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Oct. 24, 2024

Those Poor Nerf Balls | Thursday 10.24.24

We start off in the oddest of places, Aaron Rodgers is a booger eater.  Which leads us to a gross discussion.  Then, because we weren't sure already, we figure out that we're old and Dan has memories of playing with Nerf balls.  We discuss Sky...

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Oct. 23, 2024

Peaches Sticky Fingers | Wednesday 10.23.24

Dan forgot Raj's birthday again.   We begin by introducing you to Peaches Sticky Fingers, then we find out what elf names we would have and tell you where to find the cleanest bathrooms in the country.  Then we hear the sad story of Nova who died...

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Oct. 22, 2024

Leprechaun Dookie V | Tuesday 10.22.24

Since Dan forgets, Happy Birthday Raj! We start off talking about the Krapp Strap and then we discuss the rerelease of Green Day's Dookie on very weird formats.  Then we hear a story about a woman suing her former company because they didn't get her...

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Oct. 21, 2024

You Are The Beer, I Am The Cooler | Monday 10.21.24

We start off today talking about all the changes in technology that GenX has seen and the scarring done when having to teach our parents how to use email and the internet.  We then go down a Roadhouse rabbit hole, and realize that they have not made...

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Oct. 18, 2024

I Think Therefore I Drink | Friday October 18, 2024

Today on the show: Florida has had enough of hurricanes, big ass snake fossil, robo-fingers where the Sun don't shine, smart people drink more, a unique traffic stop, and a pole dancing GILF! Links:...

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Oct. 17, 2024

Jeff Krilley's Dong & Jerry Jones' Mouth | Thursday October 17, 2024

Klandles, really cool space news, and Elon Musk is an 'I Robot' fan? Links: https://nypost.com/2024/09/24/lifestyle/now-you-can-dress-up-as-a-sexy-ozempic-shot-for-halloween-is-anyone-surprised/The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy...

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Oct. 16, 2024

RIP Robert Adolph Beam | Wednesday 10.16.24

We start off by finding out how many kids is too many for Trey where Megan Fox is concerned, then we find out that women need more sleep than men.  We then take the time to remember Robert Adolph Beam, a true legend.  And we end the show talking about...

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Oct. 15, 2024

Costumes for a Halloween Lemon Party | Tuesday 10.15.24

We start off by getting a little more history on the captain who was rescued floating on his cooler, we then talk about idiots shooting at FEMA and Raj had never heard of The Cajun Navy.  Then we discuss what's popular for Halloween costumes this year...

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Oct. 14, 2024

BJ and The What? | Monday 10.14.24

We start off talking about Hurricain Milton and the stories that have come out of it, like the guy who strapped his house down.  Then we see a very interesting and ironic mugshot, talk about candy smelling feet, reimagine BJ and The Bear, and talk...

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Oct. 11, 2024

Who Creamed This Coconut | Friday October 11, 2024

Will AI kill us all? What do you do about 100 raccoons? Who names criminals now? Would the guys record and rewatch their dreams? Find all those answers and more in this episode! Plus: Coconut the domestic albino possum! Links:...

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Oct. 10, 2024

Do You Eat Ash? | Thursday October 10, 2024

We tell the rest of the story of the widow who ate her husband's ashes, hurricane Milton needs a new name, and do you know what a 'Pumpkin Pounder' is? https://www.redcross.org/...

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Oct. 9, 2024

I Won't Have What She's Having | Wednesday 10.09.24

We start off today by talking about a wedding Trey officiated, then we talk about a bizarre story where a woman finds out her late husband was cheating and does the oddest thing.  They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and The Running Man with...

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Oct. 8, 2024

How Is Dan On TV? | Tuesday 10.08.24

We get Raj back today, so we start off by seeing how our buddy is doing and find out how sick he was.  Then we have the illustrious Steve Noviello on the show to talk about his 19 different shows, including Last Call With Steve Noviello that has our...

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Oct. 7, 2024

Radiohead Sucks | Monday 10.07.24

If you love Radiohead, this episode is going to make you angry.  We also talk about the blue alert that woke up all of Texas (and how to turn the alerts off on your phone), the fact that twat waffles are hoarding TP again, the latest fashion trend,...

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Oct. 4, 2024

An Urn Full of Popcorn | Friday October 4, 2024

Advice to change your life, no casseroles, everything old is new again, and birthdays!! (Dan got his wife's wrong) Links: https://www.tiktok.com/@adhdorganized/video/7390780648077675822...

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Oct. 3, 2024

Soft Serve Steve! | Thursday October 3, 2024

Adultoween, Presidential beach day, Raj tells a secret about Carl's Corner, and HOW IS BUCCEE'S NOT #1?! Links:...

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Oct. 2, 2024

Dallas is Great for (Fetish) Dating | Wednesday 10.02.24

The website Fetish Finder has released a survey of great cities for dating, and Dallas is near the top of the list.  So if you're single and not dating, you clearly don't have enough fetishes.  We then talk about why apple picking isn't a great date...

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Oct. 1, 2024

Batman Is For The Bathroom | Tuesday 10.01.24

We start off talking about movies and Dan gives the best explination ever on the difference between Marvel and DC.  We then are amazed at how much Corey Feldman makes and that his soon to be ex-wife is so greedy and we learn about a Utah man who filed...

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Sept. 30, 2024

Treehouse Roadshow | Monday 09.30.24

We venture out to Shakertins in Arlington for a Treehouse Roadshow.  We discuss how exactly you put your dearly departed loved ones in space, what people listen to while gardening, a woman who got arrested for a second time for assault with a sex toy,...

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Sept. 27, 2024

Who Wants to Go to Space? | Friday September 27, 2024

Raj is back in treehouse! Can the boys make him feel better after such a hard week? Also, SHARK!!! Links: https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/03/07/a-private-company-will-send-your-ashes-to-the-moon...

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Sept. 26, 2024

Mourning Beer | Thursday September 26, 2024

Raj is back, but can Dan and Trey make him feel better? Is brunch a manly endeavor? And why is the Secret Service on the phone with tech support? Links:...

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Sept. 25, 2024

8 1/2 Jones | Wednesday 09.25.24

Today we find out that Johnny 5 is indeed alive and in Lubbock working for the police.  We then ponder the life decisions one must make when your bucket truck is stolen and you're in the bucket.  We also get a glimpse of Nikki Glaser's premier on...

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Sept. 24, 2024

Demurely Decompressing | Tuesday 09.24.24

We start today's show off by talking about the word demure and why it's gained popularity on social media.  We love irony.  Then, the Titan sub has been in the news again and we talk about the problems people who worked on that project might have and...

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Sept. 23, 2024

Jerry Can't Help Himself | Monday 09.23.24

Jerry Jones is in the news again, and this time he's really tripped over it and we're certainly here for the long and not so short of it.  We also discuss a problem in Limerick Ireland and Oklahoma can't let Florida get too far ahead in the stupid...

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