Feb. 5, 2026

Betrayed By Your B-Hole | Thursday 02.05.26

Betrayed By Your B-Hole | Thursday 02.05.26
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We start off today talking about Armenia's idea of a Ministry of Sex.  Then, Trey talks about the worst place to have a blowout and other situations where you're betrayed by your butthole, we would like theaters to bring back intermissions, and a Florida Air BnB host who thought he was Donald Duck. 

LINKS:

Armenia will set up a Ministry of Sex to ensure there are 'no unsatisfied women' in the country under plans by opposition political party | Daily Mail Online

Florida Airbnb host arrested after lewd behavior at Disney-area resort | Fox News

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. I'll tell

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you right now.

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That if it was.

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Hang on, how do I want to phrase this? Let's

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try this approach. I never felt the pull into government

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work or to do anything political in life as a career,

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but if the United States had its own ministry of sex,

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I think that might have changed my mind as a

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young person. Armenia is on the cutting edge of things,

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although it may not necessarily be in.

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A good way.

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Armenia could be set to establish a ministry of sex

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to ensure there are no unsatisfied women in the country.

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This is under proposals floated by a newly formed opposition party.

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Do they get arrested for faking it?

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Look, there's lots of questions here, There's lots of policy

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debates to be had.

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Uh, this is part of the Hey, this guy's one

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of his reasons is so there are less unsatisfied women

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in Armenia.

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It is a big goal.

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Now, Now why he wants more women to be satisfied

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is a whole nother story.

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Yeah, whenever men do something and I cannot stress the

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enough ladies other dudes somewhere in between. If you're ever

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wondering why a man is doing something, ask him.

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He'll probably tell you.

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And also, don't just guess, like if a guy's doing

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something in his mind he has a reason for it.

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Really usually Yeah, I think that's just you, you speaking

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on your behalf. Really, when you guys do something, you

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don't have a reason for it, Uh, not always? Uh?

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Or are we talking about just in general or sexually

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in general?

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I mean sexually as well.

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Just man, I don't think you always have to have

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a reason to do something. You can always regret. That's

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why regrets are there. You didn't have the reasoning to

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see past the fact that you're gonna regret doing this.

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Yeah, but I guarantee you the reason you did the

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thing that you now regret, you had a reason for

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doing it in the first place.

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Might not have been a good reason, but a reason

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nonetheless anyway, Okay, that's that's better, not a good reason, right.

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That's why it's very specific a reason a reason.

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Yeah, gott say a good one, just a reason, kind

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of like what's happening in Armenia. Armenia could be set

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to establish a ministry of sex to ensure that there

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are no unsatisfied women in the country, under proposals floated

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by a newly formed opposition party. Good luck going against

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that policy.

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Now, is this minister going to be female?

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Oh no, that's silly talking, Jerry.

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The eyebrow raising idea was proposed by Sargist Corruptian, a

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senior figure in the Strong Armenia Party. This is ahead

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of parliamentary elections due to take place this summer. Mister

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Correptian suggested that sexual dissatisfaction among women was fueling increased

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political activism, particularly among middle aged white women, a claim

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that has already sparked at least a little bit of

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backlash online and Yes it gets better. Asked whether a

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government body should be created to address this issue, Correptian

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said it should, adding that such a Ministry of Sex

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could also play a role in tackling Armenia's declining birth rate.

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The idea of a dedicated ministry was initially raised by

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an Armenian sociologists who claimed on this particular podcast that

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women had become more politically active because of sexual dissatisfaction.

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And the guy who hosted this conversation went first that

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by suggesting a specific government department be established to oversee

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the issue, and then mister Correptian said it should be

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called the Ministry of Sex. And you know what, I

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have to hand it to them. This is a bold

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new take. I mean, not only do these guys think

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feminism is bad, but they seem to think that the

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cure for it is to from real good.

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But listen, don't don't poo poo this, because that's part

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of the bill Armenia. Listen, they they can do something

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special here because when they open this they they can

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bring on their native children, the Kardashians and bring them home.

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I hadn't thought about this. Yes, please God make this happen.

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And if you've never been to Armenia, it's beautiful. All

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you have to do is go to Glendale, California. That's

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where they all are. So there's no there's no low

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birth rate. They just keep moving to Glendale. You know,

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Drey brings up a very very solid point. I mean,

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if even if, even if you don't agree with this

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policy on a political level. If if you are anti Kardashian,

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this is a good thing. This makes it very difficult

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to vote against. I mean, well, I just don't know

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if they'll have enough room for their asses.

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But listen, because that this could take on its own life.

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I mean, they can inspire the women of Armenia because

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they can then learn how to fuck for money.

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I think they've already got that locked down. That's what

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he's getting at Raj.

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What happens is Armenia can bring the Kardashians home, and

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then their Kardashians can bring their wealth and influence and

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what they're really good at, like trade.

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Just said, two of the Armenian people.

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And whoever is the top Armenian athlete, they can ruin them.

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Mm hmm, I am I see it right now. I

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am really irritated with Kim Kardashian because I I my

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one sport, my one athlete that I lived is now

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ruined because she's dating Lewis Hamilton and it's absolutely pissing

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me off. Now I have to have a I by

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one sport that I love, my f one Sundays because

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it's it's it doesn't have all the American bs except

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for the couple of races they have here.

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Let's tray. Let's be honest. Here, it's a sport called

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F one.

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It was only a matter of time that the Kardashians

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showed up at it.

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It's more of a shock that they didn't start there.

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If it was called black one, they'd all be there,

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that's right.

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Uh, if it was F one black.

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But if they go to Armenia and you talk about

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the top athlete, I don't think there's a lot of

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black athletes in Armenia, and you don't want them to

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fly out ray J a Uhlan.

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Anything, right, you know what, Armenia.

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Armenia might take a hit when it comes to medals

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in the Olympics because the Kardashians will ruin all their athletes,

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but the birth rate will go up, so goal achieved.

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I mean twenty years later, they're doing a Devil Worst

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Product sequel. If you could have a Kim and ray

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j a sequel, I think it's been about twenty years.

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And if you're if you have a ministry of sex

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in the country of Armenia, that would then be in

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the classrooms. It's Kim and ray J part two, and

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that's the video everyone watches when it's a substitute teacher,

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that's their PSA.

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That's what.

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And if you're saying, if you're not sexually satisfied, that

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you're into political activism, I understand that.

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That's why I think Hillary Clinton keeps running. It's also

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much she'll never stop.

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That's Bill's secret. He withhold just to keep her out

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It looks like a war zone almost. I mean, you got,

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like I said, there's landscaping debris everywhere, there's all those

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people's personal effects. You know things from their landscaping, their backyard.

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I mean, you got bikes in the middle of the street,

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skateboard I mean, it's just it's crazy. But yeah, three inch.

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the largest ones ever recorded. So it's substantially what thing

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was like twenty sixteen, they had hell the size of

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actually coming through the people's roofs all the way through

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the decking into their home.

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Oh god.

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There were actually people that had claims on furniture, breaking

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All right, Trey, you mentioned this to me the other

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day and I was immediately fascinated.

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So here we need to discuss this. The floor is yours.

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So it's the worst place to have a blowout, and

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I'm talking about I didn't think I was a internal

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blowout on the toilet.

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Blowout, got it? Okay? That helps, all right, nop, If

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I understand you had to blow out on the toilet.

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And I found the worst place.

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To have one where.

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A hospital bathroom. And here's why.

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Well, okay, go ahead.

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So I I go and see my mother every days.

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And one day I was in there and I felt

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a gurgling and I had to get to the bathroom.

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And when I and it's what. This was one of

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those where it's a lot of a lot of air,

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it's loud, and you'll quickly figure out that a hospital

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bathroom obviously has They have no soft surfaces, so acoustically

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it is as an echo chamber. So when you really

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let one go a symphony of sound, and it doesn't

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there's no masking it or anything else. It reverberates everywhere.

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I am quite sure the nurses station one hundred feet

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down heard even through a closed door, what was going

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on for sure?

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And then you have to walk out and walk past.

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The Huh no, I mean this is even it is

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in a private room. But it's like, I can't blame

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it on my mother. She you know, she's there dying

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and hadn't eaten in days. So it's just and they

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have no no fans or air fresheners, so it's it's

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just it's a double whammy.

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Uh No, No, you would think with a private room

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out of hospitals, need at least get a little fan

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or some spray, right.

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Yeah, little I saw come on, But no, so there's gone.

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And m hm. So you hadn't used that restroom there before?

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I had used it, but not I hadn't had a

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blowout in there.

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You didn't have a Jeff Daniels moment from dumb and

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dumber in the correct Yeah. So there are so many

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levels to this, because when Trey mentioned this the other day,

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he's like, I found the worst place to get a blowout.

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My first thought was, I don't think there's a bad

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spot to get one of those. And it's it's like, oh, yeah,

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he said blow out, and then I went to the

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next spot of blowout. I thought he meant a horrible

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place to have a blown out tire.

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So imagine my.

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Surprise now that you basically just did your worst number

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two next to your dying mother in the hospital and

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everyone on the floor in the hospital heard it, because

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hospital bathrooms know nothing of privacy.

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Yeah, and the lady that brings in, you know, the

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meals was in there when I walked out. I don't

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know how long she had been there. She was just

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putting the trade down. I'm hoping she had just walked in,

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but she could have been there.

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I don't know.

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TikTok right now, Yeah you could.

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I would like to think that's when she picked up

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the little communicator device that's attached to the hospital beds

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and keyed it up to the nurses station and say,

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for listen to this, and she holds it.

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Up to the bathroom door as you were just going off.

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Yeah, that's one of those where I mean it sounded

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like I had a balloon up my ass. I mean,

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it was just.

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I hope that's when she put the tray down and

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then realized it his Mexican food and took it back

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and then just brought a sandwich.

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It goes back down to the cooks and the cafeterias

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might need to inspect this. Something seems a little off here.

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I'm surprised that the proctologists didn't come in and be like,

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we need to talk.

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Buddy.

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Okay.

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If this wasn't in a hospice unit, I probably they

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probably would have, you know, had some kind of announcement

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that there's a code going on in room six.

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And code brown, code brown, which in a hospice facility.

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I don't know that that could be good.

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It could be bad because on one hand, they they're

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not they're not necessarily thinking it's a visitor. They might

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be thinking it's one of the patients. So on one hand,

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it sounds horrific, like, oh gods, I mu's gonna have

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to go in there and clean that up. On the other,

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if it's a patient, doing that signs of life.

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If they had heard me, they would have thought, oh,

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room six is about to be empty. Yeah for another one.

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No one could possibly survive then, No, that's what death

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sounds like on one.

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Tray.

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So, actually, Trey, because of that, you should have when

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you walked out, you should have been proud, hands out like, yes,

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not only was that me, but I have survived all

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that you have heard.

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I would have. I would have come out pants down,

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like that's where this came from, will help. I would

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have proudly showed off the the vehicle from which it came, vessel,

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vessel from which it came.

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I createst triumph of it all was that I didn't

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shit myself because it was close.

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We've all had those moments, Yeah, where you get the

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gurgle ras you're shaking your head. No, you've never had

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the blowout moment where you it's kind of like.

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Pants like, I've never done that.

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It's kind of like we were mentioning F one racing earlier.

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It's like you go from zero to one hundred in

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a matter of seconds, Like you feel one little bubble

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turn a certain direction and you go from being totally

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fine to oh my god, if I don't find a bathroom,

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it's going to be real ugly and here real fast.

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That's never happened to you.

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But but this is one of those. Not only it was,

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I'm guessing everyone's had this moment where you can't get

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your pants down fast enough and you were worried from

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standing to sitting if you're gonna make it rfl so

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you're going to have a blowout, you know on the

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back of the bathroom wall are all over the toilet.

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Yeah, Nope, never, not one time. Is that because you maybe.

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Welcome it's coming.

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We we eat a lot of lentils. I don't know

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if that just because for for me.

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The last time I had one of those I told

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you guys about it was a couple of years ago

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or last year, I can't remember which. It was after

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eating a lot of Indian food in about within an hour,

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h I was, I was doing some unseen things in

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a Cole's bathroom.

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Oh yeah, that's right. That's when you had to Did

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you have to buy shorts? Is that we said you

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had to do? You had to buy Yeah?

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So, like like Trey's talking about, not only did you

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know your your your your your speed ducking duck walking

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like your pigeon toes in and you're trying to go

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as fast as you can, which physiologically is impossible because

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your toes are now tucked in, but they have to

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be to keep your your be hole closed.

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Try to make it to the bathroom.

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Then you get there, and we all know this happens,

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and science has proven it. The closer you get to

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the bathroom, the more difficult it is for your body

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to hold it in. So once you do get too

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near the toilet and you start pulling off, you know,

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your pants and stuff, that's the.

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Most dangerous time. And in that instance, I wasn't fast enough.

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My body was just ahead of me.

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So yeah, it.

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Is.

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You get into the bathroom and your brain registers okay,

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we're in here now, We're in here now. But yet

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from the neck down it's like, no, we're not ready. Wait,

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they don't send that signal fast enough. It's the ultimate battle,

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man versus body. It's not man versus machine, it's man

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versus his own body. Can he control it long enough

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so as not to poop his own pants? And in

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most cases you will win. But it only takes once.

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It only takes one loss, and you will never be

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the same. So rise, I would like to point out, yeah,

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inside the treehouse, inside the treehouse. Right now, three out

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of four men, this has happened to.

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You've pooped yourself. Oh yes, and not as an infant.

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Correct, as a full grown man?

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Yeah, not too long.

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The worst is if you're driving and you know you

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just you have that, you have that fart and you

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know you're you let it rip, and it's like, yeah,

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your body betrayed you. And then and then you are

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you are stuck. You know, you're houring all your life choices.

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You can't even walk through a BUCkies. No, you're already

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in a seated position. Man, you're like halfway there. As

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far as your buddy is concerned.

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Ah, what do you do? What's the what's the protocol? Well,

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you know what's Hopefully you're not with somebody, hopefully, I mean.

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I thank god never been with any one. But uh,

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well it just depends. Uh sometimes you need depends.

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That's well, that's the problem. You know.

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Sometimes it's just it's it's a little a little squirt

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and you realize that you can you can still make

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it to the bathroom because it's just just a little bit, uh.

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A little bit, yeah, and then sometimes it's a lot.

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I drive, I drive my car off the bridge. They're

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gonna they're gonna go.

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Well, that's why you should himself he died. Not No,

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A little bit sounds gross. A lot Okay, maybe you're sick, well.

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Yeah, I mean, look, you're a little bit sick or

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a lot sick. That's really what it boils down to.

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But I am absolutely fascinated Raj that this has not

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happened to you, because I feel like this is something

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that not just happens to every man at some point,

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it happens to women too, and don't and don't let

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them tell you otherwise.

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To me, this is one of the rights of passage.

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No one talks about as an adult because there's all

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these things that happen when you're a kid or you're

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going through puberty and then some early adult stuff, but

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peak adult, like in your prime, when you poop yourself.

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That's something that not people that that's something people don't

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talk about, but it happens, and it happens very frequently,

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and it happens to both sexes, so it's not just

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limited to us gross guys.

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And so I'm surprised it hasn't happened to you.

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But it will.

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I'm pretty sure it won't. I thought to it at

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one point.

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I'm at fifty right now and it hasn't happened. So

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but if it does, I will be the first to

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tell you. Guys, good, I'll be part of the club.

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That's right, It's I had an exclusive club.

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There's lots of us, there's just only so many of

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us that actually speak on it.

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Yeah. And also, my girlfriend doesn't poop, so that's good.

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Congratulations. I feel like that needs to be the title

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of your relationship book.

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That's the name of my next special. My girlfriend doesn't poop.

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It's the most beautiful thing ever.

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She doesn't. She's sweet and kind and doesn't make foul noises.

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She doesn't make foul sense. She's just, I mean, she's perfect.

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So it is an angel. It sounds like that's she

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would think so, but no, but I think I jinxed myself.

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So let's see what happens.

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Eh, it'll happen. I have no doubt it will happen.

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I mean maybe when i'm luck you you know, if

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I make it to my seventies. Sure, I mean, I

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wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if that happened then, but

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I've made it to fifty years of not pooping myself

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outside of being a toddler.

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Your be hole is the Judas of body parts. It

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will betray you.

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Yes, it will. It's the hero of the story by

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the way.

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Of yours maybe, but as Trey said, it's the Judas

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of all of ours. I will say this though, as

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an adult, when you accidentally poop yourself, it does build character.

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You learn a lot about yourself in that moment because

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you have to get real good, real fast about thinking.

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What am I going to do now?

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There will never be a moment in your life where

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you will be more present, isn't that something people talk

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about a lot these days. Quit lamenting the past, Stop

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thinking so much about the future that hasn't happened it.

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You need to be more present. You need to be

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more in the moment.

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You will never be more in the moment than when

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you poop yourself, and that's when you will find who

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you are.

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Shitting yourself gives you critical thinking.

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It takes everything outside of that focus and just pushes

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it to the side and narrows it like a laser.

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Because you got an issue and you got to deal

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with it.

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I mean, well, it's already the.

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Problem, but it also turns you into mcguiver and and

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how you're going to get out of this issue?

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Yeah, I don't think. I don't think a paper clip

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and gum will help. But you don't know that you

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say that, but it absolutely will.

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You'll be looking around that bathroom and the calls going like,

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I would kill for a freaking paper clip, right, where's

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Clippy when you need him?

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Pops up?

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Did you shit yourself?

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Did you just walk out of the coals pantiless and

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buy shorts? And nobody said anything because they're like, we know.

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No, but that's but again, that's what happens to Jerry's right.

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So when you poop yourself, yes, in a public environment.

477
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:53.880
I don't mean like in front of everybody, but I

478
00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:55.759
mean like when you go to the bathroom Robert bathroom

479
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:59.480
kind of thing a store. It's going to take everything

480
00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:03.720
you have ever learned, everything you have ever known, everything

481
00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:05.559
you have ever read, and you were going to have

482
00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:09.039
to apply all of these lessons in this moment on

483
00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:13.680
how to navigate the next five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes,

484
00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:17.599
whatever it is to get yourself out of this shitty situation.

485
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:21.079
One is do I need new pants? Am I in

486
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:23.119
a place to get them? Can I clean this up?

487
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:26.440
How am I in this bathroom alone? Are there other people?

488
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:28.880
Is this the mixed use bathroom? What are some creative

489
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:31.400
ways I can go about getting myself out of this situation?

490
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:37.680
Where are some practical ways? Every possible synapse in your

491
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:40.240
brain will be firing trying to figure out.

492
00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:43.039
A way out of this crappy situation. I would shit

493
00:28:43.079 --> 00:28:46.039
on the floor and not a judge in the world

494
00:28:46.119 --> 00:28:50.079
would convict you. You told this story like, hey, it

495
00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:52.039
was about to be my pants or the floor, and

496
00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:54.200
be like, you know what, case dismissed.

497
00:28:55.400 --> 00:29:00.160
And you know what, if you had enough wherewithal to

498
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.079
go about that way, to have that strategy, then I

499
00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:06.359
would applaud you. However, when you are in a when

500
00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:09.039
you were in the throes of war with your own butthole,

501
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:15.599
and an idea will not will not come to you

502
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:18.400
because your only thought is get my ass over the toilet.

503
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:21.640
Well, roj, you're you're the fallacy of your of your

504
00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:25.079
thought process. There is that you have a choice. You

505
00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:28.400
have no choice, your your your butthole will betray you,

506
00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:31.640
and then it's dealing with the aftermath.

507
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:40.000
Mm hmm. Step one, there's that it's happening like bubbly gut.

508
00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:44.440
Sometimes it's just you know, just letting off you just

509
00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:46.440
you know you're in the car. You just lean over

510
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:48.319
just a little, a little. You think it's just gonna

511
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:50.640
be a little tooted, and then you feel it and

512
00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:54.119
you're like, oh no, and then thus it begins.

513
00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.119
And then your uber drivers like get out your and

514
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:05.319
you're paying the fee times too. Well, I'm glad I

515
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:07.720
made it to fifty without having to deal with what

516
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:09.079
you guys had to deal with.

517
00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:11.680
I almost feel like that deserves a party or something.

518
00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:16.039
I'll see guys at Chuck E Cheese or an Indian

519
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:16.839
restaurant for Dan.

520
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:19.759
I mean, it's sort of like a keen Siniera for

521
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:23.400
your colon.

522
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:29.680
Oh yeah, I'll pack that. It's when you turns fifty

523
00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:34.279
blows out on you, shove.

524
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:35.440
A candle up your ass for a plug.

525
00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:40.359
But I'm gonna look great in that dress.

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All right, speaking of needing to go to the bathroom,

538
00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:34.720
Avengers dooms Day, which is the next Avengers installment out

539
00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:37.559
of Marvel that comes out at the end of this year.

540
00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:39.920
Already we have the.

541
00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:45.720
Rumor mill flying Avengers dooms Day. The new rumor is

542
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:49.839
that it has a run time of three hours and

543
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:51.119
forty five minutes.

544
00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:56.720
Yes, that's that's where I poop my pants.

545
00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:07.359
Yeah, that'll be my doomsday. When Avengers Endgame came out,

546
00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:09.319
we knew it was it was like just a hair

547
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:12.319
over three hours, right, Jerry, We knew it was a

548
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:15.240
hair over three hours. Marvel warned us, and they didn't

549
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:17.920
give us an intermission on that. I feel like they

550
00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:21.640
need to give an intermission on Avengers Doomsday, especially if

551
00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:24.799
it truly is pushing the four hour mark, that's two

552
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:29.119
hold movies. Please God bring back the intermission. Otherwise I

553
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:32.000
can't enjoy the movie theater experience as much.

554
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:36.079
Well, I grew up on Bollywood movies that are all

555
00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:37.480
over three and a half hours.

556
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:41.279
OK, so we always had an intermission in the theater.

557
00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:44.920
I mean yeah, but even when you got like the

558
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:48.440
VHS or the DVD, it'll show up it'll just say

559
00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:50.759
like there'll be a climax in one of the scenes

560
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:53.640
and it'll just say intermission, so you could actually hit

561
00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:56.400
pause and go do what you need to do. So

562
00:32:56.440 --> 00:33:00.920
I'm used to that. I think, I'm American audiences are

563
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:05.200
not used to having an intermission anymore.

564
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:08.519
They used to have special like let's go out to

565
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:11.480
the lobby, you know who had like some special ditties

566
00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:14.000
and ship that would signify it was time to go out.

567
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:17.000
And yeah, I thought that was before the movie, before

568
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:18.400
the previews. You had both.

569
00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:19.960
I mean you had the previous stuff that would come

570
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.200
out before and then you had you know, the concessions ads.

571
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.799
But yeah, in older movies and in some theaters, they

572
00:33:24.839 --> 00:33:28.079
would throw in the occasional intermission because they were there

573
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:32.680
their standard in the theater, right, so not main movie theater,

574
00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:39.160
I mean theaters like in general theatrical productions, intermissions are standard.

575
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:39.599
Fair.

576
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.680
Yeah, that's it's it's an exception in a in a

577
00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:46.160
theater setting. In a theatrical setting, you might get a

578
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:48.599
one act play that's not going to have an intermission.

579
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:49.079
That's weird.

580
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:53.519
But in the movies it's now no intermissions ever. But

581
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:56.480
if Avengers dooms Day is truly going to be over

582
00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:59.119
three and a half hours pushing a four hour run time,

583
00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:03.000
by God, please give us, please give us an intermission,

584
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:05.359
because when Avengers Endgame came out, it was just over

585
00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:08.679
three hours. And I planned because I knew I did

586
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:11.519
not want to leave the theater at all during that movie,

587
00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:14.599
so I planned ahead and made sure I was properly

588
00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:17.559
dehydrated before the movie so I wouldn't need to.

589
00:34:17.559 --> 00:34:18.719
Pee in the middle.

590
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:23.840
Of Double Void right before pace yourself on the drink.

591
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:27.840
Which I'm getting lots of popcorn.

592
00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:34.280
Yes, yeah, you would think as much as theaters struggle,

593
00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:37.440
they would want to have an intermission to give people

594
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:41.280
a break to go raid the concession stand come back.

595
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:45.280
Yeah, that's what the Little did It used to be about.

596
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:48.719
Let's go out to the lobby and get ourselves a treat,

597
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:50.960
and it would have like the little dancing candy bar,

598
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:52.960
the popcorn, and that really.

599
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:55.280
Especially if you spent like the first part of the

600
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:57.559
movie eating popcorn, then you have your inn a mission.

601
00:34:57.639 --> 00:34:58.960
Then you can go get some candy to night.

602
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:03.320
You got your dessert for the second half of the film.

603
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:07.960
Yeah, my ex always wanted to share popcorn, and I'm

604
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:11.440
like Joey on Friends, I don't share food.

605
00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:17.159
I'll buy you your own. But well, and she would

606
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:21.119
always reach over and I would move it like, no,

607
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.840
go go out there. Well, I don't want to miss

608
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:25.639
any movie. Well, then you should have got this at

609
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:28.960
the beginning. But I understand. I thought that was a

610
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:31.880
dancing hot dog that was at the beginning of the

611
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:33.320
Let's go out to the Lobby. I thought that was

612
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:34.760
the beginning of the movie. I didn't realize there was

613
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:37.599
an intermission. I was maybe too young to realize, yeah,

614
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:38.440
that was going on.

615
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:42.440
But like The Ten Commandments, my dad loved that movie

616
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:44.840
and we went and watched it. They released it in

617
00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:48.519
the theater on Easter, and that's a four hour movie.

618
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:52.159
And I don't think there was an intermission. I think

619
00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:53.320
there was nap time for.

620
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:57.480
Raj, but you may have slept through the intermission.

621
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:00.400
Because the one movie that I remember going to that

622
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:04.559
had an intermission was in eighth grade. It was a

623
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.719
field trip to the movie theater at the Glenn Lakes

624
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:11.079
off of seventy five and Walnut Hill.

625
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:13.599
Was the movie Gettysburg.

626
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:17.920
Four and a half hour film, Wow Star Packed. It's

627
00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:21.119
a wonderful film based on based on the book. Four

628
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:23.639
and a half hour movie had an intermission.

629
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:24.320
Good.

630
00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:27.679
Last one I remember was Titanic.

631
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:32.760
I saw that in the theater and I didn't get

632
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:33.920
we didn't have an intermission.

633
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.239
Maybe yeah, and.

634
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:39.679
That's a movie that probably should have one. But like

635
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:43.039
going back to Avengers End Game with just over three hours,

636
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:45.639
I knew people that didn't plan ahead like I did,

637
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:48.400
Like I dehydrated myself so I wouldn't go I wouldn't

638
00:36:48.440 --> 00:36:50.239
need to go to the bathroom, so I was comfortable

639
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:52.800
through the entire film. But there were people that didn't

640
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.000
do that, and they didn't want to miss anything, so

641
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:57.559
they held it, and they held it so long and

642
00:36:57.599 --> 00:36:58.199
so hard.

643
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:01.440
People left the theater with with urinary tract infections.

644
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:09.159
Raise your hand, Jerry, I thought you were one of them. Yeah, Okay, anyway,

645
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:11.519
people did leave the theater they had they had UTIs

646
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:13.920
because they had held their bladders so long during an

647
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:16.480
end game. So that's definitely gonna happen with Doomsday. If

648
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:21.559
it's even longer, Please God give us an intermission. Yes, well,

649
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:23.679
I mean I've been stuck in traffic in India, so

650
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:26.400
we know how to hold it.

651
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:35.000
To shay. Yeah. And the UTA in India is just

652
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:36.719
a college that everybody's trying to get into.

653
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:42.599
And we started this episode talking about sex, so I

654
00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:45.480
feel it's fitting for us to end it talking about sex.

655
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:51.519
A Florida Airbnb host has been accused of walking around

656
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:55.400
the Disney resort naked and engaging in sex acts with

657
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:56.320
a vacuum cleaner.

658
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:07.239
Yes, or as they called in Florida Tuesday, Yeah.

659
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:09.119
The Florida Airbnb host accused of walking around the resort

660
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:13.360
outside of Disney World naked and engaging in a sex

661
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:18.840
act with a vacuum cleaner. Kevin Dale Westerhold allegedly exposed

662
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:21.760
himself in front of properties and was seen naked in

663
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:25.280
hallways at the Windsor Hills Resort in Kissing Me, Florida.

664
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:31.159
That's according to ring footage reviewed by Asciola County Police

665
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:35.000
and a very surprised ring camera owner and a.

666
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:36.239
Very surprised vacuum.

667
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:41.559
That's where you invest into Dyson and you get that

668
00:38:41.679 --> 00:38:42.880
cyclonic stuff going.

669
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:48.239
Oh man, that's not a job for a hoover.

670
00:38:52.000 --> 00:39:00.880
From the makers of Floby, stick it and get it.

671
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:08.719
I've never understood the allure of sex ax with a

672
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:11.039
vacuum cleaner, but I'm also not a Florida man, so

673
00:39:11.199 --> 00:39:11.719
go figure.

674
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:13.880
I just want to see what he does with the attachments.

675
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:18.199
Maybe he could be the one to finally show us

676
00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:22.000
what to do with the brush.

677
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:23.440
I still don't know that.

678
00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:28.960
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