Episode 25 - Boozy Brushes with Fame, and Alfie Drops a BOMB

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Oh, welcome into the treehouse.
I'm down, I'm Alley along with Alfie

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Coy, Trey Trenholme, and I'm
moving a little slowly today. Gentlemen,

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I apologize big night it was and
it wasn't it wasn't exactly planned as such.

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Um, I don't want to say, you know too, I don't

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want to give too many details away
because I like to try to respect some

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people's privacy to a certain extent um. And uh, but when when when

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you're out sometimes and Trey, you
you can speak to experience on this because

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to me, this was sort of
reminiscent of the night we hung out with

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the MAVs the night after they won
the title, and then they were handing

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shots around the bar to us at
the Loon, along with the trophy.

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So it was sort of like in
one hand, Jason Terry is handing us

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a shot with one hand, and
in the other he's handing us you know

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that, yeah, handing us to
you O, Brian and drews Hey,

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which you'd have both, is it
cool? Yeah? He was giving out

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redheaded sluts and the trophy and shot
and that's but last night was was kind

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of similar to that one big difference
was back when that happened in twenty eleven,

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when the MAVs won the title and
and Trey gives me and Tara a

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call. The next night. We're
at home, we're making dinner, and

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he's like, what are you doing. I was like, well, we're

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making dinner. He's like, stop
it. You have to come to the

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Loon, and you have to you
have to come to the Loon now.

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Now, typically, whenever Trey would
would say that to us, we didn't

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need much convincing. But what I
think Tara night at the time, We're

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like, now, we're just keeping
making a quiet night at home, just

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making dinner. He's like, Nope, you need to get here. So

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we trusted our friend and we went. And next thing you know, you're

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surrounded by all the MAVs players,
all the staff, Mark Cuban and the

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trophy and the redheaded sluts, and
my goodness, well if you were I

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mean, because that was the night
after. That was on a Monday night.

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They had won the title on a
Sunday, but we were all because

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that's we were doing mornings at the
time, and we were so dog ass

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tired from staying up and watching those
damn games that we had all expected just

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to have an easy night. I
remember that vividly because I was just gonna

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get some dinner and then found out, you know, Dirk had called and

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they were coming to the loon.
Oh god, I remember that hangover.

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So a similar thing happened last night. We're out last night and um uh,

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run into a pair of celebrities and
we're just which one, like crossed

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path? What's up? Which ones? I don't want to say, Alfie,

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why not? Because I want to
protect their privacy to a certain extent,

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and I don't want to be one
of those guys that's just like their

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celebrities. They understand that part of
their celebrity status is always being in the

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public eye, and you lose just
a certain modicum of your privacy if you're

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out. You know, I'm not
saying people should be looking in their damn

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bathroom windows, but if you're out, it's okay. You know. I

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think for somebody to go, oh
yeah, I saw him this person last

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night or that person last night.
Mmm, why are you friends with this

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person? Now? Well, if
I tell you I partied with him and

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did all sorts of things, then
then I will then I won't have the

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opportunity to be friends with him.
So that's what it is. That's exactly

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what it is. Right, he
did all sorts of things. Did uh

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and invite you to go back to
his boat? I wish I would have

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gone to his boat. I'm not
even sure if he had said, you

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want to come see my boat,
if I would have let him finish with

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see my boat? Balls. Yes, I'm in uh Trey. You obviously

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know who it is and alpha did
I did? I tell you. I'm

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pretty sure I can gather based on
context clues. Okay, Well, anyway,

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so we were going into a bar
and we we crossed, passed.

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We were going up the stairs to
one bar, and and there's a couple

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of famous people were were leaving and
that they were like blocking the stairs.

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Um. But like I said,
I don't want to get into much of

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it, but we did end up
it turned out it wasn't two famous people,

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it was three. I didn't know
who the third person was until this

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morning. And it turns out,
at least on social media, he's more

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famous than the other two that I
was actually aware of. So go figure.

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But that guy bought bought drinks for
everybody at one point, and that

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was really about it. But when
when someone hands you a thirty dollars shot

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of tequila, I'm sorry, aren't
you kind of obliged to take it?

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If you're not me sure, if
you're not a recovering alcoholic? Yeah?

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Absolutely no, No, Tram,
I'm in the middle of my alcoholism.

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So what was that? Someone hands
me a free shot, I'm probably gonna

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take it. What was it?
It was lunas something that's like or the

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Alunazul? Is that what it is? Maybe I didn't know. I've seen

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that bottle of stuff around. I
didn't know that that was, you know,

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I did. It was supposedly that
existed. Was it the tall,

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white, bought white and blue bottle? That's my guess, because I see

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that bottle everyone where. Yeah,
that's I think that was. I think

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that was probably. Yeah, isn't
that like the like the Plano Soccer Mom

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tequila? You know I could see
that because no, I could actually see

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it being this tequila, because this
tequila bottle that you're talking or this tequila

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brand that we're talking about, has
to me the very distinguished bottle. It's

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tall, it's white, it's sort
of porcelain looking with blue, you know,

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design on it. So it's it's
a tequila bottle you can keep out

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in the open, yes, because
it immediately looks like exactly because because it's

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it's tequila inside of something that just
looks like a piece of art or some

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type of thing you just have in
the house for decor you know, it

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could have olive oil in therefore all
we know. Yeah, but it's tequila

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for you know, for for when
wine isn't a knocking mom socks off just

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enough. I've I've seen that bottle
forever and ever, and I had no

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clue what the hell it was.
I assume it was some sort of uh

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tequila, mescal or something like that, just based on the design. But

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I asked some liquor store employee one
time, like, Hey, what the

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hell is the deal, and it's
like, well, it's some hyper expensive,

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needlessly expensive almost tequila. I've never
had it. I know, good

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tequila, though, although I don't
want to say it now that iverythink about

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it, because they don't employ me
no more. Yeah, screw that tequila

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anyway. But it is hard to
say that because it actually is. Damn

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it is really good tequila. Yeah, Yeah, did you ask how was

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it? Yeah, it's fine.
It tastes like tequila. I like,

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I've I've come to the conclusion that
that I think I have a trash palette.

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And I knew it was tequila when
I tasted it, because to me,

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tequila's very obvious. You know,
once it gets and gets in your

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mouth, it's like, okay,
yeah, that's definitely tequila. Um.

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Sorry, it's got an image of
you as like an alcoholic raccoon, just

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rummaging through a trash man, finding
little bottles of whatever you can with your

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little raccoon hands and just kind of
throwing the bottle behind you. Dan's the

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booze Panda. I'm ready to go
home now. The show ain't gonna get

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any better from there. I mean, how do you come back from booze

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Panda. I think I need to
start up a new alter ego on social

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media. But you understand good good
whiskey, don't you. You can taste

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the difference between you know, just
decent stuff and then the trash stuff and

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then the really good stuff. You
know what. At times I think I

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can like the like the the guy
that we've had in a few times from

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us. Yeah, from Garrison Brothers, um the whiskies that that he's brought

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in for us and that I've had, Yes, like some of those.

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Some of those I can really taste
a huge difference, which sucks because some

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of the ones that I like the
best are the ones that are like three

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hundred dollars a bottle, and I'm
not going to justify spending that amount of

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money. But at the same time, I remember, way back on one

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of my birthdays when we were on
the radio, you guys had bought me

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a or maybe got it through a
plugola, a big bottle of Johnny Walker

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Blue and that stuff is super top
shelve. It's over two hundred something dollars

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a bottle, and I took it
home and I tried it, and I

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was like, it's to me,
it doesn't seem like it's that much better

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than say, Johnny Walker Black Label. I don't know. Well, why

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don't you tell me that I would
have gotten because like for your your ten

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year radio anniversary, Oh no,
it was more than ten year, wouldn't

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it. It was your twenty year
radio anniversary. I got you Johnny Walker

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Platinum. Do you have any idea
how long it took me to find that

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damn ball. No, it was
like several days of hunting. I called

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every single liquor store in town.
It was a discontinued liquor. Well,

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I mean I drank it. How
was it pretty good? You don't know?

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You don't know. It tastes like
it tastes like scotch. I taste

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all smoky and stuff. Were you
mixing it with something? Were you just

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straight up or on the rocks?
Well, FirstLine wise, I was I

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was mixing it with fresca, because
I know that would actually absolutely make Alfie's

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skin and teeth crawl to know that
he bought such a high end liquor for

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me and I mixed it with you
know, sitt rus soda um. But

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no, I'm with a high end
stuff like that. I usually I'm a

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I'm a rock skuy typically, even
though they say you're not supposed to,

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because then that kind of waters it
down. But that's how I like it.

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I like it cold, one hundred
dollars damn bottle of whiskey. And

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I appreciate it, Alfie, I
really do. M I appreciate that you

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that you spent so much time in
trying to find a gift for me to

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describe the palette or the flavor profile
of Johnny Walker Platinum camp Fire. You

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don't know what smokey I will Johnny
Walker. Go ahead, Johnie Walker Blue

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tastes like smokey roses. Like that
it is, but you have to you

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have to like like. Scotch is
a is an acquired taste either you like

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like. But if if you enjoy
a Scotch, Johnny Walker Blue is as

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smooth of a blended as you're gonna
find. I mean, it's hell you

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could chug the damn thing. We're
most question. Okay, have you chugged

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Johnny Walker Blue? Tray, how
do you know that? I'm gonna before

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Trey answers that, I'm gonna ask
Tray a quick follow up question, Trey,

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how many years have you been sober? Coming up on seven years?

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So, Alfie, what do you
think the answer to your question is going

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to be? I think the answers
yes, because how else would he know

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that you can chug Johnny Walker Blue? So I tell you what? Ask

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him again now with new information,
Trey, have you chugged Johnny Walker Blue?

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Yes? I Oh my god,
I imagine trade chuck Johnny Walker Blue

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so hard he actually ended up chugging
some of actual Johnny Walker. I.

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Now, let me set the stage
though, because I don't you know the

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stage. You did it in front
of an audience. My god, man,

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um, I was on a hunting
trip with wealthy people, very wealthy

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people, and us running in the
wealthy circles. Oh yeah, this was

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And let this be a lesson to
any to any wealthy folk that happened to

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be listening, We'll keep your secrets. Yeah, but they they're heaving place

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happened to be well stocked and Johnny
Walker Blue and uh so it was literally

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just passing a bottle around. So
I don't want to come off like I

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was some kind of baller who was
you know, just you know, chugging

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Blue every chance I got. But
no, but that was the idea.

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Yeah, that was the idea when
you did it. Yes, you're like,

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well, I don't know that I'm
gonna have an opportunity to slam this

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at the time. Yeah, at
the time I was like, I'm living

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right, But at the time you
think I bet. Yeah, at the

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time, you think I better play
it cool. I need to. I

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need to do my best to fit
in so they don't look at me and

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go like, hey, what's that
guy doing here. It's kind of the

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same thing with me. Last night. It's like there were people coming up

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to um this you know, group
of what has now ended up being three

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famous people, and there's couple one
up to U started to go up to

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one of them, and of course
there's always who's always there around a famous

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person, a security guard, right
yeah, and the security guard immediately this

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guy was good, Like, this
guy had eyes everywhere. He knew like

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if you were to pull a phone
out to try to snap a photo,

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he was like, no, no, no, no, or U if

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like this couple wanted to come up
and get a photo with this famous person

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or people, and he and and
he immediately swoops in betweens like no,

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no, no, sorry, not
tonight, blah blah blah. But I

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too, tray, I felt it
was important to, you know, play

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it cool, act like you've been
there before exactly, and I have.

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We all have. And that's part
of the that's part of what happens when

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you when you've been in our industry, you know, in radio for as

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long as we all have, you
meet a lot of famous people. Now

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some people get really you know,
tongue tied or whatever. But I think

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all of us we were always pretty, you know, pretty chill about it

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because we've been around some seriously famous
people. But even even through all that,

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it's even if I see somebody out
like I did last night, I

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don't feel the need to be like, oh, I hung out with blah

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blah blah blah blah. I want
in reality, I didn't really hang out

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with them. I was just in
the same place. Did you go over

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like kind of sliddle up next to
him and be like, what's y'all drinking?

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You guys? Ever heard of pirate
glass? No? No, I

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didn't. I didn't go that route. I did not. Y'all want to

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see my chickens. So it's funny
you mentioned that because Tara at one point

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she's like you do you think that
this one famous of one of the famous

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people that were there? She was
like, do you think he'd want to

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meet his namesake? Why was one
of the new chickens we got? One

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of the new chickens we got we
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Did you name him in the last
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were? Have you named him?
Online? No, we haven't even finished

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naming the chickens, which, by
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before we got a six new chickens. Yeah, yeah, it's eight.

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What the f man? Have you
ever heard of chicken math? No,

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Trey does. Trey knows what chicken
math is. Tell him, Trey,

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Hey, just kinda glanced down.
You see, oh, it looks like

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six. And then you do another
count and you go, oh, wait,

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there's more. The true chicken math
is and this is a real thing.

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I've now experienced it twice in my
life with my wife. This most

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recent example of chicken math goes like
this, Hey, this is Tara telling

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me, Hey, the chicken the
chicken boat lady, she has new chicks

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that she says that that are available. So I was thinking, we get

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four of them, and I was
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it's six chickens. And then when
it's six chickens that were now dealing

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with, Tara says a couple of
days later, hey, the chicken boat

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lady has two silkies. So it's
now gonna be can can we get and

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yeah, of course, now we
have no eight chickens. So that's chicken

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mouth. You start out with we're
gonna get four. Next thing you know,

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you have eight. It sounds like
you bought gremlins. Dan God,

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I hope not. I mean,
look, they've they got wet after See,

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you're not supposed to feed them after
midnight, and you're not supposed to

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ever get them wet. Right,
well, I haven't fed them after midnight,

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but they have gotten wet. Crap, when I get back home,

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we may have like sixteen chickens tearing
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By the way, did I hear
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island birds? No, that's an
island ahole bird. We're staying. We're

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staying on Saint John right now.
You didn't bring your chickens with you kind

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of travel pouch. Keep me on
a little egg carton? No, but

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Tara thought about it. You're like, I'm gonna miss my chickies. Are

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you sure they're not gremlins? Maguay
is the chicken boat lady? Is she

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like an old wizened Asian man in
a really stereo shop? No? No,

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you know what I tell you what
though, if they were to remake

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the movie now, and they'd have
to, you know, make it a

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little more, you know, are
a little less stereotyping. You know,

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this lady might actually fit the bill
because it's a white lady who lives on

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a sixty foot boat and she's got
dreads. Did you buy chickens from Captain

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Ron? It's not that funny,
it is if you've seen Captain Ron.

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were doing the show, and it
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and I have quits, and I
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address it. Trey, When you
say you ferminated your cat, what the

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hell does that mean? You have
owned cats the majority of my life and

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I don't think I've ever heard of
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So it's it's a tool. Look, it's it's possible I have and

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I've forgotten about it because we were
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earlier, but I forgot that we
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my my brain is not to be
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I mean, it's just a tool
you go buy at the pet store and

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it's called the ferminator, and they
make him for dogs and cats, and

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it's a really good tool of if
you like, I have an orange tabby

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fat cat and he sheds a lot. So oh that's Julius, Yeah,

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Julius. And so it just it
gets the hair off of just about is

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the best you can that I've ever
found. Let me see, So I

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just typed it into why everything always
defaults to being on my computer? But

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and it doesn't. It didn't pull
up any photos. But is it show

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up? Really? What the hell
is that animal? It looks like a

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cross between a shit sue and a
mugway. Is that one of your chickens?

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No, No, they're not old
enough to need that. Is it

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the um what's it called um floby
for cats or something like that. No,

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it's just it's they typically just have
a handle and uh and it's like,

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oh, I see it now,
I'll tell you what. Let me

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uh, Alpha, you've been trying
to train me on how to do certain

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things during the show. So I'm
gonna do the share the screen thing real

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quick so you can so you can
see what it is he's talking about.

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All right, h click there and
click there. So on the right is

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the tool. On the left is
the scary thing? Yeah? What is

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that? Is it a muppet traded? You buy a muppet groomer? It

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does it actually looks? Uh?
Uh? What the f is that?

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It looks like it looks like it
looks like just a muppet had a baby.

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What's the damn thing from Star Trek? God? Dang it Russ with

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the furbies. Yello, me,
I don't know, there's no the triples,

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the triple. Yes, it looks
like a trible with an underbyte exactly.

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Anyway, Uh, that's an interesting
thing to have on the ferminator website.

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Okay, So now I'm looking at
the tool. Yeah, it's it

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actually looks a lot like just like
a regular like shaving razor, except or

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even like a beard tremmorum. So
it's got like the metal teeth and you

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just run just like a comb.
I guess I've never seen this. We

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have this thing. It looks like
a I don't know, it's it's it

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looks sort of like a it's got
like a hoop, but it's got metal.

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It's made of metal teeth. And
our dog Joel, who's like almost

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sixteen years old, he loves this
thing. It's it looks like a like

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a like a medieval torture device,
and he just run along his back and

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he loves the damn thing. Yeah, it's like what he used for horses.

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It's a little wire tooth brush basically. The gotcha. Okay, so

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you ferminated your cat. Okay,
so what you meant was that you just

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basically gave it a haircut. Yeah
yeah, most cats actually really like it

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because you know, you're they're getting
brushed and it feels good. Reine however,

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yeah, mine, however not so
much. Did it turn into an

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ogre muppet? Well, I've realized
I have to take him on my patio

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to do it, and I have
I have about thirty seconds to do it,

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and then if I press my luck, I will I will be bleeding

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by the end of it, which
has to be super fun and entertaining for

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your neighbors if they happened to be
walking by at that moment. Oh yeah,

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oh, I'm sure just my neighbors. You know, my little patio

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balcony. It's over our parking area, so no doubt some of them have

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heard some choice words come out of
me, along with some screams and some

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gds. I'm surprised the police haven't
shown up asking questions like, what are

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you doing to that cat? Sir? We've heard complaints. How old's cat?

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Oh seven eight somewhere around there.
Okay, so he was a he

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was a feral cat. Well,
he knows how to use what his clause?

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Oh, that's the that's one of
his problems. Is pretty sure his

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mom. So I found Julius when
he was probably for somewhere between four and

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six months old, and he just
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training of, hey, use your
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don't when you're playing or whatever.
So Julius is pretty much a clause

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out cat one percent of the time. Oh well, that's exciting. Oh

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yeah, that's uh so do you
have to make sure you're you're constantly wearing

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turtlenecks so he doesn't accidentally slit your
throat? You know, there's always that.

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His favorite thing though, is my
achilles. That's oh, you know,

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whether I'm just walking past, he'll
get under a table, just give

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it a good swipe, or if
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always fun. Then he sneaks up
behind me and swipe. That achilles attack

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is one that has been made famous
in horror films, like when it's you're

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going down the steps of a basement
or something and the bad guy reaches up

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and slits your achilles as you're going
down the steps, or in the case

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of I think it was Chucky in
Child's Play. That's one of the scenes

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that's that stuck with me because I
think he was under the couch or under

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somebody's bed and the feet were there, and then he takes the knife and

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he slits the achilles. Oh god. The lesson in there is don't let

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your cats watch horror movies because then
they just get ideas. What other products

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does the Ferminator company have? I
do not know. They have the stand,

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You have the standard ferminator? Yes
they Yeah, they make a ferminator

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for dogs and a ferminator for cats. That's they make other things. Do

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they have a vacuum ferminator? Buy
any chance? Go with Looby? Yeah?

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Exactly. That's see, that's what
I thought it was to begin with.

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Because you hear the term ferminator,
you think, okay, well it's

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got to be some sort of machine
or mechanical thing. Actually it's not.

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I don't know if it's them,
but I have seen commercials. Now maybe

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it's Bistle or something, but there
basically is a something like that that you

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an attachment you can hook onto the
end of your vacuum cleaner and do that.

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Problem is I think, Trey,
you need to get one of those

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and do that on your back with
the cat. I agree, It seems

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like the logical step because because you
know what, animals love the soft tones

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of a vacuum cleaner. Of a
vacuum cleaner, yes, say just I

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mean you turn it on, they
just come and swarms. They want to

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get can't get close enough to you. The calming vibrations. I mean,

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the cat's a feral cat, so
he could he could you know, it

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might remind him of his childhood days
or his cat kiddihood days, where like

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when he got swept into a gutter
by a street sweeper. Yes, the

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problem. I'm pretty sure Julius ended
up up on by front porch just out

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of necessity, because otherwise he wouldn't
have survived. I'm quite sure he could

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not kill anything other than my ankles. And uh yeah. But now if

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I were to try to use some
vacuum cleaner attachment on him, I would

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have to go in there looking like, you know, the bomb detection guy

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out of a movie, because I
would, you know, come back with

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nothing but a bloody nub. I
think, I really think you need to

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do this, and obviously you need
to record it, record it. Yeah,

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am I dreaming up this contraption where
it's almost like a cat wash or

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like a dog wash, Like it's
it's a what's the word I'm looking for,

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a almost like a dome that you
put on top of your animal and

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it just vacuums them and brushes them. It's like a vacuum but for your

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dog, but they're trapped under the
dome. Yeah, it's a dry It's

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a dryer, I think, is
what you're thinking about? Is that what

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00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.880
it is? Yea? Is it
like one of those old lady hair slom

404
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:06.799
dryers kind of like that, but
it actually the entire dog or a cat.

405
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:10.200
Yeah, it's like think about like
a pac man with a cutout of

406
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:12.759
for their head or like the stocks
and so yeah, you just put them

407
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:17.000
inside there and it drives them.
You guys realize the two of you were

408
00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:26.960
describing torture devices, well a mental
image of what it looks like. But

409
00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:30.880
it does look if you were just
to look at it, it does look

410
00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:33.680
like a torture device. It's pretty
bad though. It like if if it's

411
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:37.319
you decide it all right, it's
it's grooming day and you done all black?

412
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.119
And you put a black mask over
your face and you start walking towards

413
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:47.960
Julius the cat, and like it's
time. Anything to help you groom your

414
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:55.480
your loved one, your fur baby
without incurring too much blood loss. I'm

415
00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:59.039
down for. And it sounds like
the whole like trap your animal in this

416
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:06.160
thing and it'll get them dry without
you dying. Sound yeah it The problem

417
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:10.680
is getting them in there. But
once you do, it's part of part

418
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:15.200
of the line of amazing products from
ron Pool Peel that is the two point

419
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:20.880
zero and set it and forget it. And apparently, Trey, you've been

420
00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:23.319
on like a cat kick lately.
It seems because the alphie. Did you

421
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:28.519
see what he sent the other day? It was some guys stabbing his roommate

422
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:32.119
over a cat. No, what
where did I put that? Hang on,

423
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:40.200
let me stop sharing my screen here. Uh yeah, Tray, you

424
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:50.000
you sent the story to what the
hell happened? Uh? Well, if

425
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:54.160
it's the one I'm thinking about,
Um, it's a great story, Trey,

426
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:59.400
Oh it's not. It was um
he was wearing a cat costume when

427
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.519
he tried to murder his roommate.
Really yeah, Okay, now I'm interested.

428
00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:07.240
Okay, I found it. A
man wearing cat costumes stabbed a roommate

429
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:17.119
in the neck. A man is
charged with attempted murder after a Lachua County

430
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:22.960
Sheriff's deputy say he stabbed his roommate
in the neck while dressed as a feenline.

431
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:28.400
Oh what a shock. It's Florida. Well of course, oh,

432
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:30.680
Alphie, there's there's a there's a
audio video on this. I think I

433
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:38.759
got it, Uh twenty ABC,
I believe, so, all right,

434
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:45.559
this is it. Gainesville's facing attempted
murder charges after deputy say he stabbed his

435
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:51.079
roommate while he was wearing a cat
costume. Latchua County Sheriff's deputy say thirty

436
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:55.160
two year old Omar Gutierrez walked up
behind his roommate yesterday wearing the costume and

437
00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:59.200
stabbed him in the neck. Take
a look at some of the body camp

438
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:06.960
video walk out held on What the
f what is that cat costume? I

439
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:09.800
mean, yeah, he looks a
little bit like the mouse from Chucky Cheese.

440
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:15.800
Yeah, it's kind of squirreling.
Literally, what the hell? The

441
00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:22.519
guy's mug shot looks like somebody who
would be accused of stabbing somebody while wearing

442
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:29.280
a cat costume. This guy actually
looks like the the unfortunate, looking like

443
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:37.840
the lesser looking brother of the guy
that handed me the tequila. Sorry,

444
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:40.039
said again, the guy that handed
me the tequila shot. Yeah, this

445
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:44.239
this guy who was dressed as a
cat that stabbed his roommate in the neck.

446
00:34:44.760 --> 00:34:50.800
Looking at his mug shot, he
looks like the the bad looking brother

447
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:53.719
of the guy that gave me the
shot at tequila last night. Like you

448
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:57.880
know how like in a family there's
like one good looking sibling and the other

449
00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:00.639
one's like like they didn't they didn't
say any for the next kid. That's

450
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:07.079
what this guy looks like. I
must know the outcome of the story.

451
00:35:08.159 --> 00:35:12.239
He's charge of the tempted murder him
in the neck. Take a look at

452
00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:20.119
some of the body camp video on
welco out come on out. I'm sorry

453
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:23.559
man, I always told detectives that
Gutierra said he wasn't above killing him.

454
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:28.599
He received a three inch stab wound
in the back of his neck. Gutierra's

455
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:34.119
claims his roommate hurt his cat with
a roommate denies that. Ever, What

456
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:38.119
the hell, man, how is
it that we have so many friends in

457
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:42.239
law enforcement? But none of them
ever, and a lot of them claimed

458
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.920
to say, you know, the
like at least at one point in their

459
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:46.840
lives, are like they wanted to
become a police officer and they like the

460
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:50.519
part of the job that you know, has like some action, you know,

461
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:52.960
aspects to it. How the how
did those guys not immediately just go

462
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:55.719
to Florida to sign up to be
cops? Because it's got to be like,

463
00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:59.719
look at this. How do you
go home to your family as a

464
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:01.159
cop up and go like, well, today was weird. This is the

465
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:07.760
training ground, this is like the
special forces of law enforcement. Yeah,

466
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:13.639
it's like anything we can think about
you. I think if you work in

467
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.840
Florida law enforcement and you go home
and say, today was weird. Man,

468
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:22.559
you had some bad crap go down. Yeah. You had a guy

469
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:29.519
smoking basalts and a raccoon costume,
running a muck slashing achilles. Yeah,

470
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:34.159
yeah, I made at this point
it was sort of like U like the

471
00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:37.280
show Cops that ran for years.
Now, imagine if they redid it,

472
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:40.920
but it was Florida Cops. Man, that's gonna get everybody's attention, don't

473
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:45.079
they have that? Isn't that a
thing? Like the live PD or.

474
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:51.000
Yes, there is a show,
but it's not just Florida, and that

475
00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:53.360
is a damn good idea though for
a show. I mean, why send

476
00:36:53.400 --> 00:37:00.800
people all around the country. You
could just stick cruise with Florida law enforcement

477
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:08.159
and you would have content for years, yeah, for four years. In

478
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:13.320
the story, it actually says the
actual the print version of this. According

479
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:16.000
to the arrest report, the victim
was in his room when Omar walked up

480
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:19.880
behind him wearing a cat costume,
then plunged a knife into the back of

481
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:23.880
his roommate's neck. The victim then
asked Omar, why did you stab me,

482
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:29.639
and Gutierrez, keeping keeping in mind
Omar is wearing a cat costume,

483
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:35.199
simply said it was instinctual. Oh
my god. So he actually became the

484
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:39.880
cat, which is probably what would
happen if you know Trays cat Julius ever

485
00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:45.400
grows thumbs. Trace couldn't end up
with a cat with a knife Trays and

486
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:54.559
ended up dead. M This is
uh, this is what reality looks like

487
00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:58.960
in comic book form, you know
what I mean? Like, in this

488
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:01.920
guy's mind, he's thinking, I'm
gonna be Batman. I'm going to avenge

489
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:07.960
the bats and dress up like a
bat and stab this guy because I'm the

490
00:38:07.039 --> 00:38:10.280
hero here. Just change bat for
cat, and all of a sudden,

491
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:15.840
in this guy's mind, he is
the hero. He is absolutely the superhero.

492
00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:25.719
Where's Mike Garfield Country Outfit? You're
listening to the Treehouse Visit goes online?

493
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:42.079
A Treehouse on air dot com on
your movie, Cody, Let's welcome

494
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.880
in Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing. Their
phone number is two one four three six

495
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:49.599
eight thirty eight thirty eight. The
website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot com.

496
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:53.159
Jacqueline, Obviously, you're female,
and you have a lot of experience as

497
00:38:53.199 --> 00:38:57.400
a female, not just a female
business owner, but as a female homeowner

498
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.880
with what it can be like for
a woman to call it contractor to come

499
00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:04.559
to their home and what can transpire. So, Dan, when I was

500
00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:07.280
twenty seven years old, I bought
my first house. I was lucky enough

501
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:10.199
to buy this little and tiny,
distressed investment property, and I was calling

502
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:16.000
general contractors for bids for repair,
and they were extremely inflated. And I

503
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:19.760
knew they were inflated because I had
been in plumbing for a couple of years

504
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:23.159
at that point in time. And
finally I got so frustrated called the last

505
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:27.280
contractor and said, hey, I'm
a girl and i'm young, Please come

506
00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:30.079
and bid my house based on my
house, not on my age, not

507
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:32.239
on my gender. And he showed
up. And I'm not lying when I

508
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:36.800
tell you that his quote was twenty
four thousand dollars less than everybody else,

509
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:39.760
and we went to work together.
And so I know what it's like to

510
00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:45.079
meet with a contractor and feel like
somebody's taking advantage of you. I don't

511
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:47.159
know if it was my age or
my gender, maybe a combination of the

512
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:52.079
two, but in my office,
we don't do that. I've even had

513
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:54.920
in my own primary home contractors come
and tell me that they won't meet with

514
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:59.840
me unless the man of the house
is home, because he's the decision maker.

515
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:01.960
I never made that appointment. I
told them to get f I don't

516
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:06.199
want to work with you. That's
ridiculous. And I found somebody else.

517
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:09.639
And so I want anybody that calls
my office male, female, purple green,

518
00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:14.079
aliens, cowboys. I don't care
to feel that we're going to treat

519
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:15.599
them the right way and that we're
going to be an advocate for them.

520
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:21.360
And I have just last week bullied
two other contractors into treating two women correctly.

521
00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:25.360
I am not above stepping in on
your behalf and being an advocate for

522
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:29.199
you, even if you just want
me to look at a bid and tell

523
00:40:29.239 --> 00:40:30.400
you if you think it, if
I think it's reasonable or not. Even

524
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:34.440
if it's not plumbing, I'll tell
you if it's hyperinflated, email it to

525
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.119
me. I'm on the team.
That's it. See that right there,

526
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:39.880
It tells you it's more than just
pipes. Because Brooks Plumbing wants to make

527
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:44.320
sure you are treated right, So
give them a call. That's why we

528
00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:46.920
recommend them to you. Two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

529
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:50.559
That's two one four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight. Or of

530
00:40:50.639 --> 00:41:00.199
course that website Rooks Plumbing Texas dot
com. It's this treehouse time, not

531
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:06.119
a welcome into the treehouse. Daniel
Cook of Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration their

532
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:10.440
phone number eight three three Cook DFW, the website cookdfw dot com. Now

533
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:15.599
you are not an ordinary roofing company. Yes you will repair a roof,

534
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:21.360
Yes you will replace a roof if
necessary. But let's say a situation happens

535
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:24.559
where someone has to replace the entire
roof water's gotten into the home and damage

536
00:41:24.599 --> 00:41:29.760
the interior. While you'll come in
and fix that roof, that's not where

537
00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:31.519
it ends, is it. No, not at all, Dan. Usually

538
00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:37.679
the claims and the size of the
projects that we have been accustomed too lately

539
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:42.159
are very large and complex. So, just like you mentioned in particular claims,

540
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.599
there's going to be interior damage,
and a lot of companies out there

541
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:49.000
are not able to satisfy the needs
of that client for the inside. So

542
00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:52.639
then the client gets stuck in the
middle of trying to work, take care

543
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:54.800
of their kids, get their kids
to Skoker practice, and then they're trying

544
00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:59.320
to be a general contractor on the
side, trying to find people that they

545
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.559
can up on the phone or look
up online to fix their inside. And

546
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:07.519
the inside damage is much more,
much more complex than a roof, and

547
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.360
so a lot of contractors that's why
they don't do the inside because they don't

548
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:15.639
want to be responsible for the for
the fine touches and making sure everything looks

549
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:20.159
crisp and the amount of wood that
got replaced was the right kind and the

550
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:23.079
flooring got done correctly, and there's
no mold, there's no water leftover to

551
00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:27.880
cause problems to your health or your
family and so inside repairs or no joke.

552
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.280
And that's what separates our company from
a lot of the competition is that

553
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:35.239
we do on a complete claim from
start to finish, so you and your

554
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.039
family can do what you need to
do and let us do the rest,

555
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:43.079
which I really wish I knew about
you guys a few years ago during the

556
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:47.519
massive ice storm, because our house
had damage on the inside and I did

557
00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:52.360
not enjoy having to general contract stuff
having to go between three different companies.

558
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:58.920
The idea of having a major problem
and only having to call one company is

559
00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:02.280
massive phone number. You'll need to
call cook DFW at some point you're going

560
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:06.599
to need it. It is eight
three three cook DFW. That's eight three

561
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:17.159
three Cook DFW or the website cook
dfw dot com, fire dot Hey everyone,

562
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:21.679
it's Alfie KOI. I wanted to
take a moment and fill you guys

563
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:27.119
in on an important update. This
will be my final show in the Treehouse.

564
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:30.920
With everything going on in my life, I found that I just don't

565
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:35.280
have the time or the creative energy
to commit to the show that both it

566
00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:39.159
and you, as the listener deserve. What started out as a fun and

567
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:45.920
goofy way for us to screw around
each week has quickly grown into a full

568
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:52.119
fledged iteration of our radio show just
on the internet. And when you're working

569
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:58.000
two other freelance jobs that require full
time attention, you'll find that it's damn

570
00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:01.159
near impossible to spend that many places
at once. Something had to give,

571
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:06.920
you know, even though I won't
be a part of it, I am

572
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:12.559
proud of the house that we built. It's weathered many a storm but still

573
00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:17.159
continues on. It goes without saying
that I want Dan and Tray to succeed.

574
00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:23.000
They have decades of combined experience in
broadcasting, and I'm absolutely confident in

575
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:29.760
their ability to put out a show
that's far better quality than all the other

576
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:35.320
content that's out there. So do
them a favor and do like Dan says,

577
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:38.760
Tell a friend about the podcast,
let them know how much you enjoy

578
00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:43.599
hanging out with your buddies, and
for God's sake, spend some money with

579
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:47.280
the folks that sponsor the show.
Get yourself a new roof from cook DFW.

580
00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:52.079
Fix that leaky faucet that you've been
putting off for years by calling Brooks

581
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:55.880
Plumbing. And you already know that
you should call Rodney Anderson if you're buying

582
00:44:55.880 --> 00:45:00.239
a home or if you want to
look into refinancing. These are the people

583
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:04.559
that support the show that you love. You should support them as much as

584
00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:09.639
you can. Rest assured that this
will not be the last time you hear

585
00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:14.000
from me. I'm sure I'll pop
up in your feed every now and again.

586
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:19.239
Just keep your ear to the ground. To paraphrase something that an old

587
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:22.920
buddy once said, please don't think
of me as having left. Think of

588
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:30.119
me as having fallen out of the
treehouse and died. Thanks and godspeed.

589
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:39.519
You're in the treehouse. Visit us
online at treehouse OnAir dot com. So

590
00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:43.440
let me get this straight. You
don't have time to do the show anymore,

591
00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:45.519
but you had time to record that
long ass good by speech that was

592
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:52.719
at two thirty in the morning,
and I was drunk leave me alone.

593
00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:54.800
You know what that is. That's
an audition for one of your voiceover gigs.

594
00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:59.480
You're like, look, this is
maybe drunk in perfect tone. Look

595
00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:04.000
at my wonderful addiction. Why I
am drunk? That's a cop out so

596
00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:07.559
we wouldn't make him cry. That's
true. No, what he did is

597
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:09.960
he tried the old reversal. He
tried to he tried to say a bunch

598
00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:24.960
of nice things that that he thought
would make us cry. So Alfie,

599
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:29.760
you were never in the military,
Nope, never, but you are damn

600
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:38.599
good at throwing grenades, dropping bombs, shooting rockets into the treehouse. Because

601
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:45.079
the other day when when you dropped
this on us, and that's really what

602
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:47.639
it what it what it felt like? Uh yeah, because we were we

603
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:52.280
were we had just finished recording an
episode. We had just finished recording the

604
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:57.400
previous episode of the show, and
uh we were about to, you know,

605
00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:59.639
start up on the next one.
And you're like, oh, hey,

606
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.519
real, by the way, I
quit. That's not what I said.

607
00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:04.960
Well it's not. It's not what
you said. But it was a

608
00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:07.639
short version of it. What it
did? It did? It seem inaccurate

609
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:13.280
my depiction of a tree. No. No, we've been together many many

610
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:16.320
years. By I'm not saying I'm
never talking to you all again. I'm

611
00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:20.960
just saying things when it was the
last time you called me just to talk.

612
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:30.880
Um, yeah, hold on,
I'm thinking, Um, I don't

613
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:34.360
know if you can hear it,
but he's slowly backing towards the door.

614
00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:40.159
Um, I'm thinking I'm thinking,
Dan dor gonna be a while. I'm

615
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:51.280
thinking, give me a second,
get back over here. Uh And he

616
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:55.719
fell out of the tree house and
died the Uh so, so what happened

617
00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:59.599
after you? You you told us
You're like, you know, I've got

618
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:05.639
I've got We've got some crumby news. I'm stretched too thin, I'm too

619
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:10.039
busy, which to me, if
I'm being honest with the Alphie, it's

620
00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:15.320
really it just kind of boils down
to because we can move recording times around,

621
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:17.400
we can all, you know,
we can make it work. I

622
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:20.920
think it just kind of boils down
to you just don't want to do it

623
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:29.000
anymore. Is that accurate? Uh? Yes, No, So it's just

624
00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:30.960
it's then't say that because to me, would you say, well, I

625
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:32.840
don't really have time. It's like, well, I mean if you want

626
00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:37.800
to do something, whatever it is, then you'll make time for like going

627
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:42.400
to the gym or cooking dinner or
you know whatever. It's. Um,

628
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:45.039
it's more than that, dude,
I mean, it's if it was just

629
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.679
I don't want to do it,
then well, first of all, you

630
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:52.800
know why I commit to it in
the first place. But secondly, it's

631
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:59.079
the show's constantly changing and constantly evolving, and you know more than I guess,

632
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:00.880
y'all two, no more than anyone
else about the growth at the show

633
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:07.559
is undergoing, and it is getting
more and more and more of an undertaking

634
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:13.159
every week. And the other things
that I'm doing in life, what with

635
00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:17.280
the photography work, with the voice
acting work, that takes up so so

636
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:22.519
much of my time, and I
cannot stress how much of my time it

637
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:25.719
takes up. I am constantly constantly
working. I have my laptop with me

638
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:31.800
every time anywhere I go somewhere.
I'm constantly god, you know, just

639
00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:37.440
creating content, trying to output at
the next thing, just working on the

640
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:44.639
next audition, the next demo reel. And it's just such a what's the

641
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:50.280
damn Greek myth of the guy pushing
the rock up the hill sysiphus or whatever.

642
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:52.679
Yeah, that's what it feels like. It just feels like it's a

643
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:57.400
constant struggle getting all that done.
And at the end of the day,

644
00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:01.679
what I'm left with is nothing for
y'all. And that's not fair. That's

645
00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:07.360
not fair to you guys, that's
not fair to the listeners. And like

646
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:10.519
I said, this is not you
know, screw you guys forever bye.

647
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:14.559
I'll still help out from time to
time. Do you guys need me to

648
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:17.760
record something, let me know.
If you guys need me to produce something,

649
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:23.119
let me know. I'll probably say
no. But still it's nice to

650
00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:30.760
charge us or charge you, but
it's it's just too much to handle all

651
00:50:30.760 --> 00:50:37.840
at once, I will say part
of the I'm not sure if you thought

652
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:43.639
about what tyler let me let me
let me put it this way. Did

653
00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:47.719
you think before you told us the
other day that that this episode was going

654
00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:52.400
to be your last episode? Did
you think about what our reactions might be.

655
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:53.599
Did you think about like, were
you worried about it? Did you

656
00:50:53.719 --> 00:50:57.480
or did you think about it at
all? Of course you always do that

657
00:50:57.519 --> 00:51:00.199
sort of thing. There's no good
way to come out with something like that,

658
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:07.840
there's no good way to to soften
any blow like that. But ultimately

659
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.719
you just got to kind of rip
the band aid off. And I want

660
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:13.280
you guys to know it's not you. You did, but you didn't even

661
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:15.760
say I'm gonna rip the band aid
off. You'd just rip that effort off.

662
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:19.400
Yeah. Again, it's not you, it's me. We didn't even

663
00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:22.719
know we were cut. Yeah,
exactly it's like, it's like he's you

664
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:24.920
know what it is. It's he's
like your cat Trey. He cut us

665
00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:28.119
and put a band aid on than
ripped that off, all in the same

666
00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:32.559
motion. I will say this.
I want, I want to give you

667
00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:36.639
my honest reaction to it, because
after you told us, after you told

668
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:39.360
us the other day, I needed
five minutes to try to process it and

669
00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:43.800
think about it. And then we
all got back together after a few minutes

670
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:45.639
and I said, you know,
I just give me a couple of days.

671
00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:47.360
I need to think through this.
I need to figure some stuff out.

672
00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:57.599
And in processing news of that magnitude, I wondered, do you think

673
00:51:57.719 --> 00:52:04.559
it's as big of a thing as
I do? Because what the answers,

674
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:07.639
No, I think if you don't
see, you don't see leaving the show

675
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:12.480
as major as a major event as
much as I do. Yes, correct,

676
00:52:12.719 --> 00:52:15.880
because that's that's what I'm saying.
The show's never been about one person.

677
00:52:16.519 --> 00:52:23.840
The show's never ever been about you
know. Well, I took that

678
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:28.480
back. The show at times has
been very much centered around one person,

679
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:32.760
but its inner workings have been far
more than that. And all the all

680
00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:37.199
the behind the scenes stuff for the
entirety of this show has always been a

681
00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:39.920
team effort, even if at times
it was only one person that got all

682
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:44.880
the attention and the credit, it
was very much all of us working for

683
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:51.960
that goal. And then over time
it morphed into the behind the scenes teamwork

684
00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:58.239
aspect coming to the forefront, and
listeners listen to it and heard the change

685
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:02.079
and understood what was happening. Other
co workers listen to it and heard the

686
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:07.559
change and understood what was happening.
They saw the fruits of our labor being

687
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:10.159
put out there. Management certainly didn't, but that's not the point here.

688
00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:17.960
The point is is the show has
always been heartier and stronger and more resilient

689
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:22.440
than one person. So me leaving
is just not that you're gonna be fine.

690
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:28.239
I hate, I hate to say
it in those terms, but I

691
00:53:28.320 --> 00:53:34.719
don't see it as being a hindrance
to you. Guys. I will not

692
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:37.480
to sound like a dick, but
I will actually agree with you there all

693
00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:46.159
in all seriousness, I will I
will agree with you. And here's and

694
00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:51.239
here's my reasoning. Like you said, the show has always gone on and

695
00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:53.920
and this show will continue to go
on, and I would be I would

696
00:53:53.960 --> 00:53:59.880
be ff and pissed if it didn't
like I would be annoyed and angry,

697
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:06.400
uh not at me, at you, uh if it didn't continue, because,

698
00:54:06.440 --> 00:54:09.559
like I said, the show has
has weathered so many storms, and

699
00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:14.440
Albie sat back and thought, what's
one more thing I can throw at the

700
00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:19.079
middle of their of their breakfast back. Not that this is not a storm,

701
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:24.320
This is a summer shower, an
island summer shower. Dan, the

702
00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:30.320
show has been through f and hurricane
after hurricane after hurricane. Yeah, and

703
00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:32.599
and and you are right, the
show will go on. Try and I

704
00:54:32.639 --> 00:54:37.079
are going to persevere. We're going
to keep doing this because we love it

705
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:40.320
and because we're trying to build it
into something that will actually, you know,

706
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:46.880
you know, take the place of
real jobs. And I'm disappointed that

707
00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:54.800
you're not going to be there along
for that ride. Um. And my

708
00:54:54.920 --> 00:55:00.920
thing was when you when you mentioned
it, was I wondered, did you

709
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:06.199
see our relationship as less than it
is, less than how I view it?

710
00:55:06.280 --> 00:55:12.400
Because to me, the way the
way you told us and in the

711
00:55:12.440 --> 00:55:17.159
time that you're you're basically giving us
from when you're done. I looked back

712
00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:23.199
over what sixteen seventeen years of of
when you and I have started working together.

713
00:55:23.280 --> 00:55:28.400
When when when you are an intern
on the midday show at at CBS

714
00:55:28.519 --> 00:55:31.000
Radio and then you're like, hey, I want to do another internship,

715
00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:32.639
but I don't want to do it
with that show. Can I do it

716
00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:36.119
with you? Dan? And I
was like, I was, yeah,

717
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:42.559
that'd be great, buying you your
first drink when you turn twenty one,

718
00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:46.639
all the way up through everything thing
that we have been through in that time

719
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:51.719
frame, and then now it just
seems so sudden. You're just it was

720
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:52.760
almost like, hey, we've been
together for a long time and blah blah

721
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:57.440
blah blah blah. Bye. Do
you think that like I'm changing my phone

722
00:55:57.480 --> 00:56:01.800
number? No, I don't think
that at all. It's just I'm just

723
00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:05.800
telling you. That was my reaction
to it, and that was the way

724
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:07.719
that I was taking it, and
I was one And it might be partly

725
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:13.760
on myself because I have a tendency
to put my expectations on others, which

726
00:56:13.760 --> 00:56:17.039
is unfair to those people. And
I would have done it in a slightly

727
00:56:17.159 --> 00:56:23.000
different way, but at the end
of the day, the way. At

728
00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:25.360
the end of the day, it's
the result that matters. You're not gonna

729
00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:29.599
be on the show, anymore.
And and that's you know, we're just

730
00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:32.360
gonna, you know, have to
move on. I would something less.

731
00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:37.760
No, I understand it hurts too. Yeah, just because the show's been

732
00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:40.599
through a lot of hurricanes doesn't mean
we go and strap ourselves to a street

733
00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:47.559
sign, you know, the keys
during hurricane season. More. Dan lives

734
00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:53.400
on an island prone to hurricanes,
but he's not strapping himself to a sign

735
00:56:53.480 --> 00:57:00.639
right by the beach. That's right. I'm up on a hill. Yeah,

736
00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:05.280
just like the treehouse up on a
hill, an example for others to

737
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:10.320
look at and try and copy and
fail miserably at m And that's especially what

738
00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:20.400
the ratings keep saying. At the
end of the day, you're at the

739
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:21.920
end of the day. At the
end of the day, you're going to

740
00:57:21.960 --> 00:57:30.079
be missed then, and not only
by me, but obviously you know the

741
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:32.960
listeners are going to miss hearing you
as well. And let me take a

742
00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:37.760
quick handful of the curtain and pull
it back a little bit. It's not

743
00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:39.519
like we never do that. We
do that quite a bit. But I

744
00:57:39.559 --> 00:57:44.840
want to shine a small light on
something that I don't know if a lot

745
00:57:44.840 --> 00:57:47.079
of people have truly paid attention to
over the years, and I like to

746
00:57:47.119 --> 00:57:53.440
make sure people, you know,
get the spotlight when it's deserved. Some

747
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:59.800
of the funniest things that you have
heard on this show since two thy ten

748
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:06.840
were written by Alphie. Some of
the most iconic things and in that last

749
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:15.079
thirteen years that you've heard were written
by Alphie. I might have had like

750
00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:17.119
a little bit of input here and
there, because we all worked together on

751
00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:22.079
so many things. Trey had input
on things when he was on the radio

752
00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:28.079
show. The other guys did as
well. But for the most part,

753
00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:30.599
some of the funniest stuff that was
written on this show was written by Alphie.

754
00:58:31.079 --> 00:58:38.639
All those specials, those were written
by Alphie and produced Andrew. I

755
00:58:38.679 --> 00:58:42.480
produced a couple of them. I
put sound effects in a couple of them,

756
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:46.760
Lay produced and directed. All right, fine, Alphie producing, directed

757
00:58:46.760 --> 00:58:57.280
and wrote some of those. Thanks
he's also selfish as hell. Real was

758
00:58:57.280 --> 00:59:00.239
an interesting day when when when Alphie
when alf He came to the radio station

759
00:59:00.519 --> 00:59:06.199
straight from therapy and arms widespread and
said, today I learned I'm a narcissist.

760
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:13.840
Deal with it. And just for
the record, if you ever go

761
00:59:13.840 --> 00:59:16.039
back and listen to those really old
shows and you find anything that's questionable,

762
00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:21.760
you know, and you really right
now really wouldn't sit well. Alphie wrote

763
00:59:21.800 --> 00:59:23.119
it. That was that Trey handed
it to me. I've wrote it on

764
00:59:23.159 --> 00:59:27.000
paper. Trey handed it to me
and said, I need you to type

765
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:35.760
this out. I've been looking for
his escapegoat for years. Oh man,

766
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:37.400
it turns out the only way you
get out of the treehouse is if you

767
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:44.719
get killed, fall and die.
Thanks, guys, appreciate it. I

768
00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:50.159
love about you, but I felt
a lot like a Viking funerals treehouse at

769
00:59:50.159 --> 00:59:53.320
Treehouse on air for me at the
Dan O'Malley, and for Alfie at Alfie

770
00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:58.119
Koi. And don't forget to light
follow, subscribe, auto download and tell

771
00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:01.079
a friend the treehouse is back.
Do it and and and real quick.

772
01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:07.599
Alphie, I love you and I'll
miss you and we'll always have your back.

773
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:13.760
Thank you for everything, Alphie.
You are a wonderful person and wonderful

774
01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:20.320
talent. Thank you, guys,
love you, Love you too,