Sydney Sweeney vs OnlyFans + Blind Fire Arms Instructor? | Funny News Podcast

0:00 Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on air. It is time. Time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trendholm and a very chipper, bouncy happy Jerry Caldwell. Good to see you, Jerry. Hope you having a good week. It has been a full show, or it's been a full week inside the Treehouse show. We started it with a very sad story out of the Denver International Airport, and we're.

0:42 Going to end the week. Well, it's still a sad story, but it's a better way to go. That's how we're going to end. I'm sorry. We started the week with a very sad story about me getting ghosted by the girl I thought was the love of my life. Oh oh, I'm sorry, Trey. I thought the guy chucking himself into a jet engine was more tragic than you being ghost. No, he got I mean, at least it's over for him. He's kind of point all right. Fine. The week started out tragically, mainly for Tray, but also a little bit for that mentally disturbed man who threw himself into a frontier jet engine.

1:23 I'm still I'm still you know, suffering his He's at least it's it's past. But we are going to end the week with a vastly different death. So still sad, but just you know better where to go. But before we get there, we got a whole lot of other stuff to get to. Including. Sidney Sweeney's new Euphoria's storyline is making only fan creators furious. I mean they are pissed. Forgive the pun. I actually I love the headline from the article from Variety. Sidney Sweeney's Euphoria sex Worker is really pissing off only fans models.

2:12 Why all right, I have I've never seen the show, so I've other than you know, Sidney Sweeney sex Worker. It's got your attention, doesn't it. Yeah? That that's a that is an attention grabber. In season three, Sidney Sweeney's character starts an only fans account and real creators are calling the show cartoonish and completely unrealistic. So on Euphoria, Sidney Sweeney plays a character named Cassie, and she has started an only fans journey.

3:02 It began with her making content posing as a dog replete with dog ears collar, leash, wristcuffs tailed, and a satin corset from Sweeney's own lingerie line, Siren. How do I plase? Bending over and lapping up water from a bowl on the ground. She further dresses up as a baby, spread eagle on the couch and a sheer pink shirt, her hair and pigtails and a rattle in her mouth. Her character and her boyfriend or husband's housekeeper, Juana, has been tasked with snapping photos of Cassie in these revealing costumes for her only fans. And because of this adventurous slash cartoonish storyline on Euphoria, Real OnlyFans creators feel like they are being mocked. Sidney Leathers, an OnlyFans creator since twenty seventeen, tells Variety there's just a lot that's ridiculous in cartoon nish about it. There's so much that they have her doing that is not even allowed on only fans, and that alone is infuriating. The age plays stuff where she's dressed as a baby and a diaper, for example. Credit card processors have very strict rules that you have to abide by, and the rules are getting stricter all the time.

4:20 I guess this is the first time Sidney Leathers has been introduced to Hollywood likes to exaggerate things. Or I am sure there's no way possible that you could pay someone in bitcoin or some other method that circumvents credit card processing to get that kind of thing. And if here would be my number one question for all the pissed off OnlyFans models, give me the dollar amount that it would take for you to do said act that you're upset about. There is a I bet there's a number. Oh, everyone's got a price. I'm ready. I am ready to dress up like a dog right now. Yeah, just just venmo me. We'll figure this out. I'll send you some weird stuff quite acting like.

5:07 You're holier than thou with whatever sort of creative perspective you have, just because you Sydney Leathers may see it as mocking or infuriating or cartoonish. And you would never dress up as a dog for someone else's sexual gratification for money. There are plenty of us that would. And like Tray said, just offer a number. Let's find out. Let's find out what that number is. I mean, there there was a trend, you know, it's like, would you be gay for twenty four hours for a billion dollars? And it's like, yeah, I mean, I'll put on my Cowboys jersey, you know, I go out. Mmm, how dare you?

5:57 At the end of the day, everyone's got a number. Not everyone has the same standards as Sidney Leathers. Maitland Ward got in on the action maitland Ward, who is also a top OnlyFans creator and adult actress who rakes in six figures a month on the Only Fans platform, And if her names sound familiar to you, it's because she also had a foray into sex work and starred on the sitcom Boy Meets. World World Yeah. As well as the comedy film White Chicks. She found the baby costume particularly damaging to the already skewed perception of real life workers on OnlyFans. She says in the climate we're in, that they dressed her up as a baby to make pornographic OnlyFans content was beyond troubling and again serves to perpetuate stereotypes that sex workers have no moral compass and that they will do anything for money. No, it's perpetuating a stereotype that some will do anything for money, or at least that just because this character on a show may be willing to dress up as a dog for someone else's gratification for money doesn't mean she's going to do other stuff.

7:07 It's also it's really easy when you are making six figures a month to have a moral high ground, to have lines you won't cross. If they were only making three thousand a month and someone offered him a big you know what would your answer be? Whoof? She goes on to say, this word does. And there's always this untrue stigma that somehow sex work is synonymous with sex trafficking and abuse. And they just said, let's make a joke of it. That is so funny. I am not laughing. The show's creator Sam Levinson said, it's meant to be absurd. It's meant to be absurd, but it appears some OnlyFans models can take.

7:53 But not jokes. I would like to revisit my point on this that Hollywood doesn't depict many things accurately, never have, probably never will. I'd be afraid to see some of these OnlyFans creators who are appalled at Sidney Sweeney's storyline and a television show that is make believe all the other untruths that Hollywood has spread throughout the years. There is no phone call when you go to jail. That's not real. That's a that's a Hollywood thing. It's it's a it's a it's it's a way to move a storyline forward. It's it's it's a plot device.

8:43 You know, it's not. You only get one vone call on. You get access to a phone. There are lots of other things that are inaccurate. We've talked about this recently. Snuffing a stuffing a chloroform soaked rag over someone's mouth doesn't incapacity hate them for minutes or hours on end. If it did that much damage, they'd be dead, or if they were out for that amount of time, they'd be dead. There's all sorts of things, police officers, doctors, lawyers, there's all sorts of stuff. Trials don't take twenty minutes. I know it looked that way on Law and Order, but it takes a really long time to go through the judicial system.

9:25 Don't even get me started about physics. There you go. Neil deGrasse Tyson has made an entire career out of correcting films and scientific inaccuracies of space. So I know it's a hard pill to swallow for some of these Only Fans creators, but at a certain point you just got to accept the fact that Hollywood's gonna do what Hollywood does. And you can have your moral high ground and you can be the one that won't dress up like a dog, and that's fine, that's good for you. But some people are willing to do that for money mmmmmm, especially if that's your if that's your niche. I mean, there are entire furry conventions that sell out hotels in major metropolitan areas, so you know.

10:19 It's not entirely made up or. Well, and you know, only Only Fans isn't the only site. There are plenty of other it's right sites where you know people do this kind of stuff. Only Fans just has the biggest name. That's right. Uh. And that's the other thing too. It's almost like they're taking like this storyline personally. It's like, oh, they've got Sidney Sweeney doing this ridiculous stuff that I can't even do on Only Fans blah blah. But you can't, it's not even realistic. You can't do that. Stop it. First of all, they're not coming after you specifically. It's an absurd storyline that's meant to be absurd. And if it's not something that you can do, it's not cutting into your bottom line. I mean, what what is it?

11:05 Is it Sophie or Sophia Ring who's made one hundred million dollars on only fans? I mean a tenth of that. I think all three of us would dress up like dogs right now. Right now, I'd be curious asking this question, m what would you you know, object to more of what they're doing on euphoria or if Sidney Swiney actually joined only fans. Oh Man and then dressed up like the dog? Yeah, whatever, that might cut into your bottom line because I I can only I can't even fathom what that number would be, but I would in the first month, I would bet it would hit in the nine figures.

11:57 Right, it might break only fans, it only fans would get folded up like a lung. Chair the only Sydney. Uh it is. It is a silly thing, though, It's like, look at the end of the day, if that's if that's your biggest gripe, because that's your job and you feel like they're you know, attacking your job, you got it pretty good. Or way worse things. I think it lends an air of legitimacy when somebody in Hollywood decides to poke fun it's something that you do. That's true. It does how you know you've arrived. You know, Yeah, that is very true. It's like when Hollywood's making movies and shows about you or characters that have your occupation slash. You know, if Saturday Night Live is making fun of you, then it's it's kind of a badge of honor. It's like, yes, look at that. I'm big enough to where I'm you know, able to be satirized. Has anyone ever complained about wird Al Yankovic? Now, I don't think so, because at the end of the day, I think he's silly enough where no one's gonna be like, now, if weird Al does some sort of an onlyfan song, I'll be here for it. Now, this is not the only viral story we have to close out the week here inside the Treehouse. And this is not the the Sydney Sweeny only fans stuff is not the only story pumping backlash. The San Francisco Giants

13:27 just gave us one most interesting celebrations I have ever seen after a regular season win. And very nice. Three in the ninth and very nice. It is commonplace for baseball players to congratulate each other after a win, especially over your you know, heated division rival, but to do it with a triple hip thrust in the middle of the outfield, that's. New to me. Put that on only fans.

14:09 Yeah, Oh, there's a lot of mail bonding on that team. There is, there is. And because the Giant celebration went so viral, the Giants manager had to explain it to everyone, or at least offers some explanation. Uh. They actually asked the Giants manager, it was it we're in San Francisco. Surprisingly, that's not the direction he went. That's the direction I might have gone, but he went a different direction. The San Francisco Giants outfield went viral after beating the Dodgers because their postgame celebration was very friendly. Manager Tony Vittello got asked about it after the game and he said, they're a close knit group m HM, which is probably coach speak for please stop pumping each other on national television. But I gotta give them credit. They really put the San Francisco in giants.

15:19 That's a I hate to see their post shower routine, but. I hate to see what happens if they win the division or the world series. That's goggles. That's why they have all makes sense. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com. Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook d f W Roofing and Restoration into the Treehouse now for your free roof inspection and property review eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com.

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17:12 You're in the treehouse, visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration. To get your free roof inspection, called Daniel Cook today eight three three Cook DFW or the website cookdfw dot com and check out the Know Your Home show on YouTube, YouTube dot com, slash at COOKDFW or just search Know your Home. Latest episode deals with windows and how they could be costing you a lot of money in your home. Outstanding conversation, lots of good information for a homeowner. Check out Know Your Home on YouTube courtesy of Cookdfwroofing and Restoration. Back inside the Treehouse, Dan Trey and Jerry Today is Thursday, May fourteenth, twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Birthday's going to birthday. This is why we do them. Just yesterday we were talking about Mark Zuckerberg, not in depth, it was just in passing. We mentioned his name, and today it's his birthday. He's forty two years.

18:20 Old, Jerry. We mentioned him because one of the ideas we had for the guy who was chucking rocks at the Hawaiian monk seal. For punishment. One of the ideas we had would be to take all Hawaiians and line them up and let them get a shot at him, including some of its more famous residents like Dayne the Rock, Johnson, Roman Reins. Even we even said Mark Zuckerberg can get a shot in it if he wants, even though obviously he's just buying up as much of Hawaii as he can, probably for his apocalypse bunker somewhere. Sophia Coppola is fifty five today. Francis Ford's kiddo, Kate Blanchett fifty seven, phenomenal actress and the Lord of Star Wars. George Lucas eighty two years old today.

19:16 Obviously best known for Star Wars, but it's extremely arguable that the best thing you created was Indiana Jones. M because if you look at something like, I think a lot. I saw someone post this just the other day saying Raiders of the Last Dark is the perfect action film. It may not be my number one favorite action film, but it's a good one. And it's one of the all time greatest characters in Hollywood and in cinema. Indiana Jones is a phenomenal character. It's funny though it was a story in the Big Bang theory, but it was Indiana Jones. The one problem with plot is if you take Indiana Jones out, it still ends the same way.

20:04 It's true, it does. It's very accurate, and that, to me is one of the most George Lucas things ever. He is considered to be one of the most successful directors creators in Hollywood history, but one of his most iconic characters is absolutely inconsequential to the plot of Raiders of the Last Art Because Jerry, have you never heard this? I have, and you know I have some debate points. Everything everything, everything happens the same way. The Nazis still get these everything happens despite Indiana Jones's efforts. They all just didn't think that the fact when they opened up the arc at the end, that all their faces would melt off.

20:57 If it hadn't been for Indiana Jones, they wouldn't have opened it up when and where they did. They still would have opened it. They would have gone to the remote island and opened it up or remote wherever and opened it up. Regardless, They're still going to open it up. They're still going to die. I mean people are gonna die. Yes, people are going to die when they open it. As far as like see, I don't think it would have happened the same way. I know they would have opened it and and faces would have melted. But you're not wrong. Look that really big Nazi who got his face cut up in the propeller of that plane, I'm sure he would feel differently about the presence of Indiana Jones in the film.

21:41 And would it have wound up in Warehouse thirteen at the end of the movie. If the point is the overall plot of the film, nothing truly changes. The Nazis still open up the Ark of the Covenant and their faces still melt at the end of the day. Indiana Jones is. Sort of a plot device for us the audience that we felt we got to participate in punching Nazis, and at the end, we're watching the Nazis' faces melt just like he did. I I still love the movie. It's still an iconic film, it's an iconic character. It's also an iconic plot hole. At the end of the day, Indiana Jones made a bullwhip look cool. That's a a fedora.

22:26 George Lucas did to archaeology something that I don't think can be replicated nowhere in anywhere. Was anyone ever thinking that archaeologists were cool until Indiana Jones and he put a fidor on him and he gave him a whip, made it cool as hell. The only other film where archaeologists seemed cool was in Jurassic Park with his buddy Spielberg. Oh not not not tomb Raider. I forgot she was an archaeologist.

23:08 Is an archaeologist? Was just a collector? Yeah, it's just a treasure hunter. The dad may have been an archaeologist, but I don't think she was. Yeah, I think she was a I think she was a Nepo treasure hunter. She was the batman of archaeology. She really with with epic video game Gazongas. Mm hmm, Angelina Joe Lee mm hmm. Perfect. You know, of all the times people have gotten pissed off about casting choices like with Batman, Superman, whatever, there wasn't a single gripe when it was announced Angelina Joe Lee was going to play tomb Raider, that she was going to play Laura Croft. Everyone's like, yep, that's who it should be, absolutely no doubt, no notes even all the other actors is that probably went up for the role of like Matt I hope I get it, Angelin's Jolie's up.

24:07 For I'm not gonna get it. Silly other birthdays today, Rob gon Kowski is thirty seven. The fact that he has made it to thirty seven years old without swallowing his own tongue is a minor miracle. Congratulations. Oh. The fact that he has somehow parlayed his stupidity into a career as someone on a pregame show that he actually talks for a living is astounding. But it also goes to show you that as much as we like to think football players are big dumb animals, they're generally pretty intelligent, at least when it comes to football, like, you can't be a complete just mindless idiot for and play professional football.

24:58 Correct. For the most part, there are some classic, you know exceptions. If it was not for football, I would not be playing football today. Who said that? I think that was the refrigerator. It'd be perfect. I had it been Rob Gronkowski, Yeah, I would see him saying if it wasn't for football, I wouldn't be here on the Fox Football pregame show today. That's true. If it weren't for football, none of you would know who I am, am, and I would just be me and my brothers would just be at the town nuisance at some you know wherever they're from.

25:39 Yeah, yeah, they absolutely would. So there you have it. There are your birthdays today, four Thursday, May fourteenth. Twenty twenty six. Jerry, what'd you find? I'm stallings, I'm waiting for something to. Look well, I think I need to make a redaction there. It would appear that the person that delivered that line was Rodney Dangerfield. That also tracks. Yeah. Man, oh my bad, I forgot. I actually got this segment backwards. I was going to start with one thing then do birthdays, But since I got it, backwards because it's kind of like Friday in my mind for us.

26:25 So we're just going to switch it up a little bit here. As we mentioned earlier today, Trey told us all this week that he and his lovely girlfriend are apparently no more. He doesn't know for sure because she ghosted him. But there is something that I want to prepare you for, Trey, as a just in case. And I'm doing this as a friend. And I didn't know about this until I was doing a little research on ghosting. There is something called ghost lighting. Ghost Lighting is a toxic relationship in dating trend that combines ghosting abruptly vanishing without explanation, and gas lighting, manipulating someone into doubting their own reality. It happens when someone cuts off all contact only to resurface later and manipulate the narrative so that the disappearance seems fictional or entirely your fault.

27:26 I just wanted what. You're warning me of that you think i'm you think I'm some drooling idiot that is going to question my reality. I'm not saying you're going to believe it. I just want you prepared in case it happens, because I did ask you the other day, what happens if she were to come back around, and you said, well, I'm not really sure. It kind of depends on what she would say, but I don't think she would do this. But honestly, I don't think we thought that she would ghost you either. This is an absurd dating trend. The fact that it exists at all is. Mind numbing.

28:07 But it might be one of the craziest dating things I have ever heard of. Like ghosting's bad enough, but then to come back and combine ghosting and gas lighting to create well ghost lighting and be like, I didn't go anywhere, you're crazy. I think some of it is, like we said, you know, my initial post thought ghosting of something happened after a couple of dates, you know, and that that scenario right there. I can see where, you know, ghost lighting comes into play, But after seven months, I think it takes on a different form. Just in case, at least you're aware. Jerry, have you ever been ghosted? I? Have have you ever ghosted somebody?

28:53 Maybe? Yes? It's it's like that statistic I threw up on social media the other day. According to a study, three and five adults have been ghosted, but also three and five have ghosted them, you know others. No. I kind of think, Okay, don't do it people, you can't really justify it. That being said, I think I was justified. Look, I also threw up on our Facebook and Instagram stories. I threw up a quick poll where it's like, is ghosting okay? Yes, no depends? Not a single vote for yes, but it was split fifty to fifty between no and depends right. And obviously I threw depend in because sometimes it's not just a clear cut yes or no. There can be extenuating circumstances trade situation. Doesn't sound like they were any but I thought that was fascinating. Not a single person is willing to vote yes, it's okay, But still so many people have said that they've done it.

29:55 And it was never after that much time. It was you know, you go out of first date, that's great, Then the second one it's like, holy crap, that was crazy. You know, don't could be wrong. I like the crazy, but just you know, and then you. And I think, if we're talking about ghosting in like you go on two dates with someone and then you just don't call them again. I think that's fine. I think you don't really owe them any explanation. You don't necessarily have to do an explanation. But I think a quick hey, it was great to meet you.

30:38 I'm moving on just just since some sort of a I'm a manner's person, so to me, it just seems polite to be like, it's great to meet you, but I'm not. I don't think it's a good idea for us to hang out. You're a manner's person. I am a man to take the dishes out of the sink before you pee in it. Look, I did that like two or three times. Out of all the days I've spent on this earth and all the times I've used to sync as a normal person. You're just cherry picking stuff. And if you if you name you can name that movie where that line comes from. Bonus points.

31:21 I'm just saying you do it a few times. That doesn't mean that you I that you get labeled as such for the rest of your life. Steal Magnolias. I need to rewatch that. I will That is a hill, a hill I will die on. That is one of the great movies. Great writing, great characters, great casting. Uh. Shirley maclain was. Phenomenal Olympia Ducucus and a very young Julia Roberts. Mm hmmm. I don't think it's actually been that long since Tara and I watched that. It's only been like, I think we watched it like a handful of years ago. That's a good movie, and it does offer up the line about ping and the scene. I know, and if you're a guy and you've seen that movie, when you get married, you're like, can I have an armadilla cake.

32:24 Here? Have you ever seen it? I have? Okay, just making sure first sec you look in a confused and Tom Scaret mm hmm. I think that's actually how my mom convinced me to watch the movie. She said, well, it's got the commanding officer from Top Gun in it. I was like, okay. When I was growing up, my adoptive parents were old enough to be my grandparents. So I have seen Steel, Magnolia's and Cocoon and you know all the old folks fair of the eighties and nineties. I've you're all caught up on Matt Locke. Yeah, yeah, and Murder. She wrote, yeah, oh, you watched it, absolutely you did. And in the heat of the night, Yes, that was one of my dad's favorite shows. What do old people watch these days?

33:16 Oh? No, it's whatever we watch. I was about to say, what are we watching? I was about to say CBS. That's true. I have not jumped the old person shark so much that I watch anything that's on CBS. I don't need to see ncis Albuquerque for Wait? Is that a thing? I give it time? I probably Okay, okay, okay. I can at least feel like I have some cool points because if we're the old people now, like whatever we watches the old people programming, be like I watched The Boys. I would love to I would love to see my grandmother's face if you're alive, be like, okay, okay, grandmother.

34:03 I'll tell you what I'll watch. I'll watch this episode of matt Lock with you. If you watch just one scene of the Boys with me. Dan, how far along you are are you in season five? I am caught up with the exception of I've got thirty minutes of the most recent episode to finish. So you've seen the deeps yea, his taint Tanner. I saw the ass murder scene, Yes, I have I have a I have a brief theory on this final season of the. No, not not the ass murder. There's may I don't think i've seen yet they do. There, it's a quick clip of Deep doing like an infomercial for the taint. Yeah, he's got the his legs up like that video.

34:51 He's balls, he's a ball radiating or whatever. Yeah, there's like a red light therapy for yeah, the taint. Uh huh. So. My my theory on this final season of The Boys is this is a show that's already known for shock factor, shock value, not just visually, but just dialogue as well. I feel like this season they've amped it up because I feel like they've got like just a book full of crazy stuff to do and crazy stuff to say that they've built up over the previous four seasons, and now that they're in the fifth and final season. They are unloading.

35:32 All of it in this final season, and I applaud them for it. It's been a boozy so far. Yeah. One of the things I was waiting for was the f and diabolical line for the season, and this one was the most lackluster delivery of all of them so far. I think. Have you seen the ass murder scene? I don't think I know what you're talking about. Now you let us know when you have. Yeah, you're in a good treouse.

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36:58 Jerry, are you uh? Is that a? Is that a clam puppet on your hand? Prop comic? Now I don't hear you, Jerry, I'm sorry, Yes, that is a Boston Bay clam. Since we were just talking about the boys traded? You catch the line in a previous episode? Did you catch the line this season where someone told the Deep that he clams, that he clam dives clams, and then I believe he protested too much, saying.

37:40 I don't do that. I still have questions about the octopus. Say this is coming from the guy that did have a romantic relationship with an octopus. Immediately after the ass murder scene, I was thinking to myself, how can someone explain the show to anyone? Because if you try to explain it, they're never going to believe you. The only thing you can really do is just say, watch an episode. Watch the first one. Yeah, I mean it starts out pretty strong. Yep. It sets a tone, and the victim of the ass murder's final line was also just.

38:25 Which was. Not the effect. My asshole really hurts. Put that on the tombstone. Huh. Anyway, Jerry, I'd get caught up if yeah, yeah, all right. A Florida veteran faked being blind for years, then he got busted doing everything blind people are not supposed to do. He pleaded guilty after collecting nearly two hundred and forty five thousand dollars in disability benefits while claiming he was legally blind. Meanwhile, prosecutors say this guy was driving, reading, working security out of school, and worked as a firearms specialist.

39:15 So he wasn't very good at, you know, pretending to be blind. Just when he would go to the VA. When he'd leave the VA, he would just run a muck. As far as doing everything blind people are not supposed to do. I was gonna sarcastically say, you know what, was he playing darts? But yeah, yeah, that pales in comparison to firearms. It truly does. This is one of those cases where real life takes your takes our joke, and it's like. Holding my beer. I mean, that's an entirely different news story blind firearms expert. Yeah.

39:59 Uh So that gets us to our final story inside the Treehouse this week, because we did start on a couple of sad notes this week, one Tray being ghosted by his girlfriend and two the guy who decided to commit suicide by jet at the Denver International Airport. This last story is more closely related to jumping into a jet engine story, although still sad. A cruise guest, a Carnival cruise guest, died after she drove off a peer on her scooter. I feel like this could have been avoided because it's not like those things go so fast that you can't catch up to them and stop them.

40:58 Lettle anyway, Okay, so she was late back from the excursion. A Carnival Cruise Line guest died after driving a mobility scooter off the pier at the private Bahamas Destination Celebration Key. The incident took place May ninth, while Carnival Celebration ship was visiting. Carnival teams responded, successfully retrieving her from the water, although it was too late. The ship was on a week long Eastern Caribbean cruise at the time. The Royal Bahamas Police Force said in a news release that initial investigations found that the guest, who was eighty eight years old and from the United States, reportedly lost control of the scooter and is believed to have struck her head against the hull of the vessel before the water.

41:44 Identity has not been released. Yeah, pinning the autopsy because evidently at eighty eight and driving a scooter, you you still have questions. Sorry, that was in poor taste, That was the wrong button. There we go. That you're gonna go with a splash, that's next, there we go. R P Grammy mm hmm. Hey, but you know what solid way to go. It's way better and getting sucked into a jet engine. Yeah, I mean you when you really, really really love the cruise ship.

42:33 It does. Actually, Jerry, you bring up a good point. It does make you wonder. It's like, was she really worried about being left and that's why she was going full speed back at it? I don't know what exactly is full speed for a lark. I don't even know. Isn't that like yours? I mean, I don't really know what the top end is on on the mobility scooters because their mobility scooters they're not you know, they're not supposed to be street vehicles. Although she might have had a souped up one o, they should have put floaties on. It would appeared the maximum speeds about four miles an hour.

43:17 So yeah, very brisk walk. Someone couldn't catch exactly. Someone gonna get sued. She might have just taken that hard right turn into the into heaven. I feel like someone said that about Dale Learnart too. This a little scooter with some wings on it? Wait, what was it? Hang on? What was the Denver the airport story? The guy that got sucked into the jet engine? I thought you had an update on that.

44:00 He was crazy, Oh and kind of an a hole. I believe the headlines I saw were correct. Oh that's a shocker. Yeah, it turns out jumping over a perimeter fence at an international airport, running onto a jetway and thrusting yourself or standing in front of a jet engine was intentional. I'm pretty sure we all thought that was the case. And the attorney they've already lined up the sude Denver Airport. Are you gonna try to say it's an attractive nuisance like a pool in the backyard. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also find and follow the show on social media at Treehouse on Air. And if you would like more Treehouse in your life, get it today Patreon slash Treehouse on Air.

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