Aug. 6, 2026

I Flipped Off My Ex... Then Got a Puppy! ๐Ÿถโœˆ๏ธ | Guns N' Roses, Airline Fees & Reddit Relationship Drama

I Flipped Off My Ex... Then Got a Puppy! ๐Ÿถโœˆ๏ธ | Guns N' Roses, Airline Fees & Reddit Relationship Drama

Welcome back to The Treehouse Show, where the conversations are ridiculous, the opinions are questionable, and the stories somehow keep getting weirder.

Today's episode starts with a huge announcementโ€”we officially introduce the newest member of The Treehouse family! Trey has a brand-new puppy named Lily, and she's already stealing the show.

Then we tackle an important post-breakup question: Is it ever acceptable to flip off your ex? Trey finally got his chance... but discovered revenge wasn't nearly as satisfying as he imagined.

From there, we debate how Guns N' Roses managed to create one of the greatest rock albums ever with Appetite for Destruction and one of the most divisive with Chinese Democracy. We also react to another airline finding creative new ways to squeeze more money out of passengers, and we finish with a hilariously awkward Reddit relationship story involving a boyfriend, a prostate massage, and expectations that definitely didn't line up.

In this episode:

  • ๐Ÿถ Meet Lily, the new Treehouse mascot
  • ๐Ÿ’” Is flipping off your ex ever worth it?
  • ๐ŸŽธ Guns N' Roses: masterpiece vs. disappointment
  • โœˆ๏ธ Airlines invent another annoying fee
  • ๐Ÿ˜‚ Reddit relationship drama goes completely off the rails
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how one massager can ruin a whole relationship pun intended right?

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All right, big news here inside the Treehouse. I think

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I don't know for sure. I just know a little

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bit of the story on the front end. I don't

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know what's happening on the back end. Trey, do you

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have anything special to share with us today?

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I do you? After what has been a pretty tough year.

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You know, Daisy died, mom died, love of my life

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just left. I decided I need some happiness, so I

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present to you, Lily.

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Oh, oh my god, is it normal for my panties

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to drop? Oh my goodness? Oh, you know, Trey.

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After a breakup, perk up in a week or two.

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But oh my goodness, you know, Trey, after a breakup,

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most people get a revenge body, not a revenge puppy.

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Hey man, But that'll work.

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Oh my goodness, you got to You got you a chihuahua.

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She's just hanging out down there.

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She you know, I kidnapped her yesterday.

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I got a boy, yeah, and I drove down to

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Houston and kidnapped her.

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And so she spent.

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Her first four, you know, four or five hours with

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me in my lap, and she peede on me, like

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the first ten minutes.

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It was got a girl. Yeah, it's like a girlfriend.

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It's like a girlfriend never left.

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But yeah, as of right now, she is enjoying the

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enjoying being in my lap.

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Obviously, it's been a lot of changes in her life

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the last twenty four hours.

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So I think this is her safe spot for now.

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Good for her, it's a good spot to be.

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Yeah, and no, I you know, speaking of I actually

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I saw my ex on day and I flipped her off.

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She pulled up right.

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Now, that's our boy right there.

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So so so I'm guessing you've moved to the next

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step of the grief process.

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So you know, she will not make eye contact with me.

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I have like, she will not look at me, talk

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to me anything. It's like it is the damnedest thing.

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Yeah, it's such a weird deal because you've seen her

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a couple of times since she just left mysteriously and ghosted,

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never came back, never heard from again. You guys live

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in the same area, and then you just recently found

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out she lives nearby, and you've seen her outside on

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a walk before that you were on so yeah, and

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you'd and and you didn't flip her off those times.

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No, I've waved trying to, you know, be cordial whatever.

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But no, then I howked and I flipped her off.

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She she I mean, I know she had to see it,

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but you shouldn't turn her head or anything. But it honestly,

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it wasn't near as satisfying as I thought it would be.

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Yeah, So instead I decided to register a website. Oh no,

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Trey Brandy Hughes is a heartless line. Dot net dot

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com has already taken. I guess somebody else has been

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through this with her before.

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Wow, I thought I get one of those you've seen

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the billboards around, you know, like some website like I

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hate so and so. I was like, maybe may find

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a digital billboard just throw that up there.

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Social media ads are really inexpensive track and you know what,

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we could actually do the same thing because a lot

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of times those billboards go to like a like a

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church thing or something like it's it's it's a terrible

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bait and switch. We could do the same thing. We

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could run ads in various places podcast platform ms, radio

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station streams that you know, UH need the revenue. Also

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just social media ads that say that website and then

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when people click on it.

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It just goes to our show.

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It's attention it is, and honest to God, I think

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we've got something here. So I think we can take

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your pain and turn it into the Treehouses game all

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for it. Yeah, I mean, you gotta you gotta revenge, puppy.

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Let's get some actual revenge on this woman. You're you're

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clearly at a better place. Yeah, you got you got

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a puppy. You're flipping off your X when you see

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her in places, you are clearly moving through the stages

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of grief of a normal level.

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It is amazing because it also you know, Daisy had

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been sick for the last really kind of eighteen months

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of her life, where there's daily medicine and everything else.

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I mean, I loved her to death, but there is

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something about a puppy where you're just like, it just

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makes everything better.

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Yes, And you know what, I have a question that

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I think already know the answer to it, but I'm

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going to ask it anyway, just for verification of my theory. So,

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as you were driving back from Houston and Lily, your

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new puppy Pete on you because you know it's four

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or five hour drive, were you even mad?

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About it.

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I here's the absolutely stupid and she peed on me

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within the first ten minutes. And I had brought a

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towel for said said reason, but I was so excited

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and just happy with having her in my lap I

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forgot to put said towel in my lap. So no,

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I had dog pee all and you know, my front

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right right front leg to my crotch. And No, I

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wasn't mad about it at all. It was, yeah, just

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one of those.

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Things because because you're in a better place now, you.

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Know, puppies can get away with just about anything.

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Yes, they can.

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And honest to god, it's amazing because and even if

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you get upset about something that that your dog does,

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it doesn't last because you know they didn't do it intentionally,

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right right, they don't. They don't necessarily know any better.

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They would really help if in relationships, women would understand

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men the same way. Like, I'm not doing this intentionally,

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it's just it's just kind of my nature. But I am. I.

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I am happy for you. I'm genuinely happy for you,

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trade because you really have had the year from hell.

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You've had.

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You know, Daisy, you know, your your baby for years

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was going was going through a very difficult time for

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a long time, and you along with her, your mom

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was going through you know, late stage of life. You

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had to deal with all of that, not just from

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an emotional standpoint, you know, but going through that rite

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of passage that most of us go through where it's

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the death of a parent, and and this is the

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death of the final parent. Right then you had and

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then you had moving twice on top of it. One

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one was by your choosing, the other was not because

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your apartment flooded, and then you had to move back

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into that's actually you moved three times. And then and

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then out of the blue, the woman that you thought

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was the lover of your life. And believe me, you've

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looked a lot. I mean, and that's not a slam,

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it's just it just comes with age. It's like if

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you've never been in you know, never been married or whatever,

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and you reach a certain age, you've probably been in

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a number of relationships. So you thought you had the one,

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and then one day you woke up and she wasn't

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there anymore. So you've had a horrible year. So I'm

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very very happy for you with your new relationship, Lily,

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that you it was the.

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Relationship thing is really the most interesting thing about it is.

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I mean, I I was horrible to deal with and

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when I was an alcoholic, and I in my drinking years,

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and then you know you, I've matured a lot of

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far more in the last ten years than I did

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in the previous twenty five. And but this one, I

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honestly thought I was getting right.

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You know, It's like it was the first time I

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ever understood.

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It was like, Okay, I I can understand that.

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I you get to a point You're like, I want

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to spend my life with this person.

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I am good, good, bad, and ugly. I am good

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with you know this course, this is this is the

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road I want to be on. And then all of

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a sudden they you know, you're driving down the road,

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they opened up a fucking car door and jump out.

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Other record, that did not literally happen. It's just it's

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just kind of what it felt like. Honest to god,

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you would have been presented with slightly more closure had

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that scenario plaid out.

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I will say this, and this is uh, it sounds

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weird to say, but death is easier to deal with

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than what I what Brandy did to me, because you

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at least know.

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What happened, Yes, exactly, And that was what I was.

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That's that's what I've been thinking about the last minute

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or so, is all these things that have happened in

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your life this year. The death of Daisy year dog,

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the death of your mother. Those two things you knew

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were going to happen, you just didn't know exactly when.

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But you know, the death of that relationship just kind

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of came out of nowhere and was completely unexpected. So

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ral so there is some solace, I guess in knowing

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or at least preparing for, you know, the death of

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a loved one that you know is kind of it's

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it's it's going to happen I don't mean going to

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happen someday. I mean it's like you can tell their health,

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their health is rapidly declining. You know what's going to

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happen soon, so you can kind of mentally prepare for that.

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But yeah, the relationship thing.

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Not so much.

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But now you got a new lover your life, and

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she beat on you already, so I'm happy for you.

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Oh yeah, and now and now you get all the

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the love and now now now you get the beautiful

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wonder that is raising a puppy, the house breaking, the

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great training, good thing.

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She's cute, Yeah she so she's ten weeks old, and yeah,

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she's already got the nibbles a little bit. And we've uh,

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we've been hit.

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Or missed so far with the peep ad, but uh

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and first night, yeah, of course, I'd tried to put

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her in a crate that I have and it's more

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like a carrying crate like you would take to the bed.

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So I've got a regular crate ordered. But of course

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I had to put her in my bed because she

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was crying and stuff.

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Of course, because you look down on the floor, you

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saw her in that crate, and Sarah McLoughlin started playing

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in your heart melt and you grabbed that baby and

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put her next to you in the bed.

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Let's see if she was crying and you know what

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am I going to do? And she's quite the snuggler.

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Mm hmm.

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Dogs asleep with their humans live longer, and I'm serious

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that they've they've shown that here recently, so I believe it.

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of become this old married couple where she would get

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her five minutes of pets and then she'd go to

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the other side of.

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The bed and yeah.

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I wake up and I'm like, oh, crap, where is she?

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And I look at you know, she has gotten underneath

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all the pillows, right.

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And day Zy was so small and Daisy was so

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small you had legitimately, like wonder to make sure you

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didn't roll over on top of her.

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than Daisy. And uh, she got a fat little belly,

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but she can get through.

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Like she got behind my sofa, which I didn't even

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think was possible. And then I'm like, crap, I got

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to pull the sofa out now. And then you know,

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she just pops out the other side, like, hey, what's

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going on.

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Yeah, she's puppy.

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She don't know.

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She don't care man, not a care in the world.

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She's just learning stuff, enjoying life.

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She's exploring.

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I don't think.

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I don't know how much bigger she'll get per her parents.

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She shouldn't get I'm gonna guess she's gonna be around

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five pounds yea.

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And but yeah, the come.

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The day will come where she tries to get into

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one of those spots and be like, nope, can't fit anymore.

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Yeah, it'll happen. It's interesting you mention that, because it

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reminds me of Terra's Chuaba she had when she and

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I first met Daphne, and Daphne was sort of a

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similar size to Lily of what Lily's going to be.

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Daphne was about four and a half pounds, full grown

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and tiny, little brown Chihaha thing, and Tara's nickname for

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her was worm because she always found a way to

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worm her way into places you never would have expected,

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especially in bed. She was also a space heater because

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that little four and a half pound dog emitted more

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heat than a boiler room. I mean, it's amazing what

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it is with some of these tiny dogs. And I

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don't know if it's a Chihuaha thing or what, but

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a tiny Chihuahua could heat a neighborhood.

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In her younger years, Daisy would sleep right here on

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my neck.

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Oh and yeah, I would wake up sweating because she

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would just just emitted so much heat.

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You could have a Golden Retriever sleeping on your face

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and you would be cooler than if you had to

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chihuahua doing the same thing.

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It's all that energy in that tight little space. That's

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why they shiver all the time. It's like that that

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energy's gotta go somewhere.

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Maybe it's what it is.

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And the other thing about puppies, like, you know, she

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peed on you, you didn't even care. Puppy toots, the

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little puppy farts. Oh, everything a puppy does is cute.

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Bubby breath is yep, puppy breath, you know, puppy belly rubs,

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puppy smells you smelling puppies, But farts seems to be

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cute when they get older and they get stinkier like

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with humans. Yes, kids, This is a segue at a

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movie theater in Cartagena, Colombia. Previously Cartagena previously known in

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my life as just you know, the cocaine capital of

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the world. It's also a place not to go to

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a movie theater, apparently because at a spider Man Brand

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New Day screening over the weekend in Carta Hana, Columbia,

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about halfway through the film, a number of the audience

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members had to flee the theater because of.

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A horrendous rotten smell.

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They make it to the lobby, tell the staff, and

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then somehow they conclude it was from a fart from

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a guy in the theater dressed as Spider Man. I've

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only heard of a few legendary farts like this one.

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What I believe was I think attributed to Will Smith

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on a movie set that was so bad it cleared

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out the set. And there's this one that apparently was

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so bad it cleared out a movie theater in Columbia.

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I can't fathom what that must have smelled like. And

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I also put myself in that situation. It's the Spider

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Man Brand New bab It's the Spider Man Brand New

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day movie. I've waited a while for this one. I'm

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really excited to be in the theater to see it.

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It's halfway through the movie and this smell overtakes me.

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Do I leave or do I just try to just

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power through it because I really want to see this

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movie and it's halfway through, so things are getting really

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really good now, and there's a little dark corner of

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my brain that wonders that's curious to smell it, just

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to know how bad it smells.

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What would you do, because.

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I mean, the only way to know whether or not

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you would stay in the theater or leave is you

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have to smell it.

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Right. Yeah, it's hard to believe that it was that

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bad that you just had to leave.

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And I'm with you covering up your nose.

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And mouth and whatnot, but that that is a pretty

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putrid smell of if it evacuates something.

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I mean, it might be that bad for a moment,

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but it's going to dissipate. You know, in fifteen seconds

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you're all going to be able to sit back down

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and do whatever. Just one dude in a movie theater.

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Right, And that's what I think was part of the

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problem is that it happened. It was horrendous, and it lingered,

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it stuck there, and that's a big reason why people

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had to leave, because it wasn't dissipating.

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It is humid there.

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Well it's in Cartagenia.

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Their theater may not have air conditioning or something else,

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because most theaters in the US they're going to be

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pretty well ventilated. That no matter like that smell is

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going to get out of there pretty quick.

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Yeah.

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Now, where I live on the Island of Saint Thomas,

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the movie theater there is not good. It's basically the

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State side equivalent of a dollar theater. If you remember,

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for DFW folks, if you remember the Cinemak ten and

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Plano that used to be a premier movie theater back

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in the nineties, eventually became a dollar movie theater because

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they never updated it and just left it as it was,

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so before it finally died, it was just a dollar theater.

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That's what our theater on Saint Thomas is like. So

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not greatly ventilated. Sometimes the arizon, sometimes it's not. A

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guy walked in one of the last movies we saw there.

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Guy walked in halfway through, like near the end of

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the movie, making all sorts of noise, and his cologne

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was so horrible it was distracting during the movie. And

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it was not being sucked out of the room the

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way you would hope.

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It was just bad.

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It wasn't so bad that we had to leave, partly

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because it's near the end of the film. I'm committed,

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I'm not leaving now. But that was bad. And look,

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nothing can ruin the movie theater experience faster and more

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efficiently than a horrible person, a stinky person, loud person whatever,

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and it's getting worse. It used to be back in

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the day that people wore more considerate They were trying,

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at least trying to eat the popcorn a little bit quieter.

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They would try to wait to open up the plastic

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bag on the Eminem's when action was happening, as opposed

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to a quiet part. At least, that was my experience

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growing up. Nowadays, people just don't give en f about anything.

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They just do whatever they want and don't care about

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anybody else's experience.

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Especially phones mmm mm hmm and just talking in the movie.

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Yep, m hmm.

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Hell.

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I remember going to see The Three Amigos with my

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dad in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, at the Pin Theater, so not

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even the main theater like the other theater that they had,

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And there was six of us in the movie theater,

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all six of us completely considerate of one another. No

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one coughed, no one farted, no one opened up an

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eminem package, no one shook their empty cup of ice.

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So that way, when the singing bush saying, we all

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heard every note as opposed to wondering what song is

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she singing. It's just I gotta hate movie theater people

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are the worst, And luckily I have a buffer, and

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it's my wife, because every single time we go to

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a movie theater, if there's a stinky guy, he will

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sit next to her. She is my stinky guy movie

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theater filter.

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So more of an a tractor of that kind of

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thing maybe, but at least I'm not next to him.

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So sweet, so romantic and kind of.

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Like when we went to the theater to go see

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Avengers Endgame and I got the aisle seat, she sits

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next to me, and stinky sweatpants guy wearing his Captain

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America t shirt tucked into his stinky sweatpants sits next

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to her, and he clearly had not been outside in weeks,

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but he came out to see Avengers in game and

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made sure he sat in the seat next to my wife.

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So for three hours she got to inhale him.

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She must have a tolerance for it.

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Hey, I don't like your insinuation.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into

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the Treehouse eight three three. COOKDFW is the phone number

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to get your free roof inspection and property review scheduled.

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The website cookdfw dot com. I'm going to say some

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scary words, Daniel, super l Nino and the effect that

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is going to have on weather, especially in the North

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Texas area.

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You know you're right.

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I mean, just our officially in going into the super

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al Nino. The reason why is because it's warm than

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a regular al Nino, and it does prelude that we

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will have a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal

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year or shall we say on al Nina. So there

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are some differences, speculations. Nothing is set in stone. This

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is not a guarantee that we're going to have a

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deluge of water for the next year. I mean, that's

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just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey, we

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might have a wetter than normal, we could have more storms.

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It could be just a lot of rain. We all

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need to go out and build arcs. I don't know,

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but I mean be prepared. The moral of the story

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is every day you live in North Texas, especially in

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North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting,

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Know how your roof is looks, Know how your windows

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are working. No if your doors have holes in them, no,

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I mean, just know your home. You call us out,

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we want to educate you. We will come around, walk

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you around, show you things that you should know, and

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then we can help you with getting them taken care

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of and.

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No pressure, all education and Daniel and his fine team

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at COOKDFW will take care of you the homeowner with

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very very gentle hands.

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I know because I've been in them.

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Eight three three cook dfug that sound bad? Sounded bad?

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Eight three three Cook DFW. Get that scheduled today the

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brought to you by COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration to get

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your free roof inspection and property review called eight three

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three Cook DFW. That's eight three three COOKDFW. The website

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cookdfw dot com. Daniel Cook sent me a video the

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other day and he was on somebody's roof, of course,

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and he was talking about how this homeowner had storm

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damage from two previous storms years before, like like two

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years before and like five years before that, and because

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the homeowner never got the roof checked for damage, wherein

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tear happened after the storm damage. So now they're trying

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to sell the home and insurance is not going to

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cover the roof damage from any storm related stuff because

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there's so much wear and tear on it. They're just saying,

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too bad, that's wearing Tarry bubb So they're going to

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be out of pocket when it's so, they're going to

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be out of pocket trying to replace this roof just

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so they can.

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Get this home sold. That sucks.

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Avoid that. Eight three three COOKEDFW. A major storm rolls through.

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Get it checked so that way you don't end up

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in an insurance nightmare. And they come out and they

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do these checks for free. Eight three three COOKDFW or

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again the website cookdfw dot com. We still have the

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massager that ruined the whole relationship, and it's still out there.

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What am I talking about? We'll get to that in

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00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:51.920
just a little bit here inside the treehouse. I'm Dan,

472
00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:57.119
He's trade. That's Jerry. Today is Thursday, August sixth, twenty

473
00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:04.720
twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthday some pretty

474
00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:05.799
good throwback ones.

475
00:27:05.799 --> 00:27:06.160
Today.

476
00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:10.319
Jerry Hollowell, best known as Ginger Spice from The Spice Girls,

477
00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:17.039
is fifty four today. The Edge from You two is

478
00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:21.400
sixty five today, and I still have not forgiven you

479
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:26.079
too for their takeover of my iPhone on that album release.

480
00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:30.720
God I'd forgotten about that.

481
00:27:31.279 --> 00:27:33.920
I have not I I had too.

482
00:27:34.839 --> 00:27:40.119
That makes me so That is one of the biggest

483
00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:44.799
unexpected f ups that I have seen in modern times,

484
00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:47.880
where they thought, hey, this sounds like a great idea,

485
00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.039
we can just give everyone our album immediately on their phones,

486
00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.599
and everyone's like, the you doing in my phone? I

487
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:57.000
don't want this. I mean, you talk about one of

488
00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:03.440
the great reality checks in the history of pop culture,

489
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:07.960
That's one of them. Because to a man, I guarantee you,

490
00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:10.720
everyone in You two thought that everyone was going to

491
00:28:10.839 --> 00:28:13.400
just lose their mind and be so happy and excited

492
00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:16.200
that they wake up to this U two album on

493
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:19.559
their phone like Santa had left it for them, and

494
00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:24.079
then they found out real fast they not everyone loves

495
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:24.640
you dudes.

496
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:29.920
Ms. There's something that Trump's that and always will.

497
00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:33.359
Is it something you can say out loud.

498
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:39.759
Two words Chinese democracy?

499
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:44.599
Oh, he's not making a political statement.

500
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:49.920
That's an album that was the Yeah, decades long awaited

501
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:58.799
Guns N' Roses album that was absolutely fucking horrendous, Like

502
00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:05.880
I Appetite for Destruction will always be one of my

503
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:10.079
top three favorite albums. You could play it start to finish,

504
00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.160
I mean, and I think part of it was the

505
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:15.319
timing of it and where it was all like the

506
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:18.480
hair bands and kind of glam rock whatever, not that

507
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:20.440
it was bad. I mean, you have Bonjovi, Poison whatever.

508
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:22.359
And then all of a sudden, Guns and Roses came

509
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:24.680
along and they were just, I don't know, there was

510
00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:26.039
a something about their sound.

511
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:28.559
You were like, holy shit, this is amazing.

512
00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:29.440
Yeah.

513
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.880
They were the bridge between the sort of the the

514
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:36.599
hair bands of the eighties. Keep in mind, Guns and

515
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:39.839
Roses is an eighties band, but they were the bridge

516
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:42.960
sort of genre wise, between some of the hair band

517
00:29:43.079 --> 00:29:46.880
sound and some of the Metallica more metal sound. They

518
00:29:46.920 --> 00:29:50.599
were right in between there, and they were so freaking good.

519
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:51.759
Yeah.

520
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.519
They were where everything else was kind of pretty and

521
00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.720
you know, big hair like they just more raw.

522
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:01.200
I don't know if that's the right word.

523
00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:05.519
But and then Use Your Illusion was actually a very

524
00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:08.960
good album. There was one in between, I can't think

525
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:11.920
of it. It had patience, so you know, always a

526
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:14.279
good song, all right, patients are used to love her.

527
00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:15.519
Anyways.

528
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:17.160
I was gonna say, it's funny that I know the

529
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:19.519
song that you're talking about, because if I could pick

530
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:21.519
an anthem for your love life, it would be guns

531
00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:24.000
n' Roses patients. I used to love her.

532
00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:27.880
No, that's no, I used to love her. That's a

533
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:29.480
different song, but yeah, I used to love her.

534
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:30.920
Oh that's right, My bad.

535
00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:34.000
No, no, no, I made the same mistake.

536
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:38.359
But so I mean, I think used your Illusion came

537
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:40.720
out in like ninety two, ninety three somewhere around.

538
00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:45.279
There, and then we waited fifteen years.

539
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:48.160
I can't remember when Chinese Democracy came out, but it

540
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:52.480
was years and years later, and it was so everyone

541
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:55.839
was just baited breath, like, oh my god, it's finally

542
00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:58.480
even though Slash wasn't going to be on it, you

543
00:30:58.519 --> 00:30:59.319
were just hoping.

544
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:01.799
God it was a piece of crap.

545
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:08.359
Yeah, that was a massive flop. Massive massive flop came

546
00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:11.559
out in two thousand and eight, Chinese Democracy.

547
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:11.799
Man.

548
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:12.880
Oh eight was a rough.

549
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:16.400
Year for everybody.

550
00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:21.119
Yeah, the economy took a nosedive Chinese Democracy came out.

551
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:24.559
Maybe maybe that's the reason why the economy took it dumb.

552
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:28.319
That everyone a lot of people wasted, you know, eighteen

553
00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:30.480
bucks on buying the damn thing.

554
00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:36.440
Stock market took a dive. Everyone started losing houses because

555
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.720
they spent eighteen dollars in one of the worst rock

556
00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:43.359
albums in history. Thanks a lot, guns and roses. Other

557
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:47.880
birthdays today, this one, I'll make your heart happy. Okay,

558
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:52.440
Whenever I see this name, it always brings a smile.

559
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:57.079
So lay Moonfry is fifty today. I don't even care

560
00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:59.599
that it makes me feel old that she's fifty. But

561
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:02.480
Brewster is fifty, and that makes me happy.

562
00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:06.400
I wonder how she looks these days. She held up.

563
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:08.079
I mean, she looked good for a while.

564
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:11.480
I'm not sure. I've not seen her recently. The last

565
00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:15.559
thing I remember seeing her in was when she had

566
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:18.400
a guest spot on Friends where she was dating Joey,

567
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:21.799
and she looked great then. But you know, granted that was,

568
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:24.519
you know, twenty years ago, maybe more.

569
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:33.839
She still looks pretty good. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

570
00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:34.079
Well she's fifty, Tray, she's in your wheelhouse. Send her

571
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:34.839
a DM.

572
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:36.559
There you go, sled right in there.

573
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:38.839
Show her a photo of your new puppy.

574
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:40.680
There you go.

575
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.319
Oh, Lily's gonna get used.

576
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:52.119
She's not just your new best friend, She's also she

577
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:58.400
also has a mission. Michelle Yo is sixty four. She

578
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.920
is the Academy Award winner for Everything, Everywhere, All at Once,

579
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:05.599
The star of Crouching Tiger, Hidden, Dragon, Star Trek, Discovery,

580
00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:11.519
and tons and tons of other movies, including her turn

581
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:15.200
in Chong Chi the Marvel movie. She was wonderful in

582
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:18.400
that great actress, and it's nice to see that she's

583
00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:20.319
been able to do some roles that have not just

584
00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:23.240
been centered on her kicking people in the face, like

585
00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:25.759
people can see that she's just a talented actress period.

586
00:33:26.119 --> 00:33:28.839
And is you know, more than just you know Kiki.

587
00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:32.599
Crazy Rich Asians. Yes, actually a great movie.

588
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:33.880
I still have not seen that.

589
00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:35.640
I've heard nothing but great things and it's been on

590
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:37.680
my watch list for so long, but I haven't done

591
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:41.119
it yet. I will tell you this though, since my

592
00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:46.000
wife is a very accomplished wedding planner. The acoustic song

593
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:48.400
that's in there, Crazy Rich Asians is sort of like

594
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:54.079
the theme song to that movie. Brides Love love playing

595
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:58.000
that song as they walk down to Sandy Isle. And

596
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:00.599
one more really notable birthday I want to for out here,

597
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:01.599
actually two too.

598
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:03.880
Sorry. Melissa George is fifty.

599
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:06.440
Honest to god, I can't even picture her in my mind,

600
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:09.360
but because of what movie she's been in, I love this.

601
00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:13.639
She's known for Alias Grey's Anatomy and if you've not

602
00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:18.159
seen this ultra violent vampire movie, Get on it. She's

603
00:34:18.199 --> 00:34:21.199
also in Thirty Days of Night. This is one of

604
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:23.400
those movies that actually had Josh hartn in it, kind

605
00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:25.920
of in his weird stage when he wasn't really big anymore,

606
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:30.119
but he wasn't nothing. Thirty Days of Night is one

607
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:32.559
of the great vampire movies that I don't think a

608
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:33.440
lot of people have seen.

609
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:34.320
It's a great premise.

610
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.639
It's this town in Alaska, and you know how Alaska

611
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:40.159
in the sun and orbits work there are you know,

612
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:42.320
you go far enough north on the planet Earth, you're

613
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:45.639
going to find towns and countries that don't see the

614
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.360
sun for a good long time, which, in other words,

615
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:54.920
is perfect for a vampire. So again, if you have

616
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.840
not seen Thirty Days of Night, watch it. That's a

617
00:34:57.880 --> 00:35:00.000
lot of fun. That's a fun vampire movie.

618
00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:06.719
I've I know who you're talking about, but it goes

619
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:10.599
back like she was in early two thousands movies.

620
00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:16.519
But mm hmm, yeah, vaguely familiar.

621
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:19.920
But yeah, I just mentioned her for her birthday, so

622
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:22.239
I can mention Thirty Days of Night. That's and and

623
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:25.239
that's one of those where in that that vampire movie,

624
00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:28.039
the vampires in that movie have some really scary teeth.

625
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:31.000
Because your movie recommendations carry so much fucking.

626
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:34.280
Weight, dude, I'm telling you it's a fun movie. I

627
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:36.800
will tell you. I will tell you when it's a

628
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:40.920
bad movie you shouldn't watch it, or that it's so bad.

629
00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:43.840
I like it, but you probably won't. Thirty Days of

630
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:46.280
Night is a fun vampire flick, that's all I'm It's

631
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:49.360
not Citizen Kane, it's not The Godfather. It's a fun,

632
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:52.519
gory vampire flick. You'll enjoy it.

633
00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:53.559
Tell us about rat again.

634
00:35:54.920 --> 00:36:02.800
It's terrible, but I had a BMX bookie. I saw

635
00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:05.280
it as a kid. It has a little nostalgia twine

636
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:08.960
in my heart. And final final birthday today, m Night

637
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.039
Shyamalan fifty six.

638
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.639
We just talked about him. I thought, I swear m.

639
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:19.280
We actually just talked about him and Josh Hartnett the

640
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:21.519
other day because I think it was Josh Hartnet's birthday,

641
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:23.239
and we talked about the movie he and Hartkneitt did

642
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:26.440
called Trap, where it is the serial Killer and m

643
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:29.639
Night Shyamalan wrote and directed it and also stuck his

644
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:32.000
daughter front and center so he could bolster her music career,

645
00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:36.719
and you want to talk about major pop culture flops,

646
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:40.639
m Night Shyamalan has certainly experienced those. Riding a high

647
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:43.159
wave and then you put out a movie and everyone's like, well,

648
00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:47.880
that was terrible. And now when you see a movie

649
00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:50.519
and they say directed by m Night Shyamalan, we're all

650
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:54.440
kind of like, man, I don't know, it could be awesomer,

651
00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:56.519
it could just be terrible. We're not really going to

652
00:36:56.559 --> 00:36:57.480
know until we see it.

653
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:03.400
Yeah, his his movies really are. They seem to be

654
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:06.280
one end of the spectrum or the other. There's really

655
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:08.840
not a lot of middle ground, right, and he he

656
00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:12.159
never got big enough where like Spielberg can release a

657
00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:15.000
flop and it's okay, you no one's gonna remember that.

658
00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.639
But yeah, they definitely remember his.

659
00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:23.719
Hard I don't think anyone's forgiven him for the Happening

660
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:24.599
or the Lady in.

661
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:25.159
The Water.

662
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:28.840
Signs. I can't.

663
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:35.000
I'll defend him on Signs. I loved Signs. I thought

664
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:43.719
that was really really good. Okay, I mean it's it.

665
00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:46.840
It had a lot of promise. It's gotta, it's gotta,

666
00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:51.599
you know. I think Alien Nation did the whole thing

667
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:54.360
about being allergic to water a lot better than he did.

668
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:57.559
Hm hmmm, because it's like they've they appear to be

669
00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:00.400
carbon based life forms, and so they have to have water.

670
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.639
So why would aliens that are smart enough to travel

671
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:07.719
all that way through interstellar space to come to this planet?

672
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.519
Would be so stupid? Is to walk around naked on

673
00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:11.960
a planet that's covered in a substance that they're allergic to.

674
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.000
You have put way more thought into this than Trey

675
00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:16.400
and I have.

676
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:21.199
Hey, my biggest complaint about Signs was that you had

677
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:24.440
Joaquin Phoenix portraying some amazing baseball player and when he

678
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:26.679
picks up a bat in the final scene, it looks

679
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:28.280
like he's never touched one in his life.

680
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:33.960
No matter how big his flops are, he can always

681
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:36.159
go Hey, at least I'm not the KZPS morning show.

682
00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:43.440
God damn, where is my pause button?

683
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:54.000
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691
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:17.880
Trey, what did you say, Lily your new dog did

692
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:19.639
after that last segment?

693
00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:21.639
Hey, if she even woke up and like looked up

694
00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:25.079
at me give a little whine and then it was like,

695
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:29.960
I won't be on the floor again.

696
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:40.880
Damn, Daddy's mean. All right, back inside the treehouse, Dan

697
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:44.000
and Trey and Jerry, it is time for the end

698
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:47.800
of the week stupid news of palooza. Here inside the treehouse.

699
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:52.159
Four Dallas Police officers were among those caught in the

700
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:54.639
Dallas World Cup prostitution crackdown.

701
00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:56.519
Guys.

702
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:04.719
H percentage wise, they were really low for the total

703
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:06.719
number of arrests, but the fact that they were in

704
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:11.599
there at all is bad. Operation Safe Streets resulted in

705
00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:15.280
three hundred and thirty five arrests for prostitution and sex

706
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:20.000
trafficking during the Dallas World Cup. Four of those were

707
00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:22.079
Dallas Police officers.

708
00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:26.840
It was publicized, everyone knew they were running stings.

709
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:38.119
Come on, man, there really weren't even that many games

710
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:39.320
in Dallas at the time.

711
00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:42.159
It's like, for what three weeks or so, It's just

712
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:45.599
a period where you just don't don't do that. I

713
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:47.320
mean you shouldn't do it at all. Let's make that

714
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:50.880
very clear. Don't do that at all. But you're on

715
00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:54.000
the side of the stings, you should know better. I mean,

716
00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:55.840
even on the public side.

717
00:40:57.199 --> 00:40:59.360
We knew all this stuff was going to be heightened

718
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:02.719
as the World Cup stuff was happening in North Texas.

719
00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:05.840
They just can't help themselves.

720
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:15.400
Then you always go apply at Lewisville.

721
00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:21.800
Well, they do have experience, all right.

722
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:29.039
So we've all lamented the downfall of Spirit Airlines, but

723
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:32.360
there is an Australian airline that is seeking the crown

724
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:38.119
of the cheapest airline, and not just by monetary fare,

725
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:43.159
but just by the entire business model of charging you

726
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:50.960
for everything. Jetstar is an Australian airline and it is

727
00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:55.000
going to now charge passengers to use the overhead bins

728
00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:59.400
for their bags. Even Spirit Airlines didn't.

729
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:03.800
Charge for that. Wow, maybe they should have.

730
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:08.599
Uh for passengers on the budget Australian airline Jetstar. The

731
00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:11.920
days of cramming your bag into an overhead locker already

732
00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:14.679
full of your seat mate's full sized suitcases are coming

733
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:15.159
to an end.

734
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:16.039
But there is a catch.

735
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:19.760
The carrier is going to charge passengers for stowing carrying

736
00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:23.559
on bags in the overhead compartments, beginning in February twenty

737
00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:27.039
twenty seven. This came after passengers and airline staff named

738
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.960
having bags weighed at the gate and struggling to find

739
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:34.679
room in overhead lockers as the more stressful parts of

740
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.199
their airport experience, which honestly could be made up as

741
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:42.920
an excuse to just justify charging people for the overhead access.

742
00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:47.039
But let me point out it is true that a

743
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:49.360
lot of us are stuffing our carrying ons with really

744
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:53.559
heavy stuff to get in that overhead compartment, because if

745
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:55.840
you're carrying it on, you don't have to weigh it.

746
00:42:56.519 --> 00:42:57.719
You just got to be able to.

747
00:42:57.679 --> 00:42:59.679
Carry it or roll it through the terminal, and then

748
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:01.039
you got to pick it up and put it in

749
00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:05.480
the bin. I've done it, I'll admit it. I have

750
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:09.440
traveled across the country with broadcast equipment that probably weighed

751
00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:12.960
forty pounds by itself, and I've picked that thing up

752
00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:15.480
and put it in the overhead bin. But it was

753
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:17.800
in the normal roller carrying on things, so it fit.

754
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:18.639
It was just heavy.

755
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:22.880
I mean, I don't I don't blame them.

756
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:26.440
I think people will get I think people try to

757
00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:29.119
carry on too much crap. It's really not that big

758
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:31.320
of a deal to check a bag, you know, I

759
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:34.199
don't know, I don't know when. I guess somewhere post

760
00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:38.880
nine to eleven that everyone hated carry checking in a

761
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:41.039
bag and everyone tried to, you know, carry it all on.

762
00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:47.119
It's like, it's ten to fifteen minutes typically you're not

763
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:50.440
it's not going to really make that much of a difference.

764
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:54.440
And it actually, to me, it makes the flying experience

765
00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:57.320
much easier because you're not trying to find space in

766
00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.599
the overhead bind or do what are you just stroll on?

767
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:01.800
Get your seat.

768
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:05.679
God, I missed the Spirit Airlines, big comfy seats up front.

769
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:07.000
Yeah.

770
00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:11.239
And there for a while there was a spate of

771
00:44:11.960 --> 00:44:15.880
luggage being lost that it kind of it kind of

772
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:19.280
spiked a lot higher than it would be normally. And

773
00:44:19.320 --> 00:44:21.639
that's when I learned how to pack for six days

774
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:25.159
in a double bag or carry on.

775
00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:30.440
I have had luggage lost. It's an awful, awful experience.

776
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:31.559
But I mean it was back. I think it was

777
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:34.280
Northwest Airlines. I mean they were just, oh wow, the

778
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:38.000
crappiest airline ever. And I mean it was the worst

779
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.400
it lost in Detroit and I was going to Quebec

780
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:43.760
and it took him like it was going for a

781
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:47.719
wedding and all my clothes in there and I was

782
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:48.320
in the wedding.

783
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:53.400
Yeah, oh so I learned.

784
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.159
I think.

785
00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:56.320
I think the thing you can do to you sort

786
00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:58.840
of navigate that is one. It depends on the trip

787
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:00.320
if you can find a way to get it where

788
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:03.239
it's just minimal packing and it's only carry on stuff. Cool,

789
00:45:03.599 --> 00:45:06.960
you're right, trade There is sort of a relaxation that

790
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.800
comes from not having because when all your stuff is

791
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:11.559
with you in the carry on bag, then you need

792
00:45:11.559 --> 00:45:13.360
to make sure you get on that plane so you

793
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:14.920
get overhead compartment space.

794
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:15.199
Right.

795
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:19.199
But if you just pack it all in the carry on,

796
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:20.920
then yeah, you don't have to worry about it as much.

797
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:24.440
It might be a little more laid back, but all

798
00:45:24.480 --> 00:45:26.719
it takes is one time when they lose your luggage

799
00:45:26.760 --> 00:45:28.559
and you don't have it for a little while to

800
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:31.360
when you realize you have to pack smart, whether it's

801
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:34.760
carry on or checking stuff. So if you're checking a bag,

802
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:40.239
make sure you have essentials that you need on your

803
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:43.760
carrying on with you, your toilet trees, all that, like,

804
00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:47.119
make sure you've got essentials on you so you don't lose.

805
00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:50.920
Yeah, a change or two of clothes in that bag.

806
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:55.239
Yeah, I don't even care about.

807
00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:59.679
So much that I'll pack like a change of underwear

808
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:04.599
because I can buy a shirt, I you know, typically whatever,

809
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:11.880
but I toothbrush, contact solution, deodorant, hair joel, stuff like that.

810
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:12.199
Yeah.

811
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:15.400
I will still try to carry on with me because

812
00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:17.679
as long as you have that stuff, you're going to

813
00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:18.159
be okay.

814
00:46:18.679 --> 00:46:26.199
Yeah, Cyclospora is still out there. Went quiet for a

815
00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:28.000
little while, didn't you hear a whole lot about it?

816
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:28.920
But now it is.

817
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:33.519
The cyclospora outbreak is now in fifteen states. This food

818
00:46:33.559 --> 00:46:36.719
borne illness linked to shredded iceberg lettuce has now been

819
00:46:36.760 --> 00:46:40.719
connected to six additional states. I honestly, I can't keep

820
00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:42.519
up with how many states have been affected. This story

821
00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:46.559
is saying fifteen. I thought it was more than that. Yes,

822
00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:50.280
health official say the outbreak is caused by cyclospora, the

823
00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:53.360
parasite that can lead to severe diarrhea and dehydration. More

824
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:57.679
than twenty two thousand suspected or confirmed cases and over

825
00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:02.840
five hundred hospitalizations have been reported nationwide, and two debts

826
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:03.519
in Michigan.

827
00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:04.480
Where I just was.

828
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:11.119
Granted, those people that died had underlying health conditions. I

829
00:47:11.159 --> 00:47:12.920
don't know what they were, but so it wasn't like

830
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:15.400
they were in peak health in some way and then

831
00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:20.079
they you know, shit themselves to death, which would obviously

832
00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:22.760
be a god awful way to go. Investigators have traced

833
00:47:22.800 --> 00:47:26.039
many cases to recalled Taylor Farms iceberg let us imported

834
00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:29.760
from Central Mexico, though officials are still examining whether or

835
00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:31.960
not other sources may be involved. Like the last time

836
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:34.119
we talked about this, the FDA was sending out an

837
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:36.880
apology letter saying they had a false positive with a

838
00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:39.480
tailor farm's inspection. And then it came out and was like, well,

839
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:41.719
that was a false positive, but then there was another

840
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:43.840
test that still said it probably is them.

841
00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:48.199
At the end of the day, they really still don't know, no, And.

842
00:47:48.159 --> 00:47:51.679
This is this goes back to the problem of how

843
00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:54.079
badly they handled COVID is.

844
00:47:54.960 --> 00:47:58.079
People just don't listen to the government anymore, you know,

845
00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.519
because and like I had really forgotten about this.

846
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:03.360
I was listening to something the other day. I had

847
00:48:03.400 --> 00:48:05.119
totally forgotten the.

848
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:08.360
BS at the beginning of COVID, how they you know,

849
00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:11.880
you had to disinfect every surface because they were saying,

850
00:48:12.039 --> 00:48:14.559
oh it can it can last on packages for a week,

851
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.559
and it's like, no, it can't.

852
00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:18.400
Oh it doesn't.

853
00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:21.400
And you know that was complete bs. And then you

854
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:23.800
go back and you find out amazingly.

855
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:27.960
Lyesol had a deal with the CDC, and you go, h,

856
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:29.400
I don't think it was.

857
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:32.599
But I think the CDC, you know, hogged all the

858
00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:37.440
Lyesol because you wouldn't buy Lysol for ever.

859
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.320
Yeah it was. Yeah, I'm with you. I don't think

860
00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:43.320
it was a planned promotion. I don't think COVID. I

861
00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:46.679
don't think the COVID pandemic was a promotion to sell Liesol,

862
00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:49.480
although I'm sure Lyesol's thinking I wish we had thought

863
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.760
of that, but worked out for us either way. Uh,

864
00:48:53.280 --> 00:49:00.599
but yeah, it's it. The mission. The misinformation through all

865
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:03.039
of that has just made everyone just kind of do

866
00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:05.599
like they're like, give everything a little bit of a

867
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:08.599
RCA dog like, well, it's.

868
00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:12.840
Like and I'll remain a political on it. But then

869
00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.440
you go back and you see this the Fauci.

870
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:16.599
Diaries, and.

871
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:20.000
You knew all along that masking and all this other

872
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:23.360
stuff was ineffective and that you were pushing it on everybody,

873
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:26.039
and and for me, you just go back and you

874
00:49:26.039 --> 00:49:28.760
look at the number of people who lost their homes,

875
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:34.719
their businesses, everything else because of stuff they knew was ineffective,

876
00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:36.960
but yet they were doing it anyways, basically from what

877
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:39.440
I think, just to look like the government was doing

878
00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:43.840
something from you know, six feet separation and masking everything else,

879
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:46.360
which really and at the end of the day, COVID

880
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:50.079
really wasn't that lethal, but we treated.

881
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:52.719
It like like it was gonna be, you know, wipe

882
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:53.800
out half the population.

883
00:49:54.880 --> 00:49:58.039
It didn't, but it did kill my friend Alan Hollis.

884
00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:00.760
I understand, I have no people, and this.

885
00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:01.519
Is the guy that you know.

886
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:05.559
So it's like, I'm just saying that I don't like

887
00:50:05.639 --> 00:50:08.480
it when I don't know how much of everything you

888
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:09.760
just said, how accurate it is.

889
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:11.280
I know that you believe it to be, so I

890
00:50:11.280 --> 00:50:11.679
believe you.

891
00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:14.599
I haven't followed all that stuff to the level that

892
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:18.039
a lot of people have, but I do know the

893
00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:21.400
impact that you know, eight hundred thousand Americans or maybe

894
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:24.960
more that died from it, Uh that should not should

895
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:26.159
should not be lessened.

896
00:50:26.280 --> 00:50:27.199
No, they didn't.

897
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:29.679
You got to remember everything. If you were in the

898
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:31.360
hospital and you died it was COVID.

899
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:33.840
Now, I did hear a bunch of that that a

900
00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:35.760
lot of people would write that type of stuff down.

901
00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:38.199
Well that was now and I heard that myself, But

902
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:39.800
I don't know how much of that is true.

903
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:44.719
But for the CDC, point one tenth of one percent

904
00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:50.800
of COVID people was fatal the actual COVID deaths, So

905
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:53.719
it was not the great And I know people that died,

906
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:55.719
but I also I know two people who died that

907
00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:58.320
were blamed that official cause of death was COVID and

908
00:50:58.360 --> 00:51:02.440
know they had cancer m but a lot of that

909
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:05.719
is the way hospitals are funded, and they knew every

910
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:08.239
COVID death meant more money.

911
00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:11.639
I can't get into all the veracity of all that

912
00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:15.679
stuff because a lot of it is anecdotal and you know,

913
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:18.760
barring an outright you know, investigation to really find out

914
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:22.800
the truth on it, which obviously is not going to happen.

915
00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:26.840
Well, another thing is you know the whole deal it

916
00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:31.599
was a wet market. No, it was a lablique started

917
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:35.519
a Wuhand where they had the Wuhand Center for Coronavirus Research.

918
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:38.119
And can we just say, I think we all can

919
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:40.960
agree on this not to call it the wu Hand Center,

920
00:51:41.079 --> 00:51:43.440
because that sounds like a place that's full of fun

921
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:47.039
and triviality like wu Hand.

922
00:51:48.320 --> 00:51:52.519
Okay, the BSL for wu Hand Research Facility dedicated to

923
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:53.719
coronavirus research.

924
00:51:56.400 --> 00:52:02.159
See that sounds more serious. Yeah, I'd pay attention to

925
00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:02.519
that more.

926
00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:07.559
And it's not so much rehash COVID. It's just so

927
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:08.679
much of what they did.

928
00:52:09.800 --> 00:52:11.880
They'll never get away with it again, and there may

929
00:52:11.960 --> 00:52:15.000
come a time where they really need to have to

930
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:17.199
do that. There definitely could be a virus that comes

931
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:20.519
along in the future where everyone really does need to

932
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.840
be really precautious and stay indoors and everything else and

933
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:27.239
everyone because of that, everyone's going to go screw you.

934
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:30.400
That's what the travesty of that whole thing was. We

935
00:52:30.480 --> 00:52:32.800
had a good practice run for something that could be

936
00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:36.840
absolutely deadly serious, and it was bungled from top to bottom.

937
00:52:38.079 --> 00:52:42.559
Well see speaking of bottoms.

938
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:52.159
Nice tray knows. I from relationship advice on Reddit. I'm

939
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.440
a twenty nine year old male. My girlfriend is a

940
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:57.760
thirty female. I suggested to my girlfriend that I use

941
00:52:57.800 --> 00:53:01.280
a prostate massage. You're during sex. Now our relationship is

942
00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:02.000
falling apart.

943
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:03.320
How do I navigate this?

944
00:53:03.400 --> 00:53:10.440
Situation floor as yours, Dan, how did you broach the subject? Really?

945
00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:25.599
And twenty nine two things number one start small number two.

946
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:28.920
If she can't handle a request like that in the bedroom,

947
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:30.519
then you need to go out there and find you

948
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:31.840
a real man who will.

949
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:43.599
Well done, sir.

950
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:49.239
And that's how you turn that shit around. For all

951
00:53:49.320 --> 00:53:53.280
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952
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956
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