Jan. 30, 2026

YouTube Ep 9 | Dear Treehouse | Advice On Life, Love, Relationships, and Needy Vaginas

YouTube Ep 9 | Dear Treehouse | Advice On Life, Love, Relationships, and Needy Vaginas

What do you do when your mom hates you and your vagina betrays you? Ask two guys who have no idea!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Mallley and

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he is Trey Trendholm. What do you have for us today? Trey?

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Well, Dan, I feel like the world needs some advice

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and and and I think we're we're, you know, two

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people to uh to really give that advice out? Are

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we people? For people that are posting on Reddit? Yes?

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You know what? When uh, you know what? You're right, Trey,

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there does seem to be an overall lack of two

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white guys telling people what to do with their lives.

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So let's dig in, let's go, let's get after it.

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Hey, if you're posting on credit for advice, you could

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do worse than ours.

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That's a good point. I'm with you there, Thank you

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for Yeah.

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I mean I've not only are some of the post

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on Reddit fantastic about what people ask the stories they

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come up with, but some of the advice, I mean,

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it's top notch.

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What I find myself doing late at night is I'll

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occasionally scroll Reddit and I'll just like, I'll go through

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and I'll go into certain subreddits like am I the

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a hole? Or am I overreacting? All those types of subreddits,

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and I'll go in there and I'll just scroll. I

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won't even look at the full story or the comments.

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I just look at the headlines and just think, my god,

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what is wrong with some of you people?

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It's a yeah, I I mean, it's one of the

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things I think is our overall problem. But the fact

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that what is it about Reddit is so fascinating, because

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I don't know what it is about that site that

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it's like people just spill everything out out on there

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and then either are shocked by some of the advice

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they get or or the reactions that they elicit.

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It's amazing what can happen when you ask a bunch

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of strangers for their opinion and their advice, and then

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they give it to you, and you're shocked at what

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some of them have to say. You shouldn't be You

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should not be shocked by what some of these people

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are going to tell you, because you opened it up.

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You opened up this forum, and you asked a question,

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and you got some answers, some of which you may

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not have wanted, some of which you may feel compelled

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to call the authorities on. But I mean, that's what

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happens when you ask a bunch of people something and

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everyone has the power of anonymity.

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Well, also, let's keep in mind, I mean, go back

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to to the whole Reddit game stop stock thing that

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you know, where they just drove up the price. I mean,

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and it's a it was a fascinating study. But keep

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in mind one of the people that profited most off

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the game stop deal on Reddit was a guy living

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in his mom's basement.

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Mhm. It's the ultimate stereotype, it is, and I power

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to the people it goes to show. I think Reddit

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is a great example of the power of the Internet

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for both good and evil.

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Agreed, A. There's nothing you can't find on Reddit m hm.

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And but it also it as society progresses in the

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Internet is just more and more a staple of people's lives.

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And I it's just amazing that people will just throw

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stuff out there for advice to a bunch of strangers.

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And I mean, and maybe maybe there's something cathartic about it.

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I don't know that I'll ever try.

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I think you may be onto something there because I

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have heard and I don't know if this is coming

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from actual professionals or this just you know online you know,

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social media experts or experts on social media saying like,

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if if there's something that you're holding on to, whether

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it's a past regret or something you wish you could

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have told someone in the moment, something you wish you

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could have said for some situation, whatever it is, write

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a letter to that person or to yourself, get it out,

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put it on paper, and then just you don't even

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send it to the person. It's just you just write

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it down, kind of like a journal, and that's supposed

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to be somehow cathartic. Maybe that's what this is in

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digital form. I feel really bad about neglecting my mom,

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so I'm going to write this thing on Reddit. Maybe

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it'll make me feel better. But not if you read

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all the comments that aimed at me, bro, that could

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be aimed at both of us. I don't feel bad

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about neglecting my mom and B the a hole. Yeah,

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I'm gonna need more information please. Yeah, that topic is

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a shotgun and you and I both are downrange.

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Oh yeah, that one would be a really tough one

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for me right now, because yeah, my mom blew away

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blue through all her money.

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Uh oh yeah, is she asking you for some uh huh?

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And It's an odd feeling, isn't it.

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It's a very odd feeling. And you know, I've tried

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to help her out some. I wish I had made

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better decisions in my life, that I was in a

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position I could help her out more. But now all

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he can do is help her sell some of her crap.

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And but at the same time, I warned her about

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this a year ago because where she was living, I go,

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you need to scale down. Your money is finite. And

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anytime I've tried to get you know, I tried to

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help take control of her finances and getting better organized.

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I was told to basically f off and.

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Okay, here she is, and.

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Here she is, you know, but you know, and then

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I start looking through things and I'm going, oh, so

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you needlessly were having your dog walked three times a day.

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Oh wow, when someone was there in the morning, could

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have done it. And then it was like, hey, all right,

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good luck.

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Yeah, all right. So now your mom is out of

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money and you're helping her to find ways to sell

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some of her things to get money, right, right, eBay

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and the like. Have you considered seeing how much you

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could get just for her just sell her to someone else,

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like here, put a bow on her and go here,

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here's a mom.

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Take it. I've yeah, that's I have better luck with

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a ninety five Ultima with two hundred and fifty thousand miles. No,

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that even, you know. The more fascinating thing is she

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flew it, flooted it out there one time about what

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I could come live with you? Oh no, the fun

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You're not.

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No, you can't just get that out of your head

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right now.

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And and part of it is like because she, you know,

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in a kind of a guilt trip moment, was like,

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well you would do it for your stepmother? Yeah, you're

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out of would.

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It's a harsh truth, mom, but yeah, you backed me

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into her corner. And yes, I'm going to be honest

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with you about it now.

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Yes, And mind you, this is two days after her basically,

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when she was telling me all my life's mistakes and

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I said anything else, she goes, yeah, you were born.

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And you're still taking care of her.

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I'm trying to yeah, mhm.

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Where she lives right now? Is it on the first floor? No? Well,

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after a bomb like that, I can only think of

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one place to make yourself feel better. And that's right.

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What did you find? What did you find that made

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you feel better?

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Oh, there's a lot of things. So a couple of

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my my favorite reddits are number one, am I the asshole.

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M?

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And then the other one there's uh, well, there's a

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couple of relationship reddits, but the first one am I

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the asshole for evicting my girlfriend of three years.

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No, I'm just gonna go on face value. I love,

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I love, I love doing these just on the headline

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and just going with my gut reaction based on next

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to no information. If he if he felt the need

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or she whatever. If this person felt the need to

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evict the girlfriend after three years she did something wrong,

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I'm yeah.

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Oh you're you are not wrong. So it's a good feeling.

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I'll summarize this a little bit. The guy's thirty three.

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He received an inheritance when he was twenty four, bought

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a cool condo in downtown Vancouver. Been dating a girl

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for three years and she's been living there for the

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last two years. He makes more money with her, so

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he doesn't charge her a lot of rent or anything else,

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and he said pretty much pays for everything. About a

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month ago, they were supposed to go out on a Saturday,

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but she canceled the plans and said she had to

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go to a family dinner that he wasn't invited to,

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which normally his and said her parents live about an

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hour away and they were going to discuss what to

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do with her grandmother that was getting dementia. So edding,

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long story short, she leaves for the day to go

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to her air quotes family meeting, briefly calls him that

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night saying she's had a couple of glasses of wine

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with her mom and is going to spend the night there,

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but then doesn't show up. The next morning, he calls

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the mom, and Mom's like, no, I don't know what

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you're talking about. I haven't seen her. There was no

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family meeting. Oh man, so as any guy would, or

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any any person if they found this out. You know,

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he's obviously getting angrier by the second.

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Oh yeah, said, because your imagination starts taking over and

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creating these wild and horrible scenarios, and they run the gamut,

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some of which involve her being dead in a ditch

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and some of her just being faced down ass up

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in front of a train.

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Yes, and that is uh, he's so. Then shortly after

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he said, someone starts trying to buzz in to get

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to into the building, and it's his girlfriend. She's lost

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her fob to get into the building, and uh, obviously

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he confronted her and said she lied to him. Went

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clubbing with a friend, they met a group of three

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guys started to go back to their place. She said,

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she of course did nothing. It was just her friend

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that was having sex with them.

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Okay, what you were just filming? If that and and

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if that was true, you didn't feel that you could

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tell me that. Instead, you decided to create some lie

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about family and blah blah blah blah blah that was premeditated.

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Come on, lady, that's not even a good lie. Like

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Thanels had a point, Okay, overall, Thanels had a point,

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but more specifically, like when he's talking to uh, what's

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your face? Saying I never taught you to lie? I

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should it's like he's saying, it's like you're so bad

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at it, M And that's what this sounds like. If

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you're bad at lying, don't do it. Just don't. I mean,

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you shouldn't lie anyway, but I get it. Shit happens.

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But if you're gonna do it, do it well, do

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it well?

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And tie up loose ends, so you know when you're

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gonna include your family and your life, either give them

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the heads up or don't do it because they're just

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right off the bat, you've left yourself open to someone

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going no, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,

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so anyways, No, dude, you are not the asshole. You

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had every right kicker the f out. Yeah.

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Absolutely, it's not even close.

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This.

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Why did you feel that he didn't need advice, he

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just needed support?

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Well, I am sure, I am sure there are people

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who have been you were like, oh my gosh, but

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but she needed a place to live. How could you

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just put her out on the street? Well, was she

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should have thought about that?

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Yeah, if sounds like she knows. It sounds to me

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like she knows of at least one place that she'd

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be with too.

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Of those guys upondents? Are you know her friend? But

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you know, also, when you're going to say that, no,

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I was just sitting there. My friend was the one

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getting railed.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm not buying that, lady.

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Sorry, So, no, dude, you are not the asshole, and

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don't don't listen to anyone who makes you feel like

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you are.

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Yeah, this really is a scenario that this one's not

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a complicated at all. I was thinking it was going

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to be a thing like she was taking advantage of

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him and find finances and he's floating it and evicted her.

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It's like when he when I realized when the headline was,

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am I the a hole for evicting my girlfriend of

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three years? I was thinking of it. It sounded more

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like a landlord issue. She was taking advantage of the situation,

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not paying rent, not cleaning, doing all these things that

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would make you a very terrible tenant. Which he didn't

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just evict her from the building. I mean, it's like

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he evicted her from the relationship. Like wait, so it's

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the headline is a little misleading.

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Well, judging by the comments that was some of the

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people were on there saying, and I don't know what

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the laws are in Canada, but some people were like, oh,

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she's entitled the part of the equity in your place.

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Now He's like, no, she's not. I've taught to an attorney.

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And but a lot of people are here like, well,

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you can't just put her out on the streets. Yeah

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you can't.

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I really can. I absolutely and if she didn't.

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It's my house, and if she didn't want to be

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put out on the streets, you should have thought about

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that before. Yeah, at least they had a backup. Always

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have a backup plan.

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Mm hmm. It sounds like her back gut plan was

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backing up.

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Ah. Well, yeah, I have I have.

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I have no sympathy for for someone in this situation,

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and I don't understand people that would say, well, shouldn't

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have a place to go. Well, she should have thought

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about that before she helped somebody come.

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Exactly.

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That's what I can't That's what I can't stand. I

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can't stand it when people don't think one or two

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steps ahead, they just start doing shit. Think about it,

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think about it just a little bit, Think about what if?

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What if?

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What is the worst possible thing that could happen if

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I go through with this lie.

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My boyfriend finds out well, and the guys that use

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me like a slut don't want me.

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Yeah, had she thought of that, she might have, you know,

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not done what she did, or she at least would

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have had a plan in place just in case the

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worst case scenario happens as it did. See, if you

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prepare yourself for the worst, but hope for the best.

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You'll be better prepared.

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Sage advice, sir, sage advice.

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Especially if, especially if you have plans to run a

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train and you're the conductor.

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All right, So the next one, oh oh, there there's

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a lot more there's but this one it's a funny,

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funny thing. But at the end is where I'm like,

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this is why you don't You really should think before

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you post on reddick or Reddit or any forum on

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the internet. The title is this weird libido change in

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my late twenties twenty eight. I've always had a fairly libido,

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but lately, within the last year it got n half hand.

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I've always masturbated clatorally, and usually that was enough to

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satisfy me, but now I'm left wanting for more. I

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can't get satisfied. It's like my vagina is literally craving dick,

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like I need to put something in there. It's almost

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like an eight What the F.

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It's almost like a what an ache? Oh? Got it? Yeah,

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So I'll admit I was I. I will admit I'm

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a little sexist on this one because right up until

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you mentioned platorally, I assume this is exactly well that's.

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So. Here's the you know, it's so bad. I even

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got back with an X just that for the physical MC,

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but broke that off. Now the ache is back. I

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need to have sex, don't have a boyfriend. I hate this.

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Does this happen to everyone? Is my body just trying

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to get me pregnant? L O L oh my god

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FML l O L. But then edit to the pathetic

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ask perverts trying to DM me, I'm not looking at

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any of your messages. I'm simply hitting ignore and moving

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on with my day. What did you think was gonna

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happen when you post it on Reddit that you needed

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constant dick?

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What? What? What were your expectations here did you? I mean, look, guys,

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guys will send that stuff at the drop of a

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hat anyway, just just the mere hint of an invitation.

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Guys will send that stuff. And here you're saying it's

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wide open for business and you're mad that people are

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coming knocking down your door.

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And this is something we have talked about for years,

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and it's just the truth. If you were a girl,

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I don't care what you look like, what your weight is,

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anything else. If you want to get laid, you can get.

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Mm hmm. There's always at least one guy, always somewhere.

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There's always at least one. You may typically more than but.

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Yeah, especially you know, go to a bar, find some

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drunk ones. You can always find one. But yeah, what

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what did you expect when you post on Reddit that

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you are literally craving dick? Did you not think they

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were gonna come out of the woodwork.

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Did you just think it was going to be a

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flood of empathy?

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Yeah, that's up, so good luck to you lady.

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It's just how do you not know this about life

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in general? Which is the old saying you reap what

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you sew, You get back what you put out into

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the world. If you put out onto Reddit that you

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have it crazy, yeah, and then and then a bunch

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of people go, here's my offering, how why are you bad?

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I mean, if you you basically just ran an ad

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and people showing.

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You put out there that you needed money, and a

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bunch of people sent you money, you wouldn't be pissed.

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Yeah, god, oh people. You know what, as much as

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I hate people, and I do I want that. No,

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the older I get, the more people I hate.

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You know what?

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That sounds too specific. Let me step back and make

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that more broad, is what I mean. The older I get,

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the more I hate people. Yeah, just all. And this

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is another great example of that, people having certain expectations

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and not realizing what's going to happen. My hope is

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that she's learned from this and that going forward, she'll

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think about the things she posts and you know how like, uh,

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what's the term dog whistle? Yeah, that's that's what she did.

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She just blew a really big dog whistle in the

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middle of this Reddit form and they came and running,

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Why are you surprised?

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Why are you surprised? And and and you could have

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said that out loud at a bar, posted it on Reddit,

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posted it on any social media, and they're gonna come

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running swinging like Parzan.

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From Vain to Vein.

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All right, one more, All right, here we go. My

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girlfriend recently betrayed me. For a long time, most of

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my life, I was very overweight, weighing in at you know,

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about five eleven and three hundred and forty pounds. Over

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the last year, I lost a lot of weight, got fit,

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finally found a diet that's stuck, and even got a girlfriend.

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Never felt better and more comfortable in my own skin

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than I have recently. So for Halloween, my girlfriend and

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I decided to dress up, and she wanted to do

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something from Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I dressed up

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as Frankenfurter. Now, for those of you who don't know,

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that's basically a man in lingerie, it's the.

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Tim Currii role, right, That's correct, got it? Thank you

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for saving me the search.

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Girlfriend found it incredibly hot. We had the best sex

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of our lives that night, and after that she kept

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wanting me to put it on and has even bought

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me some more lingerie. Everything was going great until I

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found out that she was telling all our friends about

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how I like to dress up in lingerie and have

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sex with her.

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Oh no, that is the ultimate betrayal.

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So now I'm not quite sure what to do. I

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think I have to break up with her. I feel

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incredibly betrayed. Was I stupid to trust her so much? Yes? Well,

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and Dan, this is where I wanted to ask you,

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At what point do you tell your partner these deep

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down secrets?

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Well, this one's weird. I believe in open communication, you

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should build the voice of the things you want and

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need in the bedroom. Sure, but this one, this ain't

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right because it sounds to me if I'm receiving all

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the information that you've put out there that this guy

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put on Reddit correctly, he was cool with his new

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hot body and decided to show it off a little

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bit on Halloween. Turned on his girlfriend so much that

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she now realizes maybe she didn't realize this is a

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thing she was into and until by the way, what

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I wonder is is he into it as much as

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she is?

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No, So number one, I should I press this. This

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was one of these reddits that had constant updates. It

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was actually from Halloween a year ago, and so then

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it was a bunch of updates since then.

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Whatever.

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But No, in fact, she was the one who kept

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buying lingerie because it turned her on so much. But

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then she started telling her friends about it, and obviously

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I think her friends probably looked at it a little weird.

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So she was like, yeah, he's got this thing. You know,

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it's fetish about dressing up in ladree, which included obviously,

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when you're a couple, you have other couples that you're

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friends with. The guy she's friends with the girl, so

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now his buddies. No, he likes dressing up in lingerie.

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First of all, Trey, I'm not saying this is you

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at all. I just wanted on the record that if

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you were the guy in this scenario and I was

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the friend one of your buddies, I really wouldn't give

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you that much of a hard time about it. I'd

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be like, best sex of your life. Huh, that's good,

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Good on you. You do you whatever makes you happy.

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You're doing something that makes her happy, and she sold

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you out, that's bad. I got you and I have

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the rest of our lives for me. Give you a

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hard time about wearing women's lingerie, but ultimately you were

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doing something to help their relationship. So from a macro standpoint,

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I applaud the effort. And from a more specific standpoint, Uh,

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he can't just break up with her. He has to move,

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he has to fight. Have you ever heard of this?

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I saw this online a few months ago. There there's

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a service that a company in Japan offers that they

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will disappear you in the middle of the night. They

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will take you like close up all your bills, all

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your business, everything. They will relocate you into hiding with

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a brand new life. This is what that's what this

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guy needs. If he feels this betrayed and that he

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can't look at all the people he knows in the

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face anymore, then he should just you know, poof.

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But but you, you would be such a friend that

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you would, you know, be like, oh, I understand, man,

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if you're into it, who cares? I mean? You say that.

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But I also have a feeling that the next show

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would be let's talk about trace lingerie fetish.

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Well, I'm not saying I wouldn't use it as shown,

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I'm just saying off the air as a friend, i'd

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be there for you. Professionally speaking, I'm gonna run you

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over with a lingerie bus. The bus is gonna have

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stockings like a microthong thing.

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It's gonna he'd be like a little strap on. Jokes

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aren't funny anymore, are they? That is right?

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Joke about it again? Go ahead, come on, lover boy,

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not the least to what your new nickname would be.

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Freaking well, I don't think you have much worry about

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that one. I can't walk in high heels.

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