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What Happens in Thailand… Should Stay in Thailand, The Guys Trip That Ended a Marriage

What Happens in Thailand… Should Stay in Thailand, The Guys Trip That Ended a Marriage

There are certain things you just shouldn’t do…and some things you DEFINITELY shouldn’t tell your wife. Today on The Treehouse Show, we start with a wild Reddit story from a woman who says she’s ready to divorce her husband after his “guys trip” to...

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There are certain things you just shouldn’t do…and some things you DEFINITELY shouldn’t tell your wife.

Today on The Treehouse Show, we start with a wild Reddit story from a woman who says she’s ready to divorce her husband after his “guys trip” to Thailand. Going to Thailand was only the beginning of the problem—because when he got home, he decided to tell her ALL the sordid details. And there were a lot of details.

Then it’s Celebrity Birthdays, and David Coverdale turning 75 sends us down an important rock-and-roll rabbit hole: Who are the ugliest rock stars who somehow ended up with absolutely gorgeous women?

Finally, we head across the pond for one of the strangest crime stories we’ve seen in a while. A notorious serial foot sniffer is back on the streets in the UK.

Marriage mistakes, Thailand debauchery, ugly rock stars with beautiful women, and a serial foot sniffer. Just another perfectly normal day in The Treehouse.

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with us inside the tree house. Everything come out okay, Trey?

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Yes. That was one of those nature called and I

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realized I could not take a message.

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You're going to take this call.

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Yeah. When you have that feeling and there's like a

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hotness to it You know, you have a limited window

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to get to the toilet. Yep, yep.

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No, I feel you. I had one of those myself

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earlier today, so I get it. It's like you... The

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older we get, the more armed with wisdom we are.

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And part of what comes with that wisdom is knowing

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when you're about to... yourself and you've only got a

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certain amount of time before you uh before bad things

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happen so while uh uh aging does.

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Yeah before you're sitting in your own mess and questioning

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all your life decisions.

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Yeah everything i've done has led me to this moment

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where i'm sitting in my own poop But yes, I mean,

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the older we get, there are some disadvantages to it,

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you know, like the grunting and things when you move around,

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especially if you've been sitting for a while. But there

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are some good things that come with aging, experience and wisdom,

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things like that will hopefully keep you from pooping yourself.

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It's knowing the knowing that's what's helpful. If you say so.

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All I know is you said, uh, I got to go.

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And I knew what you meant. And I was like,

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I'll be here. I'll, I'll scroll. I'll scroll Instagram for

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a minute. You go take care of what you got

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to take care of, buddy.

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Yeah. Well, that's one of those things, you know, this with,

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with age, I've, I've always struggled with regularity and it

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gets worse with age. And so I have to take

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medicine and sometimes I, it's a coming and there's nothing

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you can do about it. So you just make haste.

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Before we jump into, uh, a boy's trip question, the, uh,

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we started watching the pit recently and I, yeah, loving it.

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We are already, we're almost at the end of the

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first season and we just started watching it like four

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days ago. And if I remember correctly in the very

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first episode, one of the new interns or whatever opens

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up a curtain and, And on the other side of

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it is a large man who had a stomach obstruction

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who is now relieving himself, number two, on a bedpan

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in the bed. And Darren and I are just like, man,

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I get it. You're in kind of an emergency situation. But, man,

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I'd be real self-conscious about, A, doing it in a bedpan, and, B,

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the only thing separating me and the rest of society

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is a sheet, is that little curtain going around the bed.

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i look if if it were up to me i

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would go into a deep dark cave to do that

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somewhere i can you know with good wi-fi obviously somewhere

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where i could be completely alone and no worry about

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anyone hearing or smelling anything so the idea of having

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to poop in the middle of an emergency room.

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Yeah have a Have they already introduced the black guy

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with the drinking problem? Yes. Yeah.

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I think he got his first appearance in the first

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episode when they were like, BAC 420. And everyone's like, oh,

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my God. And, you know, Noah Wiley's like, yeah, no,

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that would kill you and me. But to Louie, that's

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just happy hour.

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Reminds you of people? It does. Yeah.

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It very, very, very much does. Yeah.

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Anyway, welcome inside the treehouse. Okay, so you sent a

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number of wonderfully juicy things that we get a chance

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to talk about today. And the first of which is,

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I can tell you right now, if you were to

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ask me if I wanted to take a boy's trip

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to Thailand, I'm not going. Partly because my wife won't

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let me. And also because I couldn't blame her if

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she said no. Because if any guy says, hey, man,

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you want to take a bros trip to Thailand? I

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would be like, why? Like, we could just go camping

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or something in Colorado. Why do we have to go

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to Thailand?

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I mean, it's supposed to be beautiful. And all sorts of...

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This is another thing with age. I can think of

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reasons why, you know, I'd like to go to Thailand

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that are don't, don't involve a morally questionable decisions.

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But I'll tell you right now, if you tell people

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that you as a 52 year old man, you're going

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to do a solo trip to Thailand, people are going

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to make some assumptions.

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And that's, that's fair. Um, but I, I mean, I would,

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I would give it to see, there's a lot of things,

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but Yeah, especially if I was 20 years younger and

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a bunch of guys were like, hey, let's go to Thailand,

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then yeah, you know that legally and morally questionable things

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are going to happen.

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Absolutely.

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Now, if I said something like I was going to

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some Eastern European country like Lithuania or some place that

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have a shortage of men, then.

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And hot women didn't know exactly what's going on.

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Yeah, but that doesn't sound as bad as Thailand.

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It doesn't. It's the same principle, but no, it doesn't.

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Yeah. Well, Lithuania doesn't have the same stereotypes associated with it.

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And I've seen that things going around social media as well.

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I think it was either Lithuania or Latvia. Latvia, yeah. Yeah,

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it's like the women in Latvia... outnumbered the men like

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two to one and they just can't find anyone to

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marry and it's a photo of like these beautiful women

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so i get it.

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And that's it that's becoming a thing in a lot

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of places as our as our birth rates decline uh

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and there are more and more articles about how especially

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men 50 plus are just choosing to be alone fed.

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Up But yeah, going to Latvia to be the one

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in the two to one ratio is different than like, hey, bro,

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you want to go to Thailand for the weekend, which

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is what one guy did. So imagine this. Imagine you.

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I love I love these stories. I don't know if

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this was a am I overreacting? Imagine you've been with

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your boyfriend for two years and you genuinely love each other.

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He goes on a boy's trip to Thailand. gets a

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new room massage, and pays for sex with escorts. Then

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he comes back and tells you everything instead of hiding it.

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What would you do? He called it an experience. So

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I guess he's trying to justify the action, saying it

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was a life experience. That's the reason why I did it.

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But I love you, baby.

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Shut up. Ha ha ha ha ha. Shut the f

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* * * up. Good God, man.

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You can tell her you had a great time. You

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don't have to tell her you had the best time.

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Okay. Play this out, because... No, you don't... I'm trying

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to think. It's like, okay, you go for a massage,

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and all of a sudden it becomes, you know, there's

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a naked woman sliding up and down... on you okay

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maybe you say oh wow honey I didn't expect it

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I told her to stop.

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But it happened so fast and she was so slippery

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that I just couldn't you.

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Know yeah my my face was down I couldn't see

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anything I had no idea she disrobed and was going

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to do that. I still, I'm still going to err

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on the side of shut the up. But yeah, past that,

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because I don't think it matters wherever you, I don't

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culture anything. If you pay for sex, it's generally frowned upon. Uh-huh.

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Generally.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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I think that is a universal thing that, uh, that, that,

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that is going to piss your woman off. If you,

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you paid for, for sex. Yeah. I, I, I tried

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to think about maybe where, where are these, because I

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don't think if you're in the United States, you're going

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to just hop on a plane and go to Thailand

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for a boy's trip. Cause I, And I think that's

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a 14, 15 hour flight, something like that. So I'm

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assuming this is European, you know, somewhere that, that away. Yeah.

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But why in the would you tell her why? I mean,

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unless your buddies, unless there's video that, you know, is

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about to be posted online. That's one of those things,

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you know, you, you take a blood oath with your friends.

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We will never speak about this ever again.

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But maybe take that blood oath before you get it

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on with tie hookers, because I don't know if I

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want to be mixing blood with my boys afterwards.

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No one's good. Again, unless you have some, you're a

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part of some very odd culture. That's just not something

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you brag about.

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Yeah. Let's just let's have fun with this. Let's pretend

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that this was a boy's trip from from Dallas. We're

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both from Dallas. Let's pretend it happened where like the

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boy's trip. They left Dallas, went to Thailand. They went

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for a week and they came back and the guy

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was like, hey, baby, I had a great time. It

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was so good. I got an oiled up sex massage

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and it was so good. I decided to keep doing

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it the whole trip. And it was a great experience.

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Five stars on Airbnb. There's practically zero chance of her

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finding out what happened. With the exception of, like you're saying,

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unless you're being blackmailed by somebody or they got video,

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it's going to come out. Because it's not like there's

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the chance of your girl running into your Thai Nuru

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hooker at Whole Foods. No.

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Unless you're going to get blackmailed, And like, if you

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use your real name credit card and your buddy's got

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pictures and videos of you, shut the up. Yeah.

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Don't, don't write a check to the hookers. Don't Venmo them.

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Just, you know? Yeah. I mean, did you, did you,

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in the memo line of the, of the Venmo, did you,

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did you put, you know, hookers and blow? Yeah.

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You're not supposed to do that. You don't, you don't

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put new room massage. You don't put sex with hookers

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in the memo line of the check. When you, first

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of all, don't write checks to hookers. I don't even

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think they take checks. Um, yeah, there's buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

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I'm not victim blaming here, but I do want to

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point out that if your, if, if, if your man says,

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Hey baby, me and the boys are going to Thailand

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for the weekend or the week, whatever. I don't think

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it's just going to be lounging around a pool or

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going to that beach from that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, no.

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If you're super, if you got a group of guys,

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if you were super into history and archaeology, And or chefs. Maybe. Yeah.

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I still, I think in general, I think you're going

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to need to take your spouse and then you can say, hey,

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we're going to spend the days doing archaeology and sightseeing stuff,

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but you can just stay at the resort and have

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your own massage.

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Yeah, exactly. Look, there are certain boys trips you can

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take that really won't come with many questions or assumptions.

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I've got a buddy of mine who's big into.

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Hunting, right?

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And so he's taken a trip. He took a trip

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to Argentina a few years ago because they don't have

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the same regulations when it comes to dove hunting.

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Dove are like locust in Argentina. You can't. So yeah,

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it's white wing and it's unlimited. It's legendary hunting. I mean,

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that is an experience I hope to have before I

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die is to go white wing hunting in Argentina. Because

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literally you can shoot as many as you want. You

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have a guy with you that you just hand him

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the gun. You have multiple guns and they just reload, boom,

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back and forth. It's supposed to be one of the

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great epic hunting experiences, bird hunting. Yeah.

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So, I mean, if you tell your lady, hey, baby,

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me and the boys are going to Argentina for dove hunting.

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specifically white wing hunting, she's going to be like, cool,

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go have fun. She's going to have no interest in that.

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Also because Argentina doesn't have the same stereotypes associated with

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it that Thailand does. So, whereas if you say, hey babe,

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me and the boys are going to Thailand, she's going

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to be like, the hell you are. You should be anyway.

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I don't know if it still has the same stigma,

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but It would almost be like, hey, honey, we're going

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to take a boy's trip to Tijuana.

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Mm-hmm.

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Really?

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What are you going to do down there in Tijuana?

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Tequila. Uh-huh.

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Hookers and blow.

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Mm-hmm. Also tequila, because one's the drink and one's the

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name of the hooker. Yeah, same thing. There are certain

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cities where you're going to be like, no, you're not

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going to go do that. Tijuana has some certain connotations

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to it. If you tell your lady, hey, me and

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the boys are going to Vegas this weekend, she's probably

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not going to be too excited to hear that either.

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Certain things you can get away with when it comes

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to boys trip stuff, but others you're asking for trouble.

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And if the boys trip is truly epic and you

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get to do all the things and all the people

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that you wanted to do that you've ever dreamed of,

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you don't come home and show her the scrapbook of it.

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No. You take some throwaway selfies with some street vendors

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and some statues and go, oh, we just looked around.

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It was a cultural trip.

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nino and the effect that is going to have on

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Today is Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026. You want to celebrate

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with some birthdays? All right, looking ahead here, it's a big,

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big day. Tom Felton is 39. He is probably best

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known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films.

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So yeah, keep that in mind. The kid that played

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Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films is almost 40.

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As if other things on a daily basis don't make

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you feel old. That one will. He also had a

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turn as a guest spot in the Flash TV series.

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I remember that.

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Emmy winner from Orphan Black and She-Hulk, Tatiana Maslany is 41.

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I never watched She-Hulk.

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It was okay. Look, it got seriously review-bombed, and some

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people said they hated it, and it's like, well, I mean,

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I was okay with it. I didn't love it, but

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I certainly didn't hate it. My favorite part is when

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she hooked up with Daredevil, and Daredevil had to do

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a walk of shame. That was funny. I like that.

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Speaking of the MCU, Avengers Endgame returns to theaters this week.

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Is it already this week?

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It's already this week. I got to get my bladder

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ready because the first time I saw it, I purposely

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dehydrated myself so I didn't have to pee because that

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movie is three hours and three minutes. And now they've

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got some additional stuff in it to bridge the Avengers

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Endgame directly into the new Doomsday movie coming out in December,

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which means the Avengers Endgame movie we go to the

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theater to re-see might be slightly longer, which means I

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have to dehydrate in advance of the film.

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Why can't they do intermissions?

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They really should. Please give us a pee break in

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the middle, especially in a movie that we've all already seen. Please, please, please.

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Because you're really running the risk of getting a UTI.

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Well, in this day and age where theaters struggle to

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begin with, I don't understand. And most movies are now,

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I feel like two and a half hours is kind

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of a standard length now. Give everyone a break where

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they go pee and then inevitably they'll go to the

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concession stand and spend more money. Yeah, I don't.

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Yeah, you're absolutely right. Look. I'll go in there and

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I'll re-up on snacks. I mean, honestly, if you think

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about it, you could go to a 10.30 in the

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morning Avengers in-game screening, right? And if they do an intermission,

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not only am I going to go to the bathroom,

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but I may also just straight up get some lunch

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during that break. And I'm absolutely going to spend more

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at the concession stand. I don't know why they don't

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do it. Three hours and three minutes. I'm trying to

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think of movies when we were younger that were considered really,

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really long for the time. And the first one I

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can think of is Dances with Wolves. That came out

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in 1990. That was three hours and one minute. So

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two minutes shorter than Avengers Endgame. And I don't remember

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if that had an intermission in it or not. But

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that was a hugely long movie back then.

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Costner was famous. He had a run where he made

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some really epically long movies.

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Yeah.

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That's an interesting question. I'm trying to think what were

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considered really long movies at that time.

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I mean a three hour movie dances with wolves. That was,

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that was unheard of at the time because you're right.

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I mean, back in those days it was, it was,

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it was pretty drastic for any movie to be over

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two hours. Most movies were in like that hour and

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a half window.

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Two and a half hours was at one point an

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extremely long movie.

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I need to look up as I remember. I remember

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the joy luck club. My mom wanted to watch that

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really bad. That came out in 93. Joy Luck Club

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was two hours and 19 minutes. And when my mom

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made me watch that one night, I thought it was forever.

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Titanic was really long.

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Ooh, what was the runtime on Titanic?

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I know it was over three hours.

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Three hours, 14 minutes. You know what's crazy about that, though?

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I think I saw that movie like four three or

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four times in the theater, along with everybody else, because

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by the end of its run, it made the most

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money in the history of films.

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I feel like JFK was really long, too.

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What is it with Kevin Costner and these long-ass movies?

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I'm telling you, he had a run.

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Yeah, three hours, nine minutes. We're kind of answering our

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own question here. The Mailman, I think, was also really long.

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The Postman?

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The Postman, yeah.

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I never saw that one. I think because I was like, no,

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I'm good. I don't want to see Kevin Costner deliver mail.

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We're kind of answering our own question because Avengers Endgame

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doesn't have an intermission and neither did any of these movies,

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if I remember correctly. The one movie I do remember

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going to that had an intermission was Gettysburg. That was

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the Civil War kind of reenactment thing, star-studded cast. And that,

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I think, was like a four-hour movie. And it had

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a legitimate intermission right in the middle of it, which

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at that point it definitely needed. But yeah, Avengers Endgame

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back in theaters this weekend. So start getting your bladders

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ready now. Are you going to go back to the

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theater and see it?

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Yes. Same.

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I'm excited.

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I can't wait.

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Like I told you, I went back and rewatched everything,

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so I am primed and ready to go.

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Yeah, I am going to watch Infinity War, and then

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I am going to go see Endgame in theaters. You

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know what?

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Now that you mention it, I might actually do the

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same thing. Even though I just rewatched everything, rewatch Infinity

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War to prime myself one last time.

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Yeah.

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So it's a big week for movies. Other birthdays today.

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Scott Baio is 66. Chachi from happy days and Charles

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from Charles in charge because he's in charge of our

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days and our nights.

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Yeah. God, you want to talk about someone who was just,

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he had a run of being sex symbol. Is that?

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Yeah. Yeah, I think he was.

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80s and 90s, Chachi and Charles. And then his career

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just nosedived.

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At a certain point, I'm pretty sure Willie Ames said, hey, man,

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you need some money. Because at least Willie Ames had

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Bible Man money for a little while when Scott Bale

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was like, man, I'm hard up.

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Yeah, I don't know. And not that I really cared

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enough to know. I mean, I know later on people

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really didn't like his politics, but his career nosedived long

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before then. It really did. And I don't know if

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he was just a pain in the ass to work

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with or what.

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I don't know, but I like to think that Willie Ames,

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his co-star on Charles in Charge, I like to think

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that Scott Bale was at such a peak of celebrity.

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That.

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Willie Ames saw so much depraved stuff, Scott Baio did.

456
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He said, I need Jesus, and immediately started doing Bible Man.

457
00:28:51.190 --> 00:28:52.950
I like to think that that's what happened.

458
00:28:54.410 --> 00:28:55.730
Especially if it was Nicole Eggert.

459
00:28:56.250 --> 00:29:00.329
Yep. Doing some weird stuff on that floral print couch.

460
00:29:03.410 --> 00:29:06.779
Other birthdays today. So did I say his actual age?

461
00:29:06.900 --> 00:29:18.390
Scott Baio, 66. Joan Jett is 68. Another phenomenal....

462
00:29:20.769 --> 00:29:22.490
I don't know why I would have thought she was older.

463
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:24.960
Same here, dude. I'm right there with you. I thought

464
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:30.079
she was. I love rock and roll. Hate myself for

465
00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:32.400
loving you. Bad reputation. 68 years old.

466
00:29:32.500 --> 00:29:33.119
I'm with you.

467
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.640
I would have believed 78 before 68. I mean, I guess....

468
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:42.839
I she just kind of looked older and the early

469
00:29:43.140 --> 00:29:47.220
80s when she was huge clearly she was in her

470
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:52.190
20s I'm gonna guess yeah yeah.

471
00:29:51.650 --> 00:29:57.769
Speak speaking of 80s and and not looking great David

472
00:29:57.829 --> 00:30:05.470
Coverdale from Whitesnake is 75 and Oof. Uh-huh. There's a

473
00:30:05.509 --> 00:30:07.750
reason why Tawny Catan opted for the hood of that

474
00:30:07.829 --> 00:30:10.609
car instead of dancing on David Coverdale.

475
00:30:12.029 --> 00:30:15.190
But also, if you want to take one of the

476
00:30:15.250 --> 00:30:18.710
great examples of if you can sing and you're the

477
00:30:18.890 --> 00:30:21.200
lead man of a rock band, you can get any woman.

478
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.119
There were two in the 80s that just personified that,

479
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:28.220
and that was David Coverdale. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

480
00:30:28.259 --> 00:30:29.539
Don't say the other one. I'm going to write it down.

481
00:30:29.819 --> 00:30:30.059
Hang on.

482
00:30:30.059 --> 00:30:31.839
I'm going to see if I can get there. Oh

483
00:30:31.859 --> 00:30:32.700
my gosh, you're right.

484
00:30:43.549 --> 00:30:45.509
Okay. David. All right.

485
00:30:45.549 --> 00:30:47.170
I got, I got my guess written down.

486
00:30:48.950 --> 00:30:50.069
Rick Ocasek of the cars.

487
00:30:52.190 --> 00:30:55.630
That's what I wrote. I wrote down Rick Ocasek.

488
00:30:55.910 --> 00:30:57.490
Paulina Porizkova.

489
00:30:58.309 --> 00:30:58.930
Rick Ocasek.

490
00:30:58.950 --> 00:31:02.970
Those of you who are younger, Google it. she's that's

491
00:31:02.990 --> 00:31:05.430
not the pictures ever said look bad, but Google Paulina

492
00:31:05.450 --> 00:31:08.549
Poroskova in the eighties of modeling pictures. She was one

493
00:31:08.569 --> 00:31:12.529
of the hottest chicks. I mean, back in the, I don't,

494
00:31:13.349 --> 00:31:19.930
there's something that they really is lost and posters. Yeah.

495
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:24.519
I mean, eighties posters of hot women and cars were

496
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:30.319
two things, but Paulina Poroskova. Oh God, was she hot?

497
00:31:32.190 --> 00:31:35.990
Rick Ocasek had no business being anywhere in the same

498
00:31:36.210 --> 00:31:39.529
zip code as her. But not only that, not only

499
00:31:39.569 --> 00:31:42.500
was he in the same zip code, they got married.

500
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:44.980
And were married for decades.

501
00:31:46.299 --> 00:31:47.960
I think up until he passed away.

502
00:31:47.980 --> 00:31:51.619
I think they had divorced before, but maybe.

503
00:31:54.269 --> 00:31:57.009
Rick Ocasek is one of the most unfortunate looking men

504
00:31:57.089 --> 00:32:01.000
to have ever walked this earth. And he absolutely balanced

505
00:32:01.059 --> 00:32:03.559
it out by being a rock star.

506
00:32:05.059 --> 00:32:08.039
Listen, you don't even have to be, I mean, number

507
00:32:08.099 --> 00:32:09.869
three on that list for me would be Lyle Lovett.

508
00:32:09.890 --> 00:32:13.869
I mean, he got Julia Roberts. And it primed Julia Roberts.

509
00:32:14.450 --> 00:32:19.430
Yeah, still one of the great mysteries of humans. How

510
00:32:19.509 --> 00:32:22.210
Lyle Lovett landed primed Julia Roberts.

511
00:32:23.650 --> 00:32:24.440
Man, if you can sing.

512
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:28.410
It's true. That is one thing if you have kids,

513
00:32:28.549 --> 00:32:32.009
especially if you're trying to impart some things to your son.

514
00:32:32.029 --> 00:32:37.319
You can be like, look, daddy's going to be straight

515
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.539
with you. You are not good looking. I don't care

516
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:47.420
what your aunt whatever says. But there is a fix

517
00:32:47.460 --> 00:32:51.750
for your affliction. It's called music. It doesn't matter how

518
00:32:51.930 --> 00:32:56.009
ugly you are. If you can sing and or play guitar...

519
00:32:56.079 --> 00:32:57.460
you will be just fine.

520
00:32:58.900 --> 00:32:59.380
Or piano.

521
00:33:00.849 --> 00:33:02.490
Piano also is, uh.

522
00:33:02.609 --> 00:33:06.210
I, I, I, my, my first thing is, let's see

523
00:33:06.230 --> 00:33:07.329
how you swing that golf club.

524
00:33:08.450 --> 00:33:08.609
Nope.

525
00:33:08.670 --> 00:33:11.150
You're not that good. Get in front of that piano.

526
00:33:11.910 --> 00:33:12.349
That's right.

527
00:33:12.470 --> 00:33:15.809
Piano, guitar, take your pick. And then you're going to

528
00:33:15.849 --> 00:33:17.529
take some voice lessons. Yep.

529
00:33:17.809 --> 00:33:20.410
Tickle them keys. Cause you know, you know, who else

530
00:33:20.490 --> 00:33:23.609
is not the greatest looking Brian Adams dude is riddled

531
00:33:23.750 --> 00:33:31.259
with acne scars. Doesn't matter. doesn't matter. Because if you

532
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:33.720
can tickle keys, you can tickle women.

533
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.420
Elton John got a woman and he's gay!

534
00:33:41.819 --> 00:33:48.960
Music definitely is a miracle worker. Sorry, if my eyes

535
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:52.180
start watering, it's because someone in this apartment building is

536
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:56.910
cooking something with mega garlic in it, and I don't Oh, God,

537
00:33:56.930 --> 00:33:57.650
that is strong.

538
00:33:58.230 --> 00:34:02.509
That's early for you're on the West Coast.

539
00:34:02.529 --> 00:34:02.730
That's.

540
00:34:05.089 --> 00:34:05.549
Oh, yeah.

541
00:34:05.630 --> 00:34:08.610
Right now. Yeah. At the time we're recording this, it

542
00:34:08.730 --> 00:34:11.659
is eight fifty six in the morning, Seattle time where

543
00:34:11.699 --> 00:34:15.860
we are currently. And someone is cooking something with hella garlic. Oh,

544
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:20.300
my God. It it smells like someone is roasting garlic

545
00:34:20.820 --> 00:34:23.059
and I'm in the oven with it. That's how I

546
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:25.659
I'm not embellishing this. This is some strong ass garlic.

547
00:34:30.340 --> 00:34:33.639
All right. Sorry.

548
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:35.409
This is really throwing me.

549
00:34:36.550 --> 00:34:36.929
Okay.

550
00:34:37.309 --> 00:34:40.590
Well, it's better than the homeless smell I smelled earlier. Oh!

551
00:34:42.969 --> 00:34:48.329
That reminds me. We have some really stupid criminal stories

552
00:34:48.429 --> 00:34:51.320
to share with you, but I kind of feel like

553
00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:54.679
I need to tell you about the thing I saw yesterday.

554
00:34:54.699 --> 00:34:55.360
Okay.

555
00:34:55.380 --> 00:35:01.269
Okay. I believe I have now seen it all. I

556
00:35:01.309 --> 00:35:05.030
have seen everything this planet has to offer.

557
00:35:05.050 --> 00:35:08.239
That is a bold statement. It is.

558
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:15.440
But on a Sunday morning walking the dog, when you

559
00:35:15.579 --> 00:35:22.409
see a cross-dressing homeless man, I really do feel like

560
00:35:22.449 --> 00:35:27.579
you've seen it all. Because I look up, And I

561
00:35:27.619 --> 00:35:35.179
see this man with long grayish hair and a grayish beard.

562
00:35:35.860 --> 00:35:39.860
Remember the bitter beer face guys from the beer commercials

563
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:44.619
back in the day? And he looked like bitter beer face.

564
00:35:46.179 --> 00:35:50.139
And he was wearing a spaghetti strap tank top and

565
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:50.960
a teal skirt.

566
00:35:53.659 --> 00:35:59.119
Daniel, I hate to deflate your, your big experience. But

567
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:01.409
I see that almost daily.

568
00:36:03.369 --> 00:36:08.250
You live in a different neighborhood than I do. That

569
00:36:08.269 --> 00:36:11.969
is very true. I, I, uh, but the bears you see,

570
00:36:12.010 --> 00:36:13.190
are they typically homeless?

571
00:36:14.929 --> 00:36:15.610
Oh, these aren't.

572
00:36:17.219 --> 00:36:17.510
Yes.

573
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:25.480
The, the, there are about four or five, um, cross

574
00:36:25.539 --> 00:36:28.380
dressing crazy. I don't know if they're trans or, or

575
00:36:28.460 --> 00:36:33.610
what I, I, I, but, and a couple of them

576
00:36:33.659 --> 00:36:36.829
are very tall men that are in typically skirts and,

577
00:36:36.969 --> 00:36:43.030
and tube tops. And it just, and you know, sometimes

578
00:36:43.269 --> 00:36:47.190
they're yelling at themselves on the corner and sometimes they're

579
00:36:47.250 --> 00:36:51.570
strutting across up and down and across Cedar Springs and, and,

580
00:36:52.630 --> 00:36:54.710
you don't know if they're, they're crazy or high or what,

581
00:36:54.769 --> 00:36:59.929
but yeah, that's, I, it's so commonplace. And I thought

582
00:36:59.969 --> 00:37:02.610
I'd told a story, but one time I saw a,

583
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:06.340
what I would assume was going to be a homeless

584
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:14.019
black man in a skirt and stiletto heels and walking

585
00:37:14.039 --> 00:37:19.570
down the street, pushing a pink grocery cart. And my

586
00:37:19.630 --> 00:37:21.510
first thought is where do you get a pink grocery cart?

587
00:37:23.539 --> 00:37:29.619
You are really, really jaded. Like, is there a new

588
00:37:29.699 --> 00:37:30.880
store I need to know about?

589
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:33.460
Yeah. Target rebrand?

590
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:40.579
The red was too aggressive. We decided to go with

591
00:37:40.619 --> 00:37:44.139
more of a pink thing. It wasn't the most amazing

592
00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:47.219
thing I've ever seen, but it did make me do

593
00:37:47.260 --> 00:37:48.199
like a triple take.

594
00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:51.670
I remember my first time, and it is an interesting

595
00:37:51.730 --> 00:37:52.309
sight to behold.

596
00:37:54.190 --> 00:37:55.949
Part of what's weird about it, though, is when you

597
00:37:55.989 --> 00:38:00.170
see a homeless man who's wearing women's clothing, I don't

598
00:38:00.210 --> 00:38:04.070
immediately think that he's trans or just cross-dressing or anything.

599
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:09.920
I don't know if he's doing it because he really

600
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:14.739
wants to feel pretty or if it's because that's the

601
00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:17.119
only thing they had in his size at the Goodwill

602
00:38:17.460 --> 00:38:25.800
and he was just desperate. I didn't ask. I didn't

603
00:38:25.860 --> 00:38:26.400
ask him.

604
00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:33.570
You know. Never forget the tales of side pocket and

605
00:38:33.590 --> 00:38:35.429
we'll just leave it at that. Oh, God.

606
00:38:38.929 --> 00:38:42.150
I could have done without that memory grenade.

607
00:38:45.130 --> 00:38:45.610
You know what?

608
00:38:46.269 --> 00:38:52.050
Let's cleanse our palate with a cereal foot sniffer. A

609
00:38:52.170 --> 00:38:55.309
horny serial foot sniffer whose DNA was found on a

610
00:38:55.349 --> 00:39:03.989
shoelace is back on the streets. Jesus Christ. A horny

611
00:39:04.090 --> 00:39:08.219
serial foot sniffer who requested to sniff the feet of

612
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:11.619
girls has been jailed, but he's already back on the streets.

613
00:39:11.780 --> 00:39:16.219
Alexander Scott Bowens, 24, was arrested in March of 2025

614
00:39:16.219 --> 00:39:19.840
following multiple reports of a man sniffing and touching girls' feet.

615
00:39:20.739 --> 00:39:23.320
He would approach his victims, engage them in conversation about

616
00:39:23.340 --> 00:39:26.730
their feet or shoes, compliment them, and then seize their

617
00:39:26.809 --> 00:39:32.500
foot and start sniffing it. An initial police investigation in

618
00:39:32.500 --> 00:39:36.619
2022 followed reports in January, March, and May. Despite launching

619
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:42.510
an EFIT appeal and identifying potential suspects, UK police stated

620
00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:46.010
there was an insufficient evidence to charge anyone in relation

621
00:39:46.309 --> 00:39:49.909
to the foot sniffing incident. Oh, my God. The case

622
00:39:49.949 --> 00:39:52.730
was shelved until March of 2025 when two more reports

623
00:39:53.170 --> 00:39:59.570
were made by girls accosted under similar circumstances. This guy

624
00:39:59.630 --> 00:40:02.449
emerged as a new suspect and was arrested March last year.

625
00:40:02.489 --> 00:40:06.969
Then out on bail, he received two additional reports of

626
00:40:07.030 --> 00:40:11.929
girls being approached on New Year's 2025. And then another

627
00:40:11.969 --> 00:40:15.460
girl approached January of this year where he's trying to

628
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:17.079
sniff their feet.

629
00:40:20.550 --> 00:40:25.159
There are things that I simply will never understand. Foot

630
00:40:25.219 --> 00:40:30.880
fetishes are one of them. I, there are a few

631
00:40:31.099 --> 00:40:33.960
body parts that I think are uglier than feet. And

632
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:38.300
I just, I just don't understand that. And I honestly

633
00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:41.139
think most people who have foot fetishes probably should be

634
00:40:41.179 --> 00:40:41.519
locked up.

635
00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:44.860
That's a bold take, Trey.

636
00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:47.519
It's so weird.

637
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:59.070
Look, I'm not anti-feet, but I'm definitely not a foot worshiper. Like,

638
00:40:59.489 --> 00:41:03.829
if certain things are happening and Tara sticks her foot

639
00:41:03.869 --> 00:41:05.849
in my face, I might lick it a little bit,

640
00:41:06.090 --> 00:41:08.679
but I'm not going weird on it. I'm not going crazy.

641
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:11.820
I'm not going like, oh my God, feet. That's just.

642
00:41:14.139 --> 00:41:24.400
Yeah. There's... Yeah, that's all fine, but it's not like

643
00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:31.010
that's what gets you off. That's where the people that

644
00:41:32.110 --> 00:41:36.610
really have foot fetishes, and that arouses them. There's just

645
00:41:36.670 --> 00:41:37.650
something weird about that.

646
00:41:38.710 --> 00:41:41.139
I will say, though, because like with any sort of fetish,

647
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:46.420
I think that there are degrees, right? So it's one

648
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:48.579
thing to be into feet, like, ooh, I like how

649
00:41:48.619 --> 00:41:51.170
your feet looks, or taste, whatever. I don't really know.

650
00:41:51.190 --> 00:41:54.170
I'm just kind of spitballing here. Pardon the pun. Uh,

651
00:41:55.130 --> 00:41:57.110
like you might just be really into feet. Like you

652
00:41:57.139 --> 00:41:58.699
love the way they look, or you want the foot

653
00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:03.059
to touch you in a certain, um, you know, arousing fashion.

654
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:07.340
But I wonder if the normal foot fetish people look

655
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:14.159
at some of the more, um, um, I'm not even

656
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.900
sure how to like the word I'm trying to think of, like,

657
00:42:17.699 --> 00:42:23.800
does a normal foot fetishist look down on a person

658
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:26.510
who wants feet like done to them in certain way

659
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:30.050
i'm dancing around this way too much uh because i

660
00:42:30.090 --> 00:42:34.650
don't know how to say it do normal foot fetishes

661
00:42:34.789 --> 00:42:38.929
look down on the foot fetishists who say take that

662
00:42:38.989 --> 00:42:42.449
foot and put it in my ass like is that

663
00:42:42.630 --> 00:42:45.289
is that too far for some feet people.

664
00:42:48.130 --> 00:42:49.809
I don't know. Did this just become a therapy session

665
00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:50.260
for you, Dan?

666
00:42:52.699 --> 00:42:54.519
No, we're not talking about me, Trey.

667
00:42:54.539 --> 00:42:56.980
Are you sure? Pretty sure.

668
00:42:57.659 --> 00:42:58.079
Pretty sure.

669
00:42:59.900 --> 00:43:01.820
First of all, you said normal foot fetish. And again,

670
00:43:02.099 --> 00:43:08.929
I just, I don't think... Again, there's... I love a

671
00:43:08.969 --> 00:43:12.409
good pedicure. They'll rub your feet. Cool. I'm all for that.

672
00:43:13.030 --> 00:43:16.559
But again, if you get a.

673
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:20.530
If I see a woman, women can look really hot

674
00:43:20.570 --> 00:43:23.170
in a pair of shoes. Cool. Yeah.

675
00:43:23.510 --> 00:43:25.590
But it's not like you're looking at her feet and saying,

676
00:43:25.630 --> 00:43:27.429
I love your feet. Can you put them in my ass?

677
00:43:28.050 --> 00:43:35.980
Right. Yeah. If, or like I've never, if you desire

678
00:43:36.019 --> 00:43:39.719
a foot job, that's weird to me.

679
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:43.059
That is always so odd to me when that happens.

680
00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:46.219
When you're like watching, you're just like, Really?

681
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:46.940
Yeah.

682
00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:49.960
Cause like, cause like most guys complain about a hand job.

683
00:43:50.219 --> 00:43:52.760
You really think a foot job's going to be any better?

684
00:43:53.820 --> 00:43:55.980
If anything, it's going to be worse. It's going to

685
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.579
be awkward and clumsy and, and she may kick it

686
00:43:58.619 --> 00:44:00.159
a couple of times. Yeah.

687
00:44:00.260 --> 00:44:07.469
That's no, no, thank you. But I, I just, and,

688
00:44:07.570 --> 00:44:11.050
and if you're a serial, if, if, if you have

689
00:44:11.090 --> 00:44:17.079
not been labeled a serial foot sniffer, I think this

690
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:19.699
is where we need to re-examine justice systems and realize

691
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:22.440
that this is just going to be nothing but a

692
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:24.440
problem from here on out.

693
00:44:27.829 --> 00:44:30.230
It's kind of like with serial killers. They usually start with,

694
00:44:30.309 --> 00:44:33.190
you know, like animals and things. If, if you're a serial,

695
00:44:33.230 --> 00:44:36.050
if you're a, if you're a horny serial foot sniffer,

696
00:44:37.010 --> 00:44:38.840
I think it's okay if we put you in some

697
00:44:38.900 --> 00:44:42.659
sort of special facility. Yeah. That makes sense to me. Yeah.

698
00:44:42.739 --> 00:44:45.909
You, you, you need serious help and treatment and, and,

699
00:44:50.750 --> 00:44:57.690
You need help. Let's just say. And I don't even

700
00:44:57.730 --> 00:44:58.570
know how to help him.

701
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:04.780
I don't know.

702
00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:07.400
I got nothing. Yeah, I'm.

703
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:11.860
It's the whole foot fetish thing has turned me off

704
00:45:11.980 --> 00:45:13.739
so much. I can't even think of a good punch

705
00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:14.699
line to get out of this.

706
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:17.610
I can't either. I'm trying and you know.

707
00:45:20.650 --> 00:45:22.630
The only thing more awkward than the end of this

708
00:45:22.710 --> 00:45:28.960
show is a foot job. See, I saved it. There

709
00:45:28.980 --> 00:45:29.239
we go.

710
00:45:29.380 --> 00:45:31.880
Yeah. If you've ever uttered the word, put your toe

711
00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:34.739
on my ass, you have a problem. Yeah.

712
00:45:35.219 --> 00:45:37.159
On what date does that conversation happen?

713
00:45:40.650 --> 00:45:41.849
Like an excited utterance.

714
00:45:42.789 --> 00:45:46.690
Yeah, for sure. All right. For all things Treehouse, treehouseonair.com.

715
00:45:46.730 --> 00:45:49.280
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718
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grow the tree house show. We'll see you tomorrow slash

719
00:45:59.820 --> 00:46:03.210
next time right here inside the tree house foot job free.