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Nov. 27, 2024

Ghost In The CERN Machine | Wednesday 11.27.24

For once, Cowboy's fans have had enough and aren't going to the Thanksgiving game, you'll be shocked at the ticket prices.  Some parents are mad at Netflix for "normalizing" divorce, FEMA tells us what to do in the event of a nuclear bomb, efforts to...

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Nov. 26, 2024

For Guys Who Like Handjobs | Tuesday 11.26.24

We start off learning about something they're adding to knock off perfumes, then a bar that's having a nude Thanksgiving, Jaguar's new ad campaign and the direction they should have gone, RIP Chuck Woolery, what Jerry was staring at back in their...

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Nov. 25, 2024

A Very Kashmir Christmas | Monday 11.25.24

We start off this holiday week with crotch cocaine, then learn about a new form of sexual harrassment, find out if we're Premature Decorators, learn about Kashmir Christmas, unhappiness leave, and monkey art.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS:...

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Nov. 22, 2024

Off the Rails!! | Friday November 22, 2024

Today in the Treehouse: Netflix in trouble for 'legendary failure', we talk about a video we shouldn't talk about, our new therapist, Raj still hasn't seen Stranger Things, and could you land a plane? Plus we talk about Jerry's celebrity list and his...

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Nov. 21, 2024

Hamsters on a Plane | Thursday November 21, 2024

In this episode, Dan is convinced Tyson Paul fight was rigged. Medical TikTok is back with terrible advice. What does a real T-Rex sound like? And is this the most adorable flight delay ever? Links:...

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Nov. 20, 2024

Crazy Fart Matrix | Wednesday 11.20.24

We start off today with the new gummy popsicles that look very phalic, the world's worst tequila heist, a guy smuggling bugs, Raj's holiday cards where he and his dogs have matching sweaters, Trey tells a story about a night with Bo Derek and Wayne...

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Nov. 19, 2024

De Treehouse! De Treehouse! | Tuesday 11.19.24

We start off talking a little about the Paul vs Tyson debacle, then talk about a South Carolina teacher who felt harassed by a hug, how many push ups for the world record, a world record for breast milk and why we wouldn't make good parents, and end...

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Nov. 18, 2024

Billy The Kidd | Monday 11.18.24

Raj is away today so we're joined by our old friend, Billy The Kidd @billyontheradio.  We catch up with him and talk a little radio, then talk about a mom who got arrested for her kid walking less than a mile into town, dying in a tanning bed, robbing...

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Nov. 15, 2024

Wait, Who's Into Butt Stuff? | Friday November 15, 2024

In this episode we talk about Spirit Airlines' rather aggressive business plan, Australians, how to act when your spouse goes missing, Trey's 4C Movement, and we get derailed by Dan's knowledge of Sinéad O'Connor. Links:...

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Nov. 14, 2024

Dan Puts His Foot Down | Thursday November 14, 2024

Today we talk about sausages, we rank the top Trump appointees, cybertrucks still suck, the sexiest man of the year, and a VERY colorful fellow. Plus: Did Dan get a puppy? Links:...

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Nov. 13, 2024

Red Was Here | Wednesday 11.13.24

We start off talking more about the North Korean soldiers in Russia and their willingness to die.  Would you want to go back?  Then we learn about digital detoxing, what Germany is doing to racoons, a Florida massage parlor bust, and a Louisville...

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Nov. 12, 2024

Are You A Never Pooper? | Tuesday 11.12.13

We start off by talking more about the escaped monkeys in South Carolina and an interesting Versus arises: Outbreak vs Planet of the Apes.  Dan then tells us about doing yoga, we find out what a never pooper is, contemplate going on a 4 year cruise,...

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Nov. 11, 2024

That's Not A Water Pik Dan | Monday 11.11.24

Happy Veteran's Day!  Thank you to all who have served.  On today's episode, we learn that Lamar Odom is getting back together with a smarter version of Khloe, Dan tells us abouit he and Tara's love of Water Piks, monkeys escape in South Carolina, we...

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Nov. 8, 2024

Infinite Monkey Theorem | Friday November 8, 2024

In this episode we talk about the '90s, frosted tips, monkeys making MacBeth, what a group of North Korean troops do in their off time, and when the ambulance chases you! Also, how to pick up chicks! Links:...

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Nov. 7, 2024

Churn the Vote! | Thursday November 7, 2024

What forgotten voters turned the tide in the Presidential election? Can we switch to the Metric System? Do you know the three levels of drug operations? How NOT to side hustle. Plus Throwback Thursday: How LBJ orders pants! Links:...

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Nov. 6, 2024

It Was That Clown! | Wednesday 11.06.24

It's the day after the election, so we talk about it and Election Stress Disorder.  Then, Dan pulls out with John Lithgow, we learn how to be a winner from an unlikely source, learn about a Walmart employee who shouldn't have walked in an oven, and...

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Nov. 5, 2024

Fool Me Once.... | Tuesday 11.05.24

It's Election Day so we start off talking about Raj's stolen phone, then we learn about a surfer at Bathtub Beach in (you guessed it) Florida who got bitten by a shart a SECOND time.  Then we learn about a guy getting runover by a Camaro, what Bryan...

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Nov. 4, 2024

Everybody is Trippin | Monday 11.04.24

On today's show, we start off with a woman who survived getting struck by lightening, then why schools want to ban Crocs, moms tripping on shrooms, Ayahuasca, and a drunk woman stealing an ambulance.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS:...

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Nov. 1, 2024

Cinnamon Toast WHAT?!?! | Friday October 25, 2024

Today on the show: Tarantino thinks Todd Philips IS the Joker, Russia takes a cue from Dr. Evil's playbook, birthdays, and there's a tornado in WHAT county? Links:...

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Oct. 31, 2024

Ginger Demon | Thursday October 31, 2024

Today on the show: We talk with Rebekah Black about Shatner's face, ping pong balls, a creepy doll that just won't go away, and a whole bucket of red flags. Links: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/87111/stories-behind-8-horror-movie-masks...

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Oct. 30, 2024

Jerry's Celly | Wednesday 10.30.24

We start off with a Hot Pocket assault and discuss Trunk or Treat.  Next we ask the question, would you buy a murder house?  And then Jerry drops a bomb on us that is truly shocking.  We play a game of Halloween versus and talk about Employees of...

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Oct. 29, 2024

Who Doesn't Love Fireworks | Tuesday 10.29.24

We start off realizing we're getting old, Dan however is getting cottage cheese old.   Next we talk about a survey of people's biggest fears and the new and exciting way to say goodbye to loved ones.  We play another game of Halloween versus, choose...

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Oct. 28, 2024

What On A Plane? | Monday 10.28.24

Raj is somewhere in the Nevada desert, so it's just Dan and Trey today.  They start off talking about a party Trey worked, then discuss the newest reason to be scared to fly called super rats.  Fiesta Texas had some issues over the weekend too.  We...

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Oct. 25, 2024

Tan, Hairless, and Full of Cream | Friday October 25, 2024

Today on the show: Return to sender, no boogers were eaten, when your civic duty gets in the way, and Fishy Friday!! Plus, you'll never think of Twinkies the same way again... Links:...

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