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Raccoon with a Meth Pipe | Thursday May 8, 2025

Raccoon with a Meth Pipe | Thursday May 8, 2025

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The title of this episode should tell you how much stupid is gonna be in here today. Also, how travel is changing, the best obituary ever, the Golden Girls, and kids are f*cking expensive. PLUS: Birthdays!!

LINKS:
Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop - ABC News

Commuters are ‘barebacking’ in a return to office rebellion—and experts say it’s ‘the best defence against information overload’ | Fortune

It now costs $300K to raise a child in the US, study finds

Disney announces first new theme park in 15 years


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, May eighth,

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two thy twenty five. I'm coming out strong today, boys,

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hitting you hard and fast because I have thumbs. You

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know what else has thumbs? Raccoons? Quick question? Does anyone

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have pet raccoon holding a meth pipe on their twenty

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twenty five Bingo card?

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Can't say I do.

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It's a tough game to win year in, year out.

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But if you do happen to have that on your

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Bingo card, congratulations because you can mark that one off.

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An Ohio woman was arrested after her pet raccoon named

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Chewi was found holding a meth pipe in the driver's

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seat of her car in what police are calling a

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strange encounter on patrol. The incident occurred Monday when a

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Springfield Township police officer decided to conduct a traffic stop

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after identifying a vehicle whose registered owner had an active

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warrant and a suspended driver's license, thinking hey, maybe this

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will be the jackpot of the day. I get a

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big bust and I can go back to the patrol

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house and go like, look what I did. And then

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the body came capture the footage of them searching the vehicle,

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and that's when they found the pet raccoon holding drug paraphernalia,

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but not just any drug paraphernilia, a meth pipe. Yeah,

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the officer. When the officer approached the car, he found

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fifty five year old Victoria Vidal of Akron, Ohio and

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was able to was able to detain her without incident. However,

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according to the police statement, that's when things took an

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unusual turn. The officer returned to the vehicle and he

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observed a raccoon named Chewy sitting in the driver's seat

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with a meth pipe in its mouth. This, of course

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led officers. This of course led officers to further inspect

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the vehicle. That search revealed her car contained a bulk

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amount of meth amphetamine, crack cocaine, and three used glass

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meth emphetamine pipes. You know how people that get caught

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with drugs usually say it's not mine. This is one

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case where I might believe her. I mean, we are

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talking about one of the only other animals besides humans

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that have thumbs. So if there's a creature on this

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planet besides people able to smoke some meth, it'd probably

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be a raccoon.

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Yeah, that'd be the first thing I said. I'm like, hey, guys,

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I need to talk to you. Uh chew.

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He's got a problem.

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I'm being held hostage by this drug dealer.

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He is so high right now. I am scared. I

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wouldn't go in there.

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If I were you, I'd call swat.

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I know I have a suspended license. I'm just trying

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to get him to rehab.

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He had a gun to my head and told me

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I had to.

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I just want to see a raccoon with meth teeth.

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I just want to see it light and lighter.

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Yeah.

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I have the utmost confidence in the species to do

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all those things. I really do.

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Yeah.

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And what's sad about this is I watched the video

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and it's it is. It's a very sad thing to

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see a police officer searching through this card that looks

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like this lady may live in it, or maybe it's

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just the raccoon's house. I don't know when she's just renting,

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but it is sad. You look in the driver's seat

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and you see this little adorable raccoon, but it really

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does have a glass meth pipe in its mouth. It's

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not smoking anything, it's not lit, but he clearly knows

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what to do with it.

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Yeah, you know, he's just mimicking what she did. But

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I mean, again, going back to it, I would if

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they walked up, I'm like, thank god, thank god you

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guys are here.

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Yeah, I mean, it really is the only animal that

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you can probably blame. And the legal system, the judicial

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system may have to actually hear you out.

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Yeah, because it's possible deniability, right, Yeah, I.

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Mean, it just it just has I mean, look, Trey,

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you're the legal expert inside the treehouse, so I'm sure

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you would tell us that it's the state's burden to

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convince a jerry beyond a reasonable doubt. And I believe

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Chewie could be that one percent that could creep into

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juror's minds and think, well, you know, maybe she is.

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Maybe it's the raccoon's fault.

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Meth panda.

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Yes, ladies, and I will act as a defense attorney.

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Ladies and gentlemen, My client is innocent. The real guilty

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party here is the meth panda. And then point at

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the in the in the courtroom.

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Point at the panda you see chewing going through with drawls.

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She just runs a raccoon rescue. She's just trying to help.

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You can't save them all, lady. Sometimes I appreciate the effort,

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but sometimes you just got to let one go so

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you can save two others.

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And if it is her, isn't fifty five, I'm a

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little old to start doing meth like.

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I don't know.

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I'm almost fifty, and I have no desire to start

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doing drugs like.

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I'm with you. I don't know. I don't know what

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the the average age is for meth usage. I do

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know that no matter what age you start, after you've

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done it a few times, you do look like you're

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in your fifties. Yes, I mean, I've seen some mugshots

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of meth heads that were in their twenties that looked

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like they were aarp age. No offense, Trey and Roger.

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You can be any You're close, don't don't.

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I know. But I'm not there yet, which means I'm

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gonna I'm gonna throw a couple of jabs where I

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can while I can.

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But you can sign up now. They've changed the rules, Daniel.

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They need to market. Like I've said it before, they

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need to market that better. It's like you can join

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AARP at any age, but the problem is no one

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wants to because no one wants to be associated as

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being old.

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Yes, that is true, but I wouldn't mind the discounts.

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Yeah, but you're you're you're right.

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I mean it is the state's uh is the state's

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liability to prove uh be unreasonable doubts. So I think,

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as bizarre as it sounds, I think that's the I

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think that's the angle you go it is, you know,

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Think then whoever the prosecutor is in Ohio has to

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call some da in Florida and go, how do I

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handle this?

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Because if there's a state with a president.

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You're in the treehouse.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the treehouse. Now, Daniel, we've talked a lot over

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the past couple of years about how great you are

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at residential roofing and you guys not only benefit homeowners

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but business owners as well.

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Absolutely, Dah, I mean, we we kind of stumbled into

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the commercial market. We had several business owners that were

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homeowners of obviously we work on their homes. We showed

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them the quality of work, what we could do. They

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asked us if we had experience in other roofing. We said,

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yes we do. They said, hey, come out and look

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at my business. And these are all kinds of different roots,

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flat roofs, mod bit roots, metal roofs, construction of all

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types and commercial applications. Sometimes they're on nine story buildings,

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sometimes they're on a single story building, and so we

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are able to handle commercial as well. Commercial is very

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complicated though there's a lot of different facets. It is

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a different construction animal because codes are different from commercial

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to residential, the type of materials, the type of silicones, acrylics,

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on and on and on. But yes, we do have

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commercial experience. We're very very on top of the commercial

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world and how important it is for commercial business owners

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I'm Dan, He's trade that's RAJ. Today is Thursday May eighth,

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twoenty twenty five. You know how terms can get redefined

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throughout the years, and we have to change what we

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think our definition is of that word. I cannot think

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of a better example than these two words right here,

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because I know that we all think we know the

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definition for raw dogging and barebacking right we know the

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og definitions of those words. But I don't know if

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it's the twenty first century. I don't know if it's

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gen Z redefining things and manipulating labels. Whatever the case is,

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someone saw fit to change the definitions of raw dogging

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and barebacking because no longer do they have sexual connotation.

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Now they have to do with travel.

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Yeah, are you familiar with these terms when it comes

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to the travel industry?

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No?

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All right, I will happily enlighten you as to the

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new definitions of raw dogging and bare backing. Last year,

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raw dogging became popular. Raw dogging was where you are

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on a flight and you will avoid all technology and

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entertainment while flying, and you just stare at the seat

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in front of you. That is raw dogging from twenty

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twenty four. I believe it's source. What is it, trey

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or flying in the eighties. Yeah, also notice just flying

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in the twentieth century our childhood. Yeah, exactly when the

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American Way magazine was actually interesting because you didn't have

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any other options. It was either that or the emergency card,

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so you went with the American Way magazine. But I

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believe that somewhat has sourced all the way back to

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an episode of Seinfeld where Patrick Warburton's character was on

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a flight with Elaine, Julie Louis Dreyfus and he just

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stared at the seat in front of him the entire time.

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So I think that's where this started. And then newer generations,

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as they're going through and watching our older television shows,

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they decide to make it a new trend. So that's

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where raw dogging, the new version was born. So raw

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dogging twenty twenty four twenty twenty five means you avoid

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all technology, all entertainment, and you just stare at the

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back of the seat in front of you for the

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entirety of the flight, as if that's some sort of

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a feat to be admired. And now there's bare backing.

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Barebacking is the new trend that you do on a

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train or a subway, especially while commuting. So if you're

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on your way to work, you bear back, which is

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you don't do any phone video games, you don't even

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read a book or a newspaper or a magazine if

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you can find them. So same thing as raw dogging,

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but it's on your way to work or whatever, or

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it's on a train, you're just avoiding all technology and

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you're just sort of stone faced until you get to

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your destination.

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Why.

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Great question, Trey. I'm right there with you. Why deprive

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yourself of all the advancements of man? Because you're right, Trey,

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we went through this crap when we were kids, where

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you had nothing to do. You mean, when you were

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a kid, you might be allowed to bring a couple

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of toys on board or something maybe maybe something like

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a coloring book or something. But nowadays you have an

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amazing variety of entertainment at your fingertips. Why would you

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choose to push that away? It's so nice?

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I mean, it's it is indicative of generations that are

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used to it. I mean, I remember when the Walk

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came out and what a revolutionary thing that was. You

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could take your music to go and listen to it.

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You know, it was, it was huge. Uh. Yeah, it's

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people that are so used to entertainment at their fingertips.

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Now it's it's a novelty to not.

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Yeah, you're right. It basically boils down to, uh, perspective

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and appreciation. So if you're a younger person who has

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grown up with this technology your entire life, you don't

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have the appreciation or the perspective that US older people

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do that if I don't have something ready to watch

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on a flight, I am distressed. I'm like, what is that?

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Can I get something downloaded before we take off? And

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I no longer have the opportunity because I remember what

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it was like in the dark ages when if you

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if I dropped my g I Joe on the floor

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of the plane, I got I got nothing to do

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until we land and they can find it. Nowadays, what

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happens you drop your iPad? They turned the whole damn

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plane around and they landed, not because you really need

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something to watch. It's actually because they're worried about it

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catching on fire. But still, you know they don't. They

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never landed a plane for a G I Joe.

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I remember when the long distance rates would go down

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after a certain time.

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Yeah, we can't call Grandma till nine o'clock, which is

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real which is real difficult because he's usually in bed

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by then, So you have like a real thin window

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to contact friends and family.

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So that's uh So. Rod dogging is on a plane,

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barebacking is on a subway. Is a donkey punching when

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you high five your friend at a petting zoo.

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Maybe that's when you just let the donkey choose the movie.

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Next, next thing, you're gonna tell us there's a you know,

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strap on doesn't mean what it what it used to.

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I think that one.

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I think that one's holding its ground pretty firm.

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You think so, Dan, He's making sure.

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Treehouse Plus. Today. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel

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Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. I have

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some shocking news for you guys. Turns out kids are expensive.

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Obviously that's not new information, but according to new data,

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the average cost of raising a child all the way

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to the age of eighteen has hit has hit a

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national average of nearly three hundred thousand dollars. So it's

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not just egg prices that are getting expensive. It's not

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just shoes from China that are getting more expensive.

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Technically, that is an egg price getting more expensive.

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Uh yeah, that actually, yeah, the egg prices, I do

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may have played somewhat of a role, but as far

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as I know, there have been no new tariffs announced

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on children. In fact, I believe there's been floated the

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opposite option, which is maybe we just give anyone that

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has a kid five thousand dollars to help offset the

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nearly three hundred thousand dollars cost of raising a kid.

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But yeah, it is true. A study analyze the annual

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cost of raising a child, factoring in childcare, rent, transportation, clothing, food,

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although I don't know if they actually included the egg prices, health, insurance,

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and more. The study found it costs an average of

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two hundred and ninety seven six hundred and seventy four

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dollars to raise a child for eighteen years in America.

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In Texas, it's actually a little bit less than the

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national average. So that's some good news. To raise a

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kid in Texas to the age of eighteen, it'll cost

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about two hundred and thirty four thousand dollars, which to

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me begs the question what if you just stop? But

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like fourteen, Yeah, so you're here. Now I'm done. I'm

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out of money. Mom My daughter broke. You have to

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you have to go do something else.

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Now, yeah, I think you have to administer a test

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at a certain age. But like it's like, you know what,

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here's the deal, You're done. Uh, And I'm no longer

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you need to get a job.

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You know, if that's not actually smart, you're no longer

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a good investment. By I'd say it. By the time

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they get to high school, you have probably a pretty

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good idea of what this kid's future is going to

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look like.

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Yes, yeah, you can tell that.

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Is this kid gonna get a scholarship to college or not?

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And if it's a not, you're going to go to

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You're going to do the work co op that was

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starting your junior year and then I'm done.

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The year.

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Uh so yeah, I mean kids are more expensive than ever.

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Child labor laws prevent us from making them work for

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it like we used to uh, because it really was

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like back in the day, I mean the kids. It

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expected that if like farmers or whatever the whatever the

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profession was in the household, the kids became immediate employees.

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It's why you had kids.

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Yes, there's cheap labor exactly.

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And you wonder why now there we're talking about, you know,

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extinction of especially in the US. You know, we're not

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reproducing fast enough to handle the decline in population, like

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we're talking about in a couple of generations, we won't

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be there won't be any of us left.

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I don't think it's that bad. I think birth rates

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aren't as bad as some people are making it out

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to seem it. Because like I saw a story it

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said that birth rates are at a decline to where

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it's such that some family lineages may go extinct. Well, okay, look,

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last night checked there's there's over eight billion people on

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this planet. COVID helped that thinned out quite a bit,

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but you know, the world finds a way to thin

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us as a herd. And I don't feel like the

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declining birth rates are that alarming to convince me to

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spend three hundred thousand dollars on this thing.

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I mean you say that you don't believe the evidence.

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Look right in your screen, you have three forty plus

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men who have no kids.

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Mm hmm. But people are still having kids. Look, Elon

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Is is doing more than his fair share.

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But they say, right now for the US to for

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population and survive, women need to be having two point

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seven kids.

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Yes, that's what we should do as a government. Let's

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let's tell women more of what they should be doing.

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Yes, No, it's it's not more. I mean, it's just

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that's the number and we're not even close.

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And you know what, and I go back to I'm

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fine with it. I'm fine with that.

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Yeah.

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I mean I remember as a kid, like having to

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I would mow lawns in the summer, or I would

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go door to door and sell stuff. Like my parents

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had a grocery store that kind of went under because

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of bad location and had all the stuff that I

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could sell, and I just went door to door, and I,

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without hesitation, would come home and give my money to

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my mother just to help out. And I would take

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like ten bucks and go to the little communion store

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down the street and get candy and all that stuff

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like that was just like that was my job.

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Like, yeah, my.

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Mom didn't mowd a lawn. My dad didn't mow the lawn.

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We did, so we were Yeah, we were labor. And

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so if you're if you're running out of labor, I

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get it. But then then you have India and China

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on the other side. When you're like our population is

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declining in India's.

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Like, we got you, buddy, Yeah you could take some

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of us, hold our prophylactics.

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Yeah, we obviously don't need them.

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There's just gonna be a lot of patails farming in

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Iowa in about thirty years.

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Happened because you about to have kids. Yeah, yeah, that'screw enough.

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That's exactly what happened. But is it really that bad, Tray,

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Is it really so bad that in a few generations, Like,

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I don't what I mean is I don't think we're

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on the brink of going extinct as a species just

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because the birth rate has declined.

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I mean, it's a couple one hundred years, but yeah

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it is.

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Uh.

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I sent you an article about this, uh.

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And that's and that's the one that I read where

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it's said in there that in a couple of generations,

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certain lineages will go extinct. But I didn't see the

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Maybe I didn't read down far enough. I didn't see

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the part where it's said, the human population is going

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to be extinct because we're not having enough kids.

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Well, no, not the human population, but like in the

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United States, we like we are not having and it's

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not just uh. I think the most extreme example of

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it is South Korea, where they are saying they have

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like two generations and they will be basically extinct if

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you don't start having more kids.

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I don't know what. I don't know what life is

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like in South Korea, but I know in the United

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States that when at the federal level, when it's floated

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giving families five thousand dollars for having a baby, and

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the country laughs at it because they're like, what's that.

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That doesn't even cover child care. It's so expensive, as

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I just said, it's so expensive to raise a child.

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That's why a lot of us start looking at it

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more logically, like the three of us have, which is Okay,

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let me think down all the entire list of reasons

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too or maybe not to have kids. Is it something

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I really want? Okay, go to step two. Can I

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afford it? No? All right, well, I'm done. So it's

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like you need to follow a process of whether or

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not you know this makes sense for you.

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I can barely afford my dog exactly exactly, and I'm

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gonna love your dog Tray way more than any kid

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you might have, because she's better.

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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

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Today is Thursday May eighth, twenty twenty five. Trey, Raj,

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I have to admit I screwed up two days ago.

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I screwed up very very badly because I forgot something

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I know. I was reminded of it though, and I

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would like to salvage it. Today. Two days ago was

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the birthday of one Robert Adolph Bream. I'm not sure

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if that name sounds familiar to you guys, but it

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should because all the way back in October, we shared

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the obituary for Robert Adolph Bream, and May sixth was

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his birthday. I have decided, since we read his obituary

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last year that we should commemorate mister Bream on not

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just his death day, but we should also commemorate his

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life on his birthday. Well, that was two days ago,

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so we were a little bit late, but we're gonna

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do it today because this is, without a doubt the

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greatest obituary I have ever seen, and I think it's

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worth sharing at least once or twice a year, on

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the day of his death and on the day of

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his birth. Would anyone care to object? Good, because this

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is one of my favorite things ever, the obituary of

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Robert Adolph Breem on his birthday. Robert Adolf Beam, in

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accordance with his lifelong dedication to his own personal brand

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of decorum, muttered his last unintelligible and likely unnecessary curse

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on October sixth, twenty twenty four, shortly before chirping backward

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over some stupid mother effing thing and hitting his head

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on the floor. Robert was born in Winters, Texas, to

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the late Walter Beam and Betty Smith of May sixth,

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nineteen fifty, after which God immediately and thankfully broke the

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mold and attempted to cover up.

471
00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:57.960
The evidence.

472
00:27:59.279 --> 00:28:02.880
Raised cat Robert managed to get his wife Diane pregnant

473
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:07.680
three times. He managed to get her pregnant fast enough

474
00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.359
to just barely miss getting drafted into the Vietnam War

475
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:15.960
by futhering Michelle, John and Charlotte between nineteenth fiftis seven

476
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.799
much later, with Robert possibly concerned about the brewing conflict

477
00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:30.680
in Grenada, Charles was born in nineteen eighty three. This

478
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.799
lack of military service was probably for the best, because

479
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:36.599
when taking up shooting as a hobby in his later years,

480
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:39.559
he managed to blow not one but two holes in

481
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:42.480
the dash of his own car on two separate occasions,

482
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:46.599
which unfortunately did not even startle, let alone surprise his

483
00:28:46.720 --> 00:28:50.559
dear wife Diane, who was much accustomed to such happenings

484
00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:52.920
in his presence, and may have actually been safer in

485
00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:59.079
the jungles of Vietnam the entire time while the world

486
00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:02.240
was in conflict elsewhere Robert may Moon by learning to

487
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:05.759
roof from maintain traffic signs with the City of Amarillo,

488
00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:10.160
and eventually becoming a semi professional truck driver. Not to

489
00:29:10.160 --> 00:29:15.039
be confused with a professional semi truck driver. Peace on

490
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:19.680
the horizon. Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drifted to weapons of war,

491
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:24.480
spanning the historical and geographical spectrum of the level of

492
00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:33.119
nineteen thousand bi secrets that part always gets me too,

493
00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:38.200
to the buck of the eighteen thirties Africa, to the

494
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:40.640
most in the gant in one eight nine to one

495
00:29:40.680 --> 00:29:43.880
of World War two, ari Soviet unions. So many examples

496
00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:48.240
of these mainstream hobbyist items from the small Clarendon, Texas

497
00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:50.480
apartment that one of them may very well have been

498
00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:53.880
the item reference that is afore mentioned eloquent final epithaphic.

499
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:58.400
A man of many interests, Robert was not to be

500
00:29:58.599 --> 00:30:01.759
entranced by historical weapon alone, but also had a picture

501
00:30:01.799 --> 00:30:05.599
of profession, a frequently steam about town wearing the latest

502
00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:09.400
trend of COVID letter Bukiston's, a wide collection of unconventional

503
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:15.079
asked and as Robert also have a wide selection of

504
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.839
Harmonica's on him not to play personally, but to prompt

505
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:21.880
his beloved dogs to howl continuously at odd hours of

506
00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:25.640
the night, to entertain his many neighbors, and occasionally to

507
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:28.880
give to his many, many many grandchildren and great grandchildren

508
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:32.279
to play loudly during long road trips with their parents.

509
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:38.160
Earlier this year, in February, God finally showed mercy upon Diane,

510
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:40.400
getting her the hell out of there for some well

511
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:44.880
earned peace and quiet. Without Diane to gleefully entertain, Robert

512
00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:48.000
shifted his creative focus to the entertainment of you, the

513
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:52.240
fine townspeople Clarendon, Texas, over the last eight months. If

514
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:54.880
you have not met Robert or seen his road show yet,

515
00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:58.720
you probably would have soon. We've all done our best

516
00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:02.160
to enjoy slash Robert's antics up to this point, but

517
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:07.440
he's God's problem now. Robert's farewell tour will be held Monday,

518
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.519
October fourteenth at ten am at Memorial Park Funeral Home,

519
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:15.039
sixty nine sixty nine East Interstate forty Highway, Amarillo, Texas,

520
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.920
seventy nine one one eight. The family encourages you to

521
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:23.079
dust off whatever outdated or inappropriate combination of clothing you

522
00:31:23.119 --> 00:31:26.480
have available to attend. A tip jar will be available

523
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:34.400
in the front flowers are all. Once again, I would

524
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:39.440
like to not only think Robert Adolph beam Uh for

525
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:43.960
the life and the times that he led, but for

526
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:48.200
his remaining family, for the most epic obituary ever written

527
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:51.799
in the history of man, and really setting the bar

528
00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:53.880
for all future obituaries to.

529
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:57.440
Come with the perfect amount of bitterness.

530
00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:06.920
We've done. You're in the Treehouse.

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539
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I'm Dan, He's Trey. That is Raj. It's time for birthdays,

540
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:56.079
because today is Thursday May eighth, twoy twenty five. We

541
00:32:56.200 --> 00:33:02.079
celebrate today the birthdays of Olivia colpo Is thirty three,

542
00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:07.599
arguably very attractive model and former Miss Universe who has

543
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:11.880
dated Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow, Ryan Lochtey and Patriots wide

544
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:15.599
receiver Danny am Mondola. She was on the Masked Singer

545
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:19.319
as the UFO. Now, I don't know Nick Jonas or

546
00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:24.200
Tim Tebow or Danny A Mondola, but I do know

547
00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:28.200
Ryan Lockedee a little bit from the brief reality show

548
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.960
he had, and he's stupid. So I don't know if

549
00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:36.839
Olivia Culpo has a type. And all these guys fit it.

550
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.400
The Jonas, the Jonas brothers all seemed to be somewhat

551
00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:42.759
bright kids. Tebow seemed to be an intelligent guy. Danny

552
00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:46.920
A Mondola he survived the NFL, so he's got to

553
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:47.799
be somewhat smart.

554
00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:51.759
Was Ryan Ryan was Lockedy the swimmer?

555
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:55.079
Yeah, Ryan Lockedey was the idiot's swimmer, the one that

556
00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:58.160
was always in uh, what's his face's shadow?

557
00:33:58.599 --> 00:33:59.720
Okay Phelps?

558
00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:03.920
Yeah, yeah, Michael Phelps was the beast of the pool

559
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:07.759
for a few Olympics. Well, Ryan Lockdew was the guy

560
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:12.760
in the corner drooling in it. That's about as accurate

561
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:13.559
as I can make it.

562
00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:13.760
So.

563
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:18.760
Olivia Colpo is thirty three. Today. He plays or played

564
00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:22.480
Walter O'Brien on the TV show Scorpion. Elias Gable is

565
00:34:22.559 --> 00:34:28.000
forty two from Suits. Christina Cole is forty three Christina

566
00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:32.280
played doctor Paula Agard. Stephen speaking of Suits, Stephen amel

567
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:34.280
is or Amal how do you say his name? He's

568
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.920
forty four today. He's best known as Oliver Queen Slash

569
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:42.039
the Green Arrow on c w's Arrow Show, but he

570
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:49.159
is the star of the Suits spin off, Suits La. Again.

571
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:52.559
I've never seen Suits. I've heard it's really good, Trey.

572
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:54.320
I think you've watched it. You're a you're a proponent

573
00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:54.840
ofver right.

574
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:59.960
Suits was a great show, and I have not watched

575
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:05.719
the Suits La. Just that's one of those things. I

576
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:07.639
think they were just desperate for a show, and so

577
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:11.880
they're like, let's see if we can capitalize on its popularity,

578
00:35:11.960 --> 00:35:15.920
when it was just that the cast of Suits was

579
00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:23.559
just really good. Gabriel Mock, Sarah Rafferty is fantastic, and

580
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:25.880
the guy who played Lewis I can't think of his name,

581
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:28.679
but it's just it's a fantastic cast. It was quirky,

582
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:30.559
and I you know, that's one of those I don't

583
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:32.159
think you can replicate it.

584
00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:39.039
I'm not really big into I should I shouldn't even

585
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:40.599
say that. I was gonna say I'm not really big

586
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:42.559
into looks, and I realized it's like, well, I comment

587
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:44.679
on it quite a bit. What I'm getting at is

588
00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:47.920
Gabriel Mock, the star of Suits. Do you know how

589
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:54.000
old he is. He's older than all of us. That

590
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:59.639
dude's That dude's like in his mid fifties. Yeah, and

591
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:03.840
and he looks like maybe mid thirties. And it's freakish.

592
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:06.719
Because we've talked about this a few times, and I

593
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:11.719
think it's very worth pointing out again the advancements we

594
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:15.880
have made. I don't know if it's in moisturizer technology,

595
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:20.079
I don't know if it's our diet, but we all

596
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:24.039
look so much better at our age than people from

597
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:28.719
previous generations did because Trey how old was remember so

598
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:31.280
the movie. This is how we've talked about this before.

599
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:37.320
Wilford Brimley is the clint essential old man from all

600
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.360
of our youths. We know him as like an old guy.

601
00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:42.280
He was one of those guys kind of like Abe

602
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:44.440
the Goda, looked like he was just born old, right.

603
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:49.199
Wilfrid Brimley was one of the stars of the movie Cocoon,

604
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:54.159
where it's about a bunch of retired people basically getting

605
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:59.760
rejuvenated thanks to aliens and their Cocoons Trey. How old

606
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:01.840
was Ad Brimley in Cocoon?

607
00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:02.639
Fifty?

608
00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:04.480
How old are you?

609
00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:07.960
Fifty?

610
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:11.840
That's not even I mean, come on, I remember going

611
00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:13.559
to the theater and watching Cocoon. I mean it was

612
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:16.159
really old people. And now we're all like that age,

613
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:18.559
and I'm still shocked by that. How good we look

614
00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:22.000
compared to them now seeing someone like a Gabriel Mock

615
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:24.559
same thing. That dude's like fifty five, fifty six years

616
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:28.559
old and he looks like he's thirty four. That's just

617
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:31.039
it's really impressive. And like I'm saying, I'm not I'm

618
00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:33.679
not that materialistic. I'm just looking at it from an

619
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:36.400
observational standpoint, like, how did we do that?

620
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:40.119
I mean, the Golden Girls were all around our age

621
00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:41.679
when they started.

622
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:43.800
Oh that's terrifying.

623
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:49.119
Now. The the mom was it Stelle?

624
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:49.960
Is that what her name was?

625
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:50.880
Stelle? Yeah?

626
00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:52.519
She was the youngest one of the cast.

627
00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:56.519
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is freakish to think that

628
00:37:56.679 --> 00:37:59.119
the cast of Cocoon were.

629
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:06.320
Rue McClanahan was fifty and uh when they started.

630
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:11.079
Still that that was Blanch, right, Rue McClanahan. Rue McClanahan

631
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:15.880
played Blanche and Golden Girls is your age, Trey. I mean,

632
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:18.000
just just put her photo next to your face and

633
00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:19.920
be like, these two were the same age. No way,

634
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:21.679
there's no way I'd believe.

635
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.760
That Ralph Mancio is on medicare.

636
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:28.760
So I mean, if really, when you think, it's like

637
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:31.800
what what? How did that happen from one generation to

638
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.079
the next. Like I think someone even pointed out that

639
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:41.199
Ralph Macchio is now older than mister Miagi. Then mister

640
00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:45.360
Miagi was in the first Karate Kid. Yeah, put those two,

641
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.840
put those two headshots next to each other. It doesn't

642
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:50.400
even look possible that they'd be the same age, or

643
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:51.760
that Maccio is older.

644
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:53.960
And the girl that plays his daughter who's supposed to

645
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:59.000
be in high school is almost thirty and on nine

646
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:02.800
oh two, one oh, what's your name? Gabriel Cartiris was

647
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:06.360
three years younger than the father of uh, the guy

648
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:09.639
that play I can't remember his name, James Luckhouse. Yeah,

649
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:12.280
there were the years apart with three years she was

650
00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:13.119
in high school and he.

651
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:13.440
Was a dad.

652
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:16.679
But it really is freakish to think that Trey is

653
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:20.719
the same age as Blanche was the first season of

654
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:21.519
Golden Girls.

655
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:22.280
Mhm.

656
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:27.599
Despite despite all of Trey's best efforts to advance his

657
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:31.880
age through unnatural methods i e. Jack Daniels, and he

658
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:36.159
still looks this good. Imagine if Trey, imagine if you

659
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:39.480
had been less addicted to alcohol, how good you would look.

660
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:42.960
No, I think he's I think it's the same thing.

661
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:45.800
I think you just preserve yourself in whatever you drink.

662
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:48.679
Or actually, maybe that's what it was. Trey drink so

663
00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:49.679
much alcohol.

664
00:39:49.760 --> 00:40:01.119
He's permanently preserved.

665
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:04.199
You're listening to the Treehouse.

666
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Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

667
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.000
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668
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:22.239
Visit us online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.

669
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.239
Ah for all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air

670
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dot com. That means past shows, links, contact info and

671
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:33.960
more all there on our website Treehouse on Air dot com.

672
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.960
That's Treehouse on Air dot com. This is the Treehouse Show.

673
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:41.000
I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma.

674
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:47.840
Big news this week, Disney has announced its first new

675
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:51.800
theme park in fifteen years. Did you guys hear where

676
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:53.840
they're opening up the new Disney theme park?

677
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:55.920
Nope?

678
00:40:56.480 --> 00:41:02.920
Frisco, Abu Dhabi. Oh okay, yeah, Disney is going to

679
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.159
build its seventh theme park. This one will be in

680
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:10.800
the United Arab Immirates, at a waterfront resort on Yaz Island.

681
00:41:11.159 --> 00:41:13.280
It's the first time in fifteen years that the Walt

682
00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:16.079
Disney Company has announced the development of a new theme park.

683
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:19.880
It's expected to be finished in the early twenty thirties.

684
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:24.000
The last new park was Shanghai Disney. In twenty sixteen,

685
00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:28.360
they announced the agreement to create the resort in Abu Dhabi.

686
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:32.440
UAE like I said, this will be the seventh Disney

687
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:37.360
theme park. According to the chairman at Meral, who announced

688
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:40.760
the new theme park with the Disney company, Abu Dhabi

689
00:41:40.800 --> 00:41:43.320
is a place where heritage meets innovation, where we preserve

690
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:47.039
our past while designing the future. The collaboration between Abu

691
00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:51.199
Dhabi and Disney demonstrates the remarkable results of combining visionary

692
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:53.320
leadership and creative excellence.

693
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And Dan Froze.

694
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:05.400
I am. I've been to Dubai. They have sandstorms that

695
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:11.079
are amazing and you can see them coming. So can

696
00:42:11.079 --> 00:42:14.960
you imagine being in line for like the rollercoaster and

697
00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:17.960
you're like, hey, what's that big wall coming towards us?

698
00:42:18.400 --> 00:42:21.840
And they tried to have the Summer Olympics cut her

699
00:42:21.880 --> 00:42:25.880
through through their name and the hat and the Olympic

700
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:29.639
Committee was like it peaks out sometimes at one hundred

701
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:30.519
and twenty five degrees.

702
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:48.000
So no, that's where they said, we're not soccer. For

703
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