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What does it take to earn a 5-star review these days? Apparently, saving a man’s life still isn’t enough. In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we break down the viral story of a doctor who received a FOUR-star review from a patient who openly...

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What does it take to earn a 5-star review these days? Apparently, saving a man’s life still isn’t enough.

In this episode of The Treehouse Show, we break down the viral story of a doctor who received a FOUR-star review from a patient who openly admitted the doctor literally saved his life. We try to figure out what could possibly have been missing from the experience… complimentary mints? A gift basket? Better WiFi?

We also cover celebrity birthdays, which somehow leads to a debate over the best movies starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson — from massive action blockbusters to underrated guilty pleasures.

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If you love funny news stories, viral internet chaos, bizarre current events, celebrity debates, weird Florida news, and comedy podcasts that spiral into absolute nonsense, this episode is for you.

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Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell, and for the fourth time, I'm sorry.

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I was late. I got caught up. I didn't realize

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it was six seven minutes after our normal recording time.

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I'm sorry. There's there's, there's but, but I will not

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tolerate name calling.

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I said, if you had just been a couple more minutes,

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I'd call you Russ.

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I realize you're sidestepping by saying if, but the thought

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still entered your mind to call me Russ.

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And how dare you.

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That's the Russ you remembered working with the Russ that

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Jerry and I ended radio with you would have never

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heard from again until you got a call from someone

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saying he had passed away. Right really, and animals flying

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all over the place. Let's work from home and get

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the cat to ruin everything. You're good, Katie go away

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and she is needy anyway where he's outside laughs inside. Look,

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there's a lot of great stuff that we need to

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get to before the week closes out. But there's some

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things you just you go immediately to the front of

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the line, like this. There's a man named doctor Mark Lewis.

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He's a cancer specialist and he has recently gone viral

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on the social media for sharing a patient review which

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stated saved my life for doctor mark Lewis, but he

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only got four out of five stars. What to which

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doctor Lewis posted and said, what do I gotta do

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to get that fit star? And he ain't wrong.

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There was no explanation given, No or the four four

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out of five stars.

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No the review, it's just four out of five stars

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with the one sentence that says doctor Lewis saved my

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life exclamation point. That's it. Or out of five Google

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review four out of five stars, Google review. Wow, saved

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my life. I am. I am so sick to death

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of review culture. While keeping in mind they are important.

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They they it's a good service because a lot of

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times if you're looking at some new place of something

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or a new service, uh uh, a product, whatever it is,

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you might check the reviews just to see what it is,

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to get a little more insight on it.

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It depends, yeah, you do. You don't want to look

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at it specifically. You just want to kind of look

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at the overall people fairly happy, fairly dissatisfied, you know.

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And then when I see a one star review or

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just a really bad review, I want to make sure

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I see the content of it to see what it

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actually says is bad about the product or the service, Right,

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Like I've seen some before where it's a one star

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review because of really nothing they had to do with

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the service that was rendered. Sometimes, like I've seen some

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before where it was like a one star review and

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it's like I don't like this person, well that has

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nothing to do with the service.

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Well, coming from the bar and restaurant business people, people

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will give you a one star because they don't think

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you gave them a strong enough drink, and you didn't

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smile enough. It's like you get the same amount of

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alcohol and every drink it's you know, ah, and number

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with you, the number of people that still will think that,

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you know, it's like it's the light on the ice

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because they think that's gonna get a more booze. It

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doesn't work that way. You get more mixer.

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That's right. Yeah, it's fascinating. There's there's a place we

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go to for burgers and behind the bar they have

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a print out of a Facebook review that someone had

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left for them, and it was like a one star review,

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and their reasoning was, maybe if your bartenders had a

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little more personality, Like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize

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that the bartender's job is to entertain you. I didn't

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realize it's a show that they're supposed to put on

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to make sure you are entertained, in addition to providing

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you with a bever dan door food. What I mean? Oh,

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online reviews they have their place. They can be useful,

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but it is out of control. It is basically putting

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too much power in people's hands because there is no

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two way street here. Mm hmm. Right. I would like

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the ability. I would be happy for a business to

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review me as a customer. I think it's only fair

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if we are going to lodge reviews and stars and

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thumbs on businesses, it should only be fair that they

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be allowed to do the same to us as customers.

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That was really something I thought about when I was

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driving for Uber. Briefly, you get these drivers in, you know,

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and they say whatever, and it's like you were a

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deck dude.

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Well, that's the thing with some of the ride shairs

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is you do have a rating as a customer. So

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some of these ridehair companies have it figured out as

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far as like, hey, this person is a good rider,

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is a good fair to pick up, and if you're

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a shitty customer the right the drivers can rate you

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as such and therefore makes it harder for you to

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get you know, served on that platform. That's the way

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it needs to be across the board, yes, because otherwise

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you can go online and just start downvoting businesses that

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you don't like for one reason or another. Like right now,

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Tara and I are trying to plan a trip and

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we're looking at Airbnb, We're looking at Furnished Finder. We

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saw a review of a place last night where a

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guy gave a two star. I'm sorry, it was a

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three out of five stars. The review was really great,

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but he took two stars off because he said it

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lacked curb appeal. You're staying in a rental unit in

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the back of somebody's house and you're taking off stars

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for curb appeal. You're not buying the house, you're renting

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space out of it. Why is curb appeele even involved

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in this? So that's the kind of thing that businesses

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are dealing with, which is at the end of the day,

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is idiots.

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Well, and unfortunately that's one of the biggest problems is

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with let's say uber uh, it's transactional. You they know

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who you are, and you know you're leaving a review

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of that driver. That driver's leaving a review of you.

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You go to a bar restaurant's That is the worst

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thing about it is you can do it completely anonymous.

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Yeah, you can absolutely just roast a place because for

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stupid reasons, a lot of times that don't even And

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here's the other thing, this is one of my biggest things.

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Always look at the time for a bar restaurant, look

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at the time stamp. When the review was was left.

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If it is left after midnight, that person is drunk

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and probably and keep in mind that they were probably

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cut off or kicked out because they're drunk.

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That's very astute. On the flip side of that, if

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it's a glowing review for a bar after midnight, then

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you know they had a good time, so that might

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be the place to go. So I love the way

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you approach that, Trey.

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Yeah, timestamp is one of the biggest things, because the

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people that own the Ivy, they were absolutely, I mean

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so hyper sensitive about reviews. It's just ridiculous. And people

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would leave a bad review at three am because basically

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they weren't happy with the way they got you. Because

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the law in Texas is you don't serve after two

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All drinks are raked after two fifteen, and everyone's supposed

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to be out the door. Now out the door is

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a lot of times for the bars safety. And so

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then you can start closing up, pull the cash out,

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handling money, everything else. But at a certain point, because

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drunk people don't listen, and they'll sit there and they'll

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talk and everything else, and then and you warn them

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five times. But then at two fifteen when you can

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buy and grab their drink. They want to fight you

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over it. It's like, no, you gots to go.

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Mm hmm, Like you don't have to go home, but

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you can't stay here.

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Come back in nine hours we'll open back up. You

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can resume this, but for now you got to go.

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And not only all of that, but also if they

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never physically close out the tab and then you have

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to do it for them and an auto gratuity gets placed,

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then they then they'll start flipping, you know, lids and things.

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It's like, well, you had ample opportunity to do this

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and you didn't. So it ultimately boils down to consequences

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when it comes to some of those things. But it

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really does seem like so ride shares, Airbnb. You can

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rate the customers from the business side eban's actional thing.

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You you rate the celer rates the buyer, buyer rates

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the seller.

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Nice. It's fair, It's absolutely fair. As opposed to let's

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use COOKEDFW are sponsor Roofing and Restoration Cook DFW Roofing

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I need a quote on you know, some roof patching,

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and for whatever reason, Jerry just doesn't like anything. Daniel said,

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you know what actually scratched this. There is a real

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life example I can give here are old pal Russ.

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I was working with a real estate company at the

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time doing commercials on the radio, and he wanted that

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company to come give him an idea of resale value.

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I know, I know, Trey, I know.

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As Russ's former realtor. I I I bet I can

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guess where this goes.

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So Bill Nelson, quality real estate broker in North Texas,

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goes over to Russ's house. This was the fris This

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was the big Frisco house, the one that he spent

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over three million dollars on. H Yeah, and uh. Bill

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goes to the house along with a contractor and works

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with for some of his own properties to give an

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honest assessment, right and uh. He goes in tells Russ

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what he tells him. Russ comes in later that day

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and tells me, I think that real estate guy you're

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working with is uh is he's corrupt or something like that,

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Like he's no good. You can't trust that person. There,

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there's something wrong there. He's like, you do what you want,

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it's your endorsement, you know. But I just want to

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let you know I don't think he's you know, above board.

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And I'm like, why do you say that? Well, he said,

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I need a quarter of a million dollars worth of

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repairs and upgrades in my house to get it ready

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for the market, or I have to sell it at

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a loss. And I said, yes, treas he your hand.

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Let me guess all the all the flooring had to

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be ripped up.

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That is accurate. That's the one that's exactly where we

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had to do that.

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It was previous two houses.

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The massive curtains that covered up the huge windows that

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also were attached to the floor needed to be replaced

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basically because his dogs had peepeed and poop pooed on

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all of it because he was lazy and it just.

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Oh, I mean listen his first house and plano that.

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And this is just when he had Abby, the little chihuahua.

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We had an issue with all the flooring needing to

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be ripped up because you know, he just let her

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pee anywhere. I mean, I was at least smart enough

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when I got Daisy that I pepad trained her so

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if I missed something, I at least, you know, she

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just went on the pad, no big deal. And then

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South Lake when then he had four dogs. Mm hmmm,

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same thing. And and then it got into the issue

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of treating the slab because the urine had soaked in.

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That's Did I ever tell you the story about I

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went on a job interview and this is a big

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life insurance company and the head of the DFW market,

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which is I mean, your senior VP, that he had

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looked at Russ's house to buy the Cliff Trail. So

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he looked at my resume and everything else, and he's like, oh, okay,

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you know, he's like, it's funny. I looked at his house.

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I was like, oh, the you know, said the address. Yeah,

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he goes, Yeah, that's the one he goes. He goes.

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The real estate agent made us sign confidentiality agreements, non disclosures.

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We couldn't tell who it is. Had to be very private,

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you know. He said, it's a very discreet celebrity. And

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he said, first he goes, we can look at the house,

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and he goes, it's gorgeous, but it's like the dogs

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like they had peede everywhere. It's like all all the

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flooring had to be ripped up and those were, you know,

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especially in the first floor, handscraped hardwoods, not cheap and

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kind of the same thing. He said his contractor told

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him between two hundred and fifty and four hundred thousand

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dollars to get the place up and at that point,

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and it also a lot of this stuff was twenty

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years old, so it had become a little dated. Yeah,

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But then the funniest part was he goes, so, then

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we're leaving and he goes, this guy comes pulling up

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in a batmobile and he gets out of the batmobile

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with a letter jacket that says Russ Martin on it.

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He goes, Yeah, I could see he really is discreet.

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goes to my point about how online reviews are out

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of control, because Russ could have left a review for

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that real estate broker saying, you needed a quarter of

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a million dollars at least in repairs to get this

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home ready for market, or you're going to have to

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sell it at a loss. Russ could have then reviewed

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that broker and said this guy is not to be trusted.

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Blah blah blah blah. One star. He told me, I

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have to have a quarter of a million dollars worth,

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and that's just that, that's insane. I don't remember. And

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someone could see that and be like, well, I'm not

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going to use that company now. It would only be

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fair if the broker then could respond back it's like

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you are awful. Now you can, as the business respond

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to the review and say, well, I appreciate your feedback,

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but the reason why I said that, or the reason

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why this interaction happened was because of A B and C.

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like this guy sucks. Sometimes you can refute some of

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those reviews and they might be taken down, but sometimes

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they can't. And so you as a business owner have

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to decide, well, how do I want to respond here

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or do I respond at all, especially if it's just

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more of a personal attack.

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Or and this is where you know what was one

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of the great scams of the twentieth century, and then

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it developed online to the other great scam of the

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twenty first century. In comes the Better Business Bureau, who

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someone can complain to the Better Business Bureau and you

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know they'll arbitrate your claim. But if you join their membership,

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more likely to give you a favorable outcome, and then

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that leads to Yelp and you know which why by

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the way, better Business Bureau. Basically they're franchises just FYI.

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They're independently owned and operated. But there is no big giants,

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not one company.

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There's no big BBB and Yelp.

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for a price. Uh, you know you can, and you

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can try to just be stuff with Google. It takes forever,

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and your chances are it's gonna get You're gonna get

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bored before you see any outcome.

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a cancer specialist saved a guy's life and the guys

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the guy shows gratitude by going to Google and leaving

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a review four out of five stars. Doctor Lewis saved

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my life, leaving doctor Lewis to wonder what I got

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to do to get that fifth star? And according to this,

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studies have shown that most medical reviews for online review

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platforms aren't even based on outcomes. They're based on things

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like wait times, parking, or overall experience. Just imagine you

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saved someone's life, but they only give you four out

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of five stars because they didn't like the parking situation

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Back inside the Treehouse now, I'm Dan along with Trey

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and Jerry. Today is Thursday, May seventh, twenty twenty six.

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Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Eagle Eye Cherry. This

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is a guy, not just a band. He is fifty

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eight years old today, Save tonight. Eagle Eye Cherry fifty

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eight years old. Not entirely sure, but I think that

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might have just been his only hit, good old nineties

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one hit wonder. Brecken Meyer turns fifty two years old today.

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Breck and Meyer fifty two. We were talking recently about

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National Lampoon's Senior Trip that I know Trey has not seen.

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Breckon Meyer was the star of not Senior Trip.

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I forget.

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This was the one where he had sent the accidental

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sex tape to his girlfriend at another college. So he

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was at Ithaca and his girlfriend was at ut and

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so the accidental sex tape with Amy smart Ah get

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sent to ut and he has to get in a

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bus with his buddies, which included DJ Qualls. That was

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his first movie, The Road Tall Skinny, Gangly Guy. It

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was road Trip. Was that National Lampoon or is it

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just road Trip?

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I think that's just road Trip.

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So road Trip they got to go to Austin and

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get that tape before before his girl friend does.

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He was one of those people in the nineties that,

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uh he had a bunch of He was like the

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second guy. I mean, he was in Clueless. He was

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in uh yeah, Franklin, Oh Franklin and Bash.

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Oh there you go. So yeah, Breckenmeier turns fifty two

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years old. The Road Trip movie. That would be a

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fun rewatch for us inside the Treehouse for Our Treehouse

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Renews on Patreon. That would be an interesting one never

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seen it. In that case, that might actually be one

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for a live watch since Jerry's not seen it. We'll

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figure that out. That beings real quick. That being said,

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National Lampoon's Senior Trip starring a very young Jeremy Renner,

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that Trey and I talked about this week. I pulled

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a clip that we are going to experience from that film,

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and that's going to happen on the Treehouse super Plus

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episode on Patreon today. So that's that's happening, and it

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is stunning because Trey's never seen that movie. So when

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I play this clip, his eyes are gonna pop out

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of his head. What was it, Tray? You were gonna

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ask Jerry?

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Oh, I was gonna tell Jerry, spare yourself. Don't go

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back and watch Porky's.

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See. Now, here's the problem. You're we're already reviewing Porky's

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and and I haven't even had a chance to see

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it yet. I got a new TV and it doesn't

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even know what the freeb TV app is, so like

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we're reviewing it before we've even viewed it.

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I'm spare okay, Dan. This is where most most people

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appreciate the heads up on don't waste your time watching

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a movie. You are the exception to the rule. There

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is nothing you love more than to waste your time

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watching a bad movie. It is one of the pinnacles

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of your life.

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Okay, hang on. Just because some of what you said

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is accurate, that doesn't mean all of what you said

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is accurate. The point of the Treehouse review is to

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rewatch a film that we liked when we were younger,

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to see if it holds up, and share our experiences

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and reviewing it on whether or not it holds up.

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You're so excited to tell us how bad it is,

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you can't even wait for us to actually record the

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episode where we're supposed to share the information. Go do it, guys,

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hang on.

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Being that you can't get the movie, I really feel

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like we're gonna scrap Porkys, and with our attention span,

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I feel very confident we'll move on to something else

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before you actually figure out and watch Porkys. So in

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case Jerry could watch it, I'm just giving him the

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heads up of, Hey, your time is better spent doing

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other things. It's just it's it. It just isn't that good.

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Because I did find it on YouTube. I just haven't

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started watching it yet, but like Revenge of the Nerds,

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I'm sure it's not going to have all the racier stuff.

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So here's here's number one. A lot of the stuff

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in Porky's was funny when we were kids. It's just

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it's played out. The other thing that makes Porky's very

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interesting is there's also there's now this is nineteen eighties

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social commentary, because remember it's based in the fifties, so

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there are some awkward, you know, some awkward dialogue about

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race and religion that, like I said, it's just it's

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just it was. It's it was funny at the time.

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It's just not it's just not that entertaining, gotcha. But

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if you want to watch it, you knock yourself out.

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We'll see what would be fun rewatching Porky's. Or are

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knocking myself out? Who says we can't do both? Anyway?

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I Reckon Meyer fifty two. Today, Tracy Lord's is fifty eight. Wow,

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one of the few who have made the jump from

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adult film in the mainstream. She is fifty eight years old,

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which is very important her age because when she broke

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out onto the adult scene, she wasn't of legal age

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yet she was sub eighteen, I want to say, in

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her first film, her first adult film, she was like

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fifteen or sixteen. I think she was sixteen. Yeah, and

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she had lied about her age allegedly to the producers.

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And that was stuff that was out there when we

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were growing up. You can't find it now, but when

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we were growing up, like, oh, Tracy Lauras, Oh, she's

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like seventeen. What So anyway, she made the deleap from

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adult film over in mainstream films, and one of her

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biggest mainstream roles was the very first vampire in Wesley

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Snipe's Blade movie. Do you remember that opening scene tray

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where he goes into like the vampire rave and it's

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all vampires and he's followed. It's so, what happens is

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there's a guy that gets lured into this vampire rave

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by a really interactive blonde he doesn't know is a vampire.

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That's Tracy Lord's yep. I don't know what's going on

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with the new Marvel Blade situation, but it is really

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it is. When you go back and watch just that

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opening scene of the very first Blade movie, it's hard

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to argue how good that movie.

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Is said that that's ah. I never even saw the

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second the other ones, but I need to go back

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and watch that first one. So good, so.

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Good, soundtrack was amazing, soundtrack, performances, the story, it was.

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All good, the actual good. And that that opening scene

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in the Vampire Rave with the blood coming out of

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the sprinklers, that was cool. But also near the end

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when it's Wesley Snipes versus Stephen Dorf as guys like

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the big bad final Vampire, and right as Wesley Snipes

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gets his vampire juju back and he gets his sword

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00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:15.119
in hand and hits the tip of the sword on

463
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:20.920
the concrete. That was peak cinema for me. Speaking of

464
00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:26.319
peak cinema, The Rock is fifty four today, what is

465
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:31.400
your favorite Dwayne the Rock Johnson movie? Someone please say

466
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:42.799
Skyscraper or the Time I've never seen it.

467
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:44.359
I think I'd have to go with Jumanji.

468
00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:48.640
Those new Jumanju movies are a lot of fun.

469
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:55.599
However, I will I for what it is. I enjoyed Skyscraper.

470
00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:01.559
You don't get to cast any stone me ever, my

471
00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:02.759
lovely film.

472
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:08.680
Again, I said, for what it is, I'm not trying

473
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:10.680
to see. This is the difference, Dan, You'll try to

474
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:12.160
sell us on bad movies.

475
00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:17.440
No, I very much will do the disclaimer. I similarly

476
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:23.400
believe for what it is, the American Ninja franchise is classic. No,

477
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:25.200
for what it is.

478
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:34.839
Okay, Skyscraper was a B movie, good action scenes, you

479
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:41.599
know it was. It's the rock. American Ninja is just bad.

480
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:45.039
It's just bad for every bit of it.

481
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:47.920
It's a different era. We're talking about the eighties versus,

482
00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:49.160
you know, the twenty first century.

483
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:52.759
We weren't there for the dialogue in American Ninja. No

484
00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:56.000
one was, Jerry. That's not why we were there.

485
00:30:56.240 --> 00:31:00.759
Trust me that that script had very little talking, and

486
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:10.319
the talking that it had didn't help at all. All Right,

487
00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:12.319
So I think I'm with you, Trey. I think probably

488
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:17.359
my favorite Dwayne the Rock Johnson movie. I'm trying to

489
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:19.039
run through a bunch of them in my head at

490
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:23.839
the moment. Yeah, I think the Jumanji movies, those reboots,

491
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:27.839
those are those are really really good. I'm his Jungle Cruise.

492
00:31:28.279 --> 00:31:31.680
I really enjoyed that. There's something to be said about

493
00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:34.200
that that that was kind of enjoyable. I'm with you, Jerry.

494
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:38.960
It's got Emily Blunt, it's got the Jesse Plemons, you know, did.

495
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:40.680
You ever see Red one?

496
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:42.359
Yes, yes I did.

497
00:31:44.279 --> 00:31:44.920
I enjoyed that.

498
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:51.720
What's the other one. I'm trying to think of the

499
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:57.440
Rock that was I surprisingly liked. Ah, I'm brain farting

500
00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:57.640
it now.

501
00:31:57.720 --> 00:31:58.480
Whatever Red?

502
00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:02.200
Notice that was good. That was good.

503
00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:05.240
I've never seen any of the Fast and Furious, and

504
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:06.799
I will go to my dre.

505
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.680
With I used to be able to say the same.

506
00:32:10.279 --> 00:32:13.640
So I've seen two of the Fast and Furious movies.

507
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:17.759
One is the Hobs and Shaw movie, which I thought, well,

508
00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:22.400
since that's an offshoot, it's not part of the mainstream

509
00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:26.400
Fast and Furious movies. But the one Fast and the

510
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:30.720
Furious movie I did see was Tokyo Drift.

511
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:40.519
I have seen ten minutes of one of the Fast

512
00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:44.839
and Furious movies, and that was it was some they were.

513
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:49.599
One of them is like towing a ten by ten

514
00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:55.240
safe and they're sling it all around, and I mean,

515
00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:58.200
it's just the dumbest thing I had ever seen.

516
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:04.039
So Fast and the Fear should also be subtitled suspension

517
00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:08.319
of disbelief, like just just let it go. It might

518
00:33:08.319 --> 00:33:14.039
as there's some scenes that I've seen, like clips Fast

519
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:16.559
and the Furious that I have seen where I've thought,

520
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:19.000
you know, I've seen things in Star Wars that are

521
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:22.240
more believable than Fast and the Furious.

522
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:26.039
They at least paid some attention to the laws of

523
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:27.519
physics in Star Wars.

524
00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:34.559
But also, if vin Diesel is a staple in You're

525
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:36.079
from movie franchise, it sucks.

526
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:40.960
That's not fair to Guardians of the Galaxy. Yes, okay,

527
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:44.079
that is the that is the mega. He found his

528
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:44.759
place there.

529
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:49.640
That that's just his I mean him saying three.

530
00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.680
Words, and it makes me angry to know how much

531
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:53.839
money he's made.

532
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:58.000
Fifty two million on I am grout. I listen. Yeah,

533
00:33:58.119 --> 00:34:01.559
voice work fine, but you're not counting. You're not relying

534
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:04.759
on his acting abilities. He's his face is not in

535
00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:05.400
the movie.

536
00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:11.719
Trilex No, okay.

537
00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:20.719
Jerry, not unless it's a Lord's movie. You're in the

538
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:21.519
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539
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:28.719
Visit us online a Treehouse on Air dot com.

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543
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544
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I mentioned it just a little bit ago, but I

545
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550
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Thank you very much for being here.

551
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:12.760
We appreciate it.

552
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:18.400
Oh, I almost forgot. I can't leave this one off.

553
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:26.119
I would like everyone to pull out their twenty twenty

554
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:29.559
six Bingo cards and let me know if anyone has

555
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:34.480
comic Kazi dolphins on it. Does anyone have comic Kazi

556
00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:42.360
dolphin on your twenty twenty six Bingo card? Jerry, no

557
00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:47.719
at me either, Uh, Trey, did you have comic Kazi

558
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:50.079
dolphins on your twenty twenty six Bingo card.

559
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:53.239
It's one of many things that have happened recently that

560
00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:55.719
it were not on my twenty twenty six Bingo card.

561
00:35:56.119 --> 00:35:58.800
And it's funny to think that, you know, we're almost

562
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:01.679
halfway through this year and it already feels like it's

563
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.119
been eighty eight years. It's like the little old lady

564
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:10.000
in Titanic. We're not even halfway through this year, and

565
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:12.639
there's no way that we could have had a pre

566
00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:16.599
filled out Bingo card and come anywhere near hitting any

567
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:18.960
of the stuff that has happened so far this year.

568
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:23.519
So it's it's like bingo cards for the year, aren't

569
00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:27.360
your normal pre made cards. It's really just about just

570
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:31.280
kind of filling in the bingo card as things happen.

571
00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:36.880
Like handful of years ago, it was murder hornets. You're like,

572
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:39.119
what is that. I've never heard of a murder hornet.

573
00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:44.960
Now we've got things like Kamakazi dolphins, cocaine sharks, things

574
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.679
that don't make any sense, and there's no way you

575
00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:51.000
could predict them. For all the credit noster Namous gets

576
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:56.719
fairly or unfairly, unless I've missed something. I don't think

577
00:36:56.760 --> 00:37:02.679
nostro Namous ever correctly predicted cocaine sharks, murder hornets, and

578
00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:06.719
he's sure as shit did not predict kama Kazi dolphins.

579
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:08.159
Or maybe he did see them in a vision and

580
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:10.000
just decided it was time to put down the quill.

581
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:13.320
Even though sster Damas said, you know what, I'm not

582
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:15.880
writing that down. No one's gonna believe me. That's right.

583
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:20.760
Here is in fact the real Kama Kazi dolphins and

584
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.119
how it came about for twenty twenty.

585
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:27.840
Six kind of clarify these reports of Kama Kazi dolphins

586
00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:29.599
that we've heard about.

587
00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:35.119
Real quick, could you guys see that? No, okay, see

588
00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:39.320
it now. So this was at a press conference a

589
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:43.320
couple of days ago from the Pentagon, and this is

590
00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:46.239
I believe it's the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Dan Kane,

591
00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:50.880
along with the Secretary of War Pete Hegseith and a

592
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:55.119
reporter I believe from BBC is asking about kama Kazi

593
00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:57.400
dolphins being used in the strait of her views?

594
00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:01.559
Can you kind of clarify these reports of Kamakazi dolphins

595
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:02.320
that we've heard about.

596
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.159
I haven't heard the Kamakazi dolphins thing.

597
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:07.440
It's like sharks with laser beams.

598
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:12.480
Right, freaking laser beams on their freaking foreheads.

599
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:16.000
I I I give I give General Kine here a

600
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:19.119
lot of credit. It's, you know it having a good

601
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:22.920
sense of humor. It's not necessarily modern pop culture, but

602
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:27.519
it is a pop culture reference that he understands. Look,

603
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.559
I imagine once you reach the level that he does in

604
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:34.920
the military, you have to consider all options. And sharks

605
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:38.840
with laser beams, Kamakazi dolphins. Look, these are not new things.

606
00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:41.320
These are things that were tested out, you know, in

607
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:46.039
wars past, so it's you know, it's just interesting.

608
00:38:46.039 --> 00:38:48.119
So it's allegedly trained dolphins to do shit.

609
00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:51.760
Mm hmm. There was the story I told you guys

610
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:55.079
about there was a training facility or a testing facility

611
00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:57.159
on the island of Saint Thomas and the US Virgin

612
00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:02.400
Islands about you know, testing dolphins and their interactivity with humans.

613
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:06.400
And it was a CIA operation. So yeah, trades like

614
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:10.440
Russians using dolphins, Americans using dolphins. We use dogs every

615
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:15.639
single day in the military and police trade. You know

616
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:19.159
how this came up, the Kamakazi dolphin question, I.

617
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:23.880
Have no idea. I figured it's just some internet rumor

618
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:26.639
that got spread.

619
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:30.000
Maybe that's what it is. And it was something, you know,

620
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:35.679
interestingly enough or compelling enough that it needed to be

621
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.280
asked in a Department of War press conference.

622
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:42.280
Can you kind of clarify these reports of Kamakazi dolphins

623
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:43.400
that we've heard about.

624
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:45.920
I haven't heard the Kamakazi dolphins thing.

625
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:48.519
It's like sharks with laser beams, tray.

626
00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:52.280
But leave it to Pete Hexitt that go will not

627
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:52.719
hang on.

628
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:56.320
I can't confirm or deny whether we have Kamakazi dolphins,

629
00:39:57.000 --> 00:39:58.159
but I can confirm they don't.

630
00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:06.000
Thanks Pete. Well, look, look, if someone's going to ask

631
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:10.639
the question, I think strategically it makes sense that you

632
00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:14.639
don't deny the existence of kamakazi dolphins, because if you're

633
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:17.840
in a war or a conflict, I think you should

634
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:20.280
instill fear in the enemy whichever way you can. So

635
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:23.920
if that means just planting the seed in their brain

636
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:28.480
that we may in fact have kamakaze dolphins, we may

637
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:32.760
also have land sharks hauling around in sixties and grenade launchers,

638
00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:36.280
let's not deny that. Let's just let the enemy think

639
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:41.000
it's possible. So this is one of those strategies I

640
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:42.199
actually applaud.

641
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:48.360
If reporters are dumb enough to ask the question, then

642
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:53.000
bravo to the General and hexath for giving dumb answers.

643
00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:58.119
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

644
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:02.119
So, in addition to kamikazi dolphins and whether or not

645
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:05.440
those were on your twenty twenty six bingo card, did

646
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:13.280
anyone have iguana trafficking on your twenty twenty Look, norug,

647
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:19.039
there's drug trafficking, there is human trafficking. And leave it

648
00:41:19.079 --> 00:41:22.239
to the state of Florida, of course, to give us

649
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:23.559
iguana trafficking.

650
00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:31.360
Who who what why?

651
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:36.719
A routine traffic stop in central Florida No surprise turned

652
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:41.960
bizarre when state troopers found thirteen live iguanas zip tied

653
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:43.920
together in the bed of a pickup.

654
00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:49.320
Are there They're a nuisance? In Florida.

655
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:55.719
Florida Highway Patrol says the driver was pulled over after

656
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:59.960
officers noticed a trailer with no license plate light. During

657
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:02.880
to stop, troopers searched the vehicle and discovered the iguanas

658
00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:05.920
bound at the legs, along with several coolers filled with

659
00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:09.920
iced tilapia. The driver, identified as thirty two year old

660
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:14.079
Rinden Casildo Acidel, was arrested for driving with a suspended

661
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:18.000
license and was also found to have outstanding warrants. He

662
00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.920
reportedly told officers he had driven from North Carolina to

663
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:24.280
Florida to pick up coconuts and fish before heading back north,

664
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:28.519
a story that troopers were not buying. Wildlife officials took

665
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:31.519
custody of the iguanas and what I hope is the

666
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:35.400
fourth installment of the taking franchise. They were then turned

667
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:41.079
over to a local rescue shelter. Investigators said additional charges

668
00:42:41.119 --> 00:42:49.719
related to the animals could be filed iguana trafficking. Thank you, Florida. Yeah,

669
00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:54.440
those were coconuts. Brother, Well, he may have gotten the

670
00:42:54.440 --> 00:42:58.039
coconuts still, but it's just like he said, he came

671
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:01.239
to Florida for coconuts and fish. Somehow got attracted to

672
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:02.880
the iguanas, incided to take some.

673
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:05.920
And you're gonna take him to another state so they

674
00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:08.079
can just be an absolute nuisance there.

675
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:11.760
I guess. I mean, look, I know some people eat

676
00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:14.000
the iguanas, and at one point there was a guy

677
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:16.079
in Florida as they were falling out of trees, he

678
00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:21.519
was turning them into tacos. So I mean, it's it's

679
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.440
just weird that he's zip tying him and putting in

680
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:28.960
the bed of the pickup. And since this is Florida,

681
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:32.119
I'm really afraid to find out what his intentions were

682
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:34.039
with zip tied iguanas that were alive.

683
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:38.599
He's gonna dress him up a little cowboy hats on him.

684
00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:40.719
Right, It's gonna do a show.

685
00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:45.519
Traveling iguana circus.

686
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:58.320
Hello, probably get the soup For all things Treehouse go

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