Neighbor Wars + Gym Penis is Real?!

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0:54 Yes. Please, it seems very very tempting, right Uh. That may be one of the those expectations versus reality type scenarios, So we'll touch on that today. Also, Jim Penis is Real and Neighbor Wars. We are going to start today with Neighbor Wars. But before we get to that, just a quick mention. If you love what you hear today, please help us grow the Treehouse show by sharing it with a friend or someone you think could use a laugh today. Hit that share button from your favorite listening platform and share that so we can grow the Treehouse Show together. Thank you very much. Okay, we are starting today with neighbor wars. I don't know if there's something that is more relatable than having an a whole neighbor or an inconsiderate neighbor. I think we've I think we've all experienced at least one, if not both.

1:54 I've gone to jail for one. And everything I just is off the table, tray, the floor is yours. We never talked about this about three years ago. Let's see, what was I guess it's twenty two. I think, yeah, definitely twenty one or twenty two. So there's five. I had a neighbor and he was absolutely the worst human being on the face of the earth, so much so like he went out of his way and it wasn't just me, it was the person on the other side too. Uh. He would put like massagers, like you. Know, like the big ones like you like literally need two handles, Like he would put them up against the wall to rattle everything, kind.

2:43 Of like the ones at Floyd's barber shop. Yeah, it's like you need the two hands and you have to really it's almost like a violent sander. Yes, it just and did all and finally after and I begged, I mean, we had recordings, we begged the management, everything else. I finally snapped one night. It was. It was just after Texas ou weekend and I was short on sleep and I was trying to go to bed. It was like nine o'clock and he started that and I went over and I put hands around his throat. Was it to demonstrate to him what him running the massager up against the wall feels like? Or were you trying to kill him? Is there a statute of limitations on this? Do you need to be careful how you answer that.

3:39 No, I've already I've already been through probation and oh, okay, so. It was a misdemeanor assault. I didn't leave, amazingly, didn't leave bruises. So you've been adjudicated. I have been adjudicated. Okay. Were you trying to kill him? You know I was. I was trying not to. Uh No, I wasn't trying to kill him. I was just trying to express my frustration after a year of him absolutely being a dick and ruining sleep. And countless nights. Uh. At some point I I'll go through my phone and I can dig up some of the recordings. But yeah, it's it was unbelievable shit he pulled.

4:24 As I'm asking the question, I'm envisioning your answer as I say, were you trying to kill him? In which case, if you were trying to kill him, I think he'd be dead because I I, I've known you a long time. If you're seeing red, you know how that? Yeah, so here's here's God damn, why was he doing this? We don't know. He was just it was. He was a short little fuck and he I. The other guy behind on the other side of him.

5:05 His name's Kyle, and Kyle and his wife were just two of the nicest people in the world. And I still did I keep up with him, love him to death. We don't know. He just it's like he got his rocks off on being a nuisance. So he was a real life troll instead of an online troll. He's trolling his neighbors in real life by vibrating everyone's apartments. Vibrating I like, I literally one. Day I got so mad and I had to quit because the other guy on the other side complained and I liked him too. I literally I went and got from the bar one. Of a big speaker and I hooked it up to Tejano music, cranked the bass up and just put it right against the wall.

5:49 And so every time it was like, fine, you want to do this? Oh the other thing he would do he uh or later I think it was a lacrosse ball. He would bounce just against the wall. He would like throw it and uh So when he would start doing that or whatever else, I went and got the speaker and uh let him enjoy Sey Hono music, good, the good basic kind. Oh yeah, I like how he started out annoying, or his method was to be annoying. Yours was to recreate a Cia Black site the.

6:34 Ball thing, you know. He I think at first he just didn't think that it would be disturbing to everyone else. And then it's like when he figured it out. He just didn't give a shit. And so yeah, God, Dakota. His name was Dakota. So as far as we know, there are two Dakotas that live in the North Texas area. One was an a hole neighbor of yours. The other is the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, you're never gonna mistake these two. There would be no confusion between the two of them.

7:17 Yeah, I'm pretty sure if Dak Prescott was your neighbor and throwing a ball against the wall, it probably would have gone through at some point. Yeah, unless it was the fourth quarter in the games on the line. Uh, right out the window into the hands of a waiting Giants cornerback who just happened to be walking by. It was like, where did this come from? I'm just like visiting my grandma. All right, So thank you for sharing your neighbor's story. I've got one to share that is currently happening to me. But before we get to that one, this one to me is interesting, And by interesting I mean really clear cut. So someone jumped online and said my neighbor kept parking in my driveway after multiple warnings, I had her car toad, and now she wants me to pay the fee. That's just the headline.

8:26 There's a story to this that I'll be honest with you. I don't even think this needs much context. The only question I would have based on that headline, let me repeat it. My neighbor kept parking in my driveway after multiple warnings, I had her car toad and now she wants me to pay the fee. Every question I have about this situation is already answered in the headline, but I'll ask the question anyway to you, Trey the ultimate question, and that is is this guy right to have the neighbor's car towed for parking in his driveway?

9:09 Yes, I mean he's absolutely one correct now if especially if she's blocking the driveway likearing with him getting to a garage or something like that. Absolutely, And the fact that if. He gave her multiple warnings, he is a far nicer person than I went because I would give one warning and then I'm towing your car. So here's if I come home and I'm like, I need to get into the garage or something, whether you know you're hauling something or whatever, I would absolutely and it would probably get towed with four flat tires.

9:56 Don't know what happened. So here's the full context. My neighbor and I have houses next to each other, but we don't share a driveway. My driveway is on my side of the property line, and there's even a fence separating our yards. After a couple of about a couple of weeks ago, my neighbor's adult daughter moved back home. Since then, her Silver Civic has been parked in my driveway four different times. The first time I knocked on her door and she apologized and moved it. The second time, I left a note on the windshield saying it was my private driveway and asked her not to park there again. The third time I talked to her directly. She said her daughter only needed the space temporarily and that she didn't think it was a big deal since my driveway was empty. The fourth time, I got home from work around seven PM with groceries in the rain and the same car is sitting in my driveway. No one was home.

10:51 I called the towing company first to make sure I was allowed to have it removed from my property. They confirmed I could, so I had it towed. Next morning, my neighbor came over angry. She said her daughter had to pay three hundred and fifty dollars to get the car back, and that I should reimburse her because I caused the fee. I told her I had already asked multiple times. She said, I didn't think you were actually going to toe it. You could have just called me I told her, I understand that, but I also expected my driveway not to be used after I asked you not to. Since then, she has had spoken to me. Her daughter texted me saying I made this into a bigger deal than it needed to be. Another neighbor told me I should have tried one more conversation before escalating, because we still had to live next to each other.

11:32 I know neighbor relationships matter, but I also feel like I gave enough warnings. So did I escalate too far? Or did I give enough chances? You, your neighbor, the neighbor that said you should have given them one more time, the mother daughter, all of them, all the way off, all the way off. You gave ample choices, gave ample warning. You're, like I said, if it especially in the rain. I've got groceries and I can't get Oh yeah, there's you're You're mysteriously gonna be, you know, running on flats.

12:21 This is where this whole, the whole neighbor relationship thing is fascinating to me, because I feel like in neighbor relationships there are two types of people. There's someone that cares about the neighbor relationship and thinks about the consequences of a feud. And then there's the other person that doesn't give a flying f about it. And if the one neighbor doesn't give a flying f about it, you shouldn't either, because there's no winning that, there is no there is no oh, you know, the neighbor relationship matters, and I don't want to have a neighbor war. That person is not going to bend, and so they are taking advantage of knowing either a they don't care what you do, or B that you will bend because you're the one in the relationship that cares about good neighbor feelings.

13:19 I'll get back to the neighbor thing in a second. Well, they're the problem with this whole story. And it's probably the thing I hate more than just about anything else in this world is entitlement. It shows a level of entitlement that you don't have. You think your neighbors, you know, driveway is your driveway because it's more convenient for you. Whatever. And I blame the mom, I blame the daughter. Whatever. Listen, I try very I'm not I don't know my neighbors. I seldom see them. It's not like I keep normal hours, but I try to be a good neighbor. And I'll give you a very concrete example of like right now, I get up at four forty in the morning. I exercise at five.

14:02 Now some mornings I do. I've been trying to do yoga. I would love to do yoga. Is that part of your court ordered rehabilitation from your choking? Oh? Okay, just making sure. I would love to do yoga from my living room because but I'm learning, and I watch videos and I try to imlate. But yoga's hard. If you've never done it, don't don't sit there and snicker. It's hard. I am. I am in very good shape, and I am telling you it's hard. I know you, but I'm just I'm saying the general audience.

14:46 Yeah no, this is one of those opportunities for me to briefly just to tell for those that don't know the story. I'm not gonna tell the whole story. I'm just gonna tell the very brief version that the first time I tried yoga with my wife, doing like a P ninety X yoga, I got stuck. I'm not making that up. I got stuck and she had to push me over to unlock me. So yeah, so, but. I don't do it in my living room because it's five in the morning and I'm trying to be a courteous neighbor and not make a bunch of racket for. The people below me. So I go to the gym and I do it there. Even when I get back and when I have a little you know thing, I sit on, meditate everything else.

15:29 But I try to be very gentle, so I'm not mister stompy for the neighbors below me. I have neighbors above me that do not hesitate at all to be mister stompy. They clearly do not know what it means to pick up your feet to walk softly. Everything is like them trudging through the god snow. That's the hell I am currently living in. We are on the third floor of this apartment. Yeah, and it's it's a it's it's you know. We're currently in Portland, so it's basically Austin Northwest. So we're in a midrise apartment building and so there's a number of floors above us.

16:16 But the people above us are are the stompy mc Stomperson's I'm pretty sure it actually says it next to their mailbox, and they don't know from walking softly. I swear to God it's Harry and the Henderson's living up there. You know, you want to know why you don't see Bigfoot on TV when they go looking for him in the woods, because the whole family's living right above me. Stomp stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, and they are on a semi normal schedule. Okay, that's the good thing. Around six thirty to seven am, Portland time, they're up, they're waking up, they're walking, they're stomping around, and they're going to bed around ten thirty eleven o'clock at night. The problem with that is we are middle aged. We are already in bed by the time they start their evening stomping, and because we don't keep normal bankers hours we're both self employed, we actually get to sleep in a little bit later sometimes, so they're going to bed later and waking up earlier, which means they're waking us up on both ends of their stomping sessions. And Jesus H. Christ, there are so many different ways to go about trying to solve this problem.

17:39 I hardly know which one to pick because I suffer from a severe case of analysis paralysis, I can overthink almost any situation to debt. So you are currently dealing with stompy upstairs neighbors. We've got the stompy mc stompersons living above us. What's the best course of action to get them to stop? You know, that's it's a great question. I had the same problem in my last apartment, and I recorded the people and I sent it to the management I'm going. I said, could you please ask these people just to try to walk a little bit softly? Like it is not everything needs to be just like you're marching. And I'm probably gonna end up doing the same thing. Except my previous management were very proactive and very good.

18:29 This management my current building not so much. So I have a feeling their response to everything is we'll call security. Yeah, because security is gonna come do anything? Is they don't do jat crap anyways, So my next and this is where you never you're you can go two different directions on this. You think about, well, maybe if I, you know, left some cookies and a note ups in their door saying hey, could you mind not trying to walk a little bit softer, especially early in the morning or in the evening luckily with my new schedule, because they they keep an almost identical schedule as to what you are talking about, except so they are up at about six thirty. Well I'm already up, so it's okay.

19:21 Going to bed though, So I typically now. I am in bed at nine. And welcome, We've been waiting for you. It is so nice. Try, and my goal is to be a sleep by ten. Yeah, and it's why I don't have a phone in my bedroom anymore or anything. But it does get a little trying. If they are running late and they're still stopping MC stoppers at at ten fifteen to ten thirty, it does start to really irritate me. And when you said when they were running late, in my head, I thought you were about to say so when they're running laps.

20:08 Yeah, And I feel like at some point in the morning one of them does like push ups or sit ups or something because there's a very rhythmic. Or I'll say they have sex very consistently. But like on the floor just as you get to hear it. But I know I'm kind of in the same predicament of because the other thing about it is you could also just they could take it the wrong way and you just antagonize them and then they do it more. Yeah. So yeah, two things. Solution based is the second one, what do we do about it? The first thing is just something that I think. This is something that my wife and I do when the people above us are stomping like crazy, we're trying to figure out we sometimes I make a game out of it. What do we think they're doing up there? Like you mentioned the rhythmic stomping.

21:08 Are they about to report to basic and they're just practicing. Is it possible that they're doing medicine ball slams before they go to bed or first thing in the morning when they wake up. Are they thinking about doing some remodeling and they've decided to start murmering the floor? And that's the other thing with this midrise building is like and it's probably the same for you. I mean, this is this is concrete, so the vibrations and the sounds do travel pretty good. Yeah. I don't think people realize that. I think especially I think people think newer buildings they've built in a way that they're sound proof, and it's like, no, they're not. You know, they they absolutely cut those corners there's very little on the sound. Prof.

21:52 Yeah, I've wondered hopscotch is something to bring in woo back a game of old I've wondered if maybe they've got some chalk and they've just. Made themselves a little hotscotch and jump rope. Also, you know what, maybe what it is, maybe they're just doing an old school like elementary school field day. They're just doing all the activities. They're doing the sack rays, jumping jacks, jumping jacks, double dutch jump rope. I too have pondered these questions. Yeah, so I also I did the same thing you did when Tara and I were playing what is it they're doing up their game? And I said hopscotch like you did, and she said, I bet it's And she went up to me so quick. She was like, it's probably hopscotch on a pogo stick. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah, you win to go stick. Yes, they're up there Poe going like crazy. So the second part is the solution. What do you do about it? Because you mentioned Trey, do you leave some cookies in a nice note that says please walk softly. Here's some snicker doodles and do they then does it still annoy them?

23:03 What do you do? One idea Tara had was maybe what we do is we buy some house shoes, some nice cushioned house shoes, two pairs, because I think it's a couple above us. You get two pairs of house shoes in a basket, a nice gift basket, with a little note that says, hey, this from your neighbors. Would you mind mean name names. I don't think house shoes will do the trick. I think they stop so much. I don't know that cushioning is the answer. And at that point you're having, you're trying to get them to do something that most humans a don't want to do and be is very difficult to do. And that's change a habit. They are so used to doing what they're doing. You're not just trying, You're trying to get them to change what they do on a regular basis, change the habit. It's hard, It is hard.

23:53 And see you're I was thinking more high tech when I started trying to think about solving the problem. Did you read about how when when we went in and invaded Venezuela to extra write their president, we did like the sonic thing that made everyone you know crap and Pugh can crap themselves. I was trying to see if I could find one of those, like on eBay. Trey that's ridiculous. You're gonna have to look on TMU. Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air.

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25:40 I thought she died. I did too, brother. I'm going to click on this just to see because usually usually my prep service is good at letting us know if she's alive or dead. Yeah she died. Oh yeah she's dead. Yeah. Prep service screwed up because even when I click on her name was an American actress, like, yeah, I don't think she's still alive. Well she would have been a one. Uh yeah. But honestly, it's it's really just an excuse to be able to mention w KRP in Cincinnati. It's one of the great all time sitcoms, partly because it didn't center around a family like some of the like. It was technically a family because they all knew each other. But it's a situational comedy so much so many sitcoms are always, you know, they're family based, you know them all, they're all almost always family based, are always in the home, right w kr and P in Cincinnati was it's a radio station. And I'm trying to think of any sort of situational comedies right now that aren't family based. Mash one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Not only was that movie not set in the middle of a family or a family home, it was sit in the middle of a war. Yeah, Cheers, Cheers was a bar. That's absolutely one of my favorite shows of all time, and it was set in a bar.

27:09 I can't really think of many current situation like sitcoms that that our occupation versus, you know, home. Yeah. Lonnie Anderson's either claim to fame married to Burt Reynolds exactly. That's the other reason she and Burt Reynolds. Man, you talk about the it couple for a while, woo man, that was it? Uh. Jonathan Silverman is sixty. Jonathan Silverman is sixty, So he had a good run on a sitcom. I think it was just called single Life or a Single Man or something single. It was on NBC for a while. It was on like Before or After Friends.

27:56 That that must see TV block where almost anything would would succeed. Yeah, because you're sandwiching it in between Friends and er or like or at the front end of it. So, yeah, Jonathan Silverman is sixty, But to me, he is best known from his role and Weekend at Berney's. Yeah, So good, such a great classic film. Also, I'd lived it for a number of years. Jonathan Silverman is sixty other birthdays. Today you've got Pat smear is sixty seven guitars for the Foo Fighters, former member of Nirvana for obvious reasons, and the Germs. He I don't know if I don't know if that's actually his legal like government name, or if that's just one he thought would be funny. I don't really want to find out. I'm just gonna let it be. Patrick Ewing is sixty four. Hall of Fame Center, eleven time NBA All Star would have had at least one ring if it wasn't for Michael effing Jordan. I bet he's get I bet he gets two rings in his career if it's not for Michael Jordan.

29:19 Probably. And here's a name. Here's a name that I know you're gonna know, but I know you have not thought of it in a long time. Two time MLB All Star, known for wearing a batting helmet while playing first base. John Olerude is fifty eight. Wow, See, I knew you would know who he was. Yeah, that's the name I have not heard in twenty five years. Twenty I think you summed it up with yeah.

30:02 And he wasn't. I mean, he was an all star player. I mean, like even here it said it was two time All Star. I honestly got thought he was an All Star more than that. I mean, you talk about A list actors, B list actors, same thing with athletes. This is a guy that was an a ish to a B baseball player as far as notoriety, partly because he was he played I think all of his career in Toronto. But he was a solid player. Two. I thought he was an All Star more than twice. But yeah, but for some reason, he sticks out to me. And it's and part of it's the helmet, but I don't know, I just feel like he stuck out to me for some reason.

30:46 I think you take the helmet gimmick away. I don't know that. Uh yeah, he's in that. He's in that realm of There were much bigger names at the time. Baseball was a bigger I mean in the macro. Baseball just simply is not the sport it was twenty five thirty years ago. I mean no, I mean, and honestly, and a lot of it it's its own doing. And I hate to say Russ was right about something. But yeah, they should have just let him kept doing steroids because you know, home run competitions. I mean, that was that was probably the biggest time in baseball for the last thirty years, when when you had Sosa and Maguire going after the home run thing, and then and then Barry Bonds came along and then you're like, hey, Crow magnum Man, your head's grown.

31:42 It was one of the great before and after transformations to look at Barry's rookie card and then to see twenty years later he's better and bigger. Well, then he. Had the screwball way and this is you had the list of the people that they thought we're doping, and but they never released the list. They just occasionally leaked the name and then that person would have to go through all a Rod got caught up. In it, I mean, and it's like all the players. I don't know why they didn't just go, hey, it's all good, just knock it off. If they really made him stop, and why they won't let him in the Hall of Fame, bs and everything else. It's like, my argument with that is it wasn't an unfair advantage because everyone was doing it.

32:30 That's true. Yeah, I mean at that point it and. Yeah, especially he may be the biggest a hole walking, but Barry Bonds was by far and away one of the most phenomenal, especially when he started off in Pittsburgh. He was a phenomenal player. He was already five tool Yeah. I mean he was. He was an absolute Hall of Famer before he started juicing. And I think he just got pissed off with the notoriety that Sosa maguire were it, and you know, wanted wanted some of. It, and then he ended up with all of it. I'll go yeah. And that's the other thing too. It's like I will say this, I still think about as you're talking about the steroid era. I still think about that ninety eight season with Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, and I still remember Mark McGuire breaking Maris' single season home run record. He misses first base as he's rounding, and he's so excited, has to go back and touch it.

33:36 And it makes my stomach turn because he was because because at the time it was just the ultimate in being betrayed as a fan, because like he's saying all the things you're supposed to say, and he's doing all the things you're supposed to do, and then eventually it comes out that he was absolutely juicing. But here's the thing. Had he just had he just been like, yeah, I felt betrayed. I was young enough at the time and still had enough hope in my body to be like, please, let this be pure. And when it wasn't, that sort of that house of cards crashed down a little bit in my soul. It didn't change the fact that I still love baseball, but it definitely changed on my view of him. How like him hugging Roger Morris's family being so close and it's just like, God, you're just you fucking asshole.

34:52 Yeah, but first of all, no one had thought about Roger Marris in decades, and it was obvious as he was juicing. If you had seen McGuire five years prior, you knew what was going on. See I remember it totally differently. I don't remember feeling portrayed. I remember how exciting it was because it really didn't matter what you were doing. They would break into whatever you were watching when one of those guys went up to bat, and everyone was I mean, it was a national thing. Everyone was glued to it watching it. It was probably probably the most exciting baseball season of my lifetime.

35:33 It was probably one of the most exciting things to happen in baseball for the second half of the twentieth century. Oh, I mean, I. It's hard to speak for some of the early twentieth century, you know Yankees late Hank Aaron and that stuff, because Hank Aaron was a solo deal man. He was he was on that mission by himself, Mark mcga Iron Samy Sosa. That competition drove it even further, made it so much more interesting. I screwed the last half of the twentieth century. I would say it was the most exciting thing over the last fifty years in baseball.

36:19 Oh current, the last current fifty years, gotcha? Yeah, I would too. You know. I remember Ripken breaking the you know, the iron Man record, and that was. Cool, but. That's a marathon thing. Right. And the Rangers winning a World Series was the most pleasant enough surprises. But I never thought I would see that after the twenty ten to twenty eleven just absolute employees, especially the Saint like like, there's the sports I will hate Nelly Cruz till I go to my grave for absolutely losing the twenty eleven World Series.

37:05 But take the fandom out of it. The McGuire Sosa thing was the most exciting thing in baseball in the last fifty years. And that's part of the reason I've felt so betrayed by it. It's because I same as you. I remember all the excitement, the fun and seeing my favorite sport at the time getting recognition, and I was like, God, this is great. And then and then and then, and then the truth comes out. You're just like you, you've guys, and and so I'm able to separate it a little bit and think about the happy times kind of like in a relationship, You're like, you know what, we had some really good times and then the bitch cheated on me.

37:51 That's how I felt with the McGuire Sosa thing. You know, typically that stuff it really sours the whole ex for me that I'm glad you can separate it out. We know it. We had some really good times and until I saw her on a video on blacks dot com. If you would like more Treehouse in your life, you can get it. Go to Patreon dot com, slash Treehouse on air, subscribe today. Treehouse Plus, Super Plus and Ultimate Treehouse, three options for you to choose from to get more Treehouse in your life today that includes bonus content, subscriber only episodes, and video. All right there, Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on air. I'm Dan along with Trey back inside the Treehouse. Before we get to Jim Penis Israel, let's stir up some controversy. A gen Zer has sparked outrage after declaring she wants to marry Rich. And this is yet another example of gen Z thinking they've discovered something that we've all known for a really long time.

39:11 Outrage from whom because now this is one thing I better not see any gen xers because it's not like this is a novel concept. Absolutely it's not. I mean, if we're being straightforward, if we're being honest, this is the oldest profession, except in this case it's more on the amateur level. Yeah, this is this is a tale as old as time. It is. I want to marry Rich did not work? Duh h. So gen Z has sparked online outrage after declaring she wants to marry Rich and not work. Yeah, Cinderella isn't a great story. If you know it's a poor guy.

39:55 On the other end of. It, yeah, he's not a cobbler, which, considering how she lost a shoe, maybe she should have gone that rot. Gender stereotypes have come a long way, but that isn't to say that in twenty twenty six, some women are just fine giving up their careers to marry rich to never work another day in their lives. In a forum on Reddit, one twenty year old decided to do just that. She described herself as an ambitious person who was studying to become a dentist, yet had recently had a change of heart and decided life is too short to spend it stressed and working. This is a great example of a young person's mindset and not thinking ahead. She thinks life is too short to spend it stressed and working.

40:54 The thing is, though, if you marry rich and don't work, you will work every day of your life. You, you, in that scenario, are not really a person. You're an asset. You're a thing, You're a trophy, You're basically you are a You're a talking sex doll. And that's if you're allowed to talk. It depends on the guy you get with. Well, nine out of ten times when you see an a lopsided relationship when it comes to looks age something like that, there's a reason for it. And a lot of it has to do with dollar signs. And you know, I can name countless places in Dallas that for years, Highland Park Village to Javier's Cigar Bar have been a absolute trap of young single women going there looking to find a successful guy.

41:56 That they can meet and hopefully marry. This is this is not new. Uh, it's just not typically said out loud. I guess it's more. I think it was more of just sort of an understood thing. But so by this young woman declaring it to the world, going on Reddit and saying this is what I'm gonna do, then you open yourself up to criticism from other people. People that'll be like, how dare you? You're you're just you're reinforcing gender stereotypes and blah blah blah blah blah. Well, yeah she is, but it's also her life. If that's what she really wants to do, she'll find a sucker. Well I mean she'll be the sucker, but she'll find a guy willing to enter into this relationship.

42:37 I don't I don't know that I agree with the gender stereotypes because I know plenty of guys if if they could find a wealthy woman, they'd be more than happy to uh, you know, there's some trade offs there, but uh, a nice comfy life, Yeah, I think they'd take that. I think I think you jump on that. It would certainly give me something to think about. How much are we talking? Yeah, you're right, you're doing all these things now in your life that would make you a hell of a catch for a nice, rich older lady. I am a good house husband. You cook, you clean, and you all night. But you need to be aware of the gym penis. Okay, sorry to bring the room down, but I mean, if you're going to be a good house husband, this is something to consider when I when I say to you, Jim Penis is real. What do you think, Jim Penis is?

43:38 I haven't a clue. I didn't either. Early one, sure, I was like, what, like, like, if you're doing squats or something, it turns a weird way. I mean, I've I've worked out in gyms now for oh my god, I'm about to do math like thirty years. Yeah, I don't really recall it. Thinking, hey, what's going on with my wiener while I'm at the gym. Well, well, at least not in an abnormal way. All right, now I can kind of think about it. So I'm gonna assume it has to do with blood flow, and it's not going to. Specific areas, that is correct. Jim penis is the opposite of the pump. Most of us go to the gym to get a pump, right, You get your biceps big, your chest looks good, your back looks good, your legs look good. Do your legs? Boys? Jim penis is the opposite.

44:32 Because you've pumped up everything else, your wiener is losing out. So Jim penis has to do with shrinkage in the area. See, and maybe this is just me. First of all, I have never looked at my dick before or after a workout and. Gone, well, what happened? Uh? I always think I look really crappy after I leave the gym. And you know, yeah you might if you've done chess or something, you might have you know, a little swollen as it were. But in general, it's like your body is all out of whack and you've been sweating your ass off and so nothing nothing looks great.

45:23 It takes you know, a couple hours later you look better, next day look better. But yeah, who. See it's stuff like this, and now I go, Okay, there are guys that are going to the gym and then they're you know, looking down their pants, going what happened? Okay, you're not doing a dick bell. I swear to god, though, if that was an option, that twenty four hour fitness, they'd be lined up. I'm sure that. Yeah. But if it makes if it was to make it bigger like your chest, absolutely no guy would miss. If no guy would miss dick day. No, I mean, if there were a proven way to make things bigger, the gym would be twenty there would be a line out the door twenty four to seven, and that that machine would be the hottest machine you could find.

46:12 I mean for men and women. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do. You have a lot of money, get your ass in there. Come on, that's right, you're so. It'd it'd be a nice change for the ladies at the gym instead of them wearing tight clothes and being recorded. Then the guys will start wearing tight clothes and they can start recording us on the dick push man. There would be like an assembly line of Dick machine tan bed shower women waiting. For you atm, the most essential piece of gym equipment there for all things Treehouse, Treehouse on Air dot com.

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