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It's DAY ONE of Spring Break Out/Treehouse Gone WILD! Inside the Treehouse today: does Fox 4's Steve Noviello think Spring Break is dead? And Dan confronts Raj about Val Kilmer's famous line in Tombstone.
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It's DAY ONE of Spring Break Out/Treehouse Gone WILD! Inside the Treehouse today: does Fox 4's Steve Noviello think Spring Break is dead? And Dan confronts Raj about Val Kilmer's famous line in Tombstone.
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join me. Dan ol Mackley,
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Trade Trendholm Raj Sharma inside the Treehouse
today for day one of Treehouse Gone
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Wild. It is spring break in
the Treehouse and to celebrate, instead of
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taking the week off, We're gonna
work more, damn it. So five
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days a week, extra shows all
week, and to kick off Treehouse Gone
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Wild, a special guest who has
got to be one of the wildest men
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I have ever known. Consumer reporter
extraordinaiy from katiefw Fox four, the one
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and only Steve Novillo. Yeah,
yeah, how are you doing great?
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How you been Steve? It's been
a minute. I'm good. I'm good
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a little. You know, I'm
working kind of crazy schedule right now.
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Shannon Murray just had a baby,
so I'm sitting in her chair for I
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guess the next twelve weeks. Oh
so she's taking the full of maternity leave.
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Oh for sure, for sure.
We actually, I would say Fox
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has a very generous maternity and paternity
leave program and she absolutely should take the
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time. So yeah, I started
sitting in last Thursday, so this was
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my first full week. So,
oh good, I got to hang out.
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Hannah we catch up. So it's
nice, which is a lot of
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men's dreams, not yours, but
a lot of men's dreams. Fuddy like,
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well, both pictures and you know
a lot of men will chime and
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and be like, you're so lucky, dude. Yeah, but what time
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did you wake up to be sitting
next to Hannah bit exactly two am?
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Two am? So wow, you're
filling in for Shannon Murray on the pre
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Good Day Show. Yeah. So
I'm on the four to six, the
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four to six. Yeah, and
you're having to do that for the entire
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twelve weeks or are they gonna rotate
some others? Well, I'm off for
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spring break and then I think they're
going to rotate in maybe some other you
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know, folks, I've got you
know, I mean, I've got my
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regular job. And then we kind
of talked a couple of months ago.
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We were testing a new show which
we're about to announce. His Guy has
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gotten picked up and is going to
start as a spring and summer series twice
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a week, and then we're gonna
go to five nights a week in the
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fall. So I'm working on that. That's outstanding. So I want to
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get to the new show here in
just a second. But for the moment,
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I'm very curious, and I know
Trey is as well, because he
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and I did morning radio for a
little over a year and it's never left
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our bones. Our bones still hurt
and make noises from that schedule and you're
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now having to live it for a
while. Who'd you piss off? It
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is a great honor people who don't
know, well, you read, he's
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a bro. He's got to memorize. They sent the email, here's what
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you say, and he immediately you
tried to make sure there actually is a
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rotation list. I think you may
have reminded him. He's like, oh,
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man, I should probably check on
that. It's really not Honestly,
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it's not that bad. And again, Hannah and I have have a lot
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of fun because we do sit there
kind of catching up a lot, to
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the point where Evan yelled at us
on the air the other day because we
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were making too much noise during this
weather report. Little Andrews got mad at
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you. He did, he did, and he called us out. I
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was telling her a story about something
and there was something that was really funny,
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and she did laugh louder than it
was appropriate. And in the middle
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of his weather segment, he stopped
and scolded on something. Oh my god,
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you know what it is. He's
jealous. He's jealous probably because he's
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never made Hannah laugh that hard,
and he was mad at you. I
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mean you said it. I didn't, Steve. I'm happy to be your
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mouthpiece. I'll say all the things
that that you want to sell. I
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got nothing to lose. And he
got quite real fast. I was going
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to make a joke about you offering
to be my mouthpiece since this is we
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were all thinking it. I mean, seen your peak of fitness. So
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how how hard do you spring break? Steve? Well, you know we're
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we're about to find out. So
what is it, Trey? Now?
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As I say, is your ship
circling through the US Virgin Islands? So
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uh no, So otherwise Dana would
come over and uh for dinner. Eh.
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Where we're going out Galveston. It's
a like a a Cosamel Costa Maya,
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Honduras kind of situation. I think
there's a couple of days at sea
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in there. We're eating up the
whole week. So I've actually never been
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on a cruise during spring. So
we took the kids on the first cruise
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last year, they had a really
good time. We just did five days.
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This time we're doing eight days.
But I've never been on a ship
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during spring break, and I'm you
know, I was thinking, oh my
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gosh, there's gonna be a lot
of kids. And then I was reading
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some people on these chat groups.
I guess last couple of weeks ago was
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like the New England schools had their
spring break and all of the ships out
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of Galveston were like flooded with drunk
college kids. And I was like,
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Oh, that didn't even cross my
mind that that might happen. So I'm
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not sure what's going on there.
We'll see. I do find it interesting
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that you managed to take one of
the longer cruises available through the Caribbean that
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managed to get nowhere near where I
live. I think there's, like I
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said, there's like I mean,
I think that there may be like back
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to back sea days honestly to get
to where we need to go. Uh
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So, you know, And we
also, like during the during the vacation,
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we were talking about booking you know, excursions and stuff, and my
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husband was like, Oh, they
look at this. We can go see
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the Mayan ruins and it's like eight
hour tour of the Mayan Ruins. I
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was like, are you out of
your damn mind, Like, we are
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not bringing a five year old and
a seven year old on an eight hour
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tour of anything, Like I'm thinking
like ninety minute glass bottom boat and we're
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back that kind of thing the last
time. You know when when we took
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them last June, I think it
was it was actually we took them on
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a submarine and it was the day
of that submarine tragedy, and we had
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no idea because we were unplugged,
and we posted pictures to like our family
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like portal and my mom was like, you took the kids on a submarine?
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Do you have no idea? What's
going on in the world? Work
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in the news? Well, here's
the thing. You're smart, you're consumer
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reporter and have been for many,
many years. So I'm certain that you
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did your research and did not go
with the submersible. That was sort of
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questionable on this on the our our
submarine was was not attached with a joystick
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and an extension cord. This was
you know, that's probably and probably not
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trying to go you know, a
couple of miles deep. Yeah, we
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weren't we weren't going down that far. Yeah, and it was. I'm
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sure it was like I had an
actual pilot and not an Xbox controller exactly.
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So, yeah, you mentioned drunken
spring breakers on cruise ships and everything,
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and I've I've been seeing over the
last week how uh cities are either
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preparing for the onslaught of spring breakers
or in some cases, like Miami is
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one of them. Yeah, they're
actively doing things trying to find legal ways
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to repel the spring breakers, like
like charging out the ass for parking and
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uber surge pricing hotels and things Jackie
rates up so much that these kids can't
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afford it on daddy's credit card type
of stuff. And it leads me to
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the question, is spring Break as
we all knew it is? You know,
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younger folk over you know, I
it's interesting and it's interesting that you
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bring up Miami because Miami Beach specifically, and you know South Beach and you
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know, I mean that's kind of
the birthplace of you know, spring Break,
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And when you look at there's a
real kind of struggle there because while
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the people who run the cities are
like, yeah, we got to throttle
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back here, the people who depend
on that income from the influx of spring
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breakers. Are not very thrilled with
the idea of you know, and I
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forget if this was all Miami or
not, but like, no more open
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containers, curfews, no parking,
no you know, no public you know
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whatever. Nation, it's just no
fun anymore. What's the world coming to?
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So yeah, I I don't know. But then again, if you've
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got you know, ten thousand kids
that show up, I mean, how
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are you possibly going to police that? I thought a lot of that.
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I think a lot of the big
spring break had in recent years, especially
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like you remember seeing videos over the
last couple of years, and some of
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them from Miami. You've got shootings
and things, You've got childs going wild
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tray, What were you going to
say? I thought a lot of Like
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I mean, when we were in
college whatever, you know, it was,
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Daytona was still a big spring break. Yeah, Yeah, Panama City
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Beach, Yeah, Panama City Desk
and uh you know those plays. And
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I feel like all those have kind
of even Padre Island, all those have
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kind of mellowed out over the years. Like you don't see the big oh
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at least I don't see the big
influx of kids like you used to.
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And maybe that's just because it's more
global and everyone kind of spreads out.
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Yeah, I you know, it's
funny. Our nieces definitely had more of
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a spring break experience. I didn't
really have that, certainly, not as
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a young kid. And then even
in college, like I think my buddies
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and I like hopped in the car
and drove to Boston like one year,
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like we you know, I don't
think that's more of like a southern thing
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that you would go to you know, Padre or to you know, Destin
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or Daytona or whatnot. So I, you know, like our niece,
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I think that they did, like
you know, tend to a room in
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you know, wherever, you know, just to try and save on on
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expenses. But oh yeah, yeah, that that was That was the spring
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break era of stackingham deep and hornh
them cheap, which I believe is your
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tagline for your mouthpiece service. That's
Steve. No, you don't get on
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TV. Yeah, you get in
the tree. That's all right, that's
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fun yellow right there. I went
to Padre when I was in college.
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I want to Padre twice they tell
me, didn't doesn't doesn't San Marcus actually
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physically moved to Padre during the spring
break. Yes, it does. I
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remember. I remember the first year
very vividly. It's fun. The second
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year. There are pictures, I
think somewhere you better hope not. No,
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I've seen them. I was having
a great time someone holding onto those
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in like a black mail folder.
I'm sure in case I ever mistakenly drunkenly
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run for office. Uh yeah,
I think I think it's well established.
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Now your your history or even your
recent history doesn't matter anymore about getting elected.
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Yes, yeah, I mean these. I mean right, like,
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when this next generation of people grow
up and run for political office, I
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think it's gonna be like what,
you don't have any you know, scandalous
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photos, but you know, yeah, I mean that there has to be
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like, there's gonna be like a
there has to be the dick pick reveals
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for this generation when they when they
start running for office, Like, can
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you just go ahead and show us
so we can get it out of the
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way. Yeah, that actually makes
sense. It's a lot quicker than than
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tracking down the college girlfriends or boyfriends
and asking them about it and getting it
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secondhand. In this way, they
this actually your right Stephen this way,
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only fans would be expected an expected
part of your election fundraising. Yeah,
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that's what I come on. Yeah, well, because I think that that
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that you know, to got off
in the tandem with this younger generation that
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people live in this world of like
everything's temporary, nothing's forever, and you
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know, whereas a little bit older, the people that kind of grew up
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with the Internet as opposed to always
just kind of being there still, you
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know, follow the you know,
the rules of conduct, never you know,
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never your face and you're junk in
the same photo. I mean,
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let's it's it's easy, easy math
here one o one dumb stuff. Yeah.
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See, so like for me like
Raj, I know, going to
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Texas State or I'm sorry, Southwest
Texas State. That's when he went there.
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So he's beholden to the to the
old name Trey at Ut. I
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know you guys had fun in during
spring break. I did not. I
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I worked on the spring break working
at a radio station. All the other
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kids on the promotions team would go
do a spring break like skiing or the
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beach or whatever, and I worked
sixty hours a week because I was like,
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hey, I'm gonna make rent and
then some this month because I'm the
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only one left in town to work. You were, you were a dedicated
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mouthpiece. That's right, That is
right, And I feel the need to
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update my resume and my LinkedIn to
put dedicated mouthpiece for Steve Noviella, whoa
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like you know, we hadn't even
finished the interviews. We are, what
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ten minutes in. But I'm curious
though, Like you said, you went
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to Boston with some friends, and
you think maybe the crazy spring break stuff
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was more of a south of the
Mason Dixon thing, So you never ran
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off to the Jersey Shore during spring
break or anything. No, you know
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what I didn't. I will say, like I do remember, Like I
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mean, when I was really young, spring break was like me and you
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know, Bob Barker and card Sharks
and the Prices Light hanging out of the
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couch for a week while you know, my parents were at work. And
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then you know, as I was
older, I remember like watching like MTV
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would do, like you know,
three or three weeks of like coverage from
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spring break, and I was a
little too young for it. And then
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suddenly I was a little too old
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of what happened in those middle years. I'm really glad you brought that up,
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because that is something that I feel
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stopped doing music altogether and they didn't
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three weeks, like you said,
because that was what got me through spring
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Break. Is like you'd wake up
watch Prices, right, and then I'd
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flip on MTV and watch spring Break
because I couldn't go, so I'd watch
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spring Break sort of live y Carrie's
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of fun, and that's a where
do they find all the water for these,
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you know contests? But once it's
almost seemed like maybe it's coincided to
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where once MTV stopped doing it,
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Well, and when you look back
at all of it, I mean they
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used to like, I mean,
they would canty. It was like the
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days of like I mean, I
think Carson Daly was down there, you
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know, back back then, and
Daisy Fuentes and Tabath Sorn and you know
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that whole. I mean, even
they would drag out Kurt Loder, who
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you know, probably was twenty nine
at the time, but seemed to be
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one hundred, you know, but
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it was. It was interesting because
it was like watching a TV show of
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what you thought spring break was,
and apparently it, you know, apparently
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was kind of kind of it was
kind of reality TV before before that became
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the name of it. But what
also like for our generation, because I
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mean there was it seems like there's
so many eighties movies that had a spring
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break theme. I mean it was
like, I think we grew up like,
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oh my god, that's supposed to
be the most epic time of your
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life is spring break. And then
honestly it's like, yeah, yeah,
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that's fun, but it's also just
kind of a drunken shit show. Yeah,
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I'm the first Yeah, the first
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mean, it was it was that
thing. It was the it was the
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everything you saw in the movies like
the Wild. Like I was, you
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know, from a you know,
immigrant Hindu household, you know, off
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to college and I'm at spring break
and I was like, I can't believe
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you guys are doing this for plastic
beads, Like this is me, this
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is fantastic. Like you you have
a you set the bar solo. Well,
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done manuh, And it was that
the second year we went like that.
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that whole that whole thing had worn
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Okay, now I've already seen it
and it was just a repeat of what
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I saw the year before. And
I was like, Okay, so this
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is just kind of every year.
But I think I think Steve hit a
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very big point about there is a
very tiny window as far as when you
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look at life as a whole where
break really is. You're in your wheelhouse.
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Otherwise you are too young old and
it happens really quick. That's true
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because the third year, when everybody
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I came up to Dallas and worked
that week with my with my folks at
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their at their business. So I
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first two years went to spring read
the last two years work. And I
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love how you you mentioned Steve with
the MTV stuff and they rolling out all
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the VJs. You know, it's
like for me watching it on TV for
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those couple of years and then like
Raj and Trey, you're saying you do
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it a couple of times, like
you watch a couple of MTV spring Breaks
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for a couple of years, like, Okay, now I get it.
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I've seen Daisy Fintis in in the
bikini. I've seen Carson Daily really committed
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to still wearing dark colored clothing but
now he's wearing shorts. Every every they
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needed more of a presentation though,
whenever they would wheel out Kurt Loder because
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you know, that's the only time
every year he actually saw the sun.
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But yeah, after Ricky Rackman the
roll out too, you see a lot
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of sun either oh my god,
uh or the you o MTV raps guys
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out on on the beach and stuff
that. I mean that maybe it's like
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most things nowadays, everything's wrapped in
nostalgia to make you feel good. But
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I don't necessarily want to see MTV
spring Break rebooted for our generation now,
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because otherwise it's just going to be
like Simon Rex interviewing Steve and his husband
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and their two kids on the cruise
ship somewhere outside of on Duras, going
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like the buffet was a little lackluster. Well, you know, I mean,
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but but but if you look at
that, there's really I think the
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need for that is gone, right, because at the time that was your
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only access to this inside look.
And now you get on Instagram and everybody
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is, you know, posting about
their experience, and you could, you
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know, you could check out you
know what all different people are doing.
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Uh, you know, there's the
idea. I mean because for a while
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there they had like like when the
Real World started, and then then they
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would have Eric Nye and the cast
of the Real World for the you know,
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for the week I'm you know,
and now it's like, okay,
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well everybody just we you can access
that content. You don't need to you
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don't need a TV show. What
is on MTV? Now? What is
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this is? I'm gonna sound old
right now. What is There's a lot
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of programming right like teen Mom and
like my I think I watched like I
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think like My Super Sweet sixteen was
on, but that's got to be ten
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years ago. Yeah, it's a
lot of a lot of movies. Oh
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interesting, okay, because I know
there's now MTV two is all music Now
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I thought there was a separate MTV
like all me, Like, I I
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know both MTV and vah ones said
they were launching stations that actually played music
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again. But yeah, I assumed
that was MTV the ocho playing do people
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make music videos anymore? They do
it. It's for it's for YouTube,
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okay, it's for the like artists
YouTube channels, so you can go on.
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But they do. They do still
make music videos for four snippets for
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social media and then for YouTube.
Yeah, like I remember as a kid,
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like when the Michael Jackson Thriller,
Oh yeah, I mean that was
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like every you could watch it every
twelve minutes or whatever the you know,
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and then I had the making of
you know, as long as it was
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in ten to the hour every hour
and Kurt was giving you the news,
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you could you could tune in check
out. Yeah, you could also try
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to uh you could also try to
look into the crowd behind Michael Jackson in
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the Thriller video, all the dancers
and see if you could pick out which
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of those zombies was Kurt Loader.
Like Kurt Loader could dance. But like
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back then, it was, you
know, product placement was the big thing.
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So PEPSI signed Madonna and PEPSI signed
you know, Michael Jackson, so
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it was like, you know,
PEPSI presents the new Madonna video and it
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was I think it was I can't
remember the name of the song, but
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the one in the church and it
was the Black Jesus and that was the
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big controversy. And then didn't Michael
kind of ruin that too when his hair
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cut on fire brought to you by
PEPSI didn't know. I feel like that
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made it even like you know more. I mean, that was like such
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a moment for you know, for
him, he was Taylor Swift of his
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time. I mean, I'm tellious
one last very important question for you,
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Steve, before we let you out
of here for your spring break. When
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you take a week off when you're
on vacation, do you still wear a
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tie? Is it something you feel
like you have to do every day or
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you like But I'm not wearing a
tie until I go back to the TV
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station. Tie but no shirt and
no pants. No pants coming up in
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my Only Dan's video, Steve's going
to show me how to tie a tie.
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I am genuinely curious about that,
Steve, because I commented on a
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photo that you did the other day
on Instagram. Because I don't know it's
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TV guys, I don't know what
it is. Maybe it's the practice,
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but your your tie knots are always
perfect. You got the dimple right in
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the middle, plus you got the
little dimple and the tie. I mean
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it really is, it really is. Well, when you tie a tie,
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do you intentionally or do you just
like hope for the best and what
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happens happens? Do you go full
windsor or half windsor I go It depends
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on the shirt collar, So like, whichever the bigger one is, I'll
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go for that. If the shirt
collar is wider, half wins. Okay,
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So that doesn't even make any sense. I mean it does occasionally I
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do it really well and I'm like, oh, yeah, now I just
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need to maintain this shape. Maybe
I throw it in the freezer so it
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doesn't even move again. But any
any hack, any trick, any tip
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is fine. Now, No,
it's got to be intentional. Actually,
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and this is not I actually have
it happened to have a tie right here.
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But when you tie it and you
kind of go through for the final
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you know loop, you have to
with your finger press in and then pinch
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so that your intention see that even
look at my speach, that you're intentionally
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creating a dimple that then gets you
know, locked in when you pull down
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because the tie becomes ti. Okay, so are you using your index finger
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for finger to dimple and then middle
and thumb to pinch? So how do
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you tie the tie? Yeah?
Exactly, I am so shaped. I
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remember from high school. I can
hear Evan Andrews yelling at me from the
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weather version of the studio. Now, well, thank you for the tip.
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I actually really do appreciate that.
I didn't know that. Man.
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I don't know if Trey's upset because
when he did high end real estate,
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he wore suits all the time.
But yours, your ties and your dimples
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are the ones I remember the most. Thank you. Thank you. And
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Baron James, who used to work
for us UH forever ago. He was
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Clarice's co anchor when I first cat. He loved a really bit, like
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an obscenely big knot. And the
way that he did that was he would
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tie his ties, but they would
be just long enough to eclipse the jacket
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and then that's why they were so
thick. So he had these really giant
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knots. But then if he took
his coat off, his tie was like
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three inches long. See I've wondered
that because I thought about how does that
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work? Because you either have to
buy extremely long ties. And I've had
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this thought when Michael Irvin was on
ESPN a lot and the big knot was
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in fashion and it really looked like
two fists in front of his throat,
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and I had that. I wondered, is the rest of the tie somewhere
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like in his chest? It's just
long enough can tuck into the coat,
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so that opt that must be it. Otherwise you're buying ties from you know,
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Shaquille O'Neil's tailor. Yeah, So
for the tie, the fingers,
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the dumple, the thumb, the
middle finger, pinch, pull, push,
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got it? Okay? Yep.
As a man of the claw,
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I perform weddings here as my side
hustle, and I like to make sure
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that my tie looks good because I'm
going to be in these people's photos.
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I'm going to make sure that my
dimple's not you know, that is ahead?
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I'm sorry? Is that a side
hustle? Or for you? Is
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that indentured servitude? What do you
mean indentured servitude? Aren't you technically working
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for your wife? No one,
no one likes to talk to you,
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Trey. Are you not which that
ministry? Did you get ordained with Yes,
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Universal Life Church all the way back. I believe in like two thousand
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and four or something. So I've
I've been I've been around a long time.
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So if if you and Doug ever
want to renew your vows, I
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got you. Well, I I
too, am a fellow Universal Life minister.
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Look at that. Although I don't
know, can you do yourself?
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I don't know. Three three clergymen
here, look at this? Do you
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want to be ordained by three men? I mean, we can bless you
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right now out about will make you
a saint. Steve, have a wonderful
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spring break. I intend to no
phone for a week. That's gonna be
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the best part. Oh yeah,
that's awesome. Well that's that's that's gonna
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be sad for Evan Andrews because he
won't get those special photos from you.
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I'll tell you what, give me
his number, I'll send him. So
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I have a great trip with the
family, and thank you always for jumping
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on with us. We appreciate it. Yes, let me know when you're
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back in town. I want to
have you on our on our show.
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Yes, that's right. I'm sorry. I totally forgot to mention that the
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free for all show that you guys
did a few test runs of How's how
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the test run go? What do
you think I'm Mike Doocey with Free for
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All? Come on, man's I
have a poor memory, Steve. It's
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well established. So the show actually
was called for Real when we tested.
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It is being rebranded. It's gonna
be called Last Call with Steve Nobiello.
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Well wow, oh, sqeeze,
squeeze the name into the title. You
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have to do? You do?
You tell everyone to get the fuck out
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at two am, like what I
do. So if you need, if
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you need a stage manager to make
sure everyone's out at a proper time,
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traise your guy. Yeah, we're
definitely pre taping. There's no way I'm
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up there. I think our time
slot for the spring and summer is ten
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or ten thirty, and then when
we go to five nights a week in
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the fall, it'll be eleven pm. Wowk yeah, late night nov Yellow.
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I'm there, Yeah, unscripted.
Enjoy, enjoy the trip, have
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fun with the kiddos, have fun
with the husband, and we'll see you
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back in here soon. And obviously, next time I'm in Dallas, I'll
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stalk you. So yeah, let
me know good to see you guys.
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See you Steve, always a good
time Steven. All right, y'all,
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have a great day. See you, budd You visit us online. I'm
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Treainhouse on air dot com this week
at the Dallas Comedy Club in Deep Elm.
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You've seen him on New Girl,
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Come see Ryan O'Flanagan this Friday and
Saturday at Dallas Comedy Club and Deep
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Elm. Oh you got rid of
the bidet? Why and the bedet didn't
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make a trip. Leave the bedet
by the next people's terrible to clean a
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bedad. I didn't know that.
I didn't know you had to clean the
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day now. Oh my gross?
Oh the knob your novel was gross.
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The knob is just for your hands. Yeah, you don't poop on that's
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what you're doing. You're supposed to
squirt water. You don't turn the knob
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into your act. You cool.
That's Ryan O'Flanagan this Friday and Saturday,
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March fifteenth and sixteenth at the Dallas
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and Restoration. You know, Daniel. In the roofing industry, it seems
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actually something you do at COOKDFW Roofing
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is this what's the old saying two chucks
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in a truck. I mean,
we have a lot of professional individuals that
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are trained, go through a lot
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do want to make make sure that
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and we want to make sure that
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website Dallas dash Comedy Club dot com. One thing I did not get a
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chance to ask Steve that I wish
I had, but I know he was
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antsy to leave us and go get
on a cruise ship with his family,
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00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:07.599
not another cruising and that was We
have to clarify something that we discussed in
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00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:12.240
a previous episode last week, and
it had to do with Raj being right,
444
00:32:13.359 --> 00:32:20.319
specifically, I'm your huckleberry, the
line famous in the movie Tombstone.
445
00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:25.039
Trey and I were under the impression
that Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday had said
446
00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:30.000
to Johnny Ringo before he killed him, I'm your huckleberry, to which Roz
447
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:32.160
told us no, no, no, no, no, that's not correct.
448
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:36.519
In fact, he is saying what
Raj, I'm your huckle bearer,
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00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:40.960
which was it was the handles on
the sides of coffins back in the eighteen
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00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:45.400
hundreds were called huckles. So he
was basically saying, I'll be your pall
451
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bearer. And that's what they called
those men then, because I guess Paul
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00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.720
Bearer had not been created or invented
yet, it was huckle bearer because of
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the huckles on the caskets. Yes, okay, so this is the dangerous
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territory that we find ourselves in.
We start trying to educate ourselves inside the
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00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:15.319
stupid treehouse. Because then other experts
have come forward, dear dear listeners of
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00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:20.119
the treehouse to say, not so
fast, my friend, as if there
457
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.599
are a bunch of lead corsos running
around with uh uh, doc Holiday,
458
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:30.440
you know, heads on to say
Val Kilmer was right, Tombstone was right.
459
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:38.119
He does say I'm your huckle berry
because number one, my finger here.
460
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:43.880
Number one, it was in the
script. Val Kilmer has stated he
461
00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:46.119
read it from the script. It
was in the script I'm your huckleberry.
462
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:52.319
Then I will. Then I went
further down the rabbit hole that that that
463
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:55.079
our dear dear listeners sent me into, and I found I found a video
464
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:59.119
online, which, of course,
you know online video should always be trusted.
465
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:06.839
Where im and said back in the
day of ye old England and knights
466
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:15.840
and things, they would put huckleberries
on their lances to signify they're the champion
467
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:22.000
of the joust. And that is
supposedly how it originated. And then and
468
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:28.559
then fast forward into southern gentlemanly times, that would have carried over with the
469
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:31.639
chivalry, the knighthood and everything,
saying I'm your huckle bearer, I'm your
470
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:37.920
huckleberry. That's not a Frodian slip
so much so. And this is where
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00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:44.039
the two pats intersect, right where
Raj is both right and wrong, somewhere
472
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:49.960
in the middle of the teeniest tiniest
venn diagram you've ever seen. You are
473
00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:53.519
right, Raj. The men that
carried the caskets were called huckle bearers,
474
00:34:57.199 --> 00:35:02.880
but they also wore on their lapels
typically huckle Berry's mm hmm. So there's
475
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:10.360
the intersection where you're both right and
a little wrong. And ultimately, Val
476
00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:14.239
Kilmer said huckleberry because he said,
he said it, and it was in
477
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.800
the script, and the other thing
I tried to do to verify this was
478
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:22.840
in my uh, you know,
show brain, was I know how we
479
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:30.000
can settle this. Let me look
up who wrote Tombstone and invite this person
480
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:34.559
onto the show to clear this up
for us, even though we can see
481
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:42.360
the script online. Bad news,
he's dead. That was That was Kevin
482
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:45.480
Jari. I think that's how you
say his last name. A prolific Hollywood
483
00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:50.679
writer. He wrote some other wonderful
films. I don't need to go down
484
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:52.840
his entire list, but he's a
he's a good writer. And I recognized
485
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:55.119
the name as soon as I saw
it, So then I thought, okay,
486
00:35:55.159 --> 00:35:59.639
fine, let me see about the
director. Because the director is obviously
487
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:04.280
going to know about the script.
We'll ask him. Turns out he's dead
488
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:09.639
too, and I, unfortunately I
can't currently ask veil Val Kilmer. So
489
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:17.119
we're left with the internet sleuthing that
I've done. Gotcha. I have to
490
00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:25.079
know what what transpired between the two
of you that left Dan so scarred that
491
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:30.880
Raj being right on such a trivial
thing has led him two weeks of internet
492
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:37.239
research and sleuthing. He doesn't he
doesn't like me being right. What what
493
00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:50.320
what happened? Honestly, I better
think of a good reason, really fucking
494
00:36:50.400 --> 00:37:00.679
fast, otherwise that's gonna stick,
and I'm gonna let it. Unfortunately,
495
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:04.320
I can't think of what so I
find myself in a real predicament here.
496
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:09.960
Other thing for me to say it
just doesn't feel good doesn't help my cause
497
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:16.599
how about this. I don't typically
get to be right very often in my
498
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:20.760
life, So any opportunity that I
can be right, I'm going to try
499
00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:22.519
to reach for it. That's about
as good as I can come up with
500
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:25.559
at the moment, because I have
not dug down too decently. Here's why
501
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:30.320
it bothers me being right. Here's
where I get petty. When you said
502
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.400
you looked, when you looked it
up, what's your source? What did
503
00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:36.400
you? Because I just looked it
up too, So what's your what's your
504
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:39.280
source? Uh? There's a guy
on YouTube? There was a guy on
505
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:45.280
YouTube. Oh yeah, is the
next video where Bigfoot lives? That was
506
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:46.880
like that? That was the third
one down. Don't be ridiculous, rug.
507
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.519
I very much realize and and accept
the fact that, like most people
508
00:37:53.639 --> 00:38:00.239
trying to find information that they want
to find to support their argument, it's
509
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:04.119
very easy to do so online,
whether it's accurate or not. But it
510
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:07.679
makes you feel good and and that's
why you repeat it, and it also
511
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:12.119
makes you seem smart. But really
reality, all you're doing is repeating stuff,
512
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.880
right, I did. I did
various you know, internet searches as
513
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:19.440
much as you can. I mean, Wikipedia is a pretty solid source most
514
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:22.199
of the time. You just got
to make sure that some of the you
515
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.719
know, the stuff that's in there, you know, is not someone just
516
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:30.760
having fun with a wiki page.
But yeah, I mean you type into
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00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:35.159
the Google huckle Berry versus huckle Bearer, and next thing you know, you're
518
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:38.920
seeing videos pop up about nine to
eleven conspiracies because the Internet thinks you're that
519
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:51.280
gullible or you want the truth see
or you have that time on your hands.
520
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:54.000
People, I had about fifteen minutes, tray. That's about the time.
521
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:57.760
I'd like to say for the record
that I devoted to it, even
522
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:00.440
though it was much more than that. Oh good, Okay, I didn't.
523
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.119
I didn't want to. I didn't
want to my being right to consume
524
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:07.480
your weekend, I didn't want it
to to. What I do with my
525
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:13.480
personal time is my business. No. But the context, the reason the
526
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:16.719
huckle bear thing comes up is because
he says when he says, I'm your
527
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:21.320
huggle bear, and then he comes
out of the shadow and he says,
528
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:22.960
why, Johnny Ringo, you look
like somebody just walked over your grave.
529
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:28.119
And it's that's where the context of
I'm your huckle bear comes in. So
530
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:31.079
he might have been saying huckle berry
before. I don't know, but that's
531
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:37.320
specific. It's and again when you
go back to the thing like factually incorrect,
532
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:42.000
like he Doc Holliday was in court
in Colorado when Johnny Ringo died,
533
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:46.400
so there was no way he ever
actually shot Johnny Ringo. So well,
534
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:50.400
we know, Hollywood takes a lot
of license with things. Yeah, they
535
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:54.360
took they took Johnny Ringo's actual suicide
and made it Doc Holladay killing him.
536
00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:59.400
So it's a little bit of a
little bit more of an artistic liberty than
537
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:07.239
than most most movies will take.
You would think that you would think that
538
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:15.280
the remaining Ringos would have had something
to say, Please God when God forbid
539
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:19.599
whenever Paul McCartney dies, if Ringo
Star is still alive, that's the name
540
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:27.280
of his band, Remaining Ringo.
Yeah, that's the that's the tribute band
541
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:32.519
for Ringo Star, Remaining Ringos.
Yes, I don't know, it's it's
542
00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:37.880
not a Beatles tribute band, that's
a Ringo Star tribute band. And the
543
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:42.400
entire band is just four guys dressed
as Ringo star, all playing the drums.
544
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:47.239
It's chaos. Yes, I don't
know how how, I don't know
545
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:52.840
how vast of a family Johnny Ringo
had, but I'm hoping, uh,
546
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:57.400
maybe we can find we can do
like an ancestry something, and we can
547
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:04.719
find his his family members to clarify
and verify that Doc Holliday did not actually
548
00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:09.360
kill Ringo. Yeah. So not
only did Tombstone take great license with historical
549
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:15.320
facts but also terms as we're now
kind of left in this gray area of
550
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:22.199
huckle Berry versus huckle Bearer. And
again, great irony in this is that
551
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:25.239
I can't call the writer of the
film to ask him because he died.
552
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:30.719
Also can't ask the director because he's
also dead. But can you can you
553
00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:32.519
not look up the script online?
Can you not look up? You can?
554
00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:37.199
But that's but then we're looking at
an image online which can be you
555
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:42.679
know, doctored and falsified in some
way. Oh okay, okay, so
556
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:47.360
you're so you'll go down the rabbit
hole of information. But when it comes
557
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:52.559
to reading the script that's online,
that could be doctor Yeah, just because
558
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.559
you can see the flag on the
moon doesn't mean the flags on the moon,
559
00:41:55.679 --> 00:42:06.400
Raj, Hey you Trey. Oh
no, I have a fear we're
560
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.559
going this way. But again going
back to the irony in this, and
561
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:14.519
I would love to be able to
ask the writer of tombstone, you know,
562
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:21.000
go straight to the source. Was
it Huckleberry or huckle bearer? And
563
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:24.320
even if I had been, interestingly
enough one of his huckle bearers at his
564
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:28.199
funeral, I would have still opened
the casket a little bit and go,
565
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:32.039
hey, I got a quick question. I know you're embalmed in all,
566
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:37.559
but any chance you got a original
script in there with you that I could
567
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:44.280
take a look at the bear him
with the script and you take it out,
568
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.480
ah proof And I run to you, Raj, I run to you.
569
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:52.719
I have now robbed a man's grave
to show you that you were wrong.
570
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:57.440
And that's how much I don't want
you to be right. And again
571
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:00.920
I have not come up with a
good answer in the last ten minutes since
572
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:04.280
Trey brought it up that the reason
for me not wanting you to be right
573
00:43:04.519 --> 00:43:12.239
might be steeped to racism. It
ultimately just boils down to not wanting a
574
00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:15.559
friend that I've had for like twenty
years to be right about something when I
575
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:20.960
want to be right about it.
I just hope with that guy's funeral,
576
00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:27.800
whoever wrote it, when they in
the the pamphlet, they just put instead
577
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:30.159
of you know, not huckle not
Paul, just blank bear, just so
578
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:37.039
everyone could take a guess. Uh, that'd be a dick move. Although
579
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:39.480
he is one of the one of
the few people that could actually have on
580
00:43:39.559 --> 00:43:44.559
his tombstone I'm your Huckleberry, and
he could actually own it because he wrote
581
00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:53.000
it. So I have I have
the script. And this is the part
582
00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:59.559
where Johnny Ringo's drunk and he the
IRPs are walking down the street. Doc
583
00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:07.920
Holliday getting the shave, doing his
his shave and he's threatening the brothers.
584
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:10.840
He said, you know, I
want to fight you, and he's like,
585
00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:14.320
sober up. There's no money in
it. And he's like, don't
586
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:16.599
you guys have any Uh? Don't
you guys want to play for blood?
587
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:23.960
And don Holiday says that's just my
game and over the shoulder voiceover it says,
588
00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:34.679
I'm your Huncleberry. So you are
correct, Okay, I'm I'm I'm
589
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:40.360
what In the script it says,
I'm your Huncleberry. So there are so
590
00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:44.679
we're both We're at the we're both
at the intersection of that Vin diagram.
591
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:51.320
We're both correct. Yes, we're
both correct. I'm sorry. All I
592
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:54.920
heard was that I was right.
Yeah, we're both correct. The Humcleberry
593
00:44:54.960 --> 00:44:58.960
is in the script and huckle Bear
is what they were called. But you
594
00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.679
still have to figure out why it
bothered you so much. Yeah, you
595
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:06.559
need some therapy on that one.
I haven't really thought that since we did.
596
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.760
I haven't really. It's going to
be a difficult conversation to have with
597
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:22.760
my therapist about it because she's black. Oh that's why she's never right.
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00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:30.360
Just kidding. Oh, but I
do need therapy. Thanks for hanging out
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with us inside the tree House.
Coming up tomorrow, Day two of Treehouse
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Gone Wild. Treehouse Gone Wild day
too. It's spring break in the Treehouse.
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Thanks for being with us. We'll
see you back here tomorrow.






















