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Non-Stick Colon | Wednesday September 24, 2025
Sept. 24, 2025

Non-Stick Colon | Wednesday September 24, 2025

We start off today's show with the IG Nobel Prize Awards, which are basically the idiot version of the Nobel Prize celebrating the stupidity of science, and it doesn't disappoint. We also talk about Charlie Sheen and what it...

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Tossing Just Feels So Good | Tuesday September 23, 2025
Sept. 23, 2025

Tossing Just Feels So Good | Tuesday September 23, 2025

We have a big show today. We start off learning that tossing is really good for you, especially if you have ADHD, then we learn about a tiger trainer who tried to get that tail one too many times, and we have the return of Ta...

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4 Inches Is Too Big | Thursday September 18, 2025
Sept. 18, 2025

4 Inches Is Too Big | Thursday September 18, 2025

We start off today discussing a huge cheating scandal in rock skimming and why 3 inches is just right, then we discuss why turning old malls into GenX retirement homes is a good idea, and how long could you survive in the qui...

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How To Make Your Dating Profile Better | Wednesday September 17, 2025
Sept. 17, 2025

How To Make Your Dating Profile Better | Wednesday September 17, 2025

We start off today with more pumpkin spice, but this time giving your ass that PS fresh feeling which leads to Dan giving tips on how to make your online dating profile that much tastier. Then we talk about a new "Pay to Wip...

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Dan's Got A Pretty Mouth | Tuesday September 16, 2025
Sept. 16, 2025

Dan's Got A Pretty Mouth | Tuesday September 16, 2025

Welcome to the new and improved Treehouse Podcast. We start off today with Dan and Trey having a competition on who can be less manly with their Starbuck's order: Trey's Cinnamon Dolce Latte or Dan's PSL addiction. Then, we...

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Ding Dong Dead in a Ditch | Friday September 5, 2025
Sept. 4, 2025

Ding Dong Dead in a Ditch | Friday September 5, 2025

Today we have a Priest who got caught doing a bit of the old 'Forgive Me, Mistress, for I have Sinned' gets his digital devices back, minus the good stuff. Also, family friendly boobs and we learn some cool trivia from Raj! O...

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Stupidest Story of the Year Already? | Thursday September 4, 2025
Sept. 3, 2025

Stupidest Story of the Year Already? | Thursday September 4, 2025

Two dudes taking turns shooting at each other... AI matchmakers... One of the guys responsible for breathalizers drives drunk gets to take one... Sigh. PLUS: More Cowboys Anonymous The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy ...

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Tits So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades | Wednesday September 03, 2025
Sept. 3, 2025

Tits So Bright, You Gotta Wear Shades | Wednesday September 03, 2025

We start off today with a story about a toilet baby at Burning Man, steps 9 & 10 of your Cowboys Anonymous program, light up titties, Raj has a girlfriend, and an update on the serial butt sniffer. But first, birthdays! The ...

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Diary of a CE(A-HOLE)O | Tuesday September 02, 2025
Sept. 2, 2025

Diary of a CE(A-HOLE)O | Tuesday September 02, 2025

We start off with a Polish CEO who steals a hat from a kid, steps 7 and 8 of your Cowboys Anonymous recovery plan, Talkback Tuesday and one racist listener. But first, birthdays! The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy p...

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If SHE thinks of it, it's ok | Monday September 01, 2025
Sept. 1, 2025

If SHE thinks of it, it's ok | Monday September 01, 2025

Happy Labor Day! We start off today talking about the Cowboys trading Parsons, Cowboys Anonymous, places not to go on a first date (according to women), screwworms, Top 10 Comedy movies, and more Cowboys. But first, Birthda...

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Under the Orgy Dome | Friday August 29, 2025
Aug. 28, 2025

Under the Orgy Dome | Friday August 29, 2025

What stupid do we have for you today? Burning Man orgy ruined by weather, a rousing game of 'Would You Rather', Dan discovers something about himself, and Jerry can't do alcohol math. PLUS: More steps from Trey's 'Cowboys Ano...

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Bump Warts | Thursday August 28, 2025
Aug. 27, 2025

Bump Warts | Thursday August 28, 2025

We can't tell what the biggest news of the day is: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged, deer are now on the list of mutant animals, or good 'ol Uncle Herschel returning to the Cracker Barrel logo. What have we becom...

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Bare Beating | Wednesday August 27, 2025
Aug. 27, 2025

Bare Beating | Wednesday August 27, 2025

We start off today learning about bare beating, power point dating, SWA is going to start charging large people for two seats, and the Dallas Police Department has a new recruiting tool...YeeHaw. But first, Birthdays! The Tr...

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Old Prison Nightmares | Tuesday August 26, 2025
Aug. 26, 2025

Old Prison Nightmares | Tuesday August 26, 2025

We start off today thankful that Raj has returned with no GSWs from Tulsa, and Dan is thankful that it's pumpkin spice season while the rest of us are happy it's football season. Next, we learn about a British Airways flight...

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Long Nuggets | Monday August 25, 2025
Aug. 25, 2025

Long Nuggets | Monday August 25, 2025

We've got a big Monday show today. Starting off with zombie squirells, covid flu, a woman causes a flight to be grounded in a very disgusting way, long nuggets, and Raj's trip to Tulsa and we get hear about his big date from...

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Bangkok Tickle | Friday August 22, 2025
Aug. 21, 2025

Bangkok Tickle | Friday August 22, 2025

What's the show like today? Grown-up sleep-away camp, where folks eat radioactive Walmart shrimp, and men cuddle each other. Yup. PLUS: Why is it so hard to get good seafood on an island? The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based ...

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Alotta Fagina | Thursday August 21, 2025
Aug. 20, 2025

Alotta Fagina | Thursday August 21, 2025

GenZ are graysexual and not drinking... the world is not ok. PLUS: She has how many whats? The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their...

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Big Wiener Problems | Wednesday August 20, 2025
Aug. 20, 2025

Big Wiener Problems | Wednesday August 20, 2025

We start with a shocking Believe It or Not, then we hear more about Raj and his upcoming date, we go head over heels for a big shower fall, dangerous waterfalls, a drunk teacher, and BIRTHDAYS! The Treehouse Show is a Dallas ...

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An Alien for Thanksgiving? | Tuesday August 19, 2025
Aug. 19, 2025

An Alien for Thanksgiving? | Tuesday August 19, 2025

Trey is in Las Vegas, and Las Vegas is in decline. Also, NASA is tracking a mysterious object headed for Earth, is Taylor Swift hinting at a Super Bowl performance, Treehouse Talkback Tuesday, and BIRTHDAYS! The Treehouse Sho...

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Bitters and Boobs | Monday August 18, 2025
Aug. 18, 2025

Bitters and Boobs | Monday August 18, 2025

We start off today talking about Trey's experience at The Datey's over 35 event and dating in general, the worst ride along in an F-15 possible, Bitters and Boobs, and Christian Slater. But first, Birthdays! The Treehouse is...

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Roman Globetrotters | Friday August 15, 2025
Aug. 14, 2025

Roman Globetrotters | Friday August 15, 2025

In this episode, we Friday a little too hard. Frankenbunnies, the ancient Roman Bigfoot (Shaq is immortal), a young social media influncer stuck in the one place Spirit Airlines WON't go, Superman is an illegal alien, and Tra...

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Got A "Woman" for You | Thursday August 14, 2025
Aug. 13, 2025

Got A "Woman" for You | Thursday August 14, 2025

Dude looks like a lady... if you don't look too hard. A little muckraking is good for your relationship, and your dog could pay some bills for once. PLUS: Death and taxes, what happened to Tim Tebow, and Trey is going to a me...

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Pacifiers, Loofahs, and Wonder Woman | Wednesday August 13, 2025
Aug. 13, 2025

Pacifiers, Loofahs, and Wonder Woman | Wednesday August 13, 2025

We start off today learning about the latest craze of adult pacifiers, Trey's shower habits, little people doing big things, Sorority Tok, and Dan and Trey geek out over Marvel and the crap that is the Fantastic Four. Dan a...

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A Panty Dropper Not A C Blocker | Tuesday August 12, 2025
Aug. 12, 2025

A Panty Dropper Not A C Blocker | Tuesday August 12, 2025

We start off today learning about an STD outbreak in Mississippi, why you want a panty dropper, Elmer Fudd's cousin in a diaper, and Talkback Tuesday. But first, Birthdays! The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast a...

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