Dec. 3, 2025

McConaughey's Wet Dreams | Wednesday December 03, 2025

McConaughey's Wet Dreams | Wednesday December 03, 2025
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On today's show, we talk about what it's like to be poor in Dallas, the weird stuff a pregnant woman eats and our idea for next year's State Fair food, and why we know about McConaughey's wet dreams.

LINKS:

You need to make this much to live comfortably in Dallas-Fort Worth in 2025 | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth

Husband's Epic Pregnancy Pizza Order Breaks Internet

Matthew McConaughey Says 'Wet Dream' Led Him to Wife Camila Alves

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Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Coming up today, Low brain activity

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something we know all too well. Here inside the Treehouse

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we dream McConaughey, and today we start with no surprise.

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Dallas ain't cheap, y'all. A new report states a single

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adult in Dallas Fort Worth needs an annual pre tax

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income of one hundred and seven thousand and sixty one

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dollars to live a financially comfortable lifestyle. This required salary

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depagately exceeds the median personal income of DFW residents, which

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is currently only fifty one thousand and six h nine.

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So what some experts are saying you need to live

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comfortably in DFW is double the median salary in DFW.

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The study used the fifty to thirty twenty budgeting rule

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fifty percent on needs, thirty percent on once, and twenty

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percent on savings or debt. That's what they used to

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calculate the necessary income. I think you could argue that

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most people don't live by the fifty thirty twenty. It's

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more like the seventy forty thirty. And I know that

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doesn't add to one hundred because I feel like most

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people live in debt, and I feel like there's I

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think even from the true A Federal Bureau of Labor

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Statistics has even supported that, Like there was even another

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study it said in America, so not just THEFWS, but

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in America, people that make six figures still struggle with debt,

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credit card debt, all these things.

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There are all that.

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Are we all that dumb? Or is it just is

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it just you know? What is it? What's the reason

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for this?

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I don't know that.

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When I was living in Los Angeles, there was a

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guy who was on the news with it was him

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and his daughter, and he has a full time job

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forty hours a week and he lives in a tent

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under the four or five Jesus, that's where a full

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time job. Yeah, it's a decent pain job. Yeah, but

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he just couldn't The cost of living is so outrageous

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in Los Angeles. He couldn't afford it anymore. So they

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got a gym membership and that's where the day, you know,

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they go and shower and change and all that stuff.

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And they both an a tent.

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Not to be a total you know jerk here, but

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how much is that content? Well, I mean financing. Yeah,

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what sort of a mortgage rate did he get on

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the California four or five tent?

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I think the tent was a last minute purchase after

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he left the apartment. Okay, that's where that came from.

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And rent under a bridge, I believe is free. I'm

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pretty sure.

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It has costs. It definitely comes with costs. Look, I

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think there are a number of factors that go into this,

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not the least of which is that, you know, I

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feel like wages have been pretty stagnant over the years,

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whereas or at the very least falling behind the rising

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costs of other things.

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Well, I mean the biggest crisis we face right now

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as far as affordability, and it's the hardest one to

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figure out how to unravel. But it's it's Airbnb and

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and and these corporations that are gobbling up you know, homes, condos, everything,

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and it is driven rent and home prices through the roof.

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Do you think, Trey, that's a bigger cause for financial

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difficulty in people's lives or wage stagnation?

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I think, I mean, statistically, wages have gone up enough,

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it's but home prices, your cost of living has especially

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since COVID has just gone through the roof. And a

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lot of it is you know, people sucking up properties

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for airbnbs and then then you have these massive corporations

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that are buying properties as investment for airbnbs, and that

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that right there, I think is absolutely the biggest cause

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there is.

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There was a there was another news story I saw

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this past weekend that basically said that there are fears

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that the host the hosing Jesus, the hop the home housing.

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I put the do together, the hosing economy. That's actually

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what this is. It is the hosing economy. Uh, middle

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class gets hosed absolutely because you might get it, you

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might get a three percent raise if you're lucky, but

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you can't keep up with the corporations buying all the

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properties around you and the inflated costs of those things.

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And because of that, then your property taxes go up

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if you happen to be a homeowner anyway, right, part

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of that does that's the trickle down economics that nobody likes.

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And so one of the stories I saw over the

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weekend was that the housing market might be close to

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or getting in the neighborhood of a correction, but one

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that could be worse than what happened in two thousand

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and eight, not because of bad loans that went out

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like in you know two thousand and eight area, but

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because of all the corporations buying up all these houses

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and it's just overinflated home prices. It's absolutely insane.

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What is it?

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Oh, I was just gonna say, like Las Vegas, like

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there's a whole I can't. I think it's like two

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or three Chinese run companies have bought like I can't

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remember if it's Henderson or in Paradise County, but they've

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bought like twenty percent of the housing market just because

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it's for them.

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It's just cheap.

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That seems so odd to me. Like when I first

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saw a news story about a foreign companies buying land

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in America, my first thought was, huh. I thought like

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there had to be some sort of major approval process.

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And my assumption is that it would be for commercial

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use kind of a thing like like the Toyota plant

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in San Antonio. I think that's still operational where they

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build trucks and SUVs and stuff. I mean, Toyota is

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a Japanese company, but they're commercially building things in America.

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But now you're talking about foreign companies going in buying

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private land for real estate stuff, and that to me,

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it's just mind boggling that that's a thing.

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It's a safe I mean, if you think about it,

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I mean, it's one of the safer investments you could

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make in the world that has I mean beyond you know, bonds,

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you know, US government bonds are real estate market. You know,

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especially if you know you're in it for ten years,

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you're going to make money.

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Yeah, and that and that's what I mean. That's the

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part that surprised me is I didn't know as a

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foreign company you could buy non commercial like residential real estate.

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That to me, it was just like really, I don't know,

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it just seems weird that we would have our country

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for sale, of our country for sale.

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It's it's a big issue, and it's like one that

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states are talking about about, especially farmland, about you know,

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foreign nations owning our farmland and everything else.

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Yeah, because I don't think we'd be allowed to buy

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plots in China.

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Yeah, you can't buy land in Mexico technically, yeah.

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Because because if in like residential stuff in Mexico, you

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never actually own it. Like if you buy a condo

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in Mexico, it's isn't it. It's just like a ninety

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nine or one hundred year lease.

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If you're not if you're not a citizen of Mexico. Yeah.

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Right, So that that's why it's so odd to me,

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because we're we we allow it to happen. And that's

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and that's going to be our biggest that's going to

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be our our great failing, is the fact that we

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set all this in motion to screw ourselves.

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Yeah, I mean that was you know, especially in the

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early eighties, is when you know Japan started like South

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In Corporation bought Rockefeller Center.

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South Incorporation as an American corporation.

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There's a Japanese US it's not okay.

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South Incorporation was started in Dallas, Texas. It's the parent

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company at seven to eleven. It was that it was

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the Thompson family.

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I thought it was.

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I thought it was bought out. I thought it was

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bought out. But it's a Japanese company that owns like

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Times Square, I was bought up by And that was

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in the early eighties, and so that started happening then,

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and it just caught on Hawaii I think is half

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Japanese owned.

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Oh that was a whole I mean, but the Japanese

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were just looking for investments, you know, and that's h

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Everyone thinks the Chinese government has more nefarious things afoot.

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Well, I mean, I've never heard the term of foot

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used in a very long time, you know.

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What, though, I'm glad he did because it calls attention

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to it. It stood out more, didn't it. Yes, absolutely,

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if you see a headline that says foreign nation is

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doing is doing something and something something is afoot, you're

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going to pay attention to that.

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Well, but it's I mean, this is before I don't

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like how Trump is handling the immigration thing. I don't like.

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But we should never have gotten to this point where

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we let so many people in and all of a

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sudden we're like, oh, we don't know who's in our

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country because no other country does that. Yeah, and the

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same thing, I mean, we we are already one of

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the biggest problems in this country is it's like we

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let it become a huge problem, then we go, oh,

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we' probably should do something about that.

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He said. He said, we have a we have a

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real reactionary problem in this country. We don't like to

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solve any problems because we have a difficulty in doing

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it because the problem has run them up for so long.

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We don't know how to go back and fix it.

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Because most of our problems they're not problems that happened overnight.

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They're problems that happened over twenty thirty, forty fifty, sixty

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eighty years of this of this stuff. And that's how

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it's crazy to me. I think about I know roughly

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what my parents made in the eighties. I remember the

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Honda Accord they bought in nineteen eighty six, Honda Accord

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d X, and that was a little beat ninety nine

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hundred bucks in nineteen eighty six. By today's standard, that's

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like a one hundred thousand dollars car adjusted for the

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relation and all that kind of stuff. I mean, that's

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insane when you think about it.

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Yeah, before they you know, reformed their or their image

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or whatever, it came good.

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The key Rillo you could buy one, get one free.

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I remember that.

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When when the head of Kia got visited by three

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spirits in the night and woke up and said, KI,

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is there everybody?

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Yeah, it was buy one, get one free for the

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Kyrillo and it was ten grand.

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Oh my god, that's insane.

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Yeah.

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My first like when I saw the ad, I was like,

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how shitty is this car? Just like, you know what

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ten grand? Take two of them? Like I'm trying to do.

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You want to talk about something. Car prices are just

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oh yeah, insane.

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Yeah, but it's all the new car prices are insane.

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The used cars are plummeting in value, which is really odd.

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They will until the economy tanks and then all of

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a sudden, used car prices are Yeah, people are either

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holding on to them or they're buying us. But I

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mean f two fifty or an escalator. They're all over

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one hundred thousand dollars. I mean, it's yeah crazy.

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Yeah, my brother got uh because they have, you know,

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multiple kids, so they're always taking them to practices and stuff.

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So they uh, he's got the uh the suburban uh

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and he just bought a brand new one and that

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was one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand dollars.

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From So I did a I did a quick check.

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I was way off of my Honda Cord math by

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the way. Yeah, I was, Oh, you don't know who

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owns South Lane. You'll be quiet. Uh. So in nineteen

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eighty six, if it's whatever. Uh, in nineteen eighty six,

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ninety nine hundred bucks is equivalent to approximately twenty nine

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thousand dollars to day, and and the the MSRP of

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a the starting MSRP for a Honda court Lex today

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is twenty eight ninety five. All Right, I guess that's

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not as bad as I thought. But still, my parents

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could afford that car much more. It was much more

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affordable in the eighties than it is today.

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Oh yeah, I mean you could buy you know, you

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can buy a house because your mortgage wasn't that extravagant,

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like my my nephew just bought his house and luckily

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he was in the military.

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His military pension covers his mortgage.

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I wouldn't say he was lucky. I think he planned it.

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To be in the military.

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Yeah, you know, you'll just wake up like, oh my god,

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I've been the military today. What unfortunate?

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Well, I mean luckily for like him putting in the

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time to get the pension. Yes, so.

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Yeah, but he did, you know, his two tours and

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Afghanistan and won in Iraq and came back and.

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You know, I was actually thinking about that just the

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other day. As far as I'm concerned, he should have

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a free car.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but even he talks about it, he's like, you know,

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he's twenty seven, and he's like most people his age

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are in.

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Apartments or you know, have roommates and stuff like that.

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And a number of yeah a lot, Yeah for sure.

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Anyway, Dallas ain't cheap, y'all. Yeah, one O seven ants

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one hundred seven sixty one dollars to live a financially

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comfortable lifestyle in DFW.

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That's crazy.

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I think that right there is also part of the

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reason why DFW is a blob remember the movie The Blob.

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It just keeps spreading and eating and growing. That's what

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DFW is. It is the metroplex blob. It just keeps

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growing in, spanding and absorbing all these little towns that

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used to be these cute little farm towns and hamlets

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like Frisco, Plain, Oh, Salina. These are all all Wataga.

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These are all like cute little farm towns and things,

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and now they're just new places to put Starbucks in Chipotles,

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along with new somewhat affordable housing because the farther out

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you get, the cheaper it is. Eventually we're going to

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have an actual, honest to god Red River rivalry where

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it's Texas and Oklahoma Duken get out for shitty real

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estate along the Red River.

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I think that'll be just Texas trying to keep the

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Oaki's out.

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Yeah, and then eventually going like well maybe if we

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take a little bit there and a little bit there,

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it just expand.

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Texas a little bit. What city do you live in,

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hook Warns, That's where I live.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know when you see a high rise in Sherman,

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you'll know we've run out of real estate.

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Give it five years, Yeah, five years it's gonna happen.

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dot com.

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It's gonna be like Miami with the goddamn Louis Vaton building,

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but it's gonna be in Tennison. Let's get Daniel Cook

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from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration into the treehouse eight

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three three. Cook DFW's the phone number. You will need

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to give him a call because Cook DFW is an

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outstanding home services company. But Daniel, what does that mean?

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What all do you do at Cook DFW.

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We do all kinds of great things around your home.

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So of course roofing restoration products. Uh, we do extreme

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backyard makeovers with patios, pergolas, creek decks, We do kitchen remodels,

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we do bathroom remodels, we do in two restoration with paint, carpet, flooring, wood,

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all kinds of things inside and then on top of

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that all the other products around your X here your home, windows, fences, gutters, garage,

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you know, modifications. So really the sky's the limit. We're

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able to really take care of your home from top

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to bottom, front to back.

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So let's that's it. We could do anything.

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So if someone calls you today for that free roof inspection,

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or perhaps they want to quote on one of those

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projects you just mentioned. How long typically until they hear

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back from you.

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So actually, I mean they call that eight three to

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three Cook DFW number and our office answers them. They

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get their information, they find out, you know, what they're

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you know, ideally looking for, they figure out their schedule

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and we have somebody dispatched out there as soon as

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the customer schedule allows. So it's an immediate phone call,

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immediate response.

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So give him a call today. Witness that fast response

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and outstanding customer service for yourself. Eight three three Cook

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d FW call right now Cook DFW or their website

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to check out some of their fantastic work. Is Cook

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dfw dot com. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us

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To get your free roof inspection and your property review,

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three three cook DFW. That's eight three three cook dfw

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or that website cook dfw dot com. Is this the

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most insane pizza order you have ever heard? Someone from

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a pizza someone from a pizza joint shared a very

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complicated order they received. They shared that on social media

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and it has gone very viral. It was a large

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hand tossed pizza with these special requests triple pepperoni, extra cheese,

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banana peppers, light holapanos, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions,

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half olives, and light sauce. And then the note on

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the order to try to explain the situation. Yes, I

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know this looks insane and you're probably like, who is

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this dude? I have a very pregnant wife. I'm done

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questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly

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you should be too. Thank you and god speed. That's

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the end of the order.

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Wow, that is.

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Birth control. That's what that is. You want birth control?

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Show that to someone, Hey, this is what happens is

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you're a pregnant woman around you.

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Yep.

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Now, someone did bring up a solid point, which is

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and I even thought this when I saw the order

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myself a couple of days ago, when you have so

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many requests of half this, half that, like half chicken,

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half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives. That's now four halves.

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There's only two halves, right, So where are you putting

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some of those halves? Because she may not want the

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chicken and the mushrooms touching.

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Oh I'm but that's the thing. Well, I don't feel

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sorry for pizza companies. Is they make these an option.

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You go on pretty much all the websites. Now you

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can do half, you know, left, half, you want this,

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right half you want this. They made it to order.

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This is what you get.

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And you know what, that's fine because at least then

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on that order it shows right half left, half right,

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just as half half half half half. The order didn't

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give her right or a left, so that as far

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as the pizza, the guy making the pizza has to

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try to figure out, all right, which half gets what?

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Well, suck should be that guy.

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And even in the note, the guy that plays the order,

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even in the note he says, look, I'm scared of her.

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You should be too. Thank you. And God's speed God's

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beat is just another word for good luck.

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Yeah, my my ex girlfriends once told me when she

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was pregnant to her, the thing was she never and

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I've never seen her eat these. I've never seen her

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eat ribs, but when she was pregnant, it was just

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that she wanted ribs and vanilla ice cream simultaneously.

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Like she'd dip it.

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Yeah. Mmm, that's what comes horrible.

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Well, hang on, I mean, face value it it starts

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out sounding gross. But what flavor ice are we talking?

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Just plain vanilla? Okay?

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What kind of barbecue are we talking about? Texas, Kansas City? Okay? Okay,

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so not a lot of heavy sauce, all right?

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You know yeah?

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Are we talking about beef rib or pork rib?

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Beef ribs?

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Holy Jesus, it's like a rib Sunday. I try it.

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I know what we're selling at the fair next year,

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because you know, ribbed Sundays would fly at the Texas

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State Fair.

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Absolutely. You don't need a spoon, you just use a

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big ass beef rib to scoop it out.

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Yeah.

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I would try that, absolutely. And that's why I asked

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if it was a pork rib, because if it's like

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a fruity ice cream with a pork rib, they might

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pair nicely.

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Okay, that was that was the most elegant white trash

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thing I've ever heard.

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That's not a white trash thing. That's that's very culinary

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of me. Certain fruits and pork, they they compliment and

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one another. Mm hmm.

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Yes, like a like a mango sorbet with with with

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with a pork rib.

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I'm not gonna lie. That sounds good. I tried.

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Yeah, I'd even try that.

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Yeah, and honestly, like where I lived, throw a little

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Caribbean heat in there, spicy sweet.

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Yeah, come on, Yeah, you guys are weird.

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I mean, you know what, I remember when we you know,

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Denny's launched the bacon ice cream and yeah, they brought

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it up to the studio. Sounded awful, tasted good, and I.

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Think that I think what they did with that was

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I think the ice cream is like a caramel with

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the bacon. I think that helped or was it?

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I thought it was just vanilla.

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Maybe it was m maybe flavored ice cream.

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Yeah, and it it sounds gross, but it was actually

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it was pretty good.

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Yeah.

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I mean I wouldn't seek it out and order it, no,

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but I definitely ate it for free. Like and then

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and like Trey is like, you know what, not bad?

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I've eaten.

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For two guys that don't smoke weed. This is the

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most stonor conversation I've ever had with you too.

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I can't believe you've never heard about fruit and pork parings.

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I mean you obviously haven't watched enough Cooking Channel or

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Food Network. That's a very common pairing.

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Pork and uh. I mean I've had like apple stuffed

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pork chops before.

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Exactly. There you go, fruit and pork.

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Fine apple with pork, very Polynesian. Yeah.

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The same thing like with game meats as well, that

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you'll see things like like BlackBerry reductions with venison or something.

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See it's out there. Yeah, but let's go back to

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the Let's go back to the half gallon of Bluebell

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Vanila in a Texas beef rib.

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Mh.

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I'm look, I'm not a food vendor. I've never been

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in food service, never been in the food industry. But

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if we want to make a splash the Texas Sunday

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with the Texas Beef rib at the State Fair of Texas,

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I mean, Raj and you'll be able to show your

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face and Mesquite, you'll.

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Be your hometown hero. They're going to have a parade,

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And I've never seen her eat ribs.

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After that. She would just tell she's like, that's all

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I that's all I wanted to eat.

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Was it was an ice cream And we were together

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for six years and I never saw her eat a

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rib once.

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That is crazy, so weird.

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Yeah, it's weird what those hormones will do.

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And it's amazing too because you can spend years in

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a relationship arguing over what to have for dinner, what

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to get to eat, but it is her being pregnant

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to finally come up with a goddamn answer. So next time,

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next time you want your wife to actually decide what

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to eat for dinner, you gotta knock her up.

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That's an expensive dinner. It is.

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It's a very expensive meal. And and the downside is

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she's gonna tell you what she wants.

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Those rooms are going to college. And I have a

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name for it, the Dino Zimpica Light Delight. Okay, comes

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with a sponsorship and everything. Order your ribs Sunday and

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then get your shot.

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Yeah, we're gonna be millionaires next year.

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Treehouse on Air and subscribe to get more Treehouse today. Look, Trey,

485
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I think as it is right now, you are in

486
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a relationship and you seem pretty happy. Raj, I think

487
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you're dating someone. You seem pretty happy. I'm just saying,

488
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maybe you did this already and didn't realize it, or

489
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if something goes south, keep this in mind. Okay, if

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you want to find the love of your life, you

491
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:30.599
can do what Matthew McConaughey did, and that is you

492
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gotta check your wet dreams because that's Matthew. It's Matthew McConaughey,

493
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and he doesn't know from you know, keeping things to himself.

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According to TMC, Matthew McConaughey was feeling way more than

495
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all right, all right, all right during a dream one night,

496
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revealing he ejaculated in his sleep and it let him

497
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do his wife, Camilla Elvis. He made the emission admission

498
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in his Lyrics of Living newsletter last Friday. That's according

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to US Weekly, He explained he laid his head down

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on the pillow one night and dreamt about his eighty

501
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eighth birthday, where he was surrounded by twenty two women

502
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and eighty eight children, having fathered one child for each

503
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year of his life. Again, this is a dream. McConaughey claims.

504
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The women all knew each other well, and they had

505
00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:20.279
shared happy times and good memories. No green eyed monster

506
00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:22.839
jealousy rearing its ugly head at the affair, And then

507
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he writes, they all gathered around me on the porch

508
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for a family photograph, and we looked toward a large

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format box camera on a tripod at the top of

510
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the driveway three two to one. Then I came, oh,

511
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I'm sorry, and then I came. Matthew says he.

512
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Learned less the best weed.

513
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He really does, and it's been that way forever. We're

514
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talking about naked playing the bongos back in the day to.

515
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I mean, he was hanging out with Woody Harrelson last week,

516
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so you know, maybe that's the fire.

517
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That explains it.

518
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Woodies weed. Yeah, I'd go to the dispensary.

519
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I mean, if there was ever something he was going

520
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to give you a nocturnal emission, Woody's weed seems like

521
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it would be the uh leading choice.

522
00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:12.319
Yeah, you gotta be careful you go to the right

523
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score though, because I mean.

524
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But how do you lead with that?

525
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Like, Hey, here's how I know that you were going

526
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:20.759
to that you and I are going to be together

527
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forever is because and.

528
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Then that happened. I don't know how you open with that. Yeah.

529
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See, I'm still waiting for the link to his now wife, okay. Uh.

530
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He says he learned a lesson ghosts of girlfriend's past style,

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realizing he did not want to be a bachelor forever.

532
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He wanted to be a father and a partner, although

533
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in this case there's like twenty two of them, so whatever,

534
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it's a dream. But Conaughey says he stopped looking for

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the perfect woman, allowing the universe to simply where it's

536
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magic and just a few months later he met Camilla,

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the only woman he says he's quote ever wanted to

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take on a day, sleep with, or wake up next to.

539
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:06.319
Something that probably feels kind of odd for any other

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woman that he took on a date, slept with and

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woke up next to, work up, or woke up next to. Prior.

542
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:20.680
Matthew and Camilla met in six and welcomed two children

543
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together before they married in twenty twelve, and the third

544
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just months after tying the Nott. Moral of the story

545
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big life lessons can hit you when you least expect it.

546
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Just make sure you shower off after they do.

547
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I've never had one, so I'm.

548
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Thank you me either, never had but one.

549
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What wet dream dream?

550
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Oh no, I mean I think maybe when I was twelve,

551
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maybe somewhere in there like those that happens.

552
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.960
But no as an adult, no, like that's even.

553
00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:58.480
As I never had one at period.

554
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:03.079
Same same with me, Same with me. Don't know why.

555
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Maybe it's because I had knocked him out so much

556
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during the day. I wasn't backed up at nights.

557
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:16.480
He was just man handling yourself.

558
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.359
I was into self care well before it was cool.

559
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.799
Yeah, but mcconaugh. He's got I mean, he's let a

560
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weird life like his dad. Am I correcting this that

561
00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:33.759
his dad passed away having sex with his mom.

562
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That sounds familiar.

563
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Yeah, I believe that's right.

564
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So him revealing this isn't the most shocking thing I

565
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think it's ever come out of his mouth.

566
00:33:50.279 --> 00:33:52.799
It's not, but him putting it in his newsletter is

567
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one thing. And my assumption is if you put it

568
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in your newsletter to tell the masses, I'm assuming he

569
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told his life this. I'm assuming she knows well, she's

570
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read it now.

571
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And if she didn't know, Yeah, if you're married to someone,

572
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:12.159
do you really subscribe to their newsletter?

573
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:20.679
Why does Matthew will Kinda have a newsletter? That's when

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you know you're bored.

575
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She gets mad at you. Why didn't you tell me

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about blah blah blah blah.

577
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Baby.

578
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I put it in the newsletter. It's on the fridge,

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it's in all Right, all right, all right weekly.

580
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I would read that.

581
00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:45.079
Well, you can't. It's a newsletter.

582
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It's public.

583
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:48.360
You can subscribe to it somewhere. You just sign up

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00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:53.840
for the all Right Express. I'm assuming it's weekly musings.

585
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:56.320
Things that go on inside McConaughey's head.

586
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.400
Yeah, I don't h I don't want to know. I

587
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:02.320
don't want to know that much.

588
00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:05.639
Like he's a very talented actor, but whatever happens inside

589
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his head, like I don't need to read.

590
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:10.480
That sounds like too much.

591
00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:13.239
What was it the book? Was it his memoir or

592
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whatever book he wrote a handful of years ago. I

593
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:18.920
think it was called Green Lights. That was very well received.

594
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:20.199
I think a lot of people. I got a buddy

595
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of mine read it, said it was really good. I've

596
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:26.079
read a couple of excerpts out of it. Whoever wrote

597
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:27.159
it's it's really good.

598
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:31.719
The ghost writer fantastic.

599
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:34.400
Yeah, whichever ghostwriter they got, they did a really good

600
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:36.599
job interviewing McConaughey and writing for him.

601
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But then it might be him. You never, I've never.

602
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:42.280
I haven't read it, so I don't know. Because some

603
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:46.119
people are gifted in a way of writing the same

604
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:51.239
way they sound, right, Yeah, and then there are people

605
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:53.719
that are really good at writing how other people sound,

606
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:58.920
and then they make them a living on that. I

607
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:04.280
would I would subscribed to Matthew's musings. That sounds like

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a good newsletter.

609
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:05.760
I would do that.

610
00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:09.920
Yeah, And Look, maybe it's just because I got stranger

611
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:12.559
things on the brain because we've been watching it. Uh,

612
00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:16.920
you know that the season five that's out now, they've

613
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:21.000
been real convenient about skipping over the very obvious puberty

614
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:24.280
things going on with these kids, because I mean, over

615
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:26.239
the eleven years they've been doing this show, I mean,

616
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:31.920
these kids are taller, they're you know, they look completely different. Uh.

617
00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:35.199
They're talking about all these supernatural things, but not one

618
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.119
of them has had a wet dream through any of it.

619
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:43.239
I didn't realize it's been for eleven years. That's incredible.

620
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:47.400
Yeah, eleven year, eleven years from season one to this

621
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:48.239
final season.

622
00:36:48.400 --> 00:36:54.440
Yeah, wow, all right, and not one wet dream for

623
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:55.000
one of these.

624
00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:58.199
Not a single let dream like four or five de mcgrgans,

625
00:36:58.320 --> 00:37:02.239
and you know, the all these other things happening, you're

626
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:05.960
going between dimensions, and not one of them woke up

627
00:37:06.199 --> 00:37:08.360
wondering why is my bed I'll wet? And why is

628
00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:14.000
my leg sticky? And the downside is eleven being extremely psychic.

629
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She's gonna know, Mike, she knows, and she knows that

630
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:23.880
you dreamed about Max when it happened. I have no reference.

631
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:29.000
I know you don't betray to us. That's that's important enough. Meanwhile,

632
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.960
there's there's Meanwhile in the next bed, there's Will having

633
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:33.360
what dreams about Mike.

634
00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:38.719
I guess that's that seems part for the course.

635
00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:42.360
I could probably keep going, but I think we've got

636
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.320
I think we've covered it enough. I do say, I

637
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:48.880
do give. I don't know if McConaughey told his wife

638
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:53.880
before they became a couple or dated whatever. Hey, I

639
00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:57.079
had this way dream and that I met you. So

640
00:37:57.559 --> 00:37:59.480
I feel like I feel like that's not a first

641
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:00.440
date topic.

642
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:04.079
You know, that's a that's never did. That's a never topic,

643
00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:06.519
you know what.

644
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:08.280
Maybe you're right, maybe he did just save it for

645
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.199
the newsletter and just hope that she would read it.

646
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.039
I feel like he had it like written down with

647
00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:19.239
calligraphy and gave it to her some kind of like

648
00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:26.519
one month anniversary. Yeah. That that in a lone star.

649
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:34.199
It's on a scroll. She unfurls it, sees the calligraphy,

650
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:37.039
and the lone star drops out of it as well.

651
00:38:40.199 --> 00:38:42.360
I'm sure blow up, blow blow my load looks far,

652
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:48.119
you know, respectable, you know, and calligraphy, it really does.

653
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:58.559
I'm gonna have a fun afternoon on canvas has anyone

654
00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:01.199
ever gotten a parental warning on canvas? Because if not,

655
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:10.039
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For Trey, it's at Trey Triunholman, and Raj it's at

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Comedian Raj. We'll see you next time right here inside.

665
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What was it called trade the Big Load?

666
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:44.440
Huh?

667
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:48.480
The newsletter? What was it called the blow your Load?

668
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:49.639
I would.

669
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What I mean?

670
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It was good in the moment. He forgot it now.

671
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But we'll see you next time, right here inside the Treehouse.

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In nine nine