What Happens in Thailand… Should Stay in Thailand, The Guys Trip That Ended a Marriage

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0:57 It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the tree house. Everything come out okay, Trey? Yes. That was one of those nature called and I realized I could not take a message. You're going to take this call. Yeah. When you have that feeling and there's like a hotness to it You know, you have a limited window to get to the toilet. Yep, yep. No, I feel you. I had one of those myself earlier today, so I get it. It's like you... The older we get, the more armed with wisdom we are.

1:51 And part of what comes with that wisdom is knowing when you're about to... yourself and you've only got a certain amount of time before you uh before bad things happen so while uh uh aging does. Yeah before you're sitting in your own mess and questioning all your life decisions. Yeah everything i've done has led me to this moment where i'm sitting in my own poop But yes, I mean, the older we get, there are some disadvantages to it, you know, like the grunting and things when you move around, especially if you've been sitting for a while. But there are some good things that come with aging, experience and wisdom, things like that will hopefully keep you from pooping yourself.

2:43 It's knowing the knowing that's what's helpful. If you say so. All I know is you said, uh, I got to go. And I knew what you meant. And I was like, I'll be here. I'll, I'll scroll. I'll scroll Instagram for a minute. You go take care of what you got to take care of, buddy. Yeah. Well, that's one of those things, you know, this with, with age, I've, I've always struggled with regularity and it gets worse with age. And so I have to take medicine and sometimes I, it's a coming and there's nothing you can do about it. So you just make haste.

3:27 Before we jump into, uh, a boy's trip question, the, uh, we started watching the pit recently and I, yeah, loving it. We are already, we're almost at the end of the first season and we just started watching it like four days ago. And if I remember correctly in the very first episode, one of the new interns or whatever opens up a curtain and, And on the other side of it is a large man who had a stomach obstruction who is now relieving himself, number two, on a bedpan in the bed. And Darren and I are just like, man, I get it. You're in kind of an emergency situation. But, man, I'd be real self-conscious about, A, doing it in a bedpan, and, B, the only thing separating me and the rest of society is a sheet, is that little curtain going around the bed.

4:22 i look if if it were up to me i would go into a deep dark cave to do that somewhere i can you know with good wi-fi obviously somewhere where i could be completely alone and no worry about anyone hearing or smelling anything so the idea of having to poop in the middle of an emergency room. Yeah have a Have they already introduced the black guy with the drinking problem? Yes. Yeah. I think he got his first appearance in the first episode when they were like, BAC 420. And everyone's like, oh, my God. And, you know, Noah Wiley's like, yeah, no, that would kill you and me. But to Louie, that's just happy hour.

5:12 Reminds you of people? It does. Yeah. It very, very, very much does. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, welcome inside the treehouse. Okay, so you sent a number of wonderfully juicy things that we get a chance to talk about today. And the first of which is, I can tell you right now, if you were to ask me if I wanted to take a boy's trip to Thailand, I'm not going. Partly because my wife won't let me. And also because I couldn't blame her if she said no. Because if any guy says, hey, man, you want to take a bros trip to Thailand? I would be like, why? Like, we could just go camping or something in Colorado. Why do we have to go to Thailand?

6:06 I mean, it's supposed to be beautiful. And all sorts of... This is another thing with age. I can think of reasons why, you know, I'd like to go to Thailand that are don't, don't involve a morally questionable decisions. But I'll tell you right now, if you tell people that you as a 52 year old man, you're going to do a solo trip to Thailand, people are going to make some assumptions. And that's, that's fair. Um, but I, I mean, I would, I would give it to see, there's a lot of things, but Yeah, especially if I was 20 years younger and a bunch of guys were like, hey, let's go to Thailand, then yeah, you know that legally and morally questionable things are going to happen.

7:02 Absolutely. Now, if I said something like I was going to some Eastern European country like Lithuania or some place that have a shortage of men, then. And hot women didn't know exactly what's going on. Yeah, but that doesn't sound as bad as Thailand. It doesn't. It's the same principle, but no, it doesn't. Yeah. Well, Lithuania doesn't have the same stereotypes associated with it. And I've seen that things going around social media as well. I think it was either Lithuania or Latvia. Latvia, yeah. Yeah, it's like the women in Latvia... outnumbered the men like two to one and they just can't find anyone to marry and it's a photo of like these beautiful women so i get it.

7:53 And that's it that's becoming a thing in a lot of places as our as our birth rates decline uh and there are more and more articles about how especially men 50 plus are just choosing to be alone fed. Up But yeah, going to Latvia to be the one in the two to one ratio is different than like, hey, bro, you want to go to Thailand for the weekend, which is what one guy did. So imagine this. Imagine you. I love I love these stories. I don't know if this was a am I overreacting? Imagine you've been with your boyfriend for two years and you genuinely love each other.

8:37 He goes on a boy's trip to Thailand. gets a new room massage, and pays for sex with escorts. Then he comes back and tells you everything instead of hiding it. What would you do? He called it an experience. So I guess he's trying to justify the action, saying it was a life experience. That's the reason why I did it. But I love you, baby. Shut up. Ha ha ha ha ha. Shut the f * * * up. Good God, man. You can tell her you had a great time. You don't have to tell her you had the best time.

9:24 Okay. Play this out, because... No, you don't... I'm trying to think. It's like, okay, you go for a massage, and all of a sudden it becomes, you know, there's a naked woman sliding up and down... on you okay maybe you say oh wow honey I didn't expect it I told her to stop. But it happened so fast and she was so slippery that I just couldn't you. Know yeah my my face was down I couldn't see anything I had no idea she disrobed and was going to do that. I still, I'm still going to err on the side of shut the up. But yeah, past that, because I don't think it matters wherever you, I don't culture anything. If you pay for sex, it's generally frowned upon. Uh-huh.

10:21 Generally. Yes. Yes. I think that is a universal thing that, uh, that, that, that is going to piss your woman off. If you, you paid for, for sex. Yeah. I, I, I tried to think about maybe where, where are these, because I don't think if you're in the United States, you're going to just hop on a plane and go to Thailand for a boy's trip. Cause I, And I think that's a 14, 15 hour flight, something like that. So I'm assuming this is European, you know, somewhere that, that away. Yeah. But why in the would you tell her why? I mean, unless your buddies, unless there's video that, you know, is about to be posted online. That's one of those things, you know, you, you take a blood oath with your friends.

11:15 We will never speak about this ever again. But maybe take that blood oath before you get it on with tie hookers, because I don't know if I want to be mixing blood with my boys afterwards. No one's good. Again, unless you have some, you're a part of some very odd culture. That's just not something you brag about. Yeah. Let's just let's have fun with this. Let's pretend that this was a boy's trip from from Dallas. We're both from Dallas. Let's pretend it happened where like the boy's trip. They left Dallas, went to Thailand. They went for a week and they came back and the guy was like, hey, baby, I had a great time. It was so good. I got an oiled up sex massage and it was so good. I decided to keep doing it the whole trip. And it was a great experience.

12:04 Five stars on Airbnb. There's practically zero chance of her finding out what happened. With the exception of, like you're saying, unless you're being blackmailed by somebody or they got video, it's going to come out. Because it's not like there's the chance of your girl running into your Thai Nuru hooker at Whole Foods. No. Unless you're going to get blackmailed, And like, if you use your real name credit card and your buddy's got pictures and videos of you, shut the up. Yeah.

12:50 Don't, don't write a check to the hookers. Don't Venmo them. Just, you know? Yeah. I mean, did you, did you, in the memo line of the, of the Venmo, did you, did you put, you know, hookers and blow? Yeah. You're not supposed to do that. You don't, you don't put new room massage. You don't put sex with hookers in the memo line of the check. When you, first of all, don't write checks to hookers. I don't even think they take checks. Um, yeah, there's buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. I'm not victim blaming here, but I do want to point out that if your, if, if, if your man says, Hey baby, me and the boys are going to Thailand for the weekend or the week, whatever. I don't think it's just going to be lounging around a pool or going to that beach from that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, no.

13:59 If you're super, if you got a group of guys, if you were super into history and archaeology, And or chefs. Maybe. Yeah. I still, I think in general, I think you're going to need to take your spouse and then you can say, hey, we're going to spend the days doing archaeology and sightseeing stuff, but you can just stay at the resort and have your own massage. Yeah, exactly. Look, there are certain boys trips you can take that really won't come with many questions or assumptions.

14:41 I've got a buddy of mine who's big into. Hunting, right? And so he's taken a trip. He took a trip to Argentina a few years ago because they don't have the same regulations when it comes to dove hunting. Dove are like locust in Argentina. You can't. So yeah, it's white wing and it's unlimited. It's legendary hunting. I mean, that is an experience I hope to have before I die is to go white wing hunting in Argentina. Because literally you can shoot as many as you want. You have a guy with you that you just hand him the gun. You have multiple guns and they just reload, boom, back and forth. It's supposed to be one of the great epic hunting experiences, bird hunting. Yeah.

15:28 So, I mean, if you tell your lady, hey, baby, me and the boys are going to Argentina for dove hunting. specifically white wing hunting, she's going to be like, cool, go have fun. She's going to have no interest in that. Also because Argentina doesn't have the same stereotypes associated with it that Thailand does. So, whereas if you say, hey babe, me and the boys are going to Thailand, she's going to be like, the hell you are. You should be anyway. I don't know if it still has the same stigma, but It would almost be like, hey, honey, we're going to take a boy's trip to Tijuana. Mm-hmm.

16:09 Really? What are you going to do down there in Tijuana? Tequila. Uh-huh. Hookers and blow. Mm-hmm. Also tequila, because one's the drink and one's the name of the hooker. Yeah, same thing. There are certain cities where you're going to be like, no, you're not going to go do that. Tijuana has some certain connotations to it. If you tell your lady, hey, me and the boys are going to Vegas this weekend, she's probably not going to be too excited to hear that either. Certain things you can get away with when it comes to boys trip stuff, but others you're asking for trouble. And if the boys trip is truly epic and you get to do all the things and all the people that you wanted to do that you've ever dreamed of, you don't come home and show her the scrapbook of it.

16:58 No. You take some throwaway selfies with some street vendors and some statues and go, oh, we just looked around. It was a cultural trip. Yeah. Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get your free roof. inspection and property review scheduled the website cookdfw.com i'm going to say some scary words daniel super el nino and the effect that is going to have on weather especially in the north texas area.

17:47 You know You're right. And we just are officially in going into the super El Nino. The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year, or shall we say on El Nino. So there are some differences, speculations, nothing is set in stone. This is not a guarantee that we're going to have a deluge of water. for the next year. I mean, that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey, we might have a wetter than normal. We could have more storms. It could be just a lot of rain. We all need to go out and build arcs. I don't know.

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20:01 name will be put into the drawing to win the Cook's Cowboys ticket. So call them today, 833-COOK-DFW or the website cookdfw.com. Back inside the treehouse, I'm Dan, he's Trey. Today is Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026. You want to celebrate with some birthdays? All right, looking ahead here, it's a big, big day. Tom Felton is 39. He is probably best known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films. So yeah, keep that in mind. The kid that played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films is almost 40.

20:49 As if other things on a daily basis don't make you feel old. That one will. He also had a turn as a guest spot in the Flash TV series. I remember that. Emmy winner from Orphan Black and She-Hulk, Tatiana Maslany is 41. I never watched She-Hulk. It was okay. Look, it got seriously review-bombed, and some people said they hated it, and it's like, well, I mean, I was okay with it. I didn't love it, but I certainly didn't hate it. My favorite part is when she hooked up with Daredevil, and Daredevil had to do a walk of shame. That was funny. I like that.

21:33 Speaking of the MCU, Avengers Endgame returns to theaters this week. Is it already this week? It's already this week. I got to get my bladder ready because the first time I saw it, I purposely dehydrated myself so I didn't have to pee because that movie is three hours and three minutes. And now they've got some additional stuff in it to bridge the Avengers Endgame directly into the new Doomsday movie coming out in December, which means the Avengers Endgame movie we go to the theater to re-see might be slightly longer, which means I have to dehydrate in advance of the film.

22:14 Why can't they do intermissions? They really should. Please give us a pee break in the middle, especially in a movie that we've all already seen. Please, please, please. Because you're really running the risk of getting a UTI. Well, in this day and age where theaters struggle to begin with, I don't understand. And most movies are now, I feel like two and a half hours is kind of a standard length now. Give everyone a break where they go pee and then inevitably they'll go to the concession stand and spend more money. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Look. I'll go in there and I'll re-up on snacks. I mean, honestly, if you think about it, you could go to a 10.30 in the morning Avengers in-game screening, right? And if they do an intermission, not only am I going to go to the bathroom, but I may also just straight up get some lunch during that break. And I'm absolutely going to spend more at the concession stand. I don't know why they don't do it. Three hours and three minutes. I'm trying to think of movies when we were younger that were considered really, really long for the time. And the first one I can think of is Dances with Wolves. That came out in 1990. That was three hours and one minute. So

23:50 two minutes shorter than Avengers Endgame. And I don't remember if that had an intermission in it or not. But that was a hugely long movie back then. Costner was famous. He had a run where he made some really epically long movies. Yeah. That's an interesting question. I'm trying to think what were considered really long movies at that time. I mean a three hour movie dances with wolves. That was, that was unheard of at the time because you're right. I mean, back in those days it was, it was, it was pretty drastic for any movie to be over two hours. Most movies were in like that hour and a half window.

24:38 Two and a half hours was at one point an extremely long movie. I need to look up as I remember. I remember the joy luck club. My mom wanted to watch that really bad. That came out in 93. Joy Luck Club was two hours and 19 minutes. And when my mom made me watch that one night, I thought it was forever. Titanic was really long. Ooh, what was the runtime on Titanic? I know it was over three hours. Three hours, 14 minutes. You know what's crazy about that, though?

25:18 I think I saw that movie like four three or four times in the theater, along with everybody else, because by the end of its run, it made the most money in the history of films. I feel like JFK was really long, too. What is it with Kevin Costner and these long-ass movies? I'm telling you, he had a run. Yeah, three hours, nine minutes. We're kind of answering our own question here. The Mailman, I think, was also really long. The Postman?

25:59 The Postman, yeah. I never saw that one. I think because I was like, no, I'm good. I don't want to see Kevin Costner deliver mail. We're kind of answering our own question because Avengers Endgame doesn't have an intermission and neither did any of these movies, if I remember correctly. The one movie I do remember going to that had an intermission was Gettysburg. That was the Civil War kind of reenactment thing, star-studded cast. And that, I think, was like a four-hour movie. And it had a legitimate intermission right in the middle of it, which at that point it definitely needed. But yeah, Avengers Endgame back in theaters this weekend. So start getting your bladders ready now. Are you going to go back to the theater and see it?

26:45 Yes. Same. I'm excited. I can't wait. Like I told you, I went back and rewatched everything, so I am primed and ready to go. Yeah, I am going to watch Infinity War, and then I am going to go see Endgame in theaters. You know what? Now that you mention it, I might actually do the same thing. Even though I just rewatched everything, rewatch Infinity War to prime myself one last time. Yeah. So it's a big week for movies. Other birthdays today. Scott Baio is 66. Chachi from happy days and Charles from Charles in charge because he's in charge of our days and our nights.

27:34 Yeah. God, you want to talk about someone who was just, he had a run of being sex symbol. Is that? Yeah. Yeah, I think he was. 80s and 90s, Chachi and Charles. And then his career just nosedived. At a certain point, I'm pretty sure Willie Ames said, hey, man, you need some money. Because at least Willie Ames had Bible Man money for a little while when Scott Bale was like, man, I'm hard up. Yeah, I don't know. And not that I really cared enough to know. I mean, I know later on people really didn't like his politics, but his career nosedived long before then. It really did. And I don't know if he was just a pain in the ass to work with or what.

28:29 I don't know, but I like to think that Willie Ames, his co-star on Charles in Charge, I like to think that Scott Bale was at such a peak of celebrity. That. Willie Ames saw so much depraved stuff, Scott Baio did. He said, I need Jesus, and immediately started doing Bible Man. I like to think that that's what happened. Especially if it was Nicole Eggert. Yep. Doing some weird stuff on that floral print couch. Other birthdays today. So did I say his actual age? Scott Baio, 66. Joan Jett is 68. Another phenomenal....

29:20 I don't know why I would have thought she was older. Same here, dude. I'm right there with you. I thought she was. I love rock and roll. Hate myself for loving you. Bad reputation. 68 years old. I'm with you. I would have believed 78 before 68. I mean, I guess.... I she just kind of looked older and the early 80s when she was huge clearly she was in her 20s I'm gonna guess yeah yeah. Speak speaking of 80s and and not looking great David Coverdale from Whitesnake is 75 and Oof. Uh-huh. There's a reason why Tawny Catan opted for the hood of that car instead of dancing on David Coverdale.

30:12 But also, if you want to take one of the great examples of if you can sing and you're the lead man of a rock band, you can get any woman. There were two in the 80s that just personified that, and that was David Coverdale. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't say the other one. I'm going to write it down. Hang on. I'm going to see if I can get there. Oh my gosh, you're right. Okay. David. All right. I got, I got my guess written down. Rick Ocasek of the cars.

30:52 That's what I wrote. I wrote down Rick Ocasek. Paulina Porizkova. Rick Ocasek. Those of you who are younger, Google it. she's that's not the pictures ever said look bad, but Google Paulina Poroskova in the eighties of modeling pictures. She was one of the hottest chicks. I mean, back in the, I don't, there's something that they really is lost and posters. Yeah. I mean, eighties posters of hot women and cars were two things, but Paulina Poroskova. Oh God, was she hot?

31:32 Rick Ocasek had no business being anywhere in the same zip code as her. But not only that, not only was he in the same zip code, they got married. And were married for decades. I think up until he passed away. I think they had divorced before, but maybe. Rick Ocasek is one of the most unfortunate looking men to have ever walked this earth. And he absolutely balanced it out by being a rock star. Listen, you don't even have to be, I mean, number three on that list for me would be Lyle Lovett. I mean, he got Julia Roberts. And it primed Julia Roberts.

32:14 Yeah, still one of the great mysteries of humans. How Lyle Lovett landed primed Julia Roberts. Man, if you can sing. It's true. That is one thing if you have kids, especially if you're trying to impart some things to your son. You can be like, look, daddy's going to be straight with you. You are not good looking. I don't care what your aunt whatever says. But there is a fix for your affliction. It's called music. It doesn't matter how ugly you are. If you can sing and or play guitar...

32:56 you will be just fine. Or piano. Piano also is, uh. I, I, I, my, my first thing is, let's see how you swing that golf club. Nope. You're not that good. Get in front of that piano. That's right. Piano, guitar, take your pick. And then you're going to take some voice lessons. Yep. Tickle them keys. Cause you know, you know, who else is not the greatest looking Brian Adams dude is riddled with acne scars. Doesn't matter. doesn't matter. Because if you can tickle keys, you can tickle women. Elton John got a woman and he's gay!

33:41 Music definitely is a miracle worker. Sorry, if my eyes start watering, it's because someone in this apartment building is cooking something with mega garlic in it, and I don't Oh, God, that is strong. That's early for you're on the West Coast. That's. Oh, yeah. Right now. Yeah. At the time we're recording this, it is eight fifty six in the morning, Seattle time where we are currently. And someone is cooking something with hella garlic. Oh, my God. It it smells like someone is roasting garlic and I'm in the oven with it. That's how I I'm not embellishing this. This is some strong ass garlic.

34:30 All right. Sorry. This is really throwing me. Okay. Well, it's better than the homeless smell I smelled earlier. Oh! That reminds me. We have some really stupid criminal stories to share with you, but I kind of feel like I need to tell you about the thing I saw yesterday. Okay. Okay. I believe I have now seen it all. I have seen everything this planet has to offer. That is a bold statement. It is. But on a Sunday morning walking the dog, when you see a cross-dressing homeless man, I really do feel like you've seen it all. Because I look up, And I see this man with long grayish hair and a grayish beard.

35:35 Remember the bitter beer face guys from the beer commercials back in the day? And he looked like bitter beer face. And he was wearing a spaghetti strap tank top and a teal skirt. Daniel, I hate to deflate your, your big experience. But I see that almost daily. You live in a different neighborhood than I do. That is very true. I, I, uh, but the bears you see, are they typically homeless? Oh, these aren't.

36:17 Yes. The, the, there are about four or five, um, cross dressing crazy. I don't know if they're trans or, or what I, I, I, but, and a couple of them are very tall men that are in typically skirts and, and tube tops. And it just, and you know, sometimes they're yelling at themselves on the corner and sometimes they're strutting across up and down and across Cedar Springs and, and, you don't know if they're, they're crazy or high or what, but yeah, that's, I, it's so commonplace. And I thought I'd told a story, but one time I saw a, what I would assume was going to be a homeless black man in a skirt and stiletto heels and walking down the street, pushing a pink grocery cart. And my first thought is where do you get a pink grocery cart?

37:23 You are really, really jaded. Like, is there a new store I need to know about? Yeah. Target rebrand? The red was too aggressive. We decided to go with more of a pink thing. It wasn't the most amazing thing I've ever seen, but it did make me do like a triple take. I remember my first time, and it is an interesting sight to behold. Part of what's weird about it, though, is when you see a homeless man who's wearing women's clothing, I don't immediately think that he's trans or just cross-dressing or anything.

38:05 I don't know if he's doing it because he really wants to feel pretty or if it's because that's the only thing they had in his size at the Goodwill and he was just desperate. I didn't ask. I didn't ask him. You know. Never forget the tales of side pocket and we'll just leave it at that. Oh, God. I could have done without that memory grenade. You know what?

38:46 Let's cleanse our palate with a cereal foot sniffer. A horny serial foot sniffer whose DNA was found on a shoelace is back on the streets. Jesus Christ. A horny serial foot sniffer who requested to sniff the feet of girls has been jailed, but he's already back on the streets. Alexander Scott Bowens, 24, was arrested in March of 2025 following multiple reports of a man sniffing and touching girls' feet. He would approach his victims, engage them in conversation about their feet or shoes, compliment them, and then seize their foot and start sniffing it. An initial police investigation in 2022 followed reports in January, March, and May. Despite launching an EFIT appeal and identifying potential suspects, UK police stated there was an insufficient evidence to charge anyone in relation to the foot sniffing incident. Oh, my God. The case was shelved until March of 2025 when two more reports were made by girls accosted under similar circumstances. This guy emerged as a new suspect and was arrested March last year.

40:02 Then out on bail, he received two additional reports of girls being approached on New Year's 2025. And then another girl approached January of this year where he's trying to sniff their feet. There are things that I simply will never understand. Foot fetishes are one of them. I, there are a few body parts that I think are uglier than feet. And I just, I just don't understand that. And I honestly think most people who have foot fetishes probably should be locked up.

40:43 That's a bold take, Trey. It's so weird. Look, I'm not anti-feet, but I'm definitely not a foot worshiper. Like, if certain things are happening and Tara sticks her foot in my face, I might lick it a little bit, but I'm not going weird on it. I'm not going crazy. I'm not going like, oh my God, feet. That's just. Yeah. There's... Yeah, that's all fine, but it's not like that's what gets you off. That's where the people that really have foot fetishes, and that arouses them. There's just something weird about that.

41:38 I will say, though, because like with any sort of fetish, I think that there are degrees, right? So it's one thing to be into feet, like, ooh, I like how your feet looks, or taste, whatever. I don't really know. I'm just kind of spitballing here. Pardon the pun. Uh, like you might just be really into feet. Like you love the way they look, or you want the foot to touch you in a certain, um, you know, arousing fashion. But I wonder if the normal foot fetish people look at some of the more, um, um, I'm not even sure how to like the word I'm trying to think of, like, does a normal foot fetishist look down on a person who wants feet like done to them in certain way i'm dancing around this way too much uh because i don't know how to say it do normal foot fetishes look down on the foot fetishists who say take that foot and put it in my ass like is that is that too far for some feet people.

42:48 I don't know. Did this just become a therapy session for you, Dan? No, we're not talking about me, Trey. Are you sure? Pretty sure. Pretty sure. First of all, you said normal foot fetish. And again, I just, I don't think... Again, there's... I love a good pedicure. They'll rub your feet. Cool. I'm all for that. But again, if you get a. If I see a woman, women can look really hot in a pair of shoes. Cool. Yeah. But it's not like you're looking at her feet and saying, I love your feet. Can you put them in my ass? Right. Yeah. If, or like I've never, if you desire a foot job, that's weird to me.

43:40 That is always so odd to me when that happens. When you're like watching, you're just like, Really? Yeah. Cause like, cause like most guys complain about a hand job. You really think a foot job's going to be any better? If anything, it's going to be worse. It's going to be awkward and clumsy and, and she may kick it a couple of times. Yeah. That's no, no, thank you. But I, I just, and, and if you're a serial, if, if, if you have not been labeled a serial foot sniffer, I think this is where we need to re-examine justice systems and realize that this is just going to be nothing but a problem from here on out.

44:27 It's kind of like with serial killers. They usually start with, you know, like animals and things. If, if you're a serial, if you're a, if you're a horny serial foot sniffer, I think it's okay if we put you in some sort of special facility. Yeah. That makes sense to me. Yeah. You, you, you need serious help and treatment and, and, You need help. Let's just say. And I don't even know how to help him. I don't know. I got nothing. Yeah, I'm.

45:09 It's the whole foot fetish thing has turned me off so much. I can't even think of a good punch line to get out of this. I can't either. I'm trying and you know. The only thing more awkward than the end of this show is a foot job. See, I saved it. There we go. Yeah. If you've ever uttered the word, put your toe on my ass, you have a problem. Yeah. On what date does that conversation happen? Like an excited utterance. Yeah, for sure. All right. For all things Treehouse, treehouseonair.com. And if you loved what you heard here today, share it with a friend, share it everywhere. Hit that share button from your favorite listening platform and together we can grow the tree house show. We'll see you tomorrow slash next time right here inside the tree house foot job free.