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March 12, 2025

Once You Pop The Beatin Don't Stop | Wednesday March 12, 2025

We start off the show with a story about a PIO who got the chance of a lifetime, then a woman who beat a man with a pringles can, some listener voicemails, the worst Top 10 Baseball Movies list of all time, and how you can get a guy you can cry...

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March 11, 2025

Pickin A Winner | Tuesday March 11, 2025

We pick a good one to start the show off with, a man in China picked his nose really hard, then we learn about ChaChi the human cannonball, a woman who wanted to get off a plane really badly, how you can be a roadie for Gene Simmons, and we throw in...

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March 10, 2025

Daisy VS The Virgin | Monday March 10, 2025

We start off with the mind boggling topic of people who eat styrofoam peanuts.  Then, we have Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga join us.  She is the woman who has been in the news because she is a 34 year old virgin.  We talked to her about her choices...

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March 10, 2025

Bonus Segment With Lauren Harkins

We ran out of time on the regular podcast, so we're putting this out if you'd like a little more of our conversation with Lauren Harkins @itslaurenciaga

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March 6, 2025

Cute and Cuddly Terminators | Friday March 7, 2025

You want stupid science? Brain shrinking booze, non-Newtonian robots, and the first step to bringing back the wooly mammoth is... fluffy mice? Yup. Stupid. Plus: fashionable butt-cracks and ill focused vengeance. All in today's episode! LINKS:...

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March 5, 2025

Gorillas in the Fart Cloud | Thursday March 6, 2025

What do Mavs ticket prices, illicit footjobs, tapeworms, and gorilla farts have in common? Absolutely nothing... except they're all in this episode. LINKS: https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/gorilla-flatulence...

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March 5, 2025

The Florida Man Games | Wednesday March 05, 2025

We start off the show with this scary thought:  Has Florida become self-aware?  Because they now have The Florida Man games.  Then we learn about a girl suing her school because she graduated but can't read or write, tooth in eye surgery, a woman who...

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March 4, 2025

The Black Pope | Tuesday March 04, 2025

We start off the show with this PSA: Don't call it a comeback, Dysentery is making news again.  Then Dan depresses us with a list of the worst foods you can eat (all the good stuff), then we discuss the declining health of Pope Francis and that leads...

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March 3, 2025

Yo Soy Martillo de Pancho's | Monday March 03, 2025

We start off today's show talking about an 18 year old girl who is mad at her boyfriend and spray paints his car, but it wasn't his car, and of course this is in Florida.  Next, we have a listner point out that the fine law firm of Jim Adler runs...

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Feb. 28, 2025

Finish Him! | Friday February 21, 2025

Today the boys talk about when flirting becomes cheating and big fun on the airlines. Plus, with a name like hers, it's got to be a happy ending! Join us, won't you? LINKS: https://www.tiktok.com/@mdg650hawk7thacct/video/7445565282782940446...

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Feb. 27, 2025

Bring Out the Olives! | Thursday February 27, 2025

We got a brawl at the sex mansion, we got a serial public urinator, we got a kidnapper that's bad at what he does, and we got sweet, sweet, glaring hate. What more could you ask for? LINKS:...

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Feb. 26, 2025

Give Em The Sticky Eye | Wednesday 02.26.25

We start off today learning about a guy who got DUIs in the same spot, at the same time, by the same officers, on back to back nights.  Then we learn about the latest trends in baby names, learn about sticky eyes, a Florida woman trying to adopt a kid...

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Feb. 25, 2025

Things To Do On The Toilet Besides Brushing Your Teeth | Tuesday Febr…

Did you know people brushed their teeth on the toilet?  We didn't and, quite frankly, it disturbed us.  Then we wonder why they don't have something like a car wash for our bodies.  Next, we look back at an early 90s Sizzler commercial and wonder what...

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Feb. 24, 2025

Oprah-Chicago's Plump Beaver | Monday February 24, 2025

We start off today talking about a woman who has a fear of ketchup so bad she equates it to a gun, then we talk about puffy lips and fake eyelashes, Lily Phillips isn't pregnant, a woman who kills her husband over breakfast, and Oprah's plump beaver. ...

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Feb. 21, 2025

Pre-sucking Daddy Duck | Friday February 21, 2025

What do you call a plump beaver? How did the Hooters waitress avoid jail time? Would you pre-suck your candy before using it for revenge? Get the answers to none of these questions and more, today in the Treehouse! LINKS:...

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Feb. 20, 2025

I Make Cows Squirt | Thursday February 20, 2025

We start off talking about BBQ python videos from Florida, then we discuss the Delta plane crash in Canada and listen to some audio from one of the passengers.  We then talk about Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue hinting that they're pregnant after each...

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Feb. 19, 2025

Dan's Fairy Butt Mother, Dr. Strappleburger | Wednesday February 19, …

We start off today with Kim Kardashian as your Fairy Butt Mother, then we learn that even the mafia has a problem with GenZ, and then we learn about what's going on at CERN from Dr. Astrid Stuckleberger, and that leads us into a rabbit hole of...

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Feb. 18, 2025

Where's Allen Funt? | Tuesday February 18, 2025

We start off today with video of Trey's future wife going HAM on a truck and then here her perfectly logical explination why.  Next, we find out why Selena Gomez had a bathtub of queso, learn that Goonies 2 is really happening and what role Corey...

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Feb. 17, 2025

Things Not To Do High On Meth | Monday February 17, 2025

We start off today with the life lessons of things not to do high on meth, then we discuss croc sport mode, bombs on a playground, Naked, leglless, and Afraid, and a game of Versus.  But first, Birthdays! The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy...

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Feb. 14, 2025

A Valentine's Day Massacre | Friday February 14, 2025

Get ready for a stabby bride to be, the price of love, calling out of work horny, and what not to do early in a relationship. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! LINKS:...

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Feb. 13, 2025

The Portable Glory Hole | Thursday February 13, 2025

Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mowing down mailboxes, another guy illegally hunting from a port-a-potty, audio of the Titan submersible...

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Feb. 12, 2025

She Thought She Turned The Oven Off | Wednesday February 12, 2025

We start off talking about why OnlyFans won't let Bonnie Blue show her record breaking gang bang, then a blind guy who gets a gun permit, a woman who taunts police and gets caught, Certified Joy Instructor, and a funeral home that burned down.  But...

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Feb. 11, 2025

The Age Defying Penis | Tuesday February 11. 2025

We start off today talking about the billionaire who wants to live forever and his data about his son's penis, and how to get a youthful looking penis.  Then, we discuss going on a first date on Valentine's Day, a woman who ran into a tank, eating...

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Feb. 10, 2025

The Big Game VIX | Monday February 10, 2025

We give you our thoughts and insights on the game, the commercials, and the massacre at halftime.

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