to

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dive into the comments on a clip of that show

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on Instagram to say, no, this is not about a prenup.

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I hope we can put that to rest now. And

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to know, shock to anybody, no one believes her. All

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the comments after that are basically like okay, yeah, you know,

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no one believes it. Everyone thinks like if there was

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a percentage, it'd be like eighty ninety percent. It was

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an issue with the prenup, I e her fault and

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the other small percentages. Oh Dack did something like he

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cheated or whatever.

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I don't actually think it's a prenup situation. Do either

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of y'all believe that? Excuse? I really don't. I think

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she's being honest in that that it's not a pre

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nup thing.

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No, I want to believe that, Yeah, I want to.

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Yeah, they've been engaged for forever well and yeah when

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he signed that new deal. I mean they've had plenty

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of time. I think a pre nup was ironed out

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a long time. And like I said, I am sure

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she had representation that.

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I mean, you have to.

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It wouldn't take her to have you know, some incredibly

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you know, shark attorney to carve out a deal for

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her that she's set for life.

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Like you're having a gigantic wedding in Italy or whatever. Yeah, right,

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you don't plan a hardcore, ridiculously stupid expensive wedding in

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Italy without already having those detail set in stone.

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I don't think logically, absolutely, that makes all the sense

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in the world. Now here's another angle on this that

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I want to bring up. When the news broke, they

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released a statement, well, actually really didn't even release a statement.

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They send an email to all their guests, and then

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one of the guests leaked at the TMZ and it said,

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as many of you know, our wedding is currently scheduled

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to take place in Lake Como, Italy on Friday, April tenth,

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twenty twenty six. It is with heavy hearts that we

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privately inform our attendees that we have made the very

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difficult decision to cancel our wedding. We deeply apologize for

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any inconvenience this may cause you, and we welcome your prayers.

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Sarah Jane Ramos and Dak Prescott emailed two wedding guests

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via TMZ.

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What's the appropriate etiquette when you call off a wedding?

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Is it an email? Because I feel like I don't know,

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you should be like it's the easiest.

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I mean, it's either that or you just yes, yes,

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you absolutely return the gifts if you've received any. But

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to be honest with you, the amount of money he

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makes if you are registered for gifts anywhere off.

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Yeah, I agree with that for sure.

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You should.

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You shall.

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You should reimburse people for their if they lose money

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on their travel, agreed.

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M especially if you're inviting some of your friends who

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aren't as well off as you and can't afford to

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not only go to Lake Como, Italy for your wedding,

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but maybe couldn't afford to go to the Bahamas on

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the joint bachelor bachelorette party, which brings me to my

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last point. I wanted to mention about this. The email

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to the guests got leaked to TMZ. The real story

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is gonna come out about this. Someone in that party's

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gonna spill the tea and I'll be here to drink it.

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So did you see the stripper rumor? So not for

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Dak by the way, for her like, apparently at the

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co bachelor bachelorette party there was a stripper incident and

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things may have gotten a little too far with the.

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Tray. What's the name of the guy that Diddy was

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really really big.

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On the hammer, the one that he used to pay

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to bang cast or whatever.

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I think the hammer, I think it was his nickname

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or something like that.

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Was he there because that might explain it? We got

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a Diddy ho.

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So no, I had not heard that rumor about there

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being some inappropriateness with the stripper on her part.

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Yeah, I saw it on Instagram. There's no telling if

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that's if there's any validity behind it. But I'm all

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about giving a false opinion and a false story when

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it comes to this.

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So yeah, if it's fun and exciting and adds drama

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to it, sure, I mean I saw a post on

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Instagram the other day that said McDonald's meat is made

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of people, So sure.

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There you go.

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I mean, just Dak is the anti Gollum.

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That's really good. I mean sports and literature.

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We're so smart guys.

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Trey and Rebecca. Before I tell you about my wife

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versus the hot pepper, I want to give you Actually,

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let me phrase it this way. You know, naughty by nature, yeah, BP, Yeah,

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you know, I am you. I am curious by nature.

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And what I mean by that is this. As far

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as the Dak Prescott, Sarah Jane Ramo's breakup thing, TMZ

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came out and said, at least according to reports, that

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her family has money, so it's not necessarily about a prenup.

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But when it comes to prenups, do you think prenups

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are bad?

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You know?

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I think in my younger days when I was like

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twenty something and like the idea of marriage was just

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so like, oh, it's a fairy tale. Yes, I thought

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they were bad, but now that I have aged and

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gotten wiser in my years, I don't think it's bad,

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especially when you're dealing with hell of money like that.

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Yeah, because if you're on the receiving end of the prenup,

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do you feel insulted?

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I I can kind of understand that, But there has

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to be like a part of you that knows, like

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if you've got gajillions of dollars in your bank account, like, yeah,

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there needs to be some protection. It really has nothing

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to do with you. It's just the dollars.

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I guess the it was.

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It was interesting in that clip that I saw that

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Sarah Jane Ramos had commented on on Emmanuel Occhio's podcast.

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He was saying, look, if you have a prenup, this

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is it. It's bad to have a prenup because, and

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his reasoning was, this person has your life in their hands.

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So he's like, you sleep next to this person every

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single night. If they wanted to kill you, they could,

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so why are you making them sign this prenup kind

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of a thing, which is an interesting angle totally, and

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but one of my I don't.

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I don't think I took a screenshot of it.

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But someone brought up a very salient point, which is

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the person you marry is not the person you divorce.

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So that is an argument for the prenup. And I've

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always kind of wanted to be on the romantic side

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of the prenup. It's like, no, it shouldn't have to

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be a thing, but ultimate either you do one or

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the state does one for you. If you get divorced,

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stuff's gonna get split up. So either you have a

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say in it, or it's all based on what is

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state law in your state.

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Trade where do you fall?

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I fall I'm for them. And here's what people don't

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think about. If you're on the receiving end of a

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pre nup, just because that person has money now doesn't

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mean they're gonna have money ten to fifteen years from now. True,

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you can also protect yourself because you can go, Okay,

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you've got one hundred million dollars, you put fifteen of

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it in an account that's strictly for me and the kids.

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No matter what happens, you can't touch it. They make

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because they make one bad investment, one bad decision all

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that money could go away and you're protected for the

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rest of your life.

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So they they you hate to.

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See to look at romance as a business transaction, but

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ultimately everything, almost everything in life is. And if you

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go back and look at some of the big decisions

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you make along the way, and you're like, man, if

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I had had put something in writing and done things differently,

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I'd be in a better position. Marriage is the same way.

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So I think I've just had the realization of where

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I fall on this in its entirety. And that is

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on top of if you don't do one, the state's

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going to do one for you. If you're on the

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receiving end of the prenup. If you were marrying someone

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worth a hundred million dollars and they present you with

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a prenup, a couple things. Number one, that's not the

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thing you have to sign. It's a negotiation. You can

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set yourself up for success in the event that the

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marriage dissolves. Next up, if you have the prenap can

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also protect you. If you let me back that up,

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the prenap can also protect you. The person you're marrying

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is worth a hundred million dollars and you're worth five dollars.

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But if you have goals in life, and you have

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things you want to accomplish, like start a business or

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do something that could possibly make you a bunch of money,

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it makes sense to protect yourself. Also, because it goes

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back to what Trey said, just because the person you're

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marrying has money now doesn't mean they're always going to

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have it. They could lose it, and then what if

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you're the bread winner and then once they've lost it,

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you have become successful and now they are dependent upon you.

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So it makes sense to protect yourself in that matter.

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It's not just a one way street. And the other

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thing is this, if you don't have any goals to

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do anything in life where you could actually become the

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breadwinner in that situation, or at least on equal footing

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financially as your partner, then that person should be sticking

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a prenup in front of you.

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Yeah.

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I totally agree with you. I really do, lawyer.

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Did I'm not even I didn't even finish college.

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I'll hire you when I get divorced.

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Dan.

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I think it's important that I use the disclaimer that

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my thoughts and opinion should not be taken as legal advice,

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but I will take your money, yes, thank you very much.

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And also since Trey you mentioned the child support thing,

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I googled this to see what because I know when

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we talked about the Deon Sanders divorce case years ago,

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that was when I learned about the child support stuff

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in Texas that there's caps on it.

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Despite where there is, this is not child warning.

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This is not other states where you can get a

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quarter of a million dollars a month in child support nonsense.

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In Texas they actually just increased it.

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Last September twenty twenty five, the maximum monthly net resources

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used to calculate child support in Texas increased to eleven

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seven hundred dollars.

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That's the maximum.

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Is that a month?

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Yeah? I mean, I mean that's a lot of money.

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I will get that. Yeah.

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Now granted that's a dropping that's a dropping a bucket

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when you a guy making sixty million a year, that's like,

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that's just that's a valet.

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Tip.

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The maximum guideline child support amounts based on this cap

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it goes. It breaks it down to how many children

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you have and how much each child is a cap at.

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But the ultimate maximum is eleven thousand, seven hundred bucks.

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However, high earners. There is a high earner exception.

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If a parent earns over eleven thy seven hundred per month,

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the court may still order additional support based on the

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income of the parents and the needs of the children

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exceeding those guideline maxims. That's a big if, though, because

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you're talking about a state that has a cap. You're

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gonna have a difficult time trying to say you need

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a quarter of a million dollars a month in child support,

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like some states get away with it. You hear about

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it and other celebrity divorces and stuff, and ultimately, like Rebecca,

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you just said, I mean twelve grand a month.

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That's that's that's good. That's yeah, that's a good job.

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I can make that work.

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I'll find a way to scrape.

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Yes, I will. I will scrape by not a problem.

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And if we want to double that, because he's got

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two kids, I can make it happen.

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Sure you know, and look and this and this is

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something that can also be stuck in your prenup. Absolutely

479
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everything's negotiable in that prenup. I mean, people put some

480
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:18.960
weird stuff in there.

481
00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:25.119
Well, and and by law, whoever is presenting the prenup

482
00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:30.680
has to if kind of like your Miranda rights, if

483
00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:33.440
the other person doesn't have money for counsel, they have

484
00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:36.279
to provide counsel for them to go over it for

485
00:25:36.319 --> 00:25:38.119
it to be binding.

486
00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:39.839
Yeah, so.

487
00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:45.160
You have a decent attorney, you can carve out a

488
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.720
good deal for yourself where you're taken care of.

489
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:51.440
I've also heard that in Texas, even though we have

490
00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:53.759
like those laws and those caps and all that kind

491
00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:55.759
of stuff that, like Trey said, if you do have

492
00:25:55.799 --> 00:25:58.559
a really good attorney, there's loopholes and all of it.

493
00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:00.359
Everything's negociable.

494
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.599
Well, like the child support cap.

495
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:07.759
That's the cap for the state mandated, Like if you

496
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.559
don't pay child support and you get hauled to court,

497
00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:14.000
their cap. Now, as far as a settlement goes in

498
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:17.359
a divorce, there is no cap. Everything is negotiable. So

499
00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:21.680
you know, if you're making two million dollars a year,

500
00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:25.559
so that's you know, roughly one hundred and seventy five

501
00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:30.359
thousand a month, you can afford thirty forty that whatever

502
00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:35.400
and exaid. Yeah, it's all negotiable or smaller fee. But

503
00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:36.960
then they have to pay because then it comes down

504
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:40.200
to schools, medical insurance, all all the other crap.

505
00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:43.720
And let's be honest, these are all rich people problems

506
00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:46.759
because those of us poors don't have to worry about

507
00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:48.400
free and ups because we don't have enough stuff.

508
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:53.200
Now like, oh, did you want my old crappy lounge

509
00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:55.400
chair from college? Sure you can have that.

510
00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:58.920
If anything, that would be more like punishment than than

511
00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:02.319
the win, you know. So like my marriage, my wife

512
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.599
did not present me with a prenup before we got married.

513
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:06.559
I didn't present her with one. But this morning was

514
00:27:06.680 --> 00:27:09.920
very different. She came from the garden and presented me

515
00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:12.480
with one of her hot peppers. So my wife is

516
00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:15.720
a is a gardener on the side, and I like

517
00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:16.559
some hot peppers.

518
00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:18.640
And the ironic thing is she does not.

519
00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:22.039
My wife cannot handle spicy, so she grows some hot

520
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:24.839
peppers for me. And part of the irony there is

521
00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:27.880
the things that grow the best here are hot peppers,

522
00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:28.680
and I can't.

523
00:27:28.519 --> 00:27:31.079
Keep up with her yield.

524
00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:35.279
Oh yeah, what kind of peppers are we talking about?

525
00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:40.359
What's the he that hot pepper?

526
00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:44.759
We can't remember the name of it. It's like a

527
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:47.119
it's like a citrusy hall opanion. We can't remember the

528
00:27:47.160 --> 00:27:48.119
exact strain of it.

529
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:52.000
But I was gonna say, how hot is it?

530
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:52.160
Like?

531
00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:54.240
Do you have a Do you have the Scoville number

532
00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:54.640
for it?

533
00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:57.240
I don't because I can't remember the name of it,

534
00:27:57.880 --> 00:27:59.960
but I'll find out and i'll let you know, because

535
00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:02.799
I know Holapanno's are like they start at twenty five

536
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:08.079
hundred on the Schoolville. These look like the like the

537
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:11.160
bird's eye peppers, which are extremely hot.

538
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:13.160
It's not that it's not that hot.

539
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:17.680
I would say about a halapano, maybe between a Holapano

540
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.640
and a serrano. So spicy, but cit your seat, it's

541
00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:23.599
very nice. So they just recently, Oh, she brought me some.

542
00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:25.640
So this is what it looks like. This is what

543
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:27.880
it looks like when it just green. You know, it's

544
00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:30.400
a green, thin pepper. It looks kind of like a

545
00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:35.759
small Anaheim pepper, but it's much spicier than that. And

546
00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:40.200
and now they've started to turn yellow. So since they

547
00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.319
started to turn yellow, Tara wanted me to try one

548
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.119
to see how spicy it was, to see if it

549
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:44.920
like calmed down.

550
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:46.480
That's what I was wondering too.

551
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:51.480
It did not usually gets hotter, right, That's exactly what

552
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:53.720
it did. So she handed it to me. Maybe I

553
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:56.119
shoot the best for the prenup instead of this she hands.

554
00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:57.759
She's like, hey, I need you to try. Like, okay,

555
00:28:57.799 --> 00:28:59.480
that's right, I'll stick this in my mouth. So I

556
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:01.559
do the smart thing and I buy it off the

557
00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:05.480
end like this right, just a tiny a little nibble

558
00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:05.920
on the end.

559
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:11.759
And I said, this is not for you.

560
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.480
You can't handle it. Oh how sweet. That's romantic and

561
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:16.640
nice gesture of you.

562
00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:19.160
That's exactly what I did. But the problem is my

563
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:23.079
wife doesn't listen to me. I told her, I told

564
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:23.960
her not to try it.

565
00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:25.119
It's not a tarra pepper.

566
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:30.519
Her response was, but I grew it. She has personal involvements.

567
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:31.799
She wants to you know.

568
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.680
Yeah, I appreciate the thought behind wanting to eat the

569
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:37.039
pepper because she did grow it with her own two hands.

570
00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:37.480
I get it.

571
00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:40.519
Then she did something you really should not do when

572
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:44.119
trying a hot pepper. She took the open end that

573
00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:48.200
I had bitten off and touched it directly to her tongue.

574
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:50.160
And I'm trying it was like, slow mo, I'm trying

575
00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:55.279
to tell her, no, just nibble on the teeth, wish

576
00:29:55.319 --> 00:29:57.279
it around a little bit. You don't touch it directly

577
00:29:57.319 --> 00:30:00.599
to your tongue because that's where the fire starts. Yeah,

578
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:04.640
and she instantly regretted it. Her face changed her mood.

579
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:09.759
It was one of the saddest yet most adorable faces

580
00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:12.319
I've seen her make, because it was it's like she

581
00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:14.920
turned into a child, just like she's like kind of curious,

582
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:19.839
like you like, that's so the spicees started washing over

583
00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:20.359
her palate.

584
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:21.759
Yeah, I was game over at that point.

585
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:26.720
Did she cry? Okay, she handled it pretty well.

586
00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:29.559
Then she she did do pretty well. I give her credit,

587
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:32.160
but yeah, that woman cannot handle spicy. She got that

588
00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:35.160
from her mom, and she's better than her mom was.

589
00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:37.319
Like her mom couldn't even handle black pepper.

590
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:40.000
Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine my life without

591
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:40.559
black pepper.

592
00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:43.880
I can't imagine my life without some of these, right

593
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:44.799
and good.

594
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:47.799
So it's safe bet she's not gonna do hot ones.

595
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:50.200
Op. I found the seats.

596
00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:57.359
That's your fault. Why on earth would you choose to

597
00:30:57.400 --> 00:30:58.400
eat it during.

598
00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:00.680
A show, Because I'm a man.

599
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.200
You show your list right.

600
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:06.920
Now, I do, And at a certain point you've got

601
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:16.400
to realize quit following for just the tip. Okay, you're

602
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621
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.279
can handle back inside the Treehouse. We are going to

622
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:31.559
do today something we've not done in quite a while.

623
00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:34.960
And I think Rebecca, this might be your first time

624
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:37.880
inside the treehouse. To play this game. It is called

625
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:43.440
wrong answers only. Okay, I'm going to give you a

626
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:46.839
headline or a story, a sentence basically, and I'm going

627
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:49.279
to leave a part blank, and it is your job

628
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:52.799
to fill in that blank with the wrong answer.

629
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:54.119
Are we ready?

630
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:58.319
Yes? No, I'm terrible at this at.

631
00:32:58.240 --> 00:32:59.000
Fill in the blanks.

632
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:01.039
Yeah, yeah, I know. I know I'm going to be bad.

633
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:01.480
Let's go.

634
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:06.920
I appreciate your enthusiasm, even feeling like you're not going

635
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:07.799
to be any good at it.

636
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:08.799
All right, here we go.

637
00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:13.079
An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event

638
00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:17.920
to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a blank.

639
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:22.400
I need the wrong answer only. An inmate left his

640
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:25.920
work detail at a fundraising event to have a romantic

641
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:30.759
interlude with a woman in a blank. I'll give you

642
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:32.359
a couple of seconds to think it over. I need

643
00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:35.480
your wrong answer only, Trey.

644
00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:36.119
Are you ready?

645
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:37.640
Sure?

646
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:39.720
Rebecca? Are you ready?

647
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:40.680
I think so?

648
00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:45.079
All right, let's go with Trey. You're up first.

649
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:47.839
An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event

650
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:52.480
to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a

651
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:53.480
corn dog stand.

652
00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.759
It's delicious. Two birds, one stone.

653
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:02.480
That one stick.

654
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.960
I don't have my sound effects machine, so ding that

655
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.880
is the wrong answer, which makes it the correct answer.

656
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:15.000
Good job, Trey, that is a wrong answer. Next up, Rebecca.

657
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:18.559
An inmate left his work detail at a fundraising event

658
00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:21.760
to have a romantic interlude with a woman in a.

659
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:28.320
Blank golf cart. That didn't tell himbout bad.

660
00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:35.440
Uh, that is a wrong answer, so ding that actually

661
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:36.360
makes it correct.

662
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.480
Here on wrong answers only, Man, we gotta put a

663
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:41.800
fade on that thing tray. All right, are you ready

664
00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:47.320
for Yeah, that's a nice soothing more soothing that way. Okay,

665
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:49.039
are you ready for the right answer?

666
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:50.000
Yes?

667
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:53.159
And an inmate left his work detail at a fundraising

668
00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:56.199
event to have a romantic interlude with a woman in

669
00:34:57.039 --> 00:35:01.599
a porta potty.

670
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:05.840
What. Yeah, there's like.

671
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:11.760
Nine thousand grosses there. First of all, prison porta potty.

672
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:17.400
No, it's not a prison porta potty. Let me give

673
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:18.239
you the full context.

674
00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:18.760
Okay.

675
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:24.079
The annual Indian River County Sheriff's Barbecue fundraiser in Florida

676
00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:28.440
was a huge success, raised sixty three thousand dollars for

677
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:33.239
local charities. Unfortunately, people are only talking about what happened

678
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:36.519
inside of a porta potty, deputies say. Thirty five year

679
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:39.079
old Hartley Sanchez, an inmate at the prison who was

680
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:42.360
on a work detail at one of the food booths,

681
00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:45.639
slipped away from his post and met up with a

682
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.519
woman inside of a portable toilet for what investigators called

683
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:54.920
an unauthorized conjugal visit. So it's a barbecue fundraiser with

684
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:58.079
I think it had rides and food booths, so it

685
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.440
was sort of a carnival atmosphere.

686
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:08.599
Okay, oh oh, carniporta potty ooh, okay as prison port

687
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:09.000
a potty.

688
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:13.320
All right, I'm I'm gonna run with that for just

689
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:15.039
a moment, So I'm gonna put on the back burner

690
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:17.639
my my follow up question. But we're gonna do a

691
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:22.079
quick versus inside the treehouse. If you had to have

692
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:26.800
sex inside of a prison porta potty or a carnival

693
00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:29.239
porta potty, which one are you going with?

694
00:36:33.119 --> 00:36:35.639
I won't even use the bathroom in a porta potty, so.

695
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.159
Well, that's actually pretty smart.

696
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:41.840
They're disgusting, They're very gross. This is this is my dilemma.

697
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:42.880
It is pretty bad.

698
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:48.320
Knowing that porta pottis the baseline is disgusting because I

699
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:51.239
can count it's twice that I've been in a porta

700
00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:53.800
potty and been like, hey, this isn't too bad now

701
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:55.880
that it only happened twice in my life.

702
00:36:56.519 --> 00:36:59.079
They make nice porta potties these days, like that, they're

703
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:01.400
like an entire trade or you know, you come in,

704
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:03.440
they've got running water everything else.

705
00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:06.360
But we had we had wanted our wedding on Terra's

706
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:09.079
parents property, so we'd have an additional bathroom for the guests.

707
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:09.840
Very nice.

708
00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:12.960
But to answer your quest, I'll go carnee porta potty?

709
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:18.639
Why because if I feel something reach up and grab me,

710
00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:20.000
and then I know it's just like a little midget

711
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:22.760
hand and not you know, it's a clown.

712
00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:26.679
God that makes me what makes me beg for the

713
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:29.400
prison port of potty. I don't want there to be

714
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:32.400
the possibility of a clown inside the porta potty reaching

715
00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:33.039
up to get me.

716
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:36.559
At least in the prison porta potty, you might find

717
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:41.800
toilet wine or other kinds of hidden contraband that might

718
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:43.360
be fun for the rest of the day.

719
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:46.039
That's true, in a prison port of potty, there might

720
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:48.800
be goodies to be found. In the carnival porta potty,

721
00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:51.440
I'm worried about standing there and out of nowhere a

722
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:55.119
slowly developing balloon animal pops up out of the como

723
00:37:56.800 --> 00:38:00.920
and a hand Yeah, exactly, just a slow reveal like,

724
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:04.400
oh God, it's bad enough someone's down there. It's made

725
00:38:04.440 --> 00:38:07.480
worse by the fact that the goddamn clown. Yeah, I'm

726
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.480
gonna go a prison porta potty because Carnival. The carnival

727
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:13.760
porta potty is too many variables, too many possibilities, too

728
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:17.039
many unknowns. Yeah, I can't do that. Okay, So that

729
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:20.199
was the brief, would you rather? So the answer is

730
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:21.039
the porta potty?

731
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:21.559
Now.

732
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:29.360
The woman involved in this tryst was a former inmate

733
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:32.840
identified as thirty six year old Elizabeth Greer Sanchez. The

734
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:36.239
guy now faces a new felony charge for a tempting escape,

735
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:40.079
which could add up to fifteen years to his sentence. Greer,

736
00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:43.880
the woman, who remains on probation, has not yet been charged.

737
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:47.039
So prisoner on a work.

738
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:52.960
Release at a sheriffs barbecue fundraiser sneaks off with an

739
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:55.239
old gal to get it on inside of a porta potty.

740
00:38:55.440 --> 00:38:58.599
Hmm, love, but.

741
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:03.320
Try to break free or did he just want to

742
00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:06.239
get some and go back to his word detail?

743
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:10.679
I don't know. That's the part of the story. I

744
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:11.840
don't have the information on it.

745
00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:14.400
It's like, Okay, they hooked up and then the plan

746
00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:16.440
was they were supposed to escape afterwards.

747
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:18.519
It's like, uh, escape first.

748
00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:24.440
How rogantaic. Let's let's hit it in theory and then

749
00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:27.440
escape and get married like cause we're please.

750
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:29.519
All right, here's what's kind of happened.

751
00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:34.559
Sign the first Yeah, I'm gonna bust you out first.

752
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:39.840
After I'm busted in.

753
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:42.880
Every every woman's dream be proposed to.

754
00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:49.400
The White Knight inside of his steed.

755
00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:52.920
New Lifetime movie. You guys, I'm telling you we're onto something.

756
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:56.679
Okay, last a little bit so peggybacking onto this. If

757
00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:58.760
a man or a woman, if the man or a

758
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:02.239
woman of your dreams wanted you to do everything you've

759
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:05.519
ever dreamed of to them and with them, but you

760
00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:08.360
can only do it in a porta potty, would you

761
00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:09.440
suck it up and do it?

762
00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:09.800
No?

763
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:13.039
Or say you know, you know goodbye?

764
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:18.280
Also, I now don't like you anymore, period, Like that

765
00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:20.360
is the fastest way to get me to just be

766
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:21.119
like you.

767
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:25.639
Nope, oh not me personally for asking a question, just

768
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:27.679
a person saying you can do whatever you want, but

769
00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:29.239
it's got to be in here, right.

770
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.880
You're no longer my dream person, Like you've literally just

771
00:40:33.000 --> 00:40:35.960
ruined it in one moment, Trey.

772
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.280
Yeah, there's not enough room.

773
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:44.199
That's that's the first reason. Is the room situation?

774
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:46.079
Space is your question.

775
00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:51.039
You're not worried about the toilet clown in the middle

776
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:51.400
of it.

777
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:55.039
There's so many pooh germs all over that place.

778
00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:58.679
Everyone's getting UTI's.

779
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.239
All the infections are gonna happen.

780
00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:07.800
I mean, there's no place you know.

781
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:12.679
You're worried about your elbows in this situation.

782
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:16.159
Yeah, there's no place to put, you know, a bar

783
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:17.800
grips anything.

784
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:17.719
You know.

785
00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:19.599
No, Yeah, they have grab bars in.

786
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:20.440
There, do they.

787
00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:23.239
Yeah they have to right legally, yeah they.

788
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:25.840
Yeah, but up high, like you know, you can't hang.

789
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:26.639
Yeah.

790
00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:29.280
I don't think they want the handy capable people hanging

791
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:32.679
from the porta potty. I think the idea is for

792
00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:37.800
them to maintain some self respect. But if you walk

793
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:41.000
into a porta potty to a disabled person dangling from

794
00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:44.960
the grab bar on the roof, viewing stuff down below you.

795
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:50.280
It's it's a wheelchair accessible port a potty. So there's

796
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:51.360
more rumor those.

797
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:56.599
Okay, I knew you would find a way to say yes.

798
00:41:57.199 --> 00:41:57.400
Yeah.

799
00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:00.679
If it's possible, a guy will find a way to

800
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:01.800
turn a no into a yes.

801
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:02.480
On that front.

802
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:10.639
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809
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810
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811
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toilet clowns,