Jan. 27, 2026

Which Khalifa Would You Climb? | Tuesday 01.27.26

Which Khalifa Would You Climb? | Tuesday 01.27.26
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We start off talking about Alex Honnold's Skyscraper Netflix special, how crazy it was to watch, how much he made, how crazy it is that people actually do that, and other things we'd like to see him climb.  And then we'll introduce you to Lion Yoga.  

LINKS:

https://kfor.com/news/how-much-did-alex-honnold-earn-for-climbing-taipei-101-an-embarrassing-amount-he-said/

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Tredy Trenholm and Raj Sharma. In a weekend that was

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filled with tons, tons of newsworthy content, I'm choosing positivity

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today and that is pre solo star Alec Honald successfully

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climbed to tiepay one pH one on Saturday, and he

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did it an hour less than what he originally thought

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he would be able to do it. Uh So I'd

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like to thank him for offering a brief distraction through

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a weekend there was very foggy, and also for delivering

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on some cut wrenching video get I just I couldn't

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watch it all. Oh got the videos and the stuff

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that dropped from Netflix. I didn't even bother trying to

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watch it on Netflix, because one was by the time

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that thing started airing, and by the time he may

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or may not have gotten to the top, I would

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have been asleep. I'm in a different time zone. But

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I did watch plenty of eclipse and just seeing the

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backdrop of the Earth beneath him as he scaled that

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skyscraper with no ropes, no tethers, no safety equipment, no harness,

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and no parachute. I thought, at the very least that

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man would have a parachute on his back just in case. Nope,

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it was just him, his shoes and a chalk bag.

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I actually watched it.

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Oh how at.

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Times I had to turn away, and then.

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Mad of I asked this real quick? Is it bad

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to say that I would have an easier time watching

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him fall off that tower and hit the ground than

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just watching him climb it.

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Only reason it's just quicker. Yeah, but no, it was. Yeah.

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It was gut wrenching at times, just at different angles

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and everything else. And the thing that really is they

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were allowing people on certain levels. So you know, he's

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climbing up this building and all of a sudden you've

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got a throng of people taking pictures and everything else.

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I'm like, is that really the best idea? Yeah?

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That doesn't seem nice. It's like, if you're going to

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do that, you know that sign they put up in

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places no flash photography. Can we can we enforce that, please?

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Because let's not blind the man climbing sixteen hundred feet

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in the air.

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Well, and then then you looked. You know, there were

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sometimes where all of a sudden, you know, a gust

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of wind and his shirt would go one way, and

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you're like, oh.

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But there's also one moment where he well, when he

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was climbing, like he adjusted his legs so he could

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get back into his like lean back and to get

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to his chalk. Oh, I had this color They have

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color commentary going on. They're like, oh, no, I'm like,

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let's not do that.

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Look. I don't take my heart very often, but I

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really think they should have had me do the color

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commentary on that because I saw that clip where it's

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just his right leg hanging on the way that we

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did monkey bars in elementary school on the playground. Yeah,

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that's exactly right, And I would have just thrown up

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right then. I mean it would have been the greatest,

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most terrible color commentary in the history of broadcasting, but

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it would have been authentic.

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But when he got to the top, did anybody notice,

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Like when he was like yay and everybody's cheering, where

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do you go?

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There's that's an important question. And my wife said the

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same thing. He's like, so how how does he get down? Like,

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I don't know, jump like.

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They So they had a harness up there for him

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that he could put on and then basically repel down

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to the first which, like the the there was an

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observation deck, not like at the base of the of

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the a spire or whatever you want to call it,

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at the top of the building. So but yeah, I

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wanted the same thing. I'm like, hell the fuck does

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he get down.

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Back the way you came?

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Bro?

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Yeah, just to me, like I just know me, Like

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I wouldn't have thought it out. I would have gotten

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to the top and be like, yeah, fuck.

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I do I've forgotten something.

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The down part, oh man, that's.

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The part they never think about. That's the part that

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people never think about when they go hiking. You're like, oh,

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I went on this beautiful up going on this beautiful hike.

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It's going to be four miles to get to this

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beautiful overlook and blah blah. And I'm the person that

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asked how long is that going to take you? And

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how are you getting back? Because like you go, the

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idea is supposed to be that you calm back, have

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you thought that far ahead?

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Well, it's like I think it's like eighty five or

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ninety percent of people that dian everest it's on the

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way down.

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It's they're spent by the time they get to the top.

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They hadn't thought about the return trip. You need to

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plan for these things.

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That's why the sherpas get their money up top. So

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I'll get you back down. Can we cash this out

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right now?

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Yeah, you're gonna venmo me as we hit the you

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the top. And I thought the same thing seeing all

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the different clips, all the different video on social media

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of him making this climb up this skyscraper, the type

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one oh one, and when he gets to the very

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tippy top, as he's holding that little antenna thing whatever

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it is at the very top. My also sort of like,

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oh no, what if morbidity crept in, which is what

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a great accomplishment, but what happened? But just imagine if

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he just happened to get hit by a bird. It

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is look at the great uma.

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I can't tell you how much money I would pay

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to see that happen. I know.

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That's why I said my morbidity, and also because my

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dark humor would be like that'd be really really like yes.

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And then just a fucking goose flies in the face.

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Oh sorry.

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And then.

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And then he was talking about how much he got

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paid for it, and he's like, it's not near enough.

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Yeah, I believe. I believe. The quote that he gave

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was it was an embarrassing amount. And when I first

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saw that headline, I thought that he was like, Oh

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my god, people are going to pay me like this

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embarrassingly large amount of money to climb this tower. And

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turns out it was the opposite. He hasn't come out

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and said how much he got paid.

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He did.

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Not according to the last thing I saw, how much

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did you see he got paid?

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He didn't say the exact number, but mid six figures.

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Okay, that was one report I had heard. According to

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this story on the New York Post published on the

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twenty sixth, he said it was an embarrassing amount, but

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not in the high dollar amount. He was basically saying

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that it wasn't very much. But near the end of

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the article, I'm fascinated by what he said about the

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pay for it, because let's see where did it go?

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Just as did either one of y'all actually watch Free Solo? No, okay,

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something people need to realize about him and what I

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say of people that questioned about like whether he has

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aspergers or not his father did, he is very like

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the whole one of the things about Free Solo is

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like he it's kind of covers the beginning relationship with

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his wife, and she talks about how he doesn't even

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really know how to express like no one in his

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family ever said I love you.

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So he's Indian, after me Indian.

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She literally had to teach him how to like process emotion.

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So I don't know if people realize that. So that

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makes me if he said embarrassing amount, it could go

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either way for him because at one point in his life,

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you know, I mean, he's made a very good living

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doing this. But yeah, the whole thing about Free Solo

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is it's I mean, he at the time it started,

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he was living in a van. Yeah, by his own choice.

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He said he would have done it with no paycheck.

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Yeah.

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And this is the part that's fascinating to me because

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he's kind of throwing shade at how much Netflix paid

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him to climb the skyscraper by comparing it to no

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name major League Baseball players who will make one hundred

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and seventy million dollars on one contract. He's a known

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person and didn't make any work close to that for

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this one climb. That being said, he does say that

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it was in the mid six figures. He also said

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that regardless of the payday, he would have gladly completed

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the death defying feat for free as long as the

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building gave him permission. He said, if there was no

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TV program and the building gave me permission to go

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do the thing, I would I would do the thing

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because I know I can, and it'd be amazing. So

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while he's great at climbing, he sucks it negotiating.

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Well the other thing. So after we watched that, Brandy

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and I went back and watch Free Solo and then

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you realize, like that building was easy compared to what

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he does in the in the documentary, which is El Capitan,

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which is three thousand feet and it's rock. I mean,

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it's like, you know, they're looking at you know, it's like, oh,

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I have to go here and hook my thumb and

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index finger and hang on and then do a karate

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kick over here to this. I mean, whereas that building

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is all basically uniform in its you know, structure and

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everything else, So not near as hard as doing El Capitan.

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Yeah, I saw one person put it into wonderful perspective,

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which is for people that were taking like people that

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were taking bets that he would fall off the skyscraper

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clearly have no idea, no perspective on how difficult to

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climb El Capy ten is, because, like you said, Trey,

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that's a thirty seven hundred sheer foot cliff. No, no, sorry,

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that's different one. He's best known for his ropeless record

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setting ascent of Yosemite's El Capy ten, and in twenty

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twenty two, he became the first to scale a three

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thy seven hundred and fifty foot sheer cliff in Greenland

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with climber Hazel Finley. So climbing. So the person put

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in respected by saying he climbed El Capy ten with

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no ropes, no harnesses, no nothing. This is easy by comparison.

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And when I saw the video that one of his

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friends had taken, he had told to meet me on

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the eighty ninth floor, and that's one of the videos

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you see of all these people inside with their cell

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phones going like, oh my god, look at this crazy

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white guy, and you see him, it really does almost

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look like this building was built for him to climb.

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It's like your hands here, hand here, like herefoot here, McMahon.

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And then the most astonishing thing might be that he

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made it look easy. And it makes sense. It's like

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when you're used to, you know, going up sheer cliffs.

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A building with footholds that and handholds that have an

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inch of something to grab onto is a lot by comparison.

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And then seeing all the people in the building watching

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him do this is one thing. But his wife was

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on the sixtieth floor watching him, and I couldn't help

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but wonder perhaps maybe in his mind when he sees

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her as he's halfway up this building, does the thought

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cross his mind of oh no, what did I do?

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Did I forget something? Did I forget to take out

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the trash? Oh? God, am I in trouble? Please don't

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get mad at me in front of everybody.

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I would just love for her to swing the window

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open and be like Life Insurance, cash.

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It in, bitch, I'm just getting a brand new van.

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And then every time he would reach a certain level,

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like he would just stand on the ledge and then

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turn around like l Duncan was hosting it. And then

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it was seth Rawlins shameless Netflix. You know WWE plug

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head because they asked yo seth Rawlins. Obviously they didn't

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know him or anything else. He was just there to

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because they got a lot of money invested in WWE.

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on just the ledge a turnaround, looked down. Oh yeah,

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I could see you guys, hey, because he had obviously

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had an ear pce in and they're talking to him. No,

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that's that's where I would have been, like, you know,

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get all the way up there and then turn around.

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Oh yeah, I'm the guy that even if even if

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by some sheer miracle like I would have had to

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have found a genie in a bottle inside of Mephistopheles

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hanging out with Jesus and God themselves for me to

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be able to even come near climbing to the top

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of that skyscraper.

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Reality is, if you stick me on top of that

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skyscraper just standing there, I would fall off and die.

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I wouldn't be able to balance just standing on top

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of that thing.

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I would just go to the ground and just hug

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the dome that he was standing on. And if you

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want to also, if you want to need more money,

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change your name to Han. Just just be Han Solo,

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like i'd watched that. Oh and by the.

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Way, one of the things I had completely forgotten about

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Hope and Free Solo is at one point when he

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at first starts dating his wife like she's supposed to

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be watching his rope and gets distracted and he falls

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and like breaks at cracks a vertebra.

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So let me get this direct.

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That's love.

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He made a life and a career out of climbing

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things without any harnesses and any support whatsoever. The moment

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he involves a woman, he falls and breaks his back.

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El Capitan, he has ropes like he's on a harness

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system and everything else. But yeah, the first time he

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trusts somebody, he's like, yeah, watch my rope.

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That's how That's what women will do to you. It's like,

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you know what, I'm gonna climb this thing with a

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rope and you fall because she's distracted, Like you know what,

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fuck this, I'll just go ropeless.

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things you just can't prepare for unfortunately. But you know,

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majority of the time you always hear about trampolines getting

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blown out of people's yards, patio furniture.

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feet on the trampoline, the posts that make some stakes

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items are projectiles. So when you get seventy and eighty

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miles winds coming through your backyard, that's going to cause

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some major damage to those items, and if they hit

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your windows. I saw a trampoline fly all the way

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up and damage a person's roof two years ago. Trampoline

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land That was like, I don't know, eighteen feet up

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trampoline flying all the way up there and denting the

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roof and causing rain to get into the roof. Then,

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there's so many things that you have to be prepared for,

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great tips on what you can do with those things

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dot com. Slash at COOKDFW. Alex handing over his future

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wife's or how did I say this? Yeah, Alex Honold

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handing over the ropes to his future wife to help

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him train for l copy Tan really was a trustful

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and the fact that she got distracted and dropped him

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it was I wouldn't I would think that would give

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me pause about the future of the relationship.

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He started this at a work retreat.

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If she literally doesn't know where the rope ends figuratively,

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you're screwed.

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How fast did he want to get out of that relationship?

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Was like, fuck it, I'll climb this wall.

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It's safer for me to climb than it is for

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me to stay here.

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Well, no, it's in the documentary. She's basically like, we

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can get through this. Oh, and clearly they did. But yeah,

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it's it's actually a fascinating little piece. If you ever

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get time.

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They're I'm I am a firm believer, and I didn't.

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I didn't realize this. I don't remember when it was

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that I realized this. But rock climbers, mountain climbers are

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the strongest people on this planet. And there is no

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doubt in my mind. And I'll fight anybody in the

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comments that says otherwise. You can talk about the guy

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who is you know this merse Musrouden, you know guy

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who can lift forests and boulders and things as part

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of as part of the World strong Man competition, and

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he is strong. But that dude is not climbing a mountain.

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He might be a mountain, but he's not climbing it

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the way that Alex Hannold can. Rock climbers are the

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strongest people on this planet period.

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And and dumb are we skipping over that? Yeah, Magnus

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Samuelson the world's strongest man seven years in a row

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or whatever it is on the ground. Great, he knows

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where his place is. He's like, I'm on the earth.

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I'm good. These guys are like, hey, let me climb

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up the side of slate. That's that's fucking stupid, Like

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that's like that's like, hey, wait to watch me die

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one day.

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Yeah, yeah, look at that. Look at that really flat mountain.

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I'm gonna climb that side of it. Yeah, maybewhile. The

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people are like as explorers, like you realize you could

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just walk up the other side.

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And Magnus Samuelson's like, I'm sorry, let me put the

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mountain down.

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But it is, it is. It is a different type

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of strength. There's no doubt, Like I'm sure that little

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Alex Haneld is not going to be able to pick

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up one of those boulders the way that Magnus can.

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But the control, the overall strength of the body that

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he has being able to do. I watched him, in

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like thirty seconds climb around an office chair in his

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living room, and I was like, Jesus, that guy is strong.

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Well, the hand strength is the thing that I can't

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even fathom. Uh yeah, I mean just the way you're

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watching that just with a couple fingers they're hanging on,

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you know, they're climbing up a mountain and you're you're

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got a lot of your body weight hooked on two

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or three fingers.

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No, yeah, yeah, that's a forearm because there's no muscles

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in your hands, it's all tendons and yeah.

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Still, yeah, you get it's the grip strength.

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Yeah, yeah, it's It's amazing because like watching the clips

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of this guy scale that skyscraper and I was remembering

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back to that time I slid down a ladder like

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Clarke Griswold, and I'm just like, you know what, well done.

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Well here's the even crazier thing. If you ever want

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to see Alex Hannell is saying they did an other

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documentary called The Alpinist, kind of the What Alpinist. No,

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it's yes, I believe it. I know it sounds funny,

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but no, it's not alpinist. It's anyways about this guy

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that was whatever there was. There's one place in the

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United States where Alex Hanold had the record.

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Okay, this guy, he's a kid at.

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This point, like eighteen nineteen years old, literally just drives

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up in his van, scales the mountain. It beats his

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time by like twenty minutes.

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Damn, and we end up was white kid's name.

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I can't remember, but you're absolutely correct. And uh and

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he was better than Alex and I mean, but ended

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up dying on some mountain in Alaska, which this is

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the question made me think about. It wasn't better because

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when they did free Solo, Alex Hannell is late twenties

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at that point early like right at thirty. He's now forty.

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You've made a good living, You've done on At what

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point do you go? I'm not pressing my luck anymore.

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I want him to do the Borges Khalifa in Dubai.

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That's what I want him to climb. I'm with Raj

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climb now, because when you die, the fountains are amazing.

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I've been.

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I mean, when he falls off that thing, we'll have

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time for an intermission to go get popcorn. Made before

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he splats.

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Oh yeah, for sure, like, oh he fell, all right,

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hang on, if we go make some popcorn and by

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the time you get back and pop two or three

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kernels in your mouth, that's when he's eventually gonna land.

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I've been there, I've seen it. It's beautiful. The fountain

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show is amazing. You'll be distracted. You won't hear the

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scream on the way down there. I think they start

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off with Don't Stop Believing with the Journeys, ended with

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Rick Astley.

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Throw beneath My Wings in there somewhere.

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Look, you're gonna have time for an entire medley before

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he hits the ground from the top of that thing.

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It's Tom Petty's free falling.

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Come on, guys, followed by Alicia Keys following you can

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play an entire album. You hit play as soon as

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he slips, and then event and then you might have

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a couple seconds of album left by the time he splats.

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I mean, I mean you can practice with like the

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Patrona's towers in Malaysia, right, Like he can try that first, and.

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Then I climb the patron towers.

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I've climbed them with you, buddy.

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There were two that.

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Oh yeah. I feel like if he did it in

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Dubai or something like that. I mean they're going to

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have a whole like Tiesta will do a whole set

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on his way down.

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I look forward to that. I think it's a great idea, Raj.

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Now that he's done type one on one, he needs

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to do Whiz Khalifa and uh.

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Not Whiz Khalifa. I mean he can like I would.

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I'm sure Wiz wouldn't mind. But the khalifa, my bad.

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I always call it by the wrong name. Here's what

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you can do to really add steaks to it. So

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he goes to climb the borge khalifa and then on

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top of it stick Whiz Khalifa. And then Alex has

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to climb to the top of Whiz on the top

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of the birch. And then there's your there's your ultimate stuff.

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And then there's getting you better than.

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That, and then there's me a khalifa on top.

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Right, stop tray, She's always a bottom.

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Speaking of death defying stunts, hang on, there we go.

488
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Are you ready for one of the most unique wellness

489
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:50.039
experiences Las Vegas has to offer. Yoga with Lions is

490
00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:57.400
coming back to the Lion Habitat Ranch, giving you a

491
00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:02.599
chance to stretch, breathe, and find peace, all while hanging

492
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:12.480
out near some incredible animals lions. These all levels sixty

493
00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:17.440
minute flow yoga classes are set against the backdrop of

494
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:21.400
the lion habitat ranch. The first two sessions are February

495
00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:25.519
seventh and March seventh. More dates are planned for April

496
00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:29.759
and May. Due to limited space, tickets are final and

497
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:35.559
non refundable. Also because just in case you don't get

498
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:37.359
your money back, if you get eaten.

499
00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:41.079
That's got to be whiter than a NASCAR race.

500
00:29:43.680 --> 00:29:44.359
Thank you so much.

501
00:29:46.559 --> 00:29:49.119
It's important that you say these things Tray not because

502
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:52.279
we don't want Raj being accused of yet again white bashing.

503
00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:55.559
For this one, I would.

504
00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:00.680
Is that next up in Las Vegas white bashing. Just

505
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:02.279
pay thirty five dollars for the club.

506
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:05.920
You pay thirty five dollars to watch the lions eat.

507
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:07.079
Let me.

508
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:11.079
Let me ask. I'll of you a question. Have you

509
00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:15.599
gone into a yoga studio and ever seen an Indian? No?

510
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:15.799
No?

511
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:20.799
And we invented yoga. We're like, we'll leave this dumb

512
00:30:20.839 --> 00:30:25.440
shit to you. Guys, like we're fine, and now you're

513
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:28.319
gonna so and then they got goat yoga. Okay, so

514
00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:31.319
they have goats shitting on your back, all right, which

515
00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:35.240
you guys love and it's in every TV show now

516
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:39.559
Lion Yoga. Okay, here's the here's the thing. Go ask

517
00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:46.720
Ziegfried how that worked out. One that was a tiger.

518
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:48.759
Oh sorry, why?

519
00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:51.319
Two they weren't doing yoga.

520
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:54.599
Oh they were backstage.

521
00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:02.440
Doing yoga with somewhat something that has the nickname murder Kitty.

522
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:06.799
I don't think it's a good idea.

523
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:09.680
They go on to say here that if you want to,

524
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:14.720
you know, partake in the yoga with lions at the

525
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:19.200
Lion Habitat ranch in Las Vegas, anyone ages ten and

526
00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:22.640
up can join in for thirty five dollars per person.

527
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:24.799
So if you want to bring your snacks I mean

528
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:30.079
kids with you, they're welcome. They do, however, request that

529
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.640
you bring your own mat. But if you don't have one,

530
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:37.319
there are some mats that they have on hand, possibly

531
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.839
from previous yoga participants who no longer need them.

532
00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:45.599
You know, Joe Exotic is like son of a Bitch.

533
00:31:50.359 --> 00:31:52.240
I could have stayed in business.

534
00:31:54.039 --> 00:31:56.240
Had you just gone the yoga route and not the

535
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:57.240
attempted murder.

536
00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:04.960
Oh, trust me, this is a tempted murder. This should

537
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.599
be criminal. I don't even understand how this works.

538
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:10.799
Can can you take life insurance policies out on other people.

539
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:14.279
Yes, you can, you can't.

540
00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:17.720
You can. There's the angle on this business.

541
00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:23.599
Get lion yoga.

542
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:26.720
I mean, I'd offer you the opportunity to ask me

543
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:29.279
how I know whether or not you can take life

544
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:31.680
insurance out on another person. But if you think just

545
00:32:31.720 --> 00:32:34.000
an extra second and a half, you'll know how I know.

546
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:38.519
Oh yeah, I got it.

547
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:39.240
Yeah.

548
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:44.759
Uh so does yoga with lions sound like a relaxing

549
00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:48.799
yoga session to you?

550
00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:51.759
No, No, I'd rather do I'd rather do yoga with

551
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.000
the Detroit Lions than this.

552
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:54.920
Yeah.

553
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:56.960
I would much rather be next to head coach Dan

554
00:32:57.079 --> 00:33:02.279
Campbell as he screams at me to downward dog harder.

555
00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:03.039
Yeah.

556
00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:05.279
I would like him on my back because I'm planking.

557
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:05.880
I'm like that.

558
00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:10.680
That's a lot easier than a tier. That's like you

559
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:13.599
know what. I can eat him and sleep for a

560
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:16.519
few days. Yeah, I'll be satiated.

561
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:17.119
Now.

562
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:22.039
They don't say it explicitly, but I'm I think the

563
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:25.920
lions are still in their enclosure. I don't think you're

564
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:29.359
yoga ing in the enclosure with them. I don't know.

565
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:33.599
I haven't been able to dig up any photographic evidence

566
00:33:33.599 --> 00:33:36.960
from prior classes to see the setup of where the

567
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:43.599
yogaists are versus you know, the lions. But as you

568
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:46.079
just pointed out, you would rather do yoga with the

569
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:50.160
Detroit lions than real lions. And Las Vegas is certainly

570
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:54.079
known for some wild attractions. The good news is yoga

571
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:57.119
with lions is not the only bad idea coming to

572
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.920
Las Vegas this year. There are others. For example, how

573
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:02.200
about WHOHI with sharks?

574
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:06.319
Yeah? That's yeah.

575
00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:12.599
Why not cooking with Hannibal Lecter hmmm? Investing with Bernie Madoff?

576
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:16.079
Is he dead?

577
00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:20.559
Don't let that get in the way. A Game of

578
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:26.840
Memory with Joe Biden, Trampling of Rights with Ice at

579
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:34.960
My at my personal favorite, facelifts with Wayne Newton. All

580
00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:39.599
sure to be high ticket experiences coming to Las Vegas

581
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:41.039
in twenty twenty six.

582
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:47.480
You can get the Kenny Rogers package. You got to

583
00:34:47.480 --> 00:35:04.000
no one to fold them I yeah, yeah, that's really

584
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:08.960
the Bernie made Off experience. Like it's thirty five dollars now,

585
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:10.679
but we'll give you seventy back.

586
00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:15.039
That's right, we promise. All you gotta do is find

587
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:16.119
three more people.

588
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:24.679
The multi level marketing experience in Vegas. It's at the sphere,

589
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:27.000
so it's gonna be nice.

590
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.280
Yeah, fantastic, we'll have it at lux Or.

591
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:39.400
I mean, I've never been to Vegas, and all of

592
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:41.199
a sudden, I don't feel the need to go.

593
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.480
You've never been to Las Vegas. Never been to Vegas,

594
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:49.880
Oh my dan.

595
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:50.639
I know.

596
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:54.760
But but I have been to Shreefport.

597
00:35:56.719 --> 00:36:01.480
Okay. That's like, Hey, I've never done and Flake, but

598
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:04.440
I have shot meth between my toes.

599
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:09.280
And that's the reason I don't feel the need to go.

600
00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:15.679
There is a Taco Bell in Vegas that has a

601
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:22.440
full on bar and upstairs nightclub, so you can eat

602
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:26.400
your bean burritos. Uh, grab yourself a couple of Jamison's,

603
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:30.360
go upstairs and dance the night away inside of a

604
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:33.280
Taco Bell. And when you're done with that, across the

605
00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:35.599
street it just opened.

606
00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:36.000
A water Burger.

607
00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:37.880
Yeah.

608
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:39.960
That's not gonna happen, at least not the way you

609
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:42.639
described it. If I go to Las Vegas to go

610
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:44.760
to the Taco Bell, I will not be dancing the

611
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:47.199
night away in the club. I will be dancing my

612
00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:51.199
sloppy ass straight to the bathroom.

613
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:56.760
That's where the bathrooms are is on the second floor, so.

614
00:36:56.679 --> 00:36:59.119
You're saying the taco bell in Las Vegas is like

615
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.559
a taco bell. Well, and then there's some really big

616
00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:02.679
bathroom aria.

617
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:05.719
See you know how like we're talking about BUCkies the

618
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:09.199
other day, Like there's music that plays through. Uh, they

619
00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:14.239
got a DJ for you, follow you do your business

620
00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:18.199
so they can drop a sick beat while I drop

621
00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:33.440
a sick beat. Yeah, you can't go wrong Vegas. If

622
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:37.119
you're ever going West Coast and you get the layover

623
00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:40.000
in Vegas, it's usually about seven or eight hours. That's

624
00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:42.159
about as much time as you need in Vegas. When

625
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:44.119
people are like we're going for a week, I'm like,

626
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:45.840
you're going to hate yourself.

627
00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:46.599
Oh god.

628
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:52.039
The perfect Vegas trip, in my opinion, is like two nights,

629
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:57.280
fly fly in, get late in late Friday, yeah, Friday night, Saturday,

630
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:01.000
and then get out of there midday Sunday. That yeah. Perfect.

631
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:03.599
Yeah, that's exactly why it's too much. It's too much

632
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:06.440
the bells and whistles and the lights and all that.

633
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:10.239
Like it's just a sensory overload. Like you don't you

634
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:13.159
just don't need it. But if I've done it where

635
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:14.920
there was a seven hour layover and I just want

636
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:17.360
to go visit a buddy of mine because I wanted

637
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:19.880
to get out of the airport because there's slot machines

638
00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:23.239
in the airport. Yeah, so they do all the ringing

639
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:27.119
and lights and stuff as well, and it was perfect.

640
00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:29.239
We went and I kind of walked down the strip,

641
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:32.559
you know, hit the eminem store and then went to

642
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:36.800
the Taco Bell that's where both Indian and He's like,

643
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:40.599
you got to go check out the DJ upstairs, and

644
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:45.320
I was like, there's like and if DJing was what

645
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:50.159
you wanted to do with your life, the Taco Bell

646
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:53.679
gig has to be the shittiest part of it. Like,

647
00:38:53.719 --> 00:38:56.480
you know what, I got this new gig where you at. Oh,

648
00:38:56.599 --> 00:39:00.719
don't worry about it. I'm right next to the GM.

649
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:03.880
Oh no shit, really, what is it? I'm the Taco

650
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:04.760
Bell DJ.

651
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:09.480
Which would sound really cool if you were living in

652
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:10.800
the movie Demolition Man.

653
00:39:12.159 --> 00:39:18.000
Yes, that is correct, where.

654
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:18.880
All their restaurants are Taco Bell.

655
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:23.920
I mean I think everybody inside of a restroom inside

656
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:26.159
of a Taco Bell is a demolition Man.

657
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:30.599
Which, by the way, I watched the latter half of

658
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:33.280
that that surprisingly still holds up.

659
00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:37.960
It's a really good movie. Yeah, stallone kills it.

660
00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:41.000
Yeah, there's some jokes in there that are still funny.

661
00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:42.800
Great Cask.

662
00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:46.760
When he goes down into the sewers or whatever it

663
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:49.719
is or the tunnels and gets the burger and rat

664
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:55.519
the rat burger. Oh, and he's like, no works, I

665
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:57.159
still remember it.

666
00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:05.639
Larry tells him it's Rat. That's demolition. Demolition Man is

667
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:08.719
not a movie, really, I think, to ask the question

668
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:12.079
does it hold up? I feel like it's the movie

669
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:14.920
that all the other movies are compared to as far

670
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:17.519
as holding up. It's that good at being held up.

671
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:21.239
But that's the most money. And this is how he

672
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:24.000
got in trouble is that's the most money that Wesley

673
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:27.079
Snipes had ever made for doing a movie prior to Blade.

674
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:30.159
And that's what got him in trouble with the IRS

675
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:31.719
because he had laid his taxes.

676
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:34.599
That makes sense. If I was an IRS agent and

677
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:37.800
I watched Demolition Man and I watched Wesley Snipes in it,

678
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:40.599
I would say we should probably look into his finances.

679
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:42.960
Yeah, And that's what they did, because I think he

680
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:45.440
got like ten or twelve million dollars for the movie,

681
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:50.320
and it was publicized like Wesley Snipes making you know,

682
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:53.119
because Stallone was getting twenty twenty two million whatever it was,

683
00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:56.519
and Wesley Snaps was getting twelve and the irs was like,

684
00:40:56.760 --> 00:41:04.119
we haven't gotten shit, So.

685
00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:04.599
We're going to investigate all of this and by the

686
00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:05.880
end of it you will not.

687
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:11.840
Be well, we're gonna slap the blonde out of your hair.

688
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:19.079
We're just gonna need to use your retina scan here

689
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:26.960
to access your cou Love that movie. Love that movie,

690
00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:29.719
and every I think every critic on the planet hated

691
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:34.559
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