EPISODE 26 - A Near Death Experience and The Scoliosis Test w/ Raj Sharma

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Welcome into the Treehouse. I'm Daniel
Malley along with Trey Trenholm, and because

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of a little uh casting shuffle,
we are joined in the Treehouse today by

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actor, comedian and friend, longtime
friend of the show and the Treehouse,

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Raj Charma. Hello, Raj,
Hi, buddies, what's going on?

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Oh? You know, just three
card monte with heads. Yeah, I

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see that. It is. It
is. It's been too long, but

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it is uh great to see you
and talk to you, Raj. Yeah.

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And um, are you guys both
wearing the same color, by the

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way, or did we plan this
out? It's the No, it wasn't

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a plan, but I guess Tray
and I SYNCD up and it kind of

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works out because it actually is uh. Even though we don't do video on

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the show, we use it during
the show to look and talk to one

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another. Maybe maybe one day we'll
throw some video around. It looked like

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you guys sort of like a like
a like a best Buy competitor and like

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this is the break. They're like, okay, let's get let's let's get

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a show out. Let's do this
real quick before we gotta But instead of

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blue shirts, we're gonna go with
purple, purple. But it actually is

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kind of fitting into our personalities because
I'd say traditionally, Tray is a little

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more a little more proper and traditional. I'm a little more laid back.

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So I've got a T shirt that's
purple and Trays purple. Oh that's a

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polo Oh of course, of course. But to Tray's credit, he's much

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more relaxed now. I think in
what has happened is since he got out

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of the corporate world, and maybe
it's also related to him being sober now

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for but six seven years, Trey, yeah, almost seven. Trey's uniform

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used to be button up shirt,
jeans and his boots. Now Tray is

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so relaxed now that he doesn't drink
or work in the corporate world anymore,

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which are probably somewhat related. Now
he's polo U khaki shorts and some on

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running sneaks. Oh that's nice.
Do you look like you could like you

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could from the waist up, you
dress like you could be deposed? Uh,

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and then and then and then in
your whole out it's like, hey,

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if golf breaks out, I'm ready
to go. Sadly, this is

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a sad truth. It was last
summer. So it's almost a year that

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I actually started wearing T shirts.
Other than that, for twenty plus years,

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no one had ever seen me in
anything but a college. So was

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it like so like okay, so
when you would go home, like would

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you like close the blinds, like
turn on some like really sexy music and

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throw a T shirt on and just
like like like just stare at yourself like

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this is what this is the real
meat, that exotic, it's a It's

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just it's a strange quirk I picked
up from my dad. My dad out

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in public always had a collar shirt
on and I and honestly, I just

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got tired during the summer it's so
damn hot. I was like, I

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wanted to breatheable shirt. Finally,
I was like, screw it, I'll

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just start wearing T shirts. I
was like, these are comfy. So

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you've been so you've been seventy since
you're a kid. I just need something

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breathable. And it's weird too,
because I have now seen Trey at the

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three different stages of his fashion life. So stage one, back when he

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worked in real estate, was a
really nice suit because a lot of the

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real estate that Trey did when he
was in real estate in Dallas. Four

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Worth was pretty specific. It was
high end real estate, and a lot

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of it was in you know,
Highland Park, University Park. And you

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can't walk in there like looking like
you just you know, rolled out of

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the Dart bus station. You've got
to look the part. So Trey war

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suits, and even when he started
in radio, he would do real estate

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some then he'd come to radio and
he'd still be wearing a suit and tie.

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Then he stopped doing real estate,
did radio only. That's when phase

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two of Trey's fashion life began.
That was the button down shirt, the

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jeans, and the cowboy boots.
Then he left radio, stopped drinking again,

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probably related and because he didn't need
to anymore, and started working in

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the bar businesses like okay, well, you know, cowboy boots not the

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most comfortable service industry shoes. So
now Trey's running a hugely successful not anymore

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because he quit. But then he
started running a hugely successful Dallas night spot,

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and he went more relaxed. He
went polo with he shorts and comfy

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running shoes. Yeah, the sad
thing that really precipitated me not wearing boots

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anymore. It's just I've hit an
age and for some reason, all of

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a sudden, my feet started killing
me. I'm like, screw that is

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old. Are you old enough to
know that Doctor Shouls doesn't do insults for

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cowboy boots? Yeah, it's like, I just need something breathable and art

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support. I'm like, good,
my god, I tell you right now,

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this is how it happened. Travis
probably scrolling through Instagram hoping to find

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the one ad that was a collaboration
between Luke Casey and Doctor Sholes, but

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it never happened. I think we're
onto a this is one perish. I'm

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gonna find them. I'm gonna find
them, and I'm gonna have these shoes.

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I'm gonna have boots made for you
with with art support and oddly breathable.

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I don't know, I'm gonna find
a breathable like it'll be air wicking

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ostrich. I hear the EMU doesn't
sweat. I don't know a truth about.

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One of the weirdest things is that, you know, in my mid

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forties, my feet grew a size
and I think it was because my arch

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is kind of collapsed. And okay, easy berry bonds unless you were on

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a massive amount of the stairs,
Like and my hat size, I have

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gone from a ten and a half
to eleven to eleven and a half.

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Did you hear that? Ladies drend
home coming on strong in middle age?

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You might want to go see a
doctor about this. I think a doctor

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would want to see him about this. You know, it's weird. My

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hands and feet just keep growing,
like you might want to see there might

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be a side effect from all the
yeager you've no longer drink. Honestly,

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are you getting nutrients back in your
body? That might actually be a part

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of it. Yeah. All of
a sudden I showed looking down at my

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you know, shoes, and so
glad sudden my big toe started rubbing through

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and sticking out, and I'm like, what the hell you like the Incredible

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Hulk like when he changes. Yeah, most people seem middle aged and getting

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over the hill as you know,
going downhill or his trays like he's just

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coming into his own finally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,

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I don't get me wrong, I'm
a fan of arts support, but I

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have a feeling like you you wait, like you wake up in the morning

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to yell at people about your lawn. That's what like, but you're ready

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to chase somebody down that threw something
on your lawn, Like that's where the

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shoes come in. You have a
breathable shirt because it's hot in the summer.

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I get it, buddy. I
mean it's your fashion and whatever makes

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you, whatever makes you happy,
and those are life goals. Like twenty

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years from now, then I want
to sit on a porch and chase people

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off my lawn. Twenty years from
now? Are you just dressing early for

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the part? I can't talk.
I've got three chains on for no reason.

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I don't know. Yeah, I'm
not sure why that is. I

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don't know if it's just I don't
know why that is. What you just

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you just need the jewelry you need. You need to bling someone to be

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like are you worried about being lost
in the dark. Yeah, well it's

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a superstition, so it's good luck
charms. And but like Dan's always been

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like I think your wedding I think
was the most dressed up I ever saw

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you. M yeah, that sounds
by right. And outside of that,

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outside of that, like your T
shirt collection must rival most people like I.

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If you if you ever want to, if you ever feel like you

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know, t shirting it there,
Trey, talk to that guy right there.

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No, no, no, Raj
is correct, Tray, I know

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the right brands. I know the
right brands and softness and hug you in

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all the right places. He's not
giving you like the low quality Gilden my

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friend. No, no, no, that's a Haynes with the tag less

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thing on the bat. That's what
we're brushed cotton. That's a he's a

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brush cotton kind of guy. Uh
poll tribelend. Oh okay, well now

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you're getting sexy. I didn't know
what kind of show this was. Apparently

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it's about fashion all of a sudden
ironic because the guy that just left would

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have loved the fashion discussion. Hi, Elfie should have stuck around the thing

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with Trey. I think what happened
with your feet is maybe it was your

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boots or the wrong size, Like
maybe you were your boots were too tight

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because you were wearing boots. There
were ten and a half. You stopped

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wearing boots and then your feet got
to relax to a normal size. Maybe

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that was it. Oh, but
that could be it actually, because I

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mean that's a different fit, right, and depending on the width of your

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flight. For some people I know
that. I like, i'd for Tony

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brothers that couldn't wear boots because they're
too wide. Yeah, there's big guys,

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so they couldn't. So it could
actually be that you were just hobbling

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yourself for like an ancient Chinese woman, except with col bindings binding your feet

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and that's that. But that's for
a very specific, very specific look here

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in in Dallas and and Trey actually
with with the boots that he wore.

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They were the tapered toe, so
they were kind of sharp at the end,

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as opposed to like that squared off
toe that got popular for a little

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while. Yeah, I had I
still have the areas that are the square

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toes because they can't do that.
Like that just looks painful. It's yeah,

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good. A good pair of boots
are one of the most comfortable things

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you can wear. I just I've
got to an age I just couldn't be

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on. You know, when you're
on your feet twelve hours a day.

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I have you come to tiresome?
Have you wound your pocket watch today?

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I don't know what is that?
Like? I'm just waiting for you to

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spit into a spatoon at some point, like you know what a good pair

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of boots. Puh, I could
dip in years ago? You were really,

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Oh, yeah, I quit.
I have. Actually I quit dipping

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about six months before I quit drinking. And it was the harder of the

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two. Really, Yeah, because
I haven't had a I haven't had a

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cigarette in a year. Good for
you, that's awesome, congratulations. Yeah.

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The I got I got sick in
July, and that's so that's where

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a lot of the so like the
feather is that I have there, that's

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the yeah. So that's the the
feather is the uh like, the spiritual

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like it's supposed to represent in Native
American culture is the great one, the

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all knowing, and it's it's connection
to us. Okay, that makes more

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sense because from what I remember,
you didn't smoke American spirits. I did.

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That was what I smoked at the
end, was it really? Okay?

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American spirit yellows man, That's what
I was going with. And then

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I had the evil eye thing.
And then I have the doorg of the

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Goddess the Protector because I got sick
in July and uh I had to go.

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It was in the hospital, so
technically, uh I was dead what

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yeah, Uh, technically, I
mean I was still talking, but uh

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they couldn't like I broke the record
for the lowest blood pH uh at that

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hospital or I'm probably ever I went
to the hospital was on July third.

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I was going to Kaboomtown and uh
getting things ready, getting you know,

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uh launch hairs and coolers filled,
and had a hot dog and I had

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a bud light and I was like, man, that bud light's not sitting

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that hot dog. I'm not.
It was just feeling nauseous. Did the

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bud light make you feel funny?
Like not quite? You like maybe need

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to be somebody else I was.
I was drinking with kid Rock and uh,

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we're getting as ak loaded and uh
but no, I just wasn't feeling

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well and I was like, I
think I'm gonna throw this up and it

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did and it was like all like
it was a couple and a half of

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blood. Oh yeah, So I
went to the paramedics take me to because

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I couldn't. I couldn't walk,
Like within the hour, I couldn't,

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like couldn't didn't have any energy to
walk. Is that because you were going

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you know, full fourth of July
and you were wearing like Tray's cowboy boots

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and khaki shorts. I know boots
and shorts. I was a hot bitch

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that day. Uh No went to
the hospital and they're like, um,

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they was wild. They so things
have changed. So things are changed now.

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So I get into the r and
this, uh, this young man

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comes to the door. I'm forty
seven now and this kid comes to the

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door and he looks nine, but
he's got He's got the uniform on right,

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he's got and I can see I
can see where it says MD at

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the end of his name. And
he goes, swear, do you this

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is noble? Uh? He goes, so bro, I went, oh,

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we're gonna start this Ah no,
no, no, no, no,

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no, he goes. He goes, I'm Jake, And I'm like,

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did you run my card? Did
anybody my insurance car? Did anybody

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run this? And he's like uh. And he gets all the blood work

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and they're taking a lot of blood. And this is the weird part is

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in their chaos because there's so much
happening. They were taking a lot of

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blood, but they weren't putting any
back. So I started to hyperventilate.

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So in my room, Uh comes
three very sweet short Filipino ladies. Do

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you need anything? Can I get
you into them? I'm like, blood

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would be great, because like my
blood, my blood pressures going through the

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roof, my heart rate is through
the roof. And uh. They finally

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get me on some some stuff for
nausea, and they gave me some anxiety.

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They thought I was having a panic
attack, and I'm like, nope,

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just you're taking all of my blood. You're not. You're not You're

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not giving me any back, or
even if you were having a panic attack,

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that was as a result of them
taking all of your blood. And

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night gets I mean like it was
like it was like tubes this long and

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like that. That's like the kind
of stuff that they would they would draw

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blood out of a cow exactly,
and they do like eight of them all

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at once, and I was like, and I mean I was poured it

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up like that. I had eight
total uh ports um for IVS and stuff.

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But at one point, my girlfriends
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feeling a lot better. I still
can't catch my breath, but I have

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a very serious question and you cannot
lie to me. He goes, Okay,

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what's going on? I was like, you have to tell me the

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one hundred percent truth. And I
was like yeah, and I just look

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over at the Filipino ladies and that
point I go, you can see them

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too, right, because my fear
was like that's who is coming to get

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me? And like my fear was
like being taken to heaven by three angry

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Filipino ladies. Like does the whole
time do you have your charger? Do

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you have your charger? They have
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I have my charger. Please leave
me alone. But then Jake comes

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back in and he you know the
rolling stool with the no bat. Yes,

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he gets on it and he rolls
up and he grabs me by.

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Well, hang on what he says
he gets on it? Did he do

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it like I imagine a doctor of
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feet on the stool like surfing in
or did he actually butt on? He

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walked? It was seamless. He
walked and as he walked he sat and

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roll Wait, don't don't get ahead
of yourself. Their new balance. So

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uh, he grabs me by like
mafia style, like grabs my hands and

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he goes bro and I go,
hmm. He goes you are a hot

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mess, and I go all right, and he goes but it's nothing Jake

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can't fixed, and then used me, I swear to you, used me

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to push off and then spun in
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I was like, that is that's
Jake. Everybody, I'm gonna I'm definitely

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going to die. Jake will kill
me today. But yeah, we get

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up to I was in the ICU
and uh, I had I've been taking

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some medication and some of it was
over the counter, UH for acid reflux,

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and apparently do not take prilosec if
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very dangerous. If you look on
the back of the thing, it says

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can mask the symptoms of a heart
attack. But I was getting because I

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was taking it. I was also
getting and also my diet was garbage and

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smoking and fast food and drinking and
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really really tiny ulcers about that big, but about one hundred of them.

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We're lining my stomach and it caused
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turned into pancrea titus. But when
they they walked in and again it's like

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vegas. So there's no clocks,
so you don't know how long you've been

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there, and that way they can
really run up your bill. I just

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got doubling down. Uh but uh, this this very sweet nurse came in

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and she looks at my girlfriend.
She goes, okay, how's he doing?

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And she's like fine, Like okay, how are you? I was

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like, Hi, can tell me
your name? I was like, yeah,

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gave her my name, David Bird
social Security. So do you know

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where you are? It was like
hospital because do you know which one?

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Presbyterian plane? She goes, okay, and how long have you been in

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a coma? And I just look
at my girlfriend and go how long have

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we been here? And apparently the
guy who was next to me was in

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a coma and intubated and his pH
was was higher than mine, and so

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they couldn't imagine how I was still
coherent. And so the name of my

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the new special that I'm working on
for stand up is called not Compatible for

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Life because on my chart it said
pH of six point nine or below not

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compatible for life, and your boy
was a five. Oh man. Yeah,

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So they're like, we don't know
how you're alive. And I was

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like, cool, let's get to
fix in me. Let let's let the

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wonderment wear off and let's let the
medicine start going. But at the end

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of it, they were like,
you know you're you're if you're ready to

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go. And I didn't realize just
being in bad for almost five days,

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I didn't realize how much weight I'd
lost. I went in at one seventy

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four and I came out at one
thirty four. Jesus j Yeah. So

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I I go to this big six
foot eight uh black nurse came in and

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he's like, uh, you might
want to get some might want to tell

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your girl to bring you some clothes. And I was like I'm good.

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He goes all right say it was
like all right, and then I was

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like all right. He's like going
to help you to the wheelchair. I

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was like, no, I got
He goes okay, and I stand up

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and my pants fall off, and
he goes, you want me to call

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her. I was like, yeah, that'd be it would be good,

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and I just kind of helped,
like he pulled up my pants and just

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kind of held onto him. He's
like, try to tell you. I

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was like, yeah, you did. He's like, you need some help

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to the wheelchair and I go nope. I took two steps and I looked

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at him and goes, I got
you basically picked me up and put me

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in the wheelchairs, like uh anything
else. I was like, I think

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I can make my way to the
to the car, and he goes,

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really, you're right, You're right, You're good. So I was sweatpants

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for for two and a half weeks. But now, so I say,

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quit drinking for seven eight months.
I had to go do a low fat,

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low sugar diet, no smoking,
um, and I just kind of

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kept it up. I mean,
I put the I put weight back on,

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so I'm back at the one seventy
one mark, but in the gym

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and uh and and doing all the
all the stuff. But I told the

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doctors what do I need to do
to never see you again? It's like,

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can you quit drinking for the next
three months? So I was like,

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you got it? He goes,
can you quit smoking forever? And

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I was like yes, And I'm
like in my head, I'm like,

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Okay, that's kind of a tough
one. But eight nurse walks in and

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goes, really you know you're gonna
quit. I'm like you, I'll do

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anything you tell me to do Sir
picked me up, but no, I

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was so that I know that he
said he quit dipping, and that's that

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was harder than so. I don't
know what was in the i VS.

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But like I had no like issue, like like with the drinking, though

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I didn't want to smoke. The
only thing that changed was sweets, like

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I and everybody's like, well,
it's because you quite drinking. I'm like

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in the hospital, I was like, can I before, like just when

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I got in, I'm like,
can I just have something sweet? And

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I don't know if it was whatever
was in the i VS or whatever it

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was. Uh yeah, listen,
first first day, everyone warned me,

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and I never I never liked sweets. First day and everyone it said,

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you know you're gonna just crave sweets. I'm like, no, there's no

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way. First day I quit drinking, I would have gutted somebody for a

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snickerdoodle. Uh yeah, that'll see
that. I've had friends that that quit

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drinking there like that, but be
careful. I'm like, okay, Like

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the only thing like I still liked
like Dan and I will have the affinity

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for peanut butter, Like I still
like peanut butter and I like chocolate,

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but I was never My thing was
sweet, like a sweet So like,

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uh, I did sprite zero with
a little a little great what is the

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stuff that you can pour in water, A little squeezeable stuff you know what

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I mean that it's like a hot
to flavor your water. Yeah, the

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MEO stuff. Yeah that, so
I would do that in like a sprite

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zero. Like to me, that
was like, oh, this is greater

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than anything ever to have existed on
this planet. Like that's kind of what

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I wanted. I don't know because
based on the description, I'm going to

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try one to trace Nick or Doodles
if he's willing to, you know.

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Yeah. But then but then it
was like then somebody was like, hey,

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do you want to scoop ice cream
with that? I'm like yeah,

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I'm not a big ice cream guy, but sure, And then how it

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took a bite. I'm like,
I'm an ice cream guy. Like do

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you want to brownie with that?
I'm like, of course I do.

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And then that was like I'm like
okay, but like the weird thing is

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like drinking and the gym and the
work like that stuff was like I haven't

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had a cigarette since but that was
never like it never even crossed my mind

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that I had quit smoking. It
was like months later I was like,

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oh, yeah, I haven't had
one of those. So when you were

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talking about like it being hard,
like I don't know what, Like,

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just find out what they were giving
me, and for anybody that's having a

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hard time quitting smunk, whatever they
were giving me outside of some weird lady

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trying to get me all ghacked out
on fent and all, I'm like,

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just don't just find out what it
is in that IV because it was like

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everybody says, that's the hardest thing
to do, and I was like,

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yeah, just it smells good sometimes, but that's about it. But I

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the dipping thing, I don't I
know guys that still like we'll quit drinking.

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I've quit drinking a dozen years.
They still Openhagen still got to get

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that that fix. So good on
you for doing that. But now you

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but now you got the vape.
Yeah. Visit us online at Treehouse on

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Air dot com. Time not a
welcome in our friend and sponsor Rodney Anderson

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here into the Treehouse his phone number
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Anderson dot com so let's start with
this today, Rodney. We talk a

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lot and have over the years about
how important the preapproval process is for someone

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getting into the home market. But
what are let's say, what are five

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major reasons people need to get pre
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you have a clear understanding of what
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preapproval process DAN can provide a clear
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how much money am I going to
need? And does this home fit into

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my budget? Number two, it
gives you increased negotiating power when you're preapproved

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and you've got and you're competing against
other offers. Realtors want pre approval letters.

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They're even calling us day in and
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customer, how strong is the preapproval
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well. Number three streamline homebuying process, meaning preapproval streamlines the homebuying process by

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reducing the time between binding your dream
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Number four, identify. It gives
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your credit and good inline or do
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Do you have a medical bill,
something that's hurting your credit. And last

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and fifth, confidence and peace of
mind. Preapproval. You know, you

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know who we are as a lender. You know that you have the negotiation

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power and you're able to go out
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a little as ten to fifteen days. So it gives you just a purchasing

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power and it gives you peace of
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speak to this from both ends of
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trying to sell a property, I
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let alone entertaining any serious offers unless
they were actually preapproved and gone through

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the entire process. And then as
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leg up on other potential buyers because
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entire thing. So from whether you're
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one, the preapproval process is absolutely
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here along with Terrey Trenholm, used
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be a funny radio show now occasionally
funny podcast along with our actor friend comedian

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Raj Sharma, who we just learned
thankfully did not die last year. Well

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what if I was? And you're
having a podcast. It's like the weirdest

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podcast ever. All the people that
are watching, like, who are they

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talking to? He's an angel?
Very very m Night Shamalani. It really

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is, except I hope this is
not. I hope this is not the

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m Night Shamalan movie where you call
it the happening where nothing actually happens.

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Yeah, he's the guy's brilliant.
I mean he's really good at going,

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Hey, look at the remember that
one movie I made? Yeah, what's

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by this one? Yeah? Yeah, by this one? What happens?

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Nothing? Thanks? And then he
run he runs away from half a decade.

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They're like they forget about him.
And then he sells you The Lady

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in the Water. You're like,
what didn't we just buy? Like it's

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he sold Lady in the Water.
He sold the script to Sony for sixty

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million dollars. Jesus, the script, Oh my god, the script and

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the producing writes and yeah, the
whole package. Okay, yeah, like

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sixty million dollars. I'm like,
well done, good for him, Good

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for him, good job. I'm
all about someone getting their bag when when

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they can. Yeah. My whole
thing is is I like people to have

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earned what they've what they've attained.
You know, I was supposed to would

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yeah like nah, here you go. You know, you kind of suck,

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but we're gonna give you a bunch
of but that. But that's the

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thing about Hollywood, Like if you
stick around long enough, they're like,

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oh, you're still here. Here's
money. They'll just at some point like

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they do that, They're like,
here's just makes something and then if they

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if it's good, they'll the other
networks and other studios will will buy that

406
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:57.799
idea. There was something I'm trying
to remember the name of the actor.

407
00:28:57.839 --> 00:29:00.880
It's on the tip of my tongue. I look it up real quick,

408
00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:04.440
so bear with me. Is it
Chris Cooper? Yeah, it is.

409
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:07.279
It's Chris Cooper. So this,
I think, is what you're talking about.

410
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.799
Roger is a good example of this. Chris Cooper's super generic name,

411
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:15.200
right, and you probably don't know
who he is based on his name,

412
00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:22.319
but he's now sort of this high
end character actor in Hollywood. But he's

413
00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:26.880
been in Hollywood forever. He's been
in tons of stuff. I guess.

414
00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:33.839
One of the first times I really
recognized huh. So you just looked him

415
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:37.599
up, didn't you, tree h
So when I first really started noticing him

416
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:41.880
setting outside of a random role was
when he was in The Born, one

417
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.799
of the Born movies, the first
Born movie, I think, and he

418
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.119
was sort of the bad guy.
He was supposed to be Jason Bourne's handler.

419
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:51.720
He was it was the Bourne identity, and he was the bad guy

420
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:55.240
in that. Ever since then,
he's been in all these amazing roles.

421
00:29:55.240 --> 00:30:00.160
He was in American Beauties and Sea
Biscuits, all these Yeah, yeah you

422
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:02.400
see him. You like, I've
had that guy. But for like twenty

423
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:06.480
years he was just there. And
now all of a sudden, because he's

424
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:10.519
been around for so long, everyone's
like, oh, let's get that role.

425
00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:12.640
That's got to be Chris Cooper because
he's fantastic. Well you didn't think

426
00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:18.000
it's fantastic thirty years ago. But
also like it is that thing where you're

427
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:22.079
like, he's been there long enough, he knows like he knows people that

428
00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:26.559
are that have moved up the ranks. So it is like the but like

429
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.400
when people are like, Hollywood is
not a meritocracy. Correct, Uh,

430
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:33.640
it's when people go, hey,
that's my buddy. He's been around forever

431
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:36.880
and I'm here now let me let
me, let me give him this part.

432
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:40.880
Yeah, this is this is for
him because you know, we stuck

433
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:42.279
around long enough, or we did
this, or we did ad like like

434
00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:48.480
a wild because you'll Jason Priestley for
the longest time. This is a great

435
00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:51.880
story. But he was the he
had two roommates and he was the working

436
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:55.799
actor. He was the It was
a guy that the one roommate had a

437
00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:57.599
car, and that guy would be
the one that Jason would be like,

438
00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:02.240
hey, listen, I'll introduce you
to the casting directors or the producers,

439
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.440
but you have to drive me to
the audition, and that roommates like,

440
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:07.240
cool man. I just appreciate all
the help and thank you so much.

441
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:11.599
And they went to casting went to
an audition for him, and he brought

442
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.960
this guy along because again that guy
had the car. Jason does not get

443
00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:18.319
the part. This guy does.
And now you know, Brad Pitt.

444
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:26.599
It's amazing how that stuff works.
It is amazing. Also like with the

445
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:30.200
like with the Chris Cooper guy,
he's an older guy and the age thing

446
00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:33.039
got me thinking, when you're old
enough, you start sticking around long enough,

447
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:36.000
you have a history built up,
you know people, you know certain

448
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:40.200
things, you can relate to certain
things. And it actually, strangely enough,

449
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:45.519
this reminded me of something Trey posted
recently on Trey was on your Instagram

450
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:48.440
story, so I don't know if
it's still up. It was this lady

451
00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:55.839
talking about being Oh I think I
remember now. It was how gen x

452
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.519
with those because I think all of
us are gen X right, we were

453
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.640
put We were really as a generation
put through the ringer as far as various

454
00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:10.720
things, especially things that weren't necessarily
dangerous for us, but we still had

455
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.079
to go through it. Like and
this is one of the things Trade posted,

456
00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:19.759
was this lady talking about this sort
of unfounded fear instilled in us as

457
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:25.960
children about scoliosis, because all three
of ushre of an aged where at one

458
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.920
point in elementary school, it was
they did the test when you have to

459
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.599
go into the nurse and you lined
up outside the nurse's office your entire class,

460
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:38.000
and you you walk and then one
at a time you go in.

461
00:32:38.680 --> 00:32:43.920
You pull up your shirt or take
it off, and then you bend over,

462
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:51.680
which just that description right there would
get you on like a cancel list

463
00:32:52.519 --> 00:32:57.720
immediately just right then. Yeah,
but then the nurse would then touch you,

464
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:00.799
but they were looking to see if
you had scoliosis, and most of

465
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.480
us really didn't understand what it was. And then they try to tell you,

466
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.119
oh, it's a curvature of the
spine, and I'm like, why

467
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:08.440
am I bending over? And why
do you have to do your finger?

468
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:13.440
It's like you would think as soon
as you Honestly, you would think if

469
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:15.720
you have scoliosis, it's pretty obvious
when you walk into the nurse's office,

470
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:22.839
if you're already been over or or
you look like a question mark. I

471
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:27.359
had completely thank you so much for
doing that, tray. I completely forgot

472
00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:30.680
about that we had to do that. That's can. I never knew anybody

473
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:35.559
with scoliosis, have you? Yeah, I do know a couple of people

474
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:38.839
that have the spine curvature, but
that's so with chiropractic and with traction,

475
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:43.720
Like there's a whole million there's a
million things inversion chairs and all that stuff

476
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:46.519
that you can fix that curvature of
your spine. But I forgot about that

477
00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:52.880
test. That's hilarious because that doesn't
even sound legal, Like no today,

478
00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:57.279
Like there's no way that's a test
Nowadays, you're gonna have to not only

479
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.680
send a permission slip home to be
signed, but the teacher, I'm sorry,

480
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:05.720
your parent may also have to be
present and bring an attorney. Yeah.

481
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:10.320
I two questions in my head,
like what day of nursing school is

482
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:15.519
that They're like, all right,
and now we teach about scolios. Everybody

483
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:22.280
index fingers up, let's get you
got to get your vertebrate tracers warmed up.

484
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.960
Did you feel anything weird? Kick
that kid out, he's a weird

485
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:35.039
one, just mart. Was there
a gap in the bumps like that was?

486
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:38.119
It's like that was the that was
the test? Like that was you

487
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:40.159
need to go see something, You
need to see a specialist. What did

488
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:46.119
you do that? And the weird
thing is, Roj you mentioned this and

489
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:50.760
going to a chiropractor. I've gone
to chiropractors for years, worked in an

490
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.639
office, you know, before I
started in radio, and they've all been

491
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:58.800
pretty consistent in saying, pretty much, everybody's got some degree of curvature or

492
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:00.599
the spine. It's just a matter
of what degree. That doesn't necessarily mean

493
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:05.599
everybody has scoliosis, but you kind
of do. It's just a matter of

494
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.559
how severe is it and does it
actually need you know, aggressive treatment?

495
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:15.039
How bad of was there? Like
my now that I'm thinking about it,

496
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.599
because that's the comic, I had
forgotten about that test, so thank you.

497
00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:22.880
Now I'm I'm also thinking about like
the bomb drills, all that stuff,

498
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:27.119
but bomb drills, tornado drills.
I mean, now there's school shooting

499
00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:29.440
drills on top of it. It's
almost like there's so many drills, how

500
00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:35.559
do they have any time to be
indoctrinated by one of My thing is like

501
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:42.440
what, like what was there an
outbreak at some point of the scoliosis?

502
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:45.920
Like was there a lot of just
scoliosis people walking around? They're like we

503
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:51.760
gotta we gotta test or they're gonna
be everywhere like this fear Like like,

504
00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:53.000
well, yeah, I'm just trying
to think, like what's the fear of

505
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:57.760
that? Like you know your kid
could be next? Like I tea.

506
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.239
I remember, and I had a
doctor I was in college tell me I

507
00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:05.280
had scoliosis and I was highly offended. I'm like I was checked for that

508
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:09.840
every year. And that's the problem
with the scoliosis. They never really told

509
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:14.400
you in depth what it was,
so we didn't really know. We're just

510
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.679
trusting this adult to put their hands
on our bare body and like, okay,

511
00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:20.599
well to test. Yeah. I
think they just had to have something

512
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:22.880
for that school nurse to do,
like at some point like hey man,

513
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:28.440
nobody knows what you really do here
because it's like it was always the solution.

514
00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:30.800
I remember there's like a couple of
times I went in I was like

515
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:35.480
I'm not feeling take a nap.
I'm like, all right that I don't

516
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:37.679
know if you have. Is there
anything in the first aid kit except for

517
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:42.039
like a blow up pillow, like
I don't know what, like like a

518
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:45.000
blankie and a pillow like that in
your first aid kid, because that's all

519
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:47.239
she ever told us to do is
take a nap. In addition to that

520
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.039
first Aid kid having the blankie and
the pillow, there was also a card

521
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:59.480
with very specific instructions on how to
administer an immediate scoliosis test because maybe the

522
00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:04.760
source of you're not feeling well was
your curvature of the spine. But you're

523
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:07.639
right. When when Trey It boasted
this, it got my wheels turning.

524
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:09.440
It's just like yeah, like I
had forgotten about that too. It was

525
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:14.320
it was something that we just did
all the time. You did it every

526
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:15.960
year. I think it was at
the beginning of the school year. It

527
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:20.239
was like, okay, you get
your class schedule and then and you find

528
00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:22.119
your classes, you meet your teachers, and then you go to the nurse

529
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:28.000
you get your scoliosis test. Um. But it also go ahead Russian.

530
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:32.280
Did anybody question when it stopped?
Like like they don't do that anymore?

531
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:36.719
So like yeah, I don't think
they do it anymore. Yeah, how

532
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:37.400
did that? Like? How did
that? That's what I was like,

533
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.719
how did that? What meeting is
that? I was like, Oh,

534
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:44.920
what about scoliosis? I've been I've
been running my finger up and down backs

535
00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:47.880
for thirty five years, haven't found
one. Like, I think we're good.

536
00:37:49.559 --> 00:37:52.239
We can stop with this test now. It's just getting Now I'm just

537
00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:54.559
a creepy dude in a in a
cubby that just goes, thank you for

538
00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:59.519
coming back, thank you for going
like that's that's all you're doing at that

539
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:04.079
point. That also reminds me I
come across this someone had posted the other

540
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:08.880
day. Uh if if you if
you did any of these things growing up,

541
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:15.760
then you're old and and and it's
not some of these things. It's

542
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:20.880
any one of these things, right, And I'm curious. I'm curious to

543
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:25.679
see if you check off as many
as I did using a pencil to rewind

544
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:29.719
a cassette tape. Oh yeah,
yeah, Trey, I'm sure you've done

545
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.360
that. Oh yeah. Hearing someone
yell, get off the internet. I

546
00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:38.880
need to use the phone. Yeah. Now this is this is a much

547
00:38:38.920 --> 00:38:43.800
older one. Cars that needed two
different keys, one to unlock the door

548
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:46.400
and a different key that actually started
the engine. Yeah, and the one

549
00:38:46.440 --> 00:38:52.360
that unlocked the door also unlocked the
glove box. Yes, typically the door

550
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:59.400
key was round and the ignition key. Yeah. When everyone's favorite treat was

551
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:01.519
push up ops, but that's basically
yeah, I was thinking about that day.

552
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:05.519
A push up pop is basically just
ice cream that you're eating out of

553
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:09.639
a toilet paper roll. Yes,
yeah, I was actually because uh,

554
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:15.239
somebody I posted the thing about it's
called on my Uh it's another joke that's

555
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:19.559
gone viral on on my Instagram or
the graham Is the kids call it,

556
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.559
uh is I call it a chicken
curry incident. It happened to me one

557
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:28.400
husand the third grade. My mom, I would take my lunch or I

558
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:30.639
would get lunch at school, but
depending on what the lunch was that day,

559
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:35.360
because we growing up didn't eat beef
in the household. Uh, And

560
00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:37.719
so if there was like burgers that
day, my mom would send me with

561
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.480
lunch. And it was usually peanut
butter and jelly, maybe a banana,

562
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:44.920
some grapes or you know, apple
slices or whatever in this day, normal

563
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:50.239
stuff that that kids and mysquit would
eat until this day and then Uh,

564
00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:52.119
I grabbed. I had had a
dukes. I had to remember the metal

565
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:59.400
lunch boxes that were themed, So
I had had dukes of Hazard and uh,

566
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.239
did you have with the General Lee
on the front and then the Duke

567
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:06.880
brothers and Daisy and then Boss Hog
on the inside and the thermis that came

568
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.639
with it? Yeah, yeah,
I have to have themis yeah. So

569
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:13.039
I grab it, didn't even checked
it, didn't even ask my mom what's

570
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.800
in it, just automatic, I
know there's gonna be a sandwich. I

571
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:21.280
get to lunch and I opened it
up and there's white long grain Boss munthey

572
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:25.039
rice and I was like, oh
my god, what's in the thermish?

573
00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:30.400
And I cracked the thermis halfway open, and everybody in that cafeteria got angry

574
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:35.039
because my mom thought that day was
the perfect day for chicken curry and rice.

575
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:39.000
Uh. But somebody was like,
you know, I don't get to

576
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:44.800
I didn't get to trade lunches.
I'm like neither did. I Like,

577
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:46.119
like, you know, everybody else
had snack cakes and I was like yes,

578
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:50.960
like twinkies pop like that came up
on my feet. Somebody's like,

579
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:53.639
remember trading for twinkies. I was
like, no, because my mother was

580
00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:58.480
a nurse, so that she was
trying to be as healthy as possible.

581
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:01.639
So if it was a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, it was definitely coming

582
00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:06.519
with like two fruits and like some
sort of vets. It would be broccoli,

583
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:08.840
and then there would be either an
orange or banana or grapes and some

584
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:14.320
some form of There was nothing like
there was nobody that I'm trading a little

585
00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:17.159
Debbie Star crunch that popped up on
the feed too. Yeah. Yeah,

586
00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:22.280
because if if you and Trey were
in the same elementary school, there's no

587
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:25.400
way he was going to give up
his snack back for your chicken curry.

588
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:29.519
Yeah, exactly right. So,
and so somebody was like, but did

589
00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:32.440
you get the quarter for milk?
And I'm like, how was it?

590
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:36.039
How was it? In third grade
the milk was a quarter, And then

591
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:39.360
in ninth grade it was too,
like where was the inflation? The price

592
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:43.079
of milk never went up? It
turns out it was even back then.

593
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:46.880
It was all about greed all along
from the milk industry. Yeah, but

594
00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:50.920
then somebody's like, well, somebody
was like, well I would drink from

595
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:53.639
the water fountain, uh, and
then use that quarter to get the push

596
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:58.239
up pop and I was like,
oh my god, it's the orange the

597
00:41:58.280 --> 00:42:01.639
little push up pop. Yeah,
we had my elementary school, I will

598
00:42:01.639 --> 00:42:07.320
say this for Mesquite name brand still
had the actual push up not the not

599
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:09.760
the clear toilet paper roll but the
plain white one. But this one had

600
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:13.199
to light the polka dots on it
and said push up pop on the side.

601
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:15.280
And did you get the ever get
the one that you push and it's

602
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:19.719
kind of slides over and it's just
for the whole day. No, I

603
00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:22.840
guess I didn't get the name brand
one. Instead, I got like whatever,

604
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:25.280
the Kirkland brand toilet paper roll version. Yeah, we had. We

605
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:29.079
had the actual and then sometimes you'd
push up on it and it just it

606
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:32.360
would just go wonky and there was
no there's no refunds. Back then you

607
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:36.599
figured out how to you just unravel
the toilet paper roll. It is kind

608
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:39.119
of eight what was there. But
yeah, that's the push up pop,

609
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:44.199
Twinkies and star crunches, the other
things that if you've done any one of

610
00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:46.960
these, let alone multiples, you're
old printing out your directions for a map

611
00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:52.559
quest. Yeah, I think we're
all old enough to know even before that,

612
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:57.320
where like my grandmother actually had the
old spiral map thing that she kept

613
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.320
in the back of the car.
It was called a map Scoll mapsco exactly.

614
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:04.320
She had that. I remember doing
that, having a notebook where he

615
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:07.599
kept track of all your friends phone
numbers. If you watched a movie,

616
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:10.679
you had to switch to channel three. That was back before TVs had different

617
00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:15.480
input options. If you ever accidentally
burned yourself with a cigarette with a car

618
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:22.039
cigarette lighter, oh yeah, finding
out which movies were at the local theater

619
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:25.719
by checking the newspaper, or if
you called movie phone. Uh, that

620
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:30.880
guy I feel so bad for because
he was he was he was he was

621
00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:35.320
the man like that guy just I
mean for however long that was. He

622
00:43:35.360 --> 00:43:38.360
had his window, just his job
security and the amount of was like hi

623
00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:45.400
and welcome to movie phone. That
Yeah, wasn't that Shadow Stevens. No,

624
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:47.000
that was not. You would think
so he was too busy with the

625
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:52.320
Hollywood Squares. But I'm pretty sure
they had a pretty intense rivalry though.

626
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:57.119
Yeah. Fine, I just like
his career in Double Craps, his lost

627
00:43:57.119 --> 00:44:02.239
movie phone in Hollywood Square, Jim
J. Bullock had a better career than

628
00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:14.000
Oh God, and if you get
that reference you're old. You are listening

629
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to the tree visit us online that
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631
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Cook DFW, the website Cook dfw
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632
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Daniel. It's very likely you have
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633
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whether you know it or not.
Yeah, Dan, we see this so

634
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often when people go to sell their
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635
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inspector out and low, behold,
you got haill damage all over your roof

636
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and your roof is going to need
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637
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They're looking for problems that they can
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638
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accustomed to. I want to see
a visually. I want to see a

639
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water coming inside my house. House
well, I want to see shingles land

640
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in my yard. You know,
hell doesn't show from the ground majority of

641
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the time unless you have like grapefruit
size hell. And they homes it today

642
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and Colin County, especially around here, they're built super steep, and so

643
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I don't want people in the roots
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644
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builds double for everybody's families falling off
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645
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you know. That's what we're here
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646
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that service, to make sure your
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647
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that you can't see. We even
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648
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show your pictures, to show you
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649
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650
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651
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652
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653
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then work with you on the repair
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654
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655
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that treehouse fair dot com. Let's
welcome into the treehouse Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing.

656
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:07.079
The phone number is two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

657
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.199
The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. So, Jacqueline, let's start

658
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.519
with this. At one point I
was entertaining the notion at a previous home

659
00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:20.199
of installing a tankless water heater.
And I'm curious to know what you and

660
00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:24.159
Brooks Plumbing thinks about the tankless water
heater, good or bad? Why or

661
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:28.480
why not? Every house is different, And that's the short answer. The

662
00:46:28.559 --> 00:46:31.840
long answer is is it something that
you really need? I always ask people

663
00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:35.800
how many people in the house?
Are you guys running out of hot water?

664
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:38.400
Now, if you are running out
of hot water just because of the

665
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:43.719
sheer capacity that your family uses,
maybe that's the right ticket for you.

666
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:46.000
If you're not running out of hot
water, it's just time to replace the

667
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:51.039
heater. It might not necessarily be
the best financial move. There's a lot

668
00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:53.039
of companies that don't tell you out
of the gate that a tankless water heater

669
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:58.440
is indeed significantly more expensive, depending
on where you get it, sometimes two

670
00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:01.800
to four, sometimes even five or
six times more expensive than just a traditional

671
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:06.800
tank heater, depending on who's selling
it to you. Now that being said,

672
00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:10.559
our preference for tankless heaters is always
gas. I think there's a little

673
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:16.280
bit of room of improvement in the
manufacturing department for electric tankless heaters. But

674
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:22.840
every house is different, and I
just think that if if you don't have

675
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.079
to spend the money. Maybe don't
do it, especially considering a lot of

676
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:29.159
people don't tell you that you have
to get those tankless heaters serviced once a

677
00:47:29.239 --> 00:47:31.440
year or they're prone to failing due
to sediment build up, and that can

678
00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:35.599
be expensive. So you know,
every house is different. What's right for

679
00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:37.199
your household? That's the question.
And the good news is you're going to

680
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.960
give your honest assessment, your honest
take to someone that gives you a call

681
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:45.760
and asks you directly, hey,
I think maybe I want a tankless water

682
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:47.000
heater. You're going to be as
honest with him as you were with me

683
00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:52.159
just now. And the other cool
thing is if it is right for someone's

684
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:54.880
home and family, you've not only
service those tankless water heaters, but you

685
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:59.719
also install right. Oh absolutely yeah. Service is easy. Sometimes we can

686
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:01.599
even walk you through it because they'll
flash codes that we can look up for

687
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:06.400
you. So this is why I
recommend Brooks Plumbing. So give them a

688
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:08.719
call. It's two one four three
six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's

689
00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:13.880
two one four three six eight thirty
eight thirty eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

690
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:27.559
com. You're in the treehomps.
Visit us online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.

691
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:31.840
This segment of the Treehouse is brought
to you by Brooks Plumbing the website

692
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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. That's
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693
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you will find the Brooks Plumbing Texas
phone number, in which case you

694
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can call for any and all of
your plumbing needs. Again, this segment

695
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brought to you by Brooks Plumbing the
website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Any

696
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:54.320
and all of your plumbing needs the
phone number two one, four, three

697
00:48:54.440 --> 00:49:00.280
six eight thirty eight thirty eight.
So, Roger, obviously we have really

698
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:01.920
caught up much on what you've been
up to. I saw you post the

699
00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:07.880
other day. Did you get Are
you on another show that's on Amazon?

700
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:09.800
Now? What's the deal? Oh? No? So I did a travel

701
00:49:09.880 --> 00:49:15.159
show for Amazon that was really really
cool. It was probably the most fun,

702
00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:17.840
uh, I've had in a very
long time. But it was on

703
00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:23.159
Amazon and you had to buy the
episodes to watch them. I'm on episodes

704
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:28.400
two and six. It's called Destination
Unknown with a J. Yeah, with

705
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:30.960
a J, like like destination but
jay because all comics. Uh, And

706
00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:36.920
we're in India and it's my buddy
Virdas, who is a great comic.

707
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.559
He's blown up. He's all over
the world now. And so is that

708
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:40.800
the guy that I saw? I
know, i've seen him in places.

709
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.440
How do you spell his name?
Vr uh? Last name is Das,

710
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:51.320
whole name is six letters, got
it. Yeah, he's seen him.

711
00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:53.679
He was in a handful of things. It was on the H. He

712
00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:55.880
was on the H. It was
only one season, but it was a

713
00:49:55.880 --> 00:50:00.280
show called Whiskey Tango. That's that's
the one where I first record NS.

714
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:01.960
I watched that yeah with with Scott
fall. It was a great show.

715
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:06.119
I just think that the budget was
like there, it was filmed in Prague.

716
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:12.320
The I think the whole thing high
tum. It was filmed in Prague,

717
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:15.800
and so like the first episode,
I know their budget was thirteen million

718
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:19.960
dollars for the first episode. And
so that's a very fast way for network

719
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:22.639
to go and thank you, thank
you. We'll be in touch, like

720
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:25.599
like, but we have the whole
we have the whole season in the camp.

721
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:29.760
I'm like, well, we'll still
be in touch. But I did

722
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:31.599
the show with him, and it's
really cool. But now it's on Amazon

723
00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:36.320
Prime or sorry on Amazon Video,
so you can just go look it up.

724
00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:38.920
You don't have to pay for the
per episode. You can just go

725
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:43.480
and watch. So I'm for free
even though you gotta pay like a hundred

726
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:45.039
something. About a year now,
I think it's gone up. But yeah,

727
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:47.880
okay, so that's yeah. I
was watching the trailer and I was

728
00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:51.639
like, I haven't watched this.
I feel like a jerk. Yeah.

729
00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:54.840
So we did two cities. It
was two opposing climates. So the first

730
00:50:54.840 --> 00:51:00.679
city was a place called Jodpoor in
Rajasthan, India. So it's the desert.

731
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:05.480
So we did like camel racing and
uh, that was that was the

732
00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:09.519
most horrific thing I've ever done,
because it was were saying something because because

733
00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:14.519
while you were not technically paid for
for most of it, you've done radio,

734
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:20.119
I know, Uh, very true. Uh, and uh there was

735
00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:23.599
we did camel racing when we got
to the desert. Uh, at eleven

736
00:51:23.639 --> 00:51:28.760
am, it was one hundred and
see if I get this right, it

737
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:31.280
was one hundred and seventeen. It
was one hundred and twelve in the shade

738
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:35.400
when we started filming, it went
up to one hundred and twenty. And

739
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:39.760
then one of the people that was
I think it was doctor. Somebody was

740
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:43.599
like, well, flesh starts cooking
at one hundred and twenty seven degrees,

741
00:51:44.239 --> 00:52:00.960
just to let you guys know.
And like every now and again, somebody

742
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.639
will come up like, hey man, you do a joke about football,

743
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:06.639
and I'm like, should have told
you it was him, and then they

744
00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:08.920
just walk away. So yeah,
so that'll get for you. It's very

745
00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:12.360
well deserved. I mean, thanks, after twenty one years, I'm an

746
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:17.360
overnight success. And you know what's
more fitting about all that? Almost the

747
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:22.760
entirety of what you and Trey discussed
in that time, and the secret to

748
00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:27.840
going viral on Instagram is lost forever
because the power flashed here and I heard

749
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:31.559
none of it therefore recorded there.
Oh my goodness, look at that.

750
00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:37.199
But now now we're gonna have to
do something with scoliosis because I forgot about

751
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:39.239
that. Thank you so much for
the next when it goes viral, I'll

752
00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:44.800
credit Trey for that, because who
would have remembered that the scoliosis test.

753
00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:49.079
Oh my god, that's so wild. I still think highly illegal. I

754
00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:52.559
don't think that was I think that
was there was some deal made by some

755
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.960
Oh well, but you just mentioned
just now you just mentioned things that it

756
00:52:57.039 --> 00:53:00.840
might have been highly illegal that we
you know, did growing up as kids

757
00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:05.639
or were done to us that were
the norm at the time. Twenty first

758
00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:10.039
century playgrounds on especially like at elementary
schools. You know, they have like

759
00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:15.800
soft pellets or something that's around that
basically at a hamster would live on,

760
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:21.119
but now they have children on it. Everything's you know, candy coated plastic

761
00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:24.239
and soft. There's no sharp edges. Everything's round it. There's no metal,

762
00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:29.559
there's no wood. When we grew
up, I mean, it was

763
00:53:29.719 --> 00:53:32.400
rocks. So when you flew out
of the swing and you landed on your

764
00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:37.079
knees, you had rocks in your
knees for weeks. Yeah, that was

765
00:53:37.559 --> 00:53:39.519
their solution to come. I mean, the only way you knew if you

766
00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:44.639
truly got everything out of recess that
day is if you came back dirtied and

767
00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:49.559
bloodied. Yeah. I mean,
I don't know if you guys know this,

768
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:52.239
and maybe it's still in LA thing, but it is kind of moving

769
00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:57.519
across the country. Is you can't
be on so the few playgrounds that still

770
00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:00.760
have swing sets. I don't know
if you know as much blow your minds.

771
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:04.599
You have to have to be adult
supervised. Now, so there's yeah,

772
00:54:04.679 --> 00:54:07.519
so in la uh they'll have the
swing set and then there's like a

773
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:12.559
little you know, they're like the
little bathroom check in at Bucky's. Yeah,

774
00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:15.079
like the checklists like hey, who
cleaned it? And the guy signs

775
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:16.320
like you if like if you?
And that's why I'm so glad I have

776
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:20.639
no children. I just because I
just get a kick out of scene.

777
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:22.719
It's like if you it doesn't even
have to be your kid. It just

778
00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:28.199
has to be kids swinging like a
like an adult will have to go over

779
00:54:28.199 --> 00:54:30.880
and be like I'm standing here like
I'm supervising this to make sure that they

780
00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:35.559
don't get hurt. See that's that
to me, is is is a complete

781
00:54:35.559 --> 00:54:39.840
one eighty because you're saying, now
you have to have adult supervision a Swedie,

782
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:43.800
to have a kid on a swing, an adult has to be watching

783
00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:46.000
you today. Hi kind of And
I kind of understand that one though.

784
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:51.400
Yeah they're dude, because we were
assassins as kids who look at it this

785
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:54.840
way. So now it's it's standing
up. It's a standard operating procedure.

786
00:54:54.880 --> 00:54:58.800
You have to have adult supervision to
have a kid on a swing. But

787
00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:01.280
when we grew up if we were
on a swing set and there was an

788
00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:06.840
adult watching you. It wasn't a
teacher, like that was the weirdo and

789
00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:09.599
the bushes and you're and you're calling
for the teacher's assistance because there's a weirdo

790
00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:14.360
watching you swing. But let me
ask you this, how many times did

791
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:17.559
you yell jump to your friends when
they were swinging it, like when they

792
00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:22.559
got to the highest part. How
many times? That's well, it was,

793
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:25.280
it was. It was almost fifty
fifty. It was either jump or

794
00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:29.719
see if you can go all the
way around. Oh, that was a

795
00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.280
good dud. Do the loop?
Do the loop? And then they fall

796
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:34.599
out, hit their head on the
crossbar and all to the ground. They

797
00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:37.199
break every bone in their body and
they still got up and you know,

798
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:38.960
and had a nap afterwards. Yeah, yeah they did. But that guy

799
00:55:39.039 --> 00:55:43.159
could have also like like prior to
that, this is how my brain works,

800
00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:45.880
like prior to that, Like he's
he's swinging, he's having the time

801
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:47.440
of his life, but it's like
still good will hunting, like in his

802
00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:52.159
head like he's solving, like he's
figured out how to cure cancer. And

803
00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:54.679
then we're like jump and he's like
sweet and then he just sees the crossbar

804
00:55:55.159 --> 00:55:58.880
and dings his head and then all
the numbers get jumbled up, and now

805
00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:02.239
he doesn't know how to cure anymore. But instead he's dyslexic. He's just

806
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:07.239
he's just a dude that you said
now just stands outside of an academy sports

807
00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:10.159
and outdoors in his letter, Jack, like, we could have made it

808
00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:15.440
like that's that guy instead of being
the world renowned doctor that he was going

809
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:19.039
to be. Uh yeah, so
I mean I understand that. And also

810
00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:23.559
then they can't you can't grade kids
tests in red ink anymore. Yeah,

811
00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:29.320
that's too aggressive. There was that, And then I actually saw I saw

812
00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:31.639
a photo and I don't even know
if this was real. So this is

813
00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:36.159
a generational thing. So we're looking
at the old man thing. It's like,

814
00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:38.199
oh, kids today, they you
know, they play on soft playgrounds,

815
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:43.039
whereas you know, we had metal
slides and chains and things on our

816
00:56:43.079 --> 00:56:49.239
playground equipment. Um an occasional broken
glass. But then I looked someone had

817
00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:52.079
posted a photo of a I don't
want to say it was like a turn

818
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:57.960
of the century or Great Depression Arab
jungle gym that kids were playing on,

819
00:56:58.320 --> 00:57:01.880
and oh my god, it looked
like something that was almost like something out

820
00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:07.719
of the medieval torture playground. And
even I'm looking at those kids shouldn't be

821
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:12.880
playing on that, And that was
supposedly like part of the Greatest Generation.

822
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:15.599
That's the stuff they played on.
And then when they turned eighteen they went

823
00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:21.079
and storm Normandy. That's but that's
why, that's why, that's why they

824
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:23.519
could do those things, right,
is because that and I just wrote this

825
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:28.239
the other day. Yeah, because
they weren't playing, they were training.

826
00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:31.840
They were training, right, and
like that's that's the reason they saw they

827
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:37.039
signed up for war, Like there
wasn't a draft. They're just like we're

828
00:57:37.079 --> 00:57:40.000
coming, right. They had to
they had to take out their their version

829
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:45.880
of the anger that they had going
down the hot metal slide whatever their version

830
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:47.800
was, like, we have to
kill, like that's the only way to

831
00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:52.159
feed that anger is. It was
like they had to kill like that and

832
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:55.960
no power steering. Now, that's
how they built their upper body strength to

833
00:57:57.039 --> 00:57:59.800
go hand to hand, you know, in the trenches. Yeah. Yeah,

834
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:04.039
and that's why they like they drink
like those guys drank whiskey and ate

835
00:58:04.199 --> 00:58:07.679
steak, because like you can't you
can't turn two and a half ton Buick

836
00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:10.559
with sober arms, you know what
I mean, Like you have to you

837
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:15.119
just have to be like blackout drunk
with a steak dangling out of your mouth

838
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:20.519
to make a U turn into thirty
five buick. And and I think that

839
00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:22.480
was part of the reason why,
like after after nine to eleven, you

840
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:27.480
start to see all these terrorists training
videos come out, and really all their

841
00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:30.079
training on was stuff that we did
in like you know, fourth grade.

842
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:36.440
Yeah, these are supposedly grown adult
you know, a terrorist assassins training on

843
00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:37.480
the monkey bars. I'm like,
man, I was doing that when I

844
00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:42.199
was six. I was like,
like the monkey bars. Every time I

845
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:45.920
see that video, I'm like,
what are you guys training? Four?

846
00:58:45.280 --> 00:58:50.599
Like, like do you think there's
gonna be like every like like America is

847
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.639
just all obstacle court, Like it's
all American Ninia Warrior, Like there's just

848
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:57.639
some abilities you can walk into,
Like just why, I like, you

849
00:58:57.639 --> 00:59:00.360
don't have to like do pull ups
to get into that makes that that to

850
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:02.960
me is hilarious, Like it was
basically the King of the Hill, Like

851
00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:06.400
what was that thing? Yeah,
that was King of the Hill, Yeah

852
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:09.400
exactly, Yeah, that was the
thing that some playgrounds had that like the

853
00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:13.760
big dome and you would like climb
to the top or whatever dome of death.

854
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:16.119
Yeah yeah, and so yeah,
the Merry Go Round was not I

855
00:59:16.159 --> 00:59:21.360
mean, that's not conducive to child
safety. I'm still I still get motion

856
00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:25.719
sickness, and I blamed it round
for it. I have to I have

857
00:59:25.760 --> 00:59:30.079
to take dram I mean anytime I
get on a boat, oh you just

858
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:31.679
see you just see the poor Like
I was that kid where they like get

859
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:36.360
him on because I was just I
was the one that flies off. So

860
00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:38.639
I was I was the entertainment for
everybody's like, if we spend this fast

861
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:43.079
enough, Rod is gonna go,
Like he's gonna go. We don't know

862
00:59:43.079 --> 00:59:50.199
which direction. You ever seen a
brown man fly, Bobby, He's gonna

863
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:58.400
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865
01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:06.679
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01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:13.679
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01:00:13.719 --> 01:00:17.039
improv on was it Sunday, June
eleventh, Sunday, June eleven, seven

869
01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:21.920
pm. Uh again, it goes
back to the whole viral thing. This

870
01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:23.480
is really cool. But I used
to come on here all the time to

871
01:00:23.559 --> 01:00:27.840
go, good your tickets now because
they're gonna fly, and then you show

872
01:00:27.880 --> 01:00:31.960
up and be like e light,
there's plenty of space and we want to

873
01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:37.400
lay down now not the case.
It's looking like we're pretty close to selling

874
01:00:37.400 --> 01:00:42.639
out. So just getting tickets now, um and uh yeah, come and

875
01:00:42.679 --> 01:00:45.760
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876
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877
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one four improv tx dot com.
I still you do. I still got

878
01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:00.440
it. Some things you just don't
forget. All right, we'll see you

879
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:02.480
guys next time. This has been
the tree. Yes, we're happening to

880
01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:09.199
me. It was awesome man,
Thank you guys. H