June 24, 2026

Masking Is Nightmare Fuel, TSA's New Carry-On Ban & The Worst Massage Gun Mistake Ever | The Treehouse Show

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Looking for funny news, weird headlines, pop culture, and completely unnecessary life advice? Welcome back to The Treehouse Show!

Today's episode starts with one of the creepiest trends we've ever seen: Masking—where incredibly realistic silicone masks make ordinary people look like living, breathing blow-up dolls from your nightmares. Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.

Then we travel to Scotland, where one man's decision to use a massage gun on a very sensitive body part proves that common sense isn't as common as we'd like to believe.

Also on today's show:

  • TSA reveals another surprising item you should NEVER pack in your carry-on luggage.
  • Should couples live together before getting married? Trey and Dan weigh in on one of the internet's biggest relationship debates.
  • Celebrity birthdays lead us down another completely unnecessary pop culture rabbit hole.
  • Plus plenty of bad opinions, questionable logic, and the ridiculous stories that make The Treehouse Show your daily escape from reality.
If you enjoy funny podcasts, weird news, viral stories, pop culture discussions, and two friends making fun of the world's dumbest decisions, you're in the right place.New episodes every week!Episode Topics
  • Masking trend explained
  • Nightmare silicone masks
  • Scottish massage gun accident
  • TSA carry-on luggage warning
  • Relationship debate: Live together before marriage?
  • Celebrity birthdays
  • Funny news stories
  • Viral internet trends
  • Comedy podcast
  • Pop culture discussion


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Trenholm and Rebecca Black coming up on the show today.

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All my eyeballs also the new warning from the Transportation

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Security Administration, and we are going to start with some

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pure nightmare fuel. There's no other way that I can

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really prepare you for what you are about to experience.

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But before we jump into all of that, if you

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All right, it's time for nightmare fuel. This one is

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all on you, Trey. Everything that's going to happen here

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is because this found you, and then you shared it

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with me, and now we are going to share it

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with the world.

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God bless my algorithm.

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Or it's cursed. Let's find it is nice?

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How dare you?

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You know what?

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Let's watch Rebecca's face on this and see what she

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thinks is this blessed or cursed after.

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My relationships because I make my priorities and sometimes other

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people are not happy by my choices.

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Fifty one year old Vanessa is also a father of six.

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Masking gives him a special feeling lacking in his regular life.

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I want to ask, what in the Michael Myers.

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At a day's baw have you been looking at Drey

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to where this got showed to you on on TikTok, Instagram,

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whatever eight chan subthing you're on to see this?

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Uh, I don't know. It's like I said, it's it's

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my algorithm. It's it's beautiful, it's unique, it's it's terrifying.

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It gives me a lot of you know, dog videos

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and other things, and some political stuff. But then it

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throws me these bones that are just pure joy.

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Trey. I have some good news for you. This too

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is on my algorithm.

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What the question, Dan, The question is what's wrong with

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your algorithm?

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Why are you? What are you watching?

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Boring stuff that doesn't keep me up at night? So

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I swear to God like this. I tried looking up

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masking right and the only thing I got back was

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reasonable search results about neurodivergent people doing masking in more

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of a psychological sense, not a literal mask over someone's face,

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where they pretend to be an entirely different person and

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in this case a different gender. I don't know if

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this is like dipping your toe into the other side

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of the pond a little bit, or you just I

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this is so creepy looking.

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It really does look like.

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Someone went to a spirit Halloween store, grabbed a Michael

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Meyer's mask.

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And then gave it a makeover from the eighties.

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It looks like a blow up doll came to life.

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Yeah, it's really frightening. Oh, and they're out in public.

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Like the way this starts is someone that looks a little.

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Bit like a leather face.

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With a with a wig and some sunglasses and very

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red lips walking around with another person in a mask.

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This is the one that the other one looks sort

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of like Michael Myers, you know, did a eighties style makeover,

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like one of the ones like not at Macy's that

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they do in a couple of hours when they snag

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someone walking by. This is more like like the makeover

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at the Sears paint department that crossed over a little

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bit with the beauty section.

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I assume it's like the dance scene in Silence of

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the Lambs where he's trying on the skin, but yeah,

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you're just painting your mask for tomorrow.

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It's that like like this is this is Buffalo Bill

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on club?

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Yes, correct, and on this one that it says it

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was a what was a fifty one year old father

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of six And when he's got his mask on, he

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goes by Vanessa and so the mask is completely covering

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his face. He's got you shoulderling sort of strawberry blonde hair,

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purple eyeshadow, eyelashes that won't quit, let's be honest about that.

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They're nice.

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The eyes don't move, but they're very pretty. It's that

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sort of crystal blue. And then very very full lips

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with some fake teeth that look a little veneer like.

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And then when he speaks you can see his tongue

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moving and his lips kind of inside the mouth.

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Eh.

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I feel like this is a way to, like, you know,

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when you wear a Halloween costume and you sort of

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take on that kind of character for the day. I

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feel like that's the same thing this guy's trying to do,

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just all the time, because there is something to be

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said to be being able to like kind of hide

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behind a mask if you will.

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Sure, my wife dressed up like Pennywise the same time

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that the It movie came out.

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Creeped every out.

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It's empowering when you're the clown.

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I mean she she leaned into that one.

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Yeah.

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So we had our Halloween party at the house that night,

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and then afterwards we went to the bar down the

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street to sort of, you know, share costumes and things

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and kind of get out and and and people at

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the bar were freaked out when my wife walked in

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because she're like, she really was dressed to the nines

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as Pennywise, and the makeup and everything, and and I'm

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sure it helped that I was dressed as Georgie with

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one arm.

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That makes the costume right there.

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I thought it was a pretty good couple's costume.

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But it genuinely freaked some people out when we walked

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in that establishment.

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But that was not this here's the thing.

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So, did Tara have a fear of clowns prior to

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dressing as a clown.

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I don't think so. I don't think she's got a caloriphoedia.

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Okay, my whole life, I've had a terrri fear of clowns, right,

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and then one year I decided, Halloween, this is it.

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I'm gonna go as the creepiest clown I possibly can cured.

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Problem solved. I have no fear of clowns once I've

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been on the other side, and now I know how

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terrifying it can be to other people. It's greatness. It's

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so freeing, So like maybe this guy now feels like

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free I guess.

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Okay, that makes me feel better because I was saying

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how terrified this makes me, and I thought you were

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hinting that I need to go do this so then

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I can feel empowered.

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I actually think this might do something for you. Dan.

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We may see another side of you that we've never

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seen before. You may be more sensitive.

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I think I've seen enough sides of me, and I

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know for sure Trey has. Although although I would love

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I would love to surprise Trey if he was to

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give me his new address, although now he probably won't

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dressed like Vanessa here and be like, hey, buddy.

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Surprise the man with a gun.

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All right, maybe I'll give you a heads up.

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That's I just blend in and when I walk down

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the street, people don't pay any attention to me.

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Yes, when I.

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Dress while people are looking.

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At it, I know, it's like he's sitting on this

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park bench. Yeah, we got to back this up.

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But he's not dressed up people that pay attention to him.

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Yeah, okay, let's put this back in context.

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Fifty one year old Vanessa is also a father six.

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So a father of six. Masking gives him a special

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feeling lacking in his regular life.

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When I'm in my male mode as a man, I

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go out into public and I just blend in, and

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when I walk down the street, people don't pay any

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attention to me. But when I dress up and I

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put this mask on in the wig and you know,

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look very nice. It's like a beautiful woman walking down

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the street, you become one of the I guess what

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you would call one of the beautiful people.

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No, you don't. I swear to god.

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This really does look like like the person they're showing

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now is the other guy with the female mask. It

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really does look like leather Face went face first into

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a makeover pile of makeup.

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This is good help because they don't have a neck.

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No, it's like he just goes straight face to shoulder.

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It's like a cross dressing powerlifter.

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Oh, like, I get it. Beauties in the behind eye

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of the beholder, right, but is that always accurate?

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Like yeah, but the eyes have to work.

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Listen. I have been pondering this question for a good

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ten years now, which is what happened to being a transvestite?

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And I feel like this is the maybe the next

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evolution because for a time there was you there were

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men who like dressing up like women. It didn't mean

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they thought they were women or they were changing their gender.

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They just like Eddie. Eddie Izzard was you know, top

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on the list. He even explains the whole thing in

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one of his shows. Maybe this is the next evolution.

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You know, it's just.

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I guess, man.

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I mean, look, I'm I'm a big you do you

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to each his her, they them own whatever. Uh if

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it makes you happy, I'm all thumbs up. But but but.

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This is where.

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When you go out in public looking like this, this

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is scary to some people. This is this is scary

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to the normies.

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Like honestly, if I'm seeing this outside of Halloween, I

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legitimately might think you're about to like mug me or

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rob me. Or something like that. And this is your

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costume so that the cameras are not picking up your

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actual face. It it does kind of give off that

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sort of vibe.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I mean if this was, you know, like former president's masks,

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we would think.

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This, yeah, break, reboot correct, I I have it now.

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Oh, this is what Kim Cattrell's mannequin in the movie

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Mannequin would look like. Now put on a bunch of weight,

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and you know now is middle aged.

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It's a body positivity mannequin rebooting with a little with

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a little gender swapping.

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No, it's still female. Just uh, you know, she's now

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gone through menopause and it's just oh, it's just.

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Gone through the change. It's also giving white chicks vibes.

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Yeah, which, by the way, I still can't watch that movie,

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not for any racial implications or anything like that, but

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because the faces creep me out to you.

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They are creepy. They're super creepy. I'm like, ain't no

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way you guys pass for ladies and in anything.

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No, No, It's amazing the things that that that we

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convince ourselves as storylines that are believable in movies and

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white chicks, I think it's one of the big ones.

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But I really I couldn't watch that one. I didn't

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care how funny it may or may not have been.

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It was just too creepy to me to see it.

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And then to see the beauty standards actually shift a

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little bit to where so many women are trying to

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make themselves look like the weighans is in White Chicks

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is truly disturbing. Nothing moves, it's all like there's no

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line wrinkled anywhere. You just look like you're wearing some

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sort of prosthetic mask. And the overblown lips certainly don't help.

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Yeah, and you draw a lot of attention, and attention

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is not something that I've had a lot of growing

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up in getting to the age that i'm at.

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Yeah, So this guy's talking about how he likes the

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attention now when he's masking as a woman.

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Well, it's not the same attention you get. It's not like.

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There's such thing as bad attention. And I feel like

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that's more like what you're getting this is not positive attention.

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No, this is like free can people out attend?

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Yeah, attention, I mean it's it's the biggest problem of

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today's society and it. It's in so many issues. It's

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that where people have co opted issues and taking it

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to the extreme. Is it's not because they really believe

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in it, it's because they want the attention.

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Yeah, any means necessary. We're in an influencer culture world,

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and you'll do it by any means necessary.

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You know what they always say, you have to have

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your niche he found one. Congrats?

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Yay?

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Oh god, Okay, Well, I don't think there's ever been

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a better timed story.

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Than this one. All right, here we go.

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If I can get this pulled up properly, I need

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a sound effect of transition.

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Here, here we go.

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A man used a massage gun on his tired eyeballs.

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It went exactly as you would expect. I look, I

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would normally frown on this, but after seeing what we've

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just seen with the masking, I'm kind of open to

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it now.

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Oh man, I mean, hello, how stupid are you?

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This is a tiepod generation?

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I know it really is.

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He had retinal tears and bruises from squishing his eyeballs

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with the therapy gun.

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Can he see?

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A man in Scotland came up with an eye popping

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plan to try to pamper his pooped peepers. Ophthalmologists discovered

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it when the man, who was in his twenties, appeared

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at an eye treatment center in Edinburgh. He told them

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he had noticed increasing floaters and flashing lights in his

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right eye over the previous six days.

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According to a case.

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Report, the man said he hadn't had any eye or

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head injuries before the vision problems began, and that his

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family didn't have a history of eye disorders that might

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explain it. Besides having mild near sight in this and

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eating glasses, he usually didn't have any issues with his eyes.

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When the doctors took a close look, they were surprised

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to find that both of his eyes were in terrible shape.

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His right eye had multiple retinal tears widespread retinal bruising

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in a condition called retinal dialysis, a retinal break at

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the junction of the front of the eye. It's usually

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seen after a significant eye injury. In his left eye,

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he had more widespread bruising and six full thickness rips

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in his retina yep. Given the findings, they had questions.

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They pressed him on any untoward things that might have

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happened to his battered orbs. The man then reluctantly admitted

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he'd been trying to soothe his tired eyes with a

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percussive massage gun.

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Like, do either of you have the there a gun?

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No, I'm afraid of it.

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It's terrifying. It works, but it's terrifying. Ain't no way

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I would put that anywhere near my face.

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I have a knockoff there a gun, and I mean

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it's fine. But even if it was just a normal

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and one of those just massagers, like no, you're not

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gonna put it.

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No, yeah, if you have, if it has a pulse, start,

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don't put it near your face.

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But again, this is a generation that's you know, made

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a guy that hits himself in the face with a

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hammer very popular.

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That's true to just putting like cucumber slices on the

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eyes while you lay down and relax, Like why is

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that too easy?

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Or just get just an ice pack?

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Yeah, like our cold wash cloth. There's a number of

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things that you could have gone to besides the they're

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a gun.

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It's amazing when you watch period movies and television shows

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like the old Western things, it's amazing the ailments that

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get cured, the bullet holes that get cured, the fevers

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that get reduced from a simple washcloth. Now this guy,

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I give him credit because he didn't just use the

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regular massage therapy gun attachment. No, no, no, he went

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specifically with the attachment shaped like a bullet.

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The point one. No, that's the worst one.

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Describing the man as a hesitant historian, the doctor said

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he eventually confessed to using the massage gun directly on

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and around both eyes on a weekly basis for three

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months what to help with his eye fatigue.

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This wasn't just a one time thing. And he pops

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them out of the sockets like what the actual hell?

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Oh god.

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They noted that he did not have a history of

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psychiatric conditions or drug use keyword there, that these to

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be included as yet.

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Now he does, yeah yeah, now he.

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Does seems to have a history of stupidity.

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Mm hmm.

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Yeah. You know, this is not his first foray into stupidity.

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He's done some other really dumb stuff like like, don't

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get me wrong, when I was a kid, I did

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dumb stuff. I tried to be a paratrooper with a

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with a grocery sack off the off the you know house.

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But that was yeah, that was one story, and I

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did it once I learned my lesson this guy that.

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You were in like foster care or something. Is that

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what they told you, Hey, take a bag and jump

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off the house. Most of us did it with umbrellas.

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I mean, at least, you know, I had a little

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Mary Poppins esque flair to it. You just got a grow.

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They didn't.

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They didn't show us in the foster home because they

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didn't want to give us any hope.

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Was it paper or plastic?

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It was it was plastic because it had the handle.

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Probably had holes in it too.

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Yeah it did.

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Yeah. Uh.

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The doctors, by the way, acknowledged that percussive massage therapy

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may be helpful for some soft tissues like muscles and things,

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but don't.

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Use it on your eyeballs.

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No, unless you just watch the TikTok video about masking

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that tray sent you in the middle of the night

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like I did, in which case, my therapy gun should

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be here sometime this afternoon.

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I look forward to my first treatment.

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Won't help me, won't You're in trehouse us online, a treehouse.

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But Dan, when you have a stroke, that's who's going

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to be pushing you around right up to the roller

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coaster gotta hate you.

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You are the perfect candidate for this. You have a

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small problem. You know, you have a small problem them

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coming to look at it is free, and you still

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haven't called them. I know because I asked Daniel every

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single week and he's like, no, she hadn't called yet.

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Sorry. And here's the thing. I know the neighborhood in

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which you live.

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I don't have the exact address, but based on what

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you've told me, I can find it and I can.

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Point them in the direction.

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So either I'm going to have them roaming up and

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down your streets, or you can just call them yourself.

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all right? Today is Wednesday, June twenty third, Sorry, June

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twenty fourth, twenty twenty six.

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Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

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It's a very controversial birthday coming on this as well,

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so stay with me here, all right. We are going

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to start with probably the greatest soccer player of all time.

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Lionel Messi is thirty nine today.

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Oh he was just in Dallas, or is in Dallas.

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And didn't I see this trace?

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I know you've been following the World Cup more than

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me because you have a new kickass TV, so you've

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watched a lot of soccer over the weekend. I think

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he just in a recent match scored a goal to

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become the World Cup leading scorer of all time.

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I think on Monday, yes, he broke the record and

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then added another one. I think he has scored all

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five of Argentina's goals and but yeah, he is now

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the all time World Cup men's score.

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It's impressive.

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Yeah, thirty, it really is.

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Yeah, and he just turned just turned thirty nine, So

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happy birthday to him scoring all of his team's goals,

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including the hat trick I believe in their first match,

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So happy birthday.

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And the fans were so excited because we played at

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Dallas Stadium that the security actually finally had to make

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them leave. They they would and did not want to leave.

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They were celebrating and drinking and having a good time.

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And I think it was like forty five minutes after

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the match was over, they're like, all right, guys, you'll

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have to leave.

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They got kicked out.

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You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

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Wander over to Texas Live or walk down to Humper Dams.

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Oh no, oh, did you You should have seen the

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pictures of Clyde Warren Park crazy crazy?

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Yes?

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Oh really, yeah, I didn't see that was and.

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That was just I think the fans that didn't go

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to the game.

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I thought that was from the day before the game

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where they were like having kind of a parade type

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situation and getting like rowdy and ready for the game,

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and then they.

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All I thought that was like one of the watch parties.

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But maybe right it might be both from the sound

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of it, I mean, they might still be partying.

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We just don't know where.

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I mean, it's crazy around here, has it.

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Have you guys noticed any difference in the traffic or

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anything with your day to day?

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No?

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Really, it's like, I mean, seventy five sucks always it's

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but actually even people, you know, good job on for

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Arlington PD because I know people that commute back and

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forth from Fort Worth and they said, actually, the traffic

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around the stadium really wasn't that bad yesterday or on

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Monday with the with.

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The get I'll say props to DPD because there are

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a lot of them are staying at the Adelphice in

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downtown Dallas. I work across the street from there, and

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they have done a really good job of keeping all

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of the traffic moving and escorting the buses in and

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out that it has not affected at all the work week.

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It's crazy, Like I'm impressed.

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Also, a good job on DPD putting some officers up

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at the Adelphis.

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There's like at least eighty that are sitting outside at

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all times.

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You didn't say they're staying there.

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No, they're not staying there.

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Sure' there, Trey, And I know our fair of or

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used to know our fair share of DPD officers. There's

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some that are crashing. I have no doubts in my body,

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you know, I hope they are other birthdays today. Creator

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of The Mindy Project, rider and Star and producer of

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the Office. For those that didn't realize she had her

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hands all up in that and he CALLI is forty

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seven today. Solange Knowles is forty Beyonce's younger sister.

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Uh.

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Is she the one that got up on jay Z

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in the elevator, like not in the sexual way, but

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like attacked him.

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Yeah, after I guess he had cheated on Beyonce.

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Man, you've you're jay Z.

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You're one of the all time greatest hard like rappers

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in history and your wife's sister is beating you down

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in the elevator.

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She's a good sister, Yeah she is.

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Uh.

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Minka Kelly, actress is forty six, best known for roles

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in a Friday Night Lights.

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Titans, and Euphoria. I can't remember.

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I think she is the daughter of one of the

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guys from Aerosmith, I remember correctly.

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Oh in real life, Yeah, yeah, real life.

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I think she's I think she's a daughter of one

477
00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:49.640
of like the bassist, either the bassist or the guitarist

478
00:25:49.799 --> 00:25:51.000
in Aerosmith.

479
00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:52.599
Chryil check me on that.

480
00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:56.440
Mick Fleetwood is seventy nine. Lionel Messi I mentioned that

481
00:25:56.599 --> 00:25:59.799
he is thirty nine. Dustin Johnson is forty two Major

482
00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:03.519
champion and one of golf's longest hitters and the contra

483
00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:04.319
Yes Tray.

484
00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:06.960
He was kind of a fill in for Aerosmith in

485
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:10.079
the early eighties when they were having their He was

486
00:26:10.119 --> 00:26:13.839
like eighty one to eighty four their crapp Eat drug Time.

487
00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:17.640
Oh yeah, okay, he was. Well it still counts. He's

488
00:26:17.680 --> 00:26:19.559
not one of the main era eights, but he's like

489
00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:20.519
Aerosmith plus one.

490
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:22.480
You know what, very few people can say they were

491
00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:24.440
in Aerosmith, So I'll give it to him.

492
00:26:24.599 --> 00:26:26.359
Yeah, I wasn't as much as I would have loved

493
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:30.599
to have been. So the controversial birthday to day JJ

494
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:36.200
Abrams is sixty. What are your thoughts on JJ Abrams?

495
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:38.160
What's the controversy?

496
00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:43.480
Yeah, he's a creator of Lost. Yeah, he's the director

497
00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:46.680
of two of the three Star Wars films that came out.

498
00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:47.359
Yeah.

499
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:52.359
He was also director of one or two of this

500
00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.759
Star Trek reboots and, according to my notes here, inventor

501
00:26:56.839 --> 00:27:03.400
of approximately seventy three percent of hollywoodland Flair. I had

502
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:05.640
no idea what Lynz Flair was until I saw a

503
00:27:05.720 --> 00:27:07.000
video one of years ago about j.

504
00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:07.640
J Abrams.

505
00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:09.640
And that's one of those things I can't undsee, Like

506
00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:14.000
all his stuff it's like Lynnce flairlyn you know I I.

507
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:17.759
In general think he's brilliant. He the Star Treks were great.

508
00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:21.559
It's just Star Wars. The Star Wars, especially the last

509
00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:24.920
one he did, will hang on him forever. And that's

510
00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:27.279
his biggest that that's gonna be where most people have

511
00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:29.720
the problem with him. Other than that, I mean, he's

512
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:31.000
done some great stuff.

513
00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:35.640
He was also responsible. He's the guy behind back Robot productions,

514
00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:37.480
so he also did Alias.

515
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:42.599
Back in the day, some of the Mission Impossibles, Armageddon.

516
00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:45.400
I had no problem with this.

517
00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:49.599
Regarding Henry, Oh, immediately salvage.

518
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.079
That's one of my that's one of my Harrison Ford

519
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:56.240
dark Horse favorites. Like as a Harrison Ford fan, it's

520
00:27:56.319 --> 00:27:59.119
really easy to say Indiana Jones. It's really easy to

521
00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:03.279
say Star Wars obviously, even his you know time as

522
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:06.759
Jack Ryan with the Clancy movies. Oh yeah, but if

523
00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:11.559
you've never seen Harrison Ford and regarding Henry, then you

524
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.720
have not seen Harrison Ford. Oh such a good movie.

525
00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:18.799
Oh my god, I'm emotional.

526
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:19.079
Finger.

527
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:20.480
I was about to be like, do we need a

528
00:28:20.519 --> 00:28:21.759
moment of silence.

529
00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:21.799
For you, Dan?

530
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:23.119
Maybe a little bit.

531
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:25.359
Uh. Also one of my other ones and I love

532
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:29.519
throwing this one out. Is What Lies Beneath is another.

533
00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:33.119
Harrison Ford that is a great horror flick. And if

534
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:35.359
you say it's not you suck, that's.

535
00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:36.680
A good movie. I agree.

536
00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:39.519
And the other thing I all was thought about that

537
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:41.359
movie is it was written by Clark greg the guy

538
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:42.519
that played Colson.

539
00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:44.880
In the mcuh. So there you have it. There are

540
00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:45.799
your birthdays today.

541
00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:50.160
In side of the treehouse, there is a major warning

542
00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:54.000
from the Transportation Security Administration. I don't know if all

543
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:55.920
of us need to know about it, but enough people

544
00:28:56.000 --> 00:29:00.640
need to know about it. Trey, you mentioned the other

545
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.279
day that some of the World Cup fans that are

546
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:06.960
in America from other countries have absolutely fallen in love

547
00:29:07.079 --> 00:29:09.319
not just with you know, certain parts of American culture,

548
00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:10.680
but some of our food.

549
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:17.359
And one of our favorite condiments, specifically ranch dressing.

550
00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:23.039
Yeah, they've fallen. I mean it's been fun to see, like, yeah,

551
00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:25.880
so many of the Europeans are like we've been lied

552
00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:30.720
to about America. Yea, but yeah, they the food they

553
00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:35.720
generally love. But I don't know why ranch really isn't

554
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.640
available in Europe, but I have a feeling it will be.

555
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:42.160
I don't either between that and the guy from England

556
00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:44.640
who discovered shiner. I mean, if you could buy a

557
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.480
stock in shiner and ranch dressing, get on it right now.

558
00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:52.240
Screw the guy. The video of Ella Langley opening her

559
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:56.839
beers with her her foot like like literally she stands

560
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:01.880
up and kicks from behind and opens the beers. That's done,

561
00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:03.799
shining more good than anything.

562
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:08.079
All right, So Ella Langley, shiner foot beer.

563
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:11.759
Just beer opening, probably beer bottle open.

564
00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:14.720
We have our assignment today, Dan, I know.

565
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:15.799
What the rest of my day is going.

566
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:22.799
It's slick. I have seen I have seen in thirty

567
00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:25.079
years and being in around bars, I have seen a

568
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:28.599
lot of very creative ways open beers. This one is

569
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:34.279
the winner. Uh it's it's top top three, top three.

570
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:36.000
Okay, that's solid.

571
00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:38.119
I mean, I don't know how many takes it took

572
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:41.680
her to get the video, but it doesn't matter. It's

573
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.960
actually if you want just humor, once you see it,

574
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:47.079
then your your algorithm will take you to all the

575
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.440
fails and and they're even more entertaining.

576
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:52.240
Oh awesome, Okay, So I'd rather my algorithm be filled

577
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:55.400
with that than the masking stuff that you keep sending me.

578
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.799
The TSA is reminding world cup visitors not too. We

579
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:04.160
see three point four ounces of dressing and their carry

580
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:08.000
on that No, this is straight from the TSA's social

581
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:11.720
media verified account. If you're visiting for a very large

582
00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:15.960
sporting event and you happen to discover ranch while you're here,

583
00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:19.200
please pack it in your checked bag on the way home.

584
00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:19.640
Thank you.

585
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:24.319
Okay, And then a follow up, Okay, please avoid chugging

586
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:26.000
your ranch outside security.

587
00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:27.680
The airlines will check it for you.

588
00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:31.119
Do they not just have like.

589
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:34.400
Amazon or ups where they can order it ahead of

590
00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:35.960
time and have it sent to their house.

591
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:36.799
I don't know.

592
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:41.200
And then another follow up days since the last airport

593
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:42.519
ranch incident zero.

594
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:46.680
I love that it's a whole thing.

595
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:48.559
Yeah, And then another one.

596
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.160
Yes, so your carry on wasn't actually made for checks

597
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:54.799
four bottles of ranch and a taser.

598
00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:58.079
It really is amazing. The thing is that people will

599
00:31:58.119 --> 00:31:59.480
try to sneak through security.

600
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:00.279
Yeah.

601
00:32:01.079 --> 00:32:04.400
And it's it's real that they actually posted a a

602
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:07.839
photo of all the liquid bottles and things that say, Okay,

603
00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:13.000
here's your maximum liquid stuff and there's a full on

604
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:18.519
Oh god, this is awful. It's like a full bottle

605
00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:23.559
of great value ranch dressing. Oh, they're not even trying to.

606
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:27.440
They're not even taking the good stuff back.

607
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:33.960
No, no, Walt, if you haven't had it, then you

608
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:37.839
know bad bad ranch is like you know pizza.

609
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:41.400
Yeah, you're right, it's still but like you might as

610
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:44.400
well win in Rome, get the high quality stuff while

611
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:44.839
you're here.

612
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:47.359
But they may not know any better. You know, you're right.

613
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:49.920
It's like even like if you don't know bad pizza's

614
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:51.799
good pizza if you've never had it before.

615
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:56.160
So they were smart, they'd be taking like the packets

616
00:32:56.240 --> 00:33:02.599
of ranch that how to make it correct? H I

617
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:04.440
don't know how if they have a lot of sour cream,

618
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:09.240
but I damn sure know they have buttermilk. And that's that. No,

619
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:12.160
it's not just that that ranch dressing is supposed to

620
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:14.839
be made with buttermilk, not sour cream. Ranch dip is

621
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:15.720
made with sour cream.

622
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:18.960
Okay, It's particular about their ranches.

623
00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:20.839
And restaurants for a long time.

624
00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:23.240
And like I know the drill.

625
00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:26.200
I know the great Value ranch when I tasted because

626
00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:28.599
the spot near our old house and Carleton. I know

627
00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:30.480
it because I saw them walk in from Walmart and

628
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:31.839
that I would taste it. And so I'm like, I

629
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:32.319
know what that is?

630
00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:37.000
What is if you go to the store, what is

631
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:39.960
your go to This is something that may may split

632
00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:44.079
the treehouse. What is your go to ranch brand? Rebecca?

633
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:48.400
So, I think we go back and forth between some stuff,

634
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:50.359
but right now it's Ken's. I'm real hot on the

635
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:52.279
Kin's Ranch, the Buttermilk Ranch.

636
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.079
Got it, Trey, what's your go to store ranch?

637
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.200
I mean, I I don't like any of them, but

638
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:01.519
Ken's would be one of them. There's another one and

639
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:03.000
I just can't think of the name. It comes in

640
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:06.400
a jar and typically it's in the refrigerated part of

641
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:15.320
the store, but it's store ranches. It's all Newman's isn't

642
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:15.719
bad either?

643
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:17.519
Oh yeah, that's it. I like Newman's too.

644
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:20.079
I think I think my store ranch because I went

645
00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:22.280
through a phase where I would try to find the

646
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:24.199
best and so I did a ranch thing, and so

647
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:26.280
I all the ones I tried, but I remember, I

648
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:27.760
think Wishbone was my go to.

649
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:30.519
Okay, but.

650
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:33.000
Ri I p to.

651
00:34:33.079 --> 00:34:35.199
One of my favorite ranch dressings of all time at

652
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:37.679
a restaurant was at Snookies. Snookies was a spot that

653
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:40.400
had a handful of locations around DFW. There was the

654
00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:44.880
last one I believe was the one on Lemon in

655
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:49.280
Dallas sort of like not sort of like Lemon and

656
00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:51.199
Oaklawn kind of area. Yeah, it was just I was

657
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:55.159
actually the first day and the last they had I

658
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:58.280
believe one of the best ranch dressings I have ever had.

659
00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:01.159
Oh I missed that place. Their ranchska.

660
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:04.559
If we're going to talk about missing ranch, there's a

661
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.079
place in Dallas called Pizza Getty and they have the

662
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:09.000
best ranch tasty.

663
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:09.320
Yeah.

664
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:11.159
So if you like pizza and you like pizza in

665
00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:12.199
your ranch and your.

666
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:15.119
Pizza no, I like, I like pizza in my ranch.

667
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:17.320
Yeah. I think they have the best. I think they

668
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:18.400
have the best ranch.

669
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:20.400
Trey best restaurant ranch.

670
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:24.639
M it's hard, right.

671
00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:29.440
If you were gonna smuggle at home.

672
00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:36.159
A place called t ABC they have a really good ranch.

673
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:39.280
I've said my old place that I used to run,

674
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:40.880
Ivy Tavern excellent ranch.

675
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:42.960
Oh yeah, that was good.

676
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:46.280
But again, and I also know they're homemade. So that's

677
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:52.440
that's when you know what's good. Uh. JBC has good

678
00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:55.199
ranch too, So I mean a standard port.

679
00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:59.920
There you have it. We are the ranch connoisseurs. You're welcome.

680
00:36:03.199 --> 00:36:11.639
Ranch che chewies. Uh Jason's Deli surprisingly.

681
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:28.400
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682
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:33.679
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683
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687
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688
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689
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Listen to check Haunted a F Haunted af dot com.

690
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:06.960
Back inside the Treehouse, Dan Trey and Rebecca. Okay, before

691
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:09.159
I dig in, I'm going to ask you right off

692
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:09.559
the top.

693
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:14.760
Trey. In a romantic relationship, should you live together before

694
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:15.599
you get married?

695
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:23.119
Yes? I was hoping too. Then she disappeared. I'm so sorry.

696
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:29.119
It is bad, Rebecca, before you get married, do you

697
00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:31.119
believe that a couple should live together?

698
00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:32.840
I am team.

699
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:36.800
No, really, it's be fun, all right.

700
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:37.360
This is gonna be good.

701
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:37.920
Okay.

702
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:40.960
Most couples live together before they get married, but there

703
00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:43.960
are some who wait until they tie the knot to

704
00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:49.400
move in together. On Reddit's Unpopular Opinion sub one person

705
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:52.199
claims that living together before marriage is not necessary if

706
00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:57.199
you pay attention while dating. She believes most people keep

707
00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:59.239
their eyes closed while dating and then all of a

708
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.480
sudden feel the need to open them once they shark.

709
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:10.599
Once they shark, I'm sorry, what Once they start sharing spaces,

710
00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:12.280
she writes.

711
00:38:12.360 --> 00:38:14.280
I went over to his house, he went over to mine,

712
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:17.679
and we saw how one another lived hundreds of times

713
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:20.840
before getting married and living together. We got married and

714
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:22.920
he moved in with me, and the only issues we

715
00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:25.559
ever had was that he was used to leaving the

716
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.039
toilet seat up and I was a bit messy.

717
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.000
That's it. They've been married for eight months.

718
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:33.039
Eight months.

719
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:33.960
Eight months.

720
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:37.639
They got no cred in the game here, I'm sorry,

721
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:38.800
eight months, they got no.

722
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:41.480
Cred, No like, get get back with me?

723
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:43.880
Eight years I'm in nineteen years.

724
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.119
Okay, So, Rebecca, you and your husband you did not

725
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:48.639
live together before you got married.

726
00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:49.519
Did not know?

727
00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:51.320
How long did you date before you got married?

728
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:51.920
Uh?

729
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:55.360
I think two years? And then prior to that though,

730
00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:56.559
we were like best friends.

731
00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:00.480
Okay, so you knowed him a long time? Yeah, long time,

732
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:02.000
So that probably helped.

733
00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:04.760
I'm assuming you went to his place, he went to

734
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.000
years a lot before you got married.

735
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:08.880
Oh yeah, for sure, I mean like we hung out

736
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:09.760
all the time.

737
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:14.119
Were there any surprises when you guys actually moved in.

738
00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:19.920
I mean yes, but nothing that was like crazy. I

739
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:22.239
like the surprise. I think it leaves like a little

740
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:27.440
bit of mystery or whatever, like finding out the unknown

741
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:29.679
if you will, Okay, I enjoy.

742
00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:33.159
That, Trey. Do you enjoy the unknown?

743
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:38.360
No, Trey and I could never live together. I can

744
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:40.480
already tell you that I agree.

745
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:42.400
And Trey and I are on the same page here

746
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:43.519
because I look.

747
00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:45.039
Now.

748
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:47.239
Granted, you know, my wife and I we were together

749
00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:49.960
for three years before we got married. I mean not

750
00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:52.159
only did we live together before we got married, we

751
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:55.440
basically started living together not long after we started dating.

752
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:58.119
I mean, you couldn't separate us, and Trey could probably

753
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:02.239
vouch for that, so it was very easy for us.

754
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:04.639
There wasn't even a conversation. It was just we're just

755
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:06.719
there all the times. It's like, why don't we just

756
00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:10.119
make this official? Kind we did sure, so within I

757
00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:16.159
think I don't know, four three, four, five months we

758
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:20.119
were we had our own place, uh near Lakewood off Ross.

759
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:21.360
But anyway.

760
00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.079
Some of the commentors, of course, on Unpopular Opinion on

761
00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:26.320
Reddit had thoughts on whether or not you should live

762
00:40:26.360 --> 00:40:29.519
together before you Then one person says you were the exception,

763
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:31.559
not the rule. I would have been married and divorced

764
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:36.639
multiple times had had we not lived together first. One

765
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:38.920
person says, I don't believe you truly know someone until

766
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:40.159
you've traveled with them.

767
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:44.639
That I completely agree with.

768
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:46.079
Yeah, yeah, wholeheartedly.

769
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:46.880
Yeah.

770
00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:49.679
They say that's true for both for both intimate and

771
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:51.519
non intimate relationships.

772
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:52.000
Agreed.

773
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:57.920
Commentors also added in other sort of tests to a relationship,

774
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:02.519
traveling together is a big one, but they also said

775
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:06.480
together to truly know the other person, you need to

776
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:07.320
hang wallpaper.

777
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.239
No, you got to go to Ikea man, yeah.

778
00:41:12.760 --> 00:41:18.679
Or install a ceiling fan together. And Rebecca, you're on

779
00:41:18.719 --> 00:41:20.159
the right page there. If you go to like going

780
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:22.360
to Ikea, the story is one test on its own,

781
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.079
but if you're having to find a piece of furniture

782
00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:27.599
to put together, that absolutely will tell you a lot

783
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:28.480
about the other person.

784
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:31.559
Let me tell you I've been married nineteen years. We

785
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:35.480
have we have been to Ikea once and almost ended

786
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:39.000
in divorce, and then we put together an Ikea cabinet

787
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:43.800
later on and we almost ended in divorce. So those

788
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:46.800
that's that is honestly the true testament to any relationship.

789
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:50.880
I feel. So you and your husband are big on

790
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:54.840
the solid furniture, then no, no put together.

791
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:57.559
Stuff one time. That's all it took one time. We

792
00:41:57.639 --> 00:41:59.639
will never ever go back together.

793
00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:01.920
My wife is the opposite.

794
00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:04.920
So look, I will be the first to admit I'm

795
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:06.920
a bit of a princess when it comes to certain things.

796
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:11.199
When we have moved, Trey, I knew that would prick

797
00:42:11.239 --> 00:42:13.719
you up. As he puts his phone down and raises

798
00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:17.960
his eyebrow. Uh, whenever we've moved into a new place,

799
00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.079
typically what would happen is I would go to work

800
00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:22.440
and come home and she's already unpacked everything. And then

801
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:23.960
when I get home, she has to then give me

802
00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:27.960
orientation of where everything is. There is no waiting rind like,

803
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.639
she just does stuff good for her. Yeah, and then

804
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:32.840
when it comes to like building furniture and stuff like

805
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.920
building with like I don't like she's not sawing down

806
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:37.440
trees and she's not a carpenter. But when it comes

807
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:40.119
to putting furniture together, like a desk or something something

808
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:43.559
from office depot, she will dump that entire box out,

809
00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:48.800
put that thing together, and she gets so proficient at

810
00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:52.239
it that this is her weird desire. She wants to

811
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.800
go buy more of them and put them together and

812
00:42:54.960 --> 00:43:01.519
sell the people because her legos. Really and honestly, that's

813
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:03.719
not a bad side gig if you really wanted to.

814
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:06.199
It's like, hey, I already put this desk together once

815
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:07.880
I now know how to do it. It's kind of

816
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:10.559
a wasted skill unless you go back and buy a

817
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:12.519
bunch more and put them together and you know, up

818
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:13.559
the price buy a bunch.

819
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:13.920
Yeah.

820
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:16.039
So that's what I mean when I'm a bit of

821
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:19.320
a princess when it comes to certain things, and I'm

822
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:22.239
very fortunate we can get we can go get a

823
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.840
shelf or something that's in a one inch box and

824
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:26.639
it'll be put together in an hour and a half

825
00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:28.000
and I don't have to even worry about it.

826
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:33.320
Are you a passenger princess too, or just a pillow princess?

827
00:43:33.480 --> 00:43:35.199
I am also a passenger princess.

828
00:43:35.360 --> 00:43:37.559
I'm just going I am going to ignore the pillow

829
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:40.199
princess thing that you touched on there, because that's not you.

830
00:43:41.239 --> 00:43:43.559
But we are actually about to travel this week, and

831
00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:46.719
Tara has not only already got it all planned out,

832
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:49.920
but she and along with chat GPT have worked up

833
00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:53.280
a beautiful I can't see worked up a beautiful itinerary

834
00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:56.639
of all of our travel plans and color coded graphics

835
00:43:56.800 --> 00:43:57.840
and all sorts of things.

836
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:01.639
I am also a passenger princess and a travel princess.

837
00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:03.239
And my favorite thing is when people are like, what

838
00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:05.639
hotel are you staying at? Where are you going? I

839
00:44:05.840 --> 00:44:09.320
have no idea. I cannot answer that question. That is

840
00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:12.119
how uninvolved I am in that planning.

841
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:16.360
Yeah, and it's not like I'm unwilling to help, it's just,

842
00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:20.280
oh I am. She's off to the races and there's

843
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:21.159
no way in hell I'm.

844
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:22.599
Gonna be able to keep up. So it's like, Okay,

845
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:27.880
she's got a handle. Uh, Trey, are are are you

846
00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:29.639
a are you a travel princess?

847
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:34.960
Or is it just me? It's just you now? But

848
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:39.159
I bet I will say this. Uh. I've gotten better

849
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:44.360
over the years. But traveling is definitely something as a

850
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.599
couple that that you will find out a lot about

851
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:47.000
each other.

852
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:47.960
Uh.

853
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:50.679
But one of the things live together are not like

854
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:57.079
I am a firm believer and my ex I've lived

855
00:44:57.119 --> 00:44:59.280
with someone we didn't do this and it was a nightmare.

856
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:02.719
Like my ex and I, we had already agreed if

857
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:04.199
we were gonna move in together, we were going to

858
00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:06.239
have this separate bathrooms.

859
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:09.599
I do love a separate bathroom, that is for sure.

860
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:15.559
If you want your relationship to last for the long haul,

861
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:19.920
at the very least, have an extra half bath.

862
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:21.400
You just need that second toilet.

863
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:22.840
Separate toilet, yep.

864
00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:26.480
Not because not just because you're trying to keep you know,

865
00:45:26.760 --> 00:45:29.239
like the poopy smell away from each other kind of thing.

866
00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:30.400
That's part of it.

867
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:34.360
But the main reason is in case you go someplace

868
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:36.639
and you have some food that doesn't agree with both

869
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:39.719
of you at the same time, you need to have

870
00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:42.880
a plan because I don't think you want both of

871
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:44.599
you in there at the same time. One of you

872
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:46.559
gets to toilet and the other one crawls in the tub,

873
00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:48.639
and then you become closer than you ever wanted to be.

874
00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:52.320
That's an instant, lifelong bond right there.

875
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:53.159
Yeah.

876
00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:55.000
I don't know if you'll ever have sex again, but

877
00:45:55.079 --> 00:46:02.239
you'll be bothered yees. I mean, do you really can't

878
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:04.480
separate after that because no one else will take you?

879
00:46:04.599 --> 00:46:07.599
It's like, no, that's too much star Yeah, too much trauma,

880
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:08.280
too much starr, and.

881
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:12.719
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