Car Handjob Etiquette?! Reddit Asks the Important Questions

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0:57 It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the tree house. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. There are certain subject lines that really catch my attention from Trey, especially when that subject line is nothing or especially when that subject line is simply hand job. Had a feeling that catch your eye. It certainly did. I feel like you've missed your calling. You need to be a headline writer over at Fox 4. Actually, you know what? Fox 4 is doing pretty good for themselves in the ratings. Maybe over at CBS. You get on at the Super Ones over there at Channel 11, and you start writing headlines like Handjob, CBS DFW is going to actually start competing with Fox 4 for local dominance.

1:55 It may not be the dominance they... you know, ultimately want, but they'll get it. Yeah, it depends who's given them. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Good answer, Jerry. We don't need to actually name any names of people that we, but yes. So I've read these days. Wow. So when there's a subject line, just simply hand job, that's definitely the thing that I'm going to start with content. And if, you know, if you're offering, so now I'm going to read it completely cold or limp, as they might say, because I don't know what the rest of this entails. You got my attention. Now I'm just going to go with it. In the no stupid questions community. What's the etiquette when giving a hand job in a car? Um, again, without having read past this at all, I don't know if there really is any etiquette.

3:04 It's like just getting one at all in the car is like, all right, this is cool. Like, like just doing it as the etiquette is just like, I don't think there is any etiquette. I think it, along with other stuff can just go right out the window. Thank you for that clean audio. You're welcome. Yep. Yep. Yep. As Jerry backs away is like, uh, so yeah, they ask, what is the etiquette when giving a hand job in the car? This feels pretty silly, but I'm honestly asking. I'm really more interested in the cleanup part because that turned out to be a problem in the recent experience that inspired this post. We got lucky. I found some paper towels and everything was okay. But what if you don't have that? I'm breaking away from the post now to say, I think it's always a good idea in your car to have like extra napkins or paper towels or something like in the glove box or the console, not in case an impromptu handjob breaks out, but just because sometimes like if you're eating in the car and then spillage happens, whatever, you have something there for cleanup purposes or for, you know, impromptu handjob. Back to the, oh, and the other thing I think is important to keep in your car at all times is like a spare outfit.

4:20 Like even if it's just gym clothes, In case a really bad accident happens, like you get a sudden bout of dysentery or you need to change a tire and you happen to be dressed up and you need something sloppy to wear while you change the tire and back into the suit, it's always a good idea to keep a spare change of clothes in the car. Now back to the post. Found some paper towels and everything was okay, but what if you don't have that? Is the expectation that the person... is the expectation that the person giving should like to swallow it. I've got to admit, that's where my mind went. Well, sure, but at that point in my mind, it's like, well, it ceases to be a handy, and now it's turned into a blowy. Which, if you were going to do it at the end anyway, then why not just do it at the beginning? I'm applying a lot of logic to this scenario here. word lube might be uh required anyway uh goes back to asking uh what if you're not ready for that yet all right uh this person says i wasn't how else do you avoid just making a mess in the car does he open up his door and finish outside what if someone sees you don't do that That becomes, look, it's already borderline criminal, the activity that you're doing in

5:52 the car. If you open up that car door and show it to the sunshine and everybody else, that's a real crime happening now. And then they sign off by saying, thanks for indulging me. Well, thanks for indulging him. Trey, this piqued your interest as well. What is the etiquette for giving a handjob? Dan, I sent this to you for a reason. I didn't know. So I expected. I expected you to be like the Emily Post of handjobs, Miss Manners. Miss Handers. Dear Abby, what is the etiquette for giving a handjob in the car? I want to see that in the Sunday paper. All right, look, I have thoughts, okay?

6:45 First of all, ma'am, I'm assuming it's a ma'am. if you're not ready to, to receive the finishing product in, in such a fashion, then, then you have a couple options. One is you just, you just take your hand and you cover it kind of like you do when, uh, with a shaken soda bottle. Okay. Okay. it helps if you happen to have like a coffee cup in the car, that's art or a super gold cup in the case of a tray. And you can just put that over the top, kind of like you find a spider in the house. If you got that right over the top, that can contain it all pretty good. So you have to be out. So there's a couple of ways to go about it. If, if you're going to, and if you're going to engage in the, uh, the handy in the car, you need to plan ahead for these things. Hmm.

7:40 Okay. Where's it going to go when it's done? Or are you just, and there's, and this is the fun way to go about it. You can just point it back towards him. And then it looks like he just spilled something all over his shirt and his belly. You know, as the guy, if you're the recipient, the, these are things you should have thought of. Yeah. I feel you. And yeah, at the very least, you know, cover the spout. Yeah. Oh, so you're saying don't try to.

8:20 Bend it like don't try to crimp it like a water hose. Just if someone has a sock. Who has who has a random car sock? Well, if you got one on your foot, take it off. Well, that's going to ruin the moment. Hang on. I got to, I got to take off my sneaker here. Cause I hang on. I'm about to finish. Hang on. Let me take off my sock that I'm wearing. Now I'm walking around with one sock. That's no fun. You need to have these things thought of as it starts. This would be something, you know, you, you know how it ends. Hopefully, hopefully. Yeah. If it's, if it's any good. So, but you, but you said that the guy needs to plan ahead for this.

9:02 I think so. Yeah. Ultimately it's, it's yeah. There's a good chance it's going to end up on him if you don't. If you would like to harbor an environment in which the person who's giving you the hand job feels that they can do that, then you should probably think ahead and make sure that you have on hand, like you said earlier, some kind of paper towels, napkins. That kind of thing. This situation should already be thought about so that all they have to do is just reach over, do the thing, take care of it. Sometimes girls think it's fun that, you know, like a water wiggle. Yeah, where's it going to go? It reminds them of like a sixth grade volcano science fair thing.

9:49 I am convinced there is a correlation between also why they love to pop pimples. Could be. It's that release of pressure. thing, like, ooh. So, okay, I get what you're saying, Jerry and Trey. It's like, in order to, if you're the recipient here, create an environment conducive to these types of car shenanigans. Absolutely. Absolutely. Uh, which the sad thing would be is if your car's always ready for it, but then it never happens. Cause then you're just always going to be looking at that cup going like that cup sure is dry. Cause do you really want to have to explain that mess when you get to wherever you're going? I wonder, I wonder if she wonders why I always have a big gulp cup in my car.

10:44 Here's a question for you. And this is as just honest and real as it gets. At our age, do any of you foresee this actually being a problem? No. No. This was a thing for, like, you know, 20s, 30s-year-old big Dan. It was like, yeah, like, yeah, 40, 46-year-old Dan is just like, you know, just hand me the MapQuest. I mean. I'm so sorry, guys. I would never, I would never turn one down, but I just don't, you know. I don't see this being an issue. Look, every relationship is different. Obviously, as Jerry takes a long, slow pull from his Buc-ee's cup, which keeping in mind, I don't think he's actually taking any actual road trips.

11:32 He just goes to Buc-ee's as the primer for his girlfriend to know that as soon as they leave Buc-ee's, it's time to go to Yankee's. And then he just slowly turns the car around and goes back home. Not going to Hot Springs today. Today, I am your hot springs. I like that. You can use it. If you want it to happen, have an environment conducive to planning ahead, sure. Then if you're the one that's going to be giving the thing, you too should probably look around and think, okay, what am I going to do? Just think a few steps into the future. Do not ever leave the vehicle to do that. That's just super crime. You don't want that.

12:25 What is the other etiquette? I think we've covered most of the bases. Covered the cleaning up. That's the main thing. In the chat, our man Mackie, it may be criminal activity, but it's a damn fun activity. Hey, look, Mackie, you're not wrong, but let's be honest here. One law enforcement official's crime is another man's good time. Also, AAJ says, depends on how fast you're going. Diego, road trip fun can be fun. Just don't get caught by other drivers or at rest areas. That's also a big no-no. Although I will say, rest stop loving. Rest stops have come along. Sorry, unintended pun. But rest stop areas have come a long way over the years. Like, they're actually really nice now.

13:21 I've hit a number of them. Really? To pee, Trey. To pee. Sure. I'm not cruising. I'm on cruise control. I am not cruising. I love AJ in the chat for making the space in the car ready for some romantic things to happen. Why do you have that cup and napkins? Do you dip? No, I just have expectations. That, that is a pickup line in the car if I've ever heard one. All right. Do you feel like we've covered that pretty well, Trey, as far as the etiquette for a handy in the car?

14:05 All right, good. Speaking of etiquette, in the world of broadcasting, you're really not supposed to swear. And I know it's really difficult for all of us as Cowboys fans because we swear by watching the games all the time, right? But it's nice to know that even Tom Brady gets caught up. Now, Trey and I played this earlier this week. We didn't even hear the game audio during the Cowboys game, right? But Tom Brady, when Jaden Daniels turned his arm the wrong way, was all of us. Ready.

14:47 Oh, shit. Oh, no. Excuse me. Was not expecting to see that. Jerry, did you watch any of the game? I did not. Watched most of the game. Actually, watched all the game. Didn't hear in the audio because I was in a Seattle bar and the Seahawks were playing at the same time. So I missed this little gem of Tom Brady. What is it, Trey? No. Okay. Is everything okay? You had like a concerned look on your face. Yeah. Okay, cool. So let's enjoy Tom Brady one more time for Jerry here. Oh, shit. Oh, no. I was not expecting to see that. None of us were expecting to see that, Tom. But that wasn't all.

15:29 Tom Brady wasn't done. Then I think it was on Tuesday, Monday afternoon, Tuesday afternoon, something like that, was this other Jim... from Tom Brady during the Cowboys broadcast. Three touchdowns, two in the 20 yards, 24-29 on a second and long here. Rifles one, CD land. Oh, my goodness. Beauty of a throw from Dak Prescott on target. Absolute piss missile up the sideline. Sabre's still stinking in cover two. And CD settles in that hole. Martin can't get over there on time. Absolute piss missile out of Tom Brady's mouth. I mean, that is A. A, he is not wrong. B, I don't know.

16:19 I know Fox is the more fun football network, but I don't know if he got in trouble at all for calling it an absolute piss missile on the air. As much as they're paying him, they're not going to say shit to him. Don't they have dump buttons on television? Why would you dump out of that? You actually can say it. You can. It's just that typically on these games, you don't expect them to, right? There's no FCC fine here. You can say piss. I'm talking about the first one. Oh, no, the first one. Yeah, I don't think they hit the delay. They didn't hit the delay on that one. So I'm with you.

17:01 When he says OS in the middle of the broadcast, they should have dumped out of that. They didn't. I don't know why. But the piss missile thing was great just because that is raw color commentary. And because of that, Tom Brady is now my favorite play-by-play guy. I want more of this. I've said for years, and Trey, you and I have talked about this for years. because Monday night football had ratings issues for so many years after being at the top of the football ratings, we were like, you know what? Bring in some, like when they brought in Dennis Miller, I was like, no, you should have brought in Chris Rock. Like really go like crazy commentary kind of thing. And you could really have some fun with it. Saying things like throwing an absolute piss missile.

17:55 Well, you know, it's actually, it's mind boggling now that, There is a whole generation that doesn't even understand that Monday night football used to be the premier game. And now it's Sunday night football that really is kind of the premier game. And Monday night football is really just trash. It is. It's such a weird thing how that happened. And it seemed like it happened really, really fast. And I guess it was because of Sunday night football. Because as soon as Sunday night football happened, it just sucked all the wind out of the sails for Monday night football. Well, I think one of the things was, at the time, there was still a little bit of a lag of penetration between Cagle and broadcast. And so NBC was always going to be broadcast. For a while, Monday Night Football, I believe, was just strictly going to be ESPN. Now they simulcast it on ABC and ESPN.

18:51 Yeah. Yeah. And then you had the kerfuffle of Hank Williams and– Yeah. That didn't help. But Monday Night Football was already having problems before that. That just kind of threw some fuel on that fire. But yeah, I guess it was. As soon as they announced and started doing Sunday Night Football, it just killed the Monday Night vibe. I feel like we're doing a revisionist history thing. My brain's not working 100%. It's like, Was Monday Night Football on a decline already and then Sunday Night Football happened?

19:38 They had had issues with Monday Night Football just with the booth and ratings and everything else. And then I think NBC simply paid more money to make the Sunday Night game the premiere. game. And again, and it kind of was because you had the Hank Williams and I know it sounds funny, the intro, but Hank Williams was the intro forever. And then was, was Carrie Underwood, did she do Monday night? And then they hired, they moved her over to do the Sunday night. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know who, who came in and started doing it after Hank. I don't know if they rotated it with people. I want to say they rotated it with people. Yeah.

20:21 I mean, they still do. And it's kind of weird because I know, I think I saw it this Monday and it was, uh, it was the female drummer and Chris Stapleton. And then it was ludicrous. they were doing in the air tonight. They're a Phil Collins cover with, for football. And then they do singing, which Chris Stapleton, by the way, does. It's amazing how much he sounds like Phil Collins. Really? Yeah. I was shocked at it. I was like, damn, that's, that's really good. Cause Phil Collins has a fairly unique voice.

21:04 And then, and then, yeah, then it all of a sudden it's a trans, you know, Segues to a ludicrous rap in the second verse. I was like, okay. Oh, a transition. I thought you were saying they brought out a trans person to start singing. It's like, man, they really have gone the other direction from Hank Williams Jr. And now to sing the Monday Night Football theme, RuPaul. Which I'd actually tune in for that. One. RuPaul's not trans. RuPaul's just a drag queen. Drag queen, yeah. I don't know what the difference, whatever. I don't know what the differences are. Yeah.

21:45 I'll call you by whatever name you want. I'm respectful in that way. If I thought your name was Tom and you say it's Tina, I'd be like, cool, Tina. Yeah. RuPaul is just a plain old transvestite, which I feel like that's a term we've lost. That's so old hat now. It is weird to think it's like we all we all got completely accustomed to RuPaul. And who is the blonde lady? Like there was a blonde lady at one point that was sort of a drag drag queen situation. I feel like that was kind of a celebrity. Yeah. I mean, everyone. Eddie Izzard. Yeah. Eddie Izzard. Everyone was kind of like, all right, so this guy wears women clothes. Cool. We're fine with it.

22:27 I don't remember if it was which comedy special it was. But he did a whole bit about, no, I'm a transvestite, which means I just like wearing women's clothes. It's nothing sexual. That was Dressed to Kill, I believe. Yeah, I think that was. And then now, fast forward, when you have everything that just went bat-ass crazy, now, at one point, he was going by a woman's name. I think it was like Tina or something. And I don't know if he's gone... I don't know. I don't know. But like I said, I mean, if Eddie Izzard wants me to call him Edwina, if I ever get the chance to meet him and talk to him, I will call him Edwina. Be like, cool. That's no big deal. Call me Dan, not Danny. To me, it's the same damn thing. But yeah, it is really weird how like so much of society just was like cool and kind of accepted RuPaul. But then like Elliot Page, who used to be Ellen Page, and everyone's like, I'm not seeing the Odyssey now. Yeah. Weird jump, right? I mean...

23:34 It was for everybody. It's... It was an interesting casting choice. Mm-hmm. But when you think back on it, and we're not... I don't want to get off on this a whole bunch, but it's like Christopher Nolan is one of those directors that likes to work with the same people over and over again. And he's worked with now Elliot before Elin. He worked with him before as a her along with so many other people. He was just kind of like, all right, well, if I was doing the Odyssey when she was still Ellen page, I might've given her a different role, but now that she's Elliot, I'm gonna make you this guy. Cool.

24:15 And now Elliot is complaining that as a white man, he can't get any work anymore. See, it's, Careful what you wish for. All right, let's transition to birthdays here inside the treehouse. Thank you very much. Not my first day. Today is Thursday, September 24th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Jim Henson would have been 90 today. This is one of those humans I am so grateful to have lived in the era that this person lived. Jim Henson was an absolute human treasure, and I'm glad we got to live at the same time he did and got to enjoy all of his little furry creations. He passed away in 1990. Very young when you think about it. I mean, that was 36 years ago, and so he would have been 90 today.

25:24 creator of the muppets one of the creative forces behind sesame street fraggle rock the labyrinth movie dark crystal that's the only thing of his i did not like jerry knows this the dark crystal puppets creep me out. I don't remember dark crystal puppets. Google it really quick just just google dark crystal movie but while their faces just wig me out for some reason uh. If you ever want to see one of the most saddest touching things still to this day is big bird at Jim Henson's funeral. Oh, I just got chills. Oh yeah. It's, it's one of those things where from an outside perspective, you would think it would sound silly to have dressed up characters at a man's funeral. like somehow Chuck E. Cheese shows up.

26:25 You're like, that's weird and dumb. Like, unless, and like, we're lowering him into a ball pit. Like if it was the creator of showbiz pizza slash Chuck E. Cheese, be like, that seems odd. But because it's Jim Henson and Big Bird, we all get emotional. We're like, Oh God, that's so sad and touching. Well, it was, I mean, and it's God, he was one of the first ones I remember of cases where go to the effing doctor. Cause I mean, he basically died of the flu. Cause, uh, but that, I mean, we want to talk about someone who had just a significant impact on all of our childhood, Sesame street and the Muppet show. And then, and I was so Seth Rogan was trying to reboot the Muppet show and did one episode with Sabrina Carpenter. It was fantastic. And I, I really thought, and from what I read, it did, did well, uh, uh, ratings wise, I really thought they were going to do more of those and I'm disappointed they haven't because he, just the fact he nailed the opening song. I mean, just like the original, it was impressive.

27:31 I hope they do more of those. And look, because like Seth Rogen is a very busy guy and, uh, maybe they'll maybe not go back to doing like a weekly Muppet show. Like we all grew up with, but maybe they'll do, You know, maybe like a quarterly special or something like that. Maybe they'll get back into doing the occasional movie, which are some of my favorite movies as kids. The Muppets just doing anything like Muppet Christmas Carol. Sign me up. Learning the classics from the Muppets. Yeah, that's right. Muppet Treasure Island. God, Pirate Muppets. Hell yeah. Everything is better with Muppets. There's no argument about that. That is the ultimate unifier in this country. Right, left, right. conservative, liberal, Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green Party. Oh, Green Party, like Kermit. It's the Muppets.

28:20 The Muppets doing anything can bring us all together. My new therapist is Cookie Monster. Like if I'm having like a weird day, I just pull up the Cookie Monster account, I instantly feel better. Elmo was everyone's therapist there briefly for a little bit. That's true. That's very, very true. See, Elmo, it's funny. I don't remember... Elmo was a character that came on after my childhood. Yeah, we were all adults after Elmo came around. But the love and the positivity that that little red doll spits out is something we all should appreciate. Also, that voice is just super freaking cute.

29:06 I think generally why Gen X is very... Whatever, when it comes to being gay, is Bert and Ernie. Right. That was the first Gen X love couple. Like the first Gen X gay love couple was Bert and Ernie. See, I kind of think it was Statler and Waldorf. Those are two old Queens. You can't convince me otherwise. I can. You clearly haven't been around some old, you clearly haven't been around old Queens. No, you haven't. I don't think they were the original Littlerons. party, but it is a funny thought that they're up in that box giving each other handies. And they're big gulp cups.

29:49 But yeah, like Bert and Ernie, it was one of those long-standing jokes. They never said it. Did they ever actually come out, Bert and Ernie? Mm-hmm. So they're still closeted. I think actually at one point Jim Henson and his family, they still own all the rights for the Muppets and stuff. I think they finally came out and were like, no, they're just really good friends. Meanwhile, were all of us who grew up on the show going like, nah, they gay, bro. Which we were fine with because they seemed very happy. All right, other birthdays today. So happy birthday to Jim Henson, deceased though. Also deceased, Phil Hartman. He would have been 78 today. It is an understatement to say he was taken far too soon. He died. He was murdered by his wife in 1998. One of the greatest to ever do Saturday Night Live.

30:45 And as you and I, we talked about this a while back, news radio, great show that probably has a much longer run if Phil Hartman dies. Stays alive yeah you're right about that yeah i think. You're right they tried to bring in john lovett after hartman and that was. Just no yeah no contest yeah uh ross matthews is 47 tv personality who first became famous as ross the intern on the tonight show with jay leno not really sure what he's doing now i think he's like random tv hosting weird stuff now Nia Vardalos is 64. She's the writer and director of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

31:28 The only other thing that I can really remember she did after My Big Fat Greek Wedding was about 25 years later, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. No, I think they did My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 fairly close to the first one, and then it was the third one that's like 30 years later. And it was like their kid or whatever getting married. Okay, gotcha. And then Kevin Sorbo. He is 68 today. Best known as Hercules from Hercules, The Legendary Journeys, and also a show called Andromeda. And now he's mostly known for stirring up political stuff online. So Kevin Sorbo, 68 today. I like how the Treehouse chat here With our ultimate Treehouse subscribers is alive with coming up with new movies for the Muppets to do. Like the Muppets and the Furious.

32:31 Can you imagine? Can you imagine Gonzo driving one of those? Yes. Did the Muppets ever do the cannonball run? I feel like they did or should have. Should have. They need to do a Muppets cannonball run. All the Muppets in their own cars. You've got Beaker and the bald-headed little scientist. They're in a car. You got Kermit and Miss Piggy and maybe Fozzie in one. You got the guys in the band are all in the other, you know, with animal and stuff. And then I like to think that there's one Muppet car. It's just a little shrimp driving and no one else. Pepe.

33:15 Fozzie would have been a good... Dom DeLuise. Yep. I'm not even saying that they have to replace certain characters. It's just the Muppets doing their own as their characters. But no, they could fill in every role in the classic Cannonball. I can assure you this, having gone back and watched Cannonball Run. Very short on plot. So yeah, you need some of the personalities in there. Yeah, and there are also some of the stereotypes in those cars that they had in the cannonball run that the Muppets don't quite check those boxes. Like, who's supposed to play the Jackie Chan role?

33:57 I think the Sammy Davis role. Who's going to be Sammy and Dean? That's your big question. Rolf? You might hit it with Beaker and. and the scientist guy Bunsen honeydew. Um, I mean, Statler and Waldorf maybe. Oh yeah. I mean those, oh yeah. Statler and Waldorf in their own car. Absolutely. I think maybe, uh, Link heartthrob, uh, that would be, he could be the Dean Martin character. Uh, but replacing Sammy, maybe that should be, oh, maybe that should be Rizzo.

34:41 Which one was Rizzo? He was the rat. He's basically the one that Pepe has replaced as the outspoken one. So the Muppet to play the Sammy Davis Jr. role in the Muppets' Cannonball movie should be a rat? Look, you're not wrong. Playing a lazy-eyed black crooner is a different Is a difficult role to fill when you're the Muppets. You know, if you throw in, you could do Oscar and Cookie Monster might be a good Sammy and Dean.

35:23 You know what? I can go with that because Cookie Monster is eating cookies instead of drinking scotch and bourbon the way that Dean would. I feel this. Once again, we have struck gold. Hollywood needs to give us bags of money because we will make it. You give us Jim Henson's Muppets and the Cannonball Run, we will make billions. All right. Finally, finally-ish here inside the Treehouse show today, now that we're done with birthdays. We need to revisit a story.

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36:49 We told you about a Florida woman who was arrested after a traffic stop. And when she arrived at jail, deputies say they discovered nearly four grams of cocaine hidden in her jail purse. Her explanation? She claimed she had no idea it was there and suggested it must have been left behind during an intimate encounter. She went with the old someone else put it there defense. Her name was Regan Cox, still is, and her case has now been adjudicated. The woman in question in this case, the Florida woman who said that cocaine in her butt was not hers, Regan Cox, has pled no contest to the charges.

37:37 And she has been sentenced after a plea deal, 18 months probation, fined $ 700, also sentenced to 70 days in jail, which coincidentally is the same amount of time she's already served in custody following her bust in late June. So she is now copped to jail that the cocaine in her butt was in fact hers and not put there by somebody else during anal sex. So the mystery is solved. I mean, you know how they have the leg monitors that can pick up any alcohol or drugs? Think they did like a butt plug for her? Yes, I hope so.

38:26 If there's any activity in and around the anus, it's going to go off. Picks up any narcotics. I think at that point, her probation officer should start looking into either real estate or becoming a travel agent. Because as soon as you have to install a butt monitor, I think I would hit up Indeed.com and start looking for new employment. Mm-hmm. And if you can't stay out of jail with your butt plug monitor, you have a real problem.

39:16 She found a way to get it off again. I mean, or there's just, you know, talk about an abusive relationship. You have somebody that just constantly is stuffing narcotics up your ass. We love to role play, and in our role playing games, she's the one that's always the mule. God, she'd be fun at an AA meeting. God, that'd be a great share. Oh, my God. That's an AA meeting I'd even go to. Hi, my name is Dan. No, no, no, I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic. I'm just here to see this chick. I'm just here for this show, not to share.

40:02 Yeah, she would definitely be popular amongst the people that want to introduce newbies to the 13th step. Is it often that AA meetings are standing room only? Only after holidays. That'll do it for us here inside the tree house. Thank you for hanging out with us. We appreciate it. Thank you to our ultimate tree house subscribers who are still running amok with Muppet movie ideas like Muppet Fury Road. That could work really, really well. The Muppets doing all the Marvel movies. And then one of my most horrifying moments possibilities for a Muppet movie. Fifty Shades of Muppets.

40:57 All right, then. Miss Piggy strapped to a chair. We'll see you next time. Inside the Treehouse. More Muppet movies. Kermie would sound weird with a ball gag.