Feb. 6, 2026

YouTube EP 10 | Dear Treehouse | I'm a FART Terrorist

YouTube EP 10 | Dear Treehouse | I'm a FART Terrorist

In this episode, we have a fart terrorist behind the bar and a nanny who doesn't understand what's good for business.

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It is time to leave your worries outside. It is

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time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us

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inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with Raj Sharma

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and our YouTube guru, mister Trey Trendholm Guru. Seems a

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bit strong, you know what I say? Start strong, Let's

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see what happens.

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Yeah, place to go but down.

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That's right. We are in a treehouse after all. So

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what do you have on tap for us today inside

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the treehouse tray?

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Well, today we're going to do another exciting episode of

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Dear Treehouse. Yeah, so we're gonna start off with a

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dear treehouse called Am I overreacting about my nanny family

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having sex during the day?

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First of all, if you have to ask, you probably are.

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I'm just going to throw that out there with just

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about every question that uses that similar structure. If you're

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asking it, you probably are overreacting. You probably are the

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a hole. It's possible you may not be. I just

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feel like, statistically speaking, you probably are. Also. What's a

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nanny family?

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So basically she is a nanny and it's the family

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for which she is takes care of their children.

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Got it? Okay? Just making sure it wasn't some area

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of porn hub that I wasn't aware of.

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So it goes like this, Hi everyone, I'm a full

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time nanny for a stay at home mom with an

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eight month old baby. The baby is honestly perfect, so

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sweet and happy. NAP's great. I've been with a family

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for about seven months now. The mom and dad are

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both amazing employers. They're super nice to me. The mom

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even gets me Starbucks and ai E bowls and even

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makes lunch, and it makes me lunch.

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Sometimes.

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I make thirty two dollars an hour with great benefits

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in a mCOL medium cost of living area. So overall,

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this is a dream job.

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My only issue is, yeah, that where's the butt?

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I'm pretty sure the parents are having sex during the

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dad's lunch break, maybe every day or every other day.

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They they go to the room and I never see

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anything inappropriate, but sometimes I hear what I think might

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be the bed moving. It's not loud or anything, just

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enough to make me realize what's going on afterward. Her

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hair is messy, clothes changed, that kind of thing. Would

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it be totally asked out of line to ask them

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not to do that? While I'm working or am I

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overreacting and should just let it go?

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Raj, would you like to start or would you like

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me to start?

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I would say, Overrea, maybe they're trying for another kid.

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Maybe they're trying to have another baby so that they're

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you know, they're doing what they got to do to

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have another kid, so I would.

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And it's also there they're trying to grow their business,

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which means your uh, your opportunity for employment might be

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extended if they do, in fact, end up with another

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kid as a result of these nooners.

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Yeah, I mean another baby. That's a job security and

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a raise.

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Yeah, because now you got two of them to look after.

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And mind you again, stay at home mom, so the nanny,

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you know, it's probably not if she's not just by

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by herself all day.

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Well, clearly not, because the stay at home mom is

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making the nanny lunch and also for the dad.

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Probably even probably cuts the crust off, the off the bread. Yeah.

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Well, honestly she's got time too. If you're a stay

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at home mom and you have a full time nanny

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and it's for one kid, I don't know if you

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get to say you're a stay at home mom if

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you have a full time nanny with you. I mean,

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for the definition of the term stay at home mom. Yeah,

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you're a mom and you're staying at home, But I

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wouldn't necessarily say that's your occupation if you have a

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full time nanny there as well. It just seems like,

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strictly from an organizational standpoint, from a business, it seems

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odd to have two managers for one employee. Not one employee,

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but two managers dealing with the one child. It sounds

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more like the iHeartRadio approach to baby city.

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Maybe she has like a home business or works from home,

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so she could be doing that as well.

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Yeah, could be, and that would make sense. Yeah, we

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don't know. There's a little bit of information we don't know.

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We don't know it from what it sounds like, I mean,

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the dad could be, you know, working from home as well,

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No idea. They may have a home office and they're

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both doing homework and then the nanty's taking care of

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the kittle day. Whatever the situation is. At the core,

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she wants to know is she overreacting because she feels

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a little uncomfortable because her employers are having sex in

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their bedroom in their house that she works in.

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And yeah, like great benefits along with thirty two dollars

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an hour means she's making probably eighty plus.

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That's a good job. Yeah, you know how I know

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she hasn't had many other jobs because she don't know

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how good she's got it with this one. You want

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to go out into the world to see what else

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is out there. Go for it. Don't quit this job

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until you do that. We don't see what else is

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out there before you start, you know, complaining about about

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your bosses getting it on into the middle of the day.

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And again and not in front of her, not even

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doing anything remotely. Yeah, they go to their room, which

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I'm gonna guess is you know, away from the nannies.

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You just hear maybe the bed creaking a little bit.

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Do you not understand how the first kid got here?

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Also, go to a different route if you know this

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is the routine every day or every other day, oh

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somewhere else.

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Yeah, I'm assuming that baby's got a stroller and it

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can go outside. Just consider that the time that you

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take the kid to the.

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Park or ear muff.

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Also that you know, yeah, put your earbuds in and

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turn up some music and while you're at it, put

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them on the kid too. Well, you don't have to

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be fielding any inappropriate questions too soon in that kid's life.

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This is not that big of a deal. I will

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say this because of the environment. It's it's you're in

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their home. I think they're allowed to do that in

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their home. It's not like it's happening in the kitchen

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while mom is making a sandwich for you, the nanny.

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It's not like Dad is behind mom making it with

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mom at the same time. So they're they're doing it

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away from me. They're not doing it in front of you.

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They're being respectful of their own privacy and trying not

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to flaunt it in front of you. Kind of a thing.

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So if you take this same exact scenario and you

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put it in an actual corporate workplace, not appropriate, right,

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But in the home it should be okay, right.

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Yes, But yeh, it's definitely not appropriate at the workplace.

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I mean, just ask Matt Lauer.

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Ye if the husband was bending the wife over in

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the kitchen, I understand she would have grounds for being inappropriate.

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But again, the worst thing she she says is that

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the wife comes out with some messed up hair and

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changed clothes. You know, it's not like she's got you know,

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spooge on her face or anything, and that she hears

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the here's the bed creek. Maybe they're wrestling, Yeah, maybe

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a good professional pull of fighters.

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Yeah you said fighters, right, Okay, But yes, Trey, if

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if she missed a spot again that I would assume

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that would be accidental and not intentional or you're not

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trying to make them any uncomfortable type of situation. But yet,

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at the same time, what does she do if if

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she has like a legitimate HR issue, who do you

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go to?

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I guess it would be him because she's the one

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at home, so she'd have the complaint against the lady,

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So I guess she would have to go to him.

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I mean, it doesn't say if she lives with him

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full time, but yeah, the fact you're making thirty two

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dollars an hour being a nanny with she says benefits.

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I'm assuming she gets healthcare and something like that. I mean,

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clearly she's young and has not been out in the

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workplace very much. Because I can assure you she goes

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somebody else, she's gonna be missing that job really quick.

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Yes, a good job. You get a good job like

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that in this economy, you keep it.

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Yeah, I mean if she said the kid was an

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absolute terror, maybe okay, start looking for another job. But again,

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just the kid's great, it take snaps happy.

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I want this job.

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Yeah yeah, and you're gonna look at it. And the

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kid's happy. Mom and dad are happy. This is a

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very loving household.

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Yeah, this is all about perspective. This this this young woman.

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I'm assuming woman has no idea how good she has it.

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Maybe she needs to just get some dick.

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Maybe that's the benefits package that she's talking about.

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Oh well, that's a way to go. I would love

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to see if you commented on that. And that's what

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you said. And as a response to whether or not

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she was overreacting, you just need.

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All right, well.

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Yes you're overreacting. Yeah.

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So next up on Dear Treehouse titled I farted on

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my co worker. I'm sorry, I farted on my stupid coworker.

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Okay, so this is intentional. Yes.

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So this is written by a girl that's a hostess

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at a restaurant bar that says it's a three floor

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restaurant bar. And she said one bartender Mac has the

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tendency to do what she likes to call maxplaining it

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will always go on about, you know, the highest paying

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tables should always be seated in his section, and basically

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just sounds like I know it all blow hard bartender

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that wants the hostess to seat what they consider the

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big money guests with him so he can give them

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the best service.

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So evidently.

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Mac has now pissed this hostess off to the point

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where at one point he went on a tirade because

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she said a group of older women in his section

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and they did not tip well, and so he berated

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her in front of the rest of the staff. So

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she said, one shift, I felt a particularly heinous fart

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brewing and got a sinister idea for context, I'm not

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a regular farighter.

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Yes you are are, Yes you are if you describe

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it in that manner, and the fact that you know

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it's a particularly heinous one just brewing. You know the

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difference between a normal toot and a heinous one just

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by feeling it in your gut, you're a regular farighter.

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So I'm not a regular fartherer of And it did

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mean like she's not saying like she does it on

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a regular basis. See a lifetime of terribly disordered eating

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habits has rendered my gut to be a few strokes

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shy of a chemical weapon, and I've instigated several heated

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arguments on fart politics amongst my friends, all with the

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power of a single fart.

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I'm so glad you mentioned that this was a girl,

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because if you hadn't, I would have assumed it was

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a guy.

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Oh yeah, that's.

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And this terrifies me. That's for a.

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Girl to be this self aware of her gut means

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she is a time bomb.

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She is a fart terrorist. Well, her bowels are an ied,

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so says there.

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Mac is sitting behind the bar washing glasses fast as

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hell during a rush, and I thought, wow, how helpful

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would I be? I go put them away behind the

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bar for him while he makes orders for customers. So,

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for of course, I go to my way behind the

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bar to help Mac, and right as he's behind me

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shaking cocktails, I let it rip some of my finest work.

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I must add. I realize I'm not supposed to feel

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bad for Mac in this situation, but knowing everything that

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you've told me about this young woman, I actually do

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kind of feel bad for him, even though he's a

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great a jerk because he had no idea how unmatched

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he was in this tech.

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So I peeked over to Mac to see if he'd

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been caught in the radius, and sure enough, there he is.

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He's just with his face twisted in sheer disgust.

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It's kind of like the like the beginnings of the

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VX Boys and Gas in the movie The Rock with

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Nick Cage. It's like like once his face starts to

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bubble and he spits out his own guts, That's how

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you know she was there.

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To make matters. There were two pretty girls seated across

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from him at the bar, seemingly clear of the nuke zone.

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As I was fleeing the scene, I caught Mac drying

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unsuccessfully to keep his cool in the midst of the

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stitch while attempting to chat up these girls.

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Oh god, see if the girl has a sense of adventure,

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but the sense of humor would have been to just

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as she let it go at one point, just go goddamn

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Mac and walk away.

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Look, any good terrorists has a patsy.

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The satisfaction of that moment led me to get a

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little carried away, and I started systematically targeting Mac whenever

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I needed to fart on shift.

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Oh my god.

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What one time I even made myself a protein pack

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green smoothie up by the impact after shift where he'd

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been particularly menacing. When I saw Mac frantically talk to

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a manager, pointing at the open drain under the bar

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and checking the fridges for milk spills, I knew I'd

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gone too far.

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She is a walking biohazard. Oh my god.

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Yeah, when your parts are so bad, people think there's

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a sewage backup, there's a problems.

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Yeah, because there's nothing. When you're behind the bar and

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you know when one of the drains is backing up,

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it lets out. I mean that sewer smell is foul,

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and when you're ripping them, they're checking for rotten eggs

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and milk and sewer backups.

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If your poop tube resembles anything remotely close to a

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commercial grade actual sewage line, I think she should go

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check out. She needs to see a doctor, She needs

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to go see a all just figure out what's going

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on there.

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The fact that she knows there's certain foods she can

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eat and win to get maximum impact, I mean, I

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don't know whether to be just completely disgusted or a

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little impressed.

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I think you can be both at the same time.

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Because I am. I hope that I never cross sabers

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with her. I like, I'll put it to you this way.

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I hope if there's ever any sort of a world

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conflict again, or the inevitable second Civil War in the

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United States, I just hope I'm on the side that

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she's on, because she may turn the tide.

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It's clever, though, I mean, I know I would have

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never thought to do that, I said to in all

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of my fifty years, I never thought to, you know

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what this guy's pissing me off, done, to fart on him.

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Yeah, because you have to be careful because if you

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decide to weaponize your backside, it could backfire because you

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may try to smoke him out, but then you may

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end up, you know, letting it loose, letting it lose

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down your own leg.

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Well, bartenders are notorious for doing like walking out from

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behind the bar and either doing it to a server

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or customers or whatever. But the fact that it's a

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hostess doing it to a bartender is really quite funny.

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And there's one other aspect that we need to point

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out here. Girl farts are worse than guy farts. It's

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just science. I don't know the science behind it, but

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it's science kind of like kind of like how cat

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turds are worse than dog turds. There's just a different

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like level of sour smell to it. So with no

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tweaking whatsoever, I firmly believe that there's there's the guide too,

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and the girl toot is is more severe mhm. She

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is now adding in recipes to make them even worse.

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I mean, I still have nightmares about going into my

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grandmother's bathroom after she had been using it, and that's

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a smell I can never get out of my nose.

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And she wasn't she wasn't weaponizing it. That's just you know,

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because she just whatever she ate that day, Yeah, hunt

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and they were they're pretty bad.

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Well, and it's it's just not something. I'm sure Mac

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has no idea that it's an it's the female like

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I mean, I'm sure he's probably looking at there's another

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male bartender or something like that, the last one you

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would expect, the cute female hostess, the cute hostess.

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The person. It's always the person you least expect.

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But you know, I have a feeling there will be

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one of these down the road of you know, I

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farted out my boyfriend and he left me.

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Oh. Another fine edition of Deer Treehouse. Thank you Trey.

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