March 17, 2026

You Can't S#!t On The Lido Deck | Tuesday 03.17.26

You Can't S#!t On The Lido Deck | Tuesday 03.17.26
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We start off today learning about the outcome of the trial for a man charged with shooting a karaoke machine in a Florida bar, a list of things men are really overconfident about (and one thing where they are above average), a North Texas man caused the freeway equivalent of a banana in the tailpipe, and things you can't do on a cruise ship, even if you've got a virus.  

LINKS:

Jail For Man In Felonious Karaoke Rage

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/worlds-strongest-primates

Americans are dangerously overconfident in their driving skills —but they're about to get a harsh reality check

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/plano-texas-us-75-legacy-drive-banana-truck-arrested-dwi/287-d4d400b9-2134-404e-bd5c-9968c3e7cbad

Norovirus outbreak sickens 153 passengers, crew on Caribbean cruise ship


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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with

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Trey Trnholm. Coming up on today's show. There is a

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cruise ship crisis. Also, are we as men overly confident?

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And we are going to start with a truly bananas

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dwi Yes, I went there. In Plano, Texas, a driver

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was arrested for driving while intoxicated after colliding with a

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truck that spilled a whole bunch of bananas on the

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highway seventy five. Imagine being so drunk that you think

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you're playing Mario Kart.

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What time did because if it was late at night,

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it does not surprise me. Seventy five is frightening after

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midnight and especially after two am.

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You are correct on both fronts, my friend.

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Because I nearly moved up north. This is went back

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when I was still working in bars and I literally

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I was like, and the toll way isn't much better,

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And it takes a lot to say it scares me.

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I tested it out one night. I'm like, I'll get

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there's no way. I'm doing this every night, I'll get killed,

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because I mean it's mind boggling the speeds people go,

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you know, and racing each other and all sorts of

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dumb shit that I probably would have done thirty years ago.

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But now I'm I'll pass.

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Yeah, now you're older and no better like they had.

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The Grand Prix of Arlington was on Sunday, But the

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Grand Prix of Plano, Frisco Richardson Dallas prosper happens all

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the time, up and down seventy five, up and down

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the toll way. Holy god, the toll way. That's a

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grand Prix right there. That's the Autobahnay. The toll way

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to me is the North Texas Autobon. Officers responded to

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an overturned eighteen wheeler carrying a load of bananas around

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two point fifty am in the northbound lanes of seventy

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five near the Legacy exit. That's according to the Plano

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Police Department. First Responders found that a vehicle allegedly changed

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lanes in front of a semi truck, causing the driver

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to overcorrect and leave the highway. That's a subtle way

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of saying flew off the highway. What happened, he left

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the highway. It's a little more dramatic than that, but whatever.

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The truck then hit a poll and overturned. The driver

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of the vehicle was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Northbound

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service or to seventy five from Spring Creek. The Legacy

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and the Legacy Exxit rent were closed for many hours

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overnight and officials worked to clear the crash and the

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trucks load of bananas from the roadway. So the guy

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that collided with the banana truck didn't know it was

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carrying bananas. But just imagine you're a few minutes behind

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that guy taking your way along on seventy five, and

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you too, probably have had a few, and you see

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a bunch of nanas in the road. Man, I think

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it gets time for side streets. Yeah yeah, or I'm

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gonna start looking for a block with a star in it.

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I've that would be a uh eye opening experience, especially

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if you've had a couple of one.

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Oh no, it's also pretty humbling for me because in

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that type of scenario, I'm the one that's driving. But

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if that happened and we came across a bunch of

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bananas in the road that actually does, in fact look

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like a real life Mario Kart. I'm pulling over and

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telling Tara it's your show now, baby, because she whips

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my ass every single time in Mario Kart. Every time

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I like when you do like the little circuit, I

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might win one might, and I think that's just because

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she's tired from kicking my ass. So yeah, if I

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if I drive, if I'm on a road and I

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see bananas out of nowhere, I'm pulling over in Tara's driving,

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I feel confident we'll be we'll be better off. It

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definitely does bring more truth to the parental statement of

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nothing good happens after you know a certain time.

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Oh it's the is it nothing good? Especially you say

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nothing good happens after two am?

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Absolutely correct, it's.

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I mean, you look at some of the after hours

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play the adult establishments that you know they now have

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to close at two am, and I it's ecstasy over

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there on thirty five. I forgot what the statistic was,

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but they are like crimes down, you know, eighty five

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percent or something like that since they had to close

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at two am.

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Q the Nicholas Cage meme, you don't say yeah, it's

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amazing how that works out. It's interesting also because the

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older I get, like, like you said, was it after

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two am? Yes? Was it on one of the major

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highways in Dallas. Yes? Okay, Well there you go. The

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older I get, the more I understand while why people

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older than us do the things they do, because I'm

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on that path, I know it. We used to think

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being up at two point fifty in the morning no

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big deal. That is no big deal when you know,

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in your early twenties or whatever, and you might even

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have a freak night in your late twenties or something

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like that may happen, But once you roll into your thirties,

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you're really not out that late. Typically. Then when you

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get into your forties, it drops drastically. Then it like

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drops to like ten pm, maybe nine pm, where you're like, man,

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I am not gonna be out in this craziness after

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the sun goes down, because I know only bad stuff's

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gonna happen. I am now forty six years old. It

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is weird for me to be out past ten PM.

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It's weird for me to be out past nine. So

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when I think about all those old people at Loubi's

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having dinner at four thirty in the afternoon. I realized that's.

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Gonna be me.

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And I judged very harshly when I saw them when

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I was in my twenties, like old people so dumb.

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And now that I'm older and on the brink of

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becoming old, I get I absolutely get it.

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I don't know if I would go that far, but

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I do fully understand the as you get older, you

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would rather, you know, be up at five am versus

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going to bed at five am.

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It's a weird shift, man, It's a really, really, really

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weird shift.

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Yeah, I said, as someone who who you know, worked

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bars to almost a year ago and was four nights

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a week.

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At least, it.

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Wasn't getting home until three am, and it's exhausting. Yeah,

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that used to not think anything about it, and then.

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Yeah, you're like, damn, it whips you. There's there's there's

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some intersection that we reach in our lifetime where we'd

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rather be up at five am than for how to

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phrase this, we'd rather be waking up at five am

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than going to bed at five am. It's that And

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then I guess it's different for everybody, but that's that's

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where it's I'm getting to that point. I'm not quite

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there yet. I do know that I don't want to

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still be up at five am, but I also don't

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want to be up at five am if I don't

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have to. But I feel the shift occurring. It's coming.

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I'm in. I'm in like that transitional phase of it.

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Are you full on five am? Yet?

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I'm not five am? I am six six thirty am.

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That's not bad, that's not bad.

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I've actually been really trying to figure out, you know,

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if I have a natural rhythm, and I think that's

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going to sleep around midnight. Up at six six thirty

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seems to be the sweet spot.

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Speaking of sweet spots, you remember the story last week

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we told you about the North Texas angler who got

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caught cheating out of bass tournament and because the prize

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money is over ten thousand dollars, it hit him with

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a third degree felony. That may have been the dumbest

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story we did last week. Well, I think I just

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found that guy's cellmate. Oh, because there's.

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A man.

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Going to jail for felonious karaoke.

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Oh.

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Last week, felony is fishing. This week Felonius karaoke twenty

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twenty six is pretty unhinged?

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Is is this a Bubba shot the jeepbox type story?

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The man who engaged in some gunplay after suffering from

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a severe case of karaoke rage has pleaded guilty to

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a pair of felonies, appearing before a Florida judge r O.

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Pal Aaron Jablonski cops to aggravated assault and gun charges

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in connection with an incident last year outside of a

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sports bar in clear Water. I believe we have now

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put a bow on this story because we talked about

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mister Jablonski last year when he got arrested for his

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karaoke rage. Now we're talking about the case's conclusion with

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him saying, yeah it was me, Yeah I did it.

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I am guilty of a pair of felonies. He'd been

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free on forty thousand dollars bond. He's taken into custody

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Tuesday after entering his guilty police. He's scheduled to be

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sentenced on March thirty. First, he was arrested following a

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two thirty in the morning there's that dangerous time again.

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A two thirty in the morning disturbance outside the Overtime

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sports bar. Police reported that he became incensed upon learning

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that the bar's karaoke machine was broken. Upset about the music,

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he tried to get mister Jablonski to calm down the heat,

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being James Emery, one of the attendees at karaoke, but

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that didn't work because Jablonski pulled the nine millimeter glock

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from his waistband and pointed at him, saying, I don't

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effing care. That'll get you some time in prison. So

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just imagine, just imagine one cell somewhere to federal prison.

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Of course, system might be state whatever. Imagine a selling

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a prison. You got the most unimpressive pair of criminals

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maybe ever. The guy that got arrested for cheating at

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a fishing tournament and a guy who pulled the gun

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at karaoke. Do they even make it the end of

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their sentences? And if so, do we know why? I mean,

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I mean, that's like instant bitch in prison, right.

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Oh? I I the karaoke guy, I mean I.

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Think he's gonna do He's gonna do some singing.

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Oh yeah, I think it's raining. Men will be his uh,

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his banger.

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The problem is it's not just men. Uh huh.

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Yeah.

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If you put them together, the felonious fisherman and the

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felonious karaoke guy. If you put them together, would they

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make a prison version of a billy bass? I mean,

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I'll have a big mouth and sings.

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Let's say what I yeah, I mean, I guess, so,

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I mean I guess just to feel like yeah, different ends.

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You don't typically see fish on a rotisseri, but it's prison.

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Cook dfw dot com. Back inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan,

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He's Trey, which, by the way, last week, I think

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James on our Patreon spotted this. Last week when we

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were doing coming back from a break. I think I

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said I'm Trey and he's Dan. And the reason why

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I remember that is because I think I almost did

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it just now. But the weird thing is this, if

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I did that last week, none of us noticed. You

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didn't notice. I did notice, Jerry didn't notice, and as

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far as I can tell, James on our Treehouse plus

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was the only one that noticed it. Guess it just

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goes to show how much people pay attention to what

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I have to say. All right, so what I have

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to say here here, I have seven statistics that the

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majority of US men believe. So let's see if we

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fall in line with the majority of our brothers. Trey, Okay,

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we've talked about this one before, but this is in

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a new situation. We've talked about this one before. Nearly

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half of men believe we could land a plane. A

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UGOV survey found that forty six percent of men believe

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they could land a commercial jet in an emergency with

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guidance from air traffic control. Aviation experts say landing is

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one of the most technically difficult parts of flying, making

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our confidence surprising.

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I say, yeah, you think you could land a plane?

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Yes, everything that it says there like you get you

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get you, you get guidance from air traffic control, Like

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all the other movies we've seen where it's a passenger,

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all the pilots are dead and a passenger has to

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land the plane and they don't know how, or they've

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only practiced on a on a on a you know,

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a single engine cessen the kind of thing, but they

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find a way. I mean with technology, with being able

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to be coached by air traffic control and other pilots

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to autopilot, and the technology and the cockpit. Now I

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think we could do it.

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The only way you could do it is if it

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only involved you turning some knobs, setting it to autopilot,

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and the autopilot can land.

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That should count.

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Not that does not count.

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I mean it.

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You know, the men they surveyed are not thinking that.

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They're thinking they could actually, you know, grab the stick

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and control the thrust and land the plane. No, there's

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not a yet freaking chance.

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It's because all of us have grown up playing video

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games and we feel like our joystake game is on point.

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We feel like we could take the controls of a

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jet and land it no problem. Yeah. No, many men

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believe they could survive in the wilderness. Surveys on survival

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confidence show more than half of men believe they could

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survive alone in the wilderness for several days. To us,

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several means seven. I don't know if that's how the

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other men in this survey felt. Researchers say men consistently

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rate their outdoor survival abilities higher than average in self

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assessment studies. Look, I feel like in an emergency, with help,

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I could land a commercial jet. I do not think

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I could survive several days in the wilderness three four days? Yes,

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a week play us, I don't think so. It also

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depends on the location location.

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What do I have on me? You know? Do I

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have at least a knife? And I mean if you

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just if the goal is just staying alive? And yeah, also,

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are we talking about a couple of days? Yeah, I

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could probably stay alive for a couple of days, but

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after that, No, I am not that adept at camper

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and outdoorsman anything. Do I think I could probably if

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I had a good enough knife, do something where I could,

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you know, get a little bit of shelter. But no,

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I mean if you had some way to start a fire,

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I feel like that would be key. But do I

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know how to you know, rub two sticks together and

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really get a spark.

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No, It's been a while since I've referred to my manual.

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Yeah, so if I could start a fire if I

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had a knife, maybe a couple days, but.

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Ultimately something bad's gonna happen.

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What if you were dropped into the wilderness bear grills style? So,

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in other words, you do you think you could survive

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the wilderness by raw dog in it? You're going it's

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just the clothes on your back, no knife, no nothing.

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No bill Bear girls have special Forces training like they

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It's not like he just started doing that. No, absolutely not.

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While keeping in mind they did all the shooting and

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then they still went to the resort afterwards, right at

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the end of the day. That was a TV show.

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But you're right, if he had to do it, he

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could because he does know all those things. Many men

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believe they are above average drivers. Shocker driving studies show

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about fifty eight percent of men believe we are better

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than the average driver. I think I am yeah.

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I mean, considering half the population's women, that's really not

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that hard.

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Wow, all of a sudden, I'm really really wishing that

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the contact email on this show wasn't mine. That's at

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Trey Trendholme on social media.

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I'm Dan, He's Trey.

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You knew you shut the up, dude. You know I'm

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gonna cut this short because I feel the need to

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Did that? Next up, we may actually do a live

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So let us know. Back to the seven statistics that

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most of us men believe we can do. In other words,

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seven examples of us being overly confident. Many men believe

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that they can fix most household problems.

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I'm fairly handy. Uh, most is a big term.

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That's dangerous.

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Yeah, I mean basic plumbing, not not too bad. Electrical Nope.

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I try to avoid water and electrical where I where

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I should.

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I if I can get to a fuse box, turn

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something off and know that I'm not gonna zap myself. Okay,

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Like you know, I can replace an outlet. I can

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do stuff like that. Do not mess with natural gas

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anything with natural gas. And yeah, plumbing, I mean I

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can fix a running toilet and a lot of times,

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a leaky you know this or that, but anything major, noah,

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I I I'd rather pay someone to make sure it's

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done right then do something stupid and cause more problems.

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Home improvement surveys show around sixty five percent of men

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believe they can handle most household repairs themselves. Researchers say

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this confidence is strongly linked to cultural expectations around do

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it your self skills. This is still really really broad

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as far as what most is and what are considered

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household problems, because that's that's all kind of shifting. It's

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it's different for everyone. Like what you see as a

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fixable problem might be out of my realm of expertise,

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or say like Daniel Cook from cook DFW Roofing and Restoration,

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his idea of a DIY is my sell the house

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and move. Oh, no doubt.

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I mean the only thing that lends some credibility to

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that one is in in today's world, there's very few

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things you can't You can't go on YouTube and find

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find a video of how to. Yeah, and you know,

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you know, if you have a basic skill set, yeah,

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you could do a lot. It's just I said, for

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me personally, always have to look at what happens if

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I screw this up?

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Exactly, if you screw it up, do you know how

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to stop it from getting worse? Because if you don't,

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then you shouldn't be doing it. That's the reason why

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typically with plumbing stuff, I'm real, real antsy about that,

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because the only way I'll do something is if by knowing.

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It's like, hey, where's my water shut off? In case

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something really bad happens, I have to go turn this

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thing off and call somebody. Many men believe that they

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would handle what is it. Many men believe they would

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handle emergencies well. Research on risk perception shows more than

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half of men believe they would respond effectively in a

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physical emergency. Studies also show men tend to rate their

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responsibilities higher in crisis situation. You good in a crisis.

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In general? Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Many men believe they would take charge in a crisis.

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Would you be the leader.

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If I needed to be? I mean again, a lot

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of it depends on what are the circumstances. If it's

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something I had some knowledge of what to do and

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how to do it.

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Sure, Studies on confidence show roughly fifty five percent of

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men believe they would remain calm and lead during a crisis.

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Psychologists say men often report higher confidence in leadership under pressure.

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So there's a weird game I play when I'm on

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a plane, like whenever we fly somewhere, I look around

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and think, Okay, if the worst thing happened, this plane

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goes down and most of us survive, who do I

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think are going to be the reliable people who might

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be problems? And who do I think might be leader types.

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It's just a weird game I play. And I also

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look around to see what shoes people are wearing. It's

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also the reason why I don't wear flip flops on planes,

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just in case, Just in case, I want some clothes, towed.

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Shoes, solid, rational rationale.

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The sad part of that equation is I also do

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the same thing when I go to the movies now,

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because I can't trust being in a movie theater without

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someone coming in and shooting up the place. So I

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don't typically wear flip flops in places like that anymore.

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I don't I don't worry about so much shooting up

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the place. I look for the nearest exit just in

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case something stupid goes down. I mean, you know, probably

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one of the biggest things. And I guess this probably

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comes with age. On this scenario is do I want

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to try to herd cats or do I want to

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just save myself and get out.

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Well, I'll tell you this, Hurting cats and flip flops

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ain't gonna happen. You're gonna want some.

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Shoes because, in my mind, especially in today's world, if

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there's some sort of crisis, half the people are gonna

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be sitting there with their phones trying to film stuff.

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That's true, you'll have the paparazzi trying to record everything. Yeah,

469
00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:33.920
last one and then the cruise ship crisis. Speaking of crises,

470
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:44.079
some men believe they could beat a chimpanzee in a fight. No,

471
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:48.720
you're not. Yeah, look guys, I will have your back

472
00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:51.240
and a lot of stuff. This is one I cannot

473
00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:54.960
and will not and do not support. If you somehow

474
00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:57.519
end up in a fight against a chimpanzee, you are

475
00:30:57.519 --> 00:30:59.440
going to die and it's going to be ugly.

476
00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:06.920
Yes, like I if you've never if you've never touched

477
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:11.839
a chimpanzee and felt them, maybe I understand that. But

478
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:14.759
if you have and you know that, they're literally just

479
00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:20.599
nothing but muscle and they can rip you limb from limb, literally, no, no,

480
00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:22.160
where do you?

481
00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.119
Where do you go to feel? Chimpanzees? Trey?

482
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:29.359
I we have talked about this before that when I

483
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:32.920
was a kid, I had there were chimpanzees Lulu and

484
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:37.680
Deeler that my dad was friends with their owner trainer,

485
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:43.759
and they would come to my birthday party. Now I

486
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:45.000
can get you a picture if you want.

487
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:49.279
I would love to see that photo. Okay, one moment. Oh,

488
00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:51.039
we have it like right now. Oh, this is gonna

489
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:56.720
be good. Well, he's collecting that survey data on animal

490
00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.319
combat confidence. Jesus, I can't believe that's a thing shows

491
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:04.359
a number of men believe they could defeat a chimpanzee unarmed.

492
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:10.160
Experts note chimpanzees are several times stronger than humans pound

493
00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:17.119
for pound, making that belief unrealistic. Oh my god, that's

494
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:21.079
little tray with a monkey. I don't know what I

495
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:23.240
love more the smile on that monkey's face or the

496
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:25.480
socks you're wearing, or maybe it's just the whole package.

497
00:32:26.759 --> 00:32:29.119
Please God, take a photo of that and send it

498
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:36.519
to me. Okay, No, seriously, we can't risk any sort

499
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:38.960
of a fire in your apartment and that thing goes

500
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:42.240
up in flames. That thing needs to live forever.

501
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.160
I will scan it. Thank you.

502
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:51.240
Terror looked over, so she's like, let me see that.

503
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:56.759
So what I was telling, what I was saying as

504
00:32:56.759 --> 00:33:00.759
you were gone. Survey data on animal combat confidence shows

505
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:03.759
a number of men believe they could defeat a chimpanzee unarmed,

506
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.680
and experts note that chimpanzees are several times stronger than

507
00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.960
we are, and that's very unrealistic to think that. I

508
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:14.839
always always remember the story from years and years ago.

509
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:17.960
There was a woman she was having some interaction with

510
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:20.160
a chimpanzee. I don't know if it was at a

511
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.559
zoo or whatever, a birthday party that you know, like

512
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:25.440
you had. Whatever, the scenario is, there's a woman in

513
00:33:25.480 --> 00:33:28.920
a chimpanzee. The chimpanzee went crazy and or she did

514
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:32.720
something I don't know, and the chimpanzee ripped off her face. Yeah,

515
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:36.559
just snatched it, just with a fingertips, just snatched her

516
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:37.720
face off her head.

517
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:42.480
I thought there was biting involved, but yeah, that's.

518
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:44.240
There might have been that too, but I mean it

519
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:47.119
just face gone.

520
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:52.200
Yeah I think that happened in Ohio, but yeah, that's no.

521
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:54.880
You are not going to defeat a chimpanzee. They will

522
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:59.000
absolutely tear you limb from limb if they do not,

523
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:04.440
and they're force is unbelievable. So yo, pick how you

524
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:09.039
want to die? Yeah, getting you one with your own arm, Yeah,

525
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:10.760
I think. I think that's the one that I think

526
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:12.679
the monkey would do. It's gonna rip your arm off

527
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:17.920
and then beat you with it till you're dead. So no,

528
00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:20.400
I don't think you're going to beat up a chimpanzee, dudes.

529
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:24.679
I maybe a macock like some of the smaller monkeys,

530
00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:26.280
maybe have a chance.

531
00:34:26.519 --> 00:34:28.400
Sure you think you'd win a battle with a maccock.

532
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:39.239
Well, I've got practice, all right.

533
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:44.360
And finally today inside the treehouse, the cruise ship crisis

534
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:53.280
that is happening. Oh hang on, I lost it. More

535
00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:57.039
than one hundred and fifty people on board Princess Cruises

536
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:01.559
ship became ill with NARA virus during a Caribbean voyage

537
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:04.960
this week. That's according to the CDC. The outbreak occurred

538
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:08.880
aboard the Star Princess during a voyage from March seven

539
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:14.960
to March fourteenth. That's according to the CDC's Vessel Sanitation program.

540
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:18.840
Didn't know that was a thing, now, I know that

541
00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:23.039
that program monitors illness on cruise ships. On this cruise ship,

542
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:27.079
those reported sick included one hundred four passengers, forty nine

543
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:30.280
crew members out of the forty out of the forty

544
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:33.559
three hundred passengers, and fifteen hundred crew members in total.

545
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.679
According to the CDC, the most commonly reported symptoms of

546
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:41.800
norovirus diarrhea and vomiting, or as we call it here

547
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:44.960
in the Treehouse, sphinxing because you're doing both at the

548
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:46.800
same time. The best thing you can do is get

549
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:50.239
in a tub and just let it happen. In response

550
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:54.920
to the outbreak, Princess Cruises increased cleaning and disinfection procedures,

551
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:59.920
isolated sick passengers and crew members, and collected stool samples

552
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:05.719
from sick individuals. That's the part of the story I

553
00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:08.800
hadn't heard before. I've heard of neurovirus on cruise ships

554
00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:11.199
a lot. It usually happens a few times a year.

555
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:15.559
I didn't know, though, that someone has to go around

556
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:18.519
and collect some of those samples for testing, which can't

557
00:36:18.559 --> 00:36:20.920
be fun because diarrhea.

558
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:26.360
I You could have also titled this story the number

559
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:28.920
one reason why Trey doesn't want to go on a cruise.

560
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.239
This fear right here because I think about the crap

561
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.320
that happened, you know, at the beginning of COVID and

562
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.159
all the other times you hear about these stories where

563
00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:43.239
these cruise ships get you know, this virus that just

564
00:36:43.320 --> 00:36:47.920
runs through the ship and it's just you know, people

565
00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:51.880
having gastro intestinal issues and no, uh.

566
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:55.639
Huh, and it's and it's in it's in small spaces,

567
00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:59.320
it's in tight quarters because like in reality, your quarters

568
00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:03.760
were your standing. Your room on cruise ships is small.

569
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.920
And the whole idea is it's not that big of

570
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:09.199
a deal having a small room because you're gonna be

571
00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:11.239
doing so much stuff. You're only gonna be in your

572
00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:13.639
room just to sleep and like clean up, and then

573
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:17.480
you're back out doing activities. You're eating, you're gambling, you're

574
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:20.320
at the pool, you're watching a movie, you're doing the

575
00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:23.280
water whatever, all the all the cruise ship activities. Now,

576
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:28.400
imagine when you book a cruise, imagine you get sick

577
00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:31.360
with noravirus and now you have to stay in that room.

578
00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:33.679
So keep that in mind when you book your next cruise,

579
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:36.880
because they're not going to let you out that that

580
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:40.199
is your personal cell the rest of the time, and

581
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:42.599
someone's gonna come in looking like it's one of the

582
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:45.360
bad guys at the end of et and they're gonna be,

583
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.880
you know, picking up stool samples from you.

584
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:51.400
You can do a lot on a cruise ship. You

585
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:52.760
just can't shit on the lido deck.

586
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.559
And let that be known. That's the reason why we

587
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:02.800
don't do cruises. We want to do it anywhere we want.

588
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.400
The Lido deck is where we go to get crazy

589
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.199
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590
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592
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:22.639
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593
00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:30.440
right here inside the Treehouse where anything goes on the

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Lido deck.