Do You Fart In Front of Your SO? | Wednesday 01.28.26

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air, it. Is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Sharman. Still getting caught up from what we didn't get a chance to get to on yesterday's show, which includes Super Bowl sixty, is set New England Patriots against the Seattle Seahawks in a Super Bowl attend rematch.

0:44 Obviously very different teams than the teams that competed in the previous Super Bowl. Tom Brady's not the quarterback of the Patriots, Marshaun Lynch is not the running back for the Seahawks, but I think it will still be an entertaining game. Also, Bill Belichick is not the head coach of the Patriots and Pete Carroll is not the head coach of the of the Seahawks. So things have changed, but it's still a repeat, so some things I have state the same. You're excited about the Matchupray.

1:27 I think it'll be interesting. I mean, honestly, I think Seattle will probably whip their ass. But you know, I was both games ended up being good on Sunday. I watched I watched more football Sunday that I had in Ages. The the fact that Denver made it all the way with bow Knicks and they got that backup quarterback and I can't think of his name, but yeah, you know, and he played remarkably well up until the end. And then. Ye say, you know, I was rooting for the Rams, just Matt Stafford. I'm part kid. I was like, yeah, it'd be cool if he goes out. Uh went out on.

2:18 Top a little Dallas connection. Yep, Yeah, especially since Kershaw went out with a with a World World Series ring and they're best friends. Yeah, but other than that, I have no big rooting interest in any of them. But you know, Ginger Cuz he was dropping dimes in that game. I was for a guy that's really been very maligned for most of his career and rightfully so, Uh he played great. Are you talking about Sam Donald? Yes? All right, just for those follow football and like Ginger cuzes like, who is that? Yes, Sam Donald? Yeah, it turns out he's not that bad of a quarterback. He just needed to get away from the New York Jets, which, if we're being honest, if you're a quarterback and you're with the Jets.

3:09 Things aren't looking good at least not since, not since back in the day with Broadway Joe. Well, remember last year he took Minnesota to I forgot it was the NFC Championship or whatever, and he he ended up I think through like four picks or something, but and they dumped him. But yeah, it seems like the better he's coached, the obviously better he plays. What a novel idea, Roger, what do you think about the matchup Super Bowl sixties, Seattle versus New England? I love it. I think it's going to be a great opening performance by Green Day. I think it's going to be a fascinating performance by Bad Bunny so and then you know, and then the game happens around.

3:53 It, So I think you're there for the show. I love football. I don't have a you know, like Tray was saying, like I don't have a dog in the fight. But yes, the games the other day were fantastic to watch, especially the Seahawks game, like that was just so back and forth and everybody won by like three or one something like that, Like it was just fun to watch. You know, we don't have a team like that. So yeah, it's interesting because I started out the NFL season in New England, like, yeah, I was. I was on the island of Cape Cod and We're in a bar trying to watch the Cowboys game. And at the same time, you've got the Patriots playing and I think they I think they started out against the Dolphins. I can't remember exactly, but the Patriots on another TV. And I'm looking at both games, right, and this is the Patriots did not look like a super Bowl team in Week one or two, whatever it was is we're watching that game. Clearly they got better throughout the year. So I was impressed by that because I really like I'm watching that game, I was like, well, Newland doesn't look too good this year. And then you see that they're actually going to another Super Bowl. It's like, all right, well they got better. Meanwhile, as a Cowboys fan watching it, it's like we're about the same, which is good bad, good bad, and at the end of the day, suck. Okay.

5:19 So if I have the ability to jinx the Cowboys, which I have clearly done over the last two years or so, and you can go to a bar in New England and the Patriots go to the super Bowl. Can you start this year when training camp starts, Can you just come here just for a day and drinking a bar in Dallas and then you can go because I think if you want me, yeah, I think so, because you started. You started the season at a bar in New England trying to watch the Cowboys game and it couldn't happen. And then the Patriots go to the super Bowl. I was like, hey man, these guys look great and they ship the bed as they do.

6:17 I don't think I have anything to do with who goes to the super Bowl. If I did, I would run a muck like Biff and back to the future too. I think the more fascinating news coming out of the weekend NFL news is the fact that the Steelers hired Mike McCarthy. I somehow just knew that was going to happen. I just I just felt it. I was just like, you know what, I think they're going to do it because when he was an NFL player, didn't he play for the Steelers or did he just grow up as a Steelers fan? But he's from the area. Yeah.

6:58 But but it's gonna be fascinating because the Patriots, for example. Mike Vrabel was coach at Tennessee, very mid but that also is a very screwed up team as far as ownership goes go to Patriots that has a very steady ownership and seems to let the it doesn't meddle in football affairs. Seems like he's actually a pretty good coaching. He listen to those players, seems like they die for him. Yeah. So now, I mean, this will be a great litmus test of how screwed up the Cowboys are. Is if Mike McCarthy goes to Pittsburgh and has some success, it just shows you how dysfunctional the Cowboys are.

7:39 Do you think he will? I'm gonna go with no. Right now. I don't think the Steelers have the same level of talent that I think the Cowboys roster had when he was here. What do you think Tomlin's gonna go? I don't think he is. I think he's gonna I think he's done. So he's just gonna go into commentating or whatever. Probably commentary. I think he'd be great at it. I mean, Mike Tomlins one of those NFL coaches that I thought, man if it was ever a possibility to get him out of Pittsburgh and put a star on his head and stick him, you know, on the sidelines of Dallas. I'd have been really happy with that. Yeah, I just want to see him and Omar Epps in the same room.

8:21 Never gonna happen. They're the same person. It's not gonna happen. The same way. You're never gonna see Pitt Bull and Kenny Chesney in the same room. It ain't gonna happen. Pittbull and Kenny Chesney in the same room. Not happening is for various different reasons. Although I would love to see Mike Tomlin's face if you told him like, man, I thought you were I thought you were I thought you were so good. In the program, he gets Omar Epps all the time. He says it. I think it would be hilarious if Pitt Bull and Kenny Chesney were in the same room and Ice deports. Kenny Chesney wrong god Man, ro Guy and pit bulls like three or five worldwide Eat it, Kenny. It's just Pitbull in the corner with a cowboy hat.

9:17 On from Kenny Chesney's new album El Salvadorian Prison. Well, the Good News it will fit right in because he's he still will not have any shirt or any shoes. Johnny Cash had fulsome prison. Kenny Chesney will help el Salvadorian prison. Yeah, but but he'll make it more beat you. It'll be like sunrise and sunset at the Savagorian prison. The next No Shoe Nation concert is.

10:00 There's some reason the whole prison is no shoation. They aren't given any. Meanwhile, at his next concert, Pitbull, wearing a cowboy hat, is singing, she thinks my tractor is sexy. Mister, you're in the treehouse business online at Treehouse on air dot com. Come to think of it, can you? Chesney and Pitbull would check a lot of boxes for a Super Bowl halftime show. Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into the treehouse eight three three Cook DFWS the phone number. You will need to give him a call because Cook DFW is an outstanding home services company. But Daniel, what does that mean? What all do you do at Cook DFW?

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12:34 This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by Cook Dfwroofing and Restoration to get your free roof inspection and property review. That's where they walk around the entirety of your property, let you know of any issues for free and give you an honest assessment of all of it. Call eight three to three cook DFW or hit the website cookdfw dot com. And if you, as a homeowner would like to know more about your home, check out the new show from COOKDFW called No Your Home. It is on YouTube exclusively YouTube dot com. Slash at cook dfw. Trey. You have a new girlfriend, Lovely the Lovely Brandy. Congratulations, We're all happy for you. But I'm going to tell you a story about celebrities and then I want to see if this applies to your new relationship. Okay, Okay, here we go. Just saw this pop across my social media feed. Chrissy Teagan, the model and actress, claims she has never not once farted in front of her husband, John Legend, during their twelve year marriage.

13:44 I have seen her fall down the stairs of the laugh Actory, hammered out of her gourd, So maybe she farted on the way down. I don't know the case, but one can hope. Noah, we've talked about this a fair amount here inside the treehouse, and you know whether or not it's okay to toot in front of your significant other. Some people are for it, some people are against it. I think most of us here are against it. But Trey, since you are in a new relationship and now we have, you know, celebrity proof here saying that, you know, Chrissy Tiguan and John Legend, by all appearances, need to be very happy couple, she says she's not once farted in front of him in twelve years. Have you and Brandy popped that brown turred it all? Nope? Good on you and don't plan on it.

14:34 Have you had it like, have you had that discussion at all? Or is it just sort of an understanding? Yeah, I mean it just we're both in agreement that you know, something should remain a mystery and not be discussed and not in front. Of each other. And yeah, so on what number date, do you have the fart talk. I don't know that it was a on a date specifically, but as you spend more time together, that's inevitably, especially like over the last you know, during the ice storm, she stayed. With me, so.

15:15 There. I mean, there was no like sit down of oh, we have to talk, but kind of casually came up. I'm like, you do your thing, I said, I don't, you know, we don't really need to discuss it, and. So it's squeaked out organically something like that. I have noticed, though, what whenever you've posted a photo or a video of her at your place on social media, she is often covered by blankets. And I know that this past weekend it might be because of the gargantuan ice storm, but I'm also wondering if there's another storm brewing underneath those blankets. I'm just saying, don't stick your head down your track just in case. What is it? Rush?

15:57 No, I was just gonna say, I wonder if John Legend farts in front of his boyfriend. So I was going to ask that question about their marriage. Is this a two way street? Chrissy Teagan says she doesn't fight in front of him does he faright in front of her? And you took it to a whole new path. Well there again. They used to come to the laugh Factory all the time. Wonderful people. They're fantastic, they have I mean when you talk about going lights out, they go lights out like they're drinking, having a great time, laughing at everything. And one day I was going. Up the stairs and here comes you know, Chris taking to John Legend. You're like, okay, well I'll let them go first, And man, did she fall down the entire.

16:45 Set of stairs. You know, I would imagine that falling down the stairs at the laugh Factory probably happens quite a bit, and you're probably with some rare company. Yeah. I was at the bottom when she got up, laughing the whole time. But I did smell something fun. Oh, Chrissy. No, my girlfriend and I have We didn't have really the talk, but it's just kind of understood, like, I'll use it. I'll use a different restroom when i'm if I have to do that business, I'll use a different restroom, uh, in her house, and then she can have hers.

17:26 I'm a believer in the two toilet system of a happy, happy relationship. Yeah, and if it's not possible, then you need to know your options. And I'll shit in the yard with her dogs. Before I do that. Maybe I'm gonna go outside. I need you to turn off all the lights and here walking. She's like, who's a good boy. You're gonna hear some things out there. But I want you to know it's very important you stay inside the house. Come here, you're gonna hear some things. I had Indian food last night.

18:07 Yeah, it's important that if you want this relationship to work, you need to stay inside the house and don't look out any windows. But that is an issue. That's one of the things I thought about. Like our last house in Dallas was you know, it was a perfect house for us. It was two bedroom, it was one bath, and it was really just a one bath, so there was just the one toilet. So I'm right there with you, Raj. I had to think, okay, in terms of what if what if we get some bad you know, Indian food or something, and we both need to occupy the bathroom at the same time because I'm not I'm not going to have like her on the toilet, me and the tub. Kind of a thing like you can draw that curtain all you want, but you're not gonna look at each other the same afterwards. So I'm with you, Raj. My thought was, be be, be the gentleman. Make sure she'll re stays alive. She can take the bathroom. I'll go in the yard next to the dogs. I'll go the BUCkies in Ennis. If it's an emergency situation, I'm not going to have time to drive to a Bucky's. I'm going to have to do something in the medium.

19:10 That's what I would say, is like, I'm going to the BUCkies at Ennis. Do you need anything? Then I go shit in the proger and you're right. Both would take about the same amount of time. I did have a spot planned out though at that house in Dallas. It was like, Okay, she gets the bathroom. I wouldn't go in the middle of the yard. That'd be gross. There was like this little area that was like behind the garage, next to the fence. There's like just a walkway to get you know, behind it. So that would have been where that would have been my emergency spot if if it had been needed, and in the time that we lived after we had all that storm damage from the ice storm in twenty twenty one, we were selling our house buying this house in Saint Thomas all at the same time. Basically from January twenty twenty one through May of twenty twenty one.

19:59 So we lived in that fifth wheel in Frisco off of Lake Louisville. Gorgeous fifth wheel. It's a lot of fun. We lived in that thing for like ten months, but it only had the one bathroom, but the park we stayed in had their own bathrooms, So that was my emergency spot there or just you know, in the woods behind the trailer, because and then it's just me and a deer. Do you you shot in the woods? No, I'm just saying if I needed to, I could have, And don't get all snooty on me and thinking like there's something wrong with that. You're the one that started this conversation saying you'd go in the yard if you had to. Yes, And I don't care if it's the middle of the yard. I don't have a specific spot.

20:44 I feel like if you do it in the middle of the yard, you're like, that's like psychopath status. You're hoping someone steps in it. No. No, if you do it in the middle of the front yard. You're a psychopath. I was talking backyard, Dann Jesus, have some modicum of dignity, my. Bro Well, I know, I assumed you were talking about the backyard, but you're talking about doing it in the middle of the yard. I was saying, my emergency spot would have been the backyard, but behind the garage somewhere, not right in the middle of the backyard. Yeah, she has just a wall of windows that face the backyard. That's the only thing that. Well, that's why I said you would have needed to have the talk with her. It's like, Okay, we had some bad Indian food, and I'm going to go outside now, and I need you not to go outside, and I need you not to look out any windows because you would see some things that would change everything about this relationship. Oh.

21:37 She has full on blinds, so she would have to look, she'd have to be curious to see what was going on, and I would just blame the dogs. I'm not gonna lie. You better hope your dogs are of a certain size, because I'll tell you right now, Trey's not gonna be able to take a dump in the yard and blame it on Daisy has three pounds huala, because there's no way Brandy, his girlfriend's gonna believe that that came out of Daisy. Yeah, but Grace is big enough. Now it's where I can I can blame a solid poop on her. Yeah, you know your dog had to. Yeah, your dog is of that size. Tray's is not. Yeah in front from from what I've seen, neither is Trey's girlfriend's dog.

22:21 Like there's there's gonna be no blaming of the dog on any no, and. He's busy doing other things. Probably got excited from all the snicker doodles that daddy was making. He and that opossum have a. Have a special connection. Oh girl, your girlfriend's dog was going to town on that opossum. And actually now I know why they call it an opossum. Actually, the the the worst thing about it is it's really he's mentally he's doing the awesome, but in reality, he's humping one of my pillows.

23:04 We're gonna talk about that on a future episode at the Treehouse by the way on our Patreon because I saw that video. I downloaded that video and we're gonna analyze that video on the next Super Plus episode. Yeah, my girlfriend sent me the video. Hashtag couples goals. Tonight, You're gonna be the possome. She's just like Whaty's doing. During the lockdown, I was like, oh. Wow, I knew he was worried about Julius, but that possum took a. A wienering. Yes, it is like a citizen watch.

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25:31 Two separate things. There is a the lion habitat ranch is what I think it's called. Yeah, you can do yoga and be amongst the lions, but afterwards you can do your yoga. You're right next to their enclosure. And then afterwards, for the thirty five dollars, you can go around and pet all of the lions. Through the fence or in the enclosure. In the enclosure. That's just not gonna endwelve for anybody. No, I'm sorry, no, like unless unless, unless the lions are the ones doing yoga, and then when they're done, you go in and pet them.

26:18 Because they're stretched out and all like you know, vinyasid and namastae and they're chill. Not even then would I do that. The portrait, not the portrait, but the picture that they have for their flyer is a lady doing downward facing dog and a lion doing the same thing right next to her. Yeah, I saw that, and they did. They did disclaim that to say, this is a you know, a doctored photo AI and all that kind of stuff. So you're not going to be doing it this close to. A lion, but you can walk through afterwards, when you're done with your vinyasa flow or whatever, you can now go through and. Gently pent all of the lines.

27:01 Yeah, I'm not going to start the day with yoga flow and end it with blood flow. It's just not how I unwind. You won't know, dan oh, I would know for a brief moment that that would be the last yoga I would ever do. He'd be like, no, must stay what is and that was where it stops. How you won't lion versus human. It's like that whole idea of like how many people can fight a gorilla. I'm like, no, you don't want to do that. Uh, there's no owl like, hey, that and that's where it ends.

27:42 Like what was his last words? That? That was it. It was hard to hear him, you know through the main very muffled. Dance feet dangling out of his mouth. That's pretty bad. The last thing I taste is fur in my mouth. It's like a lion has his mouth around my throat tearing it out, and I get hair in my mouth. Oh, this is just the worst day ever. Take it away, Tray. I saw the face. I hate to say it, I do it.

28:22 Yep, there it is. There's the white. You would actually do yoga with lions. I would pet the lions after, yes, because they like. They like to get to know their food. I see it as sort of like a you do your yoga, so you get all nice and sweaty, so that way you're like you're good and salty, so now you're seasoned for them before they take their first bite. M it's called the Carol Baskins. Carol Baskins Robinson, you're thirty one flavors.

29:08 You are you're the thirty second. No, India has been building and building and building so that lions don't come around that you guys like. Hey, let's do yoga with them. I don't ah, not gonna happen for me. That's that's that's a no for me. Dog Okay, I'm gonna start one in Vegas, uh and in the next few months, and it's gonna be mongoose yoga. I just want to see how many people want to do yoga with a mongoose.

29:52 You know what, you people here, you can't do that here. There is beach yoga you can do uh here in the Island. We did it once on Saint John at Hawk's Nest Beach and there are mongoots, a lot of them. Luckily they didn't swarm us during the yoga session, but if they had, there's not a whole lot I could have done about it. Because look, I've I've come eye to eye with a mongoose once and I don't I will not do that again. Yeah, that's. To me. There are two creatures on this planet that absolutely do not give an f One is a mongoose and the other is, of course, the honey badger.

30:35 Yes, well, wolverines. Following wolverines, I was gonna say the same thing. Wolverine yoga sounds great because people are going to think it's a Marvel experience. Oh no, no, no, no, you're not doing yoga with Hugh Jackman. I would name the Wolverine Hugh Jackman. So yes, you are sold out in seconds. Mostly men, let's go bub. You're about to witness the greatest show on earth. You want to see a dead pool?

31:18 Uh, it's the eight am class and Ryan Reynolds isn't there's the instructor. Yoga pool. I would have loved to have seen that. What was the line something like put your tits away, you greasy slut sl I believe preening slut. That's right, preening slut for all things Treehouse treehouseon air dot com the only place you're ever gonna hear about Wolverine yoga and yoga pool new from like Phase eleven of the MCU. Uh.

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