It's Friday!!!! #30 | Tone Bell, Methiolate, and Dogs in Costumes

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It is time to leave your worries
outside join me. Daniel Mallley trade Trendholm

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and in for raz Sharma today.
Not gonna lie. It's an upgrade comedian,

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television host and friend of the Treehouse
for many years. Mister Tombey,

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what's happening fellas? Oh did you
just roll out of bed? Yes?

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Thank you for being honest. I
appreciate yes, yes, yes. I

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have a very few players today because
I get hit the road tomorrow. So

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I was going to do nothing.
And when you call me to fill in,

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I go, I'm not going to
do anything special. Nothing I wouldn't

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do. I'm not getting dressed.
All got today is a haircut and pack

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some bags. So you're getting rogue
tone today, Dan, we'll take it.

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Yeah. I figured you either just
rolled out of bed or you're just

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coming off of Jedi training. Either
way, thank you for taking the time.

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Well, I mean, if I
can't take I gotta tell you what

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you might believe, not the truth. I also appreciate that, and have

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and have. I've always appreciated the
honesty and our relationship throughout the years.

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M hm, oh man, the
I just wish. I hate the fact

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you have a different background today and
I turned from I turned from that,

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Well, I forget the background.
Oh they have the bottles last time?

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What did I have last time?
Last time it was in it was in

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your kitchen with the balance in the
background that you were very proud. Yeah

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yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Uh, she's gonna be moving around and

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all that today in the in the
kitchen, so not cooking, but moving

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around, you know what I mean. So I didn't want to just have

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her in the back and but yeah, next time we do this, I'll

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bring the balance back because it's there. I still like the idea of you

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just taking it with you everywhere your
go. It's just always your backdrop.

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I mean, I'm a classy brad
man. I'm saying some people don't even

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realize how how distinguished a balance really
is. Well one just a name.

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I mean, it's like, uh, it's like a buick you can keep

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with you. And full disclosure,
I didn't even know what the hell of

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balance was until until the last time
we had you on the show. I

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just thought it was just a small
curtain over a window. Turns out there's

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a fancy name for it, and
I mean it's a relicant. What it

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is I mean, it's it's hard
to find them, but we got what

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we got one. Congratulations. I
bet there's a whole section on Pinterest of

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just a balance. Oh it's as
it should call them, inside awnings.

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See that's see exactly. It's like, I didn't know the actual name of

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it, so you come up with, you know, descriptive words to describe

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what the hell it is you're talking
about. Until someone you know who knows

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more about home decre than you do, like you do. No, no,

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no, you idiot. That's called
a balance. Okay, now now

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I'm in the know. Now I'm
I've seen the light and I appreciate it.

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No worries, and we're getting rid
of it soon. So well not

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not before we do it again,
before we do this again. Okay,

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good, Yeah, I guess you
could always put it in a museum.

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Let's hope somebody wants it, maybe
something. I'm sure there's some there's some

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old white lady out somewhere that would
love to have it. Yeah, if

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you see one, I will.
If I tell them, they're gonna be

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like, there's no way you have
a balance. I promise you, lady,

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I have a balance. I'll tell
you what I'll mention it to my

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mother and we'll see what We'll see
what she says. So if you if

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you want to do away with that, I got my mom and grend Prairie

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will probably take it off your hand. Next Timmer come to Ballace, we

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meet up, so I try not
to peel the curtain back too much.

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Obviously when whenever we record a show, because like people to think that,

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hey, you whenever you hit play, it's like we live in your device.

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We live in the phone waiting for
you to hit play, and then

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we just pop up and start doing
our thing. But obviously we record stuff.

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Now. The reason I bring that
up is because I'm trying to figure

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out, Tom, what were you
doing last night that you're still wearing your

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sleepy time robe and everything, because
since you just rolled out of bed,

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it's not like seven am that we're
recording. I'm not a tyrant. No

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no, so I don't. I
don't. I mean I'm usually up late.

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I'm usually up like I Actually I
got into bed pretty early compared to

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most nights. I mean I probably
get into bed about two two thirty and

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then wake up about ten eleven,
depending on like my because I mean,

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we don't have kids yet or anything. So it's like I got time in

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and by some she goes a bit. I can get my writing done at

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late, you know, sketch stuff
out. I can. I can u

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getting my notebook. I can look
at videos from past shows and all that

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kind of stuff without being bothered.
Dogs that bother me. He's already been

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out the pee. And then I
wake up whenever I do wake up,

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ten eleven o'clock, and then I
put my robe on. It's a little

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chilly today, so put my robe
on so I have somewhere to go.

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I'm not I'm here also, damn
what I'm really doing to save in the

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environment. I'm not just waisting clothes
out of nowhere. I put the robe

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on until it's time for me to
get dressed. It all ready. Thank

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you, I thanks, thanks for
your helping hand of nothingness. Please tell

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me that's not your assistant. No, I mean, well, I mean

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that's what they kind of are.
I mean they like, look, man,

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that's what almost marriage is. Right. Well, I think in most

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marriages it's more like you're you're either
the boss or the assistant, and there's

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there's always that everybody becomes a boss
and everybody becomes the assistant at some point,

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so it and isn't it fun when
the tables turned and you get to

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be the boss? Or am I
just that's just my thoughts? Well,

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uh, yes, thank you for
feeling that with me. How often does

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that happen? Shut up, Trey? For six times a month? That

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happens for you, That happens to
you at least once a week. Yeah,

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I was gonna say like four to
six times per year. Oh well,

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I mean you've been in long than
I have, then that is true.

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You've been able to be a boss
longer than me. Yeah. Well

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no, that's kind of the other
one, thet the way around there.

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No, well, that's not how
I take my six times a month as

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the boss. Okay, gotch Okay, we were on the same page.

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A good. The The interesting thing
is, at least it's better. It's

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not like I'm the boss only when
the Olympics come around or or or like

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World Cup or something like that.
At least it's a little more than that

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that that she lets me, you
know, thank it? Yeah? Yeah,

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I I so wait, you get
to be a boss every four years?

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Or no? No, no,
I said, it's not that bad.

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It's it's it's more like quarterly okay, oh yeah, I mean that's

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still sad, but like the yeah, that's uh yeah, I get to

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punch in. I get the clock
in more often than that. But also

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I put in a nice uh double
triple shift whenever I get the clock in,

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and uh so that my presence is
felt throughout my next my next shift,

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you know, smart yeah residual boss. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well

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does it does it matter at all
in your relationship that when when when she's

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being the boss and you're being the
assistant, do you ever try to force

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the issue and say no, no, no, no, no, no,

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hey, hey, one of us
in this relationship was nominated for n

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double a c P Image Award,
and that's not you. Uh yeah,

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but because it's be honest, the
assistant knows more than the boss ever knows

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that it really is way more important
to be the assistance. That is true.

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It is. Yeah, however we
delude ourselves to get through the day

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is really a testament to our resolve. Like you know what, get these

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titles out of here, whatever whatever
it is, I'm still in charge,

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I think. I usually I usually
hang on the uh no, no,

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no, we're a team. We're
a team. Yeah, go ahead.

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I want is terror there because I'd
like her to hear this. You know,

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you're saying, you know about the
assistant really being smarter than the boss

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and everything else that has no bearing
on the conversation, the fact that she

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is upstairs on a conference call with
clients, and all of a sudden,

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I'm growing a parent talking about how
I make decisions around here that has nothing

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one has nothing to do the other, and I don't appreciate the insinuation.

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Also, lower your voice. The
best part is I get a chance to

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say this on stage live all the
time. So this is this is common.

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This is common banter in my house. Yeah, this is a I

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mean I talk all this kind of
I mean, it's very rude to other

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people when they go, I can't
believe you get away with that. I

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go, it's the only way some
go down around here. Baby. Yeah,

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Because when you go on stage and
talk about that stuff, that's an

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outlet, because otherwise it's not like
you're walking around the living room saying that

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stuff because you'll get hurt. No. No, I say, I got

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to try to the living room and
then I say it on stage. Oh

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so she's your test audience as well. Absolutely hates it. But then like

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then she's donn play with it.
So like if you get something thrown at

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you, is that when you know
it's really good? Oh man, there's

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a lot of crying in the closet
for her for you. Yeah, well,

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it depends on which closet you're talking
about. She'll go cry in the

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closet, and then I will go
just sleeping together room, which sometimes is

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my plan all along because I just
want to get a good, nice sleep.

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You just want to stretch out.
Sometimes I just go, oh man,

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I just get mad. M Air
quotes at nothing just so she's like,

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what happened? And then I'm like, you know what, just I

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need. I need to get a
good, nice sleep. I will sleep.

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I will see you in the morning. And I wasn't mad at anything

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at all. Good old fashioned,
good old fashion of relationship manipulation. Yeah,

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what do you call it? A
gaslight? And I don't know what

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these terms mean these days, but
everything's got to Everything has a label and

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a term these days. It all
just falls under the umbrella bullshit. Yeah.

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Yeah. I was doing another show
recently and some some host was asking

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me about trauma and anxiety and gaslight
and I was like, I'm sorry,

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I haven't graduated to those words yet. I just go worried. Bad experience,

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you know, I don't have.
I don't I'm not mature enough to

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move on from uh yo, man, some shit, just it wasn't good

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today. Yeah, And I and
I think because we're all about we're all

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about the same age, and we
we grew up in that time as as

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gen X. We grew up in
the time that you fall down, you

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scrape your knee, you you you
blow on it with some bactine or something,

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if you had that luxury, and
you go about the rest of your

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day, and that's all it was. Is it broken? And also the

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uh the the words we use to
describe our feelings or our day were mostly

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monosyllabic, like you're saying tone,
It's like, how was your day good?

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How was your day sad? Bad, good, fun, whatever.

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Now it's more like, well with
a gas lighting experience, You're right,

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I mean it's all these turns.
Yeah, it's also exhausting learning all the

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new words. Somebody ghastly me today, somebody pissed you off? Mm hmm,

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you mean someone lied to you,
to you, it's okay, that's

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gonna happen. You guess what,
they're gonna stop happening. You're gonna be

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gasling. You're about to burn up
about this gas you know what. The

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one thing I really do think you're
talking about, like falling down, scraping

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your knee, whatever. When we
were kids, it wasn't even the pain

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so much of the scratch or the
cut or whatever that would really get you

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or and like get you to start
crying. It was the thought, like

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my dad, if I gotta cut, he had this stuff. It was

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called methiolate. It was basically iodine. It's this orangeish red stuff and it

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stings like alcohol times ten. Like
if you put alcohol in a wound,

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take that times ten. That's mythiolate. And that was his cure. All

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Jesus, you gotta cut, Slap
some mathiolate on it, like I know.

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Some way we had insurance and then
so many times I should have gone

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to the hospital. Oh yeah,
we just did not go to the doctor

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at all. I mean I got
a broken finger still because of it.

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Like it's it's wild, but it's
at the same time, you go,

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all right, man, it is. It is what it is. And

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then you see these soft ass kids
out here who got I mean maybe we

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didn't get enough hugs, but these
this generation got too many. And there

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you go. I mean, then
he splut the difference on these hugs.

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Yeah, yeah, I think train
and I've talked about this before. It's

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basically generational overcorrection. Is like we
grew up as somewhat like like latch key

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kids, Like we were trusted from
an early age, arguably too early,

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but we were trusted at an early
age to get ourselves to and from school,

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to and from the property. Yeah. Yeah, because like the next

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two hours you were in charge of
the domain of the homestead. Did they

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really trust us or was it just
they didn't give a shit in bad parenting?

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No, they it was cheaper,
Like there's no other option. That's

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two hours. That's too hour.
Period was hell for a parent to go.

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Man, from three thirty to five
thirty. I need to figure out

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what to do with this motherfucker right
here. Wait, what school has free

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after school care? My parents used
to just tell me to get the attention.

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Look that's free. We can't pick
you up. Yeah, detention is

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free childcare. I caire, we
gotta pay board attentions, free talk during

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English class, Okay, you get
your homework done in there. It was

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the I mean after my parents,
I mean everybody was getting attention just I

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mean the school finally caught on and
be like, you can't just get an

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attention. You're like, no,
that's not the rule. Yes we can.

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It's like the most most jacked up
version of the Breakfast Club. There's

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like seventy five children in detention.
Everybody got it. That's a good hack,

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though, man, because that's what
all the parents got together and said,

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hey, you know what you can
do. Just tell your kid get

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detention, parents, get attention today
or something. My parents can just get

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attention today. Yeah, I'll see
what I can do. Yeah. See,

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I truly feel like that. That's
how I know you and I grew

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up in slightly different circumstances tone because
you were forced to get detention, whereas

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my school actually had the free after
school care that my parents would do before

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picking me up on their way home
from work. Because if I ever got

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detention, oh my god, I'd
be dead. My mother would have killed

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me. I would this point out
at a private school that like no whoever

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was doing like that free after care
or was doing aftercare nicol and Diamond.

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You're giving them twenty bucks for the
day or whatever like that. That teacher

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that stayed after was making money like
cash, and so our parents were like

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if they don't have basketball practice or
because it was like it was like they

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used to even do that thing where
in between, like school would be over

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three fifteen, three thirty, and
then basketball practice wouldn't start till five,

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so you got to go somewhere for
an hour and a half and they make

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you go, well, you can't
just wander around the school, so you

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got to go here, so so
cost you twenty bucks. And then if

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you don't have a car yet,
you can't just leave and then come back.

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So it's like the tension that's free. But now I gotta lead attention

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because I got basketball practice. So
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detention, Like it was great,
great, Yeah, I don't. I

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don't think Trey and I his households
we were approving of the detention. I

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mean, hell, you're talking like
Trey got a cut in his knee and

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his dad's putting you know, the
the han on it yeah, like that's

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one that the cut what is it
tray? What was it called the silt?

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Isn't that the stuff that they used
on cattle? Like, I'm pretty

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sure my grandfather used that on heifer's. Probably it's I mean, a lot

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of stuff got used on heifer's in
the last you know, sixty eighty years.

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We don't treat them like that anymore
though. They also they also get

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hugs. Yeah, and that's how
we get Kobe beef. You want to

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talking about, you know this stuff. My parents didn't care if they if

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there was going to be a gap
between school getting out and they get they're

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getting home, ride your bike,
Yeah, muscles too far from that,

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but yeah, I mean there was
a lot of kids that got that chance

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and that and that's that right.
There is an interesting switch, like the

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overcorrection from one generation to the next. Kids today are not allowed to wander

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or roam anywhere. When we were, you know, of a certain age,

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we weren't allowed to wander the school. Instead, the principal would tell

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you go wander around the neighborhood and
that was okay. Yeah, And the

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other place you weren't gonna wander around
was your own house. Because your mom

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would kick your ass out. So
I mean, like comparison, today,

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if you see a child wandering the
neighborhood, CPS gets called. Well,

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I mean like even if I saw
if I saw a I mean, I'd

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be more worried about. Man,
what's I hope there's not a new trend

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that'll know about. So somebody's gonna
try to break my ship for TikTok,

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Like I hope somebody doesn't try to
spray my mailbox or take my mail challenge

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or you know some sort of dig
up dig up is succulent challenge. Yeah,

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our challenges were just surviving. It's
everyday survival, hot slides, rusty

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nails on a playground, being being
beaten by your teachers and your parents all

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in the same day. But also
the other thing, not getting caught.

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That was our goal. Well that's
gone. They record it like I have,

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Like I work with a lot of
twenty somethings in the bar business and

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everything else, and I'm always and
I have had to talk to so many

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of them about the principle of fly
below the radar. When you're in trouble,

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what you want to do is just
come in, keep your head down,

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do your job, go home,
don't cause any problem, fly below

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the radar, don't get seen.
They don't understand that everybody's like they have

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a like some pedestal to stand going
to go. This is like pride and

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justification of my actions. So you
go. You better get fired. And

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the only people don't care is he's
you better get fired, and people that

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you don't know are gonna uh,
that's bullshit. On TikTok. You still

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have to find another job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because all those

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unless unless somehow whatever happened to you
so egregious that someone you know fires up

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a GoFundMe for you or something,
and you can make a bunch of money

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off of it. At the end
of the day, you're right, you're

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gonna have to go out and get
a new job. It doesn't matter how

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many followers you pick up on TikTok
or how many likes you get on your

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post saying that you've been so wronged. I mean that, Look, man,

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that trend's gonna last for four days. You'll be finding then by next

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month, rent still dom Yeah,
t XU still wants their money, even

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though they're not necessarily any good at
it. They I don't want their cash.

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Oh but I'm not mad they don't
have ring because they still living with

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their parents. Because they parents allow
this. This is and this is this

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is another overcorrection from generation to generation. So like everything we're talking about is

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part like part of the reason I
don't have kids is I don't think I'd

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be able to handle it. Like
we were out yesterday, just getting some

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dinner to go. We're sitting at
the bar waiting on her to go food

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and this kid, I don't know, three years old, just starts shrieking,

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just shrieking for attention, throwing a
little tantrum, and he's just doing

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it for the attention, because it's
not like he's hurt himself or anything.

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He's screaming in mom's face. And
the guy at the bar had a beautiful

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idea on how to deal with this
tantruming child, and that was a stand

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up at the bar, point at
the child behind him and say get this

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kid to Jamison. And that kid
stopped and just went huh away from Yeah,

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yeah, all the attention away.
And Mom was so either embarrassed or

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afraid that the bar might actually give
her a kid a shot of Irish whiskey,

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grabbed the kid, took him out
in the parking lot to calm him

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down. Oh my god, that's
great, but that's all you know,

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like you know that that comes from
like not so so we have a I

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mean, they'll never see this,
but the our neighbor down the street has

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a single mom daughter who's three.
In their neighborhood, they have a her

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best friend's a little three year old
and her mom and dad. So they're

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all friends. Like they played they
together, two little girls with two little

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three year olds, and one is
Asian, the other one is white Asian

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baby, so well behaved. It's
like it's what you expect from Asian baby.

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Okay, this little blond hair,
white girl. Let me tell you

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something. Now this has nothing to
do with right, but this is also

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just like so we can separate the
two just so you know, the two

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different kids. Man, you could
tell the parents are like, if she

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wasn't mine, we'd give her up. Like they go, she a lot,

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she is a lot. I mean
but like there you go, oh,

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I probably wouldn't want to take her
to restaurants. No, that's like

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that's like that's one of those kids
where you get I mean we all grew

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up seeing like the kids who just
flipped, I mean flip the hell out

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anywhere. But then oh man,
that that is scary where you go.

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If they can't keep this in check
at home, I definitely can't keep it

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in check out. Yeah, And
that's what Oh yeah, absolutely, And

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that was one of the things I
worried about because babysitter's I mean, that's

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oh yeah, I hard to keep
anything. I mean, I immediately put

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myself in that in that mom's shoes
with a shrieking child, and I in

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the moment just putting myself in her
shoes. Ever so briefly, I was

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worried for the safety of that child
because I think I'd still be beating him

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in the parking lot. Yeah,
it's like but also it's like, I

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mean, hopefully we're getting back to
that point where other parents go like,

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I got you, I'll block you, like let me, let me help,

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let me, I'll let you know
if anybody coming beat that kid's ass.

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Basically, everyone's set up. Everyone
set up a parent wall, like

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like the bikers would do it at
Westboro for a funeral with Westboro would be

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there, they just create a wall
absolutely like to beat your kid. Wall

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went in the solidary to be like
but we all agree with you, bro,

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and occasionally took your foot out to
kick him if he's trying to sneak

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between the legs. Look like the
Soul trained dance line, you know.

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Yeah, the uh And then and
then Trey's dad, you know, pops

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up out of nowhere with some matthiah
late to rub on the kid afterwards to

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treat all the wounds. Hey,
you shouldn't have runch because you were trying

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to run. You should have just
taken it. But Tony, you've you've

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met my mom. Yeah, I
think you said that exact same thing to

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me as a child. One of
the things you don't see anymore, talking

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about all like especially restaurants in public, you don't see parents just whipped,

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you know, grab their kids and
just whip them out to the parking lot

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like my dad would grab me by
the neck and drag my ass out if

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I did anything. No, you're
right, that is a huge thing missing

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from today's children. The public beatings
are all gone, Yeah, because there's

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no such thing as embarrassment, like
it's I don't want to look like this.

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And then also to me, like
you said earlier. Tray. Everybody

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got a everybody got a phone,
so everybody's snitching on you. My mom

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used to grab it you either by
the ear by, like that little piece

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of meat right here. If I
was just acting up in a store and

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just above the y elbow right here, it just I mean, just gripple

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you and be like and that was
just a warning till we get to the

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car. That was I think,
I think we've got the solution. Now.

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We just need parents to band together, link arms and the just formed

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the beating wall. If we all
agree it's not abuse, Like that's the

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thing. We all have to agree
that this is not abuse. It's character

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building. It's like it's like those
like those already eight to fifty six year

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olds that kind of really because the
sixty plus they beat, they whooped ass.

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Yeah, with that small segment and
you know, like that kind of

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eight year gap that goes like should
we and all of us kind of around.

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I go like, I mean,
I think, I mean, there's

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a couple that got out of hand, but for the most of them,

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I needed them. A couple a
couple were a little you know extreme.

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Yeah, you know, we got
we were going I don't know. We

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got the red, but we were
orange. Yeah, no, some were

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red, some were red, and
those of us that had had the occasional

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red scare of have overcorrected. And
that's where maybe too. But you're right.

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I think if we can live somewhere
in the orange for the most across

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the line to see where it is, you go, okay, yeah,

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yeah, they shouldn't pass out afterwards, like there we go. Just make

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sure they still you know, are
you talking about the beat or or beat?

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I think both because my dad worked
well big tones. Try it needs

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to be both. You shouldn't be
tired. Neither one of us should be

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exhausted. Really afterwards, yeah yeah, if there's an official calling for halftime,

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Dash Comedy Club dot com. And
I don't think I even got a chance

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to mention it in that first segment, but I need to because it's so

416
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important that today is Freddy see I
feel better? Do you feel better now?

417
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:53.799
Because I know I do feel better. Yeah, because if I didn't

418
00:29:53.839 --> 00:30:00.720
say it, some people are just
gonna feel off. It felt like there

419
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:06.200
was something missing, and I'm sure
that was it also Raj, but mainly

420
00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:10.400
just you know, singing out Friday
in a stupid fashion. That's that's certainly

421
00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:15.440
needed every single Friday, especially after
some of the dark and gloomy and terrible

422
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:22.000
news of the week that we had
you know, with the shipping container ramming

423
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:26.440
the bridge in Baltimore. And because
of that, I now know way more

424
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:30.799
about the shipping industry on the East
Coast than I ever thought I would or

425
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:38.599
needed to. Yeah, shipping industry. And that video, damn just it

426
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:48.000
really looks like a It made that
bridge look like just a bunch of shiny

427
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:52.359
toothpicks just coming down. Yeah.
Yeah, it was like a lego set

428
00:30:52.440 --> 00:31:00.759
or something that you just crashed through. And yeah, that was just just

429
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:04.480
tragic. And I think it'll be
fascinating to see, you know, when

430
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:08.039
they figure it out. You know, did the ship lose power? Yeah?

431
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:12.119
What what happened? Because and that
wouldn't even you know, when I

432
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.839
first heard about it, I thought, Okay, you know, a ship

433
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.640
clipped the bridge, they had it
stack too high, something like that.

434
00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:23.240
Not no, huhm, dead on
into one of the pillars, just taking

435
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:29.319
the damn thing out. Yeah,
And and this is how much that nine

436
00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:33.039
to eleven still affects us, at
least it does. It does to me,

437
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:34.640
and I think it does to you
as well. Tray. That is

438
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:38.920
when this type of thing happens,
one of the first thoughts we have and

439
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:44.960
is one of the first questions that
reporters ask of authorities when they do a

440
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.359
press conference is do you suspect terrorism? It's a question now that wasn't asked

441
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:53.160
Green nine to eleven typically, but
it is now. It's part of the

442
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:59.000
every you know, every major occurrence
like this. Used to be it was

443
00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:02.599
clearly an accident, or we assume
it is. But now that my first

444
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:08.160
thought is was a terrorist? You
know, it's funny. I didn't normally,

445
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:12.000
Yes, that is one of my
first thoughts is was it terrorism?

446
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:15.039
This one? I I didn't really
think about it, Uh, just because

447
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:22.240
it wouldn't have I guess I didn't
think terrorism because it didn't have the big

448
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:25.759
splash that I think a terrorist attack
wants. Now, that is a really

449
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:30.000
poor pun. You're right, that
really was a bad pun. Wow.

450
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:37.720
Uh yeah, Somewhere somewhere Fox Fores
Steve Noviella, who loves a good pun

451
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:40.519
and uses them on TV a lot, is rolling his eyes going ooh,

452
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:44.599
oh that's not a good That's that's
poor timing, mister tru Yeah, that's

453
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:50.279
a that was not a good one. Anyways. But I just don't think

454
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:55.720
terrorism because yes, the economic impact
of this is huge and and will be

455
00:32:57.240 --> 00:32:59.960
and will be for months to come. I mean I think they said that

456
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:04.279
port eight hundred basically eight hundred and
fifty thousand new cars come through there.

457
00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:12.640
M and you know, millions and
millions of dollars of losses will be daily.

458
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:16.200
Yeah. And somewhere you know that
there is a Karen bitching at a

459
00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:22.079
car dealership wondering where her new Buick
is, not realizing that it's there.

460
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:30.240
Yeah, but yeah, that'll be
au. It will be interesting to see

461
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:34.559
what the what the outcome is.
It'd also be very interesting to see if

462
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:39.359
it was the ship's fault of how
we go about I mean, that's going

463
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:44.960
to bankrupt an insurance company because you
have to go after them and try to

464
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:52.160
get recoup some of I'm assuming a
bridge costs one hundred million dollars something like

465
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:57.039
that. I mean it's a lot
of money. Yeah, I have no

466
00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:00.359
idea. I don't know what that
bridge had originally cost when it was built

467
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:05.079
and what it would cost to replace
it today. And going back to the

468
00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.199
terrorism thing, really briefly, the
reason why I thought that was when I

469
00:34:07.199 --> 00:34:13.519
first saw the video is because the
ship goes right at that that support pillar.

470
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:20.360
Yeah, and knowing that that is
a shipping lane. It's those ships

471
00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:22.960
are supposed to go back and forth
with no problem, so if one happens

472
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:28.239
to hit the bridge right at the
support pillar, it seems suspicious. Once

473
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:30.880
I started reading more about it,
though, it has all the indications of

474
00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:37.840
some type of power failure on board, because they said lights were flickering before

475
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.880
it veered off course. But that
left me wondering, is there not a

476
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:45.559
manual setting on these fucking things?
Well, and maybe that's what saved me

477
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:50.840
from it is the first time I
saw the video, which it was probably

478
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:53.840
it was like, you know,
I would say, eight hours after it

479
00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:58.119
had happened. And so when I
finally saw the video, it was with

480
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:04.480
someone talking about how they showed the
ship losing like all the lights went off

481
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:07.159
right before it happened, and they, you know, they were talking about

482
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:09.639
it's probably an indication that ship lost
power, and that's you know it.

483
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.480
So I don't know it really is. That is a just a it's a

484
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:20.480
horrible thing. It is a terrible
thing. They I did see that they've

485
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:22.960
recovered the black box, so we're
going to find out everything that happened.

486
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:32.880
But in the meantime, it is
ah another example of our world has changed,

487
00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:36.840
you know, and then that when
something bad like this happens. One

488
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:40.960
of the first thoughts I have is
was was that al Qaeda? And in

489
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.159
this case, if it wasn't al
Qaeda, somewhere is hiding in a cave,

490
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:51.840
going it was a good idea,
I guess we'd have thought of it.

491
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:54.559
It's still it. I don't know
about you. It actually still amazes

492
00:35:54.599 --> 00:36:00.400
me that we have gone twenty three
years without having another terrorist attack. I'm

493
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:06.599
with you, I'm stunned by that
because I the thing I've always thought that

494
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.960
someone would do, and just because
it would cripple our country, like you

495
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:14.639
know, if they decided to do
you know, a suicide bomber at a

496
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:19.480
mall. Yeah, you would cripple
the economy because all of a sudden,

497
00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:22.039
you know, people are afraid to
go to it go out. Now.

498
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.440
Would it be as bad as it
would have been fifteen years ago? No,

499
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:28.440
because you can buy everything online now. But well, and the weird

500
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:30.559
thing is not to completely go off
on this, but I think you know,

501
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:36.599
we're feeling it, So let's go
with it. Anyone from another country

502
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:44.360
or whatever terrorist organization that wants to
do America harm it doesn't really have to

503
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:50.360
do anything because we're doing it to
ourselves. Yeah, movie theaters, malls,

504
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:53.320
car dealerships, everywhere you go.
I mean, we're shooting each other

505
00:36:53.599 --> 00:37:00.519
all the time. Terrorists don't have
room, they don't have room to do

506
00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:02.679
is any harm because we're doing it
all to ourselves. We can't we can't

507
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:07.159
even agree on who we think should
be our leaders, let alone uh,

508
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:12.320
you know, coming together in a
in a post terrorist you know, action

509
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:19.039
and then and it's so sad.
We can't even like we we are,

510
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:24.480
so we can't even let two successful
kids have a relationship without questioning whether you

511
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:30.000
know it's an NFL conspiracy and this
and that. I mean, it's yeah,

512
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:36.400
we're we're we're fucked. I'm gonna
stick that in our new trailer.

513
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:44.199
That's I mean, but there is
something go ahead and try. No,

514
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:46.679
it's we have so many problems and
it really is what he's I don't know

515
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:49.719
why. It just hit me,
But then you step back and look at

516
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:52.400
the absurdity of what we focus on. It is absolutely we deserve it.

517
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:58.239
We deserve everything we get. And
that's also part of the reason why I

518
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:01.199
don't even even though it's your response
of me as a quote unquote news director.

519
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:06.519
Don't. I don't pay attention to
a whole lot of hardcore news anymore

520
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:10.440
because it's so troubling. Instead,
I get fed on Instagram things like how

521
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:15.800
to clean a stain out of a
cutting board or Chihuahua videos Thanks to You

522
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:19.840
and my dog Bella, which,
by the way, if you want a

523
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:23.000
good Jiuahua account to follow, little
Chee Chee's Little Chee Chee. I gotta

524
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:28.159
sell you this. There's this one
dog account I've got to I'll send you.

525
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:32.320
It's this dog and they dress him
up and just all sorts of outfits

526
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.760
and I couldn't even tell you what
kind of dog it is, but it's

527
00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:38.199
just got the big orange poofy.
It almost looks like a doggy afro,

528
00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:43.960
and he's got sunglasses and god,
it's great. And he always leaning up

529
00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:46.800
against the wall like yeah, it's
like a seventies porn vid. They're so

530
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:52.119
good. I feel better, Thank
you, Trey. You're welcome. I

531
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:57.079
haven't even seen it yet, and
I feel better. This is awesome.

532
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that your pricing is extremely competitive,
and I wonder does that scare some people

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about how affordable your services can be. I've had a handful of people use

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the adjective scary. I think smart
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541
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homeowner. And those homeowners that get
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multiple thousands of dollars less expensive than
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handful of them say and that's scary
to me because we can't understand why two

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out of three are within a couple
hundred dollars ballpark of each other, but

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you are not. And there's a
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and it's the simple fact that my
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commission guys benefit by selling you more, and so they're gonna the prices are

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higher because that's how those companies pay
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guys is that those big companies can't
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and we do. We have multiple, so we're not subcontracting that work to

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anyone else, so we're not having
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570
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All right, Trey, what did
you send me? Oh? I send

571
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:22.519
you a send you a reel of
the dog in the seventies outfits. Oh

572
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:30.480
my god, irning to see here. It's one of my new favorite accounts,

573
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.760
dogs of Instagram wearing throwback like disco
and this is this is a specific

574
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:44.679
dog at It's funny because his name
the account is Agador. It's oh my

575
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:52.960
god, this this this looks like
a fluffy e walk wearing Aviator sunglasses.

576
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:58.000
But it's just all of the videos
are this just him and different out these

577
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:04.119
outfits and it's priceless. So this
one sees it's this, what kind of

578
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:07.199
dog is this? It's a fluffy
ewok looking dog. I don't know.

579
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:10.440
All right, well, it's a
fluffy e walk looking dog. I'm pretty

580
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:15.159
sure that's the official AKC registration.
So if you want to, you know,

581
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:19.800
get in on the dog show circuit. He's wearing what looks to be

582
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:28.000
like a hipster man bag or purse, a herringbone button up shirt jacket,

583
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:36.400
thing with a sweater pant and the
Aviator's sunglasses. But I mean, the

584
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:43.440
whole the whole account is nothing but
this dog in different outfits. I mean,

585
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:47.320
oh, with a Justin Bieber song. I don't know it by the

586
00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:50.719
sound. I know it just because
it's labeled up there. Yeah sure,

587
00:43:52.559 --> 00:44:01.239
shut up. Oh my god,
six four thousand followers for Poocha of NYC

588
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:06.800
Ye, oh god, yes see. We're we're we're we're doing social media

589
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:09.760
wrong, Trey, We're we're over
here trying to do long form podcast content

590
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:15.360
when dogs wearing clothes have over half
a million followers. Although this one,

591
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:29.400
my god swam so this is the
same dog wearing aviator eyeglasses. Not sunglasses

592
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:31.599
but just eyeglasses or they're see through. And he's got a bunch of roses

593
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:37.880
in his mouth. As the bedroom
door opens, and it's Lionel Richie playing

594
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:44.679
and I think he's in a robe. He's in a row with golden mate

595
00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:47.719
pants. Clearly an outfit that tone
Bell should be copying any day now.

596
00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:55.880
I'll send this to him, and
he's he's doing some seducing here. I

597
00:44:55.920 --> 00:45:06.960
have to watch the rest of this. Here we go. And he's also

598
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:13.639
got a huge gold chain around his
neck. But they also so many times

599
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:17.440
they pose him where he's like leaning
against the doorway, but he's got one

600
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:23.639
paw up high above his head like
he's leaning you know that way. It's

601
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:32.639
it's a masterpiece of an account,
it is. And the sad thing is

602
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:37.800
is I've tried doing that same seduction
technique and it just it just falls,

603
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:40.280
It just falls fat. I can't
pull it off. Did you have the

604
00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:46.559
gold chain? Yeah, it turns
out it's the it's the fluffy hairiness that

605
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:52.639
is. That is what I'm lacking. That's what's catching you. Yeah,

606
00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:54.159
that's that's the thing that gets catch
it. Yeah, tripped me right up,

607
00:45:55.719 --> 00:46:00.360
all right. As I mentioned earlier. Today is fred Y Mark twenty

608
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ninth, twenty twenty four birthdays today. This will be a short one We've

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got celebrating her fifty sixth birthday today. Zena also known by her real name

610
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Lucy Lawless, which is still a
really cool name. She is fifty six

611
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today. Lucy Lawless turns fifty six. Best known for her roles as Zena

612
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Warrior princess, She was also one
of the pylon models on Battlestar Galactica.

613
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:31.320
She was Lucretia on the Stars television
show Spartacus. Did you ever see that

614
00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:39.360
series Tray Spartacus on Stars? Wow? Man, there are not many television

615
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shows, and this show is not
even recent. I mean this is that's

616
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probably fifteen years ago at this point. You talk about television shows that really

617
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need I don't care if it's on
cable or like pay cable subscription whatever,

618
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needing a parental advisory, that's one
of them. I mean everyone's naked and

619
00:46:54.719 --> 00:47:00.800
everyone's screwing, and it's it's basically
a soft core when they do it,

620
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and it's violent as well, So
I mean it's all the good stuff you

621
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want, which is you know,
hardcore, you know, sex and violence,

622
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like like The Boys. Like The
Boys is a show that I don't

623
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care how many warnings they put it
at the beginning, you still sometimes like

624
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some of the scenes you weren't prepared
for. Yeah, that's on a different

625
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level, because The Boys is meant
to shock in awe and and be outrageous,

626
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whereas Spartacus was more of like within
the within the realm of the story.

627
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You know, it's like because it's
you know, it's old Roman days,

628
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so it's you know, it's it's
orgies and things. It's it's gladiators

629
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having sex with women and because there
they were, you know, to be

630
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had as you know, prizes by
the aristocracy type of stuff. And so

631
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yeah, so lots of nudity,
lots of sex, and that was accurate

632
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to the time. The Boys is
just on a completely different level. I

633
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mean, I mean, when you
got a tiny little man crawling inside his

634
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boyfriend Urethra and then sneezing, therefore
destroying the top half of his boyfriend,

635
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:10.519
it's really hard to forget that.
Yeah, and I have it clearly.

636
00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:15.519
You know. The worst thing about
that scene in the Boy's Tray is the

637
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first time I saw it, I
didn't realize he went in the front.

638
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:25.599
I thought he went in the back. Yeah, I don't know that.

639
00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:29.800
I think that's that much worse.
But yeah, okay, that's still bad.

640
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I mean, that's like like that. Either way. When I saw

641
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the episode the first time and thought
he went in the backside, I was

642
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like, Oh my god, this
is shocking. This is the most shocking

643
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:45.199
thing my eyes have ever seen in
person or on television. And then I

644
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was informed that no, no,
no, he went in the front side,

645
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and then I relived it all again, and so then I had to

646
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go back and rewatch that scene.
And that's when I realized, oh,

647
00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:59.480
I can see it now. Yeah, that's that's clearly that that's clearly the

648
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:02.079
the that's clearly the p hole.
I mean, but then it made that

649
00:49:02.119 --> 00:49:08.280
scene even worse. Yeah, about
that show should really shock, being that

650
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the opening scene of the entire series
is a guy holding hands with a girl

651
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and the next thing you know,
he's just holding her hand. It is.

652
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They set the tone really well at
the beginning of the Boys, and

653
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then you realize, as other things
happen, other things transpire, him holding

654
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her hands is actually pretty tame by
comparison. Yeah, but other birthdays today,

655
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So Lucy law is happy birthday fifty
six today, also celebrating a birthday

656
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today. Former Australian supermodels. She's
still Australian, I'm sure, El McPherson.

657
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She is sixty today. Christopher Lambert
turned sixty seven. One of the

658
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great Hollywood stretches that has ever been
And this is one of those things I

659
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wish I would have thought about to
ask tone if remember I'll remember this from

660
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when we have him on again,
and help me remember Trey is. Christopher

661
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Lambert, a French actor, got
the starring role in Highlander as a Scotsman

662
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with I don't even think he even
bothered to try a Scottish accent. Meanwhile,

663
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the same film had Sean Connery,
an actual Scotsman, playing a Spaniard,

664
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and he also didn't make any sort
of an attempt to go with a

665
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Spanish accent. He just basically was
Scottish with a Spanish goateee, but also

666
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had a Samurai sword. It's one
of the all time great movies, but

667
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it's also one of the all time
great hunt when you think about Hollywood casting,

668
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I have never ever ever put Highlander
and given him that much thought.

669
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But what you're telling me it's like
kind of like Scarface and no way,

670
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this is way worse. I mean
really, I'll give it to you again.

671
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Yeah. The lead in the film
is a Scottish Highlander played by a

672
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French actor whose mentor is supposed to
be Spanish played by a Scottish actor.

673
00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:22.119
Okay, yeah, all right,
you're right that it's worse. I mean,

674
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now I gotta go back and watch
that movie. Yeah you do.

675
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:28.920
I mean you really talk about the
height of Hollywood stupidity. That's a good

676
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one. And uh, Trey,
as you are a Star Trek the Next

677
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Generation fan, I would be remiss
if I did not mention a hearty happy

678
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birthday to Marina Sertis. She is
a very sexy sixty nine today. She

679
00:51:43.840 --> 00:51:49.719
of course plays Deanna Troy and Star
Trek the Next Generation. I didn't realize

680
00:51:49.719 --> 00:51:53.280
she was that. I mean,
so they just finished Picard last year.

681
00:51:54.519 --> 00:51:59.239
She didn't look I would never have
guessed her to be that old. I

682
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didn't watch the card series, but
some promotional things I saw that I saw

683
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of her, I was like,
my god, she is. She's one

684
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:09.119
of those types that has held up
very well and she must be very happy.

685
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:15.960
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be
surprised because Brent Spiner is like seventy

686
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:22.119
m I mean that show was and
it's Heyday thirty. God, damn it

687
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:25.599
thirty five years ago. Fuck that
sucks. Done it? Really? It's

688
00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:31.440
it's I don't know if it's it's
the the fact that fifty is just staring

689
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:37.880
me, you know, straight in
the face, just a crooked finger,

690
00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:42.880
just hooking me, going come on, you can't avoid it. Come on.

691
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:47.400
It's like my dad with belt,
come on. So so it's not

692
00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:52.199
quite the Grim Reaper. It's just
the over the Hill man. Is is

693
00:52:52.239 --> 00:53:00.199
fish hooking you? Yeah, he's
got a belt in matthiolate. I wonder

694
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:04.400
if that's why all the old men
in the locker room have those rust stains

695
00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:15.639
between their legs. It's just methiolate
just slowly just got all over. Oh

696
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:21.199
that's a god, it's funny.
I actually looked for it at CBS it's

697
00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.719
probably been a year ago, just
to see if they still made it,

698
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:28.480
and I couldn't find it. You
know, it's very troubling to think about.

699
00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:30.719
And I didn't realize it until I
just started to type it into Google

700
00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:36.039
to get a little more information on
methiolate that your dad used on you as

701
00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:42.039
an antibacterial whenever you'd scrape your knee. You know what, you know what

702
00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:51.280
the root word is in methiolate,
meth Yeah, absolutely, I mean that

703
00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:53.920
should tell you everything you need to
know about growing up as an X.

704
00:53:54.280 --> 00:54:00.000
Okay, no, no, oh
no, So I just googled mythiolate.

705
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:06.280
This is even worse, worse than
you thought. Yeah, it's a pharmaceutical

706
00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:13.639
compound that is forty nine point five
percent mercury. That explains a lot of

707
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:25.639
my fucked upness. I'd say,
so that's the wrong button. It works.

708
00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:37.400
It's a half mercury, I am
not. That's what your dad rubbed

709
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:44.719
on you for for open wounds,
Yes, and open wounds. And it

710
00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:52.079
was sold over the counter, Yeah
it was. Oh but now it's mercury

711
00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:59.280
free. Pussy's. Oh this is
you need to get the good stuff.

712
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:07.000
This is kind of like what the
bottle used to look like, just this

713
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:14.000
orange. Oh yeah, yep,
I remember that, except the stuff that

714
00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:17.360
I think. I think my grandfather
actually had that in his bathroom. Except

715
00:55:17.400 --> 00:55:22.119
it was such an old bottle that
I assumed never went bad, probably because

716
00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:27.119
I would it. It was such
an old bottle. The label was rubbed

717
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:30.679
off, so it was just like
patches of labels. You couldn't tell what

718
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:32.199
it was. You knew what it
was, but you didn't know what it

719
00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:36.440
was called. Right, And now
we know it's because the mercury was eating

720
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:46.840
through the label. But let's rub
it on open wounds. Don't ingest it.

721
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:52.719
But you know, open wounds just
fine. All of a sudden,

722
00:55:52.719 --> 00:56:01.519
I'm starting to understand the anti vaccinine
group. You could survive the thila.

723
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:10.719
What's a little covid? Yeah,
means a little spell bringing back polio.

724
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:15.000
All right. Thanks to Tone Bell
for hanging out with us in the treehouse,

725
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and of course thanks to you for
hanging out with us in the treehouse

726
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as well. We appreciate it.
We'll check you out next time in the treehouse.