June 29, 2023

EPISODE 33: Drinking, Driving, and Communism

EPISODE 33: Drinking, Driving, and Communism

Drinking and driving laws are normal now, but they started on the rocks. We also reveal some under-the-radar sexy jobs.

Drinking and driving laws are normal now, but they started on the rocks. We also reveal some under-the-radar sexy jobs.

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All right, welcome into the Treehouse
once again. This is I don't know

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about you, guys, but this
is definitely my happy place. Joined in

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the Treehouse today as always, dear
friend and old radio producer and co host

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all the good stuff from the radio
days now in the digital space, Trey

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Trenholme, and certainly not to be
left out, the longest running member of

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the show, partly because he's not
dead or in jail, but mainly because

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he's the rock and roll attorney that
is Everett Newton. Hey, Everett,

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Hey, Yeah, I'm avoiding the
curse. I'm glad you mentioned the cars.

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I'm glad you mentioned the curse because
coming up on our second segment,

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I know it's not like us to
typically tease things, but we're just throwing

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all sorts of caution to the wind
these days. In our second segment,

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I believe Trey has also broken a
portion of the Treehouse curse, so we'll

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get into that a little bit later. But I am proud of you,

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Everett, for avoiding that curse,
because obviously many have not. It's proven

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very difficult to sidestep. I feel
pretty good so far, but I also

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don't want to jinx it by feeling
too comfortable about it. I do live

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in a place, by the way
that cement trucks coming around the corner down

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the middle of the road is a
very, very common thing. I really

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don't know why it is so one. I don't know why it is that

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in the Virgin Islands we drive on
the left. Don't know why, but

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we do. They're various, you
know, stories or legends as you know,

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gossip as the reasons why. And
I can't find any practical reason as

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to why we drive on the left
here. The steering wheels and everything are

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also on the left, so it's
normal state side cars. But for whatever

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reason, we're supposed to drive on
the left. Not that it matters,

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because a lot of the locals here
just drive down the middle of the damn

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road anyway, and they just get
over at the last second whenever they just

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absolutely have to, because most of
the roads here are just you know,

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two lane roads with a yellow stripe
if you're lucky, If you're lucky,

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there's a yellow stripe. I was
about to say when I went down there

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to see about fifty percent of the
roads have no such yellow stripe. It's

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it seems a little more of a
free for all. Yeah, if it

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wasn't for the views, don't the
roads look a lot like Leonard, Texas?

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Tray make some of those roads make
Leonard look like they've got a big

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infrastructure plan, like a top ten
municipality. Yeah, lead, Yeah,

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at least there's some gravel on on
the roads. And so I see,

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Trey, you've been enlisted to help
perpetuate the myth. Yes, I've tray.

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Actually, Trey actually straddles the myths. Sometimes he likes to say,

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yeah, I've been to Saint Thomas, I've seen Dan's house. He lives

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there. And other times he likes
to throw out nonsensical things like having visited

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me in Saint Tulsa jerk. Well, at least at least he has a

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conscience. That's what that tells me, is that he can't he can't support

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you all the time. His conscience
gets the better of him. That are

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just funnier to you know, make
it sound like Dan's in Oklahoma. It

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is really you're a liar. I
think it really is easier for some people

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to digest. And it's like,
oh, he's not living in Paradise,

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He's just in Oklahoma. Sure,
Okay, whatever makes you feel better,

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well ahead. And it's you can't
really it until you've been there and seeing

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it. You don't really fully appreciate
that. Really it is paradise. Although

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I did see that you know,
y'all are going through a heat wave because

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you know, occasionally when the weather's
miserable here, I like to look at

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the you know, weather in Saint
Thomas and usually you know, it's if

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it's a bad day, you're you're
at seventy nine degrees or something like that

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at night. Yeah. Yeah,
at the other the other day, because

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I mean we were my throng,
it was like, temperature is only eighty

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six, but it felt like a
hundred because the humidity has been so bad

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here. And then I looked over
there and it said, you know,

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you were kind of in the same
boat. Yeah, yeah, it's it's

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it's been kind of a heat wave
here. It's so the high temperature might

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say eighty eight or ninety, but
the heat indecks will be one hundred or

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one hundred and two. Um.
So in that regard, it kind of

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feels like Texas. The good thing
is. The good thing is, though,

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is we still get the trade winds, so that makes it a lot

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better. So it's not it's it's
it's better than Texas as far as the

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weather goes. But in some days
it feels exactly like it because it also

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is like one hundred and five.
At least it feels like it. Yeah,

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But the other thing it's got to
be better for you is you're not

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sitting there going, well, this
is just the beginning of it. That's

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true. Yeah, you're not looking
forward to August when it's one hundred degrees

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and it feels like one hundred and
twelve. And also it's it's I don't

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mind if it feels like a hundred
degrees here because I can look out the

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window down at the beach and I'm
not stuck on six thirty five or I'm

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not stuck on thirty five and Western
Center. All right, that's probably enough

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bragging for now. I will give
you. I will give you this,

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Dan, your pattern has improved as
time is going on. You've refined your

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act. Thank you, Everett.
I take my I take my lying prowess

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very seriously. Excellent, well well
done. And as an attorney, you've

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you've dealt with tons of liers in
your career, so you know a good

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one. When you when you when
you hear one, Oh yeah, now

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you're good. I'll give you that. So I've even listened tray to help

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out is genius. So yeah,
kudos to both of you. Thank you.

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It's I guess it's a nice thing
to be able to move up in

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the world to mastermind. Yes.
So speaking of roads that are treacherous here,

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and they're treacherous everywhere. Everyone's a
you know, every no matter where

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you live, there's terrible drivers.
Back in the day, we didn't have

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the laws that we do today.
Now, I will say this. In

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the Virgin Islands, drinking and driving
is it is an offense. You can

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get arrested for it, although apparently
it's very rare for the most part.

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They just it's kind of like the
good old days. They ask you where

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you're going, how far it is
to get there, and they say be

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careful. Um, I've not experienced
that yet, but I've met people have

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been like, as no big deal. Whereas you get pulled over in North

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Texas even if they just kind of
suspect you for drinking and driving, you're

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going downtown. But it didn't always
used to be that way. So I

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saw the other day what it was
like in the eighties when those new traffic

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laws were enacted, and those were
the drinking and driving laws. And like

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most laws that get passed today,
as soon as a new law gets passed,

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everybody's mad at it. Everybody hates
it and thinks that, oh,

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we're you know, we're becoming,
you know, the Soviet Union because we

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have too many laws on the books. So I want to share this with

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you guys. This was a news
report in the eighties. I don't know

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the exact TV station, but it
really doesn't matter. It sounds like Texas,

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I will say that. And this
is what some of the folks who

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were driving around had to say about
the new drinking and driving laws in the

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United States. So Everett, tell
me if any of this sounds familiar in

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your criminal defense career. Well,
any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here

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is viewed by some as downright undemocratic. It's kind of getting common. As

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one fella king and I put in
a hard day's work, put in eleven

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twelve hours a day, and then
getting your truck in the lace running one

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or two beers. They're making it
law. That really does it really is

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a blessed from the past. It's
like, man, I remember those days.

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I remember those days as a kid
looking in the car next to me

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and seeing, you know, you
know, a guy in his truck just

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chugging a beer. It was no
big deal. And you know, we

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didn't have to worry about paper bags
back then. They just you just drink

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the beer. It didn't matter.
No. I was having this discussion the

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other day because it's kind of a
gen X thing, and I was like,

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you know, I was like,
y'all don't understand, I said,

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I was growing up. I said, Hey, there no car seats,

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and we didn't really we didn't have
to wear seatbelt seatboat. That law didn't

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even take effect until like eighty or
eighty one. And you know, my

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dad is, you know, we're
driving in the car and he's got a

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Jim Beamon sod to smoke in a
Carlton. And that's when you learn,

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because you know that you're safe.
My safe space was in between the back

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windshield and the back seat, that
little sliver right there, because that was

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a one space. Your dad could
not reach back and hit you while he's

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having a cigarette, smoke or drink
and driving a car. But but if

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the timing worked out that you did
something that he needed to swat you for,

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but he couldn't reach you, and
the timing was so that he was

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almost done with that cigarette, he
could turn and just flick it right at

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you and hits you square in a
face. Oh yeah, no he could.

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But my dad had the other So
I don't know any if y'all ever

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gets you ass whipped on the side
of the road, yes, okay,

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so yeah, my dad had no
qualms about I mean, I thought about

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this today. I have had my
ass whipped on I thirty thirty five,

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seventy five, sixty eight, sixty
nine, and seventy eight the roads.

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I can remember. You're just a
just a child, abused vagrant. Usually

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people can drive. Usually people can
drive around North Texas and they'll say things

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like, oh, I've been to
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and instead if you're going around town
with tray trays, I've had my

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ass beat there. I've had my
ass beat there. Oh yeah, oh

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I I there. There are multiples, especially for some reason because we used

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to go to Mountain Vernon and in
between Sulfur Springs and Mount Vernon. I

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could probably pick out about four spots
along I thirty that I'd say, yep,

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I have mass whipped there there there. It'd be awesome if the Department

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Transportation put up some yellow signs,
you know, with a picture of Tray

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or like asswhipping areas. It's like
like one of those brown historical marker signs.

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Yeah, they could even you know, maybe make a little parking area

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so you know, other people see
those that go ahead. See boy,

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Yeah, sure, the rest area
is coming up in two miles, but

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before you get to the rest area, you get the whooping area. Yeah,

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why why wait to two miles?
We need to just pull over on

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the side of the road and get
it done now. Area here, Yeah,

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because you know, back in Tray's
day there was no designated area.

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The entire shoulder of the highway was
a designated whooping area. So it would

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be nice to think, okay,
if there's at least a designated whooping area,

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you can't pull over until you get
to it. So maybe Dad will

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have calmed down a little bit over
those next five to ten miles, whereas

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in Tray's day it's just immediate whooping
right then and there it'd be a lot

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safer for everyone. But what a
what a scene that would be if you

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just happen to just casually pull into
the whooping area and you just see like

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sixty parents whoop and sixty kids asses
next to a coke machine and a toilet.

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How terrible would it be? Just
like a like a structure and there's

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it's uh, instead of a coke
machine, maybe gets a belt machine.

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Yeah, they could dispense belts and
kleenexes and you know, monetize the thing

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so that it's self sustaining and the
little sign for afterwards that says, I

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take no pleasure in this. Yeah, it's just harder. Yeah, Dan,

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the one thing you said that it's
wrong. It wouldn't be a one

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to one ratio of parents kids because
back in those days, you know,

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your parents had cart launched whip your
friends asses too, and you know vice

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versa. So if you had any
friends in the car, cheezes are everyone

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was gonna get their ass whips.
So it's probably about a two to one,

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you know, kid to parent ratio. Yeah, And when you first

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drive up on it, you assume
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you realize what they pulled an extra
belt out of the machine. So now

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they're now they're double twirling. Well, the other thing I don't know that

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anyone is you were so traumatized at
that age that you knew you could run,

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but you were just you know,
at a certain point you learned that

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was just gonna make it worse.
Well, also because you knew if you

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ran, by the time they caught
you, and they would catch you,

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they would beat you so bad you'd
never want to run again. Also because

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it would hurt too bad to run. Yeah, but when I got to

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be about, yeah, fourteen,
fifteen years old, that's when I finally

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realized I could outrun my dad,
and I could keep going long enough that

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he was gonna get so exhausted that
I could I could win this battle.

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I mean, I still had to
go home sooner or later, but I

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knew, you know, given three
four hours, chances are he'd calm down

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a bit. But he was also
probably kind of proud of me that we've

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been running for three or four hours. It's like it's a good thing that

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it's a good thing you took,
it's a good thing you did cross country.

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I was not a high jumper by
any means. But I will say

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this, if there had been video
back in the day, I look damn

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athletic hopping over fences trying to get
away from my dad. That's what you

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should have done. And back in
your track days, uh, cross country

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was more for training to run away
from your father and then the high jump.

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If he was there behind you trying
to whip you, you would just

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set new personal records, new district
records, all sorts of stuff. Thank

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god my dad had gotten fat at
that point, because otherwise it would have

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been worse. It had been it
had been game over. Those Carlton's probably

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helped your calls too. Try Yeah, that's they most definitely did. Yeah,

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that's the performance de enhancing of substances. So there's a little bit more

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on this. I who I want
to back up and have fun with.

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As far as the new drinking and
driving laws of the eighties, again,

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commin is one put in a hard
day's work, put in eleven twelve hours

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a day, and then getting your
truck in the lace running one or two

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beers. They're making it laws where
you can't drink when you want to,

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can't you have to wear a seat
belt when you're driving. What I love

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about this is they're talking to this
woman who's who's in the driver's heat of

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her car, and just like the
good old eighties, what's in the front

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seat next to her the baby,
And she's defending not wearing seat belts and

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being able to drink and drive in
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It really just goes to show that
with enough time, things do have a

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tendency to, if not change,
at least evolve a little bit. Because

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by today's standards, the vast majority
of us are okay with drinking and driving

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laws. We all agree, even
though we may not always abide by them,

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which is why Everett has such a
lucrative career. We at least agree

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that they should be there. No, and you didn't have to have insurance

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back then. Really that wasn't mandatory
either. When did insurance come into play,

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I would say that early well maybe
not even the early eighties. It

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might have even been later than that, but yeah, I don't remember well

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when insurance became mandatory and you know, oh my god, you know we've

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got to pay money to have insurance
because it's illegal not to have insurance.

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I just find it if you really
think about it. It really is fascinating

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that we're all still standing and have
you know, we're not mentally damaged,

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have some kind of you know,
traumatic brain injury, and have both eyes.

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I mean not only we wrote around
you know, our parents were drinking,

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no seat belt, no car seat, and we had BB gun wars

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and you know, our parents and
we're saying, don't get drush shot out.

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I mean that's you know, have
a metal trash can lid as a

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shield. And yeah, it's really
things with our bicycles. Yeah, all

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the things, all the things that
that you know, And this is part

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of the problem. Also, it's
like people think, well, you you

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now, you're just you know,
like the government, you're making laws where

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kids can't have fun anymore and adults
can't have fun anymore. And you know

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what we are, we're just we're
just turning into a communist country. And

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there's a reason why you say that, because, uh, the whole communist

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country thing. Even though it sounds
or feels like a new allegation that people

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throw out when they feel like their
freedoms are being um infringed upon, it's

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it's actually not a new thing.
Uh, It actually happened all the way

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back in the eighties with this mama
driving with her baby and defending not wearing

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a seat belt and drinking and driving. You have to wear a seat belt

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when you're driving. We're gonna be
calmunist country for any pretty soon. Any

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day now, any day, it's
gonna happen. You know what's gonna happen.

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There's no there's no getting around it. Back in nineteen eighty whatever,

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before you know it, we're going
to be a communist country. Now it's

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twenty twenty three, and we're still
saying that. Some of us are saying

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that. My whole time favorite comment
from a DWI defendant is I had this

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client one time. He and his
wife were with me at court and he'd

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had a priority to BI and I
was representing him on a second DWI and

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I was explaining to them that,
okay, now you know, these have

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both been misdemeanors, but the next
one, it's gonna be a felony if

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you get another one, just to
let you know. And he got this

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incredulous, incredulous look on his face
and said, a felony. I'm gonna

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have to stop driving your visit us
online a treehouse OnAir dot com. Let's

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welcome into the treehouse now. Rodney
Anderson his phone number nine seven two nine

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eight five fifty two hundred, the
website Rodney Anderson dot com. You know,

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Rodney, I know, for over
forty years you've ben helping people with

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cash out refinances to get out of
debt. And debt is getting worse right

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now because credit card debt, medical
debt, interest rates going up. The

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debt is getting worse for people.
So what can you do to help somebody?

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Let me give you an example of
Mark and his wife. We have

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so many people moving forward on cash
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are a great example. Here's somebody
that lives in South Lake. They're homeless,

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worth about nine hundred and fifty thousand. They only owe four hundred and

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fifteen thousand dollars on their mortgage.
He had some medical issues and those medical

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issues got financed on credit cards.
He lost income for a little while,

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and now he's got eighty five thousand
dollars in debt. But they have some

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home repairs that they have to do
as well, so they're pulling out one

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hundred and seventy thousand dollars get this. Their current mortgage righteous real in the

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twos but they're moving up on rate, but they're paying so much interest on

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credit cards and other loans and all
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Right now, they're paying fifty nine
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do the cash out refi, it's
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And all they have is one mortgage
now, no credit card, debt,

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no nothing, and so DAN.
A lot of times people have to see

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the forest through the trees where you're
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Well, if you're in debt and
you've got fifty seventy eighty thousand dollars,

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ask yourself, am I going to
be out of debt anytime soon? And

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if you're not, pick up the
phone and give us a call. Last

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day, I'll make a point.
The federal government last week made an announcement

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that soon loan payments start October.
First, you better get that under your

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budget, and you better start realizing
that those payments are starting. And man,

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now may be a perfect time for
you to look at a cash out

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refin with us. Yeah, if
you're dealing with that crushing weight of debt.

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They might be able to give you

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everything you need, So give them
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you mentioned earlier that as the longest running

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member of the show because you first
started on on Russ Martin Show back in

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the late nineties, you were coming
on once a week on the show and

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answering legal questions and you know,
just having fun in general on the show.

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The only other person that at one
point out last that had longer tenure

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was obviously Russ Well, then he
stopped showing up to work a few years

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before before he passed away, and
then you surpassed him, and then of

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course he eventually, you know,
died and then you really overtook him as

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far as longest running show member.
And then other things transpired with other people

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around the show that either died or
went to jail, and as it stands

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now, it's basically you Everett as
the lead dog as far as longest tenured

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member of the show than me.
And now because of either death, jail,

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or just quitting Trey, congratulations,
you're now in the third spot.

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Doesn't it feel good? I'm still
alive even with what a nine ten year

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absence between the show on the radio
and the show here on podcast form,

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You're still sitting pretty on the podium
at number three. You're getting the bronze,

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baby, Yeah. I mean it's
a double edged sword because we're the

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soul survivors. But if the curse
in fact is still acting, the question

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becomes who's next? I don't know, and it scares me to think about

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it. Um. The good news
is, though, since you've clearly you've

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you've been breaking the curse all along. And granted we didn't know there was

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a curse to begin with until a
handful of years ago. Like there are

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always things that had happened two people
around the show that might have been occasionally

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on the show here and there,
but then once things really started happening to

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people on the show, it's like, okay, this this feels like a

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thing now. So you've been beating
at the entire time so far. I

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guess I kind of have two behind
you. But now Trey has done something

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to sort of release any sort of
any curse feelings, because Trey was able

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to accomplish something recently that even I
can't say that that I've accomplished in the

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last you know, eight nine months. Trey, do you feel like bragging?

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Yeah, I got a job.
It's a miracle. Congratulations, that's

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awesome. Thank you. You're very
happy for you to Trey. Thank you.

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Yes, I'll be working at a
place called The Standard Poor on McKenney

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Avenue. Look at that. It
took him all thirty seconds to get that

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first plug in there, Dance Skinny, The Standard Poor uptown in Dallas.

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Yep. Love that place. And
I'm not just saying that because you're working

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there now and I expect a drink
or two when I get there, but

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I actually do love that place.
They have a great brunch, Yeah,

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they do. That's great brunch,
great, especially great whiskey selection. So

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it's a cool spot. I'm excited
about it. It's a very cool ownership

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group. And I thank god I
found them and had a good interview and

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actually had people connected with because if
I got rejected by No the thirty year

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old, I was probably gonna just
go throw myself off of a building.

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Yeah. The uh, the service
industry tends to be, you know,

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especially if it's bars that tends to
be dominated by by younger folk. Younger

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folk. Yeah, and I and
I they're part of it. I understand.

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I have a very odd looking resume, but you know it encompasses running

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bars, owning part of a bar, and then you know radio and real

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estate and all sorts of other crap
and uh, but you know, you

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have two ways to go with someone
with experience. Either you embrace it and

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a priest think they can add something
with this, you know my new bosses

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saw, or you feel threatened by
it and just don't even return a phone

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call. So is that what the
is that what you think the thirty year

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olds were doing? They were intimidated
by your by your resume. I think

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some of them, I mean not
all, I mean they're I mean I

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met with some people who are really
sharp and you know, may just not

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have wanted the old fart working for
him. See that's kind of what I

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assume, because if if I'm a
thirty year old and i'm you know,

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I'm in the position to hire a
general manager of a bar, restaurant whatever,

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somebody's cool, and then incomes of
incomes, what I'm assuming is a

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boomer even though you're not a boomer, Tray, You're you're like me,

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You're part of Gen X, and
but anyone older you just by now by

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like today's standards is pretty much like, oh, here comes the boomer coming

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in for a job interview. So
I kind of assumed that there was a

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little bit of agism at play.
So did you try to did you try

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to battle that agism at all that
you decide to go to invest in some

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just for men before interviews or anything. No, never even crossed your mind.

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No, I have never, you
know, I'm I am grateful to

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still have hair, so if gray
hair has never bothered me one bit,

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Nor have I ever thought about dyeing
my hair or anything like that. Uh

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No, I mean now I did, Like there was one person I interviewed

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with that I did make a terminal
mistake. And I knew the minute I

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said something. What was it?
Um? We were talking about um efficiency

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in liquor and and you know what
your liquor cost was and everything else.

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And they were telling me, oh, you know ours is and the liquor

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cost is basically the amount you paid
for a product divided by the amount you

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sold said product for and you come
up with a number, and so there

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there's factors in there. What are
you charging, how much you pouring everything

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else? But this person said,
oh, no, you know, and

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despite what you hear other some people
say like most places you run around twenty

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percent, especially when you factor in
everything is a lot of waste and draft

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beer and everything else. But this
person said, oh no, we you

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know have fifteen percent lookuor costs.
And I've kind of looked at them funny,

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really, and then they told me. They're like, I go,

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well, how much is your poor? And they're like, oh, we

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poor this amount and I said,
huh, I said, sorry, your

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bartenders and they were pouring this amount. And so you know, if you

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were to say we're pouring two ounces
and you really only pouring ounce and a

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half, it makes your numbers look
a lot better than they actually are because

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you know, technically you're saving a
quarter ounce every poor versus your report.

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So anyways, I learned I shouldn't
correct people in an interview or even have

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a look on my face like,
yeah, you're an idiot. Next time,

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lead with that. Yeah, so
you didn't try just for men.

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But but I'm thinking maybe it's some
different Maybe you change your look like something

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mod, maybe some platform shoes and
a nehru jacket, just go full disguise.

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Can I wear a monocle too?
I would strongly encourage a monocle people

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underestimate the power of the monocle.
You laugh, but I think it gives

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an air of aristocracy. I mean, look at mister Peanut. Yeah,

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you know, mister Peanut has never
been rejected for a job. No,

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he rose straight about the top.
We had one interview and that was as

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mister Peanut. He put on the
he put on the monocle and boomed.

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The job was his and he's never
had to look back. He's been there

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ever since, probably like sixty seventy
years. What about a pipe? A

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pipe is good, but a monocle
is better? Okay? Is being rejected

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by a bunch of thirty year olds? Is that why you've been telling us

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all about moisturizing Trey, trying to
trying to keep that youthful appearance. It's

405
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:06.720
like, sure there's some gray up
here, but yeah, but look at

406
00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:14.799
look at the baby smooth face.
Um, you know, I guess kind

407
00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:18.079
of. I that's just one of
those things I've I mean, being that

408
00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:26.200
I'm starting to look fifty. I
mean, I'm it's our fifties less a

409
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:29.640
little more than a year away.
I just I see people my age and

410
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:32.319
I'm like, oh crap, your
aging really badly and I don't want to

411
00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:34.359
do that next thing. You know, you're diving face first into a into

412
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:41.640
a tub of dove. Oh and
yeah, but uh so, yeah,

413
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:45.559
that's and honestly, that's one of
those things I've wish I could go back,

414
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:49.640
you know, twenty years ago and
find my younger self, slap the

415
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:52.359
crap out of him and say,
you know, go to AA and start

416
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:57.440
moisturizing. You know, most people
would take the back to the future route

417
00:31:57.440 --> 00:32:00.240
where they say, Okay, you're
gonna bet on the MAVs in twenty eleven.

418
00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:07.680
You know, if I was going
to do that, I'd be like,

419
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:12.720
you know, go buy bitcoin and
oh eight. Yeah, there's sort

420
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:15.599
of a laundry list of things that
we could then go back and tell our

421
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:19.200
younger selves. The problem with that
would be is, at least for me,

422
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.799
I'd have to go back to tell
my younger self things to invest in.

423
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:24.279
But in order to do it,
I'd have to give myself money because

424
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:27.880
I didn't have any at the time. I remember this. We were at

425
00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:31.240
Yeah, I was at the truck
yard over Greenville Avenue and talking to this

426
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:36.319
girl and she was adamant, said, and this is like twenty twelve,

427
00:32:36.519 --> 00:32:39.319
and she said, if you give
me five thousand dollars right now, you

428
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:45.720
will be a multimillionaire in ten years. And man, she was right,

429
00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:52.240
because I think I figured it out
that would have it would have been something

430
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:59.519
like, I mean, well over
one hundred million dollars. How did she

431
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:01.960
how did she at the time say
she was going to take your five thousand

432
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:07.079
dollars and turn you into multi millionaire. She was trading bitcoin like she was

433
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:13.000
doing like she was one of the
like had It was just becoming a thing,

434
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:17.880
and she was she knew more about
cryptocurrency than and but she was at

435
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:21.039
and she's like, if you invest
in it right now, she goes,

436
00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.000
you'll be you know, set for
the rest of your life if you give

437
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:25.519
it ten years. And it wouldn't
even that. I think really it was

438
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:31.440
about six or seven before it just
went through the roof. Now is she

439
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:36.480
is she a multi millionaire or did
she hang onto her crypto and now she's

440
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:38.920
And now she's out behind the bar
that you work out asking for scraps.

441
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.440
You know. I don't know what
happened to her, but I would be

442
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:47.119
willing to bet she is retired,
living off an island in an island,

443
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:53.480
well I'm halfway there, you know. I well, there were I you

444
00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:58.799
read stories. I mean I forgot
who it was saying about how they let

445
00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:04.960
someone pay him in bitcoin and and
like they paid for a like Domino's pizza

446
00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:09.920
and managed to give the delivery driver
talk him into taking bitcoin. It paid

447
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:15.159
him like five thousand you know,
bitcoins or something. I mean, at

448
00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:19.000
the other time, it was like
a penny or whatever for a pizza.

449
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:22.320
If that guy still had those bitcoins, oh my god, he'd probably owned

450
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:29.960
Dominoes at least a lot of franchises. I mean, you would take it.

451
00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:34.480
When it hit ten thousand, so
yeah, I mean that's you know,

452
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.639
fifty million right there. Yeah,
that's not a bad day, Yeah,

453
00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:42.880
considering it. Really it went up
to sixty three thousand, any idea

454
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:47.000
where it is now twenty in the
mid twenties, I believe. Wow,

455
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:51.400
I'm still surprised by that because to
me, the whole thing and I realized

456
00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:53.760
this, uh, not the most
recent super Bowl, but I think the

457
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:59.000
Super Bowl prior where all those crypto
ads were like Matt Damon telling you it's

458
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.320
like, hey, this is this
at the future you got to jump on

459
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:05.400
and what was it? Fortune favors
the bold it's like no fortune favor.

460
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:08.840
Like, what you're doing is you're
telling me someone that owns a bunch of

461
00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:14.440
bitcoin or cryptocurrency that an order for
your cryptocurrency to be worth it, damn,

462
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:17.079
you need the general public to buy
into it as well, because if

463
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:20.639
they don't, then it's not worked
nearly as much. It's just more of

464
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:22.880
like, Okay, fine, you
own a few things over there, but

465
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:25.360
that's really no big deal to me
because I think it's you know, fake

466
00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:30.199
or whatever. So that always to
me, it's sort of seemed like it,

467
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.559
only it wasn't a straight up scam. But in order for it to

468
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:37.559
make sense, in order for it
to actually be a real thing, a

469
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:39.039
bunch of other people got to buy
into it. Kind of like the New

470
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:43.159
York Stock Exchange. You can say, hey, I have a stock exchange

471
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:46.039
now, but if no one buys
into it, then you're just adud to

472
00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:51.639
a kiosk. The money now in
crypto is not in the buying and selling

473
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:53.119
of it, but in the mining
of it. I have a friend who

474
00:35:53.119 --> 00:36:00.920
went in with another friend and bough
an abandoned prison in West Texas so that

475
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:05.719
they could set up a bitcoin mining
operation. They have all this space,

476
00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:10.960
and he explaining to be how it
works, and it just sounds insane,

477
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:15.960
But basically, you enter these collectives
with other people who are also mining bitcoins,

478
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:22.480
and your computers have to answer some
sort of question and if they answer

479
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:25.599
the question correctly, then they get
a certain percentage of the profit of bitcoin.

480
00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:30.559
I mean, it's I'm not explaining
it exactly, but it's something along

481
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:35.159
those lines, and it just seems
to make no sense. But that's how

482
00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:40.920
money for bitcoin that is being mined
is apparently somehow apportioned among the people that

483
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:45.840
are actually mining it. And the
cost of the cost of the computers to

484
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:49.800
mine it goes up and down with
the cost of bitcoin. So part of

485
00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:53.719
the secret, he said, is
to wait until the price of bitcoin goes

486
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:59.679
low to stock up on the computers
that mine it, because the computers become

487
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:04.360
more valuable as the prices of bitcoin
rises, because you can make more money

488
00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:07.800
mining it during those times. I
mean, it's just I mean, he

489
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.760
knows what he's doing. He's a
tech entrepreneur, and yeah, or you

490
00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:15.800
have to you have to know a
computer person smart enough to solve the problem.

491
00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:19.880
The equation that you have to do
to get to that point. But

492
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:22.960
the biggest thing, you know,
you can you can go get a trailer

493
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:30.320
and like a a railcar type trailer
and you just need to air condition and

494
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:34.280
you stock it with servers and if
you if you know how to do it.

495
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:37.719
The biggest thing with mining for bitcoin, yeah you do get a percentage

496
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:40.880
of what you mind, I forgot
what it was. But but the power,

497
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.920
the electricity you have to you go
through to mine bitcoin is enormous and

498
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:52.000
that's been the challenge that he's had
that in cooling the prison, right,

499
00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:55.760
because you've got to keep the servers
cool. For a second there, I

500
00:37:55.840 --> 00:38:00.559
forgot that he actually put all the
servers in the computer in a prison.

501
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:04.119
It just I just thought normal prison
there in West Texas for it for a

502
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.599
very brief moment. Also, what
about the good old you know, you

503
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:09.199
know when a trailer was just you
know, it was like breaking bad.

504
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:12.239
You use an RV, you drive
out the middle of the desert, you

505
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:15.000
cook some method, then you go
back home. Now it's just like,

506
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:21.719
what's the trailer for I'm I'm mining
some bitcoin? I asked, are you

507
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:24.239
sure you're not making this up?
This just sounds made up? But no,

508
00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:28.760
I mean well, I mean,
you know it is because bitcoin's made

509
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:32.599
up right, right, But the
idea that there's you know, big money

510
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:37.239
to be made doing this process that
he describes just sounded outlandish to me.

511
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:44.800
But apparently it's a thing. Yeah, they're nowhere near smart enough to try

512
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.719
to figure that stuff out, and
I at least I'm aware of that.

513
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:52.440
What is it tray? Oh,
there's so many of the cryptocurrencies out there

514
00:38:52.480 --> 00:39:01.400
now, and like whichever one is
actually gains enough momentum that is will be

515
00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:07.599
traded between people. A lot of
people think it's gonna the gaming community is

516
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:14.159
what's going to really dictate the next
big thing in cryptocurrency, because what if

517
00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:19.960
they ever latch onto something that can
be traded amongst them, or who wins

518
00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:24.119
a game? Who you know,
basically betting gambling, but it's you really

519
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:28.800
can't regulate it. That's going to
be the next crypto that goes through the

520
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:31.760
roof. Well that's interesting because I've
got thirty two hundred Call of Duty points

521
00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:37.719
just sitting just sitting there in my
PlayStation account ready to be invested. But

522
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.400
trust me, I am nowhere good
enough to be able to actually bet it

523
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:44.840
and win. I'm that's that's not
that's not gonna be smart on my part.

524
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:46.800
But if I could, like if
there was going to be like you're

525
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:51.400
saying, betting, because you can
bet on sports, you can bet on

526
00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:53.760
boxing and football and all these things, I'd be okay with doing a little

527
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:58.280
esports betting. I can take some
of those some of those you know internet

528
00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:00.639
coins that I've got saved up my
seat heat coins, and then I can

529
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:06.079
uh put those on, you know, someone who I think is gonna win

530
00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:08.320
the next Call of Duty or maddened
tournament, and then boom, I'm I'm

531
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:17.760
making money. Try to be a
better way, probably the overall better way

532
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:23.400
is to go back in time and
uh slap yourself. Well, this is

533
00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:27.039
what probably what I would do.
I go back in time, slap myself

534
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:31.639
and say go to law school.
So then that way I can live the

535
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:38.880
life that that Everett lead leads to
be a better way. Well, look,

536
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:43.519
since you did that, it seems
like not fun or not exciting,

537
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:45.039
But to a bunch of other people, it's like, ah, that's that's

538
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:50.559
was clearly a successful path to take. No, no, no, I

539
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:53.800
mean it's I'm not I'm not complaining
about it, but you know there,

540
00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:57.159
I think, no matter what you
do, you always think, well,

541
00:40:57.159 --> 00:41:00.239
what if I've done something else?
So you know I have those thoughts too.

542
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:04.400
Sure, Yeah, because I know
that you're a you know, deep

543
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:07.719
down you're you want to be a
you know, a rock star, you

544
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.679
know, a metal god. But
at least you get good stories out of

545
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:15.239
the lawyer thing, like having a
guy who's on the verge of getting his

546
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:19.679
third duy, which will be a
felony, and he hits the realization that

547
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:22.840
he's gonna have to stop driving.
Yeah, you know, that sort of

548
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:30.519
wisdom is not imparted in everyday life, ordinarily to most people. Yeah,

549
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:32.280
I'm not sure if you get that
same story if you're if you're the lead

550
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:37.760
guitarist of Nun Puncher, that's true, that's true, although you know,

551
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:42.679
you know, I guess it depends
on well they're not you hang out with

552
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:46.639
this guy. Yeah, maybe maybe
if this guy's your roadie, yes,

553
00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:52.199
yeah, because he's certainly not driving. No, no, no, Insance

554
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.559
would never go for that. On
the flip side, one of the most

555
00:41:54.559 --> 00:42:00.280
successful people we've known was, you
know, barely a high school graduate from

556
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:09.480
Pleasant Grove And look at him.
Now you're listening to the treehouse visitors online

557
00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:19.239
that Treehouse on air dot com.
Thanks for the setup, Dre. That's

558
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:25.599
stung. Time now to welcome into
the treehouse. Daniel Cook from Cook DFW

559
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:30.159
Roofing and Restoration the phone number eight
three three Cook DFW, the website Cook

560
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:34.760
dfw dot com. You know,
one of the most important services you offer,

561
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.719
Daniel is a free roof inspection.
It's amazing, one of the most

562
00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:43.159
important services you offer you actually give
away for free. But that's because with

563
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.559
all the storms coming and going.
As a homeowner, you don't really know

564
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:49.239
what shape your roof is in.
No, Dan, You're right, and

565
00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:52.039
we get on some roofs and people
are shocked to find out the pictures that

566
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:55.039
we bring back down and show them. You know, did you know you

567
00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:59.280
have this or did you see that
the part of your chimney was coming off,

568
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.559
or did you know that you had
a boot that had you know,

569
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:05.840
blown off of one of your pipe
Jackson. So all of these things are

570
00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:08.559
critical to the integrity of the roof, and people do not take the chances,

571
00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:13.480
you know, to go up on
their own roof hopefully, and we

572
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:15.119
need and we don't want you to. So that's why you need us to

573
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.400
come out. We're gonna walk that
roof. We're gonna get up there,

574
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:21.800
we're gonna give you some pictures.
We're gonna give you a report and show

575
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:24.079
you exactly what you need to have
done on your roof to protect your home

576
00:43:24.159 --> 00:43:27.880
because you do not want to have
a leak in the middle of the night

577
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:31.079
or the next rainstorm that comes through. And figure out why I wish I

578
00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:35.440
had checked that roof before something like
this had happened, because I'm telling you,

579
00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.679
these water damages are big. Use
that phone number to get ahold of

580
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:43.400
COOKEDFW Roofing and restoration and schedule that
free roof inspection for yourself right now.

581
00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:47.760
Eight three three cook DFW eight three
three cook DFW or cookedfw dot com.

582
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:53.360
Business online at Treehouse on air dot
com. Let's welcome into the treehouse.

583
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:58.280
Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing, the website
Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com, the phone

584
00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:01.000
number two one four three six eighty
eight thirty eight. You've mentioned this before,

585
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:05.199
but I think it's important that we
bring it up again. Getting your

586
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:08.920
plumbing inspected when you're trying to buy
a house, because while a home inspection

587
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:13.880
is great and necessary, they're not
plumbers, and I think it's a great

588
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:17.760
thing that you offered those plumbing inspections
for people. Okay, so your general

589
00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:22.239
home inspector is going to look at
most things above your slab level, so

590
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:24.800
they'll know if you've got a kitchen
sink that's leaking in the cabinet, they'll

591
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:29.920
know if you've got a slow drain, and absolutely email me that inspection report

592
00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.000
and I'll ballpark everything it's going to
take to get those little things fixed.

593
00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:37.199
Which you should know that in advance
anyways, But those inspectors do not have

594
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:39.000
X ray vision. They can't tell
you what's happening below the slab, and

595
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:42.280
so if you've got a leak of
some sort, the best thing you can

596
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:45.840
do is know in advance so you
can try to negotiate down the sale price

597
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.559
of that house. I went and
actually protested my property taxes yesterday, and

598
00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:52.199
I cited that fact because I've owned
my house for less than a year.

599
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:54.360
Hey, look there was a sewer
leak. I argued my property taxes down

600
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:59.679
by so much yesterday because I was
an informed buyer. The more you know,

601
00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:01.440
the farther you'll go. So you
want to be in the noth and

602
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:06.679
called Jacqueline and her team at Brooks
Plumbing two one four three six eight thirty

603
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:09.000
eight thirty eight. That's two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

604
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:16.119
And of course Brooks Plumbing Texas dot
com. You're listening to the Treehouse

605
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:27.880
visitors online at Treehouse OnAir dot com. This segment of the Treehouse is brought

606
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:32.440
to you by Brooks Plumbing. That
is Brooks Plumbing Texas dot Com. Their

607
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:37.239
phone number two one four three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's two

608
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:40.480
one four three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. The website again for any

609
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:45.519
and all of your plumbing needs is
Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Jacqueline and

610
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:50.480
her boys will happily come out and
take care of anything you want or need

611
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:57.400
in the way of plumbing. Again, that's Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

612
00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:02.559
So, continuing on the theme of
Trey breaking the treehouse curse, he's no

613
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:07.079
longer unemployed. He's showing off now
he's got a new job. You want

614
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.920
to plug where it is again,
Trey Standard Poor twenty nine McKinney Avenue in

615
00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:19.920
Dallas. Uh do you think they'd
ever h so in in in celebration of

616
00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:23.559
you getting a new job. There's
some I found a fun story that has

617
00:46:23.639 --> 00:46:28.280
some jobs that people think are sexy. So I'm gonna I'm gonna share that.

618
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:30.159
We're you here in just a second
to see if your new job is

619
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:36.320
on there. Um, But speaking
of bars, do you think Standard and

620
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:42.239
Poor would ever entertain the idea of
of having this treehouse traveled to their respectable

621
00:46:42.360 --> 00:46:45.760
establishment and doing a doing a live
road show. Yes, I believe they

622
00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:50.159
would. Good to know us.
I've already, I've already, I've already

623
00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:52.480
mentioned it to the owner. Oh, I had a boy, look at

624
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:55.760
you work in it? Yes,
So, speaking of that, Everett,

625
00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:00.000
I'm not sure if you've noticed on
social media, but we did book ourselves

626
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:05.159
another Treehouse podcast live road show.
This next one is going to be Friday,

627
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:08.320
July seventh, from five to seven
pm at Daddy Rabbits Pub in Louisville.

628
00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:14.880
It's one twenty one and round Growth
in Louisville. Um, if if

629
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:19.079
you're not you know, doing anything
or you know, setting criminals free on

630
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:21.960
the streets, would you want to
come and hang out like we did to

631
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:24.119
the last one in Bedford. Yeah, let me check my calendar. Real

632
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:28.119
quick. I got my phone.
I'll tell you, okay, good up

633
00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:29.760
for a second there. I thought
you were going to say, yeah,

634
00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:32.480
let me check my calendar and I'll
get back to you never no, no,

635
00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:35.559
no, no no, I'll check. Take me two seconds. That's

636
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:39.360
awesome than yes or July the seventh. July the seventh, from five to

637
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:45.760
seven pm, it is a Treehouse
Podcast live road show. We'll record the

638
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:51.119
show right then and there at the
Daddy Rabbits Pub in Louisville. So if

639
00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:54.559
you come, you get to enjoy
the show in person. And that means

640
00:47:54.559 --> 00:48:00.840
you get to hear and see the
show before it drops on Monday. So

641
00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:01.760
if you come to the show,
it's sort of like a sneak peek.

642
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:07.199
You get to see it before anybody
else does. And we're also going to

643
00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:12.440
have some giveaways. We're gonna have
a handful of giveaways and some prizes,

644
00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:16.159
and of course drinks and which is
you know, no value to Everett or

645
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:22.440
Trey, but I'll have some.
You can have ours, that's right.

646
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.960
I feel like I did at the
last one. All of a sudden,

647
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:29.360
I looked down and I've got like
six shots in front of me. And

648
00:48:29.400 --> 00:48:32.159
it's mainly because Trey and Everett don't
drink, so they just you guys just

649
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:37.320
kept passing him down to the middle
to me. Well it should, you

650
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.159
know, somebody should make you so. Absolutely, I've got this. Uh,

651
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:51.719
I've got this Blacksmithing hacks webinarum the
afternoon of the set up. Let

652
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:54.880
me see if I can move that, and if I can, I'll be

653
00:48:54.880 --> 00:49:05.440
there. You have a blacksmithing blacksmithing
hacks you know, I mean there's some

654
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:10.400
things you can do apparently when blacksmithing
that really help make the process much more

655
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:17.480
efficient and profitable. How long have
you been um studying blacksmithing? Cool for

656
00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:21.840
the past six years? Oh so
six years? But you still need some

657
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:27.039
hacks. Well you can always learn
more. You've gotta stay on top of

658
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:30.119
your craft or you're you're gonna fall
behind. All right, Well, if

659
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:36.480
if you can, if you can
squeeze us in after your Blacksmithing hacks seminar,

660
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.440
we'd we'd really appreciate it, and
I know the listeners would would once

661
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:45.920
again love to see you and I
watch it while I'm there. Sure,

662
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:51.679
yeah, absolutely, maybe we can
all learn something while did you did you

663
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:57.599
use your blacksmithing talents to build your
owl house. I'm not. I don't

664
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.639
want to talk about that. Oh
is there like a blacksmith in code?

665
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:05.400
Owls or extincts? Let me just
say that I'm not even sure they still

666
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:10.239
exist. Well, they certainly don't
seem to exist in your backyard. That

667
00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:16.800
answers my follow up. Maybe we'll
have an answer to that. Trey July

668
00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:21.880
seventh, that Daddy Rabbits Pub in
Louisville five to seven pm. I mean,

669
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:23.920
did you did? Did you make
the owl house out of wood?

670
00:50:24.320 --> 00:50:28.320
Maybe that's your problem. Maybe maybe
need to craft it out of iron?

671
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:31.679
Now I had he was. He
got spive to the owl guy, which

672
00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:35.519
could be a misnumber. At this
point, I'm thinking they will. Do

673
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:43.400
you think you've got a little deceptive
trade practices claim against this guy? There's

674
00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:46.360
something amiss, But no, he
built it and I mean it. Oh.

675
00:50:46.840 --> 00:50:49.840
If I were an owl, I'd
be proud to live there, But

676
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:57.760
I'm not an owl sou But serious
question. Have you guys seen any owls

677
00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:06.920
lately in person? Not just on
TV or on the in or not?

678
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:08.599
I mean an actual owl? You
know you're right. I think the only

679
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:13.039
place I've seen any owls has has
been on Twitter, and as I mean,

680
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:15.639
I think we know that not everything
online is real and deep fakes,

681
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:19.440
deep fakes are a real thing.
So maybe the owls I've seen on Twitter

682
00:51:19.519 --> 00:51:25.559
or deep fakes. Oh but a
I anything's possible visually, So yeah,

683
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:30.480
I'm pretty sure they're extant. You
think there's a big cover up conspiracy about

684
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:36.760
owls? Absolutely? What what other
possible explanation could there be? You haven't

685
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:40.400
seen any owls, have you,
Trevor? Not not in Dallas where I

686
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:44.239
mean, I've go out in the
country. I see him. But but

687
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:47.840
when was that the last time you
saw an Now it's it's been a minute.

688
00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:52.280
I could not tell you exactly how
long it's been, but it's definitely

689
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:55.039
been a while. But I mean, maybe maybe they just don't like your

690
00:51:55.039 --> 00:52:04.000
house. No, they're extant.
Well, perhaps then if you ever decide

691
00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:07.239
to retire from lawyering, Everett,
maybe you could maybe you could start up

692
00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:15.719
an owl hunting business. Now it
interview with my blacksmithing. All right,

693
00:52:15.840 --> 00:52:17.239
fine, fine, fine, all
right? So speaking of jobs, so

694
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:22.519
Trey, do you think your job
at standard is at standard poor or standard

695
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:28.280
and port just standard poor? At
standard poor, which is something that you

696
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:34.280
never had during your drinking days.
Oh, I had a standard. It

697
00:52:34.320 --> 00:52:38.840
was a full glass. Your standard
was everyone else's all of it. Yeah,

698
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:44.039
your in your days, your standard
was everyone else's call for help.

699
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:49.840
Yeah. So, anyway, there's
a I think it's an adult toy website.

700
00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:52.679
It's I think it's lovehoney dot com. They they asked a bunch of

701
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:59.719
their customers what some of the sexiest
jobs are for people to have, and

702
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:07.480
and it's it's not it's not bad
as far as what some of these occupations

703
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:10.519
are. And honestly, some of
them are, you know, kind of

704
00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:16.679
easy to guess. So the top
sexiest according to women, the top sexiest

705
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:23.119
professions are firefighter, builder, police
officer, doctor, mechanic, paramedic,

706
00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:30.400
musician, electrician, farmer, and
lawyer. Yeah, right, there you

707
00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:34.639
go. Everett was at the bottom
of the list, though. No,

708
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:37.280
that's the top ten sexiest professions according
to women, So it's number ten.

709
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:42.760
But yeah, it's it's in the
top ten, which I think you could

710
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:46.320
then divide that list up into two
categories of women were saying sexy jobs by

711
00:53:46.360 --> 00:53:51.360
amount of money you make, and
then sexy jobs by either danger or just

712
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:57.800
mystique or the uniform. Yeah,
on the flip side, the top sexiest

713
00:53:57.840 --> 00:54:02.360
professions according to men, light attendant, nurse, secretary, teacher, actor,

714
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:07.840
police officer, doctor, maid,
singer, and Trey, here's yours

715
00:54:08.000 --> 00:54:13.199
bartender. So according to this,
you're you're you're sexiest among men. Trey,

716
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:19.760
congratulations. Lingerie model didn't make the
list, No, it didn't,

717
00:54:19.760 --> 00:54:22.239
And I'm with you. It's like, is that too obvious of an answer,

718
00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:23.719
because you know, I kind of
came up with my own list of

719
00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:30.280
sexiest you know professions, And if
I'm being honest, I think mine seems

720
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:36.920
I think mine seems better than this
one. And on end, hooker slash

721
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:40.920
stripper. How is that not making
the top ten of sexiest professions. That's

722
00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:45.880
that's one of the that's these,
that's these sexy you know profession or even

723
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:52.320
only fans model. That should be
an easy one. But a few of

724
00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:55.039
the other jobs I have on here
that I think are really sexy. Uh,

725
00:54:55.239 --> 00:55:04.599
there's the floor scrubber at an adult
theater, and and why do you

726
00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:09.960
think that's sexy? I mean,
having a clean place to to to jerk

727
00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:14.039
off around strangers? Is how is
that not a turn on? Trey?

728
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:16.840
But you want a dirt you want
a dirty, sticky floor. You know

729
00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:21.719
what, I hadn't thought of it, and that that perspective you're you're absolutely

730
00:55:21.719 --> 00:55:30.480
corrects a woman who believes in the
greater good. Um, Let's see what

731
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:34.079
else did I have? Oh?
Podcast host? Podcast host I think is

732
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:37.119
super super super super sexy. Right, I mean, come on, right,

733
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:40.360
Trey. I mean this means you
now get on two lists. You

734
00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:45.239
not only are you a bartender but
also a podcast host. I mean,

735
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:50.559
come on, who some other some
other jobs I think are super sexy.

736
00:55:51.239 --> 00:55:55.519
Uh, roofer, plumber. I
think plumbers are very sexy. Roofers are

737
00:55:55.599 --> 00:56:00.079
very sexy getting on there fixing shingles
and things. Hums lay in pipe pillow.

738
00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:05.119
Uh. And then probably the sexiest
would be, uh would be mortgage

739
00:56:05.199 --> 00:56:10.400
lender. I think mortgage lender is
extremely sexy. Wow, so you think

740
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:15.199
so? You think all our sponsors
are really sexy? Yes? I do.

741
00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:19.920
They are. They are very very
very sexy. They are sexy people

742
00:56:20.039 --> 00:56:24.119
promoting a very sexy podcast. I
mean, we all knew Rodney, but

743
00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:30.159
I you know, Rodney of course
is sexy. But glad to know you

744
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:36.679
think the other two are sexy professions
they are? Mean? I mean,

745
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:42.440
didn't you're the I mean rufer plumber. I mean that's that was on the

746
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:46.159
list. What the original list,
I mean handy like people who build stuff.

747
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:50.039
That's people like that, I guess, so I went more specific.

748
00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:52.239
I think it's I think it's you
need to be I think you're just trying

749
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:55.840
to kiss the sponsors ass. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah,

750
00:56:57.159 --> 00:57:00.599
if I'm being honest, is my
list a little tainted? Yes, yes

751
00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:02.239
it is. It's a little tainted
because I'm clearly biased and I'm okay,

752
00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:07.679
I'll admit it. That also reminds
me taint scrubber. Taint scrubber is an

753
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:16.519
extremely sexy profession. Yeah, it's
interesting. Yeah, yeah, because you

754
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:22.760
don't you don't want what was the
term of the the news guy from Houston,

755
00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:27.159
the crotch something or whatever, Oh
the gooch grease, gooch grease.

756
00:57:27.239 --> 00:57:30.599
Yeah, because I mean that's clearly
that's bad. So a good taint scrubber,

757
00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:35.920
that is, that is a sexy
position. Uh huh. It is

758
00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:38.400
like you you want to make millions
in life, you go to Houston and

759
00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:42.679
you start up a good taint scrubbing
business and you can help cure all the

760
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:46.119
gooch grease in and around the Houston
area. There's a lot of it.

761
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:52.679
I've lived there, and then once
you conquer Houston, go to New Orleans,

762
00:57:54.239 --> 00:58:00.199
you just spread city by city along
the coast. All right, Everett,

763
00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:02.360
thank you so much for hanging out
with us in the Treehouse today.

764
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:07.519
We look forward to seeing you,
hopefully if it doesn't interfere with your blacksmithing

765
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:13.480
at Daddy Rabbit's Pub for the next
Treehouse Podcast live road show Friday, July

766
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:17.760
seven, five to seven pm.
For all things Treehouse, follow us Treehouse

767
00:58:17.840 --> 00:58:22.000
OnAir dot Com at Treehouse on Air. For social media, for me,

768
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:24.960
it's at the Dan O'Malley. For
Trey, it's at Trey Trenholme One.

769
00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:30.480
For Everett Newton, the Rock and
Roll Attorney, his website Dallas Attorney dot

770
00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:36.639
com, and for his socials it's
at Everett Newton correct Everett's for Instagram,

771
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:39.440
which is at Evert Newton Attorney at
Everett Newton Attorney on Instagram. We'll see

772
00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:47.519
you guys next time in the Treehouse. The bye