Episode 48: F*ck You ERCOT!

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Welcome into the treehouse. Time to
leave those worries outside, well, almost

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all the worries. There is one
I do need to bring up here in

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just a moment. But first I'm
Daniel Malley along with Trey Trendholme and Raj

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Sharma. So there's one worry that
creeps in. No matter how high you

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build a treehouse or how low into
the ground you bury, I don't know

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it a groundhouse, or or how
thick the walls you make. Whatever it

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is, it's still hot. Yeah, and it is so hot in Texas.

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How hot does a thick garage that
Arcott is now asking everyone to voluntarily

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conserve, which is of course not
new, But every time I see the

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headline it makes me laugh because I
know that everyone just immediately just says fu

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to the voluntarily conserve after all the
crap that Texas has been through in recent

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years. When it comes to electricity, I think it's even worse. I

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think people will literally go and turn
their thermostat down a couple degrees when Urcott

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does that just to be a dick. Yeah, Spike is very spite is

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an extremely powerful motivator. I have
to ask, like, what do you

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set your like apartments at what is
the setting, like, what's your what's

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your act and my home or away
homes? Home day or night average?

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Do you have t X shoes free
nights and weekends? But all right,

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when I go to bed, when
I sleep, it's usually sixty seven sixty

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eight seven. During the day,
I usually put it about seventy two.

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If I'm not here, I put
it up to like seventy eight six.

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That's on your dog's tongue hangs.
Actually, you think with those temperatures,

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Daisy's tongue would stay in her mouth. That's cold. So yeah, that's

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what we used to do. That's
what we used to do. So when

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we lived in Texas, it was
at night, we would drop that ac

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down quite a bit because we like
it cold. It's one of the reasons

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my wife and I work out so
well together is that she likes it cold

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at night, and God bless her
for it. But here's the here's my

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question. Okay, understand this.
Do you like? Are you like?

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Okay, let's let's make it cold, but let's let's get under the down

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comforter because there's a resolution. Because
there's a resolution to that. It depends

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Raj Okay. So the comforter that
that that we have is a very lightweight,

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very breathable down comforter. So it's
mid too. Well, no,

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that's that's that's the one in Dallas. Okay. Here we just have like

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it's like a blanket. Yeah,
okay, So we're not we're not.

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We're not just throwing comforters around and
needing to turn the air down because our

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betting is too thick. No,
we're not. No, we we have

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appropriate betting. Yeah. But like
Trey, well, we would keep thermostat,

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you know, in the mid to
upper seventies if we could while we

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were there, if we weren't,
maybe turn it up to seventy nine or

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maybe eighty okay, which is but
but Urcott the Electric Reliability Council of Texas

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one of the most ironically named entities
in the history of ever. If I

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remember last year, the year before, they released their recommendations on what they

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wanted Texans to set their thermostats,
and it was like, during the day

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or away, they wanted you to
put it at like eighty two or something,

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and when you're home, they said, you know, let's see if

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you can do seventy eight and I'm
with Trey. Everyone's like, bitch,

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please, all of our thermostats are
in like seventy four, seventy two.

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Yeah, I'm a seventy four.
I'm I'm a good I'm a good seventy

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four. Like I'll turn it to
seventy two for a minute and then like

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I'm desert. People like, I'm
good with heat. I'm okay with it.

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Like people like it's hilarious to me, Like it's one hundred and nine.

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I'm like, and everybody in like
the Middle East is like, it's

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a very pleasant day night, put
put the jackets on. It's very it's

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very cool seven. But that's a
dry heat. Yeah. I'm like I've

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been when I when I did the
travel show for Amazon. Uh we had

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to do we did camel racing in
the desert in India, and uh,

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we get there at so we're supposed
to be there at I think ten.

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We didn't get there till eleven.
And they're like, I mean that window.

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I'm like, oh, like the
heat and you could see the camels

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and we should I should have known
something. Hindsights twenty twenty camels were in

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the shade, and I'm like,
that's weird. This is kind of their

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hood. Uh. And then we
had a huge tent with the air conditioning

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units pumping in and uh we went
to the go do the camel racing and

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the my my my camel when when
when they when the race started, it

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took two steps and was like f
this uh and just sat down and the

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handle that's actually that's actually a great
barometer. Yeah that I wish more.

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I wish that. I wish that
the meteorologists would would use those uh in

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their in their weather forecast because it's
it's camel. Pay a lot more intention

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if say, Pete Delkis had a
shot at the zoo of the African animals

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in the shade, Like, that's
a new that's a new gauge that they

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can use for the rest of us
to visually understand how hot it is the

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lions are in the shade. Maybe
you should do the same. Yeah,

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if it's camel sitting hot, Uh, it's it's so about noon is when

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like and I asked the handler,
I was he was trying to prod him

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to get him up, and I
was like, what's the problem. It's

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like, is he hurt? Is
he not not used to this? And

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he goes, it's too hot.
Better. I'm like, why why are

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we here if it's too hot for
the camel? What are we doing here?

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Uh? And then we wrapped it
up around I think twelve thirty or

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one, because it was one hundred
and I think it was one hundred and

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seventeen in the shade and I think
it was one twenty three or whatever it

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was. And they told us we
had to leave because flesh starts cooking at

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one hundred and twenty seven. So
we were we were back like we got

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We woke up at six, got
to the desert, back in the hotel

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by three. I was like,
well, that was a good day of

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shooting. That was so on Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, August seventeenth was

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the hottest day of the year up
up until that day, and that could

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not broke the record for the year. But then Friday, things are supposed

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to be hotter at temperatures was expected
to reach one ten, possibly one eleven.

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Again that's the temperature, yeah,
not the heated decks. The record

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for August eighteenth is one hundred and
twelve degrees. That was set in nineteen

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o nine. Okay, and now
that's what I'm saying nineteen o nine,

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it was one hundred and what one
hundred and twelve, they didn't have a

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c No. Yeah, let's let's
let's try to live like them. No.

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Oh, dear Godna, I like
the progress we've made with air conditioning

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technology. I don't want to ever
go back like I've I've heard of families

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that will do this in the summer
of all times, where they'd go to

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camps that are that are that are
designed to show families what it was like

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to live in colonial era. Like. No, I want none of I

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don't want. I don't even I'm
pretty sure most of the country doesn't even

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want to revert back to the sixties, let alone the seventeen sixties pioneer camps.

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And Arcot's new slogan is live like
it's nineteen o nine. That's what

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it should be. Conserve like it's
nineteen o nine. Yeah. The Texans

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may be asked to conserve power on
Friday because extreme heat is testing once again

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the state's power grid. This summer
will be remembered for some pretty extreme temperatures,

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and that has repeatedly sent the demand
for electricity higher than it's ever been.

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Many are naturally wondering if the state's
power grid will be able to hold

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up to Erkot and the PUC the
Public Utility Council kind of do a collective

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emo Elmo gift of them. Yeah. I actually no, they're not,

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because they've already announced that, Uh, our gyle is going to be a

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rolly have a rolling blackout tonight.
What's our guyle up to that they're getting

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that fight? You don't know what
our gyle did get into race a horse

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farts taking their toll. I my
parents would do this thing you're talking about

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the Pioneer camps. My parents did
this thing where we would go to I

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don't know, uh, like some
like like, where would you guys go

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for your summer vacation? Did you
have besides like your hometowns on vacation vacation?

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Where would you go pleasant climates or
water parks or something like that.

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Typically for us, it was typically
it was a family member's house that we

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were required to go visit. So
it would be a road trip to you

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know, East Texas to visit my
he's just great grandmother, or it might

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be my more fun and pleasant grandmother
in Tulsa or actual Tulsa Tree, not

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Saint Tulsa. It might also be
a visit to Worlds of Fun in Kansas

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City or six Flags. We would
do that, and then twice when I

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was a child, we did Disney. Wow. See my parents would do

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this thing. Also did Granton a
couple of times. So my parents would

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do this thing where we would go
to this magical place called New Delhi in

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the summer and they have you know, India at one point four billion people.

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Uh, they've been doing rolling blackouts
forever. So you'd go to sleep

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just fine, and you would wake
up literally drenched in your own sweat.

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Uh. And this was supposed to
be our So when the first time I

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remember that? So tell me what
you did on your summer vacation, uh

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paper that you're supposed to write when
you got back to school. I'm like,

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not die, that's what That's what
I did, Drey. What were

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your summer vacations? You know?
I I I had very few. We

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went to uh Winter Park twice as
a kid. That really was about the

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it. My dad was not a
big traveler and neither was my mom.

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And so okay, so you kind
of stayed local. Yeah, stayed and

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Dan, I have to say something
when when you identified your grandmother, your

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great grandmother is extremely racist. I
think that goes without saying at this point,

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I think we all know that that
grand that that that my great grandmother

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Sira was racist. That yeah,
that generally that people from that era were

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just had a different view on life. That's the part of nineteen o nine.

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We don't want to live like right, yeah, but I don't see

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in your right. Like I had
an X and they lived in Arlington,

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and it was sixty four in their
house. Always didn't matter. It didn't

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matter if if everybody was out of
the house, nobody, nobody turned it

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down. It was like I froze
to death many a time, to the

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point where for Christmas they bought me
another comforter for the Bensam summer mittens.

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Yeah. Like it was a little
little things you can crack and put in

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your pocket to keep you warm.
Yeah, yeah so they Yeah, so

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I understand. But I mean,
for these the types of people that urcott,

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the Electricity Reliability Council of Texas is
targeting when they say it's so hot,

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we need you to conserve. Whereas
yeah, Trey, I think you're

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correct as well. I think the
majority of Texans, and I think people

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in general, when they're told to
do something, we all want to go

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m F you. But especially when
it's a hundred and twelve degrees temperature with

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a heat index of one hundred and
India, we don't. We don't want

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to be told where to set our
thermostats. So much so when Urcott then

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comes out and says, hey,
would you mind voluntarily conserving my responses would

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you voluntarily suck a bag at Well, it depends on the bag. Honestly,

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I Ercott, when you ask me
to conserve energy, I want you

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to suck so many bags that you
look like Joey Chestnut on the fourth of

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July, so seventy six. Hey, you know how you know how many

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over the years, you have helped so

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many of our listeners get into homes, and those homes are typically the single

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family residences. But that's not all
you do. You also expand out into

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unique properties. What are those?
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We're seeing a lot of our buyers
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Barneminiums, which we do offer where
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people are buying double wide mobile homes
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client recently buy a double wide mobile
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bought it for three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. They're like, this is

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way cheaper than single family residents live
in. We've just had people buy a

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Barneminium. They bought one for seven
hundred thousand dollars. So we think about

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Barneminiums being maybe just smaller structures.
Many of these are larger structures and people

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just want a different change in live
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loans in the DFW Metroplex, we
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and we're also licensed in most states
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a client that just got called back
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meant you had to move back to
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Daniel Cook has told us heat does
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So give them a call so they
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the status of it for free.
Eight three three Cook DFW. So rage,

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I believe I showed Trey this a
couple of weeks ago, but I

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don't think I've showed you yet.
While we were gone in Texas, our

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house here in St. Thomas had
a couple stay to how sit how Sit

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slash pet sit. The main goal
was to take care of our animals right,

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yes, you got the two dogs, the two cats, eight chickens

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now and the main goal was for
us to return to here from Texas with

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all twelve still alive. Now.
Granted, Joel is like sixteen now,

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he's setting five pounds. He's like
a sixteen year old dog, which makes

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him like a kung fu master in
a movie old human years. And it's

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weird because I he'll stroke his like
four foot long beard. But whatever the

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point is, he's an old dog. And I was legitimate. I was

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legitimately worried about whether or not he
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Luckily he is. So we're very
very happy. We feel very very

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blessed. However, now we've been
back for a number of days, we

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keep discovering things that the house sitters
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So I'm going to give you the
teaser to set the tone. Okay.

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One of the first things we found
when we came home, as we

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walked into this room, this office
that you see me and and on an

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end table where a lamp sits,
Tara found this. It is a It

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is a It is a cardboard toilet
paper roll with no toilet paper and a

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quarter sticking out of it, looking
like a saw blade flew off of a

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saw into it, except it's a
quarter. Gotcha, why why? Why

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why is this quarter sticking out the
side of a toilet paper roll? I

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think I think it's on an end
table for us to flo You're missing the

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abstract art, Dan, The metaphor
is it's on the end table because it's

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it could be a metaphor for our
for our for our money, for our

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for our content. It's a statement
on consumerism and how you should take your

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American money and much of it up
your ass flush it down the toilet.

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Ah, that makes more sense.
Uh see, you're missing the point.

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Or it could be money ain't I
don't know what it means. Uh money,

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money ain't a thing. I don't
know what is? Have you have

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you looked it up? It could
be a yeah. Also they could have

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been working on like a makeshift bongb
I don't. I don't know. I

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had my my buddies in college.
Uh made bonds out of many a thing.

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I've never seen that. Or it
could be a guy who's like,

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I want to start doing magic.
I've seen them used to let paper and

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a quote paper towel rolls for bongs. Yeah, but what was the quarter

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to do? It wouldn't be the
thing to take out open it up and

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then he puts upthing there like to
put the weed on. And then this

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is why I needed to ask you
guys what this thing was, because I

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had faith that you might be able
to come up with something possible. And

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I feel like you have because this
is not the only random thing we have

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found in our house since the people
left. And keep in mind we never

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actually met these people. They we
knew them from like friends of friends,

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right, okay, and live in
your house semi quasi strangers. We talked

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on them beforehand. They were friends
of friends, and and we trust those

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friends. Those friends trust them,
so therefore we just carried it over the

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trust. Then obviously we get home
and weird things start appearing like this,

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and Trey, I think you may
be onto something because this may have been

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the start of a white trash uh
bong. Because one of the things I

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found on the floor in the kitchen
was a broken glass pipe. Oh yeah,

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there you go, and it looked
like it had had some various forms

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of smoke passed through it. So
I took a whiff of and I was

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like, yeah, that's weed.
Oh interesting, Okay, So what I

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think then may have happened, if
Trey is correct here is they broke whatever

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glass piper bong that they brought and
then had to resort to at least the

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failed attempt at the toilet paper quarter
roll bong. Do you guys not have

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pringles in your house? Do you
guys not carry the famous pringles we we

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I think the whole is probably too
big, because I mean, you have

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to have put it up to your
mouth. No, no, you can

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put the piet youth. I've I
watched it happen. That's why I've I

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said a long time ago. If
corporations want to solve problems higher stoners,

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oh, I couldn't agree with you, bore you. You give them a

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set of problems and you know I
mean they're yes, yeah, you know,

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yes, yeah, two balls,
a string and a paper clip and

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you know, a rubber band next
thing. You know, they're high as

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a kite because all I mean,
because like nature, stoners find a way.

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Yes, yeah, I want,
I want to look at it.

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Can we look up? Can we
look it up? Paper roll with quarter?

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Yeah? So while while one of
you looks that up, let me

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let me give you an idea of
some of the other things that we've discovered

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since the house sitters left. Okay, For example, we have the toilet

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paper roll with the quarter. Okay, we've also hey, I had to

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make a couple of notes here,
there's a missing wine glass. Have no

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idea where that is. And it's
easy to know that some of these things

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were missing because we don't have very
many of them. Like we're not wine

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drinkers. We only had two wine
glasses, so it's very obvious ones missing,

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so they didn't replace that. There's
also a missing cereal bowl. I

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keep track of all cereal bowls in
this house, and it ain't there.

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Also, we had we had told
them, if you use anything, go

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for it. But just if you
use up something, just replace it.

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That's all we asked, right,
Yes, roommate etiquette. Roommate etiquette.

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Yeah, so what they went through
and did not replace includes aluminum foil.

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Two rods by the way, Yeah, they're making So they went through all

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the aluminum foil, left the box
with the tube in the box in the

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drawer without even throwing it away.
Same thing with the parchment paper box.

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Same thing with our tide pods.
They used all of our tide pods and

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then instead of replacing it with new
tide pods, they replaced it with the

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cheap box powder stuff you find in
an upside down logoed laundromat. Other things

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that they had done, they moved
furniture for some reason. No idea why

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there's a box fan that that we
keep in the office kind of tucked away.

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It's in the middle of the room. No idea why it's in the

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middle of the room. They didn't
even bother to put it back. They

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used up almost all my hot sauces. That's almost a you know, a

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felony offense in this house without replacing
them. They watched numerous plants die because

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we have plants inside so you can
watch them go from green to brown.

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So they watched plants die. They
also rearranged drawers, which has Tara wanting

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to hunt them down in the States
because Tara is organized and she put all

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those drawers exactly how they're supposed to
be. And then it's almost like they

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knew Tara did that, so they
wanted to go into the tupperware drawer and

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rearrange all of it just to piss
her off. Also, there's these weird

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dust rings on the glass top patio
table outside and I think if you found

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the right hookah, I think their
dust rings would match. It sounds that

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way because the foil, the foil
and the glass pipe. I've watched enough

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intervention. Uh. They also for
some reason, uh, like they removed

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a power strip and I no idea
where it is to this day. And

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they also the candles that we have
around the house. You know how like

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most people will buy candles from you
know, uh, Bath and bodyworks,

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and then never actually burn them,
or only burn them a little bit just

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to make it look like they've been
used to get a nice scent in the

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room. But those candles last for
years, not ours. Ours lasted about

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five weeks for these people to live
here, and they burned down all of

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our goddamn candles. Maybe they're just
sexy people. I don't know what to

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tell you. Maybe there's like,
maybe put the put the foil hat on,

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burn some candles, let's smoke some
wheat, and then you know what,

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Maybe we're sounds like you just had
stoners that got high and decided they

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were gonna, you know, rearrange
furniture and do various things, do a

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lot of laundry. Yeah, they
did use a lot of tide pods.

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And now what I'm worried about is
that they got so high off of their

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toilet paper roll bongs that they didn't
actually use the type pods in the washing

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machine. I'm afraid they just straight
up eate them. Yeah they did.

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Maybe they were in the type on
challenge and were victorious, I guess because

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they made it off Island May at
other Yeah, a little tipporary breaking bad

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in your house and had a little
meth din in your house. You know,

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guys, honestly, all things are
on the table here because there's no

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way to you know, confirm or
deny any of these things. I've seen

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the foil thing where on in Like
I said, I've watched enough intervention.

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I've seen the foil thing in the
glass pipe where they put their it's the

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way to smoke heroin. I've also
seen someone, a girl I went to

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high school with. We lived in
the same apartment complex, and she would

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occasionally ride with me to school.
She turned aluminum foil, yeah, into

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a pipe to smoke on the way
to school. Yes, and she took

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the she she fashioned the aluminum foil
into a pipe, and then she took

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the little screen underneath the fawcet in
the sink and use that in the pipe.

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Yes, and I have seen that
as well. Uh, spring break

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necessity is the mother of an invention
on spring break. But yeah, I

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have you talked to your other friends
about this about what happened? Not yet,

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But but it seems like we've discovered
so many things now it almost seems

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like we have to say something.
Yeah, or maybe they're just those people

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that are like, let's just move
stuff around and see if they notice,

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Oh we noticed thing is like that
that was done on purpose. It certainly

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feels like it feels very aggressively passive
aggressive. Yeah, this is someone's tupperware

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drawer and completely rearrange it. Yes, And this is why I go back

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to my philosophy of why are you
letting people you don't know? Okay,

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this is on you now, this
is not their fault. You let them

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live in your home. Uh huh, you don't know them, No,

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you you they they they they that's
their house. Now you're lucky, they're

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they're like, you're lucky they didn't
start squabbing. And now you're just you're

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back in Dallas and they have your
pets in your house. You know what

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rids Honestly, with everything they've done
in this house and the way they left

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this house, I wish they were
still squatting there when I got home,

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because keep in mind I had just
gotten off a plane from Texas. I'm

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about to conserve their ass. Wow, I just I would never I had

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one time, one time, one
time in La the ex wife and I

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were going to India and we're gonna
be gone for a couple of weeks because

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I rerouted us through Hong Kong,
through sorry, through Incock, so she

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could see her dad because they haven't
seen each other in years and that's where

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he lives. And uh, it
was it was one of her fellow Australians,

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didn't know her, just found her
on Australians in La. I'm like,

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all right, sure, it's like, oh, this is the Aussie.

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It'll be fine. And I have
a watchbox and we all know about

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my fondness for watches. I have
a watch box and I watches. You

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have no idea and I have about
fifteen fifteen or sixteen now, uh.

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And I left my Blue Face Movado
in the watchbox. I took the other

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four whatever that I was gonna wear
while I was gone. And I came

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back and I went our fault,
not theirs, our fault. And she's

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like, what happened? I was
like, they stole my watch? This

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is why. Sure it wasn't just
like a like a rogue koala that she

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had the that's what I would call
the girl that lived in that house.

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She was a brogue koala. That's
what I look with a nice watch.

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Yeah, or for or or however
much she pondered for. But this is

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why you don't. You don't let
people live in your house. You don't

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let strangers deliver you food. What
are we doing is we're getting in people's

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cars now because they have a good
rating. What are you doing our whole

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lives we were told to stay out
of people's cars. We really have come

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full circle, especially especially Uh,
I'm especially tempted to get in somebody's car

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if they also have my food.
We're listening to the Treehouse because it us

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online that Treehouse on air dot com. Okay, let's get Daniel Cook into

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the Treehouse now from Cook DFW Roofing
and Restoration, the phone number eight three

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three Cook DFW, the website Cook
dfw dot com. Now, Daniel,

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you told me something recently. I
think it's important that we share this with

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our Treehouse family. And that is
not all warranties are created equal. How

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so, Dan, that's a huge
deal right there. So the warranties that

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you receive from your contractor are definitely
not going to be the same. Most

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people don't know this, but a
contractor cannot even give you a valid warranty

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through the manufacturer unless they are certified
and they are redshirt with that manufacturer.

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So sometimes you'll see guys coming out
there with different products every day. They

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don't have a certain product that they
are endorsed in red shirt with verify that

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they're you know, have insurance,
they are accredited contractor with installation processes has

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been verified. And so those warranties
that a contractor may say you get,

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you may not truly be receiving the
RIDTHM when it needs it. So we

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are a Owens Corning preferred contractors,
so we're able to provide a warranty that

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most contractors do not automatically. So
we stand behind our installation and our product

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more than majority of the contractors out
there. So that's a big, big

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difference, and so you need to
verify what kind of warranty you're going to

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receive. And also on top of
that, when you sell your house,

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say you're gonna sell your house in
three years, is that warranty transferable?

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Our's this so you can actually tell
your homeowner you're going to get another roof

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warranty more than what most people are
going to get, and you're going to

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get the same coverage that that homeowner
had when they bought it. Give Daniel

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00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:39.799
Cook and his guys to call it
Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration. They know

406
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:44.599
their stuff and you get their free
roof inspection eight three three Cook DFW eight

407
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:50.880
three three Cook DFW or Cooke DFW
dot com is online that treehouse flare dot

408
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:55.240
com. All right, let's get
Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse again.

409
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:59.200
Their phone number two one, four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.

410
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:01.519
And the website which is always fun
to look at, nose doc photography.

411
00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:06.720
I remember that is Brooks Plumbing Texas
dot com. All right, So

412
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:08.119
what did you want to hit me
with today, Jacqueline, Well, I

413
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:12.400
was so. I know that some
of your listeners are actually plumbers because they're

414
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.160
friends of mine or they work with
my fiance. But for those of you

415
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:19.920
who don't know, there's three key
components, three rules of life when you

416
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:23.839
are a plumber, and the rules
that we live by essentially are payday is

417
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:29.799
every Friday. If your employer can't
pay you, jump ship immediately, uh

418
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:37.440
shi, t rolls downhill, and
never eat with your hands because it's my

419
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.519
pun that I like to make because
of tankless water heaters. Is it's a

420
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:45.799
tankless job, but somebody's got to
do it. That's my pun. Wow,

421
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:47.839
Wow, you know what. I
think you're missing something. Hang on,

422
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:51.759
hang on, find this for here
on the fly real quick. Here.

423
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:59.119
That was so good, I'm going
to give you the end of show

424
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:04.200
music. Good job, Want want
one. Actually, it's funny. I

425
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.679
think they say that puns are the
lowest form of humor unless they they are

426
00:34:07.760 --> 00:34:10.800
your own. That one is mine, and then for your listeners only,

427
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:16.119
I'll also say that, since we
have that little rubber ducky, the unwritten

428
00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:21.360
slogan of the company is duck around
and find out how quick we can get

429
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:24.639
it done. Yeah, you know
what. I like that one a lot.

430
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:27.440
I think that needs to be on
the side of the van. I

431
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.159
would have loved to have seen that
on the side of the van parked in

432
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:32.880
front of my house a couple of
weeks ago. He ducked around and found

433
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:37.000
out, Okay, one more,
one more, one more. I will

434
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:43.000
tell I'm we are wildly Italian.
All of my grandparents immigrated from Italy,

435
00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:45.599
and I can tell you on what
day and on the name of what vote

436
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:50.519
et cetera, et cetera. And
so we started a like a side company

437
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:54.599
called Godfather Plumbing, which is completely
out of commission because it terrified North Texans.

438
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:59.400
They were not ready to see this
truck rolling down the highway with the

439
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:05.480
silhouette of three men holding guns and
plungers. And the tagline for that company

440
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:08.599
was, we don't horse around with
your plumbing problems because you know the horsehead

441
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:20.119
who it was such a good idea
on paper call for the plumbing, stay

442
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:22.760
for the laughs. It's Brooks Plumber
two one four three six eight thirty eight

443
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:27.119
thirty eight. Two one four three
six eight thirty eight thirty eight, or

444
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:30.519
the website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot
com. I would have called Godfather's Plumbing,

445
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:39.760
by the way, I would You're
in book Treehouse. Visit us online

446
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:45.079
a treehouse on air dot com.
This segment of the Treehouse is brought to

447
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:50.679
you by Brooks Plumbing their phone number
two one four three six eight thirty eight

448
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:53.159
thirty eight. That's two one four
three six eight thirty eight thirty eight for

449
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:58.960
any and all of your plumbing wants
and needs. All the plumbers we trust

450
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:06.599
here in the Treehouse at Brooks Plumbing
the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

451
00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:08.400
So yeah, on that little break
in there, I forgot to mention to

452
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:14.159
you Trey and Raj. Yeah,
the people that were house sitting slash pet

453
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:16.440
sitting for us, Yes, they
live in a van in the States the

454
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:17.840
rest of the time. No,
no, no, no, no,

455
00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:22.880
back up the story you were talking
about your upstairs whoever they are. We

456
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:27.559
have friends that have friends that live
in a van, and we like these

457
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:31.280
friends. They're young and responsible.
Let meca, they're friends. No,

458
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:32.920
no, no, no, no, let me recap the story. You

459
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:37.760
said, these friends came to you
and said because they're highly responsible friends and

460
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:43.519
you love them. They said,
hey, these are our friends. They're

461
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:46.800
like us, and you went,
oh okay, and they go instead of

462
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:53.079
living on an island, they just
live in a van and that's what they

463
00:36:53.159 --> 00:36:57.159
do. They just travel the States
in a van. Okay, you're correct.

464
00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:00.320
I'll rephrase and say the exact same
way that I that I that I

465
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:02.440
told you in trying the break.
Yes, So our friends who we love

466
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:09.840
and trust, h they live on
an island here right and they live they

467
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:12.920
live on St. Thomas. And
they said, hey, we have these

468
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:15.559
friends that are like us. They're
they're young, but they're very responsible,

469
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:22.400
they're great, and they live in
a van state side and travel the country.

470
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:27.719
Okay, so except their living situation
is different, that's what was told

471
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:30.159
to us. No, no,
no, that's not a living situation.

472
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:34.599
No no, no, that's not
they're living situations not different. You live

473
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.360
in a house, they live in
a car. That's that's a different.

474
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:43.320
Are we talking about like an RV
type van or are we talking about like

475
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:46.719
the neck Lady van my uncle used
to have, or or are these people

476
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:51.400
solving crimes? What do they have
a dog that talks? Uh? Like?

477
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:52.519
What do we like? This is
what I'm trying to figure out,

478
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:57.679
Like did you have it was the
mystery man that talk the talking dog and

479
00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:00.400
the weed? Then that that does
tie? It makes sense? That makes

480
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:05.320
sense. Ye had it been had
it been Daphne and Fred living in our

481
00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:07.039
house from the van life, we
would have been fine. But instead we

482
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:15.440
got shaggy it Scooby those links.
Uh yeah of course, now all of

483
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:19.480
those Now this isn't it. This
doesn't all of it make sense? Now?

484
00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.760
Yes, they took your tide pods? How else do you wash clothes

485
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.800
when you live in a van like
you're not stopping to get tide pots if

486
00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:30.880
you can steal somebody's. They needed
foil to cover up the windows in the

487
00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:36.199
van. So you're saying all the
stuff that turned up missing, it wasn't

488
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:38.159
because they used it and replaced it. They just took it. Yeah,

489
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:42.199
and they don't know how to water
plants because you don't have plants in a

490
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:47.320
van. You don't need to have
plants in a van to understand to watch

491
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:51.880
her green things when you're house sitting. Also, you know, god damn

492
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.159
good, well they got at least
one plant in that van. Yeah,

493
00:38:54.320 --> 00:39:00.119
yeah, that one they burned.
They don't water. They burned that plant.

494
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:05.639
And then the toilet paper roll,
and the quarter now makes sense.

495
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:07.880
It's like, hey man, we
used to ball your toilet paper. We

496
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:10.559
don't know how much it costs because
we live in a van. So here's

497
00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:15.920
a quarter attached to the toilet paper
roll because that's how much we believe your

498
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:20.719
poop costs. Here you go,
now all of this, But the one

499
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:25.679
thing that you said was missing that
ties all this together is the power strip

500
00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:32.360
because they probably had they probably set
up a grow house for five weeks and

501
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:37.320
they literally like they grew their supply
for a year. Yeah, yeah,

502
00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:40.119
your house. That's why they flowed
the windows that they had the hydroponics going

503
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.360
on power supply. When you get
your energy bill, if it's through the

504
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:49.880
roof, yeah, exactly what happened. So that's the other thing I didn't

505
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.239
tell you. I'm certain that the
energy bill is going to be through the

506
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:57.000
roof because one of the first things
we noticed we got back, besides the

507
00:39:57.039 --> 00:40:01.079
TP roll with the quarter stuck in
it, is the water dripping down in

508
00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:07.039
our What's basically it's it's like an
open air basement, So the water dripping

509
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:15.320
down underneath the house clearly had been
doing so for a long time to the

510
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:22.599
weed plants moist. Well, what
I'm pretty sure they were doing is they

511
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:27.599
were running the air conditioning so much
and so cold, they clogged the main

512
00:40:27.679 --> 00:40:32.599
drain line. So water was backflowing
into the unit area and then into the

513
00:40:32.679 --> 00:40:38.119
concrete floor and then so heavily it
was soaked up so heavily it was then

514
00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:43.679
seeping through the concrete, dripping into
the driveway. Yeah. I don't know.

515
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:49.320
I think that the colder climate makes
for a stronger strain. So let's

516
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:52.440
just see what the market does in
the us after this trip. Let's see

517
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:59.599
if like there's a new strain called
O'Malley cush. It's gonna be O'Malley's house

518
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:08.599
once in a lifetime strain. Yeah, Omaldy's House tie pod strain. That's

519
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:12.440
gonna be the best weed ever ever. Was gonna talk about it all for

520
00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:16.440
a quarter. Everybody on the scene's
gonna be like, dude, these guys

521
00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:20.920
in a van rolled up and just
gave us some Omaley cush, best weed

522
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:24.920
ever so cold? Uh tastes like
dead plant. Yeah, this this makes

523
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:29.440
all the sense. None of none
of any of this should surprise you.

524
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.679
So on one hand, I'm glad
that I feel like we have a plausible

525
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:45.039
theory it's what happened. But I'm
mad now because I feel stupid, but

526
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:47.400
also because i feel stupid in that
I'm not getting it cut of any of

527
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:53.800
my own cush. They did it
leave me leave you a sample? No,

528
00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:58.719
they should. They should have left
just the just the toilet paper roll

529
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.960
with a quarter in it to put, Hey, you for the toilet paper,

530
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.559
because that's how much they think it
costs, and then just a little

531
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:06.559
nugget right next to it, as
any man, thank you so much.

532
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:09.239
And then thank you so much for
letting us profit off of your home.

533
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:13.519
I love it. Okay, this
makes so much more sense. I thought

534
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:17.000
you're just letting random strangers live in
your house, but they probably I should

535
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:20.880
have left you so and just said, hey, you can make some good

536
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:22.599
brownies with this. But hey,
you need to go to the store and

537
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:34.800
buy some foil. You'll need parchment
paper for the bread. You both you

538
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:43.679
write in the asses eyes and nose, you in both ears at the same

539
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:52.239
time. Ps your tide pods are
out, and you both for being right

540
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:10.440
The truth hurts man. Be sure
to follow all things Treehouse. You don't

541
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:16.320
want to make it feel better,
O Malley, couch numb the pain.

542
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:27.480
Follow all things Treehouse at Treehouse on
Air, the website Treehouse on Air dot

543
00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:30.239
com. Follow us on socials.
For me, it's at the Daniel Malley.

544
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:34.159
For Trey, it's at Trey Trend
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545
00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:37.559
at Rage. Be sure to listen, which probably already have, but just

546
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:40.679
keep doing that. Listen like,
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547
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548
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